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George.
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I'm a murderer.
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Look, Lou, I'm not
yanking your chain, okay.
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Matter of fact, I just closed
on a massive beef rub deal.
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I got a license deal
with McCormick.
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All we need is
a few John Hancocks,
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and the green
will start rolling in.
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Goddamn it, Taffy,
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do you know
who you borrowed from?
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These are Dallas people.
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They send someone down
to deal with you,
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they're gonna
deal with you!
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I got another call comin' in,
but hear me out.
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Just tell 'em everything's
gonna be okay.
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It's just, it's all
in escrow, man.
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Alright,
I'll talk to you. Bye.
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Whew.
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Taffy Boyle speakin'.
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Oh, hi.
This is Michael Larson
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from Port Arthur Bank
and Trust,
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and I just wanted
to go over...
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Nope.
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Got in a little trouble
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At the county seat
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Lawd, they put me
in the jailhouse
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Jamie, how's your ma doing?
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Oh, her back's
not so good.
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Aw, shucks, you know,
I'm gonna give her
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a shoutout
on the show tonight.
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That'd make
her week, Taff.
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Sheriff, you better
have a warrant
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the way you harassing
that meat right there.
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Brisket's so good,
ought to be illegal.
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Look here, everybody:
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Don't forget to floss.
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And remember
what we like to say,
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you know what
our slogan is:
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"We'll put the meat
in between your teeth,
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but you gonna get it out."
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Where have you been?
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Come on, Mandy.
Look, I'm not a teleporter.
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I got here
as soon as I can.
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You need to talk
to your brother.
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He's just been standing
in the meat locker
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like some kind of ghost.
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He's your husband.
You know how he gets.
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What's the problem now?
What, the new kid,
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he used hickory
instead of apple wood?
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This is different, Taffy.
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I've never seen him
like this.
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Hey, George.
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We have built
a temple of carnage.
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You bet your ass,
brother, we have.
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Oh, whoa, wait a minute.
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Uh, look,
look here, George,
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when we done
with this beef rub deal,
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okay, how about,
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how about you and Mandy
take a vacation,
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go to the Gulf
and celebrate.
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It'd be your
second honeymoon.
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Matter of fact, here,
I got the contract right here.
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We can get everything
done right--
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I don't need a vacation.
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I need out.
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You need
o-o-out of what?
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Out of all of it.
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The restaurant,
the beef rub deal,
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the self-perpetuating cycle
of endless cruelty.
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I'm going vegan, Taffy.
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Y-y-you're going vegan?
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I no longer want
to participate
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in the sale
of animal products.
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Okay, uh, George,
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you're a renowned pitmaster.
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Your whole dang life
has been animal products.
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Which is why
this is hard for me.
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I'd like to take my half
of the business
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and begin the next phase
of my journey.
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Come on, man,
you know I can't buy you out.
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I don't save like you.
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I already spoke
to JJ Ruskin in town,
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and he could take
a look at our books.
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He'll give us
a fair shake.
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What the fuck do JJ Ruskin
know about our books?
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Huh? Why the fuck
are you talking to--
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He don't know-- Look here,
let me tell you something,
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I do my books
a special way
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It's only a certain way
I can understand.
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JJ Ruskin not gonna understand
how to do my fucking--
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Hey, we're going
to figure this out.
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Alright? Don't worry.
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But this is happening.
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Mandy, I feel like...
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like everything's
closing in, you know?
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I don't know what to do.
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Okay...
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Now look here, y'all know
I love to run my mouth.
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But you have to know
that my brother George
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is the real genius.
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That's right.
He could take
a piece of meat
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and make it
into something divine.
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And you know what make George
so good at what he do?
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Is how much he cares
about the details.
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Now look, I thought
I'd come by one last time,
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to see if I can convince you
to change your mind.
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Hmm?
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You sure?
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I'm sure.
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How about we do this,
let's, let's--
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Why don't we just
sit here and enjoy...
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this beautiful sunset.
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Mm.
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Daddy's ax.
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Remember all those
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wood-splitting competitions
we would have?
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-Mm-hmm.
-I could not beat you once.
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I could not hold a candle
to my brother George.
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And Daddy damn sure
made sure I knew that too.
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Well, what good's
a mean brisket
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without butts
on the benches.
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You and Mandy
made this place,
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came up with
the radio show.
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Floss.
People love the floss.
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Yeah, they do love
that floss.
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You know,
people take it home and...
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use it with they own food.
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I'm really going
to miss you.
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I really am.
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You're going to be alright
without me.
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I know.
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Everybody!
Why don't we give it up
for my brother George.
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Why don't you try
the vibration?
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It's number one
in the nation
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Taffy, what are you
still doing here?
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-You're on in five.
-I'm going. I'm going.
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Don't get your panties
in a twist.
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I said it's uptight,
alright, yeah
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I got the feeling, yeah
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Baby, make it alright
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Got to do
the vibration
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She's all ready
for you, Mr. Boyle.
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I appreciate that, Austin.
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And here you go, here's
a little something for you.
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Oh.
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Enjoy that.
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Hey, there, come on,
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Belgrade, hmm?
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Pineland. Carthage.
Nacogdoches.
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And any other straggler
that's tuning in.
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You know what it is?
It's your source
for everything barbecue.
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BBQ-and-A.
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And I'm your favorite host...
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...Taffy Boyle.
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But enough about me.
I want to hear from you.
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Caller, you're on the line.
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Got some happy customers
here, Taff.
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Say hi, everyone.
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Hi, everyone!
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Hello, everyone.
Back to you.
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Now, look, that voice sounded
really familiar to me.
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Is that who I think it is,
my sister-in-law Mandy Boyle?
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Hey, Mandy.
Won't you do me a favor?
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Kick off the show
with the first question.
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What you eatin' there, Luce?
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Best damn hot links
in the state.
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Ooh, best damn
hot links in the state.
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You know, so one
of my favorite things
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at Boyle Barbecue
is the hot links,
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and that's what this show
should be about.
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So I think tonight
we ought to talk about
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how the sausage gets made.
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And I mean it literally.
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Now, you guys know
I love to run my mouth,
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but you have to know
that my brother George
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is the real genius.
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That's right. He could
take a piece of meat
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and make it
into something divine.
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And you know what make George
so good at what he do?
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Is how much he cares
about the details.
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We used to buy
our hot links from a farm
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that shall go unnamed.
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But my brother George
had a problem
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with the texture
of the casing.
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He said to me, "Taffy,
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from now on, we're sourcing
our own intestines..."
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...the intestine casing,
they're thinking about
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the meat inside,
and that's a mistake.
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The intestine is like
a beautiful ship
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that brings the meat
on a journey...
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Shit.
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...real careful, real gentle,
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so they never see it comin'.
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Hey!
Where the fuck
you come from.
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Shoo!
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Shh. Shh.
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Get away from me.
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Shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit.
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I bet that's why
folks like yourselves
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keep comin' back
again and again.
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At Boyle's,
we do everything we can
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to make sure every last bite
is damn near perfection.
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And I want you all to know,
we're mighty grateful to you.
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Well, I hope that
answered your question
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but I've been goin' on about
hot links for long enough.
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Alright.
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I think it's about time
we take another call.
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How you feel about that?
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I-I-I think it's, uh...
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I think it's time that
we take another call, okay?
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How about that?
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- Oh, here we go.
- Taffy Boyle.
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Nobody should know
that much about sausages.
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Oh, come on.
Is that you again, Mandy?
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You gotta give somebody else
a opportunity to talk.
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Come on, now.
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Well, I just had
to call in
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and tell you what
a damn windbag you are.
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Oh, now I'm a windbag.
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I really love that, huh.
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Let me tell you something,
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let you know now,
if you thought that was a lot,
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we get plenty of more show
where that came from.
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So you better buckle up,
little lady.
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We're buckled up, Taffy.
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No more long rants
about sausages.
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Another great show, Taffy.
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It's all about
the details, my friend.
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All about the details.
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Uh, hey.
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Hi. How you doing? Hi.
Your dog is in my car.
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Uh, we don't have a dog.
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We're a gas station.
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Uh...
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Okay.
Go on. Disperse.
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Ow!
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Jesus.
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Out. Let's go.
Out the car.
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Out the car.
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This was a fun bit, but,
ow, it's time to go. Go!
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Oh geez, you're so strong.
What's wrong with you?
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Ow, geez.
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Oh wow, look at this.
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Yummy, yummy pork rinds.
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All doggies like that.
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Come on.
A little Hansel and Gretel.
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Okay. You know what?
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A little company might be nice.
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Ugh. Ugh.
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You know what, I'm having
some hard regrets
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My hospitality.
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Oh, Jesus.
Okay, you know what,
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how about some music.
Yeah?
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Tame the savage whatever.
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No?
255
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:41,061
Did you know
85 percent of Mexicans
256
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,771
have criminal records.
257
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,023
-They're erasing us folks.
-Bullshit.
258
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,524
Us real Americans.
259
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,193
Oh!
260
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,695
Every day the wall
goes unfinished...
261
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,614
This is what you want
to listen to.
262
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,032
...and rapists arrive
263
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,867
on our hallowed soil.
264
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,120
MAGA dog.
Perfect.
265
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,331
...malfeasance on the part
of the government.
266
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,834
Listen carefully, Patriots.
267
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,628
The truth train's-a-comin'.
268
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,923
And there she blows,
every hour
on the quarter here
269
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,633
at the Deep State Dispatch.
270
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:17,972
Oh my god, I'm snapping.
Okay? This is me snapping.
271
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,974
I am snapping
right here.
272
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:23,603
You racist, homophobic,
anti-Semitic, flatulent,
273
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,814
just... bad dog.
274
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,065
Bad dog!
275
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:30,485
Yeah, I said it. Uh-huh.
276
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,696
Oh, now you want to get out?
277
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:33,988
Oh, okay.
278
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:37,492
You bet your goose-stepping
fascist dog ass.
279
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:52,382
Very good. Go build a wall,
you jackboot piece of shit.
280
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,220
Oh!
281
00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,264
Oh fuck.
282
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,310
Shit.
283
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,648
Hey, hey. Hey, hey, you.
Is that your dog?
284
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,025
Uh, no.
285
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,776
Okay. I just saw you let it out.
What do you mean, no?
286
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,696
That dog has ate
$300 worth of food,
and you're gonna pay for it.
287
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:17,449
It was a couple of sausages.
Where did you get that math?
288
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,035
Look here, we got a problem,
I'll go tell the sheriff.
He's right at table five.
289
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,996
There is no need to jump
to extremes. I just, uh...
290
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:27,334
I typically don't carry around
that kind of cash.
291
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,046
How much would you say
a spare tire is worth?
292
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,881
Hey, what's the problem here?
293
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,550
The problem is, is that
her little mangy mutt
294
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,885
has ate half a steer.
295
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:40,055
Okay, look,
that dog is an asshole.
296
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,432
There's no daylight
between us on that.
I just...
297
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:48,396
Look, I'm kind of broke,
and I could really use a break.
298
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,649
We could always use
a extra hand in the pit.
299
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,778
George, okay, we're not hiring
some vagabond. Come on.
300
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:55,945
What do you say? Huh?
301
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,906
Work a shift,
we call it square.
302
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,949
If you like it, you stay on.
303
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,663
Barbecue means many things
around the world.
304
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,791
But in Texas,
it means beef.
305
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,709
And we like
to keep things simple.
306
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,754
Meat, salt, pepper,
307
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:16,091
and the fourth ingredient,
wood.
308
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:19,928
Now, our main smokers
use a blend of hickory,
309
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,430
apple, mesquite,
and cherry.
310
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,476
Hmm, which one is this?
311
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,066
George, I got no idea.
312
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:36,152
Good barbecue is like
a symphony,
313
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:37,904
playing on all five senses,
314
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,280
and a skilled conductor
315
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,949
can pick out
each and every note.
316
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,243
When in doubt,
try tasting it.
317
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,453
Ha, ha. You're adorable.
318
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,958
The reason brisket
needs eight hours
319
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,459
is because of the stall.
320
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:52,711
What's the stall?
321
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,672
The first hour or two,
322
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:57,298
the temperature is
steadily increasing
323
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,592
until you reach about 160.
324
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:00,719
Then you can get
stuck there
325
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,304
for about four, five,
even six hours.
326
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:07,308
See, the stall is where a...
327
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,561
kind of alchemy takes place.
328
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,022
You pull it at 210,
329
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,524
let it rest for an hour,
330
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:17,152
and always slice
331
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,528
against the grain.
332
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,825
Now, you see that look
on your face right there,
333
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,368
that's what it's all about.
334
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,495
Mm.
335
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:35,295
So what's up with
all the floss?
It's everywhere.
336
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:39,215
Taffy's big innovation
and our trademark quirk.
337
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,217
-I think it's great.
-Bullshit.
338
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:43,595
Okay, I hate it.
339
00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:45,847
We do all this
340
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:47,140
and we leave our customers
341
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,142
with a putrid
chemical cinnamon.
342
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:52,645
It's a... air horn
at the symphony.
343
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:53,855
Huh.
344
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:56,191
Meat poet.
Look at you.
345
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,361
These animals give their lives,
346
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,196
and I believe in honoring
their sacrifice
347
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,573
by using
every last part of them.
348
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,452
Are those, uh...
349
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,038
dicks?
350
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,332
Tongue.
351
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:15,877
It is my absolute
favorite thing
that we make here.
352
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:18,588
I use pecan
just for this.
353
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,178
An unusual wood.
354
00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:31,351
Hey. That smells different.
355
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,519
Mm-hmm.
356
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,478
Huh.
357
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:38,149
Does Mandy ever stay
up here with you?
358
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:40,610
Hmm. She prefers
the house in town.
359
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:42,654
Must get boring.
360
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:43,655
Nah.
361
00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:45,865
Alone at night...
362
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,451
I do my best thinking.
363
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:53,415
You can hear what the universe
is trying to tell you.
364
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:56,710
Yeah. Sounds boring.
You a movie guy?
365
00:22:57,836 --> 00:22:58,962
You like animals, right?
366
00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:01,214
So, let's see,
we got "Babe"...
367
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:04,634
what else, "Charlotte's Web,"
and we got "Okja."
368
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,344
Uh, I've only seen
the first half of that one,
369
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,596
but it's pretty cute
so far.
370
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:10,473
Uh, oh and there's...
371
00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:57,729
George?
372
00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:01,608
I'm a murderer.
373
00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:14,079
So I just said it.
374
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,538
Taffy, I'm out.
375
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:17,665
So I'm out.
376
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:20,710
Wow.
377
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:22,671
Good for you.
378
00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:24,673
You know,
it took guts to do that.
379
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:26,925
And for what it's worth,
I don't think
you're a murderer.
380
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,052
I think you're
a good person, George.
381
00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:32,055
You, uh...
382
00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:35,225
you live
on the road, right?
383
00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:38,645
Uh... yeah.
Yeah, I guess I do.
384
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:41,981
So what's it like?
385
00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:47,195
To leave everything behind
and start fresh?
386
00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:50,907
Well, it's, uh...
it's easy.
387
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:52,117
Too easy maybe.
388
00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,619
A life of fresh starts.
389
00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:57,831
But it suits me.
390
00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:00,542
And, yeah, and you get
to meet all sorts of people
391
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:02,419
and all sorts of lives.
392
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:04,170
-All sorts of lies?
-Lives.
393
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:07,257
But, you know,
sometimes I just,
394
00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:10,260
I take a map,
I pick a spot,
395
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:11,636
and I head there.
396
00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:14,889
So what are you
going to do?
397
00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:16,683
I have no idea.
398
00:25:16,725 --> 00:25:19,477
And that should scare me,
but it don't.
399
00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:23,523
- One thing I do know--
- Charlie!
400
00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:27,444
Where did you go?
401
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:30,113
Oh, I guess
I kind of work here.
402
00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:31,448
Well, I should probably go.
403
00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:33,450
But, uh, what's
the one thing you know?
404
00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:35,577
- Don't leave me hanging.
- Charlie!
405
00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:38,204
Go on.
I'll tell you later.
406
00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:41,041
Eh, I'll hold you to that.
407
00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:44,127
Hope things
don't get too hectic
in the pit without me.
408
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:47,047
Oh. Come on, I've had
three whole days of training,
409
00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:50,050
I'm practically a pro.
410
00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:52,302
Hot, hot, hot, holy hell.
411
00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:53,553
Hot, hot.
412
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:56,139
-Geez.
-You know,
we have fire gloves.
413
00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:57,682
What? Oh God, great.
414
00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:00,518
Okay, your timing is just
chef's kiss, Beto.
415
00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:14,407
Another great show, Taffy.
416
00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:16,117
It's all about
the details, my friend.
417
00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:17,494
All about the details.
418
00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:35,553
How'd it go?
419
00:26:36,179 --> 00:26:37,305
Fine.
420
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:46,439
Beto, I can't find
the paprika.
421
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,191
Can you go ask George
where it is?
422
00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,028
It's...
423
00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:01,746
Help!
424
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:08,003
Help!
425
00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:18,722
Uh...
426
00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:21,516
you know, I know it's hard
to move forward
427
00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:22,767
from a tragedy like this,
428
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:27,063
but, um, me and Mandy
discussed this and...
429
00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:28,940
we think
the best way to honor
430
00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:31,109
my brother George's
memory is, um...
431
00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:35,572
is by keeping
Boyle's Barbecue goin' strong.
432
00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:37,782
This place here
brings people together.
433
00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:40,744
Puts smiles on their faces,
meat in their bellies.
434
00:27:40,785 --> 00:27:42,328
And I know that's what
my brother George...
435
00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:46,332
I know that's what
he would have wanted.
436
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:47,667
Bullshit.
437
00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:55,842
Uh, hey, uh...
438
00:27:55,884 --> 00:27:59,012
I think
I'm gonna hit the road.
439
00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:00,889
You gonna be alright
in the kitchen without me?
440
00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:03,767
It'll probably be easier.
441
00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:05,769
I appreciate the honesty.
442
00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:11,191
I, I know he was going
through some heavy stuff,
443
00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:13,026
but he seemed...
444
00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:16,946
I don't know, happy.
445
00:28:16,988 --> 00:28:18,073
I don't think
that's so unusual
446
00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:20,992
once people have
made up their minds.
447
00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:22,202
You think it could
have been an accident?
448
00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:25,455
Nah. Sheriff confirmed
it was a suicide.
449
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:28,833
He shut all the windows.
He locked it from the inside.
450
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:31,169
I had to force
the door open myself.
451
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:34,089
George knew
what he was doing.
452
00:28:36,591 --> 00:28:38,343
Alright, well, uh...
453
00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:43,598
Hey, um, if you see
that fascist dog,
454
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,850
tell him he's
a real asshole for me.
455
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,689
Here.
456
00:28:52,023 --> 00:28:53,775
And again, very happy
457
00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:55,151
to be in business with you.
458
00:28:55,193 --> 00:28:57,737
But we could have waited
to finish the signing.
459
00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:00,156
We know you're
in mourning.
460
00:29:00,198 --> 00:29:02,701
Look-look here,
we appreciate
your condolences.
461
00:29:02,742 --> 00:29:04,786
But as you know,
more than anything,
462
00:29:04,828 --> 00:29:06,496
my brother George
cared about sharing
463
00:29:06,538 --> 00:29:09,666
his signature beef rub
with the world.
464
00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:12,502
Taffy and I just
really feel it's important
465
00:29:12,544 --> 00:29:14,087
to make his dreams
a reality.
466
00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:16,089
This last one
is just an initial.
467
00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:23,304
Welcome to the knitting circle
468
00:29:23,346 --> 00:29:25,056
with me, Cathy Jay.
469
00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:27,100
Today, I'll be
debating the merits
470
00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:29,519
of diamond
honeycomb stitch,
471
00:29:29,561 --> 00:29:31,021
with a very special guest,
472
00:29:31,062 --> 00:29:33,440
my dear friend Meryl Beauregard.
473
00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:54,419
You poor dumb little turd.
474
00:29:57,589 --> 00:29:59,507
Ow, asshole.
475
00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:08,308
He'll be fine
after a few days' rest.
476
00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:10,977
I mean, what kind
of a person runs a dog over
477
00:30:11,019 --> 00:30:12,771
and then just
leaves it there.
478
00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:14,105
Oh, he wasn't run over.
479
00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:16,691
Someone beat him
with a piece of wood.
480
00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:17,650
What's that now?
481
00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:19,903
Yeah, it was brutal.
482
00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:23,156
I extracted those
from his head wound.
483
00:30:23,198 --> 00:30:25,825
I'm also not certain
this dog is entirely dog.
484
00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:28,161
It could be
up to 25 percent jackal.
485
00:30:28,203 --> 00:30:31,664
Oh. Behaviorally,
that tracks.
486
00:30:31,706 --> 00:30:33,458
You can tell by the teeth.
487
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,710
One was ripped out recently.
488
00:30:35,752 --> 00:30:37,712
That's what first drew
my attention to the...
489
00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:39,255
What the fuck
are you doing?
490
00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:01,820
I thought you
was leavin'.
491
00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:03,196
Oh, I am. Yeah.
492
00:31:03,238 --> 00:31:05,907
Just, uh, doing
a wood thing,
493
00:31:05,949 --> 00:31:07,575
'cause dog justice.
494
00:31:07,617 --> 00:31:09,202
-You don't care.
-I don't care.
495
00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:10,370
Uh...
496
00:32:28,823 --> 00:32:30,200
We are done.
497
00:32:30,241 --> 00:32:31,576
Dallas guys are paid.
498
00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:32,744
It is over.
499
00:32:34,329 --> 00:32:36,289
No more bridge loan shit.
500
00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:37,707
Yes, I'm in agreement.
501
00:32:37,749 --> 00:32:40,460
There is going to be
some changes around here.
502
00:32:40,502 --> 00:32:42,921
Okay. Change is good.
Change is healthy.
503
00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:46,216
From now on,
I'm handling the finances.
504
00:32:46,257 --> 00:32:50,178
Look, we done
what had to be done, right?
505
00:32:51,554 --> 00:32:54,182
Now we can move on
with our lives.
506
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,812
Yeah. Mandy,
you thought of everything.
507
00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:07,737
We should get back
out there.
508
00:33:07,779 --> 00:33:09,155
Put on a good show.
509
00:33:17,622 --> 00:33:19,708
Yeah, I'm just trying
to figure out, like,
510
00:33:19,749 --> 00:33:20,750
where was he,
you know.
511
00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:22,043
When was the last time
you saw him?
512
00:33:22,085 --> 00:33:23,294
Hey, Charlie.
513
00:33:23,336 --> 00:33:25,588
Uh, what are you doing here?
Didn't you quit?
514
00:33:25,630 --> 00:33:26,673
Oh, yeah, I did.
515
00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:28,758
Uh, I'm just trying
to figure out...
516
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,886
When was the last time
you saw that fascist
asshole dog?
517
00:33:33,763 --> 00:33:37,600
Okay. Um, how about
we talk in my office?
518
00:33:37,642 --> 00:33:39,811
Alright. What are you
doing here, Charlie?
519
00:33:39,853 --> 00:33:43,398
Oh, you know, I, I, I think
there's been a murder.
520
00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:46,276
Murder?
521
00:33:46,317 --> 00:33:48,278
Well,
you know, not a murder
522
00:33:48,319 --> 00:33:50,488
but an attempted murder,
so I...
523
00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:54,200
I think someone tried to kill
that little shithead dog.
524
00:33:54,868 --> 00:33:56,286
A dog?
525
00:33:58,079 --> 00:34:00,081
You do know my brother
just died, right?
526
00:34:00,123 --> 00:34:02,042
Oh no, I know.
And I'm very sorry.
527
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,460
Uh, I-I'm just,
528
00:34:03,501 --> 00:34:05,754
I'm trying to figure out
what happened.
529
00:34:05,795 --> 00:34:08,798
So someone beat it
with a log
530
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,133
over by
your brother's trailer,
531
00:34:10,175 --> 00:34:11,551
which, I mean,
I get it.
532
00:34:11,593 --> 00:34:13,136
That thing can be
a real dick.
533
00:34:13,178 --> 00:34:15,430
But then they moved it.
534
00:34:15,472 --> 00:34:17,140
I mean,
that's weird, right?
535
00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:18,475
What do you mean
they moved it?
536
00:34:18,516 --> 00:34:20,310
Well, because of
the pecan.
537
00:34:20,352 --> 00:34:21,644
The pee-what?
538
00:34:21,686 --> 00:34:22,979
The pecan wood?
539
00:34:23,021 --> 00:34:25,648
Eh, I could hear
when I tasted...
540
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,110
there were traces
541
00:34:29,152 --> 00:34:32,197
of pecan wood
in the dog wounds.
542
00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:33,448
And that means
543
00:34:33,490 --> 00:34:35,575
the murder weapon
came from--
544
00:34:35,617 --> 00:34:38,453
Okay. When did you
become CSI?
545
00:34:38,495 --> 00:34:41,164
Look, it's just
a dead dog in Texas.
That's it.
546
00:34:41,206 --> 00:34:43,166
Well, mm...
547
00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:45,710
I mean,
it's not just though.
548
00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:49,631
You've got two kind of
mysterious incidents
549
00:34:49,673 --> 00:34:52,092
in very close proximity
to each other.
550
00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:54,719
My brother's death
is not mysterious.
551
00:34:55,845 --> 00:34:56,805
It's tragic.
552
00:34:57,889 --> 00:34:59,683
Well...
553
00:34:59,724 --> 00:35:04,396
yeah, but now that
we're talking it through, uh...
554
00:35:04,437 --> 00:35:07,357
I think maybe the dog
saw something
555
00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:09,067
related to your
brother's death.
556
00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:11,736
-Like what?
-Like, I don't know.
557
00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:13,697
Malfeasance.
558
00:35:13,738 --> 00:35:14,989
Malfeasance?
559
00:35:15,031 --> 00:35:16,866
Something that someone
560
00:35:16,908 --> 00:35:18,243
didn't want it to see,
561
00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:21,496
and they felt that the dog
had to be silenced.
562
00:35:21,538 --> 00:35:25,208
I mean, you do know
dogs can't talk, right?
563
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:26,960
Well, nobody's saying
dogs can talk.
564
00:35:27,002 --> 00:35:28,545
So what are you saying,
Charlie?
565
00:35:31,089 --> 00:35:32,340
Well...
566
00:35:34,259 --> 00:35:36,344
he said
he'd tell me later.
567
00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:38,096
The last time George
and I talked,
568
00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:40,890
he said he'd tell me
something later.
569
00:35:40,932 --> 00:35:42,851
And he believed it.
570
00:35:42,892 --> 00:35:46,229
And that means, you know,
he thought he'd be alive
571
00:35:46,271 --> 00:35:47,689
at the end of the night.
572
00:35:48,523 --> 00:35:50,567
Look...
573
00:35:50,608 --> 00:35:53,445
we're all taking this
really hard, Charlie.
574
00:35:53,486 --> 00:35:56,614
Do you know I would give
all of this up...
575
00:35:57,449 --> 00:35:58,658
to have my brother back.
576
00:35:58,700 --> 00:35:59,993
Bullshit.
577
00:36:03,038 --> 00:36:04,289
Sorry.
578
00:36:11,254 --> 00:36:12,464
You know what I think?
579
00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:15,633
I think...
580
00:36:17,469 --> 00:36:20,263
you need to get
the fuck out of town
581
00:36:20,305 --> 00:36:22,640
and don't show your face
around here again.
582
00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:25,560
Because in Texas,
583
00:36:25,602 --> 00:36:27,562
no matter if you're
canine or other,
584
00:36:27,604 --> 00:36:30,648
we do not smile kindly
on trespassers.
585
00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:34,903
Is that purely decorative?
586
00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:38,907
Not entirely, no.
587
00:36:41,117 --> 00:36:42,327
Shit.
588
00:36:50,001 --> 00:36:52,212
Well, yeah, I know,
but he basically said
589
00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,838
he'd shoot me
if I go back there.
590
00:36:57,300 --> 00:37:00,553
Look, you might be right,
but we don't have any proof.
591
00:37:00,595 --> 00:37:03,348
I don't know,
I just say we move on,
592
00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:06,142
fresh start, you know,
put all this behind us.
593
00:37:08,186 --> 00:37:11,064
Avenge you?
I don't even like you.
594
00:37:22,534 --> 00:37:24,536
Fine. Listen,
you got to stay here.
595
00:37:24,577 --> 00:37:26,871
Remember,
you're a wanted bitch.
596
00:37:28,456 --> 00:37:30,375
Just... alright,
I'll put on the sicko.
597
00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:32,252
I don't know about you,
598
00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:33,712
but what I do
in the bathroom
599
00:37:33,753 --> 00:37:35,672
definitely ain't
"gender neutral."
600
00:37:35,714 --> 00:37:36,673
Ugh.
601
00:37:38,091 --> 00:37:39,467
Just don't bark.
602
00:38:34,356 --> 00:38:36,232
I'm so sorry, Taffy.
603
00:38:36,274 --> 00:38:38,068
I'd rather
break my heart in two
604
00:38:38,109 --> 00:38:39,736
Thank you.
605
00:38:39,778 --> 00:38:43,406
Than have you spread
the word around
606
00:38:43,448 --> 00:38:46,785
Every time you put me down
607
00:39:23,822 --> 00:39:26,783
An air horn
at the symphony.
608
00:39:29,285 --> 00:39:30,245
Hmm.
609
00:40:24,883 --> 00:40:27,218
The heck are you doin'?
610
00:40:35,977 --> 00:40:37,479
The door was locked
from the inside,
611
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:39,522
but that's where
the cinnamon floss
612
00:40:39,564 --> 00:40:40,815
comes into play.
613
00:40:40,857 --> 00:40:43,193
Right? Cinnamon floss?
614
00:40:44,361 --> 00:40:45,695
I guess I'm not
over the part
615
00:40:45,737 --> 00:40:47,197
where you're
a human lie detector.
616
00:40:47,238 --> 00:40:49,866
Yeah, I know.
It's, uh, it's crazy, but--
617
00:40:49,908 --> 00:40:51,826
My favorite color
is yellow.
618
00:40:52,660 --> 00:40:53,745
Bullshit.
619
00:40:53,787 --> 00:40:56,122
-I grew up in Old Dime Box.
-Bullshit.
620
00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:57,791
I grew up in Tanglewood.
621
00:41:01,086 --> 00:41:02,921
Wow.
622
00:41:02,962 --> 00:41:05,256
You ever gamble?
'Cause you could
make a killing?
623
00:41:07,592 --> 00:41:08,843
Nah.
624
00:41:10,762 --> 00:41:12,681
I loved my husband.
625
00:41:13,598 --> 00:41:14,891
How about that one?
626
00:41:19,270 --> 00:41:20,605
Out of my purview.
627
00:41:22,607 --> 00:41:25,944
I loved how much
he loved what he did.
628
00:41:25,985 --> 00:41:28,863
And then one day he wakes up
and decides he hates the thing
629
00:41:28,905 --> 00:41:30,490
that he devoted
his life to.
630
00:41:30,532 --> 00:41:31,908
He thinks it's murder.
631
00:41:35,286 --> 00:41:37,664
I can only imagine that.
632
00:41:37,706 --> 00:41:40,166
I still don't believe
he wanted to die.
633
00:41:42,669 --> 00:41:44,713
Malfeasance, you said.
634
00:41:44,754 --> 00:41:45,880
Yeah.
635
00:41:46,589 --> 00:41:47,882
I think so.
636
00:41:51,636 --> 00:41:54,764
Well, I mean,
Taffy's got a solid alibi.
637
00:41:54,806 --> 00:41:56,725
We all heard him
on the radio.
638
00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:05,442
...these Chinese sonar attacks
639
00:42:05,483 --> 00:42:08,820
have caused a 30 percent
increase in homosexuality
640
00:42:08,862 --> 00:42:10,196
amongst our teens.
641
00:42:10,238 --> 00:42:12,449
Their beams are able
to traverse vast differences...
642
00:42:12,490 --> 00:42:14,617
-Oh, my God, bullshit.
-...and unlock the hormones
643
00:42:14,659 --> 00:42:16,661
associated with
unholy desires!
644
00:42:18,371 --> 00:42:19,706
And I'm going to tell you
645
00:42:19,748 --> 00:42:21,708
how to protect yourself
from these sonar attacks.
646
00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:24,002
But, uh, up first,
one of my favorite records,
647
00:42:24,044 --> 00:42:27,130
"Filles de Kilimanjaro"
by Miles Davis.
648
00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:28,256
Enjoy.
649
00:42:31,051 --> 00:42:32,719
Hey, uh,
how can I help you?
650
00:42:32,761 --> 00:42:35,555
Hanky T. Pickens.
651
00:42:35,597 --> 00:42:38,350
Wait, all this,
it's all a gag?
652
00:42:38,391 --> 00:42:41,353
I knew you
didn't really believe
any of this crap.
653
00:42:41,394 --> 00:42:42,979
Yeah. Well,
I also hate jazz,
654
00:42:43,021 --> 00:42:45,023
but, uh, that doesn't
stop me from doing
655
00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:48,610
Midnight Cool with Dr. James.
656
00:42:48,651 --> 00:42:51,821
Oh, my God.
The doctor is in...
657
00:42:51,863 --> 00:42:54,491
...the groove.
658
00:42:54,532 --> 00:42:55,700
Yeah.
659
00:42:56,242 --> 00:42:57,285
Wow.
660
00:42:57,327 --> 00:42:59,579
Yeah, I, I have logged
a lot of miles
661
00:42:59,621 --> 00:43:00,830
listening to you, man.
662
00:43:00,872 --> 00:43:02,332
You're blowing my mind
right now.
663
00:43:02,374 --> 00:43:03,333
What else do you do?
664
00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:04,250
The Morning Buzz
665
00:43:04,292 --> 00:43:05,502
with Jimmy the Jerk.
666
00:43:05,543 --> 00:43:07,212
- No.
- The Knitting Circle
667
00:43:07,253 --> 00:43:08,672
with Cathy Jay.
668
00:43:08,713 --> 00:43:10,215
Fucking Cathy.
669
00:43:10,256 --> 00:43:12,676
Y la Poderosa Super
670
00:43:12,717 --> 00:43:14,969
con DJ Sanchez.
671
00:43:15,011 --> 00:43:18,139
Oh, I, I'm not sure that
one's cool to do anymore.
672
00:43:18,181 --> 00:43:19,766
Yeah. You know, I was
a theater major in school,
673
00:43:19,808 --> 00:43:22,686
and there's a lot of hours
to fill in here.
674
00:43:22,727 --> 00:43:25,021
Uh, you work at,
at Boyle's, right?
675
00:43:25,063 --> 00:43:26,648
Yeah. How do you
know that?
676
00:43:26,690 --> 00:43:28,191
You kind of smell
like a fireplace.
677
00:43:29,275 --> 00:43:31,569
But not in a bad way.
678
00:43:31,611 --> 00:43:35,448
Yeah, I guess I came here
to scope out,
679
00:43:35,490 --> 00:43:37,117
poke around something.
680
00:43:37,158 --> 00:43:38,993
I don't know what I
actually thought I'd find.
681
00:43:39,035 --> 00:43:42,247
Uh, were you here
for last night's BBQ-and-A?
682
00:43:42,288 --> 00:43:45,500
Sure, sure. Uh,
Taffy brings me brisket.
683
00:43:47,794 --> 00:43:50,714
Uh, did he... leave
684
00:43:50,755 --> 00:43:52,507
at any point
during the show?
685
00:43:52,549 --> 00:43:54,968
No. I was sitting
right out there
the whole time,
686
00:43:55,010 --> 00:43:56,219
and he never came out.
687
00:43:57,429 --> 00:43:59,431
Can I ask you
a weird favor?
688
00:44:08,815 --> 00:44:10,400
When were you gonna
tell me you beat a dog
689
00:44:10,442 --> 00:44:12,068
within an inch
of its life?
690
00:44:12,819 --> 00:44:14,237
Um...
691
00:44:16,114 --> 00:44:17,907
I wasn't.
692
00:44:17,949 --> 00:44:21,119
Well, now we've got
a big problem.
693
00:44:22,454 --> 00:44:24,914
Here you go.
Whole BBQ hour
from last night.
694
00:44:24,956 --> 00:44:27,792
Wow. Thanks for your help.
695
00:44:27,834 --> 00:44:28,918
Literally any time.
696
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,004
I cannot overstate
how bored I am.
697
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,011
Uh, I think I know
how he did it.
698
00:44:38,053 --> 00:44:40,930
Oh, Charlie.
You scared me.
699
00:44:40,972 --> 00:44:43,099
I've been listening
to last night's show,
700
00:44:43,141 --> 00:44:46,603
and there's this
16-minute stretch
701
00:44:46,644 --> 00:44:47,771
with no live calls,
702
00:44:47,812 --> 00:44:50,982
where Taffy's just going on
about sausage.
703
00:44:51,024 --> 00:44:52,942
So if he had
prerecorded that,
704
00:44:52,984 --> 00:44:56,571
well, he could have snuck out
and killed George then.
705
00:44:56,613 --> 00:45:00,116
Wow, that's, I mean,
that's crazy.
706
00:45:00,158 --> 00:45:01,618
But would that
have been enough time?
707
00:45:01,659 --> 00:45:04,329
Well, actually, yes.
I, I tested it.
708
00:45:07,624 --> 00:45:10,210
Gah! Fuck you, Dog.
709
00:45:12,712 --> 00:45:13,922
Dog.
710
00:45:19,969 --> 00:45:21,763
The one piece
I can't figure out is that
711
00:45:21,805 --> 00:45:23,181
in order to have
prerecorded that,
712
00:45:23,223 --> 00:45:24,891
he would have had to know
that he was going to get
713
00:45:24,933 --> 00:45:26,434
a question about hot links.
714
00:45:28,019 --> 00:45:30,105
-He did.
-Oh, he did?
715
00:45:30,146 --> 00:45:31,147
He asked me to cue him.
716
00:45:31,189 --> 00:45:32,649
It's something
we've done before
717
00:45:32,691 --> 00:45:35,068
when we're trying to move
a particular cut of meat.
718
00:45:35,110 --> 00:45:37,362
Like you just go up
to someone who's eating it?
719
00:45:37,404 --> 00:45:38,530
Yeah.
720
00:45:38,571 --> 00:45:41,116
Wow. So, I mean, this is,
721
00:45:41,157 --> 00:45:43,076
this is some
serious shit, Charlie.
722
00:45:43,118 --> 00:45:46,037
I mean, this is
a murder accusation.
723
00:45:46,079 --> 00:45:48,206
- Can you prove it?
- Prove it?
724
00:45:48,248 --> 00:45:50,333
What, like cop prove it,
prove it?
725
00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:52,002
No, very much not.
726
00:45:52,043 --> 00:45:54,337
But goddamn, I swear,
there's a piece missing.
727
00:45:54,379 --> 00:45:57,007
You know, something
that would tie
the whole room together.
728
00:45:57,048 --> 00:45:59,009
It's, it's, it's right
on the edge of my brain
729
00:45:59,050 --> 00:46:00,885
just driving me nuts.
730
00:46:00,927 --> 00:46:03,013
Well, if you do
find real proof,
731
00:46:03,054 --> 00:46:04,973
you come to me first, okay?
732
00:46:05,015 --> 00:46:06,266
I'm, I'm tight
with the sheriff,
733
00:46:06,307 --> 00:46:08,727
and we can go
to him together.
734
00:46:10,395 --> 00:46:12,022
Good night, Charlie.
735
00:46:13,606 --> 00:46:15,108
Paprika.
736
00:46:19,571 --> 00:46:21,239
Paprika?
737
00:46:21,281 --> 00:46:24,534
Yeah, just this
stupid little thing
that's been bugging me.
738
00:46:24,576 --> 00:46:27,162
'Cause mostly
when people lie,
739
00:46:27,203 --> 00:46:29,122
it's for some dumb
"who cares" reason,
740
00:46:29,164 --> 00:46:30,665
which I'm sure this is.
741
00:46:30,707 --> 00:46:32,375
So last night
in the kitchen,
742
00:46:32,417 --> 00:46:35,378
you said you didn't know
where the paprika was,
743
00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:37,088
but y-you did know.
744
00:46:37,130 --> 00:46:40,592
So why were you lying
about the paprika?
745
00:46:45,597 --> 00:46:47,057
It was hectic.
746
00:46:47,098 --> 00:46:48,224
There was a lot going on,
747
00:46:48,266 --> 00:46:51,102
and I wanted Beto
to find it.
748
00:46:52,604 --> 00:46:53,605
To find it?
749
00:46:57,567 --> 00:46:58,610
Right.
750
00:47:00,278 --> 00:47:03,406
Look, Charlie,
I like you.
751
00:47:03,448 --> 00:47:07,410
And if Taffy really is
who you say he is, then...
752
00:47:07,452 --> 00:47:10,663
well, he must be
very dangerous.
753
00:47:10,705 --> 00:47:13,249
For your own safety,
I think your best move is
754
00:47:13,291 --> 00:47:17,212
to hit the road,
get a fresh start.
755
00:47:28,139 --> 00:47:30,016
God, I told you
to be quiet.
756
00:47:32,018 --> 00:47:33,770
I'm trying to think.
757
00:48:00,213 --> 00:48:01,798
Hey.
758
00:48:03,425 --> 00:48:06,636
Hey. Didn't I tell you
not to show your face
around here again?
759
00:48:06,678 --> 00:48:09,055
I know what you did,
you shit-kicking psycho.
760
00:48:09,097 --> 00:48:10,849
Why don't you do me
a favor and just get out?
761
00:48:10,890 --> 00:48:12,642
Nope. 'Cause I got proof.
762
00:48:12,684 --> 00:48:14,019
Cop proof.
763
00:48:14,060 --> 00:48:17,272
Something you missed,
and it's going to put you away.
764
00:48:17,313 --> 00:48:18,565
-Oh really?
-Well, at first,
765
00:48:18,606 --> 00:48:20,650
it was a lot
of little things.
766
00:48:20,692 --> 00:48:23,945
Dog tooth in the ashes,
cinnamon floss,
George's beer.
767
00:48:23,987 --> 00:48:26,114
You know, I sniffed the bottle,
and it didn't smell
like anything.
768
00:48:26,156 --> 00:48:28,992
And I thought,
what are you doing, Charlie?
You're not a poison sniffer.
769
00:48:29,034 --> 00:48:31,578
And anyway, you wouldn't use
a poison that would show up
770
00:48:31,619 --> 00:48:32,746
in an autopsy.
771
00:48:32,787 --> 00:48:35,415
You'd use Ambien
or something.
772
00:48:35,457 --> 00:48:37,625
But what does Ambien
even smell like?
773
00:48:37,667 --> 00:48:39,085
But what's weird was
774
00:48:39,127 --> 00:48:41,713
it really didn't smell
like anything.
775
00:48:41,755 --> 00:48:42,922
I mean, not even beer.
776
00:48:42,964 --> 00:48:45,842
You see, someone had
washed out the bottle.
777
00:48:45,884 --> 00:48:48,553
I mean, who washes out
a bottle of beer?
778
00:48:48,595 --> 00:48:51,556
So you think
George was killed
779
00:48:51,598 --> 00:48:53,475
because somebody
rinsed out a beer bottle?
780
00:48:53,516 --> 00:48:55,727
Well, then there was
your radio show.
781
00:48:55,769 --> 00:48:57,937
I listened to it
over and over,
782
00:48:57,979 --> 00:48:59,856
like I was Gene Hackman
or something.
783
00:48:59,898 --> 00:49:02,442
-Gene Hackman?
-I was looking for a sound.
784
00:49:02,484 --> 00:49:04,110
Uh, something
that would prove
785
00:49:04,152 --> 00:49:06,321
that you recorded it
ahead of time.
786
00:49:06,363 --> 00:49:07,906
And I found nothing.
787
00:49:07,947 --> 00:49:09,032
Of course, you didn't.
788
00:49:09,074 --> 00:49:11,618
But then I realized
it wasn't a sound.
789
00:49:11,659 --> 00:49:14,162
It was the absence
of a sound.
790
00:49:14,204 --> 00:49:16,956
Sort of like the beer
but for the ears.
791
00:49:16,998 --> 00:49:20,001
The truth train.
You know, it goes by
every hour on the quarter.
792
00:49:20,043 --> 00:49:22,212
I-- You can hear it
in all the other shows.
793
00:49:22,253 --> 00:49:23,588
You should have been
able to hear it
794
00:49:23,630 --> 00:49:24,881
in last night's BBQ-and-A,
795
00:49:24,923 --> 00:49:27,384
but it's not there.
796
00:49:27,425 --> 00:49:29,886
Oh.
797
00:49:48,071 --> 00:49:49,739
So, let me get
this straight.
798
00:49:51,324 --> 00:49:55,245
You think that I could be
charged for murder
799
00:49:55,286 --> 00:49:59,833
because you didn't hear
the sound of a... a train.
800
00:50:04,504 --> 00:50:05,463
Probably not.
801
00:50:06,715 --> 00:50:09,175
But that's when I found
the real proof.
802
00:50:09,217 --> 00:50:11,845
The thing that's gonna
put your ass away.
803
00:50:11,886 --> 00:50:14,806
Well, I'm going
to explain it to you
804
00:50:14,848 --> 00:50:16,933
in great detail
right now.
805
00:50:16,975 --> 00:50:19,728
You see...
806
00:50:30,697 --> 00:50:32,032
- Hello?
- We're fucked.
807
00:50:32,073 --> 00:50:34,534
She's got us
dead to rights.
808
00:50:34,576 --> 00:50:37,203
Taffy? What are you
talking about?
809
00:50:37,245 --> 00:50:38,747
That nasty little blonde.
810
00:50:38,788 --> 00:50:41,332
She can prove
we killed George.
811
00:50:41,374 --> 00:50:42,542
Wha--?
812
00:50:42,584 --> 00:50:45,128
Okay, calm down, Taffy.
Tell me what happened.
813
00:50:45,170 --> 00:50:46,421
I'm going
to call the sheriff.
814
00:50:46,463 --> 00:50:48,673
Tell him everything.
Maybe he'll cut us a deal.
815
00:50:48,715 --> 00:50:50,675
Taffy, do not.
816
00:50:50,717 --> 00:50:52,886
That is the last thing
we should do.
817
00:50:52,927 --> 00:50:54,137
I'm scared, baby.
818
00:50:54,179 --> 00:50:56,806
I'm so scared.
I can't go to prison.
819
00:50:58,892 --> 00:51:01,227
Well, maybe if you'd
stuck to my plan
820
00:51:01,269 --> 00:51:02,812
and hadn't attacked
that fuckin' dog,
821
00:51:02,854 --> 00:51:04,439
she wouldn't be on to us.
822
00:51:07,901 --> 00:51:09,486
Don't do anything.
823
00:51:10,653 --> 00:51:12,447
I'll be there
in 10 minutes.
824
00:51:15,158 --> 00:51:17,327
See you soon, sweetheart.
825
00:51:18,119 --> 00:51:19,579
Which seems inconsequential
826
00:51:19,621 --> 00:51:21,206
until you consider
the atmospherics.
827
00:51:21,247 --> 00:51:23,291
The high yesterday
was 72 degrees.
828
00:51:23,333 --> 00:51:25,085
84 percent.
829
00:51:25,126 --> 00:51:27,879
Four miles per hour
from the east.
830
00:51:27,921 --> 00:51:30,632
Not an unusual
set of conditions
831
00:51:30,674 --> 00:51:32,092
in and of themselves,
832
00:51:32,133 --> 00:51:34,135
but nothing exists
in a vacuum.
833
00:51:34,177 --> 00:51:38,348
Do you know
the smoke point of hickory?
834
00:51:38,390 --> 00:51:40,767
-No.
-570 degrees.
835
00:51:40,809 --> 00:51:43,061
That's 570 degrees.
836
00:51:43,103 --> 00:51:44,896
I'm going
to let you ponder
837
00:51:44,938 --> 00:51:46,356
the implications
of that for a moment.
838
00:51:46,398 --> 00:51:49,109
Charlie, what the fuck
are you talking about?
839
00:51:49,150 --> 00:51:51,277
Look, look, I've been
hearing your bullshit
840
00:51:51,319 --> 00:51:53,238
this whole time
for 20 minutes straight,
841
00:51:53,279 --> 00:51:55,115
and it doesn't make
any fuckin' sense.
842
00:51:55,156 --> 00:51:58,118
Now, for Pete's sake,
could you do me a favor
843
00:51:58,159 --> 00:52:01,287
and just let me know what
this undeniable evidence is?
844
00:52:03,373 --> 00:52:05,125
It doesn't matter.
845
00:52:05,166 --> 00:52:06,960
-What?
-Eh, doesn't matter.
846
00:52:07,002 --> 00:52:08,628
Because I just got
a confession, so.
847
00:52:08,670 --> 00:52:10,296
I haven't confessed
to anything.
848
00:52:10,338 --> 00:52:12,298
Oh, no, not yours.
849
00:52:12,340 --> 00:52:15,301
What the hell
is all this, huh?
850
00:52:15,343 --> 00:52:16,803
It's what your brother
taught me.
851
00:52:16,845 --> 00:52:19,014
The most important part
of the cook...
852
00:52:19,556 --> 00:52:21,016
it's the stall.
853
00:52:24,561 --> 00:52:25,520
What?
854
00:52:26,396 --> 00:52:27,981
There he is!
855
00:52:28,023 --> 00:52:30,358
There's my husband's killer.
856
00:52:35,405 --> 00:52:37,407
Which will conclusively prove
857
00:52:37,449 --> 00:52:38,742
George Soros' role
858
00:52:38,783 --> 00:52:41,119
in orchestrating
the plandemic.
859
00:52:41,161 --> 00:52:43,371
But first,
dear patriots,
860
00:52:43,413 --> 00:52:45,999
the truth train has
brought us a conspiracy
861
00:52:46,041 --> 00:52:47,792
in our own backyard.
862
00:52:47,834 --> 00:52:50,086
Now, you may think
you know the story,
863
00:52:50,128 --> 00:52:52,380
brotherly bloodshed
at Boyle's Barbecue
864
00:52:52,422 --> 00:52:55,258
where the side
of the day is fratricide.
865
00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:57,344
But it turns out
there's one more layer
866
00:52:57,385 --> 00:53:00,597
of this bloomin' onion
left to peel back.
867
00:53:00,638 --> 00:53:03,683
Now, feast your ears
on this.
868
00:53:03,725 --> 00:53:06,353
I'm scared, baby.
I'm so scared.
869
00:53:06,394 --> 00:53:07,604
I can't go to prison.
870
00:53:07,645 --> 00:53:10,023
Well, maybe
if you'd stuck to my plan
871
00:53:10,065 --> 00:53:11,608
and hadn't attacked
that fuckin' dog,
872
00:53:11,649 --> 00:53:13,318
she wouldn't be on to us.
873
00:53:14,652 --> 00:53:16,363
Shit.
874
00:53:16,404 --> 00:53:18,948
Now, it's like
I always say,
875
00:53:18,990 --> 00:53:21,868
there's a whole lot
of bullshit out there.
876
00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:24,079
So I'd like to give
a special shoutout
877
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:25,622
to the truth tellers.
878
00:53:25,663 --> 00:53:30,502
Those real-life heroes
that can sniff it on out.
879
00:53:30,543 --> 00:53:33,421
See, they're our only hope
against Soros,
880
00:53:33,463 --> 00:53:35,840
Pelosi, the Zionists,
881
00:53:35,882 --> 00:53:38,718
the Mexicans,
the snowflakes,
882
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,345
and the local...
883
00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:47,602
I'm so glad I found you
884
00:53:47,644 --> 00:53:49,604
Stay strong,
truth tellers.
885
00:53:50,605 --> 00:53:51,773
Stay strong.
886
00:53:51,815 --> 00:53:53,900
Let me put
my arms around you
887
00:53:53,942 --> 00:53:56,194
And we'll rock
till the break of dawn
888
00:53:56,236 --> 00:53:58,321
This feels like heaven
889
00:53:59,155 --> 00:54:01,866
Just you and me
890
00:54:01,908 --> 00:54:05,078
This feels like heaven
891
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:08,081
Oh yes, indeed
892
00:54:08,123 --> 00:54:11,960
Yes, you know you
stand here in my arms
893
00:54:12,002 --> 00:54:14,921
Rockin' and rollin'
all night long
894
00:54:14,963 --> 00:54:17,132
Feels like heaven
895
00:54:17,173 --> 00:54:19,884
Just you and me
896
00:54:19,926 --> 00:54:22,345
I'm in my glory
897
00:54:23,096 --> 00:54:24,848
Oh yes, indeed
898
00:54:24,889 --> 00:54:28,226
Mmm, seems like a story
899
00:54:29,102 --> 00:54:31,855
Just you and me
900
00:54:31,896 --> 00:54:35,859
Well, you know
you're standin' here,
kissing my lips
901
00:54:35,900 --> 00:54:38,028
You make my
poor heart go
902
00:54:38,069 --> 00:54:41,072
This feels like heaven
903
00:54:41,114 --> 00:54:43,199
Just you and me
904
00:54:44,993 --> 00:54:47,871
I'm so glad I found you
905
00:54:47,912 --> 00:54:50,874
'Cause I was all alone
906
00:54:50,915 --> 00:54:53,585
Let me put my arms
around you
907
00:54:53,626 --> 00:54:56,463
And we'll rock
till the break of dawn
63765
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