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??
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Look at us,
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getting up early
to do our homework.
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This way, we're not in Aunt
Darlene and Uncle Ben's way,
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and they can enjoy
their new house.
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Honey.
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Where's your clay dinosaur?
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I don't know. It was
here a minute ago.
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It's okay, we can fix it.
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Okay.
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Uh, you know what?
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Let's just call this
a rock and move on.
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Mommy's got a lot of work
to do on her psych paper.
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Okay, I get it.
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You don't like me
working in bed.
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Is it really that big a deal?
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Yeah, because you
leave the lights on
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half the night, too.
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I had a dream the cops
were trying to get me
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to confess to something.
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I-I told them I did it
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just so I could go to
prison where it's dark.
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Look, it's my bed,
too, so, I don't know,
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can't you just
wear a sleep mask?
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No, because I can
hear you typing, too.
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Well, then wear
earplugs. Oh, really?
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Well, why don't I just
shove a rag in my mouth
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so that I can't complain?
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That would be terrible.
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And it's not about that.
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It's about catching up
at the end of the day.
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[ Sighs ] That's the time
where we're supposed to be
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talking to each other.
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Come on, sweetie.
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Let's leave Aunt Darlene
and Uncle Ben alone
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before you start thinking
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this is what a normal
marriage looks like.
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The computer on the bed
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isn't the only thing
that's annoying me.
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There's other stuff,
too, you know.
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Whoa, just what I love in
an argument... add-ons.
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And... And I almost
killed myself
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tripping over your sweater.
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You know, we've got
a brand-new house,
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and you're just throwing
stuff on the floor.
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I bet even Beverly Rose
wouldn't throw her stuff
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all over the floor.
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I don't want to
be a part of this.
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You see? Even children
know you're wrong
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and don't want to be
anywhere near you.
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??
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Where's Ben?
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He loves weird, old movies
like "Urban Cowboy."
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He's still at the
hardware store.
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We're keeping it
open till 9:00 now.
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Hm.
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You see Travolta and
Debra Winger in bed?
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You notice neither
of them are working.
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Did all those country bars
really have mechanical bulls?
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Was that a thing?
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Oh, not only country bars.
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They had 'em at county fairs.
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They even had one at the mall.
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They took it out
after some drunk woman
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got thrown into a fountain.
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I rode one once at
the county fair.
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Stayed on for the full
ride and then some.
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Broke the record.
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Hmm, you were pretty
big back then.
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Uh, are you sure the
bull was actually moving,
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or did it drop to its
knees and beg for mercy?
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Actually, they set it on
high and put it in reverse,
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and they still
couldn't throw me off.
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I think you're
remembering it wrong.
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Mom told me you were so drunk,
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you fell off the bull
before it even started
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and just laid on the mat going,
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"Get a picture! I'm doing it!"
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Not true.
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Your mom was just trying
to get you guys to laugh.
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Or maybe you're remembering
what she said wrong.
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I was there. I
know it happened.
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Oh, it's okay, Dad.
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You're getting older.
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It's natural to look
back on your life
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and feel like you wasted it
and make up a lot of crap.
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I'm not doing that.
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Your mom took a video
of me riding the bull,
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if you need to see it for proof.
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I-It's not a big deal, Grandpa.
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I'm sure you rode the bull...
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and you were a hero
in World War II,
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and you invented the cotton gin.
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I mean, those are
really cool stories,
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even if they aren't true.
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You know I wasn't
in World War II.
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Wow, that's a huge thing
to forget, Grandpa.
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Alright, you've
all had your fun.
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Now I'm gonna prove I'm
right by showing you
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that video your mom took.
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I got a whole box of 'em
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right back here in
this closet somewhere.
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I'm sure I put that box in here.
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You sure you didn't leave it
on the beaches of Normandy?
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What are you doing?
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I'm getting this all on
video 'cause, later on,
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you are gonna say
that you knew exactly
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where the box was
the whole time.
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??
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"The Conners" is recorded
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in front of a live
studio audience.
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Hey, I really need your help.
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You got a minute? Becky: No.
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I've got a paper on the
moralities of everyday life
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due by midnight, and it counts
for two-thirds of my grade.
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Sorry. Oh.
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Well, this definitely
is about that.
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Your sister put a parental lock
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on my computer.
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And I can't log in to
work after 11:00 p. m.
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Looks like that's
your new bedtime.
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I told you she was nuts.
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Byyye.
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I have to work in bed.
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I can't do my paperwork
at the hardware store.
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There's too many interruptions.
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I mean, when I get into bed,
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I can really focus.
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You know, I'm already
staying open longer hours,
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but I'm trying to find other
ways to increase profits.
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Anyway, do you know
Darlene's passwords?
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Is it birthdays,
uh, names, what?
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That'd be way too obvious.
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Have you tried
"flannel-bitch-queen"?
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Ooh, no.
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That's all lowercase, no spaces?
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No! Man!
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Now I'm locked out
for 15 minutes.
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Look, I'm trying to
finish this paper.
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You gotta go.
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Oh, of course. I'm
sorry. You go ahead.
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If you don't mind, I'm
just going to sit here
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and cool off,
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keep trying things when
this thing opens back up.
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That's fine.
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[ Sighs ] Damn it!
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I mean, there are so many
other things to worry about,
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and this is what she picks?
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Sorry. Do your thing.
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I don't know what
her problem is!
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It's like, look
at us. Look at us.
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You need to work, and
I'm leaving you alone.
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Why can't she do that for me?!
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??
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Let me guess... Somebody
hid a KitKat bar,
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and now he can't
remember where he put it.
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No, I'm looking for
the damn family movies.
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Don't you have someone
waiting for you at home?
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I told Louise I'd check on you
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while she's on tour.
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So, are you feeling dizzy?
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Have blurred vision?
Shortness of breath?
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Slurred speech?
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Only since you walked in.
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Alright, well, then you're fine
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and I'm on a beer break.
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You could take your
beer break at home,
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'cause I'm not some
doddering old-timer
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that needs to be checked on.
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Yeah. You know, you
really ought to get
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all those tapes and
movies digitized.
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It's 2023, Nana.
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Hold it.
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I've heard that
somewhere before.
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You!
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You said that, like,
four years ago,
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and I gave you the
movies to digitize!
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No, you didn't. Must
be somebody else.
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No, I know I gave
them to you, Nana.
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And I need that tape of me
riding the mechanical bull
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to show the kids.
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That's nice, but
I don't have them.
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I hate those bulls.
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One of them...
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One of them threw me in
the fountain at the mall.
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Is this about you
worrying about your memory
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because of everything
going on with my mom?
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No, this is about losing
all our family's memories.
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You have to have
that stuff, Jackie.
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I don't.
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I went through everything before
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I moved in with Neville, Dan.
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Then you lost them!
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You're always doing
crap like this!
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You didn't give me anything!
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And I'm tired of you
blaming me for everything!
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That's what you've been
doing for the past 40 years!
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And how come it's always because
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I'm some flibberty-jibbit
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and it's never
because you're wrong?!
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Because I'm not wrong!
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You've been doing stuff
without thinking for years,
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like when you took Darlene
to see "The Exorcist"
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when she was 10.
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That's why she's the way she is.
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I didn't know what
the movie was about!
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And by the time I did,
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that devil thing had obviously
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flown off the screen
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and embedded itself in her soul.
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But you weren't careful!
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And now you've lost our
entire family history...
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Everything I had of Roseanne,
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everything of the kids.
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It's like we never existed.
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No, I would never.
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I would guard every
painful, pathetic,
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impoverished moment
with my life.
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You're remembering things wrong,
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And I'm remembering it right.
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No! Yeah!
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Now your feelings are hurt, too!
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??
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??
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What part of my caffeine shakes
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and cortisol-induced
BO says to you,
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"Come sit for a spell"?
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I-I need to talk.
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Ben made me unlock his computer,
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and now he's hiding away
from me in the basement
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instead of coming to bed.
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Problem solved. Byyye!
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I think he's avoiding
me. You know what?
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He spends a lot
of time with you.
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Has he said anything
about avoiding me?
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No, but I'm sure
he is. We all are.
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Look, I really need
to finish this paper.
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Oh, my God, I only have
two minutes to send it in.
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Alright, I only need one.
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Do you think that
Ben is avoiding me
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because he's not
attracted to me anymore?
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Well, it's not like
you let yourself go.
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You let yourself go in
kindergarten, so no.
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Yeah, I didn't think so.
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So then what is it?
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Is he avoiding me
because I've been
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so fanatical about the house?
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That's gotta be it. Byyye!
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Because you know what?
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It could also be
that I pressured...
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Nope! Get out!
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[ Cellphone alarm rings ]
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Oh. Oh.
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Send, send, send,
send, send, send, send,
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send, send, send, send, send!
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00:09:55,688 --> 00:09:57,565
Oh!
259
00:10:00,902 --> 00:10:01,778
You're not getting
any work done.
260
00:10:01,779 --> 00:10:03,111
Stop playing Wordle.
261
00:10:03,112 --> 00:10:04,530
Nobody cares if you
get it in three.
262
00:10:05,782 --> 00:10:07,199
I'm not playing Wordle.
263
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,575
I'm checking the school portal
264
00:10:08,576 --> 00:10:10,160
for the grade on my paper.
265
00:10:10,161 --> 00:10:11,870
Damn!
266
00:10:11,871 --> 00:10:13,330
Nothing yet.
267
00:10:13,331 --> 00:10:15,415
I know my professor's
gonna drop it a grade
268
00:10:15,416 --> 00:10:17,376
for being late, but
please make it be
269
00:10:17,377 --> 00:10:18,543
a "B" and not a "C."
270
00:10:18,544 --> 00:10:19,795
Why was it late?
271
00:10:19,796 --> 00:10:21,129
[ Sighs ] Now
that it's just me,
272
00:10:21,130 --> 00:10:22,714
Darlene, and Ben in the house,
273
00:10:22,715 --> 00:10:24,716
they've started dumping
all their problems on me
274
00:10:24,717 --> 00:10:26,009
instead of working it
out with each other.
275
00:10:26,010 --> 00:10:27,928
Ugh! Childish.
276
00:10:27,929 --> 00:10:29,137
Grown-ups have to have the guts
277
00:10:29,138 --> 00:10:30,258
to say what's on their mind.
278
00:10:32,058 --> 00:10:34,810
I'm not talking to you!
279
00:10:34,811 --> 00:10:36,311
Please tell your aunt
280
00:10:36,312 --> 00:10:38,188
that I am the one
not talking to her.
281
00:10:38,189 --> 00:10:40,524
Well, ask your father what
he's doing here, then.
282
00:10:40,525 --> 00:10:43,819
You know, sound
does not stop at me.
283
00:10:43,820 --> 00:10:46,405
The two of you can
hear each other.
284
00:10:46,406 --> 00:10:48,865
I only came in here
because I have a tab.
285
00:10:48,866 --> 00:10:50,534
Hopefully, Jackie
didn't send my burger
286
00:10:50,535 --> 00:10:51,702
to get digitized
287
00:10:51,703 --> 00:10:53,870
and serve my home movies
to a different customer.
288
00:10:53,871 --> 00:10:56,039
Here's your dumb burger.
289
00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,833
You know why I didn't
lose the order?
290
00:10:57,834 --> 00:11:00,003
Because this time, you
actually gave it to me.
291
00:11:01,546 --> 00:11:03,755
What is going on?
292
00:11:03,756 --> 00:11:07,175
[ Sighs ] Jackie lost all our
family pictures and home movies.
293
00:11:07,176 --> 00:11:08,677
Ugh, your memory
is going, old man.
294
00:11:08,678 --> 00:11:10,637
This was all you.
295
00:11:10,638 --> 00:11:12,264
Oh, my God, you
guys lost everything
296
00:11:12,265 --> 00:11:14,349
from our childhood?
297
00:11:14,350 --> 00:11:16,435
I-I was gonna show
Beverly Rose all that
298
00:11:16,436 --> 00:11:19,354
to prove that Darlene has always
looked like a sad little rag doll
299
00:11:19,355 --> 00:11:21,065
and I've been
stunning since birth.
300
00:11:22,316 --> 00:11:25,360
Well, maybe if
your aunt realized
301
00:11:25,361 --> 00:11:27,070
she has the memory of
an old prizefighter,
302
00:11:27,071 --> 00:11:29,531
she'd take responsibility
and start looking for them.
303
00:11:29,532 --> 00:11:31,992
I don't care who's to blame.
304
00:11:31,993 --> 00:11:34,953
Not counting Bev, you
guys are the oldest two
305
00:11:34,954 --> 00:11:37,039
living members of this family.
306
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,916
You need to sit down and
record our family history
307
00:11:39,917 --> 00:11:40,960
before it's gone forever.
308
00:11:43,087 --> 00:11:45,047
Tell your father,
309
00:11:45,048 --> 00:11:47,507
if he's willing
to do it, I will.
310
00:11:47,508 --> 00:11:49,469
Oh, my God.
311
00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:52,304
Are you serious?
312
00:11:52,305 --> 00:11:54,431
You want your kid to know
you were a hot baby or not?
313
00:11:54,432 --> 00:11:56,391
Fine.
314
00:11:56,392 --> 00:11:57,601
Jackie says,
315
00:11:57,602 --> 00:11:59,353
if you're willing
to do it, she is.
316
00:12:00,897 --> 00:12:02,355
Tell her I'll do it, too,
317
00:12:02,356 --> 00:12:04,525
but don't make it sound
like I rolled over too easy.
318
00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:07,695
[ Cellphone chimes ]
319
00:12:09,197 --> 00:12:13,116
Oh, God bless America! Ugh!
320
00:12:13,117 --> 00:12:14,951
This whole Darlene and
Ben thing has gotta stop.
321
00:12:14,952 --> 00:12:16,328
What happened?
322
00:12:16,329 --> 00:12:19,748
My professor did not
accept my late paper,
323
00:12:19,749 --> 00:12:22,876
and now I have to take the
whole damn class over again.
324
00:12:22,877 --> 00:12:25,170
Well, when you start
out as a hot baby,
325
00:12:25,171 --> 00:12:27,380
it's all downhill from there.
326
00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:29,759
??
327
00:12:33,054 --> 00:12:35,555
Hey, could you come in here?
328
00:12:35,556 --> 00:12:37,891
[ Door closes ]
329
00:12:37,892 --> 00:12:39,310
No.
330
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,897
Both of you on the couch, now.
331
00:12:44,232 --> 00:12:45,607
Okay, I'm not even
going to comment
332
00:12:45,608 --> 00:12:47,359
that Ben's clothes are
all over the couch,
333
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,568
but why don't we go
talk in his closet?
334
00:12:48,569 --> 00:12:49,612
It's probably empty.
335
00:12:51,697 --> 00:12:53,740
Well, that's a fun
idea. Let's do it.
336
00:12:53,741 --> 00:12:55,033
I'll meet you there.
337
00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:56,794
If you hear the car
starting, just ignore it.
338
00:12:59,122 --> 00:13:02,457
Because you both
kept yammering at me,
339
00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:04,835
I have to take my entire
class all over again!
340
00:13:04,836 --> 00:13:07,629
Oh, man. Sorry about that.
341
00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:10,090
Oh, I'm so sorry, Becky.
342
00:13:10,091 --> 00:13:11,258
Is there anything I can do?
343
00:13:11,259 --> 00:13:12,592
Yeah!
344
00:13:12,593 --> 00:13:14,469
You two clowns can sit there
345
00:13:14,470 --> 00:13:16,429
while I help you
work through this.
346
00:13:16,430 --> 00:13:17,889
What's going on with you guys
347
00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:19,934
is textbook stuff, literally.
348
00:13:21,018 --> 00:13:25,188
Right here, page 142...
349
00:13:25,189 --> 00:13:27,650
"subconscious blaming."
350
00:13:28,943 --> 00:13:30,735
You're working late and
doing paperwork in bed
351
00:13:30,736 --> 00:13:32,195
to punish Darlene.
352
00:13:32,196 --> 00:13:33,572
I knew it was his fault.
353
00:13:33,573 --> 00:13:34,573
How can we fix him?
354
00:13:36,576 --> 00:13:37,701
We have to get to
the root of why
355
00:13:37,702 --> 00:13:39,077
he's punishing you.
356
00:13:39,078 --> 00:13:40,078
Ben.
357
00:13:40,079 --> 00:13:41,997
Hmm?
358
00:13:41,998 --> 00:13:43,540
You're working longer hours,
359
00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:44,541
and you told me that
360
00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:46,126
you're trying to
increase profits.
361
00:13:46,127 --> 00:13:47,837
Mm-hmm. How dare you?
362
00:13:51,674 --> 00:13:52,994
Wait, I think I
need to hear more.
363
00:13:54,385 --> 00:13:58,722
Is it possible that you
resent having to work so hard
364
00:13:58,723 --> 00:14:00,808
because Darlene isn't
making as much money?
365
00:14:01,809 --> 00:14:03,101
Is that it?
366
00:14:03,102 --> 00:14:04,769
[ Sighs ] Because
when I quit Wellman,
367
00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:07,272
you said you were okay
with me delivering food
368
00:14:07,273 --> 00:14:08,940
while I looked for the
right management position.
369
00:14:08,941 --> 00:14:10,859
Yes, I did say that.
370
00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:12,695
But it isn't true, is it?
371
00:14:14,906 --> 00:14:16,032
No. [ Exhales deeply ]
372
00:14:17,199 --> 00:14:18,199
This is good.
373
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,493
Tell Darlene how
you really feel.
374
00:14:20,494 --> 00:14:24,497
Well, I meant what
I said at the time,
375
00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:26,207
but now, I feel like
I'm the only one
376
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:27,709
that's freaking out about money.
377
00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:29,921
And, look, I'm so stressed,
I've become sloppy.
378
00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:33,965
Well, I'm just trying
to be optimistic.
379
00:14:33,966 --> 00:14:35,801
Well, stop.
380
00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:41,056
Oh, my God, so you've just
been lying in bed hating me?
381
00:14:41,057 --> 00:14:42,099
Yes. Kinda.
382
00:14:44,852 --> 00:14:46,311
Well, why didn't you tell me?
383
00:14:46,312 --> 00:14:48,230
Well, I didn't wanna
come off like an ass.
384
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:52,525
Well, Ben, we have to be
totally honest with each other,
385
00:14:52,526 --> 00:14:54,286
even if you think that
makes you the bad guy.
386
00:14:55,947 --> 00:14:57,989
Alright, look, I promise
to find something
387
00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:59,491
as quickly as I can.
388
00:14:59,492 --> 00:15:01,660
And then it will be my turn
389
00:15:01,661 --> 00:15:03,496
to resent you for
making me settle.
390
00:15:05,331 --> 00:15:07,333
Aww, see, that's all I'm asking.
391
00:15:08,626 --> 00:15:10,126
See this?
392
00:15:10,127 --> 00:15:12,129
We're talking, we're resenting.
393
00:15:13,381 --> 00:15:15,716
We're leaving Becky
the hell alone.
394
00:15:20,221 --> 00:15:23,181
So, uh...
395
00:15:23,182 --> 00:15:24,182
resentful sex?
396
00:15:25,685 --> 00:15:27,405
Well, that's how I
always have it, but okay.
397
00:15:30,314 --> 00:15:32,315
??
398
00:15:32,316 --> 00:15:33,984
Thank you for the
setup. I will start.
399
00:15:33,985 --> 00:15:35,568
I do remember one of the movies
400
00:15:35,569 --> 00:15:38,446
was all of us on vacation
401
00:15:38,447 --> 00:15:40,073
at Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan.
402
00:15:40,074 --> 00:15:41,408
Dan: Oh, yeah.
403
00:15:41,409 --> 00:15:42,951
We stayed at that place
404
00:15:42,952 --> 00:15:44,619
with the cool
miniature golf course
405
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,621
they built underground.
406
00:15:46,622 --> 00:15:48,081
It was like having fun
407
00:15:48,082 --> 00:15:49,791
waiting for nuclear
winter to pass.
408
00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:51,918
Yes, and I remember that we all
409
00:15:51,919 --> 00:15:54,045
had to split a
small cheese pizza
410
00:15:54,046 --> 00:15:55,630
because, according to him,
411
00:15:55,631 --> 00:15:56,840
I should've pushed my way
412
00:15:56,841 --> 00:15:58,425
through the children's orchestra
413
00:15:58,426 --> 00:16:01,386
to grab the last large.
414
00:16:01,387 --> 00:16:03,471
As someone who was in
a children's orchestra,
415
00:16:03,472 --> 00:16:05,056
I can tell you, they
don't get out a lot,
416
00:16:05,057 --> 00:16:06,497
and you wouldn't
have won that fight.
417
00:16:07,226 --> 00:16:09,436
No, that was the Dells.
418
00:16:09,437 --> 00:16:11,396
We didn't eat at
the mini-golf place
419
00:16:11,397 --> 00:16:13,148
'cause we were trying
to get D. J. unstuck
420
00:16:13,149 --> 00:16:14,441
from the giant clown's mouth.
421
00:16:14,442 --> 00:16:16,484
Oh, yeah! Now I remember that.
422
00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:17,736
I remember.
423
00:16:17,737 --> 00:16:18,987
We could've got him out faster,
424
00:16:18,988 --> 00:16:21,072
but it looked like the
clown was eating a kid,
425
00:16:21,073 --> 00:16:23,325
so we just let
everybody take pictures.
426
00:16:24,827 --> 00:16:26,494
Um, Aunt Jackie,
427
00:16:26,495 --> 00:16:28,788
I remember seeing a picture
of you in a giant snowstorm.
428
00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:29,873
Did you guys take
any movies of that?
429
00:16:29,874 --> 00:16:31,124
Oh, no. Thank God.
430
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:32,751
That was the day I
stole my dad's car
431
00:16:32,752 --> 00:16:34,586
and I got stuck out by
the forest preserve.
432
00:16:34,587 --> 00:16:37,088
I was lucky that AAA got to me.
433
00:16:37,089 --> 00:16:39,090
AAA?
434
00:16:39,091 --> 00:16:40,091
Who in this family
435
00:16:40,092 --> 00:16:42,594
you think could afford that?
436
00:16:42,595 --> 00:16:44,012
That was me and my buddy, JR.
437
00:16:44,013 --> 00:16:45,013
He had a tow truck.
438
00:16:45,014 --> 00:16:47,223
Oh, my God, that's
right. That was you!
439
00:16:47,224 --> 00:16:48,600
Oh, my God.
440
00:16:48,601 --> 00:16:50,185
I can't believe I forgot
that. [ Chuckles ]
441
00:16:50,186 --> 00:16:51,686
I can.
442
00:16:51,687 --> 00:16:53,563
You're 0 for 2.
443
00:16:53,564 --> 00:16:55,732
And you're all over me,
saying that I'm losing it.
444
00:16:55,733 --> 00:16:57,317
Maybe you're the old guy
445
00:16:57,318 --> 00:16:58,478
that can't remember anything.
446
00:17:00,237 --> 00:17:01,654
Uh, can you kids
give us a minute?
447
00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:02,740
Okay?
448
00:17:04,658 --> 00:17:06,785
[ Sighs ] Okay,
this is enough.
449
00:17:06,786 --> 00:17:08,203
We're fighting in
front of the kids.
450
00:17:08,204 --> 00:17:09,954
I'm willing to admit
451
00:17:09,955 --> 00:17:11,623
that I'm capable of
forgetting things.
452
00:17:11,624 --> 00:17:14,751
I was being overly defensive
about you blaming me
453
00:17:14,752 --> 00:17:17,545
because I'm not that
much younger than you,
454
00:17:17,546 --> 00:17:18,546
and I'm just as worried about
455
00:17:18,547 --> 00:17:20,090
losing my memory as you are.
456
00:17:20,091 --> 00:17:23,259
Alright, well, if
we're being honest,
457
00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:27,013
I'm only 99% sure I gave
you the home movies.
458
00:17:27,014 --> 00:17:28,974
And when I say 99, I mean 50.
459
00:17:30,226 --> 00:17:32,185
Really?
460
00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:33,666
You know how it is
when you get older.
461
00:17:35,147 --> 00:17:36,689
You're afraid that
every little thing
462
00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:38,566
means something
bigger is coming.
463
00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:40,402
Yeah, or maybe it's just that,
464
00:17:40,403 --> 00:17:41,778
you know, you just
don't remember,
465
00:17:41,779 --> 00:17:44,072
and that's all it is.
466
00:17:44,073 --> 00:17:46,282
I mean, the... the one
thing that we're sure of
467
00:17:46,283 --> 00:17:48,743
is that one of us
forgot something.
468
00:17:48,744 --> 00:17:51,955
So maybe it doesn't matter
who lost the tapes, right?
469
00:17:51,956 --> 00:17:53,039
Between the two of us,
470
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,375
we've got one good
working brain,
471
00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:58,420
and we can help the kids
remember some of the fun things
472
00:17:58,421 --> 00:18:00,338
that happened on
the home movies.
473
00:18:00,339 --> 00:18:02,340
Yeah, I...
474
00:18:02,341 --> 00:18:03,717
I think we're done.
475
00:18:06,554 --> 00:18:09,639
Most of the other movies were
of us eating at the table.
476
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,890
Oh, no.
477
00:18:10,891 --> 00:18:12,559
You're saying that because,
478
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:16,312
while Roseanne was trying to
create a childhood for the kids,
479
00:18:16,313 --> 00:18:18,857
you were mostly
eating at the table.
480
00:18:18,858 --> 00:18:20,400
You know what?
481
00:18:20,401 --> 00:18:23,361
Roseanne wrote all kinds
of crap down in her diary.
482
00:18:23,362 --> 00:18:25,321
Maybe something in
there would remind us.
483
00:18:25,322 --> 00:18:26,364
You know where that's at?
484
00:18:26,365 --> 00:18:27,699
That I do know.
485
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,367
It's in a box on the
top shelf of the cabinet
486
00:18:29,368 --> 00:18:31,578
where the mugs and glasses are.
487
00:18:31,579 --> 00:18:32,579
I never looked through it
488
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:33,621
'cause I thought
it'd be kinda rough.
489
00:18:33,622 --> 00:18:34,914
Well, okay.
490
00:18:34,915 --> 00:18:36,124
Alright, well, I promise
491
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,917
I won't read any
of the sex stuff
492
00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:39,669
she wrote about you,
although she did say
493
00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:41,464
it took you a while
to get the hang of it.
494
00:18:46,886 --> 00:18:48,595
Hey, you're...
You're 12 feet tall.
495
00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:49,762
Reach for that box, would you?
496
00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:51,431
It's the least I can do
497
00:18:51,432 --> 00:18:53,809
after you spent so much
time on that clever insult.
498
00:18:56,061 --> 00:18:58,354
Okay. Okay.
499
00:18:58,355 --> 00:19:02,275
I'm look... Oh, holy crap.
500
00:19:02,276 --> 00:19:03,401
He does have this stuff.
501
00:19:03,402 --> 00:19:04,694
Wow! Oh.
502
00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:06,404
After the hard time he gave you,
503
00:19:06,405 --> 00:19:07,906
you can really shove this
down Grandpa's throat
504
00:19:07,907 --> 00:19:08,949
and make him choke on it.
505
00:19:10,284 --> 00:19:11,451
[ Sighs ] Look
what's become of me.
506
00:19:11,452 --> 00:19:13,203
This is what happens when
you're raised by wolves.
507
00:19:13,204 --> 00:19:14,746
No, no.
508
00:19:14,747 --> 00:19:16,414
Slow down, Stretch.
509
00:19:16,415 --> 00:19:17,665
I'm not gonna shame him
510
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:19,459
just so I can prove
that I was right.
511
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,962
I want you to put that
stuff in my trunk.
512
00:19:24,089 --> 00:19:25,798
Dan, you're not
gonna believe it.
513
00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:27,175
What? I just remembered.
514
00:19:27,176 --> 00:19:29,719
You did give me all of
the movies and tapes.
515
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,346
They're in my hall closet.
516
00:19:31,347 --> 00:19:33,598
[ Laughs ] Oh, thank
God! I knew it!
517
00:19:33,599 --> 00:19:35,642
I knew I wasn't losing my mind!
518
00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:37,393
Yeah, see, it could have
been either one of us.
519
00:19:37,394 --> 00:19:38,686
This time, it was me.
520
00:19:38,687 --> 00:19:40,355
It's gonna be you
next time, too.
521
00:19:40,356 --> 00:19:42,857
My brain is still sharp as ever.
522
00:19:42,858 --> 00:19:44,943
Well, we're both getting older,
523
00:19:44,944 --> 00:19:47,111
but the important
thing is we found them,
524
00:19:47,112 --> 00:19:48,404
and I'll bring them by tomorrow.
525
00:19:48,405 --> 00:19:49,739
Are you gonna
remember to do that?
526
00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:51,700
Do you need to write it
on your hand or something?
527
00:19:53,244 --> 00:19:55,119
Well, I thought we
agreed it didn't matter.
528
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,704
That was when there was a chance
529
00:19:56,705 --> 00:19:58,081
it could've been me.
530
00:19:58,082 --> 00:20:00,041
Yeah, but, you know,
it could've been you.
531
00:20:00,042 --> 00:20:02,585
I could've gone in the kitchen
and found them in there.
532
00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:03,753
But you didn't.
533
00:20:03,754 --> 00:20:05,380
But I could have.
But you didn't.
534
00:20:05,381 --> 00:20:07,757
Uh, you know what, Dan?
535
00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,801
I didn't.
536
00:20:09,802 --> 00:20:12,887
And I'm happy it was me
who forgot and not you.
537
00:20:12,888 --> 00:20:15,682
Don't be so hard on yourself.
538
00:20:15,683 --> 00:20:17,058
Leave that for me.
539
00:20:17,059 --> 00:20:19,644
Yeah. Okay.
540
00:20:19,645 --> 00:20:21,145
Well, I gotta go.
541
00:20:21,146 --> 00:20:22,522
Uh, by the way,
542
00:20:22,523 --> 00:20:24,983
I might not have
all of them, okay?
543
00:20:24,984 --> 00:20:27,318
I think the one of
you riding the bull
544
00:20:27,319 --> 00:20:31,739
is probably gonna be missing.
545
00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:33,909
??
546
00:20:39,873 --> 00:20:42,709
Did you and Aunt Jackie find
any good stories in the diary?
547
00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:44,919
I can't bring myself to read it.
548
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,421
You want me to read it to you?
549
00:20:46,422 --> 00:20:48,302
I can just skip anything
I think might hurt you.
550
00:20:49,341 --> 00:20:50,883
That'd be great. Yeah.
551
00:20:50,884 --> 00:20:52,635
Okay.
552
00:20:52,636 --> 00:20:54,304
Alright, let's see.
553
00:20:54,305 --> 00:20:58,808
Um, this is from January 1985.
554
00:20:58,809 --> 00:21:00,893
You had meatloaf that night.
555
00:21:00,894 --> 00:21:06,065
Um, that's about
all I can tell you.
556
00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:10,194
Okay. Uh, thanks, but
read me the good stuff.
557
00:21:10,195 --> 00:21:11,195
I wanna hear that.
558
00:21:11,196 --> 00:21:12,990
Okay.
559
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:23,541
Stop!
560
00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:24,959
We had meatloaf.
561
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,337
That's good enough for me.
562
00:21:26,387 --> 00:21:30,937
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