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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:18,364 --> 00:02:20,324 Did you see the star that fell, son? 2 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:22,326 Mom, stars don't fall! 3 00:02:22,452 --> 00:02:23,828 These are meteorites. 4 00:02:28,875 --> 00:02:30,960 For me, they will always be stars. 5 00:02:33,379 --> 00:02:34,464 Julio 6 00:02:34,964 --> 00:02:37,133 when I was your age, my grandmother taught me 7 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,843 that when you see a star fall, 8 00:02:38,968 --> 00:02:40,344 you can make a wish. 9 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:41,846 Wow, really? 10 00:02:41,971 --> 00:02:44,348 Really, but you have to wish very hard. 11 00:02:44,474 --> 00:02:45,975 Only then the wish will come true. 12 00:02:46,642 --> 00:02:48,144 It has already worked for me. 13 00:02:48,853 --> 00:02:50,980 Oh, yeah? What did you wish for? 14 00:02:51,856 --> 00:02:54,984 I asked for the best son in the world. 15 00:03:28,518 --> 00:03:30,353 Wake up, you dick! 16 00:03:30,895 --> 00:03:32,396 C'mon! Fuck you, Alexandre! 17 00:03:32,897 --> 00:03:34,607 Come here, did you forget the school tour? 18 00:03:35,191 --> 00:03:36,317 Shit, man! 19 00:03:39,195 --> 00:03:40,613 You bastard! 20 00:03:49,247 --> 00:03:50,540 Xande, open up, please! 21 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:53,042 My bus is leaving soon, man! Please... 22 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:55,127 Tough shit 23 00:04:21,571 --> 00:04:22,655 What's up, daddy? 24 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:23,948 Hi, kiddo! 25 00:04:24,115 --> 00:04:27,451 Come here, that girl at the gym was staring at you! 26 00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:29,954 - Come on! - Ah! Her mother is the one who's crazy about you. 27 00:04:30,079 --> 00:04:31,664 - Yeah... - You've got it going on, huh? 28 00:04:31,789 --> 00:04:33,374 - She's a hottie! - You can do it! 29 00:04:34,792 --> 00:04:35,960 Take it off. 30 00:04:36,085 --> 00:04:38,379 But, look, take your old dad's advice. 31 00:04:38,504 --> 00:04:40,673 - Hm! - Throw in that okra slime, 32 00:04:40,798 --> 00:04:42,967 go easy, you'll get it easy! 33 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,760 - Okra slobber, then? - Easy-peasy. 34 00:04:44,886 --> 00:04:46,762 Easy? Like father, like son, isn't this right? 35 00:04:46,888 --> 00:04:48,264 Like father, like son. 36 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:49,599 Where are you going, Julio? 37 00:04:50,182 --> 00:04:52,184 I have to get to school soon, Dad. 38 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:53,769 But today is Saturday, kid! 39 00:04:53,895 --> 00:04:56,314 I told you, there's going to be that trip to research the marine fauna. 40 00:04:56,439 --> 00:04:57,565 It's worth a note... 41 00:04:57,732 --> 00:04:59,358 The guys took the opportunity to go camping, I told you. 42 00:04:59,525 --> 00:05:01,193 No, imagine that. Sit down, have a vitamin 43 00:05:01,319 --> 00:05:02,486 and I'll give you a ride. 44 00:05:02,987 --> 00:05:04,113 I'll give you a ride. Thank you. 45 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:07,116 So, which beach are you going to camp on, in B�zios? 46 00:05:07,450 --> 00:05:08,910 It's Buzios, Virgens Beach. 47 00:05:09,035 --> 00:05:10,161 Beach of the Virgins! 48 00:05:10,244 --> 00:05:12,163 - You'll feel at home. - Fuck you, Alexandre! 49 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:14,040 - Hey, big virgin! - Nobody called you out! 50 00:05:14,123 --> 00:05:15,875 - Your time will come. - I'm talking to my father. 51 00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:17,001 Stop it, Julio! Stay where you are! 52 00:05:17,126 --> 00:05:18,920 Dad, me? Alexandre started it! 53 00:05:19,045 --> 00:05:20,212 Never mind! 54 00:05:20,338 --> 00:05:22,715 Grow up, kid! For God's sake! 55 00:05:23,925 --> 00:05:25,009 Argh! 56 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:29,430 The one who liked Praia das Virgens 57 00:05:29,555 --> 00:05:30,681 was your mother. 58 00:05:33,059 --> 00:05:34,226 It's beautiful there. 59 00:05:37,939 --> 00:05:39,523 We camped there once. 60 00:05:39,649 --> 00:05:40,942 You were little, remember? 61 00:05:41,150 --> 00:05:43,819 I remember the tents, the rocks... 62 00:05:43,945 --> 00:05:45,321 - Yes. - I remember everything. 63 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,323 You were very small. 64 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:49,033 I remember too. 65 00:05:49,742 --> 00:05:50,743 Ouch! 66 00:05:52,161 --> 00:05:53,120 Whoa! 67 00:05:53,537 --> 00:05:56,165 Oh, my gosh! I forgot I had skin care! 68 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:57,750 �! Your ride danced. 69 00:05:58,042 --> 00:05:59,460 - Damn it! - Let's get out of here. 70 00:06:17,895 --> 00:06:19,689 Hey, Professor! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 71 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:21,774 I ended up being late! I got held up, forgive me! 72 00:06:21,899 --> 00:06:23,776 You just lost a point in Biology too, 73 00:06:23,901 --> 00:06:25,194 in the quarter's grade, right? 74 00:06:25,319 --> 00:06:26,696 No, it's okay. I'll get a nine. 75 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:28,781 Really? Just because of your arrogance, you lost another one. 76 00:06:28,906 --> 00:06:30,199 If you complain, I'll take another one! 77 00:06:30,574 --> 00:06:31,993 Shit, man! Oh, man! 78 00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:34,996 Look at this kid, all wrong. 79 00:06:35,121 --> 00:06:36,580 Hey! 80 00:06:36,706 --> 00:06:38,082 It had to be, right? 81 00:06:41,002 --> 00:06:42,712 Look at his face! Look at his face! 82 00:06:47,717 --> 00:06:49,510 Get out of here now. 83 00:06:49,885 --> 00:06:51,012 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 84 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:53,723 - I didn't mean it, I'm sorry. - You're out of here! 85 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:55,099 You nerd! 86 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:56,434 - Ole! - Nerd, huh? 87 00:06:57,101 --> 00:06:58,811 What's up, man? Did you grab her titty? 88 00:06:59,228 --> 00:07:00,688 Oh, fuck you, "Cabe�a"! 89 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:02,356 Hey, if I were you, I'd enjoy it, 90 00:07:02,481 --> 00:07:04,233 that's as close as you're ever gonna get to a breast. 91 00:07:07,945 --> 00:07:10,031 Ah, man, did you bring your bezel? 92 00:07:10,156 --> 00:07:12,366 You want the bezel! 93 00:07:12,491 --> 00:07:14,577 - Thanks, Z� Luneta! - Here, take the bezel. 94 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:15,578 I brought it. 95 00:07:15,661 --> 00:07:17,288 Dude, there's going to be a meteor shower, 96 00:07:17,371 --> 00:07:19,331 - from the Orionid, it's an Orionid! - Check it out! Check it out! 97 00:07:19,999 --> 00:07:22,043 Let's try to look normal for once in our lives, please? 98 00:07:22,126 --> 00:07:23,252 - For me. - For what? 99 00:07:23,627 --> 00:07:25,838 Since when do you care what these little girls, 100 00:07:25,963 --> 00:07:27,381 these little daddy's girls think? 101 00:07:27,506 --> 00:07:29,508 I don't care what these little girls, these little daddy's girls think. 102 00:07:30,634 --> 00:07:31,635 I care 103 00:07:31,969 --> 00:07:33,262 what Melina thinks. 104 00:07:33,387 --> 00:07:35,264 Melina is dating Douglas, man! Douglas! 105 00:07:35,473 --> 00:07:37,266 Douglas is an idiot, I hate Douglas. 106 00:07:37,349 --> 00:07:39,185 But he's an idiot who's older than you, 107 00:07:39,268 --> 00:07:41,062 richer than you, has a speedboat, a motorcycle, 108 00:07:41,187 --> 00:07:42,646 a car, has a house in Angra, 109 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:45,191 he can drink and kill you. 110 00:07:45,524 --> 00:07:47,026 - I'm not afraid of Douglas. - Oh, are you? 111 00:07:47,276 --> 00:07:49,445 But I am, so stay away from him, because in the end 112 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,489 things always go to the fat guy at school. 113 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:53,157 And the school fatty, in this case, is me. 114 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,034 Which is just like the red shirts in Star Trek, 115 00:07:55,117 --> 00:07:56,285 just gets in to get screwed, okay? 116 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,459 That's why I'm 117 00:08:03,876 --> 00:08:05,461 investing in my culture, 118 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:07,880 in my intelligence, in my erudition. 119 00:08:08,798 --> 00:08:10,382 Because when I become a millionaire, 120 00:08:10,508 --> 00:08:12,468 because every nerd gets rich, you know, right? 121 00:08:12,635 --> 00:08:14,386 They get the pretty ones today, 122 00:08:14,678 --> 00:08:16,722 but later they will want to be with us! 123 00:08:17,223 --> 00:08:19,100 They will dance in bikinis. 124 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,189 And money in their bikinis. 125 00:08:29,568 --> 00:08:31,195 Dude, come on, you're sick. You have to get treatment. 126 00:08:47,044 --> 00:08:48,921 No, Douglas. You're not supposed to come here. 127 00:08:49,338 --> 00:08:51,340 I'm sure. She's my friend! 128 00:08:51,465 --> 00:08:53,259 I believe in her much more than I believe in you. 129 00:08:54,677 --> 00:08:56,011 It's okay... It's cool! 130 00:08:56,512 --> 00:08:57,930 All right, stop talking! 131 00:08:58,013 --> 00:08:59,348 Don't come here, don't call me, 132 00:08:59,431 --> 00:09:01,225 I don't want to see your face in front of me. 133 00:09:15,906 --> 00:09:19,034 Dude, come on! This isn't a shack. It's a woman's repellent. Check it out! 134 00:09:19,201 --> 00:09:20,619 As if we needed it, right? 135 00:09:20,911 --> 00:09:21,996 Speak for yourself. 136 00:09:22,163 --> 00:09:24,039 Says the guy who has only had one woman in his life, right? 137 00:09:24,123 --> 00:09:25,708 - My sister! - At least, I did. 138 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,835 No, no. She's the one who got you, okay? 139 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:29,837 My tongue has already licked another tongue, 140 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:31,297 means that I am not a virgin mouth. 141 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:33,883 Neither am I! 142 00:09:35,092 --> 00:09:37,928 Hey, "Cabe�a"! Wait! You never told me that. 143 00:09:38,053 --> 00:09:39,471 Oh, because it doesn't matter! 144 00:09:39,597 --> 00:09:40,890 What? I'm your best friend! 145 00:09:41,098 --> 00:09:43,058 Will you stop telling me this kind of thing? 146 00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:47,021 Hey, Brain, check it out. Seriously, are we friends or not? 147 00:09:50,065 --> 00:09:51,942 I kissed Liamara, okay? 148 00:09:52,193 --> 00:09:54,111 - You got the lizard! - Shh! 149 00:09:54,737 --> 00:09:56,405 That's why I won't tell anyone! 150 00:09:56,906 --> 00:09:57,823 Tsk! Ah... 151 00:09:58,073 --> 00:09:59,867 Sorry, but that's what we called her, 152 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:02,620 but tell me how it was! My stud! My boy! 153 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:05,080 It was in the fifth grade. 154 00:10:05,414 --> 00:10:06,582 Really? 155 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:07,917 At Paola's party. 156 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:09,585 What's up, man? 157 00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:12,296 We made out behind the curtain, nobody saw. 158 00:10:12,421 --> 00:10:14,089 What, big guy? 159 00:10:14,215 --> 00:10:15,716 Wow, it was a great kiss! 160 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,635 I remember until today. 161 00:10:18,427 --> 00:10:21,222 Her soft hair on the back of my neck... 162 00:10:22,014 --> 00:10:23,933 For me, until today, kiss... 163 00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:26,936 tastes like passion fruit brigadeiro. 164 00:10:28,479 --> 00:10:29,813 - Oh, don't fuck! - Sorry, man. 165 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,523 I thought it was humanly impossible 166 00:10:31,649 --> 00:10:32,900 someone would like Liamara. 167 00:10:33,984 --> 00:10:34,985 There! 168 00:10:35,236 --> 00:10:36,946 She had a fight with her boyfriend. 169 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,324 Dude, you know who you have the chance with today? 170 00:10:40,449 --> 00:10:42,326 Golden chance, chance of your life? 171 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:43,869 Who? Did they tell you anything? 172 00:10:44,119 --> 00:10:45,746 Right hand, Julio. 173 00:10:45,871 --> 00:10:46,872 Julio, right hand. 174 00:10:57,216 --> 00:10:58,175 What's up? 175 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:00,261 Man, the rain starts at 7:34. 176 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,804 What time is it, huh? 177 00:11:05,683 --> 00:11:07,893 - Time for me to mind my own business. - Huh? 178 00:11:16,277 --> 00:11:18,487 Sorry about the bus today, okay? 179 00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:19,530 Relax. 180 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,576 Is that Los Hermanos? 181 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,204 I don't know. 182 00:11:27,496 --> 00:11:28,372 It sounds like it. 183 00:11:28,872 --> 00:11:31,125 You know, every time I hear Los Hermanos, I get... 184 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,420 - I hate Los Hermanos! - I hate Los Hermanos too! 185 00:11:34,712 --> 00:11:36,714 Okay. You were going to say that you like it. 186 00:11:36,839 --> 00:11:38,048 No, I'm serious. I... I... 187 00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:40,884 I was going to say that Manu Magalhaes wastes her time 188 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,219 with Marcelo Camelo. 189 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,096 I totally think so. 190 00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:51,395 Where is that friend of yours, with the bezel? 191 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,605 He is there with his bezel. 192 00:11:53,731 --> 00:11:55,607 He is excited that there is going to be a... 193 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,193 meteor shower, he likes those things. 194 00:11:58,402 --> 00:11:59,361 The Orionids? 195 00:12:00,779 --> 00:12:01,864 Do you know them? 196 00:12:02,614 --> 00:12:04,408 I kind of... 197 00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:06,327 love astronomy. 198 00:12:06,785 --> 00:12:08,037 Me too. It's my telescope. 199 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,997 If you want, we can look at some stars. 200 00:12:10,247 --> 00:12:11,665 Don't worry. You don't have to. 201 00:12:11,874 --> 00:12:14,251 You know that what fascinates me most about the stars 202 00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:15,836 is that it is a tiny little dot, 203 00:12:15,961 --> 00:12:17,629 very tiny, very tiny, gets big, 204 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,007 the intensity gets bigger, it gets stronger, 205 00:12:20,132 --> 00:12:22,593 taking on an enormous proportion, gigantic, 206 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:25,262 creating a whole intensity, which... 207 00:12:38,776 --> 00:12:40,486 Oh, Mel Mel! I came here to talk to you. 208 00:12:40,652 --> 00:12:42,946 First, don't call me Mel Mel, because I hate it. 209 00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:44,698 Second, get out of here, Douglas! 210 00:12:44,782 --> 00:12:47,326 There, it's a lie from your friend Deborah that I hit on her. 211 00:12:48,077 --> 00:12:49,661 Camila told me. 212 00:12:49,787 --> 00:12:51,663 You hit on Deborah too. That's great! 213 00:12:52,498 --> 00:12:53,582 Oh, shit! 214 00:12:53,665 --> 00:12:56,668 Look, Mel, the important thing is that I came to be cool with you. 215 00:12:56,794 --> 00:12:57,961 Let go of me, Douglas! 216 00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,213 Let her go! 217 00:13:03,092 --> 00:13:04,593 Did you touch me, kid? 218 00:13:05,803 --> 00:13:07,137 Are you crazy, man? 219 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,097 Do you want to die? 220 00:13:09,515 --> 00:13:11,558 Hey, Mel Mel! He's your little deer friend, huh? 221 00:13:11,642 --> 00:13:12,643 Leave him alone. 222 00:13:13,977 --> 00:13:15,896 I guess there's no need for a fight, right? 223 00:13:16,021 --> 00:13:17,481 We could just as well talk. 224 00:13:17,606 --> 00:13:18,565 Fight! 225 00:13:18,774 --> 00:13:20,150 I'm not going to fight with you, kid! 226 00:13:21,944 --> 00:13:23,737 I'll beat you up, I'll kick your ass! 227 00:13:23,987 --> 00:13:24,947 No, no! 228 00:13:25,989 --> 00:13:26,990 Oh, my ass! 229 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:32,413 It's burning my ass! 230 00:13:46,552 --> 00:13:47,719 Hey, Julio! 231 00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:23,213 My grandmother taught me 232 00:14:23,422 --> 00:14:25,632 that when you see a star fall, 233 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,343 you can make a wish. 234 00:14:34,683 --> 00:14:35,976 Ah... 235 00:14:37,186 --> 00:14:40,272 I wanted to be the coolest person in school. 236 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,356 Holy shit! 237 00:16:04,481 --> 00:16:06,066 Julia! 238 00:16:06,441 --> 00:16:07,776 Are you crazy, Julia? 239 00:16:09,778 --> 00:16:11,780 Hold on! Let me in! 240 00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,448 This is my bathroom! 241 00:16:13,574 --> 00:16:14,866 I'm Julio. 242 00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:16,451 I'm Julio. What the fuck is this? 243 00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:17,536 I'm... I'm... 244 00:16:20,122 --> 00:16:21,665 I'm a girl? 245 00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:26,878 And hot. 246 00:16:27,004 --> 00:16:28,505 Julia! 247 00:16:28,839 --> 00:16:31,258 There, don't be surprised at what I'm about to ask you. 248 00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:32,801 - Do you see me as a woman? - No! 249 00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:33,802 Thank God! 250 00:16:34,052 --> 00:16:37,097 I see you as a spoiled, spoiled, bratty little bitch! 251 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:38,849 - Get out of my way! - Alexandre, 252 00:16:39,224 --> 00:16:40,475 what happened to me? 253 00:16:40,642 --> 00:16:41,977 What happened to Julio? 254 00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:44,104 - It's me! It's me! Julius! - Julio? 255 00:16:44,605 --> 00:16:45,689 What Julio, Julia? 256 00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:47,190 Your brother, man! 257 00:16:47,899 --> 00:16:50,193 Come here, did you smoke pot again? 258 00:16:50,319 --> 00:16:51,695 I'll tell Dad. 259 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:53,405 - I'll tell Dad. - Never mind. 260 00:16:53,822 --> 00:16:55,198 He wouldn't believe it anyway. 261 00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:56,992 Go use your bathroom! 262 00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:06,835 No, no, no. 263 00:17:07,085 --> 00:17:08,378 I'm not crazy. 264 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,505 This is not my room. 265 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,466 My name is Julio, 266 00:17:12,591 --> 00:17:13,884 This is not my life. 267 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,469 I am Julio, 268 00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:16,928 This is a nightmare 269 00:17:17,054 --> 00:17:18,722 and it'll end with a pinch. 270 00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:22,434 - Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! - Jujube, are you awake yet? 271 00:17:22,517 --> 00:17:23,685 No! No, dad! Come in, no. 272 00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:25,062 Open up, no! No, don't open it! 273 00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:27,356 Then get ready and come for breakfast. 274 00:17:36,198 --> 00:17:38,367 Wait a minute. Is there a room here just for clothes? 275 00:17:44,581 --> 00:17:48,251 Holy shit! 276 00:18:06,436 --> 00:18:07,437 Oh! 277 00:18:08,105 --> 00:18:09,773 Look at this kitchen. 278 00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,778 - What's with this hair? - Oh, shut up, Alexandre! 279 00:18:15,237 --> 00:18:17,030 This shirt... these clothes are mine. 280 00:18:17,155 --> 00:18:18,240 I don't have any clothes. 281 00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:20,659 Julia, your closet is seven times the size of mine. 282 00:18:21,785 --> 00:18:23,203 I'm in a nightmare, Alexandre. 283 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,538 In my nightmare. 284 00:18:24,788 --> 00:18:25,789 So... 285 00:18:25,997 --> 00:18:27,374 you don't exist, 286 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,126 this place doesn't exist, 287 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,545 this coffee you're going to serve me now doesn't exist, Alexandre. 288 00:18:31,628 --> 00:18:32,963 So leave me alone here, in peace. 289 00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:35,215 "My life is a nightmare. You say that every day. 290 00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:36,633 I do, only today it's true. 291 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,803 Take advantage of the fact that I'm in the middle of my nightmare 292 00:18:39,928 --> 00:18:41,805 to do something I've wanted to do for a long time, 293 00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:43,932 and that is to tell you to go fuck yourself in the eye of your ass! 294 00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,351 - You... - You're going to get it in the ass, 295 00:18:46,518 --> 00:18:48,061 Alexandre, and you're not going to do anything, 296 00:18:48,186 --> 00:18:49,771 because I'm in the middle of my dream. 297 00:18:49,855 --> 00:18:51,273 This coffee exists, all this... 298 00:18:51,356 --> 00:18:52,941 Shut up, Alexandre! 299 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,195 Dad? 300 00:18:57,529 --> 00:18:59,614 She took my shirt, my clothes, everything! 301 00:18:59,948 --> 00:19:02,451 Let her go! But it's not possible! 302 00:19:02,743 --> 00:19:05,036 All day long this nagging! 303 00:19:05,162 --> 00:19:07,414 You don't let go of your sister, boy! 304 00:19:07,956 --> 00:19:09,833 Let her wear whatever she wants. 305 00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:12,043 At least she's not all transparent, 306 00:19:12,169 --> 00:19:14,463 showing off, like she does every day. 307 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,339 Good morning my Jujube! 308 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:19,760 Dad, why are you so... 309 00:19:21,553 --> 00:19:22,763 ...finished? 310 00:19:22,971 --> 00:19:24,973 Over! I just woke up! 311 00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:28,059 Taking a lot of medicine, why? 312 00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:30,854 Ah! Medication I take every day! 313 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,731 Pressure, cholesterol, 314 00:19:32,981 --> 00:19:34,441 rejection of the saphenous vein. 315 00:19:34,524 --> 00:19:35,400 What saphenous vein? 316 00:19:35,984 --> 00:19:37,152 What saphenous vein! 317 00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:40,071 Last year's, daughter. Don't you remember? 318 00:19:40,197 --> 00:19:41,156 Here. 319 00:19:42,699 --> 00:19:44,075 Have you forgotten? 320 00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:46,620 This house is also a lot of stress, isn't it? 321 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,121 Mrs. Julia. 322 00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:50,582 Stop picking on your sister, Alexandre! 323 00:19:50,707 --> 00:19:52,501 Grow up, kid! 324 00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:54,085 Oh... 325 00:19:54,211 --> 00:19:57,214 Oh, guys! Stop this discussion. 326 00:19:57,339 --> 00:19:59,382 Respect that heart! 327 00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:00,717 What the hell! 328 00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:01,927 Dad! Hey, Dad... 329 00:20:02,219 --> 00:20:03,887 You have to take care of yourself, dad. 330 00:20:04,012 --> 00:20:06,389 There's a gym in the condo, go there. 331 00:20:06,515 --> 00:20:08,725 I hate gyms. 332 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,728 Especially this one in the condo, you know? 333 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,814 That's not an environment. 334 00:20:14,397 --> 00:20:17,317 It's just a bunch of drooling old men, 335 00:20:17,442 --> 00:20:18,735 stuck-up old man, 336 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:21,321 trying to fool around with the girls. 337 00:20:21,822 --> 00:20:23,323 This is ridiculous. 338 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:35,335 - Julia! - What's up, Julia? How are you? 339 00:20:37,963 --> 00:20:39,130 It's Julio. 340 00:20:40,048 --> 00:20:41,550 Hi, Julinha! How are you? 341 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:42,843 Good morning, Julia! 342 00:20:42,968 --> 00:20:45,887 Take a picture with me, kitten. 343 00:20:46,137 --> 00:20:47,430 Hi, Julia! How are you? 344 00:20:47,889 --> 00:20:49,140 Good morning, my princess! 345 00:20:49,266 --> 00:20:50,559 - Hi, Julia! Good morning! - Hello. 346 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:51,935 This isn't happening. 347 00:20:55,814 --> 00:20:57,315 - Hi, Julia! - Hi, Julia! 348 00:20:57,399 --> 00:20:58,567 This really isn't happening. 349 00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,110 - Hi, Julia! - Julia! 350 00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:01,695 Let's work something out, huh? 351 00:21:02,153 --> 00:21:03,363 This isn't happening! 352 00:21:03,572 --> 00:21:04,781 Hi, Julia! 353 00:21:07,075 --> 00:21:08,952 Hey, girlfriend! 354 00:21:10,912 --> 00:21:12,873 - You look different. - I love your hair. 355 00:21:12,998 --> 00:21:15,458 - You're great... - Come here, crazy girl! 356 00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:17,961 - Wow, I love your look. - You look beautiful! 357 00:21:18,086 --> 00:21:19,296 - No, you are! - Really! 358 00:21:19,421 --> 00:21:20,589 - Is this good? - Yeah! 359 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,090 Do you know about the party tonight? 360 00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:23,967 Marcinha is going to stay with Jo�o, she said so. 361 00:21:24,092 --> 00:21:26,595 - So what? - Hello! You're already with him! 362 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,305 - Are you ok, my friend? - I'm... 363 00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:29,681 - You look weird. - I mean, I... 364 00:21:29,848 --> 00:21:30,765 I think I am. 365 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,601 Oh, it's the chemistry test, right? 366 00:21:36,104 --> 00:21:37,188 Test? 367 00:21:37,439 --> 00:21:40,567 I've already set up the whole cheating scheme. 368 00:21:40,859 --> 00:21:42,152 E... 369 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,987 ? rar� tar�!? 370 00:21:44,112 --> 00:21:46,489 I did my part of the Periodic Table on my thigh. 371 00:21:46,823 --> 00:21:48,491 Oh, I did my part too. 372 00:21:49,326 --> 00:21:50,702 You did yours, right, Jo? 373 00:21:51,244 --> 00:21:52,370 Huh? 374 00:21:52,495 --> 00:21:54,748 No, no. I don't paste, no. 375 00:21:55,373 --> 00:21:56,374 I... 376 00:21:56,666 --> 00:21:58,084 can I see it again? 377 00:21:58,209 --> 00:21:59,586 Just a little bit. 378 00:21:59,711 --> 00:22:01,379 What do you mean, you can't? It was your idea! 379 00:22:02,005 --> 00:22:03,214 Oh, it's just... 380 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:06,468 It's easy, right? It's oxidoreduction. 381 00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:07,469 Huh? 382 00:22:07,636 --> 00:22:09,054 Until yesterday, you used to say "oxide". 383 00:22:10,513 --> 00:22:12,057 Good morning! 384 00:22:12,349 --> 00:22:13,767 Good morning! 385 00:22:14,017 --> 00:22:15,101 I hate you! 386 00:23:06,444 --> 00:23:07,570 Are you done, Julia? 387 00:23:07,862 --> 00:23:08,947 It was easy. 388 00:23:09,447 --> 00:23:11,324 And you didn't even cry today! 389 00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:12,867 I cry? 390 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:14,744 Always! 391 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:18,206 And you answered everything? 392 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,083 How, Julia? 393 00:23:20,542 --> 00:23:21,751 I studied! 394 00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:23,878 On top of me? 395 00:23:24,796 --> 00:23:25,755 Attention, class! 396 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:27,215 Just a warning: 397 00:23:27,424 --> 00:23:30,010 if there's glue at the bottom, I'll get it, ok? 398 00:23:51,823 --> 00:23:53,199 Hi, my Jujube! 399 00:23:53,324 --> 00:23:54,367 Hmmm... 400 00:23:54,659 --> 00:23:56,995 - Guys! - Oh, my goodness! 401 00:23:57,328 --> 00:23:58,705 - Holy shit! - Holy shit! 402 00:23:58,830 --> 00:24:00,707 Fuck, Julia! Come on! Are you crazy, man? 403 00:24:00,957 --> 00:24:02,792 You kissed me, that's... disgusting! 404 00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:04,753 I killed a class at my college, man! 405 00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:06,087 I skipped my Jujitsu, 406 00:24:06,171 --> 00:24:08,089 I skipped my Crossfit to come see you! 407 00:24:08,256 --> 00:24:10,050 I don't care! You kissed me! 408 00:24:10,425 --> 00:24:11,968 What's up, Julia? You called me! 409 00:24:12,052 --> 00:24:13,511 Me? Why? 410 00:24:13,845 --> 00:24:15,430 Because we are dating! 411 00:24:17,015 --> 00:24:19,392 Really, man, this is the worst nightmare in the universe! 412 00:24:19,684 --> 00:24:21,519 - Love, what is this? - Love is my ass! 413 00:24:21,936 --> 00:24:23,688 We used to be boyfriend and girlfriend, okay? 414 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,982 It's over! The end! The End! 415 00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:29,903 Now, get lost! Get lost! Get out! Disinfect from here... 416 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:31,279 Die, man! 417 00:24:31,446 --> 00:24:33,740 Wait! Wait, wait! Wait, Julia! 418 00:24:37,786 --> 00:24:39,788 That's the way you said it, damn it! 419 00:24:39,871 --> 00:24:41,873 It sounded like you were giving me a foot in the ass! 420 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:44,751 You're kind of dumb, aren't you? 421 00:24:45,794 --> 00:24:47,128 It's a foot in the ass. 422 00:24:47,337 --> 00:24:48,379 Huh? 423 00:24:49,172 --> 00:24:50,673 But what about my feelings? 424 00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:52,425 - I shit myself. - Ah! 425 00:24:56,763 --> 00:24:57,847 Tsk! 426 00:25:04,687 --> 00:25:05,688 Hey, "Cabe�a"! 427 00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:06,898 "Cabe�a"! 428 00:25:07,023 --> 00:25:08,024 Wait a minute! 429 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:09,943 - Did you talk to me? - Yes, dammit! It's just that... 430 00:25:10,068 --> 00:25:12,153 Did you, Julia, talk to me? 431 00:25:12,529 --> 00:25:14,405 Come on, "Cabe�a"? I never talked to you? 432 00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:16,658 Not since second grade. 433 00:25:17,534 --> 00:25:18,701 Really? 434 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,954 Julia, the last time you spoke to me 435 00:25:21,037 --> 00:25:22,997 was at the school gymkhana, when we were ten! 436 00:25:23,206 --> 00:25:24,415 The sack race. 437 00:25:24,874 --> 00:25:26,876 I fell down, you jumped on me. 438 00:25:27,168 --> 00:25:28,128 On my bag. 439 00:25:28,378 --> 00:25:29,963 I mean, both of us. 440 00:25:30,213 --> 00:25:31,464 What? 441 00:25:31,673 --> 00:25:32,966 I did that? 442 00:25:33,049 --> 00:25:34,843 Man, that must've been pretty cool, then! 443 00:25:35,051 --> 00:25:36,928 No, no, no! No, it wasn't! 444 00:25:37,053 --> 00:25:39,055 My self-esteem was destroyed and... 445 00:25:39,222 --> 00:25:41,307 I have one smaller ball than the other 446 00:25:41,432 --> 00:25:42,433 because of it. 447 00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:43,977 It's okay, Little "Cabe�a". 448 00:25:44,102 --> 00:25:46,020 I think you have to get over it. 449 00:25:46,187 --> 00:25:48,064 Here's what you do: you take the good ball 450 00:25:48,189 --> 00:25:50,066 and get the ball forward! 451 00:25:53,111 --> 00:25:54,612 I'm sorry, man. Sorry, man. 452 00:25:54,737 --> 00:25:56,489 I'm kidding. It's the emotion of seeing you. 453 00:25:56,614 --> 00:25:58,533 I really wanted to talk to you, like... 454 00:25:58,783 --> 00:25:59,784 as a friend, man! 455 00:25:59,868 --> 00:26:02,245 I'm glad you're here! 456 00:26:02,453 --> 00:26:03,413 My little "Cabe�a"! 457 00:26:03,621 --> 00:26:05,999 The hottest tits in this institution! 458 00:26:06,583 --> 00:26:08,334 Get out! 459 00:26:08,751 --> 00:26:10,420 Look, I... 460 00:26:10,545 --> 00:26:11,713 I'm getting nervous. 461 00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:13,339 I don't want to make out with Douglas 462 00:26:13,464 --> 00:26:15,091 and pranks are bullying, okay? 463 00:26:15,175 --> 00:26:16,593 - I'm out! - No, man! 464 00:26:16,718 --> 00:26:19,095 It's me, "Cabe�a"! "Cabe�a"... 465 00:26:19,304 --> 00:26:21,181 Let me explain, man! Hold on! 466 00:26:25,185 --> 00:26:26,936 - "Cabe�a", stop running, man! - No, no, no, no, no, no. 467 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,938 - Let me talk! Stop right there! - Stop! Stop following me! 468 00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:30,648 - I don't want anything to do with you. - I'm not following you. 469 00:26:30,732 --> 00:26:32,025 - I want to talk to you. - Stop it! 470 00:26:32,150 --> 00:26:33,401 I really need to talk to you! 471 00:26:33,526 --> 00:26:35,612 - Talk to you about what? - Ouch! How can I tell you that? 472 00:26:35,987 --> 00:26:37,864 It's... I... I'm a guy 473 00:26:37,989 --> 00:26:39,532 named Julio, 474 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:42,243 trapped in the body of a girl who... 475 00:26:43,036 --> 00:26:44,370 is this Julia here. 476 00:26:45,288 --> 00:26:47,373 Oh, I get it. 477 00:26:47,498 --> 00:26:48,541 Oh, thank God, "Cabe�a"! 478 00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:49,959 Are you a lesbian? 479 00:26:50,752 --> 00:26:51,753 No, you mule! 480 00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:52,795 Ah, mule! Go... 481 00:26:52,962 --> 00:26:54,547 "Cabe�a", I came from a parallel reality, 482 00:26:54,672 --> 00:26:56,299 where I was a guy named Julio, 483 00:26:56,424 --> 00:26:57,592 and you were my best friend. 484 00:26:57,967 --> 00:26:59,135 Didn't they already catch you with marijuana? 485 00:26:59,219 --> 00:27:00,637 Shh! Dude, stop it! 486 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,388 - No. There's weed in there. - Stop it, man! 487 00:27:02,513 --> 00:27:04,515 There's a fight going on. You're tripping, you're crazy! 488 00:27:04,599 --> 00:27:06,309 Brother, pay attention! 489 00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:07,560 I'm a man! 490 00:27:07,769 --> 00:27:09,437 And you're my best friend! 491 00:27:10,355 --> 00:27:12,607 Girl, please. 492 00:27:12,982 --> 00:27:14,901 You're really scaring me! 493 00:27:15,026 --> 00:27:17,487 Stay away from me! 494 00:27:17,612 --> 00:27:18,905 Damn! You're a pain in the ass! 495 00:27:18,988 --> 00:27:20,073 "Cabe�a"! 496 00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:21,699 I know everything about you. 497 00:27:21,824 --> 00:27:22,784 You know nothing! 498 00:27:22,992 --> 00:27:24,953 You have the entire X-Men collection, 499 00:27:25,078 --> 00:27:27,163 number 128, signed by Stan Lee. 500 00:27:27,247 --> 00:27:28,539 Ah! Everybody knows that. 501 00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:32,710 You have a bunch of porn video folders 502 00:27:32,835 --> 00:27:34,420 on your computer, "Cabe�a"! 503 00:27:34,545 --> 00:27:35,713 Ah! Who doesn't? 504 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,299 Yeah! Who would know you're into Lady Gaga on the sly? 505 00:27:38,466 --> 00:27:39,592 - Whoa! - Right there. 506 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:42,178 Because of her voice! She sings a lot. 507 00:27:42,303 --> 00:27:44,430 And that doesn't prove anything either. You know what? 508 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:47,433 You were with Liamara Lagartixa. 509 00:27:55,566 --> 00:27:56,567 Did she tell you? 510 00:27:56,693 --> 00:27:57,568 No! 511 00:27:57,694 --> 00:27:59,070 And neither did you, to anyone. 512 00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:00,613 Only me. 513 00:28:00,863 --> 00:28:02,073 In another life. 514 00:28:02,198 --> 00:28:03,992 That makes it difficult, doesn't it? 515 00:28:04,075 --> 00:28:05,243 No, it doesn't. 516 00:28:06,411 --> 00:28:07,996 Do you remember Paola's birthday, 517 00:28:08,538 --> 00:28:10,123 behind the living room curtain? 518 00:28:11,332 --> 00:28:12,792 You remember her soft hair 519 00:28:12,917 --> 00:28:14,961 on the back of her "Cabe�a". 520 00:28:15,086 --> 00:28:16,379 And, for you, until today, 521 00:28:16,504 --> 00:28:17,588 kiss... 522 00:28:17,964 --> 00:28:22,135 tastes like passion fruit brigadeiro. 523 00:28:26,014 --> 00:28:28,099 Stop, stop, stop! Calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down. 524 00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:30,977 You said "the person". 525 00:28:31,561 --> 00:28:33,646 I said it, man. That's exactly what I said. 526 00:28:33,771 --> 00:28:35,648 Instead of asking the shooting star 527 00:28:35,773 --> 00:28:37,775 "I want to be the coolest guy", 528 00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:40,486 you asked to be "the person. 529 00:28:40,862 --> 00:28:41,821 Hum-rum. 530 00:28:41,904 --> 00:28:43,781 Dude, why didn't you ask for a billion dollars? 531 00:28:43,865 --> 00:28:45,450 or, I don't know, to be Hugh Jackman? 532 00:28:45,533 --> 00:28:47,118 I didn't know that would work! 533 00:28:47,201 --> 00:28:48,536 But then why did you ask? 534 00:28:48,619 --> 00:28:50,872 I messed up the order, man! What can I do? 535 00:28:51,039 --> 00:28:53,750 I went to sleep, I woke up a pot"Cabe�a" skank! 536 00:28:54,042 --> 00:28:55,626 Hello? No. 537 00:28:55,918 --> 00:28:57,003 No, no, no, no, no, no. 538 00:28:57,128 --> 00:28:59,088 You don't understand, man. 539 00:28:59,505 --> 00:29:02,467 You're the great Julia Martinez. 540 00:29:02,550 --> 00:29:04,927 You're the coolest girl in school. 541 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:06,304 You're a myth! 542 00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:08,222 - Really? - I'm serious! 543 00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:13,644 You're famous, you've had sex with half the kids in school. 544 00:29:13,728 --> 00:29:15,021 You only date older guys 545 00:29:15,146 --> 00:29:16,397 and you're dating Douglas Casolari. 546 00:29:16,606 --> 00:29:18,566 Dude, change the subject. I'm not dating anyone. 547 00:29:18,691 --> 00:29:20,777 Okay, okay! Come here, I want to show you something. 548 00:29:21,694 --> 00:29:24,113 �. 549 00:29:24,989 --> 00:29:26,407 Dude, come back, come back. 550 00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:27,450 Why? 551 00:29:27,950 --> 00:29:30,912 "Hillary Clinton wins US election." 552 00:29:31,621 --> 00:29:33,039 What a bizarre world! 553 00:29:33,331 --> 00:29:34,290 Why? 554 00:29:35,124 --> 00:29:37,627 Because, where I came from, the one who won was Donald Trump. 555 00:29:37,752 --> 00:29:39,045 Trump? 556 00:29:40,129 --> 00:29:41,714 What about my bizarre world? 557 00:29:42,632 --> 00:29:44,717 Okay, "Cabe�a", go back to 558 00:29:44,842 --> 00:29:46,219 What do you want to show me? 559 00:29:48,179 --> 00:29:51,140 You caught Justin Bieber when he came to Brazil. 560 00:29:51,974 --> 00:29:52,850 Oh... 561 00:29:53,142 --> 00:29:54,977 Dude, check it out. Let me show you this here. 562 00:29:55,311 --> 00:29:57,855 You have 300,000 followers on Snap Chat. 563 00:29:57,980 --> 00:29:59,690 And a make-up channel on YouTube, 564 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:02,276 with three million subscribers. 565 00:30:02,819 --> 00:30:06,906 Hello, friends! 566 00:30:08,491 --> 00:30:09,700 How are you? 567 00:30:09,784 --> 00:30:10,743 For those who don't know me, 568 00:30:10,827 --> 00:30:13,246 I am J�lia Martinez, the biggest 569 00:30:13,329 --> 00:30:14,664 channel in Brazil. 570 00:30:14,747 --> 00:30:15,873 And today I will teach you 571 00:30:15,998 --> 00:30:18,292 to do a top make up, 572 00:30:18,376 --> 00:30:20,503 "incri", top�ssima, for you 573 00:30:20,878 --> 00:30:22,964 to make your heart beat faster at the disco, 574 00:30:23,172 --> 00:30:25,883 inspired by Kylie Jenner! 575 00:30:28,719 --> 00:30:30,179 Guys, remembering, okay? 576 00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:32,557 That make-up corrects the beauty on the outside, 577 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,100 because what really matters 578 00:30:34,350 --> 00:30:36,185 is what we have here, 579 00:30:36,352 --> 00:30:38,229 inside our little hearts, okay? 580 00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:41,482 That's enough for me. That's not what I asked for, man. 581 00:30:41,566 --> 00:30:42,817 I wanted to be a nice guy, 582 00:30:42,984 --> 00:30:44,235 not a retarded YouTuber. 583 00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:46,320 Relax, man. Now... 584 00:30:47,196 --> 00:30:48,406 you're in, right? 585 00:30:48,781 --> 00:30:50,283 From where? The building? 586 00:30:50,908 --> 00:30:52,702 Dude, come on. 587 00:30:52,910 --> 00:30:53,953 You're... 588 00:30:54,787 --> 00:30:55,913 You're hot, right? 589 00:30:56,330 --> 00:30:58,249 - Stop saying that! - Why? 590 00:30:58,374 --> 00:31:01,836 Because it's really weird to hear that "I" am hot. 591 00:31:02,420 --> 00:31:04,422 My "Cabe�a" still thinks like a man, man. 592 00:31:04,547 --> 00:31:06,799 And you're my best friend. It confuses everything. 593 00:31:07,049 --> 00:31:09,510 So, "Cabe�a", don't tell me I'm hot. 594 00:31:09,802 --> 00:31:10,803 Tsk! 595 00:31:16,058 --> 00:31:17,393 So can I hold your tits? 596 00:31:17,477 --> 00:31:19,353 - What is it, "Cabe�a"? - Quickly. It's just a little trick. 597 00:31:19,479 --> 00:31:21,397 - No, man! Get out of here! - Or an arm rub. 598 00:31:21,481 --> 00:31:23,357 I'll shove your face up my ass and fart. Do you want to? 599 00:31:23,483 --> 00:31:24,400 Oh, fuck! 600 00:31:24,901 --> 00:31:26,444 No! No, no! I won't even pull over here, okay? 601 00:31:26,569 --> 00:31:27,945 My body, my rules. 602 00:31:31,657 --> 00:31:32,950 Fuck! 603 00:31:34,035 --> 00:31:35,661 Now I understand everything. 604 00:31:35,912 --> 00:31:37,246 Dude! But it's not even your body! 605 00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:39,415 Yes! Yes, "Cabe�a", but I'm in it. Excuse me! 606 00:31:39,707 --> 00:31:41,083 Man, you know what's missing here? 607 00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:42,835 We don't have any "brodagem" here. 608 00:31:43,085 --> 00:31:44,462 Are you really my best friend? 609 00:31:44,921 --> 00:31:48,216 Because if I was your best friend and turned out to be a really hot woman, 610 00:31:48,299 --> 00:31:50,051 I'd let you take my titty. 611 00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:51,260 Or... 612 00:31:51,511 --> 00:31:54,472 I would at least show you my right nipple. 613 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:57,892 That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life. 614 00:31:58,059 --> 00:31:58,935 Both of them. 615 00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:00,228 "Cabe�a", are you all right there? 616 00:32:00,436 --> 00:32:01,979 No, Renata. Don't come here! �! 617 00:32:02,104 --> 00:32:03,231 Look! 618 00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:05,066 "Cabe�a"! 619 00:32:05,399 --> 00:32:07,068 You have a woman in here. 620 00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:08,069 Yeah, so what? 621 00:32:08,402 --> 00:32:10,404 I never thought I'd see the day. 622 00:32:10,571 --> 00:32:12,031 What do you want? 623 00:32:12,114 --> 00:32:13,324 My iPad back. 624 00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:18,829 You're the great Julia Martinez. 625 00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,123 That's me. 626 00:32:22,416 --> 00:32:23,668 I used to date a friend of yours. 627 00:32:25,127 --> 00:32:26,379 She spoke very highly of you. 628 00:32:26,504 --> 00:32:28,339 She said you got a piercing together. 629 00:32:28,422 --> 00:32:29,465 How's that piercing? 630 00:32:29,674 --> 00:32:30,591 Piercing? 631 00:32:31,008 --> 00:32:32,468 Hey, avatar froggy, get out of here. 632 00:32:33,094 --> 00:32:35,012 Sweaty little piggy. Nice to meet you. 633 00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:40,893 "Cabe�a", is that your sister? 634 00:32:40,977 --> 00:32:42,645 Is that Renata? Is she a lesbian? 635 00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:44,605 Do you have to answer? 636 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:45,898 Holy crap! 637 00:32:46,023 --> 00:32:47,692 What is all this stuff about piercing that she said? 638 00:32:47,817 --> 00:32:48,776 I don't have a piercing, no. 639 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,778 - Don't you know yet? - You have a piercing. 640 00:32:51,237 --> 00:32:52,780 You have a piercing. 641 00:32:53,322 --> 00:32:54,323 It's cold. 642 00:32:56,158 --> 00:32:57,535 I didn't feel it, man. 643 00:32:59,620 --> 00:33:01,038 It's there. 644 00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:02,123 There, where? 645 00:33:02,373 --> 00:33:03,374 There in the... 646 00:33:04,834 --> 00:33:06,168 Uh! In your... 647 00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:07,753 - No. - Yes! 648 00:33:08,170 --> 00:33:10,089 - No! - Everybody knows! 649 00:33:10,214 --> 00:33:12,300 Man, I can't have a piercing. My dad would kill me. 650 00:33:12,508 --> 00:33:14,719 - You haven't looked at yourself yet? - No! 651 00:33:15,136 --> 00:33:16,762 - Why not? - Because I haven't, man! 652 00:33:16,887 --> 00:33:18,389 Because I didn't, because I didn't have the courage, 653 00:33:18,472 --> 00:33:20,808 because you're not the one who woke up with an extra hole today! 654 00:33:21,017 --> 00:33:22,059 Hey, so... 655 00:33:22,643 --> 00:33:23,853 Look now, hey. 656 00:33:33,571 --> 00:33:34,989 Fucking hell! Fuck! 657 00:33:35,156 --> 00:33:37,116 How nervous, you have a piercing, "Cabe�a"! 658 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:39,535 How can someone do that to their own body, man! 659 00:33:39,619 --> 00:33:40,745 How nervous! I want to take it out! 660 00:33:40,828 --> 00:33:41,746 Calm down! Calm down. 661 00:33:42,079 --> 00:33:43,539 A friend is for these things. 662 00:33:43,998 --> 00:33:45,207 Drop your pants and I'll help you. 663 00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:47,918 - Pull your pants down! Get out, damn it! - I'll help you. I'm a professional! 664 00:33:48,002 --> 00:33:50,630 - What a professional! Get out of here. - Let me give you a nudge. A poke. 665 00:33:50,713 --> 00:33:52,465 I'm gonna poke at the dark side of your strength. 666 00:33:52,548 --> 00:33:53,591 - Turn around. - I'll give you a nudge. 667 00:33:53,674 --> 00:33:54,842 What's that? It's "peniform." 668 00:33:54,925 --> 00:33:56,969 - Get out with it, man! - Ouch! 669 00:33:57,261 --> 00:33:58,763 You have to help me, "Cabe�a". 670 00:33:59,013 --> 00:34:00,973 You have to find a meteor shower, 671 00:34:01,182 --> 00:34:02,642 a shooting star, anything. 672 00:34:02,725 --> 00:34:04,393 I need to make this wish and become a man again. 673 00:34:04,518 --> 00:34:05,686 All right! All right! I'll help you out. 674 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:07,229 You said you had a telescope, right? 675 00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:09,273 In the other life, right? Because in this one I have nothing. 676 00:34:09,398 --> 00:34:10,691 I have the room from The Little Pony. 677 00:34:17,740 --> 00:34:20,201 Where's this shitty music coming from, "Cabe�a"? 678 00:34:20,618 --> 00:34:22,495 It sounds like it's from your backpack. 679 00:34:22,787 --> 00:34:24,205 For Christ's sake! 680 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:25,456 Of course it's mine, right? 681 00:34:25,581 --> 00:34:26,582 It had to be. 682 00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:32,004 Holy shit, "Cabe�a". 683 00:34:33,964 --> 00:34:35,383 Melina is calling me, dude. 684 00:34:35,591 --> 00:34:37,259 It's normal. She is your best friend, her. 685 00:34:37,635 --> 00:34:38,552 Yeah? 686 00:34:41,639 --> 00:34:42,515 Hello? 687 00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:44,934 Bestie, how are you? Are you ok? 688 00:34:45,059 --> 00:34:45,935 I'm 689 00:34:46,310 --> 00:34:47,228 fine... 690 00:34:47,561 --> 00:34:49,438 The whole school is talking about you and Douglas. 691 00:34:49,522 --> 00:34:50,981 Man, did he cheat on you again? 692 00:34:51,357 --> 00:34:52,274 I don't know. 693 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:55,027 Do you want to... go out? 694 00:34:55,152 --> 00:34:56,570 I don't know, to talk to me? 695 00:34:59,323 --> 00:35:00,741 She wants to go out with me. 696 00:35:00,950 --> 00:35:02,410 Go, go, go! 697 00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:03,577 Go, go, go! 698 00:35:12,128 --> 00:35:13,212 Hello! 699 00:35:13,421 --> 00:35:14,422 Ju! 700 00:35:15,923 --> 00:35:17,216 Hi! Hi, girlfriend! 701 00:35:20,261 --> 00:35:21,303 What 702 00:35:21,429 --> 00:35:23,431 is this outfit you've chosen? 703 00:35:23,806 --> 00:35:24,932 Ah... 704 00:35:25,057 --> 00:35:26,517 Nothing. I tried 705 00:35:26,934 --> 00:35:29,145 to imitate the look 706 00:35:29,437 --> 00:35:31,313 look of... of 707 00:35:31,814 --> 00:35:33,524 Tsc! From 708 00:35:33,816 --> 00:35:35,025 Thammy Gretchen. 709 00:35:35,526 --> 00:35:36,652 Yeah. 710 00:35:37,319 --> 00:35:40,030 It's pretty bad, but that's okay, because we're at the mall, 711 00:35:40,114 --> 00:35:41,407 you can buy anything. 712 00:35:41,490 --> 00:35:43,033 No. I don't want to buy anything, Mel. 713 00:35:43,367 --> 00:35:45,035 Wow, you look really bad. 714 00:35:46,036 --> 00:35:48,664 I'd like to sit over there and have a drink. 715 00:35:48,789 --> 00:35:50,666 We'll have some later. I have to go to that store. 716 00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:51,959 I told you last week. 717 00:35:52,293 --> 00:35:54,003 I don't want to go to any store today. 718 00:35:54,211 --> 00:35:55,588 Julia, 20 minutes in the fitting room. 719 00:35:55,713 --> 00:35:57,506 I'll skip this one, Mel... 720 00:35:58,340 --> 00:36:00,342 I only have today to buy panties. 721 00:36:03,304 --> 00:36:04,680 Then let's go! Let's go. 722 00:36:15,399 --> 00:36:16,692 Come on, Julia! 723 00:36:22,865 --> 00:36:24,366 Uh! Sorry! I'm sorry! 724 00:36:24,492 --> 00:36:25,868 Sorry about that! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! 725 00:36:25,993 --> 00:36:27,369 - Is it all right? - Everything's fine. 726 00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:39,799 Hi, mom. I'm with Ju at the mall. 727 00:36:41,133 --> 00:36:42,927 I know, I saw my grade in math, 728 00:36:43,010 --> 00:36:44,094 I don't know what happened. 729 00:36:44,178 --> 00:36:45,846 I study, but, at the time, I get a blank. 730 00:36:47,932 --> 00:36:49,600 Mom... 731 00:36:51,644 --> 00:36:54,021 Okay. Okay. Got it. 732 00:36:54,146 --> 00:36:56,315 Mom, can we talk when I get home? 733 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,608 Okay. 734 00:36:57,733 --> 00:36:59,318 Okay. Then we'll... Bye! 735 00:37:01,362 --> 00:37:02,530 Julia, are you okay? 736 00:37:02,613 --> 00:37:03,489 Yes. 737 00:37:03,864 --> 00:37:05,407 Heel 738 00:37:05,950 --> 00:37:07,660 You're kidding, right? 739 00:37:07,785 --> 00:37:08,911 You were the first to wear heels, 740 00:37:09,036 --> 00:37:10,788 when we were, like... 741 00:37:10,955 --> 00:37:12,623 ...eight years old. 742 00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:17,711 It's Douglas. Aren't you going to answer it? 743 00:37:17,795 --> 00:37:20,214 No! I broke up with him. 744 00:37:20,548 --> 00:37:22,341 You stay away from him too, okay, Mel? 745 00:37:22,466 --> 00:37:24,260 Of course I'll stay away! I keep my promises. 746 00:37:25,761 --> 00:37:27,429 - What promises? - From the camp, 747 00:37:27,555 --> 00:37:29,348 that no man would ruin our friendship. 748 00:37:32,977 --> 00:37:34,854 That camp was pretty crazy. 749 00:37:36,689 --> 00:37:37,857 Yeah. 750 00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:39,567 Yes, it was. 751 00:37:39,692 --> 00:37:40,943 Remember when we kissed? 752 00:37:42,278 --> 00:37:43,571 Play like that with... 753 00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:45,155 Play with me like this... we... 754 00:37:45,281 --> 00:37:46,657 We what, Melina? 755 00:37:46,824 --> 00:37:48,784 Julia, you're acting strange today. 756 00:37:48,909 --> 00:37:51,078 I was a BV, you had already kissed halfway through school, 757 00:37:51,203 --> 00:37:52,288 you taught me how to kiss... 758 00:37:52,413 --> 00:37:53,581 we kissed. 759 00:37:54,081 --> 00:37:55,875 If you want, we can... 760 00:37:57,084 --> 00:37:58,168 practice... 761 00:37:58,669 --> 00:37:59,879 kiss again. 762 00:38:00,588 --> 00:38:01,797 Are you crazy, Julia? 763 00:38:05,092 --> 00:38:06,844 Are you crazy? 764 00:38:06,927 --> 00:38:08,095 I am... 765 00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:10,639 It's me, crazy Julia here! 766 00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,808 Your friend, very crazy. 767 00:38:12,933 --> 00:38:14,184 Ah! 768 00:38:14,310 --> 00:38:17,021 Miss, a coffee for us here. 769 00:38:17,313 --> 00:38:18,814 Ah! 770 00:38:18,939 --> 00:38:20,232 Crazy... 771 00:38:20,316 --> 00:38:21,317 What the hell... 772 00:38:28,198 --> 00:38:29,825 Jujube! 773 00:38:29,950 --> 00:38:31,911 Dad! Here, Dad. I'm sorry, okay? 774 00:38:32,036 --> 00:38:33,704 It was Melina who made me spend all that. 775 00:38:33,829 --> 00:38:35,414 I don't know what I was thinking. 776 00:38:35,539 --> 00:38:36,624 - I'm really sorry. - Imagine that! 777 00:38:36,832 --> 00:38:39,126 At least you came home. Thank God! 778 00:38:39,543 --> 00:38:41,003 Always the same excuse. 779 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:42,504 - Be cool, Alexandre. - But... 780 00:38:42,630 --> 00:38:43,964 Grow up, kid. 781 00:38:44,214 --> 00:38:46,175 That's right, dad. You can spank me. 782 00:38:46,258 --> 00:38:47,343 I deserve it. 783 00:38:47,509 --> 00:38:49,637 Hmmm... You haven't spent much. 784 00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:51,263 Hello? 785 00:38:51,347 --> 00:38:52,806 Hey, Dad, that's a fortune. 786 00:38:52,890 --> 00:38:54,808 That's not fair. You gave me the biggest lecture 787 00:38:54,934 --> 00:38:57,061 because I bought a Blu-ray box of Lord of the Rings, 788 00:38:57,186 --> 00:38:58,479 without your permission, on sale! 789 00:39:00,356 --> 00:39:01,523 When was this? 790 00:39:01,649 --> 00:39:04,026 You bought a 791 00:39:04,151 --> 00:39:05,235 Blu-ray box. 792 00:39:05,361 --> 00:39:06,528 Never mind, Dad. 793 00:39:07,863 --> 00:39:08,948 Daughter, 794 00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:10,658 wait a minute. 795 00:39:10,783 --> 00:39:12,242 Open your father's eye. 796 00:39:13,953 --> 00:39:16,246 You're smoking pot again! 797 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:20,751 Oh, my! Your boyfriend, Douglas. 798 00:39:21,085 --> 00:39:21,961 He's here. 799 00:39:29,301 --> 00:39:30,469 For you, honey. 800 00:39:31,261 --> 00:39:32,388 Ouch! 801 00:39:32,888 --> 00:39:33,889 What's that? 802 00:39:34,014 --> 00:39:35,391 Come on! What's up, Julia? 803 00:39:35,516 --> 00:39:37,685 I spent a lot of money on those flowers, brother! 804 00:39:37,893 --> 00:39:38,894 Fuck you! 805 00:39:39,186 --> 00:39:41,230 You're mad at me because I cheated on you with Luana, aren't you? 806 00:39:41,313 --> 00:39:42,481 Who's that? No, man! 807 00:39:42,606 --> 00:39:43,816 I don't give a shit about you either. 808 00:39:44,066 --> 00:39:46,527 You know what the deal is? I'm taking a lot of supplements, man. 809 00:39:46,694 --> 00:39:48,570 My testosterone level is way up! 810 00:39:48,696 --> 00:39:50,072 I spend my day "big time", brother, 811 00:39:50,322 --> 00:39:51,323 with the biggest boner. 812 00:39:51,532 --> 00:39:53,367 You don't know how hard it is to be a man. 813 00:39:53,534 --> 00:39:55,077 Ha, Douglas! I do. 814 00:39:55,285 --> 00:39:56,578 I know how it is. 815 00:39:56,829 --> 00:39:57,913 Get your hand out of there. 816 00:39:58,038 --> 00:39:59,498 But, hey. 817 00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:03,419 Oh, man. She doesn't do it 818 00:40:03,711 --> 00:40:05,921 the way you do... 819 00:40:06,296 --> 00:40:08,215 that. 820 00:40:09,550 --> 00:40:10,801 "It"? 821 00:40:10,926 --> 00:40:14,263 Ah... You tied yourself up. 822 00:40:14,638 --> 00:40:16,306 - It was there in the car, there... - Stop talking! 823 00:40:16,432 --> 00:40:18,934 I don't even want to try to imagine what 824 00:40:19,101 --> 00:40:20,102 "it". 825 00:40:20,436 --> 00:40:22,104 Let's do it over there, real quick, again? 826 00:40:24,231 --> 00:40:25,941 You're kind of slow, aren't you? 827 00:40:26,066 --> 00:40:27,443 Read with me then. 828 00:40:27,568 --> 00:40:29,820 I don't want anything 829 00:40:29,945 --> 00:40:32,322 with you. Go away. 830 00:40:34,366 --> 00:40:35,451 Show? 831 00:40:35,743 --> 00:40:36,952 Show! 832 00:40:37,161 --> 00:40:38,245 Show! 833 00:40:38,370 --> 00:40:40,622 Show! 834 00:40:41,248 --> 00:40:42,332 Home. 835 00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:43,375 Let's go. 836 00:40:43,751 --> 00:40:46,253 Jujube, my love for you, baby, 837 00:40:46,462 --> 00:40:48,255 is like my creatine, 838 00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:49,465 hard. 839 00:40:49,590 --> 00:40:50,632 Hard. 840 00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:52,468 How can a woman stand it, man? 841 00:40:52,593 --> 00:40:54,053 Damn it! 842 00:40:56,889 --> 00:40:58,849 Hey, Julia! Forgive me, go! 843 00:40:58,974 --> 00:41:01,143 I'll do anything for you. 844 00:41:03,187 --> 00:41:04,480 Anything? 845 00:41:23,874 --> 00:41:25,751 There, there, there! It's started! Go, go, go! 846 00:41:26,001 --> 00:41:27,294 There! It's started! 847 00:41:27,419 --> 00:41:28,796 Order up, man! 848 00:41:28,921 --> 00:41:30,672 Hold on, hold on, "Cabe�a"! Where are you going? 849 00:41:30,756 --> 00:41:31,882 I'll stay away from you! 850 00:41:32,007 --> 00:41:33,467 A meteor will fall on your face! 851 00:41:33,550 --> 00:41:35,094 I don't want to die. I don't want to die. Order up! 852 00:41:44,937 --> 00:41:48,524 I want to go back to being who I was! 853 00:41:48,857 --> 00:41:52,319 I really want to! 854 00:41:53,195 --> 00:41:57,324 Ah! 855 00:42:07,084 --> 00:42:08,544 Damn it! Say it right, man! 856 00:42:18,428 --> 00:42:21,140 I want to go back to being 857 00:42:21,265 --> 00:42:23,225 Julio again! 858 00:42:23,725 --> 00:42:25,561 Julio! 859 00:42:25,936 --> 00:42:28,230 Julius! 860 00:42:34,027 --> 00:42:35,112 Julius! 861 00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:37,239 Why do you throw yourself on the floor? 862 00:42:38,657 --> 00:42:39,950 It doesn't make any sense. 863 00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:42,870 It's my way here, okay? Leave me here. 864 00:42:42,995 --> 00:42:44,371 I'm doing business my way. 865 00:42:44,496 --> 00:42:45,581 Don't get involved here. 866 00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:52,379 I want to be a man again. 867 00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:09,521 There, you two, there. 868 00:43:09,813 --> 00:43:11,190 Doing what in the field? 869 00:43:11,648 --> 00:43:12,733 Let's go. Let's go. 870 00:43:12,816 --> 00:43:14,026 Moving along. 871 00:43:15,485 --> 00:43:18,113 Sorry, distinguished sir! It's over, it's over! 872 00:43:18,238 --> 00:43:19,406 It's over! 873 00:43:19,489 --> 00:43:21,033 Just a minute, we'll be right out. 874 00:43:21,283 --> 00:43:22,326 Circulating. 875 00:43:22,784 --> 00:43:24,119 What was that? 876 00:43:26,413 --> 00:43:27,539 It's not going to happen. 877 00:43:27,831 --> 00:43:29,291 What do you mean? But don't you just ask? 878 00:43:30,125 --> 00:43:31,043 No... 879 00:43:32,878 --> 00:43:34,379 I have to... 880 00:43:36,215 --> 00:43:37,424 wish. 881 00:43:38,217 --> 00:43:40,302 And the only thing I wish for now is 882 00:43:40,636 --> 00:43:42,638 to spend an afternoon with Melina again. 883 00:43:43,805 --> 00:43:45,140 You're kidding, right? 884 00:43:45,307 --> 00:43:46,516 No, "Cabe�a". 885 00:43:48,852 --> 00:43:50,812 Have you ever spent an afternoon with a beautiful 886 00:43:51,146 --> 00:43:52,648 beautiful girl you love? 887 00:43:52,773 --> 00:43:55,150 A girl who looks at you, 888 00:43:55,817 --> 00:43:57,152 who listens to you, 889 00:43:57,444 --> 00:43:59,821 who hugs you, who talks to you... 890 00:44:00,656 --> 00:44:03,242 Man, that is all about you? 891 00:44:05,786 --> 00:44:07,663 I never had that in the other life, 892 00:44:08,455 --> 00:44:10,874 but in this one, I can have it. 893 00:44:11,166 --> 00:44:12,459 You are a real man, aren't you? 894 00:44:13,252 --> 00:44:14,336 Why is that? 895 00:44:14,461 --> 00:44:16,213 Because only a guy would do something stupid like that 896 00:44:16,296 --> 00:44:17,464 just to get the girl. 897 00:44:17,547 --> 00:44:18,757 Oh, shut up! 898 00:44:18,882 --> 00:44:20,050 Shut up! 899 00:44:20,175 --> 00:44:22,261 - Come on. - Come on! 900 00:44:24,263 --> 00:44:25,472 Ju! 901 00:44:25,681 --> 00:44:26,848 It's about time. 902 00:44:26,974 --> 00:44:28,058 You cooked? 903 00:44:28,183 --> 00:44:29,351 For me? 904 00:44:29,476 --> 00:44:30,686 You did? 905 00:44:30,852 --> 00:44:31,979 Hey! 906 00:44:32,187 --> 00:44:34,064 Of course you did! I always cook for us. 907 00:44:35,482 --> 00:44:36,566 Thanks! 908 00:44:36,692 --> 00:44:37,776 Thank you. Thank you. 909 00:44:46,910 --> 00:44:48,370 Hey! Thanks for the tip. 910 00:44:48,870 --> 00:44:49,871 What tip? 911 00:44:51,290 --> 00:44:53,500 The tip you gave me to get to Adri's. 912 00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:54,876 It worked well. 913 00:44:55,002 --> 00:44:56,086 Which Adri? 914 00:44:57,587 --> 00:44:58,880 Adriana Pinho. 915 00:44:59,006 --> 00:45:00,007 From my office. 916 00:45:01,633 --> 00:45:04,094 Fuck you, Alexandre! 917 00:45:04,219 --> 00:45:06,138 You've already caught Adriana Pinho in the 8th grade. 918 00:45:06,513 --> 00:45:08,515 In fact, you took the whole 8th grade. 919 00:45:08,807 --> 00:45:10,517 Then you took the seventh grade, 920 00:45:10,642 --> 00:45:11,727 the sixth grade. 921 00:45:11,852 --> 00:45:13,020 You took the whole street. 922 00:45:13,145 --> 00:45:14,271 You are Alexandre Martinez. 923 00:45:14,646 --> 00:45:16,398 What year was this? Are you taking me out? 924 00:45:17,733 --> 00:45:18,900 I swear I'm not. 925 00:45:20,068 --> 00:45:23,238 It's not my fault that I'm an arrested wheel, okay? 926 00:45:25,615 --> 00:45:28,035 You didn't grow up with your father saying: 927 00:45:28,827 --> 00:45:30,787 "Don't do to anyone what you don't want me to do 928 00:45:30,871 --> 00:45:31,830 with your sister." 929 00:45:32,456 --> 00:45:33,540 Result: 930 00:45:33,832 --> 00:45:36,126 I went kissing for the first time when I was 18. 931 00:45:40,047 --> 00:45:41,340 I understand you. 932 00:45:44,593 --> 00:45:46,845 What kind of world is this that my brother picks up my plate? 933 00:47:02,462 --> 00:47:03,713 It stopped! 934 00:47:03,839 --> 00:47:06,508 What was Scarlett Johansson's dress at the Oscars? 935 00:47:06,633 --> 00:47:08,510 Guys, I need 936 00:47:08,635 --> 00:47:09,719 that slit! 937 00:47:09,928 --> 00:47:11,221 No, it was too much! 938 00:47:11,471 --> 00:47:12,514 Julia! Julia! 939 00:47:12,764 --> 00:47:14,224 - I wanted to talk to you. - Hold on, "Cabe�a". 940 00:47:14,349 --> 00:47:15,934 A friend of mine in Italy has already worn that dress 941 00:47:16,059 --> 00:47:17,519 - at a wedding. That's true. - Really? Guys. 942 00:47:17,644 --> 00:47:19,396 - I'll be right back, okay? - I have a look-alike. 943 00:47:21,231 --> 00:47:22,524 There! It stopped, "Cabe�a"! 944 00:47:22,774 --> 00:47:24,359 Julia, there's going to be a meteor shower tomorrow! 945 00:47:24,568 --> 00:47:25,861 For God's sake! 946 00:47:25,986 --> 00:47:27,779 You are burning my film with my friends! 947 00:47:27,946 --> 00:47:29,114 - What? - Yeah! 948 00:47:29,197 --> 00:47:30,699 The girls think you're funny, okay? 949 00:47:30,866 --> 00:47:32,951 Relax, Alicia likes your hair, at least. 950 00:47:33,076 --> 00:47:34,953 Oh yeah? And what are you guys doing later? 951 00:47:35,078 --> 00:47:37,205 You're going to shave and watch "The Kardashian Sisters", right? 952 00:47:37,330 --> 00:47:38,457 The show is good. 953 00:47:38,582 --> 00:47:40,250 Kim's ass is huge, even vulgar. 954 00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:41,668 But the show is good. 955 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,086 Julia, come here. 956 00:47:43,378 --> 00:47:45,589 Are you really enjoying the life of a little woman? 957 00:47:45,839 --> 00:47:47,007 Look, "Cabe�a"... 958 00:47:47,757 --> 00:47:48,967 I am, man! 959 00:47:49,259 --> 00:47:50,385 I am. 960 00:47:50,594 --> 00:47:51,970 It's fucking great! 961 00:47:52,095 --> 00:47:53,597 My brother treats me better, 962 00:47:53,722 --> 00:47:54,764 my father too. 963 00:47:54,890 --> 00:47:56,600 People smile at me. 964 00:47:56,725 --> 00:47:58,768 They open doors, pull out chairs. 965 00:47:58,894 --> 00:48:00,562 They invite me to parties, man! 966 00:48:00,729 --> 00:48:01,897 You know how it is. 967 00:48:02,022 --> 00:48:03,607 I'd say something far-fetched, 968 00:48:03,732 --> 00:48:04,774 they look at me with disgust. 969 00:48:04,858 --> 00:48:06,693 Now I speak any shit, I speak any nonsense 970 00:48:06,818 --> 00:48:07,986 and they think I'm smart! 971 00:48:08,278 --> 00:48:09,696 To be a woman, "Cabe�a"... 972 00:48:11,698 --> 00:48:13,116 Being a woman... 973 00:48:13,283 --> 00:48:14,784 is like... 974 00:48:15,494 --> 00:48:16,912 it's like being... 975 00:48:17,537 --> 00:48:18,663 an X-Men. 976 00:48:18,747 --> 00:48:20,040 And I'm Wolverine. 977 00:48:20,207 --> 00:48:22,918 Wolverine has claws and an adamantium skeleton. 978 00:48:23,043 --> 00:48:24,503 You only have two breasts and a vagina. 979 00:48:24,586 --> 00:48:25,754 Trust me, Little "Cabe�a". 980 00:48:26,296 --> 00:48:27,714 I have the advantage! 981 00:48:28,006 --> 00:48:29,799 Hey, girls! 982 00:48:42,771 --> 00:48:44,231 What is this little colorful cell phone? 983 00:48:44,356 --> 00:48:45,815 It's a corny thing, full of sequins! 984 00:48:45,941 --> 00:48:47,275 Tsc! I got into character. 985 00:48:47,359 --> 00:48:49,569 Yeah, this way, soon, someone will get into you. 986 00:48:50,445 --> 00:48:51,571 Fuck you! 987 00:48:51,655 --> 00:48:53,156 You know I like women. 988 00:48:53,281 --> 00:48:55,909 Ah, Paulo Gustavo too. He turns one every chance he gets. 989 00:48:56,034 --> 00:48:57,410 Fuck you. 990 00:48:58,161 --> 00:48:59,246 What the... 991 00:48:59,371 --> 00:49:00,664 What's up, kid? Are you crazy? 992 00:49:01,957 --> 00:49:03,083 You don't hit women. 993 00:49:03,291 --> 00:49:04,459 Oh, come on! My... 994 00:49:04,751 --> 00:49:05,669 My friend... 995 00:49:06,044 --> 00:49:07,045 sweetheart. 996 00:49:08,213 --> 00:49:09,714 Wow! 997 00:49:09,965 --> 00:49:11,174 Hello? 998 00:49:11,299 --> 00:49:12,467 Wolverine? 999 00:49:12,592 --> 00:49:13,843 Nobody does that for you, right? 1000 00:49:14,094 --> 00:49:15,262 Oh, yeah! Thank you. 1001 00:49:15,387 --> 00:49:16,555 Sorry 1002 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,848 to interrupt your little phone call here. 1003 00:49:19,766 --> 00:49:20,850 Sorry, professor! 1004 00:49:20,976 --> 00:49:22,143 Oh, always you, dear! 1005 00:49:22,269 --> 00:49:23,478 - Sorry. 1006 00:49:23,687 --> 00:49:24,980 Do you want to come here and do it for me? 1007 00:49:25,105 --> 00:49:26,731 No. I'm really sorry, okay? 1008 00:49:26,982 --> 00:49:27,857 That's good. 1009 00:49:28,108 --> 00:49:29,985 I don't want to humiliate you? 1010 00:49:32,487 --> 00:49:34,781 I know my salary isn't that great, 1011 00:49:34,906 --> 00:49:35,949 but humiliate me for what? 1012 00:49:36,032 --> 00:49:37,117 Yeah, so, 1013 00:49:37,701 --> 00:49:39,995 because you say that the central equation there 1014 00:49:40,078 --> 00:49:40,954 is biquadratic, 1015 00:49:41,121 --> 00:49:42,914 but it has an x raised to the cube. 1016 00:49:43,123 --> 00:49:45,375 A biquadratic equation is only with even numbers. 1017 00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:47,794 This affected the result, right? Which is completely wrong. 1018 00:49:49,629 --> 00:49:50,714 Shh! 1019 00:49:50,839 --> 00:49:53,008 Yeah, but it's right here with my book. 1020 00:49:53,717 --> 00:49:55,093 Excuse me, professor. 1021 00:49:55,218 --> 00:49:57,220 Your book is from 2012. 1022 00:49:57,345 --> 00:49:59,889 The 2014 edition, Errata has already corrected it. 1023 00:50:02,726 --> 00:50:04,603 It is correct, professor. 1024 00:50:04,728 --> 00:50:06,896 Correcting other people's mistakes is easy. 1025 00:50:07,022 --> 00:50:08,815 I want to see you do it. 1026 00:50:10,900 --> 00:50:11,985 Worth a grade? 1027 00:50:33,548 --> 00:50:37,344 Young man, after that, I've got a hard-on for her. 1028 00:50:37,927 --> 00:50:39,054 Julia! 1029 00:50:39,554 --> 00:50:41,931 I have to confess something. 1030 00:50:42,057 --> 00:50:44,434 You surprised me today, young lady. 1031 00:50:44,768 --> 00:50:46,144 How did you improve so much? 1032 00:50:46,811 --> 00:50:48,104 Ah, dom. 1033 00:50:48,438 --> 00:50:51,149 Well, Miss. I have a proposal for you. 1034 00:50:51,775 --> 00:50:53,777 You know that intercollegiate mathematics olympiad? 1035 00:50:53,943 --> 00:50:54,819 Hum-rum. 1036 00:50:55,070 --> 00:50:56,237 I've won it twice. 1037 00:50:56,696 --> 00:50:57,781 When? 1038 00:50:58,031 --> 00:50:58,948 Oh, uh... 1039 00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:01,660 Sleeping, right? 1040 00:51:01,785 --> 00:51:03,203 - Dreaming. - Ah... 1041 00:51:03,328 --> 00:51:04,412 That's my big dream. 1042 00:51:04,788 --> 00:51:06,164 That will come true. 1043 00:51:06,665 --> 00:51:08,875 - Really? - I'll sign you up today. 1044 00:51:09,876 --> 00:51:11,211 I want to. I'm in. 1045 00:51:11,544 --> 00:51:12,629 Congratulations, see? 1046 00:51:12,962 --> 00:51:14,172 Alright! 1047 00:51:17,008 --> 00:51:19,094 Ju, movie at home, today, just the two of us. 1048 00:51:19,344 --> 00:51:20,303 I'll be there in a minute. 1049 00:51:20,428 --> 00:51:21,680 Kiss. 1050 00:51:21,805 --> 00:51:24,307 "Cabe�a"! "Cabe�a"! 1051 00:51:24,432 --> 00:51:26,184 This life, man, 1052 00:51:26,309 --> 00:51:29,604 it's per-perfect! 1053 00:51:30,021 --> 00:51:31,523 I'll even give you a kiss now. 1054 00:51:31,815 --> 00:51:32,899 Really? 1055 00:51:33,316 --> 00:51:35,902 Just kidding! 1056 00:51:36,444 --> 00:51:37,445 Dude... 1057 00:51:37,570 --> 00:51:39,072 you're a fraud. Tsk! 1058 00:52:20,780 --> 00:52:23,241 This movie kills me, it kills my life, 1059 00:52:23,742 --> 00:52:25,952 ends with all my expectations of happiness 1060 00:52:26,077 --> 00:52:27,245 for the future. 1061 00:52:28,163 --> 00:52:29,247 With me too. 1062 00:52:29,956 --> 00:52:31,374 Very strong, isn't it? 1063 00:52:33,460 --> 00:52:35,253 Will I ever meet a guy like that? 1064 00:52:37,505 --> 00:52:38,715 With cancer? 1065 00:52:38,882 --> 00:52:40,258 No, Julia. How horrible! 1066 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,386 A real love, I don't know. 1067 00:52:45,013 --> 00:52:46,556 You're kidding, right, Mel? 1068 00:52:47,766 --> 00:52:49,684 You can choose anyone you want. 1069 00:52:49,809 --> 00:52:51,060 The whole school wants to get you. 1070 00:52:51,895 --> 00:52:53,772 Not "get"! I'm talking about... 1071 00:52:54,189 --> 00:52:56,065 someone who looks at me... 1072 00:52:56,566 --> 00:52:59,194 and isn't afraid to say what he feels. 1073 00:52:59,402 --> 00:53:01,196 - You know? - Oh, yeah. 1074 00:53:01,488 --> 00:53:03,782 Do you give these people a chance? 1075 00:53:04,491 --> 00:53:07,410 Or do you only care about asshole guys, like... 1076 00:53:07,911 --> 00:53:09,412 Douglas, for example? 1077 00:53:09,537 --> 00:53:12,290 Because he's rich, has a car, is older. 1078 00:53:12,415 --> 00:53:14,209 "Hello?", this is you, isn't it, Julia? 1079 00:53:14,334 --> 00:53:16,503 Douglas wouldn't have a chance with me, honey. 1080 00:53:16,628 --> 00:53:17,545 Not even in another incarnation. 1081 00:53:17,837 --> 00:53:19,422 Yeah, right... 1082 00:53:19,714 --> 00:53:20,799 What do you mean by that? 1083 00:53:22,717 --> 00:53:23,927 Never mind. 1084 00:53:24,052 --> 00:53:26,304 Why don't you change... 1085 00:53:26,888 --> 00:53:27,847 your pattern? 1086 00:53:29,307 --> 00:53:31,810 And what is this pattern I have now? 1087 00:53:34,354 --> 00:53:35,605 Okay, fine. 1088 00:53:35,730 --> 00:53:37,315 There is no pattern, 1089 00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,442 but they say that every form of love 1090 00:53:39,567 --> 00:53:40,735 is worth it, right? 1091 00:53:41,069 --> 00:53:43,947 Why don't you open your guard to another kind of guy? 1092 00:53:44,072 --> 00:53:45,615 Another kind of people? 1093 00:53:46,449 --> 00:53:47,742 People? 1094 00:53:50,620 --> 00:53:52,330 It's time for you to give a chance 1095 00:53:52,455 --> 00:53:53,748 for those who really love you. 1096 00:53:55,625 --> 00:53:57,836 And who really loves me, Ju? 1097 00:54:03,049 --> 00:54:04,342 I don't know. 1098 00:54:05,134 --> 00:54:06,553 There's always someone, right? 1099 00:54:09,264 --> 00:54:10,473 Mel... 1100 00:54:11,766 --> 00:54:12,976 Mel... 1101 00:54:14,602 --> 00:54:17,021 I... I... 1102 00:54:18,481 --> 00:54:21,651 wanted to show you what's playing 1103 00:54:22,068 --> 00:54:24,279 on Telecine! Star Wars. 1104 00:54:24,404 --> 00:54:25,780 Do you like it? Let's go? 1105 00:54:26,281 --> 00:54:27,365 Star Wars? 1106 00:54:30,368 --> 00:54:31,536 Or... 1107 00:54:32,495 --> 00:54:36,082 Like I Was Before You. 1108 00:54:37,792 --> 00:54:39,168 Wonderful! 1109 00:54:39,294 --> 00:54:41,087 It kills me, my life, 1110 00:54:41,212 --> 00:54:44,757 my whole expectation of happiness in life, 1111 00:54:44,883 --> 00:54:46,551 forever and ever. 1112 00:54:46,885 --> 00:54:47,802 I love... 1113 00:54:50,638 --> 00:54:52,098 I'm going to... 1114 00:54:52,682 --> 00:54:53,892 get some more popcorn. 1115 00:54:54,017 --> 00:54:55,059 I'll... be right back. 1116 00:54:55,810 --> 00:54:59,606 Daddy! 1117 00:55:01,149 --> 00:55:03,276 What is it, my child? What happened? 1118 00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:05,028 I have to go to the doctor. 1119 00:55:05,153 --> 00:55:06,321 Now! 1120 00:55:06,529 --> 00:55:07,822 Doctor? 1121 00:55:08,323 --> 00:55:09,407 Yes. 1122 00:55:09,532 --> 00:55:11,034 So, look, you... 1123 00:55:11,409 --> 00:55:12,827 My God in Heaven! 1124 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:15,413 Hold on, princess! 1125 00:55:15,496 --> 00:55:16,414 I'm going to... I... 1126 00:55:16,497 --> 00:55:17,999 - Ah! - Ouch! 1127 00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:20,126 Fuck! 1128 00:55:21,252 --> 00:55:22,545 Ouch! 1129 00:55:22,670 --> 00:55:24,130 What's wrong with me? 1130 00:55:24,464 --> 00:55:25,840 What do I have, doctor? 1131 00:55:27,050 --> 00:55:28,635 Menstrual cramps. 1132 00:55:29,969 --> 00:55:31,387 Is that what it is? 1133 00:55:31,554 --> 00:55:33,640 But what is it now, Julinha? 1134 00:55:33,765 --> 00:55:35,850 You've been menstruating since you were ten. 1135 00:55:35,975 --> 00:55:38,645 "Oh, you never forget your first tampon." 1136 00:55:38,770 --> 00:55:40,063 I gave it to you, didn't I? 1137 00:55:40,188 --> 00:55:41,940 No, no, no! No, doctor. 1138 00:55:42,065 --> 00:55:44,150 This is the worst pain I have ever felt in my life! 1139 00:55:44,275 --> 00:55:46,152 - There must be a cure for this! - And there is. 1140 00:55:46,277 --> 00:55:47,570 It's called "menopause". 1141 00:55:47,695 --> 00:55:49,072 It saves my life. 1142 00:55:49,197 --> 00:55:50,740 But I already told you, honey. 1143 00:55:50,865 --> 00:55:52,492 It gets better when you start having sex. 1144 00:55:52,992 --> 00:55:54,911 Beginning, doctor! What beginning? 1145 00:55:55,078 --> 00:55:56,871 Come on! You're a virgin! 1146 00:55:57,747 --> 00:55:58,748 Impossible! 1147 00:55:58,957 --> 00:56:01,250 How impossible? I just examined you. 1148 00:56:01,376 --> 00:56:02,752 �! Closed. 1149 00:56:04,087 --> 00:56:05,463 Are you sure? 1150 00:56:05,588 --> 00:56:07,173 You saw me there. Are you sure? 1151 00:56:07,382 --> 00:56:08,675 But what is this, Julia? 1152 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,928 How can you not know if you're a virgin or not, my child? 1153 00:56:12,220 --> 00:56:14,472 No, I do, I know, it's... 1154 00:56:15,014 --> 00:56:16,265 I traveled here. 1155 00:56:16,391 --> 00:56:18,101 The whole school is talking, so... 1156 00:56:18,226 --> 00:56:19,686 I end up doubting myself. 1157 00:56:19,811 --> 00:56:22,981 But each one is each in her own time, Julinha. 1158 00:56:23,106 --> 00:56:27,110 I lost my virginity when I was 19, in college. 1159 00:56:27,235 --> 00:56:29,570 But, since high school, everyone thought 1160 00:56:29,654 --> 00:56:32,031 I had already had sex with God and the world. 1161 00:56:32,323 --> 00:56:33,908 But that's it, isn't it? 1162 00:56:34,033 --> 00:56:36,119 Cute, sassy, 1163 00:56:36,244 --> 00:56:38,246 body, breasts, what is it? 1164 00:56:38,538 --> 00:56:39,414 Chicken! 1165 00:56:40,206 --> 00:56:43,001 The person doesn't have sex with anyone and still gets the reputation of a whore. 1166 00:56:43,126 --> 00:56:46,713 Ah, then men say that it is us who believe in fairy tales. 1167 00:56:47,213 --> 00:56:49,298 who believe in fairy tales. 1168 00:56:49,424 --> 00:56:51,009 Ah! One a day. 1169 00:56:51,134 --> 00:56:52,093 Okay. 1170 00:56:52,427 --> 00:56:53,511 Doctor? 1171 00:56:54,804 --> 00:56:55,930 Closed? 1172 00:56:56,055 --> 00:56:57,223 �! 1173 00:56:58,725 --> 00:57:00,935 Hey! What did the doctor say? 1174 00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:02,228 Nothing. 1175 00:57:02,353 --> 00:57:04,439 Dad, let's go, I still want to go to class. 1176 00:57:04,564 --> 00:57:05,732 Hold on, my child. 1177 00:57:06,524 --> 00:57:07,650 See you later. 1178 00:57:09,068 --> 00:57:11,738 But why do you still want to go to school, my child? 1179 00:57:11,821 --> 00:57:13,448 Dad, why wouldn't I? 1180 00:57:13,573 --> 00:57:15,533 - Come on, the elevator is here. - Because anything 1181 00:57:15,658 --> 00:57:17,035 is a reason for you to miss school. 1182 00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:20,163 You've already skipped school because of allergies. 1183 00:57:20,455 --> 00:57:22,248 Okay, but I won't miss today. 1184 00:57:22,540 --> 00:57:25,460 After all, what did the doctor say you have? 1185 00:57:28,671 --> 00:57:30,465 Colic? 1186 00:57:30,590 --> 00:57:32,675 You made me miss half a day of work 1187 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,343 because of colic, Julia? 1188 00:57:34,469 --> 00:57:36,179 You have no idea what it is. 1189 00:57:36,304 --> 00:57:37,764 No man has it. 1190 00:57:38,181 --> 00:57:39,849 Am I laughing or am I crying about it? 1191 00:57:39,974 --> 00:57:42,685 Julia, my child, you have it every month! 1192 00:57:42,810 --> 00:57:44,979 Am I laughing or am I crying? 1193 00:57:45,104 --> 00:57:46,731 I'm laughing, but I'm crying. 1194 00:57:49,692 --> 00:57:50,693 Here, Dad. 1195 00:57:50,860 --> 00:57:52,695 I need these math books. 1196 00:57:54,113 --> 00:57:55,782 "Advanced mathematics"? 1197 00:57:55,990 --> 00:57:57,867 No, wait! Wait! Wait, wait... 1198 00:57:57,992 --> 00:57:59,035 Now you've confused me. 1199 00:57:59,118 --> 00:58:00,495 Dad, there's nothing wrong. Let's go. 1200 00:58:00,620 --> 00:58:01,788 What do you mean, honey? 1201 00:58:01,913 --> 00:58:03,706 Until last week, you didn't even know 1202 00:58:03,831 --> 00:58:05,083 not even the right multiplication table. 1203 00:58:05,792 --> 00:58:07,919 Because I'm going to participate in the Math Olympiad. 1204 00:58:08,044 --> 00:58:09,587 Ah! 1205 00:58:09,879 --> 00:58:11,089 I get it. 1206 00:58:11,380 --> 00:58:13,591 Is it a kind of "Paralympics"? 1207 00:58:15,134 --> 00:58:16,302 Good girl. 1208 00:58:26,771 --> 00:58:28,272 So, did I miss much? 1209 00:58:28,523 --> 00:58:30,399 No. You're talking about marine ecology, 1210 00:58:30,525 --> 00:58:31,692 ecosystems, that sort of thing. 1211 00:58:51,379 --> 00:58:52,421 "Cabe�a"! 1212 00:58:52,547 --> 00:58:53,923 I've lived it. 1213 00:58:54,048 --> 00:58:55,424 I've seen this scene! 1214 00:58:55,716 --> 00:58:57,635 Oh, you had a d�j� vu! 1215 00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:59,387 That's normal. D�j� vu, everybody has it. 1216 00:58:59,470 --> 00:59:01,055 I was in this class, in another life. 1217 00:59:01,180 --> 00:59:02,223 Let me tell you something. 1218 00:59:02,306 --> 00:59:03,266 Everything in class is the same. 1219 00:59:03,391 --> 00:59:04,642 No, no. 1220 00:59:08,062 --> 00:59:09,564 If I'm right, 1221 00:59:09,689 --> 00:59:12,650 Alicia will ask the stupidest question in the world. 1222 00:59:12,775 --> 00:59:13,943 Teacher? 1223 00:59:14,402 --> 00:59:15,653 Is an earthworm an insect? 1224 00:59:19,699 --> 00:59:21,659 A novelty. She always asks stupid questions. 1225 00:59:21,868 --> 00:59:23,161 She will be in doubt. 1226 00:59:23,286 --> 00:59:25,163 No, it's serious, people. Is it or isn't it? 1227 00:59:28,082 --> 00:59:30,459 It must be boring to be a dork in two different dimensions. 1228 00:59:30,585 --> 00:59:32,086 in two different dimensions. 1229 00:59:32,503 --> 00:59:33,796 You guys. 1230 00:59:33,963 --> 00:59:36,591 you need to get out of the books a little bit, you know? 1231 00:59:36,716 --> 00:59:39,468 Do you realize how serious this situation is? 1232 00:59:39,802 --> 00:59:42,305 This is the class where Nelson is going to talk about the field trip! 1233 00:59:42,430 --> 00:59:44,891 Why don't you take a field trip? 1234 00:59:45,016 --> 00:59:46,475 - To where? - I'm telling you! 1235 00:59:46,601 --> 00:59:48,811 It's nearby, in B�zios. There is the virgin beach, people! 1236 00:59:49,020 --> 00:59:51,355 Which is preserved. Take a weekend and do some research. 1237 00:59:51,606 --> 00:59:53,482 - Can we do it on Saturday? - Yeah, that's fine with me. 1238 00:59:55,026 --> 00:59:56,027 Hey! 1239 00:59:56,444 --> 00:59:57,653 Get the map! The map! 1240 00:59:58,321 --> 00:59:59,488 Okay, class is over. 1241 00:59:59,614 --> 01:00:00,865 You don't have to talk like that anymore. 1242 01:00:06,913 --> 01:00:09,123 Holy crap! There's a meteor shower on Saturday. 1243 01:00:09,248 --> 01:00:10,833 - It starts at 7:34. - Seven thirty-four. 1244 01:00:12,210 --> 01:00:15,004 Julia, it's not a coincidence! It's a sign. 1245 01:00:15,129 --> 01:00:16,339 But the date doesn't match. 1246 01:00:16,464 --> 01:00:19,091 Julia, in this dimension, you are a woman and my sister is a lesbian. 1247 01:00:19,175 --> 01:00:20,885 Do you want more difference than that? 1248 01:00:20,968 --> 01:00:23,721 "Cabe�a", I can make this request anytime, anywhere. 1249 01:00:23,804 --> 01:00:26,515 You can't be sure of that. You've already done it and it didn't work out. 1250 01:00:26,641 --> 01:00:27,850 Oh, Julia! 1251 01:00:27,975 --> 01:00:29,143 This could be the last chance 1252 01:00:29,227 --> 01:00:30,937 for you to go back to the way you were. 1253 01:00:31,437 --> 01:00:32,730 Will you risk it? 1254 01:00:48,871 --> 01:00:49,956 Hello! 1255 01:00:50,373 --> 01:00:51,332 Hello. 1256 01:00:51,457 --> 01:00:53,000 I really need to talk to you. 1257 01:00:53,084 --> 01:00:54,669 - I even brought us some ice cream. - Ju! No can do. 1258 01:00:54,794 --> 01:00:56,254 I'm in the middle of my private math class. 1259 01:00:56,379 --> 01:00:58,714 Math class, Mel? I could have helped you, right? 1260 01:00:58,839 --> 01:01:00,216 Yeah. My dad almost died of a heart attack, 1261 01:01:00,341 --> 01:01:01,884 when I told him about you helping me, right? 1262 01:01:02,009 --> 01:01:03,886 He doesn't trust you, ever since that thing... 1263 01:01:04,011 --> 01:01:05,263 ...with the weed. 1264 01:01:05,388 --> 01:01:06,555 Oh, man! I don't... 1265 01:01:06,681 --> 01:01:08,057 Okay, fine. Let it go. 1266 01:01:08,683 --> 01:01:09,600 Check it out... 1267 01:01:09,892 --> 01:01:10,977 Melina? 1268 01:01:11,143 --> 01:01:12,895 I have another class after yours. 1269 01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:13,896 It won't take long. 1270 01:01:14,063 --> 01:01:15,564 - Okay? - Okay, Vini. 1271 01:01:18,317 --> 01:01:19,402 "Vini?" 1272 01:01:19,568 --> 01:01:20,695 Isn't he gorgeous? 1273 01:01:23,072 --> 01:01:24,323 Oh, he's kind of... 1274 01:01:24,699 --> 01:01:25,700 I don't know... 1275 01:01:25,825 --> 01:01:27,618 He looks like a donkey. He studies at the IME. 1276 01:01:27,743 --> 01:01:29,120 You don't even know this guy. 1277 01:01:29,203 --> 01:01:30,204 He's a friend of the family. 1278 01:01:33,416 --> 01:01:34,792 Mel, he's a fag, that's for sure. 1279 01:01:35,042 --> 01:01:36,252 He's already asked me out. 1280 01:01:36,544 --> 01:01:37,670 - Has he? - Shh. 1281 01:01:37,753 --> 01:01:39,005 He asked me out in the first class. 1282 01:01:39,130 --> 01:01:40,256 We're in our second class. 1283 01:01:40,339 --> 01:01:41,549 Oh, Ju! He is amazing. 1284 01:01:41,841 --> 01:01:43,634 And I'm following your advice, right? 1285 01:01:43,843 --> 01:01:45,678 To meet different people. You said that. 1286 01:01:46,137 --> 01:01:48,014 But I wasn't talking about him, was I? 1287 01:01:49,015 --> 01:01:50,516 Melina? Come on! 1288 01:01:51,309 --> 01:01:53,561 I have to go. Thank you, my friend! 1289 01:01:54,312 --> 01:01:55,604 We'll talk, okay? 1290 01:02:12,747 --> 01:02:13,831 Renata. 1291 01:02:13,956 --> 01:02:15,374 What's up, Julia? How are you? 1292 01:02:15,458 --> 01:02:16,459 - Fine. - Is your brother there? 1293 01:02:16,751 --> 01:02:17,960 No. He went out with my mom. 1294 01:02:18,127 --> 01:02:19,337 They have therapy today. 1295 01:02:19,545 --> 01:02:20,880 That's why he missed me. 1296 01:02:22,965 --> 01:02:23,841 Come here. 1297 01:02:23,966 --> 01:02:25,009 Gee, but... 1298 01:02:25,092 --> 01:02:26,302 you don't want to come in and wait, do you? 1299 01:02:26,594 --> 01:02:27,762 No. I have to go anyway. 1300 01:02:29,638 --> 01:02:30,848 I mean... 1301 01:02:31,223 --> 01:02:32,224 I don't know. 1302 01:02:32,475 --> 01:02:33,351 Suddenly... 1303 01:02:33,684 --> 01:02:35,269 You're not going to let this ice cream melt, are you? 1304 01:02:40,566 --> 01:02:43,986 ? Is that it? 1305 01:02:44,987 --> 01:02:49,992 ? How did we think it would be? 1306 01:02:50,659 --> 01:02:55,915 ? ? life so simple is good? 1307 01:02:58,626 --> 01:03:00,795 ? Almost always...? 1308 01:03:04,382 --> 01:03:05,383 Julia? 1309 01:03:06,092 --> 01:03:07,301 Huh? 1310 01:03:07,802 --> 01:03:09,970 What do you talk so much about with my brother? 1311 01:03:10,137 --> 01:03:12,098 Oh, Renata, we talk about everything, right? 1312 01:03:12,223 --> 01:03:13,307 We talk about 1313 01:03:13,599 --> 01:03:17,019 television, series, our favorite movies. 1314 01:03:17,144 --> 01:03:18,687 - Huh? - Life... 1315 01:03:19,397 --> 01:03:20,689 about women. 1316 01:03:20,981 --> 01:03:21,899 Women? 1317 01:03:22,233 --> 01:03:24,193 You talk to my brother about women? 1318 01:03:24,568 --> 01:03:25,778 We understand each other. 1319 01:03:25,903 --> 01:03:27,321 Hum-rum. 1320 01:03:27,738 --> 01:03:30,533 Julia, the "Cabe�a" is a nail who doesn't understand anything about women. 1321 01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,619 The only person who understands women in this house... 1322 01:03:34,954 --> 01:03:35,913 is me. 1323 01:03:36,330 --> 01:03:37,415 Do you understand? 1324 01:03:38,999 --> 01:03:40,209 Renata, you can help me. 1325 01:03:40,459 --> 01:03:41,919 Yes, I can. 1326 01:03:43,045 --> 01:03:44,839 Wait! Help you with what? 1327 01:03:45,297 --> 01:03:46,424 Renata... 1328 01:03:47,716 --> 01:03:48,843 I like women. 1329 01:03:49,051 --> 01:03:50,177 I knew that. 1330 01:03:50,302 --> 01:03:51,345 But... 1331 01:03:52,638 --> 01:03:53,639 I like Melina. 1332 01:03:54,557 --> 01:03:56,142 - Melina. - Ah! 1333 01:03:56,267 --> 01:03:58,853 Oh, yeah! Sorry. Sorry, I... 1334 01:03:58,978 --> 01:04:00,729 I thought there was something going on. 1335 01:04:00,980 --> 01:04:02,440 No! There was, there was. 1336 01:04:02,565 --> 01:04:03,858 - It was! - It was... it was... 1337 01:04:03,983 --> 01:04:05,234 I mean, it was... 1338 01:04:05,359 --> 01:04:07,570 - Did it happen? - Yes. Because you're beautiful... 1339 01:04:07,653 --> 01:04:08,737 You're beautiful too. 1340 01:04:08,821 --> 01:04:10,156 It was going on, but it's Melina's! 1341 01:04:10,281 --> 01:04:11,365 I like Melina. 1342 01:04:11,490 --> 01:04:12,741 I like Melina a lot. 1343 01:04:22,168 --> 01:04:24,753 So? Do you think she likes you? 1344 01:04:26,255 --> 01:04:27,381 I'm sure she does. 1345 01:04:27,506 --> 01:04:29,508 Melina just can't admit it, you know? 1346 01:04:29,717 --> 01:04:31,260 It's complicated. 1347 01:04:31,886 --> 01:04:33,888 How can I win over a girl 1348 01:04:34,013 --> 01:04:35,473 who only sees me as a friend... friend? 1349 01:04:35,973 --> 01:04:37,641 Nobody is anybody's conquest. 1350 01:04:37,892 --> 01:04:39,393 Nobody is a trophy, you know? 1351 01:04:39,477 --> 01:04:40,561 This is just dumb man stuff. 1352 01:04:42,146 --> 01:04:44,273 You have to seduce her, it's different. 1353 01:04:44,690 --> 01:04:45,983 And seducing a girl 1354 01:04:46,108 --> 01:04:47,902 is almost the same thing as seducing a guy. 1355 01:04:48,027 --> 01:04:49,403 Because seduction is in the soul. 1356 01:04:49,612 --> 01:04:50,696 Not in the body. 1357 01:04:51,155 --> 01:04:52,239 Do you understand? 1358 01:04:52,781 --> 01:04:55,868 Of course it is a matter of production, aesthetics, like that. 1359 01:04:55,993 --> 01:04:58,204 It is not the main thing, but it can help. 1360 01:04:58,621 --> 01:05:00,206 You don't need help with this, do you? 1361 01:05:00,539 --> 01:05:01,707 No, I do. 1362 01:05:01,832 --> 01:05:03,417 I need help, I really need it. 1363 01:05:03,542 --> 01:05:04,919 - I need it. - Need it? 1364 01:05:05,252 --> 01:05:06,295 Renata, 1365 01:05:06,420 --> 01:05:08,506 I've never seduced a girl before. 1366 01:05:09,757 --> 01:05:10,925 Help me. 1367 01:05:13,636 --> 01:05:14,803 Tsk! 1368 01:05:16,555 --> 01:05:18,432 What can't I do for love, right? 1369 01:05:18,724 --> 01:05:19,767 Yeah. 1370 01:05:19,934 --> 01:05:21,894 Tore the boys head off. 1371 01:05:22,061 --> 01:05:23,437 Dad, I'm going out with Renata, okay? 1372 01:05:23,646 --> 01:05:25,814 - Okay, my daughter. - Thanks, Renata! Thanks, Renata! I'm gone! 1373 01:05:25,940 --> 01:05:27,441 Go with God. 1374 01:05:28,025 --> 01:05:29,026 Wait a minute. 1375 01:05:29,735 --> 01:05:31,237 Who is Renata? 1376 01:05:31,362 --> 01:05:33,155 She's Mr. Eudes' daughter. 1377 01:05:51,966 --> 01:05:53,259 What do you think? 1378 01:05:53,384 --> 01:05:54,552 No. 1379 01:05:56,679 --> 01:05:58,764 - What do you think... - Hi! Okay. Can you help me? 1380 01:06:00,808 --> 01:06:02,351 - What do you think? - Jesus Christ! I can't... 1381 01:06:02,476 --> 01:06:04,812 No. This one, look. 1382 01:06:08,566 --> 01:06:10,150 Here, Renata. This cleavage here, man. 1383 01:06:10,234 --> 01:06:11,318 It's the best! 1384 01:06:11,569 --> 01:06:12,444 Great for what? 1385 01:06:12,611 --> 01:06:13,696 Man! Cool! 1386 01:06:13,779 --> 01:06:15,364 - It's perfect. - Come on! 1387 01:06:15,489 --> 01:06:17,783 To get the attention of little idiot boys, 1388 01:06:17,950 --> 01:06:19,285 macho boy who only wants to look at your breasts. 1389 01:06:19,493 --> 01:06:20,869 But women don't like it? 1390 01:06:21,078 --> 01:06:22,288 It's vulgar, Julia. 1391 01:06:22,746 --> 01:06:23,747 You don't have to. 1392 01:06:23,872 --> 01:06:25,207 I get it. 1393 01:06:32,339 --> 01:06:33,799 Hmmm... Fancy. 1394 01:06:36,719 --> 01:06:37,886 Careta! 1395 01:06:39,805 --> 01:06:41,098 How horrible! 1396 01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:42,725 Uhn! 1397 01:06:43,601 --> 01:06:44,685 Love it! 1398 01:06:44,893 --> 01:06:45,811 Hated it. 1399 01:06:46,020 --> 01:06:47,605 No! 1400 01:06:47,730 --> 01:06:48,814 Please! 1401 01:06:48,939 --> 01:06:50,399 I loved it! 1402 01:06:50,649 --> 01:06:52,026 No! Stop. 1403 01:07:16,383 --> 01:07:17,760 Come here. Come back! 1404 01:07:22,681 --> 01:07:24,266 Renata, I won't. You don't need that. 1405 01:07:24,391 --> 01:07:26,143 Yes, you do. Are you going to be hairy forever? 1406 01:07:27,686 --> 01:07:29,146 Don't worry, everything will be fine. 1407 01:07:29,229 --> 01:07:30,189 Look how beautiful it will be. 1408 01:07:32,274 --> 01:07:34,151 - It'll look great. - No, I won't. 1409 01:07:34,443 --> 01:07:36,445 Stay calm. Everything is going to be fine. 1410 01:07:45,204 --> 01:07:46,914 Oh, fuck! 1411 01:07:49,583 --> 01:07:52,544 Oh, fuck! 1412 01:07:54,296 --> 01:07:55,589 Holy shit! 1413 01:07:56,882 --> 01:07:58,884 I could easily catch myself. 1414 01:08:00,135 --> 01:08:01,220 Come on, baby! 1415 01:08:01,887 --> 01:08:03,097 Me too. 1416 01:08:08,310 --> 01:08:10,062 What's up, Cinderella? 1417 01:08:10,312 --> 01:08:12,189 The fat little mouse is here! 1418 01:08:14,149 --> 01:08:15,734 Go wash that dirty dread, girl! 1419 01:08:16,193 --> 01:08:17,111 Oh, stall! 1420 01:08:17,194 --> 01:08:18,654 Let me know how it goes, okay? 1421 01:08:21,532 --> 01:08:23,492 Congratulations. 1422 01:08:23,826 --> 01:08:25,703 You let her put her hand in, right? 1423 01:08:25,828 --> 01:08:26,954 Ah, she's a woman, right? 1424 01:08:27,913 --> 01:08:29,081 And she's hot. 1425 01:08:29,248 --> 01:08:31,250 Man, how long are you gonna keep this up, huh? 1426 01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:32,918 Until Melina is totally into me. 1427 01:08:33,252 --> 01:08:35,337 Yeah, but there's only one problem with that, right? 1428 01:08:35,462 --> 01:08:37,423 - What's that? - You're lying, man! 1429 01:08:37,548 --> 01:08:38,882 Haven't you noticed 1430 01:08:38,966 --> 01:08:40,634 that you're all wrong about this, haven't you? 1431 01:08:40,968 --> 01:08:42,302 I'm fighting for my love, "Cabe�a"! 1432 01:08:42,469 --> 01:08:43,554 No, you idiot! 1433 01:08:43,762 --> 01:08:45,514 You're only thinking about yourself! 1434 01:08:45,848 --> 01:08:47,141 Julio! Fuck... 1435 01:08:49,685 --> 01:08:50,894 Damn, man! 1436 01:08:51,228 --> 01:08:52,938 You haven't become a cool girl. 1437 01:08:53,939 --> 01:08:55,691 You've become a spoiled, spoiled brat, 1438 01:08:55,858 --> 01:08:57,192 who thinks that just because you're hot, 1439 01:08:57,276 --> 01:08:58,986 you can play with everyone's feelings. 1440 01:09:00,028 --> 01:09:01,155 Yeah? 1441 01:09:01,363 --> 01:09:02,614 And who are you to judge me? 1442 01:09:02,698 --> 01:09:04,491 Who are you to judge any girl? 1443 01:09:04,908 --> 01:09:06,869 You... sexist! 1444 01:09:07,077 --> 01:09:09,872 What? 1445 01:09:09,997 --> 01:09:11,874 Chauvinist! Me? You're a man! 1446 01:09:12,166 --> 01:09:13,542 I didn't tell you, did I, "Cabe�a"? 1447 01:09:13,667 --> 01:09:16,253 About my new discovery of this feminine universe. 1448 01:09:16,378 --> 01:09:18,255 Please tell us. 1449 01:09:20,924 --> 01:09:22,426 Do you know why 1450 01:09:22,801 --> 01:09:25,429 that pretty girls don't get guys, like this, 1451 01:09:25,596 --> 01:09:26,638 like us? 1452 01:09:26,805 --> 01:09:28,056 No, why? Tell us. Tell me. 1453 01:09:28,682 --> 01:09:30,476 Because they can choose. 1454 01:09:32,311 --> 01:09:34,271 It is almost a miracle that a woman likes a man 1455 01:09:34,396 --> 01:09:35,773 after the age of 15. 1456 01:09:36,398 --> 01:09:38,066 And the guys our age 1457 01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:41,195 are almost all like you, 1458 01:09:42,070 --> 01:09:43,572 pathetic, 1459 01:09:43,906 --> 01:09:45,991 childish, asshole! 1460 01:09:51,413 --> 01:09:52,456 Dude... 1461 01:09:52,623 --> 01:09:54,416 don't look for me anymore in this life, okay? 1462 01:09:55,083 --> 01:09:56,210 Not even in the other one. 1463 01:10:14,144 --> 01:10:16,814 What's up, baby? You look beautiful! 1464 01:10:16,939 --> 01:10:19,316 Hey, Ju, I couldn't believe it when you called me, you know? 1465 01:10:19,441 --> 01:10:20,609 I was thrilled. 1466 01:10:20,692 --> 01:10:21,902 - Wow, you know... - Check it out! 1467 01:10:22,027 --> 01:10:24,321 I only asked you out because I didn't have any company 1468 01:10:24,446 --> 01:10:25,447 for today. 1469 01:10:25,572 --> 01:10:26,865 It doesn't mean we're going back, 1470 01:10:27,032 --> 01:10:28,742 or have any possibility. 1471 01:10:29,159 --> 01:10:30,118 Show? 1472 01:10:30,577 --> 01:10:31,453 Show. 1473 01:10:32,329 --> 01:10:33,872 Just give me a kiss, 1474 01:10:33,956 --> 01:10:34,957 Ouch! 1475 01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:36,917 Fuck, Julia! What the fuck is that? 1476 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,502 Oh my... Oh my eye! 1477 01:10:38,585 --> 01:10:39,753 Fuck! Fuck! 1478 01:10:40,087 --> 01:10:42,005 Oh my eye, man! Why did you do that? 1479 01:10:42,130 --> 01:10:43,298 I told you, don't kiss me! 1480 01:10:43,465 --> 01:10:44,800 Holy shit! I'll go blind! 1481 01:10:44,883 --> 01:10:46,760 Yeah, you'll be mute too, right? 1482 01:10:46,927 --> 01:10:48,595 - Get out of there! Get out of there! - Ouch! It hurts! 1483 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:49,888 - Get off! - Stop it. 1484 01:10:50,097 --> 01:10:51,640 I'm driving that shit. Get down. 1485 01:10:51,765 --> 01:10:53,350 Holy shit! You're backed up, man! 1486 01:10:53,475 --> 01:10:54,726 - Give it to me! - Fuck, man! Man... 1487 01:10:54,935 --> 01:10:57,229 Fuck, man! Fuck! Man, this woman, man! 1488 01:10:57,354 --> 01:10:59,857 I like the woman and the woman keeps doing this to me, man. 1489 01:11:00,107 --> 01:11:01,859 Come on, Julia! That's fucked up, man! 1490 01:11:02,067 --> 01:11:03,777 - Man! Why do you do that? - Shut up, Douglas. 1491 01:11:03,944 --> 01:11:05,612 Come on, I want my mom. 1492 01:11:06,154 --> 01:11:07,239 Ouch! 1493 01:11:07,364 --> 01:11:10,492 Julia, damn it! Stop, man! 1494 01:11:16,498 --> 01:11:18,000 Hi, guys! 1495 01:11:18,125 --> 01:11:19,167 Hi, Mel! 1496 01:11:19,293 --> 01:11:20,502 Hi, Vini! 1497 01:11:22,045 --> 01:11:23,630 Julia, you... 1498 01:11:23,881 --> 01:11:24,882 you're here. 1499 01:11:24,965 --> 01:11:26,675 I am, right, my friend? I'm out, right? 1500 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,385 I came to party. I'm not dead. 1501 01:11:30,304 --> 01:11:31,388 You look beautiful! 1502 01:11:31,513 --> 01:11:33,098 This dress... it's wonderful. 1503 01:11:33,223 --> 01:11:34,308 Yeah? 1504 01:11:34,516 --> 01:11:36,268 Imagine that! Super old. 1505 01:11:36,643 --> 01:11:38,186 I took, like this, the first one I saw in the closet. 1506 01:11:38,312 --> 01:11:39,396 I looked at it and put it on. 1507 01:11:39,605 --> 01:11:42,024 Yeah, just take off the tag you forgot. 1508 01:11:47,821 --> 01:11:50,407 Oh, it's great to see you here, man! 1509 01:11:52,701 --> 01:11:53,994 Well, do you want to sit with us? 1510 01:11:54,077 --> 01:11:55,203 - You don't have to... - I already did. 1511 01:11:55,662 --> 01:11:57,039 They put this here for me. 1512 01:11:57,164 --> 01:11:58,332 Are you here, honey? 1513 01:11:58,582 --> 01:12:01,043 Yes, Douglas, but you don't have to stay. 1514 01:12:02,544 --> 01:12:04,546 So, you guys are back together again? 1515 01:12:04,755 --> 01:12:06,506 That's right, girlfriend! You keep calling me every day! 1516 01:12:06,632 --> 01:12:07,758 Hey, you're the one who called me. 1517 01:12:08,050 --> 01:12:09,134 Shut up! 1518 01:12:11,345 --> 01:12:13,722 So, Vini, what do you major in again? 1519 01:12:13,931 --> 01:12:15,307 Computer Engineering. 1520 01:12:15,557 --> 01:12:17,142 - At the IME. - Unbelievable! 1521 01:12:17,267 --> 01:12:18,852 A real college, right? 1522 01:12:20,187 --> 01:12:21,229 I'm in Advertising. 1523 01:12:21,563 --> 01:12:22,731 Is that so, Douglas? 1524 01:12:22,856 --> 01:12:24,358 Advertising. Humanities, right? 1525 01:12:24,483 --> 01:12:26,777 Tell us here: 3 + 5. 1526 01:12:27,361 --> 01:12:28,570 Eight. 1527 01:12:29,738 --> 01:12:30,739 Right? 1528 01:12:30,948 --> 01:12:32,115 I think I want to dance. 1529 01:12:32,199 --> 01:12:33,367 - Shall we go? - Let's go. 1530 01:12:33,492 --> 01:12:34,576 - Let's go. - Dance. 1531 01:12:36,078 --> 01:12:38,455 I'm coming too. Wow! That's what I came here for! 1532 01:13:17,911 --> 01:13:18,996 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 1533 01:13:19,913 --> 01:13:21,123 What's up, buddy? 1534 01:13:21,415 --> 01:13:22,916 I'm sorry I'm here, okay? 1535 01:13:23,041 --> 01:13:24,126 It's just that I... 1536 01:13:24,251 --> 01:13:25,293 I forgot that... 1537 01:13:26,128 --> 01:13:27,504 I don't have a dick anymore. 1538 01:13:30,924 --> 01:13:32,092 Julia! 1539 01:13:32,342 --> 01:13:33,969 Were you in the men's room? 1540 01:13:35,262 --> 01:13:36,304 Yes, I was. 1541 01:13:37,014 --> 01:13:38,473 - Do you know why? - Huh? 1542 01:13:38,724 --> 01:13:40,517 Oh, you know what? What is it, too, 1543 01:13:40,642 --> 01:13:42,227 to be a man, to be a woman, nowadays? 1544 01:13:42,644 --> 01:13:44,229 It's all convention. Older stuff! 1545 01:13:45,105 --> 01:13:46,314 Are you all right? 1546 01:13:46,565 --> 01:13:47,441 I'm fine. 1547 01:13:47,899 --> 01:13:49,776 But if you need to talk to someone, I'm here, okay? 1548 01:13:49,901 --> 01:13:51,111 - We can... - Relax, Vini. 1549 01:13:51,194 --> 01:13:52,279 I'm fine. 1550 01:13:53,655 --> 01:13:55,323 You dated a friend of mine, you know? 1551 01:14:02,164 --> 01:14:04,082 We promised each other that no man 1552 01:14:04,166 --> 01:14:05,542 would break us up. 1553 01:14:06,668 --> 01:14:08,754 No guy is worth our friendship. 1554 01:14:23,393 --> 01:14:25,562 It's worth the sacrifice. 1555 01:14:25,771 --> 01:14:27,355 It's hard, but it's worth it. 1556 01:14:28,065 --> 01:14:29,274 What's hard? 1557 01:14:30,567 --> 01:14:31,526 Huh? 1558 01:14:31,693 --> 01:14:32,861 It's hard... 1559 01:14:33,820 --> 01:14:35,489 It's hard, Vin�cius, it's... 1560 01:14:39,951 --> 01:14:41,203 it's hard to... 1561 01:14:42,996 --> 01:14:44,372 to resist... 1562 01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:48,210 this beautiful face 1563 01:14:48,502 --> 01:14:50,003 you have. 1564 01:14:50,712 --> 01:14:52,506 You're so hot! 1565 01:15:14,027 --> 01:15:15,862 What's this bullshit, Vin�cius? 1566 01:15:15,946 --> 01:15:17,906 Why did you kiss me, man? 1567 01:15:18,031 --> 01:15:19,407 What? Did I kiss you? Did I kiss you? 1568 01:15:19,533 --> 01:15:21,326 No, she grabbed me. She's drunk. 1569 01:15:21,451 --> 01:15:23,495 - She's drunk. - Vini, what the fuck. 1570 01:15:23,620 --> 01:15:24,996 No! Look, she grabbed me by force. 1571 01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:26,915 A good grip too. I liked it, 1572 01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:28,375 - I couldn't stop... - Me? 1573 01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:30,418 You came and grabbed me! You saw what he did! 1574 01:15:30,710 --> 01:15:32,671 You have to believe me. 1575 01:15:32,754 --> 01:15:34,464 You don't have to believe what he's saying. 1576 01:15:34,756 --> 01:15:36,049 We'll talk later. 1577 01:15:36,174 --> 01:15:37,134 Oh, no! Wait a minute! 1578 01:15:37,259 --> 01:15:38,677 Oh, no! Horny, no! 1579 01:15:44,558 --> 01:15:46,059 Stop it, Mel! 1580 01:16:06,079 --> 01:16:07,956 Stop it! Stop it! 1581 01:16:29,978 --> 01:16:31,354 It's for the best. 1582 01:16:31,980 --> 01:16:33,899 That boy wasn't for you anyway. 1583 01:16:34,482 --> 01:16:36,401 Do you think I'm an idiot, Julia? 1584 01:16:38,195 --> 01:16:39,196 Why do you think I'm an idiot? 1585 01:16:39,821 --> 01:16:41,114 I'm your friend. 1586 01:16:41,239 --> 01:16:42,407 Are you sure? 1587 01:16:43,116 --> 01:16:44,492 Are you doubting me? 1588 01:16:44,618 --> 01:16:46,203 He hit on me! 1589 01:16:46,620 --> 01:16:48,205 And we have a promise. 1590 01:16:48,330 --> 01:16:49,623 If you don't remember. 1591 01:16:49,831 --> 01:16:51,499 - If you think... - Julia! 1592 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,002 There's something very wrong here. 1593 01:16:54,211 --> 01:16:56,129 It wasn't the first time, and you know it. 1594 01:16:56,254 --> 01:16:58,006 All my boyfriends, all of them, 1595 01:16:58,089 --> 01:16:59,299 all the guys that I... 1596 01:16:59,466 --> 01:17:01,343 I've liked in my life have had a crush on you. 1597 01:17:01,509 --> 01:17:03,136 Julia Martinez, the fucker. 1598 01:17:05,931 --> 01:17:08,433 I think I am officially tired of this. 1599 01:17:08,725 --> 01:17:10,602 This, of competing for attention with you. 1600 01:17:10,769 --> 01:17:11,978 I won't compete with you anymore. 1601 01:17:12,062 --> 01:17:13,480 I don't want to compete with you anymore. 1602 01:17:14,856 --> 01:17:15,941 And I don't think I 1603 01:17:16,066 --> 01:17:17,651 can't be your friend anymore, Ju. 1604 01:17:18,443 --> 01:17:19,319 No... 1605 01:17:19,444 --> 01:17:20,528 It's not like that. 1606 01:17:20,737 --> 01:17:21,947 Mel! 1607 01:17:22,572 --> 01:17:23,865 Oh... 1608 01:17:24,449 --> 01:17:26,159 I did it all for you. 1609 01:18:01,903 --> 01:18:05,073 Hi, guys... 1610 01:18:08,201 --> 01:18:11,496 Today I'm not going to talk about makeup or anything. 1611 01:18:12,580 --> 01:18:13,790 I just... 1612 01:18:13,915 --> 01:18:15,792 decided to make this video... 1613 01:18:17,544 --> 01:18:18,962 to apologize. 1614 01:18:21,631 --> 01:18:24,592 I'm sorry to someone I love, 1615 01:18:25,302 --> 01:18:26,803 that I hurt a lot. 1616 01:18:29,139 --> 01:18:31,599 I saw it once in a movie, 1617 01:18:31,725 --> 01:18:33,935 you may have seen it too, 1618 01:18:34,060 --> 01:18:35,395 "The Fault in the Stars," 1619 01:18:37,647 --> 01:18:39,024 that I don't want 1620 01:18:39,149 --> 01:18:41,109 to have a million admirers. 1621 01:18:41,234 --> 01:18:42,235 I want to have 1622 01:18:42,569 --> 01:18:43,820 just one. 1623 01:18:44,529 --> 01:18:45,739 Or one. 1624 01:18:47,699 --> 01:18:49,451 As long as it is deeply. 1625 01:18:52,162 --> 01:18:53,330 Thanks. 1626 01:18:53,455 --> 01:18:54,622 Thank you. 1627 01:19:05,759 --> 01:19:07,052 Julia, my daughter. 1628 01:19:07,469 --> 01:19:09,846 Sit here for a moment with your father. 1629 01:19:11,181 --> 01:19:13,391 Dad, if it was about yesterday, I already know. 1630 01:19:13,558 --> 01:19:15,435 One week detention, okay! I won't argue. 1631 01:19:15,602 --> 01:19:16,644 Julia. 1632 01:19:16,978 --> 01:19:18,355 I already know everything. 1633 01:19:19,773 --> 01:19:20,982 I can explain. 1634 01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:24,277 You're a lesbian, my child. 1635 01:19:24,611 --> 01:19:25,487 What? 1636 01:19:25,612 --> 01:19:27,655 No... 1637 01:19:27,864 --> 01:19:28,990 No. 1638 01:19:29,866 --> 01:19:31,785 Don't lie to your father. 1639 01:19:32,660 --> 01:19:33,661 Admit it. 1640 01:19:34,662 --> 01:19:35,663 No. 1641 01:19:35,789 --> 01:19:37,499 No, no... I'm not. 1642 01:19:37,999 --> 01:19:39,084 Hm! 1643 01:19:39,501 --> 01:19:41,086 Now I understand 1644 01:19:41,211 --> 01:19:43,088 why you go back and forth 1645 01:19:43,213 --> 01:19:45,006 with that fat suitcase. 1646 01:19:45,090 --> 01:19:48,593 To be near his "little shoe" sister. 1647 01:19:50,303 --> 01:19:52,514 I understand why you and Melina 1648 01:19:52,639 --> 01:19:53,890 don't let go. 1649 01:19:54,391 --> 01:19:56,184 I already suspected... 1650 01:19:56,810 --> 01:19:58,311 No, Dad. No. 1651 01:19:58,436 --> 01:20:00,021 You've got it all wrong. 1652 01:20:00,146 --> 01:20:02,399 The "Cabe�a", he's my best friend. 1653 01:20:02,816 --> 01:20:05,026 I love Melina, I do, 1654 01:20:05,318 --> 01:20:06,403 but... 1655 01:20:07,570 --> 01:20:09,114 Julia... 1656 01:20:11,032 --> 01:20:12,200 I'm gay. 1657 01:20:12,534 --> 01:20:13,618 I'm gay. 1658 01:20:13,743 --> 01:20:14,828 I'm very gay, 1659 01:20:14,953 --> 01:20:16,037 I'm supergay. 1660 01:20:16,162 --> 01:20:17,330 Big gay. 1661 01:20:20,166 --> 01:20:21,960 Come here, my child. Come here. 1662 01:20:22,210 --> 01:20:23,420 Take a good look at me. 1663 01:20:24,712 --> 01:20:26,548 I want you to know 1664 01:20:27,632 --> 01:20:30,051 that you have all my support 1665 01:20:31,386 --> 01:20:32,554 and all my love. 1666 01:20:32,762 --> 01:20:34,722 Are you serious? You won't freak out? 1667 01:20:42,147 --> 01:20:43,440 Jorge. 1668 01:20:46,693 --> 01:20:47,861 What Jorge? 1669 01:20:49,446 --> 01:20:52,449 Jorge was a friend I had in high school. 1670 01:20:53,074 --> 01:20:54,242 Hmmm. 1671 01:20:55,201 --> 01:20:56,494 It was in gym. 1672 01:20:57,078 --> 01:20:59,664 Right after P.E. class... 1673 01:21:00,457 --> 01:21:01,332 Hmmm. 1674 01:21:01,458 --> 01:21:02,959 ...we were alone. 1675 01:21:04,294 --> 01:21:05,879 It was all dark, like this. 1676 01:21:08,339 --> 01:21:10,717 And Jorge came up to us with... 1677 01:21:12,093 --> 01:21:13,678 with that sweaty body 1678 01:21:13,845 --> 01:21:14,971 and I... 1679 01:21:16,389 --> 01:21:18,475 Anyway, my daughter, I couldn't... 1680 01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:20,977 Stop, stop, I've already understood. 1681 01:21:21,102 --> 01:21:22,896 I don't want to hear what you're going to say. 1682 01:21:23,021 --> 01:21:25,273 - I want to "unhear" it. - What's that, my child? 1683 01:21:26,065 --> 01:21:27,275 What do you mean, "unheard"? 1684 01:21:27,650 --> 01:21:30,236 You mean that you can have your love 1685 01:21:30,361 --> 01:21:32,030 modern, gay love, 1686 01:21:32,238 --> 01:21:33,698 and your father can't? 1687 01:21:34,616 --> 01:21:36,409 I want you to know 1688 01:21:36,784 --> 01:21:38,411 that I loved Jorge! 1689 01:21:39,537 --> 01:21:40,622 Did you, Dad? 1690 01:21:40,747 --> 01:21:41,789 And I loved 1691 01:21:42,415 --> 01:21:44,000 deeply. 1692 01:21:44,626 --> 01:21:46,794 Oh, my father... 1693 01:21:47,462 --> 01:21:49,881 If I accept you better today... 1694 01:21:53,134 --> 01:21:55,303 it's because Jorge taught me... 1695 01:21:57,096 --> 01:21:58,306 that love... 1696 01:21:59,432 --> 01:22:02,519 is much greater than sex. 1697 01:22:04,062 --> 01:22:06,147 Love is from the heart. 1698 01:22:08,942 --> 01:22:10,735 I never thought I would 1699 01:22:11,152 --> 01:22:12,445 hear you say... 1700 01:22:13,321 --> 01:22:14,822 a thing like that, Dad. 1701 01:22:17,951 --> 01:22:19,536 But I'm sorry. 1702 01:22:20,745 --> 01:22:21,829 It's just that it's... 1703 01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:23,831 it's very new to me. 1704 01:22:25,250 --> 01:22:27,669 But I found it very beautiful what you said. 1705 01:22:29,087 --> 01:22:31,256 Come here, Jujube. Give me a hug. 1706 01:22:35,677 --> 01:22:36,761 Hello! 1707 01:23:25,435 --> 01:23:27,020 Just a moment, Marcelo. 1708 01:23:27,395 --> 01:23:29,022 For our jury to check. 1709 01:23:29,188 --> 01:23:30,398 Okay? 1710 01:23:34,152 --> 01:23:35,903 Okay! Congratulations! 1711 01:23:43,369 --> 01:23:45,038 Kidding! 1712 01:23:45,246 --> 01:23:46,623 Let's hear it for him! 1713 01:23:46,831 --> 01:23:48,583 He is a genius, this boy! 1714 01:23:48,833 --> 01:23:51,252 Ok! If you want to take pictures, go a"Cabe�a"... 1715 01:23:52,128 --> 01:23:54,422 Is it a Navier-Stokes equation? 1716 01:23:55,131 --> 01:23:56,341 Is it a Navier-Stokes equation? 1717 01:23:56,758 --> 01:23:58,134 Great, man. 1718 01:23:58,426 --> 01:23:59,552 Congratulations! 1719 01:24:00,011 --> 01:24:01,429 Julia, it's your turn. 1720 01:24:02,847 --> 01:24:04,932 And your challenge is... 1721 01:24:08,978 --> 01:24:10,146 this one. 1722 01:24:16,069 --> 01:24:17,779 But this one is very simple. 1723 01:24:20,114 --> 01:24:21,783 Hmmm... you watch! 1724 01:24:21,908 --> 01:24:23,660 Well, it's a lottery, isn't it? 1725 01:24:24,577 --> 01:24:26,871 Professor, I don't think it's right. I want to switch. 1726 01:24:27,288 --> 01:24:29,165 Julinha, you got lucky. 1727 01:24:29,290 --> 01:24:30,375 Relax. 1728 01:24:44,764 --> 01:24:47,016 That's my girl! Champion! 1729 01:24:47,100 --> 01:24:48,267 You made it easy for me. 1730 01:24:48,393 --> 01:24:50,561 - You made it easy! - What's that, Julia? 1731 01:24:50,687 --> 01:24:52,438 Professor, Marcelo Yamazaki is the best. 1732 01:24:52,563 --> 01:24:54,649 Yeah, but you were great too, my daughter. So what? 1733 01:24:54,941 --> 01:24:56,109 Is that fair? 1734 01:24:56,359 --> 01:24:58,444 Julita, let me explain how things work here. 1735 01:24:58,569 --> 01:25:00,738 The school needs a charismatic 1736 01:25:00,863 --> 01:25:01,739 charismatic winner! 1737 01:25:01,948 --> 01:25:03,866 Huh? To put on the billboard, 1738 01:25:03,991 --> 01:25:05,868 in the school magazine, in the local newspaper! 1739 01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:09,038 An interesting person, beautiful, "tcham". 1740 01:25:09,789 --> 01:25:11,874 Now, is there anything more uninteresting 1741 01:25:11,999 --> 01:25:14,585 than Japanese winning the Mathematics Olympiad again? 1742 01:25:16,129 --> 01:25:17,880 It will be good for everybody, Julinha! 1743 01:25:18,172 --> 01:25:19,173 Please! 1744 01:25:19,298 --> 01:25:20,383 Help the school out! 1745 01:25:21,592 --> 01:25:23,302 Also, why do you care about him? 1746 01:25:23,428 --> 01:25:24,470 I care 1747 01:25:24,595 --> 01:25:26,305 because he must have studied his whole life. 1748 01:25:26,597 --> 01:25:29,100 He must have spent hours in his room, locked up, 1749 01:25:29,225 --> 01:25:32,478 giving up parties, trips, girlfriend. 1750 01:25:32,812 --> 01:25:35,815 Devoting himself to the only thing he does well in life. 1751 01:25:37,191 --> 01:25:38,317 This is cruel. 1752 01:25:38,693 --> 01:25:39,861 Julinha, wake up! 1753 01:25:40,278 --> 01:25:41,362 The world is cruel. 1754 01:25:45,950 --> 01:25:47,410 Only if we want it to be. 1755 01:25:49,954 --> 01:25:51,205 Hi, Marcelo! 1756 01:25:51,330 --> 01:25:52,498 What's up, man? 1757 01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:55,126 You're really good. You're the best, okay? 1758 01:25:56,461 --> 01:25:57,503 I'm leaving. 1759 01:25:57,628 --> 01:25:59,130 Go out there and kick some ass. 1760 01:26:01,591 --> 01:26:03,760 That's my champion boy! 1761 01:26:04,051 --> 01:26:05,511 Give him a round of applause! 1762 01:26:06,345 --> 01:26:08,139 What do you know, huh? 1763 01:26:08,264 --> 01:26:09,724 Congratulations! 1764 01:26:14,771 --> 01:26:16,689 Hey, Julia! Julia, wait! 1765 01:26:16,773 --> 01:26:17,857 What's up, "Cabe�a"? 1766 01:26:17,982 --> 01:26:19,233 Have you come to talk to the slut from school? 1767 01:26:19,358 --> 01:26:20,359 No! 1768 01:26:20,860 --> 01:26:22,236 Sorry, I... 1769 01:26:22,445 --> 01:26:23,863 I misjudged you. 1770 01:26:24,655 --> 01:26:26,365 I'm glad you came to talk to me, man! 1771 01:26:26,449 --> 01:26:27,867 I'm sorry too. 1772 01:26:28,075 --> 01:26:29,535 - Titty... - Oh! 1773 01:26:29,702 --> 01:26:30,870 I forgot. 1774 01:26:32,288 --> 01:26:34,081 Are you going to Buzios the day after tomorrow? 1775 01:26:34,415 --> 01:26:35,333 Yeah, right? 1776 01:26:35,625 --> 01:26:37,168 I don't have anything to keep me here anymore. 1777 01:26:37,293 --> 01:26:38,377 Julia. 1778 01:26:42,632 --> 01:26:43,800 Who's that over there? 1779 01:26:45,885 --> 01:26:47,553 Your mother, huh? 1780 01:26:50,515 --> 01:26:52,266 My mother died... 1781 01:26:54,101 --> 01:26:56,687 I haven't seen my mother since I was seven. 1782 01:26:57,480 --> 01:26:58,731 Only in this life she's alive, 1783 01:26:58,856 --> 01:27:00,733 she just separated from your father. 1784 01:27:04,612 --> 01:27:05,780 Mom... 1785 01:27:07,323 --> 01:27:08,699 What's up, young lady? 1786 01:27:09,992 --> 01:27:11,202 Mom... 1787 01:27:29,762 --> 01:27:31,722 Why don't we live together? 1788 01:27:32,515 --> 01:27:34,225 Hey, Julia, what kind of question is that? 1789 01:27:34,517 --> 01:27:35,935 Because you didn't want to, you know! 1790 01:27:39,564 --> 01:27:41,148 You and your brother 1791 01:27:41,440 --> 01:27:43,943 chose to live with your father, and I... 1792 01:27:44,318 --> 01:27:45,528 I respected that decision. 1793 01:27:46,028 --> 01:27:48,614 But that can change, can't it? 1794 01:27:49,031 --> 01:27:51,325 Julia, what's going on? We never got along well. 1795 01:27:52,785 --> 01:27:54,245 The last time we talked, 1796 01:27:54,412 --> 01:27:56,080 you sent me to hell. Do you remember? 1797 01:27:58,082 --> 01:27:59,333 Forgive me, mom. 1798 01:27:59,750 --> 01:28:00,668 I'm sorry. 1799 01:28:28,487 --> 01:28:29,989 Bye, Dad. 1800 01:28:38,623 --> 01:28:39,874 Professor, I'm sorry I'm late. 1801 01:28:39,999 --> 01:28:41,709 No. You're not late. It's okay. 1802 01:28:41,834 --> 01:28:43,294 You're sweet here! Is that okay? 1803 01:28:43,419 --> 01:28:44,503 I know... 1804 01:28:45,922 --> 01:28:47,381 I'm not having a good day today. 1805 01:29:00,645 --> 01:29:02,605 Hi, Henrique! 1806 01:29:17,662 --> 01:29:19,413 We never really got along. 1807 01:29:20,122 --> 01:29:21,832 The last time we talked, 1808 01:29:21,958 --> 01:29:23,501 you sent me to hell. 1809 01:29:31,968 --> 01:29:33,260 Hey, Julia, are you okay? 1810 01:29:34,679 --> 01:29:35,763 No. 1811 01:29:36,305 --> 01:29:37,431 No. 1812 01:29:38,975 --> 01:29:40,434 - I'm coming down. - Get down! 1813 01:29:40,559 --> 01:29:41,852 I can't get down. 1814 01:29:41,978 --> 01:29:43,854 - I have to get down. - But you can't. 1815 01:29:47,775 --> 01:29:48,859 Julia? What's wrong? 1816 01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:51,362 I had to see you, Mom! 1817 01:29:51,487 --> 01:29:52,655 You didn't have an excursion... 1818 01:29:52,822 --> 01:29:54,782 Daughter, why so anxious? What's going on? 1819 01:29:55,199 --> 01:29:57,952 Mom... 1820 01:30:01,205 --> 01:30:02,289 Have you... 1821 01:30:02,665 --> 01:30:03,958 have you ever had to... 1822 01:30:05,084 --> 01:30:08,295 give up something you love very much, 1823 01:30:08,421 --> 01:30:10,798 to have something else? 1824 01:30:14,093 --> 01:30:15,678 All the time, daughter. 1825 01:30:15,928 --> 01:30:18,222 That's what living is. It means giving up a lot of things. 1826 01:30:18,347 --> 01:30:20,182 Even the ones you love? 1827 01:30:20,474 --> 01:30:21,684 Who do you love? 1828 01:30:21,809 --> 01:30:23,310 I love you. 1829 01:30:23,602 --> 01:30:25,104 I love my father, 1830 01:30:25,312 --> 01:30:26,397 my brother, 1831 01:30:27,189 --> 01:30:29,400 the "Cabe�a", my friends... 1832 01:30:31,193 --> 01:30:32,319 Melina. 1833 01:30:32,695 --> 01:30:34,405 I love my life, Mom. 1834 01:30:35,448 --> 01:30:37,575 Julia, don't you think that you are missing 1835 01:30:37,658 --> 01:30:39,368 someone very important on your list? 1836 01:30:39,827 --> 01:30:41,412 - Who is it? - You. 1837 01:30:44,832 --> 01:30:46,709 Julia, in order to really love, 1838 01:30:46,876 --> 01:30:50,087 we have to be honest with ourselves. 1839 01:30:52,840 --> 01:30:54,842 Since we can't have everything, 1840 01:30:54,967 --> 01:30:57,720 we have to learn to let go of the right things. 1841 01:30:57,845 --> 01:30:59,930 So you give up everything in your life, 1842 01:31:00,056 --> 01:31:01,515 except yourself. 1843 01:31:05,561 --> 01:31:06,645 Mom... 1844 01:31:08,564 --> 01:31:09,732 I miss... 1845 01:31:10,149 --> 01:31:12,943 I miss you so much! 1846 01:31:17,198 --> 01:31:18,699 Can I stay here? 1847 01:31:19,867 --> 01:31:21,952 And then you can take me to Buzios? 1848 01:31:22,078 --> 01:31:23,162 Please? 1849 01:31:23,370 --> 01:31:25,164 - Please! - Of course. 1850 01:31:25,331 --> 01:31:26,499 Of course! 1851 01:31:28,167 --> 01:31:29,502 Thanks, Mom! 1852 01:32:49,456 --> 01:32:50,499 Thank you, Mom! 1853 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:52,209 For what? 1854 01:32:53,460 --> 01:32:54,837 For the ride. 1855 01:32:56,338 --> 01:32:57,381 For the afternoon, 1856 01:32:57,882 --> 01:32:58,883 for the conversation. 1857 01:33:00,843 --> 01:33:03,053 For everything I am in life 1858 01:33:03,179 --> 01:33:04,972 and for everything I have. 1859 01:33:05,472 --> 01:33:07,057 Why are you saying this? 1860 01:33:09,852 --> 01:33:10,978 Nothing, Mom. 1861 01:33:12,062 --> 01:33:13,772 We never know when 1862 01:33:13,981 --> 01:33:16,066 when you'll be able to say it again, right? 1863 01:33:29,496 --> 01:33:30,998 See you Monday? 1864 01:33:32,499 --> 01:33:34,084 Sure. 1865 01:34:12,248 --> 01:34:13,707 Julia, you're late! 1866 01:34:13,832 --> 01:34:15,209 Where are you, man? 1867 01:34:15,334 --> 01:34:17,044 I'm asking, man. Where are you? 1868 01:34:17,169 --> 01:34:18,420 I'm here, there's no one here. 1869 01:34:18,545 --> 01:34:20,047 I don't even recognize this place. 1870 01:34:20,256 --> 01:34:22,549 Praia das Virgens is divided in two parts, 1871 01:34:22,675 --> 01:34:24,468 by the rocks, you must have stopped at the first one. 1872 01:34:24,677 --> 01:34:26,220 Julia, you won't make it in time! 1873 01:34:26,345 --> 01:34:27,304 It's too far away. 1874 01:34:27,429 --> 01:34:28,597 Shit! 1875 01:35:16,312 --> 01:35:17,313 "Cabe�a"! 1876 01:35:17,521 --> 01:35:18,439 "Cabe�a"! 1877 01:35:18,564 --> 01:35:20,149 Ah! I knew you wouldn't give up! 1878 01:35:20,232 --> 01:35:21,400 What? 1879 01:35:21,608 --> 01:35:22,651 What time is it? 1880 01:35:22,901 --> 01:35:24,403 There's ten minutes left, you have to go. 1881 01:35:25,738 --> 01:35:27,614 Hold on! Hold it right there! Stay here with my watch. 1882 01:35:28,907 --> 01:35:30,492 You know I won't give it back to you, right? 1883 01:35:31,493 --> 01:35:32,911 I'll lose my only friend. 1884 01:35:34,163 --> 01:35:35,456 That's the least of it. 1885 01:35:50,054 --> 01:35:51,805 You know what it is, "Cabe�a"? 1886 01:35:51,930 --> 01:35:53,682 - Huh? - It's that no guy 1887 01:35:53,807 --> 01:35:56,477 in the world does like you do... 1888 01:35:58,228 --> 01:35:59,646 that! 1889 01:35:59,813 --> 01:36:03,650 With that hot face you have! 1890 01:36:04,026 --> 01:36:05,235 Hm! 1891 01:36:05,486 --> 01:36:07,196 Yummy! 1892 01:36:09,156 --> 01:36:15,037 Hum... 1893 01:36:19,666 --> 01:36:22,044 - Guys... - Irado! 1894 01:36:22,169 --> 01:36:23,545 Ouch! 1895 01:36:27,341 --> 01:36:28,675 Why did you do that? 1896 01:36:30,219 --> 01:36:31,595 For our friendship. 1897 01:36:32,888 --> 01:36:34,848 I've come back here for a while, but... 1898 01:36:34,973 --> 01:36:36,975 these girls will look at you differently. 1899 01:36:37,476 --> 01:36:38,560 Thanks! 1900 01:36:38,977 --> 01:36:40,979 Not at all. You'd do the same for me. 1901 01:36:41,855 --> 01:36:42,856 Amen! 1902 01:36:42,981 --> 01:36:44,775 Force of habit, my little "Cabe�a"! 1903 01:36:46,110 --> 01:36:47,027 Bye, "Cabe�a"! 1904 01:36:47,444 --> 01:36:49,363 Holy crap! Five minutes! Go, go, go! 1905 01:36:49,613 --> 01:36:50,697 I'm going! I'm coming! 1906 01:37:15,097 --> 01:37:16,390 Julia! 1907 01:37:18,016 --> 01:37:19,726 Mel, please, get out of here! 1908 01:37:19,977 --> 01:37:21,270 The "Cabe�a" told me everything. 1909 01:37:21,520 --> 01:37:22,521 The "Cabe�a" told me everything. 1910 01:37:23,147 --> 01:37:24,731 Anything the "Cabe�a" might have said... 1911 01:37:24,857 --> 01:37:26,150 Julia! 1912 01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:27,901 I know you love me. 1913 01:37:28,610 --> 01:37:29,820 And I wanted to say... 1914 01:37:31,447 --> 01:37:32,614 that I love you too. 1915 01:37:32,739 --> 01:37:33,907 No. 1916 01:37:34,032 --> 01:37:35,617 No, no. Don't do this! 1917 01:37:35,742 --> 01:37:36,827 Look at me! 1918 01:37:39,246 --> 01:37:41,373 I'm sorry if it took me a while to realize it, but... 1919 01:37:41,748 --> 01:37:43,417 you're my best friend, my... 1920 01:37:43,542 --> 01:37:46,170 best partner, and everything I've ever wanted in someone. 1921 01:37:49,465 --> 01:37:51,842 And I try to imagine the world without us, but... 1922 01:37:53,552 --> 01:37:55,137 that world wouldn't make sense. 1923 01:37:58,390 --> 01:38:00,267 That's from The Fault in the Stars. 1924 01:38:00,392 --> 01:38:01,768 Yeah. 1925 01:38:08,901 --> 01:38:10,360 But that's how I feel. 1926 01:38:14,281 --> 01:38:15,949 Let's stay together, Ju. 1927 01:38:21,997 --> 01:38:23,790 Mel, I... 1928 01:38:24,541 --> 01:38:26,168 I'm not who you think I am. 1929 01:38:28,295 --> 01:38:30,088 And who is what you think? 1930 01:38:53,946 --> 01:38:55,989 I want to love who I am 1931 01:38:56,323 --> 01:38:59,201 and fight for what I love always. 1932 01:38:59,868 --> 01:39:01,119 Always. 1933 01:39:02,746 --> 01:39:03,997 Always. 1934 01:40:23,118 --> 01:40:24,578 Speak up, oh, four eyes! 1935 01:40:24,995 --> 01:40:26,288 Whose sandwich is that? 1936 01:40:27,080 --> 01:40:28,081 For you. 1937 01:40:28,332 --> 01:40:29,958 Mine? But you never do anything for me. 1938 01:40:30,208 --> 01:40:31,960 I think that's our problem, Alexandre. 1939 01:40:32,044 --> 01:40:33,837 We have to do more for each other. 1940 01:40:33,962 --> 01:40:35,881 Be more of a friend, more of a partner, you know? A real brother. 1941 01:40:39,593 --> 01:40:40,886 What do you want, huh? 1942 01:40:41,011 --> 01:40:41,928 Nothing. 1943 01:40:42,179 --> 01:40:43,847 Maybe some tips on how to get girls. 1944 01:40:44,056 --> 01:40:45,432 If you can help me. 1945 01:40:45,557 --> 01:40:47,059 Make another one of these and I'll help you. 1946 01:40:52,606 --> 01:40:54,316 Nice weather, huh, dude? 1947 01:40:54,441 --> 01:40:56,109 - Hey, sonny! - Hi, Dad! 1948 01:40:56,193 --> 01:40:58,236 Look who I ran into today at the gym. 1949 01:40:58,362 --> 01:40:59,780 My friend Jorge! 1950 01:41:01,281 --> 01:41:03,116 Talk to me, neguinho. Your oldest? 1951 01:41:03,241 --> 01:41:04,159 No, this is my youngest. 1952 01:41:04,457 --> 01:41:06,370 Son, can you believe we went to high school together? 1953 01:41:06,495 --> 01:41:07,954 We have been friends since we were kids! 1954 01:41:08,038 --> 01:41:10,540 Your father and I were like that, we were tight. 1955 01:41:10,624 --> 01:41:13,210 - No, but I was the top finger. - No, wait! Stop it. 1956 01:41:13,335 --> 01:41:15,337 - Mine was the top finger. - Not always, right? 1957 01:41:15,420 --> 01:41:16,546 - You can stop. - Stop, Jorge! 1958 01:41:16,630 --> 01:41:18,215 Neguinho! I miss you, Gilberto! 1959 01:41:18,340 --> 01:41:19,841 How I miss you! How I miss you! 1960 01:41:19,966 --> 01:41:21,551 It's good to see you, baby! Good to see you! 1961 01:41:22,469 --> 01:41:24,221 - What's up, man? - Come here, Dad. 1962 01:41:30,227 --> 01:41:31,269 What is it? 1963 01:41:34,106 --> 01:41:36,108 I'm glad you're happy, Dad. 1964 01:41:36,274 --> 01:41:37,484 That's what matters. 1965 01:41:37,776 --> 01:41:39,861 Oh! My boy! 1966 01:41:40,028 --> 01:41:41,238 My boy! 1967 01:41:41,655 --> 01:41:43,240 That's my boy! 1968 01:41:43,782 --> 01:41:44,783 Come on, Julio! 1969 01:41:44,991 --> 01:41:46,159 Do you want to eat something? 1970 01:41:46,284 --> 01:41:47,703 - Hey, do you like a sandwich? 1971 01:41:47,911 --> 01:41:49,788 No, I'm on a diet. Do you have turkey breast there? 1972 01:41:49,913 --> 01:41:51,665 There's turkey breast, there's everything here. 1973 01:41:51,998 --> 01:41:53,500 Stop making it up, man! What? 1974 01:41:53,709 --> 01:41:55,377 I'm not making it up, that's what happened. 1975 01:41:55,502 --> 01:41:57,671 Whether I dreamt it, or it was my allergy medicine, I don't know, 1976 01:41:57,796 --> 01:41:58,964 but it was this, believe me. 1977 01:41:59,089 --> 01:42:00,590 Then tell me something here: 1978 01:42:00,716 --> 01:42:03,468 in this other dimension, was I a virgin too? 1979 01:42:03,593 --> 01:42:04,678 Man, 1980 01:42:05,303 --> 01:42:07,055 you are a virgin in any dimension. 1981 01:42:08,515 --> 01:42:10,308 Only because of your acid trip there, 1982 01:42:10,392 --> 01:42:12,018 now you think you understand everything about women, don't you? 1983 01:42:12,310 --> 01:42:13,478 More than you do, that's for sure. 1984 01:42:13,729 --> 01:42:14,896 Man, I was a woman. 1985 01:42:15,105 --> 01:42:16,398 I menstruated! 1986 01:42:16,606 --> 01:42:19,192 I had a pussy, you won't believe me? 1987 01:42:19,609 --> 01:42:20,694 Holy shit! 1988 01:42:20,819 --> 01:42:21,987 What's wrong? 1989 01:42:22,404 --> 01:42:24,114 Liamara went back to school, man! 1990 01:42:24,239 --> 01:42:25,699 She must have finished her exchange program. 1991 01:42:26,324 --> 01:42:28,326 Guys, she's pretty, isn't she? 1992 01:42:28,702 --> 01:42:29,828 �! 1993 01:42:29,953 --> 01:42:31,288 Does she remember me? 1994 01:42:31,705 --> 01:42:32,831 She does. 1995 01:42:32,914 --> 01:42:35,917 She's coming here, what do I say? What do I say? Oh, my God! 1996 01:42:36,042 --> 01:42:37,377 Dude, go there, talk to her. 1997 01:42:37,502 --> 01:42:39,254 If it's really you, she'll like you. 1998 01:42:39,337 --> 01:42:40,589 - Yeah? - You're a nice person. 1999 01:42:40,672 --> 01:42:41,840 Fix your hair here. 2000 01:42:42,048 --> 01:42:43,133 Go a"Cabe�a". 2001 01:42:43,258 --> 01:42:45,010 Psst! Important thing: no matter what, 2002 01:42:45,218 --> 01:42:46,845 don't ask me to hold her titty. 2003 01:42:46,970 --> 01:42:48,054 - You don't? - Shh! Go on. 2004 01:42:50,640 --> 01:42:51,933 Hi, "Cabe�a"! 2005 01:42:52,893 --> 01:42:53,769 Remember me? 2006 01:42:53,977 --> 01:42:55,604 �! Do I? 2007 01:42:55,729 --> 01:42:56,605 I... 2008 01:42:57,606 --> 01:43:00,901 I think about you every day! 2009 01:43:01,359 --> 01:43:02,527 So do I. 2010 01:43:02,778 --> 01:43:04,196 I think about you every day. 2011 01:43:05,614 --> 01:43:07,199 - Really? - Hum-rum. 2012 01:43:07,866 --> 01:43:10,035 - Want to have a soda? - Let's go! Let's go? 2013 01:43:10,160 --> 01:43:11,244 I'll have one too. 2014 01:43:11,369 --> 01:43:12,329 Can I take your... 2015 01:43:13,663 --> 01:43:14,831 hand? 2016 01:43:15,123 --> 01:43:16,875 Of course you can! Come on. 2017 01:43:18,376 --> 01:43:20,337 What's up? How are things? 2018 01:43:43,401 --> 01:43:44,361 You? 2019 01:43:44,694 --> 01:43:45,987 They called me from here, man! 2020 01:43:49,825 --> 01:43:51,493 Private math tutor? 2021 01:43:51,993 --> 01:43:54,412 I can do it at home, if your boyfriend doesn't mind. 2022 01:43:55,163 --> 01:43:56,331 I just broke up with Douglas. 2023 01:43:56,915 --> 01:43:58,208 Even better! 2024 01:44:00,502 --> 01:44:02,212 I called two other candidates, okay? 2025 01:44:02,337 --> 01:44:03,588 Forget it! I am the best. 2026 01:44:03,713 --> 01:44:05,298 I've won two Mathematics Olympiads, 2027 01:44:05,423 --> 01:44:06,591 I'm fast, good, cheap 2028 01:44:06,716 --> 01:44:08,552 and I teach first class at Juju's ice cream parlor. 2029 01:44:08,844 --> 01:44:10,595 I love Juju! 2030 01:44:11,429 --> 01:44:12,806 Then the ice cream is on me. 2031 01:44:17,561 --> 01:44:18,812 I'll get my bag. 2032 01:44:33,034 --> 01:44:34,077 Good morning! 2033 01:44:34,327 --> 01:44:35,453 Good morning what, my brother? 2034 01:44:36,746 --> 01:44:38,248 Ah, I came to talk to Melina. 2035 01:44:38,373 --> 01:44:39,833 There's no Melina here, no. Scratch that! 2036 01:44:40,125 --> 01:44:41,835 Yes, but she gave me the address. 2037 01:44:41,960 --> 01:44:43,336 - That's the address. - Get lost! 2038 01:44:44,004 --> 01:44:45,130 Sorry, you're... 2039 01:44:45,297 --> 01:44:47,757 I'm your worst nightmare if you don't get out of here now! 2040 01:45:02,480 --> 01:45:03,982 - Shall we go? - Let's go. 2041 01:45:14,200 --> 01:45:15,785 I think it's super-valid too 2042 01:45:15,911 --> 01:45:17,078 a little ice cream war. 2043 01:45:17,203 --> 01:45:18,788 Come here, how did you know 2044 01:45:18,914 --> 01:45:19,998 that I loved Juju? 2045 01:45:20,165 --> 01:45:22,667 Who doesn't? It is the best ice cream in Rio de Janeiro. 2046 01:45:22,751 --> 01:45:24,794 I think it is second only to Frozen from Leblon, 2047 01:45:24,920 --> 01:45:26,421 - which is also delicious. - Love it too! 2048 01:45:26,504 --> 01:45:28,089 And they give that spoon as a freebie. 2049 01:45:28,214 --> 01:45:29,674 You know it's not a freebie, right? 2050 01:45:29,799 --> 01:45:31,092 You are stealing a spoon. 2051 01:45:31,217 --> 01:45:32,385 - Really? Yeah. 2052 01:45:34,220 --> 01:45:35,305 Ouch, ouch! 2053 01:45:35,513 --> 01:45:37,891 Oh! Do you know what's on TV today? 2054 01:45:38,016 --> 01:45:39,100 What's on tonight? 2055 01:45:39,225 --> 01:45:40,685 "The Fault in Our Stars". 2056 01:45:40,810 --> 01:45:42,020 Do you like it? 2057 01:45:42,312 --> 01:45:44,898 No, but I'll watch it with you if you want. 2058 01:45:47,150 --> 01:45:48,318 You're crazy. 2059 01:45:48,443 --> 01:45:49,611 Look.., 2060 01:45:50,111 --> 01:45:51,529 life is what it is, right? 2061 01:45:59,120 --> 01:46:00,956 Come here, if you woke up in a man's body, 2062 01:46:01,039 --> 01:46:02,499 what would be the first thing you would do? 2063 01:46:02,582 --> 01:46:04,542 - Hypothetically? - It's the story of a book 2064 01:46:04,626 --> 01:46:05,835 I'm reading. 2065 01:46:05,919 --> 01:46:07,629 It's a boy, and he loved his mother very much, 2066 01:46:07,754 --> 01:46:09,464 - and his mother loved him very much. - Huh? 2067 01:46:09,589 --> 01:46:11,841 And one day he had to do a science project. 2068 01:46:11,967 --> 01:46:13,885 - To build a Solar system... - Hum-rum. 2069 01:46:14,010 --> 01:46:15,845 ...with little Styrofoam balls and everything, 2070 01:46:16,346 --> 01:46:18,139 and nobody had bought any material. 2071 01:46:18,848 --> 01:46:23,144 He went out, with his mother, to get this material. 2072 01:46:23,269 --> 01:46:24,354 She went... 2073 01:46:24,479 --> 01:46:26,231 And that's all I read. 2074 01:46:26,398 --> 01:46:27,565 Oh, really? 2075 01:46:27,691 --> 01:46:29,192 But I heard that there is going to be a series, right? 2076 01:46:29,317 --> 01:46:30,819 Is it? I think it's interesting. 2077 01:46:30,944 --> 01:46:32,153 I think it's really cool. 2078 01:46:32,654 --> 01:46:34,364 The book is great, it's truly great. 2079 01:46:34,489 --> 01:46:35,949 I haven't finished it yet, but... 139471