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Yes?
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I'm sorry.
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I know I treated you badly.
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-Why are you here?
-I didn't let you near me.
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Like in Friends,
when Ross falls in love with Joey
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and can't accept it.
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-Which episode?
-No idea. I never saw the show.
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It doesn't matter.
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A friend from my therapy group asked
if I'd ever been vulnerable with anyone.
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-Zoé.
-First I thought no, but then
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I thought of you.
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I'm here to ask you
to give me another chance,
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because I love you.
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-With all of my...
-Heart?
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-Yes! You see? We get each other.
-Zoé.
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And to show you that I'm ready to open up,
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and to be vulnerable,
I'm standing here, literally...
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-Naked.
-Luca?
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I tried to re-enact a scene from a romcom.
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Shit.
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If I had known, I'd have worn underwear.
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But I forgot that I hate romcoms.
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He didn't want me back.
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Zoé, wait.
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Maybe I do like romcoms.
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And now, we're back together.
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-I see.
-What?
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He left his fiancée?
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Broke her heart?
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And dumped her unscrupulously? For you.
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How romantic is that?
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What I would like to know is
why you changed your mind so suddenly.
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-Last week...
-You inspired me.
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Nele, with your
seemingly pointless puppy love
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and Dennis, with your lovesickness
for Yvonne.
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I'm glad our emotional pain helped you.
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The old Zoé threw Luca away
as if he was nothing.
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The new Zoé sees the truth.
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I love him.
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And you haven't even had sex. I mean...
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Well...
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It's hard to say no to hot sex, isn't it?
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-Ben?
-No, don't do that. Leave me out of it.
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I'm abstinent.
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Let's do a little exercise.
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It's unusual, but I'm sure that...
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Anja, screw the exercise.
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Who wants to hear
more about my breakthrough?
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-Me.
-It might open up a new perspective.
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I am the new perspective!
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Fine. Then let's take a break.
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Five-minute break, guys. Then we continue!
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We need to talk.
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Let me guess, you need a metaphor.
How about...
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You're disrupting the therapy.
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Impossible.
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I've won at therapy.
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Impossible. You can't win at therapy.
You can't just change your identity.
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Like Dieter does with his washcloths.
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There's the metaphor.
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Zoé. Tell me, do you really believe that?
That one can force heal?
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That it's that simple?
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Okay.
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Then please don't drag the others into it.
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I'm counting on you.
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Hey, Nele? Nele, can I talk to you
for a moment?
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Okay.
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What happened between us in the pool...
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Nothing happened between us in the pool.
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-I thought we had a moment...
-I saw that floozy you were with.
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Floozy?
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No, no. It was just some chick.
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Just some chick?
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There he is again, old Ben.
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-Still a fuckboy.
-Nele.
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It's fine, you know?
Do your thing. But not with me.
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Zoé's changed completely. I want that too.
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-Great idea.
-Zoé!
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Last week I almost made
a totally stupid mistake.
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But this time my eyes were opened in time.
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And now, Zoé has what I've always wanted.
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True love.
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My love is mega-true.
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We should tone
this thing down a little bit...
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You know what? From now on,
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I'm going to step outside my comfort zone
and try it the Zoé way.
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The old Nele was a total loser.
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New Nele will do better.
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Awesome. Dennis, how about you?
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Old Dennis wasted
half his life with Yvonne.
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I want to change too.
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Fuck it! I'll download Tinder.
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-Yes.
-Breakthrough!
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-You and I have a problem now.
-Who'd have thought therapy could help?
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I didn't really.
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But it works. A miracle.
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Let's hear it for Anja,
the best therapist ever!
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Okay. This therapy session is over.
You can go.
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Go!
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-Ciao, Anja.
-Bye.
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Fuck me!
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Okay. Today you will dare to be different.
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I told you, changing yourself is easy.
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Would old Nele ever have hit on a guy?
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On public transportation?
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No.
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And see? Now, you have a hot date.
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-That's awesome.
-Mega awesome.
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And he looks so good.
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Although, the best looking guys
are usually serial killers.
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Ted Bundy, OJ Simpson, Dexter.
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That's why it's a double date.
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-And we have a safe word.
-Yeah.
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-I am hungry.
-I am hungry.
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I see there are two Zoés today.
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-Double trouble.
-Two amigas.
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Zoé?
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Can I borrow some of your clothes?
You know, a...
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-A bit more slutty.
-Stylish.
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Yes.
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-All the sauces, no onions.
-Thanks.
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Have you seen Nele's new look? Seriously?
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That was the wrong falafel.
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All this new Nele, old Nele shit.
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-That's just embarrassing.
-It was the right one.
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She said she almost made a stupid mistake.
Hello? What stupid mistake?
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Wait. Do you have feelings for Nele?
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No.
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That's why you stared at her in therapy.
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No. Something was stuck in her teeth.
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And you didn't ask
the dog owner for her number.
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No, I have allergies.
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-That's why you talk about her constantly.
-Stop.
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Stop.
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Do you know how crazy you sound?
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Like this falafel, you got it wrong.
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You sure?
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Shit.
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Because...
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I'm here for you, if you...
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Romantic and sexual feelings
aren't allowed at therapy.
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If I did, I'd have to leave the group.
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Right? But I don't.
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-Okay. Sorry.
-It's all good.
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You're just scared to use Tinder.
Show me your profile.
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No one knows how to get a woman
better than me.
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BEN - Can we talk?
NELE - NOPE!
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One you really want.
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This one's yours.
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Right.
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Is everything okay?
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Little Luca doesn't want to.
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Have you really changed?
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Yes, of course.
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I've changed.
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Trust me.
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I love you.
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Well?
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How do I look?
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-Like me. So hot!
-Right?
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I feel relaxed.
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And also somehow more cynical.
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Go lick some pussy, bro.
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Speaking of pussy,
we must burn the painting.
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Why?
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That's a postmodern examination
of the fears of today's society.
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Why do fears in modern society
have to be so vagina-shaped?
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Luca?
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I don't want Louis to think
I have no taste.
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If you want to be cool,
then you can't care what Louis thinks.
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I totally don't care what Louis thinks.
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Oh, God. There he is.
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I'm not ready yet. Okay.
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Can you get that? The door.
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Yes.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I haven't dared to swipe anyone.
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But my profile is nice.
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Okay. Favorite movie, Matrix 3.
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-Underrated.
-Favorite rapper, Justin Bieber?
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Surprisingly good at freestyle.
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And favorite cocktail, Shirley Temple.
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Non-alcoholic, tasty. Nice drink.
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Okay, let's start over.
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Yeah.
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-I'm hungry.
-We're going to a restaurant.
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What? No. I am hungry.
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Right. Our safe word.
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Okay. What is it?
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Your date is the sexy guy
from the costume party.
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-Your hot horror priest?
-But don't worry.
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He's yours. I've got Luca.
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Okay, that means he's into women like you.
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In other words...
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women like me. Excellent.
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Hey, there's the stranger.
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Just chatted me up on the bus.
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-Hey.
-Yeah, it takes a mindset
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and the best things happen
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when you step out of your comfort zone.
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You can tell by the apartment.
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Rad painting.
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So grim. But also nice.
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Yes.
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I just totally love how it...
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portrays the fear in society
and this post-modern stuff.
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As if Gerhard Richter
and Georgia O'Keeffe had a child.
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Yes. I totally know what that means.
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It'll be a fun first date.
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Yes. I certainly remember our first date.
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Oh, so do I. Of course.
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-At the museum.
-At the movies-- museum.
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Yes, the art was so beautiful.
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I remember what you wore.
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-Your white dress.
-Yes, my white T-shirt-- summer dress.
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You don't remember our first date?
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How could I forget
the most important day of my whole life?
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-Zoé, are you hungry?
-Yes. Very.
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Oh God. I fucked it up.
I'm not romantic enough.
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Hey, Zoé. Luca loves you.
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But he doubts me.
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It's not easy to change yourself.
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I know what to do.
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You become me.
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Whose '90s romcom DVDs are at your place?
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Zoé's. I only watch art house
and porn and art house porn.
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What's with you and romcoms lately?
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I love romcoms.
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And everything by Disney.
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The one with the dog and the other dog.
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Lady and the Tramp?
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Yes. That's my favorite movie.
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Since you're my little Padawan now,
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I'll tell you what the secret sauce is.
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The most important thing is the profile.
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That's 95 % of the game.
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Give me your phone.
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Okay, stand there.
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Look into the camera. Be a tiger.
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Shall I growl? Or what...
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Yes?
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I mean, be yourself, but be a tiger.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Not quite right.
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I have an idea.
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Give me a bit more.
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Yes. Turn a bit more.
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A bit more.
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That's it. And look behind you.
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Yes, that's it.
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-Like this?
-Yes. And now the jacket.
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A bit more.
Turn your head more.
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Perfect.
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-Really?
-It's perfect, dude.
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Look.
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Are you sure?
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Don't you think it's a bit shouldery?
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Of course, I'm sure.
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You look so fresh.
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Fresher than ever, okay?
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But you can't see my face.
Like not at all.
264
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,080
Dude. Women love secrets.
265
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:51,800
No one knows what the Z in Jay-Z means,
but he married Beyoncé. Fuck it.
266
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,520
What's up with the outfit?
267
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,920
-You don't like it?
-It's cute.
268
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,760
Here you go.
269
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:07,000
Dude. It's like a sex buffet.
270
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,320
Slow down.
You know you can also reject profiles?
271
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,240
No way. That's super unfriendly.
272
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,040
Hello, Marie. Anne.
273
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,440
And Mimi. She has a sweet Chihuahua.
274
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,520
What happened now?
275
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,720
That was a match.
276
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,320
-What do I do?
-Message her.
277
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,520
What should I say?
278
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,160
Hey or hello.
279
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,400
Ciao is sexy.
280
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,400
That's stressful.
281
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,800
What's the purple chili?
282
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,440
Is she hungry?
283
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,280
That, my friend, is an eggplant.
284
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,800
Vegan, okay. I see.
285
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:52,440
Have you been living under a rock?
That means penis.
286
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,640
-She sends me a penis?
-She's horny.
287
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,560
Wow, okay. Another match.
288
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,680
I haven't answered
the pervert vegetable lady yet.
289
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,800
Maybe it's a bit too much...
290
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:10,760
I got it.
291
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,720
I know you want my purple chili, baby.
292
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:22,800
The whole concept of romance
has totally lost its meaning.
293
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:28,240
Like weddings, Valentine's Day,
moonlight walks.
294
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,200
All this kitsch
295
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,880
is based on old-fashioned ideas
of how men and women should be.
296
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,680
Yes, totally.
297
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,880
I hate moonlight walks
and kitsch like that.
298
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,800
I can't really think of anything worse.
299
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:46,080
I used to think so too,
until I fell in love with my Lucali.
300
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:52,160
Our appetizer. Freshly fried grasshoppers.
301
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,680
Officially left the comfort zone.
302
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,560
Would you like something different?
303
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,080
No. Insects are my favorite.
304
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:10,320
Why not eat something small and creepy
and feeds on feces?
305
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,800
-Totally cool.
-Really good.
306
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,080
Did I tell you about my experience?
307
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,480
When I took hash cookies to a funeral?
308
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,800
-Really?
-Yes.
309
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,080
I love technology.
310
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,640
You can be who you want online.
311
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:45,080
Yes. But be careful, okay?
Because it's really addictive.
312
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:50,920
There are so many women out there waiting
to get pampered by my purple chili.
313
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,320
-If you know what I mean.
-I know.
314
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,160
I mean my penis.
315
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,920
Check out this profile.
316
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,320
I bet she's good in bed.
317
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,400
-Yes, she is.
-Yeah.
318
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,280
There I was in the gym wheel,
319
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,280
having the best sex of my life
with two models.
320
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,320
-That was you.
-I know.
321
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,480
Then there I was riding on my balloon
322
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,560
and suddenly
my ex-boyfriend's standing there.
323
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,400
Nele? I'm hungry.
324
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,080
You're at the right place.
325
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,800
Where was I?
The story from the poetry slam, right?
326
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,520
-Anyway, I was...
-Nele?
327
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,880
I am hungry.
328
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,680
Yes. You're hungry.
329
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,800
Let's go to the bathroom.
330
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,360
Great story, right?
331
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,440
What are you doing?
332
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,600
Those things happened to me.
333
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:04,600
So?
334
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,120
Isn't new Nele too much like old Zoé?
335
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,640
And it works.
He might even fall in love with me.
336
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,440
It's only been half a date.
And even if he does
337
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,800
-it has nothing to do with you.
-Zoé.
338
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:23,120
Why do you care
if Louis falls in love with me?
339
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,280
I may be lying, but I know it.
340
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,240
Your whole I'm-in-love thing.
341
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,640
-Come on.
-What are you saying?
342
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,760
You think I don't know
what it's like to be in love?
343
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,640
It's not about Luca.
You just want to win at therapy.
344
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:41,720
I love Luca.
345
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,840
If you say so.
346
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,840
At least I have a chance to win therapy.
347
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:52,000
You're such a psycho
that you'll stay in therapy forever.
348
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,880
-You're so fake.
-You're so fake.
349
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:06,760
I work as an assistant, by the way,
on photo shoots.
350
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,000
-What about you?
-Physician. Internist.
351
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,240
Cool. Then we both help people.
352
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,600
Like, in our own way.
353
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,120
Yes.
354
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,760
New Nele is not fake.
355
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,200
New Nele is really cool.
356
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,760
And new Zoé is really in love.
357
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:07,960
Hey, Nele.
358
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,640
I keep thinking about last week.
359
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:19,720
Because I'm abstinent
I can't even distract myself with sex.
360
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:27,800
I'm really abstinent and the only reason
I can keep it up this long is...
361
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:31,280
Is...
362
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,440
Isn't Lady and the Tramp your favorite?
363
00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:00,640
Why don't you two
re-enact the spaghetti scene?
364
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,480
It's so romantic.
365
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,160
You know what? Great idea.
366
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:10,520
Here? In this expensive restaurant?
Isn't it weird?
367
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,080
It shows our true love.
368
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:28,880
So cute.
369
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,640
Dennis?
370
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,800
I think I'd better go.
371
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,480
Hello, baby. Hello, sexy.
372
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,400
Hello, Mina. Oh God. Ben!
373
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,000
I just liked my boss.
374
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,080
Can you undo a swipe?
375
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,880
-Your boss?
-Yes.
376
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,600
At least you guys didn't match. It's fine.
377
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,040
You're screwed.
378
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,440
"Meet me in half an hour at Saal2 bar."
379
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,320
You know you don't have to go?
380
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,760
I already texted "Yes".
381
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,080
Why?
382
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,280
I need a shirt, Ben.
383
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,320
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
384
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,000
-First.
-Well?
385
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,960
-Another round?
-Yeah, sure.
386
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,120
-Great.
-Living dangerously, right?
387
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,680
Nele is really dangerous.
388
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,560
Exactly. You know what?
389
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,800
I'll have the most dangerous thing.
390
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,760
What's this here?
391
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,280
That would be spicy pig testicles.
392
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,200
Very tasty.
393
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,080
Great.
394
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,320
Okay.
395
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,280
So, here are the spicy pig testicles.
396
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:58,320
I hope you have a strong stomach.
397
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,720
Too much for you?
398
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,240
Pig testicles are cool.
You wouldn't understand.
399
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:29,280
This is by far the most disgusting thing
I have ever seen.
400
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,800
Dennis, please reconsider.
401
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,120
You don't have to go in there.
402
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,240
Look.
403
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,440
She's so alone.
404
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:50,240
Okay, listen, Dennis.
Delete the app and go home.
405
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,440
Yes? Ghosting is normal online.
406
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,680
I don't do that.
407
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,560
Dennis. If she sees that you're Denny
from Tinder, she'll think you stalked her.
408
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,640
I'm not standing her up.
409
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:07,800
Even if she fires me.
410
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,520
Dennis?
411
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,120
Hello, Mina.
412
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,400
-What the hell?
-Hell?
413
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,480
To me you look
more like an angel in heaven.
414
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,120
-Something wrong?
-No.
415
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,440
What an embarrassing pick up line.
416
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,440
You just saved me.
417
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,000
That's one of my employees.
418
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,400
And I thought...
419
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:00,840
Never mind.
420
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,000
Thanks.
421
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,600
Could I get a Shirley Temple?
422
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:11,960
Cheers.
423
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,280
Nice drink.
424
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,320
-May I?
-Yes.
425
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,920
Very good drink choice. Tasty, isn't it?
426
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000
Yes.
427
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:35,520
Drink this.
428
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,280
You're the craziest date, I ever had.
429
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,520
Better?
430
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:46,400
Yes?
431
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,960
-Hey. Shall we pay?
-No.
432
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,040
Our romantic date has just began.
433
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,040
I want the Lovers' Special dessert.
434
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,080
Lovers' Special? How kitschy.
435
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,080
I mean, let's just fuck out on the street.
436
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,200
Sex without feelings
is meaningless. Right?
437
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,920
Love is just being conventional, right?
438
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,880
I'm into monogamy.
439
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,480
I'm into one-night stands
without judgement.
440
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,280
Why did you attack Ben today?
441
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,040
-What a drama queen.
-Hey.
442
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,920
She's my best friend.
443
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,400
Nele, I'm sorry.
444
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,320
Leave me alone.
445
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,680
You're great the way you are.
446
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,640
I didn't mean to hurt you.
447
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:48,920
You're brave.
448
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,160
You're funny.
449
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:56,800
Come on.
450
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,640
You're my best friend.
451
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,520
That's the most romantic thing
anyone has ever said to me.
452
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,040
Maybe I am romantic after all.
453
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,160
Here. Your jacket.
454
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,360
What do you say?
455
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:24,880
Ready to go?
456
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:29,640
Yes, but I have to
take care of something first.
457
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,200
Louis...
458
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,280
I've been lying to you all night.
459
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,120
I'm not cool.
460
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:47,280
I think insects
should be squashed, not eaten.
461
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,840
Pig testicles belong on the pig, and...
462
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,880
I love romantic walks in the moonlight.
463
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:55,960
Then why are you lying?
464
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,960
I don't know.
I'm scared to step out of my comfort zone.
465
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,640
I like to step out of my comfort zone.
466
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,200
I'll try the romantic thing.
467
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,520
Maybe I'll like it.
468
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,920
How about a kitschy trip?
469
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,720
Yes?
470
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,960
Hey you, I think that...
471
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,400
I don't know what you did here today...
472
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,880
but I think you've really changed.
473
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,560
-Luca.
-What is it, babe?
474
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:50,960
I...
475
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,680
We...
476
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:55,640
No. Wait.
477
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,800
You're breaking up with me?
478
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:01,600
I'm sorry.
479
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,920
I've been trying to be someone I'm not.
480
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,160
And who is that?
481
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,440
Someone who loves you.
482
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,440
I really thought
you had a breakthrough in your group.
483
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,520
I am still screwed up.
484
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,240
That's my breakthrough.
485
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:53,680
Can I have another?
486
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,440
Everything okay?
487
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,960
Yes. Everything's fine.
488
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,600
I'd take you to my place,
489
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,040
but my kids are there.
490
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,560
No problem. We...
491
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,640
can go to my mom's place.
492
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,040
How about we chat some more first?
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