Original subtitles

[triumphant music playing]

[Chakalau] Welcome back to Chillion.

[chuckles]

You'll see we've made some changes.

-[creature wailing] -[Chilla grunts, panting]

Whoa!

[KRS] Ooh. This is festive.

Ah! Hello, friend.

Oh-- Oh!

-Ooh. You're a little heavy. I got you! -[Chilla laughing]

[Chillas chanting]

[Chakalau] The young ones are preparing for Yachtwanuun,

one of our oldest rituals.

Those cubs who have come of age

and proven themselves stout of heart and bold in spirit

will cross the bridge into adulthood.

They will become the tribe's newest warriors.

You should join, Sean. It's your birthday.

Hmm. You should both join.

Stout of heart, bold in spirit.

I could think of no other cubs more deserving. Come.

-[Sean gasps] -[both laugh]

-[Vax] Hmm? -[grunts]

Mmm… I-I'm good.

[growling]

I mean, yum.

[growls]

-[Terry] Ugh! -[kids laughing]

[Chilla] Mmm! [chuckles]

You've raised two amazing children.

Well, now that I'm out of a job,

I guess I'll actually be able to spend time with them.

Kinda funny how that worked out.

[coughing]

So you'll quit bounty hunting for good?

Well, I can't work for the Conglomerate again.

[fire roars]

I mean, I could go back to bounty hunting on Earth, but money's not as good.

Maybe I'll actually look into truck driving.

You could join my team.

We're always looking for fighters to help us oppose the EHC.

The good guys may not pay as much, but we always take care of our people.

Yeah?

Yeah. All right. Thanks for that.

I'll consider it.

[cell phone chimes]

[dramatic sting]

[screams]

What's wrong?

Mom's on her way to the house right now.

Oh, psh. We've got plenty of time.

Look, when Mom sends an "on my way" text,

what it really means is that she hasn't left the house yet.

Now, if she sends a second text…

[cell phone chimes]

[dramatic stings]

-[all gasp] -Oh.

We've gotta get home.

[groans] We never got those Warp Pods.

What are we gonna do, Dad?

We're even farther from home now than when we started.

[Chakalau] Hmm. Perhaps we could be of assistance.

Warp Pods!

Our people have no use for them. Take as many as you like.

Our thank you for everything that you've done.

We're rich. Rich, I say! [laughs maniacally]

All right. Calm down there, bud.

So, I guess this is goodbye?

I guess so.

Stay out of trouble.

You first.

All right, guys. We gotta go. Load up.

[uplifting music playing]

[music intensifies]

Leeza!

[Chillas] Yachtwanuun!

Sean!

[Chillas] Yachtwanuun!

[Chakalau] Sabo!

[Chillas] Yachtwanuun!

-[Lisa laughs] -[Chillas] Yachtwanuun!

Yachtwanuun!

["Intergalactic" playing]

Here we go.

-KRS-- -[Sean] Wait!

I wanna say it this time.

[chuckles] Go for it, bud.

[clears throat]

KRS, punch it!

[KRS] Ha! You got it, Sean.

[music continues]

[gasps]

♪ Well, now, don't you tell me to smile ♪

♪ You stick around I'll make it worth your while ♪

♪ Got numbers beyond what you can dial ♪

♪ Maybe it's because I'm so versatile ♪

♪ Style, profile, I said… ♪

-[song stops abruptly] -[horns honking]

[groans] You got to be kidding me.

[cars honking]

["Intergalactic" resumes]

Soon? What's "soon"? Can you give me an ETA?

-Dad! -[KRS] Terry, pay attention!

Don't text and fly!

It's fine. See? It's under control.

-[space-time fabric scratches] -[kids] Dad!

[Terry] Trying to get us there before Mom.

That won't matter if we're dead!

[easy-listening music playing on radio]

[vocalizing]

[volume increases]

[kids screaming]

[music continues]

[tense music playing]

[all panting]

[Sean] Come on!

-Kids, seat belts. -[engine starts]

[tense music continues]

[engine revs]

Quickly! Quickly! Get out! Get out!

-Let's get inside the house. -[both] Come on!

[groaning]

[both] We did it. We did it.

[Terry chuckles]

[gasps]

[imposing music playing]

-Mom, it's not what it looks like. -It's not ours. It's… a rental.

We can explain.

Nah.

Terry, I thought we agreed that we would never take them into space.

[Terry sighs]

-Wait. What? -Uh…

[sighs] I think it's time we tell them.

[sighs] Yeah. You're right.

-Tell us? -What's going on?

[sighs]

About 20 years ago, I took a job.

There was a fugitive who was on the run, and the people who were after her, well…

they wanted her pretty bad.

[dance music playing]

[Lisa] "Her"?

W-Wait.

[Sean] No way.

-[dance music isolates] -[passionate music playing]

[gasps]

[dance music resumes]

Huh?

Are you gonna stare at me all night, or are you gonna ask me to dance?

[music slows down]

Now, I actually let her get the drop on me.

He didn't. He was much slower back then.

[chuckles, clears throat]

[music resumes]

[both laughing]

You got moves, huh?

[sighs]

[metal clangs]

Sorry. Nothing personal.

I know. I was just hoping you'd wait a little while longer.

-[Terry groans] -[Tess grunts]

-Huh? -Sorry. Nothing personal.

[laughs]

[grunts]

[groaning]

[Tess groaning]

-[chuckles] -[Tess grunts]

[yelps]

Ugh.

-[laughs] Nice try. -[Tess laughs]

You think I was trying?

[Terry] There was something about her, though.

I just couldn't get her out of my head.

She's got that effect on people.

[Sean] But how'd you know she wasn't tricking you?

-I knew. -He did not.

[soul music playing]

[Terry] So, I kinda went AWOL.

Instead of turning her in…

[Tess] We fell in love.

Starting a new life meant a lot of changes.

New name, new home, new everything.

We were both on the run now.

-Hello? Anybody in there? -[laughs]

-Hey! [baby-talks] -[Sean squeals]

-[Lisa laughs] -[Tess] Aw!

[cell phone chimes]

[Tess] And that's why when your father took up bounty hunting again, I…

I got scared.

[children singing]

[Tess] You know, the job meant he'd spend more and more time away…

[sighs]

[audience applauding]

[groans]

[Terry] Eventually,

seemed like the best thing to do was maybe just spend some time apart.

I didn't wanna jeopardize you guys' or your mother's safety,

and we just needed to figure things out.

[crickets chirping]

We're aliens?!

What? That's what you got from that?

Eh, technically, part alien.

But that doesn't mean you're any less human than anybody else. Okay, honey?

This is awesome!

[gasps] Wait. Does that mean we have powers?!

Sean, don't be dumb.

Wait. Do we have powers?

Do we have alien cousins? Do we get to live in space now?

-Wait. Can I-- -[Tess] Honey, please.

-But-- -Please!

You took them into space without telling me, then lied about it.

You just go and make decisions like that on your own.

What is wrong with you?

Mom, it's not Dad's fault.

Yeah. We snuck onto his ship. He didn't even know we were there!

-And then we threw away his Warp Pods. -Guys.

Tess, yeah. Yes. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to get them involved, but it happened. [sighs]

And I could've told you, I-I should've told you,

but I knew it would look like I dropped the ball again.

Which I did.

Then, turned out we couldn't come home straightaway,

and I was trying to finish this job

so I could buy Warp Pods to get us back before you found out,

but we ran into Glorlox,

and we got attacked by these alien bug things,

then the whole Chilla situation--

Terry. Are you out of your mind?!

I mean, wh-what-- what am I even supposed--

What-- what do you want me to say to any of this?

Wh-Why are you even telling me this?

Because you deserve the truth. Whatever that means for us.

Tess, I've said so many times that I want us to work. And I mean that.

But I know that can't happen if I'm not 100 with you. And the kids.

I've been wrong, a lot.

You were right. My priorities were messed up,

and I wasted so much time not focusing on what's important.

No more secrets. No more bounty hunting.

I'm here now.

Terry, I… I don't know what you want me to say.

You don't have to say anything. Just know that I'm ready to do the work.

[uplifting music playing]

Best birthday ever!

[grunts]

-[laughs] -[Terry] Huh?

[parents chuckling]

-[knocking] -[music stops]

-You expecting someone? -[Terry] Mm-mmm.

[groaning]

-[Tess gasps] -[kids] Dad!

You couldn't just take the money.

[gasps] He's alive?

No.

Just what did you think would happen exactly?

You-- you thought you could attack us,

and there wouldn't be consequences? [scoffs]

That we wouldn't come and find you?

Get down!

[groaning]

[kids] Dad!

[ominous music playing]

[Tess yells]

[grunts, groans]

[kids] Mom!

Tess!

-Enough! -[fixer groans]

-[growls] -What the…

-[groaning] -[fixer growls]

What are you?

[coughs, groans]

[grunting]

-[groans] -[fixer snickers, grunts]

-[grunts] -[Terry groaning]

-[groans] -Ah.

[grunts]

[groans]

-[fixer grunts, snickers] -[Terry groans]

[Lisa yelling]

[both grunting]

[growling, groans]

[grunting]

[yells]

[growls] Vermin!

[grunting]

-[fixer growls, grunting] -[Lisa grunts]

[Sean] Let me go!

You won't… [grunts] …win. We're not afraid of you.

[blaster charging up]

Let 'em go.

[snickers]

-[kids whimpering] -[fixer grunts]

-[Terry gasps] -[Lisa screaming]

[grunts]

[Sean grunting]

[fixer snickers]

[Sean screams, grunts]

[fixer breathing heavily]

[roars]

You do not touch my baby.

[fixer groans]

[gasps] Whoa! Mom!

[Tess grunts]

You know, I only came here for Terry.

[ominous music continues]

But of course, the thing to remember when dealing with vermin…

is they multiply.

Try me.

[snarls]

[both grunting]

[Tess yells]

[grunts]

[panting]

-[yelling] -[knife clangs, drops]

-[grunting weakly] -[metal resonates]

[fixer growls]

-[roars] -[Tess yells, groans]

[fixer snickering]

[Terry] Hey! Freak show!

[fixer groaning]

[Lisa yells, grunts]

[roars]

-You picked the wrong house. -[fixer growls]

[Terry panting]

[grunting, groans]

[Tess grunting]

[Lisa yelling, groans]

[Tess roars, grunts]

-Terry! -[Terry] I know! I know!

-[fixer grunting] -[Terry groans]

[Lisa yelling]

[yelps, screams]

[groans]

[both] Lisa!

-[Terry grunting, groans] -[fixer grunting]

[Tess grunting]

Lisa!

Sean, get your sister out of here!

-But-- -Now! [groans]

[grunts, groans]

-[fixer grunts] -[Terry groaning]

[yells]

[ominous music continues]

[groans]

-[fixer snickers] -[Terry growls]

-[grunting] -[groans]

[groaning]

You are nothing. You are mud beneath my boot.

You are gristle.

[Tess] Stop!

[breathing heavily]

[growls, grunts]

I said stop.

-[staff blasts] -[fixer screaming, groans]

[triumphant music playing]

[ominous music playing]

Gotta get the kids outta here. I'll buy you some time.

Terry, whatever happens, it's us, okay?

It's us.

-[roars] -[grunts]

-[tires squealing] -Hmm?

[action music playing]

Huh?

[Grandma yells, laughs]

[fixer groaning]

[sparks sizzling]

Whoa! Grandma!

Nobody messes with my babies.

Mama?! Are you out of your mind?!

What?

That was an alien.

A vicious, dangerous alien!

And? I was in New York in the '70s, okay?

Trying to talk to me about some alien. Hmph.

[metal creaking]

[ominous music playing]

[growls]

You gotta be kidding me.

That hurt!

[all yelp]

[Sean whimpering, groans]

[ominous music continues]

[Terry groaning]

[Sean grunting]

Mom? Dad?

[Terry groaning]

[fixer growling]

[Sean] Uh…

Go away!

-[fixer snickers] -[Warp Pod cracks]

[gasps]

[growls]

Gotcha.

[growling]

[snarls]

-[Terry grunting] -[fixer groans]

[both grunting]

-[Tess yells] -[groans]

[growls]

-Sean! Now! -Sean!

[Tess grunts]

No, no, no. No!

You insignificant rats.

You insects. [grunts]

[grunting]

This time, stay dead.

[breathing heavily] No!

-[blaster fires] -[Warp Pod cracks]

[electricity crackling]

You will never be safe. [coughs]

We will never stop hunting you.

You understand?!

We are everywh--

[stuttering, distorted]

[Warp Pod blasts]

[foreboding music playing]

[all exhale]

Best birthday ever!

-Hug! -No.

Son, please. There's a lot of things that hurt right now.

Okay. Okay. No. This is good.

[Tess sniffs, groans]

Ugh. Okay. That is enough. Y'all all smell like outside.

That's probably me.

All right. Let's get you all to a shower.

And a doctor.

Um… Shower first, then doctor.

[Terry] So listen.

Getting beat half to death by a lizard alien

has given me some time to think.

From now on, we really should just be open about everything.

It'll probably be much less painful and expensive in the long run.

[chuckles] Agreed.

I am not cleaning up this mess.

-[energy warbling] -[Terry] What?

-[Peanut whining in distance] -What on earth?

[shock sting]

[Peanut whimpers]

Peanut!

There you are. I was wondering where you ran off to.

[Lisa] So, Mom, when do I get one of those glowing staff thingies?

[Sean] Wait. If Lisa's getting one, I want one too.

-[Terry] Guys. -[Lisa] Sean, get your own alien thingy.

-[Sean] Mom. -[Tess] Guys!

[laughs]

♪ If I got it ♪

♪ Your love brought it ♪

♪ If I got a house, got a home ♪

♪ Little meat left on my bones ♪

♪ If I got it ♪

♪ Baby, your love brought it ♪

♪ Before I met you, dear Couldn't face my fears ♪

♪ I was insincere There was a price to pay ♪

[music fades]

-[ship bangs] -[bird shrieks]

[alarm blaring]

♪ Bounty hunter, baby ♪

♪ Hey, yo ♪

♪ He sees you running So he flips into attack mode ♪

♪ So keep on running Or he'll put you on your back, bro ♪

♪ I'll tell you something Ain't nothing stronger or fast, though ♪

♪ His enemy cringe When he's on that villainy smash, though ♪

♪ Better think fast, bro He put you on blast, yo ♪

♪ With you in his grip, he turning you in Collecting the cash flow ♪

♪ Catching the crooks, never you'd think But he let go when he go to the bank ♪

♪ Sabo, striking fear in the shadows ♪

♪ Hey, I just call him my dad, bro ♪

♪ Yo, yo, my dad, the bounty hunter ♪

-♪ Get 'em ♪ -♪ Yo, my dad, the bounty hunter ♪

♪ Hey, yo, my dad, the bounty hunter ♪

♪ Yo, my dad, the bounty hunter ♪

♪ Yo, after them ships, baby ♪