Original subtitles

[whistles]

Let's go, everybody!

Picture time!

- ♪ In the Loud House ♪ - Come on!

♪ The really Loud House ♪

♪ ♪

♪ The Really Loud House ♪

OK, Lily.

Do you wanna hear the rest of the story?

Are you kidding me?

Yeah.

OK, where were we?

Princess Charlie had some terrible news.

I'm moving back to Tennessee.

Young Lincoln needed to get the everlasting emerald

so Charlie wouldn't forget him.

If you help me save Flip's, the emerald's all yours.

Flip needed the family's help.

My brother's on his way here,

and he wants to have dinner with the pretend family

he's been supporting all these years.

The Louds got split up.

What is going on up there?

We've been down here forever.

I'm trying to make the world a better place.

Now give me a boost.

Dad was complicating matters.

My name is Kristoff Bol.

But Flip's brother Walter wouldn't leave.

Maybe I don't have to go.

He's staying another day?

We're gonna starve down here.

And Charlie's time was running out.

Plans changed.

I'm leaving tonight.

I can't believe you're leaving tonight.

I'm gonna get there before you go.

OK, Lincoln. Hurry.

Don't worry.

I'll be there.

I promise.

Lincoln needed a new plan.

Come, young Lincoln.

Let me spin you a yarn of that thing we call life.

Give me one second, Uncle Walter.

Lincoln needed to get to Charlie.

But he needed to get the everlasting emerald first.

What did he do?

He did the only thing he could do.

He called his best friend Clyde.

Royal Woods Express bus 5372 to Tennessee

is leaving from platform--

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

[knocking]

Later, the basement dwellers prepared for the long,

cold night ahead.

[playing guitar]

♪ ♪

As our leader, I need extra hydration.

Yes.

Anybody got a problem with that?

Yay, Clyde!

Clyde was doing his part.

Now Lincoln had to fool Flip's evil brother

for one more day.

I can't believe we have to do this for a whole 'nother day.

Pretending to be Lisa makes my brain parts go owie.

Who says he's gonna be here the whole day?

Yeah, I'll bet he's so tired from yesterday,

he'll probably have a quick breakfast

and then hit the road.

I'm well-rested and ready for a full day of family fun.

Good call, Crystal Ball.

I want to do everything that I read

about in Philip's letters.

"Dearest Walter, the money you've sent

has been very helpful for my big, expensive family."

It's going towards many things,

including my famous weekend family brunches

which I make myself.

Here you go, more of Flip's everything

but the kitchen sink scramble.

My family's not gonna eat this slop.

Okay, they're used to professional, high end cuisine.

I don't know what I've just eaten.

But it may have been the most delicious thing

I have ever tasted.

Mmm! Have you tried this? Mmm!

They're having breakfast.

It smells amazing.

Behold, the gingerbread house of Christmas Past.

Hey, I built that for the Christmas bazaar.

I got second prize for that.

We're not gonna eat that.

Fine. Then don't have any.

Wait!

Whatever, I'm starving.

[together] ♪ Ahh ♪

Worship me.

This was delicious.

So I've heard.

What to do next? [chuckles] Ah.

Hello, Walter.

I need some extra money to send the kids to...

comedy camp.

I just flew home from Dallas,

and boy are my arms tired.

Why?

They're tired from waving away

the demons that haunt my soul.

[scattered laughter]

And science camp.

Hi, I'm Lisa.

And this is my newest invention:

the robot toaster.

[applause]

Wasn't that just a toaster?

Walter was getting suspicious.

[phone buzzes]

And Lincoln was running out of time.

Soon, the bus would be leaving.

We'll be on the road in a few minutes, people.

Thankfully, his trusted companion, Clyde,

had a few more tricks up his sleeve.

What I would love to know is how three tires

just disappeared off a bus.

That's what I'm here to investigate.

I'm gonna get to the bottom of this,

and ain't nobody leaving till I do,

starting with this bus.

[clang] Mm.

Come on, Lincoln.

Come on, honey. Let's show 'em

some of that Phillipini talent.

Oh, no one wants to hear a little old me sing.

[playing banjo]

♪ Won't you come home, Bill Bailey? ♪

♪ Won't you come home? ♪

Come on, kids, join in!

Yeah, right. I can barely get 'em to sing with me.

- ♪ Ain't that a shame? ♪ - ♪ Ain't that a shame? ♪

♪ Shame ♪

all: ♪ Bill Bailey ♪

♪ Won't you please come home? ♪

both: Yeah! - All right!

That was wonderful!

Oh, it'd be nice to have a family, wouldn't it?

[without accent] It sure would.

I mean-- [with accent] Ya, whoa, it certainly would!

[chuckles]

Window, window.

Wait, this doesn't make sense.

Yeah, there were eight windows, two for each of us.

Maybe you should count again.

Did you steal a window for Mr. Coconuts?

The one we call Luan has betrayed us.

We will settle this like the civilized people we are.

Trial by combat.

[dramatic music]

Things were falling apart in the basement.

But upstairs, Lincoln was about to get Walter

out of the house.

I can't remember the last time

I had so much fun. - Ohh.

Well, nothing goes with a family singalong

like a cab ride to the airport.

Would it be OK if we took a family photo

so I could remember this day forever?

Of course.

Who wouldn't wanna take a photo with my family?

[phone buzzes]

Thank you for indulging me.

Kristen Bell.

Oh, I am honored.

Where would you like me to stand?

Right here because you're gonna take the picture.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

[whispering] You think you're so great.

You can take all the pictures you want.

This is still my family.

They like me better.

[gasps] Well, the minute

your brother leaves, me and my family

are gonna play charades.

And you're not invited.

You're going to be out on the street.

[with accent] OK, everyone say "wienerschnitzel."

Weinerschnitzel!

He's leaving.

Yes, Lily.

[all saying goodbye] - Thank you all very much.

Wait, you can't leave yet.

We have to play my family's favorite game, charades.

Did someone say charades?

[tense music]

[sighs]

We don't really need to play a game of charades.

I'm sure Walter has a big, long trip ahead of him.

It will only take a few minutes.

Well, if we do play charades,

I would be an asset,

as I am classically trained in pantomime.

Well then why don't you classically

train yourself to remove that raccoon from the garage?

Here's a hammer and rag.

It's charades time!

Yay.

Charades.

Meanwhile, Clyde was doing some performing himself.

Clyde has a mustache.

Three tires went missing from this here bus,

and I ain't got nowhere to be until I figure out

who took 'em and why.

I want all y'all suitcases out of them luggage compartments

and on the ground pronto.

Even mine?

Especially yours, missy.

Why don't you train yourself in removing that raccoon?

OK, Flip.

Gah!

[raccoon chittering]

Ah! Ooh!

[screaming] [struggling efforts]

[excited chatter]

Fairy shell.

[overlapping guesses]

[dramatic classical music]

♪ ♪

Yes! [cheering]

What a great game of charades!

Halt!

This whole evening has been a charade!

[all gasping]

This man is not the real father of this household!

- [gasps] - Philip,

what on Earth is going on?

[without accent] I'll tell you what's going on.

I'm the father!

These are my children,

and this is my wife.

[chuckles nervously]

I should have known.

There's no way a loser like you would have

such a beautiful wife, such loving children,

and a talented flamboyant handyman.

Danke.

I want every single penny I sent you

for your supposed family paid back in full

by midnight!

By midnight?

OK, sundown.

But if you don't come up with the money by midnight--

Sundown.

Oh, thank you, honey, sundown.

I am going to bulldoze Flip's Food and Fuel

into a parking lot!

[mouthing]

- No! - Yeah!

Now I'm gonna go rent a bulldozer.

Oh, no, the Emerald!

If Walter destroyed Flip's,

he would also destroy the emerald.

It's all my fault.

I was all about Charity Week,

and then I ruined it for everybody

because I got jealous.

Flip is the one who messed things up.

We had Walter fooled.

But it felt so good having a family,

I didn't want it to end.

[sighs] Actually, it's all my fault.

What do you mean, Lincoln?

You were just doing it to help Flip.

You're the one guy who really has

his heart in the right place.

I did wanna help Flip,

but there's another reason I didn't tell you guys.

Charlie's moving back to Tennessee.

both: What?

So young Lincoln told them everything,

about his deal with Flip and his quest

for the everlasting emerald.

And how he needed to give it to Charlie before she left.

So she wouldn't forget him.

But things weren't looking good.

It's over. Charlie's gonna leave and never remember me.

Hey, wait a minute.

We can still do this.

Yeah, Charity Week isn't over yet.

We can save Flip's.

And get Lincoln his emerald.

That'll never work.

We only have until sundown.

We can use all of our talents to help raise the money.

Leni's right.

Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

all: Loud-A-Palooza!

[screaming]

Yeah, Loud-A-Palooza!

[angelic chorus]

We're gonna take all our talents, put on a show,

and everyone in town is gonna buy a ticket.

Yes! [cheering]

[music stops]

Good luck.

I'm gonna destroy Flip's, and along with it,

your precious emerald.

Because from what I've seen...

talent doesn't run in this family.

Well, you haven't met the real Louds.

[playing guitar riff]

♪ ♪

Did someone say Loud-A-Palooza?

All right! [cheering]

Lori!

You guys didn't think you were gonna do this

without me, did you? [excited chatter]

Or me.

Heard y'all are putting on a fundraiser.

Thought I could charge a bundle for pony rides

with Lightning Bolt here. - [mouthing]

Thanks, Liam.

It's show time!

[chuckling]

[heroic music]

In true Loud family fashion, everybody came

together to get the job done.

Are you ready to rock?

Loud-A-Palooza was in full swing.

Royal Woods, are you ready to save Flip's?

[cheering]

All right, we've got three hours to raise $57,000.

Clyde was making sure Charlie's bus

wasn't going anywhere.

Three pairs of shorts

for a two-day trip, huh?

I wear mostly shorts.

You wear mostly shorts?

So why don't you go wear 'em over there?

♪ ♪

I don't know how much longer I can stall this bus.

Are you almost here?

Yes, I just have to do one last thing,

put on an entire fundraiser.

[crowd cheering]

[playing upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

Thank you all for coming.

We're gonna keep Flip's Food and Fuel

right where it belongs.

Yeah!

Let's get Loud!

♪ One, two ♪

all: ♪ One, two, three, four ♪

♪ This is the greatest town in history ♪

♪ It's the only place to get a Flippy ♪

♪ So everyone in Royal Woods, dig deep and give ♪

♪ Like you know you should ♪

all: ♪ 'Cause there's no place like Flip's ♪

Who?

all: ♪ There's no place like Flip's ♪

That's me!

all: ♪ So give all you can and shake those hips ♪

♪ 'Cause there's no place, no place like Flip's ♪

Would you be interested in making a small contribution

to help save Flip's?

I will take your credit card information

after I text this code to prove you are not a robot.

Lightning Bolt did a number two.

Looks more like a number four to me.

How are the pony rides going?

Swell.

How many rides have you given?

Just two.

But I'm charging 1,000 bucks per ride.

♪ At Flip's, you can buy new t-shirts ♪

I like this one. Oh, no, no, no, this one.

I'll take 'em all.

♪ You can even buy a bucket a dirt ♪

I'll sell anything if you pay me.

Hey, wanna watch me eat a bug?

How much does that cost?

You're gonna pay me?

♪ ♪

all: ♪ The bathroom always smells like poop ♪

♪ And if you have a sports team ♪

all: ♪ Flip's will sponsor you ♪

Not true. You think I got that kinda money?

I bet you can't even hit the target.

Time to get wet, kid.

Yeah, right.

Nice shot.

Who's next?

Beat me at golf. Win a prize.

I don't see any prizes.

You're not gonna beat me.

Wow.

Thank you very much.

♪ We gotta give ♪

♪ It ain't even funny ♪

♪ So don't be a hack ♪

♪ And don't be a dummy ♪

I say tomato. You say--

Cadaver.

I say potato, you say--

Cadaver.

Potato cadaver, classic.

Give money now.

♪ Flip's is a place like no other ♪

all: ♪ Whoa ♪

♪ So let's all come together to beat his mean brother ♪

You're never gonna win.

You've been a loser your whole life.

You're still a loser.

Do you provide vacuuming?

[sprays]

All righty, folks.

We're gonna go through them suitcases one more time.

[all groaning]

All right, here we go. Just grab one right there.

Let's see some donations.

[clanging cow bell]

That's my husband!

♪ ♪

♪ We're helping Flip 'cause he means the world ♪

♪ Plus help our brother Lincoln go and get that girl ♪

♪ So let us hear you shout and everyone sing ♪

♪ Let's save Flip's and get that sugary bling ♪

♪ 'Cause there's no place like Flip's ♪

♪ There's no place like Flip's ♪

♪ So give all you can and shake those hips 'cause there's ♪

♪ No place, no place like Flip's ♪

♪ Place like Flip's ♪

♪ ♪

♪ No place like Flip's ♪

[cheering]

♪ Flippity, flippity, flippity Flip's, yeah ♪

♪ And fuel ♪

You're welcome. [cheering]

OK, what is the final tally?

[counter fluttering]

[beep] - $56,998.

[all groan]

We are short.

[engine starts]

I'm just going to set this to crush--

your dreams!

[dramatic music]

[rumbling]

Oh, no! The emerald!

All right, I want all of y'all to try

on y'all's outfits. - What?

- Come on, now. - Wait a minute.

This guy isn't a bus inspector.

He's just a kid.

[all gasping]

All right, everybody, pack it up.

Let's go, on the bus.

Does anyone have $2?

all: No, we gave you all we had!

[rumbling]

Flip? Flip?

This old beauty's gotten me through some tough times.

I don't know if I can part with it.

Five seconds!

Four, three--

Oh, all right!

- Two... - [breaks glass]

One!

Ha, ha!

Target reached. Mission accomplished.

[all cheering]

We did it!

[bell ringing]

Curses!

I'll get you one day, Philip!

It's over, Walter.

Hit the showers.

Ahh!

[all cheering]

You earned this, son.

I hope it's not too late.

Not to worry.

My best friend Clyde is stalling that bus.

He's the best best friend a guy could ask for.

Thanks, Lincoln.

You're welcome, Clyde.

Clyde! What are you doing here?

I couldn't hold the bus any longer.

They're about to leave for Tennessee.

All you gotta do is take the shortcut

through Knobbler's Woods.

I can't run that fast.

[horse neighs]

You can't,

but Lightning Bolt can.

Hey, little bro, you're a rock star.

You gotta look like one.

[hopeful music]

I think he should wear a helmet.

Let's do this, Lightning Bolt.

[cheering]

both: That's my boy.

Go, Lightning Bolt! Go!

♪ ♪

Cool, a horsey.

Don't just focus on the horsey, Lily.

Focus on the cool guy on it.

Charlie!

[indistinct PA announcement]

Charlie!

Lincoln!

Stop the bus! [brakes screech]

[exuberant music]

♪ ♪

I'm so glad you're still here.

I didn't miss you.

But I'm going to miss you every day.

I'm gonna miss your smile, your laugh,

just hanging out together.

Me too.

Before you get back on that bus,

I have one question for you.

Charlie Uggo...

will you remember me?

Yes!

[uplifting music]

♪ ♪

I will never forget you, Lincoln Loud.

all: Aww!

♪ ♪

[all cheering]

So Flip got to keep the Food and Fuel,

and Princess Charlie got her ring.

And she never, ever forgot her true love, Lincoln.

Did they live happily ever after?

I hope so.

We'll just have to wait and see.

♪ This is the greatest town ♪

♪ In history ♪

♪ It's the only place to get a Flippy ♪

♪ So everyone in Royal Woods ♪

♪ Dig deep and give like you know you should ♪

♪ 'Cause there's no place like Flip's ♪

- Who? - ♪ There's no place ♪

♪ Like Flip's ♪ - That's me!

♪ So give all you can ♪

♪ And shake those hips ♪

♪ 'Cause there's no place ♪

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