All language subtitles for Coney Island - 1943 - George Montgomery, Betty Grable

CONEY ISLAND

That's right folks!
That's right, pass!

Hey! Hot nippes!
Let's ride up. Just one dime!

Ladies and gentleman.
Let's make a big clap!

JOE ROCCO'S OCEAN GARDENS

Beautiful Coney Island,

Raised island, down it there

Yes! Yes!

When you smile,
is a tropical laud

A little paradise far away

- Hey, is Rocco around?
- Busy.

- He will see me.
- He know you?

Just tell him Eddie Johnson
you'll find out for yourself.

When you smile is a
tropical laud

A typical paradise, a romance

Beautiful Coney Island,

Crazy island, down it there

When you smile is a tropical...

laud

A little paradise

far away

That's the guy, sheriff, that's the one
who sold me the Brooklyn Bridge.

Frankie! Why, you old son of a gun.

I thought it was you you're
funny-looking swede,

but that outfit kind of threw me.

Just my working clothes.

Oh, putting the dull
lights on the sharpest, huh?

Yeah! I discovered
there's more money in

being a sucker than
trying to find one.

Hey, what are you
doing, Frankie?

I got a little pitch across the
street I want you to see it.

I will, maybe tomorrow, huh?

Put your arms around me,
Honey, hold me tight

Huddle up and cuddle up
with all your might

Oh! Oh! Won't you
roll those eyes?

Eyes that I just idolize.

When they look at me,
my heart begins to float

Then it starts a rockin'
like a motor boat

Oh! Oh! I never knew...

- Nice voice?
- Yeah! Loud too.

- Joe is stuck on, all right?
- Yeah!

- How do you know?
- His type.

Put your arms around me,
Honey, hold me tight

Huddle up and cuddle up
with all your might

Oh! Oh! Won't you
roll those eyes?

Eyes that I just idolize

When they look at me,
my heart begins to float

Then it starts a rockin'
like a motor boat

Oh! Oh! I never knew
any boy like you

Eddie. Is like old time, ain't?
You and Joe gonna be partners again?

Maybe, he could sure
use me around here.

Don't he no sawdust on the floor
went out of style five years ago.

Oh, who threw the overalls
in Mrs. Murphy's chowder?

Nobody spoke...
Good evening, gentleman's.

The Irish's are the curse
of this whole world.

- They aren't worth a nick.
- Through, through.

Defend yourself your spailpin!

- Eddie, my boy!
- Finnegan!

- How the heck guy?
- Find me never better.

Hey, you look great.

Frankie, what kind of a friend is it you are
that doesn't tell me that he is here.

He just got here this minute.

None of your excuses.
I should have been notified.

You know it's been since the Chicago
fair that I last looked upon you, Eddie.

That's right. How's the
world been treating you?

Not often enough.

Ah! But here we are, wasting words

on an occasion that
calls for celebration.

You know I'm going to do, Eddie?

- You got let him invite you by a drink.
- Yes.

Now, don't say it
as if it wasn't an honor.

It's a privilege I reserve
only for my friends.

And you have no enemies.

That is true.
I love the world.

I'll tell you what I'll do Finnegan.

I'll buy you a drink for one
chorused of that Mrs. Murphy.

Bartender! Finnegan is here.

Coming right up!

Ah, good old, Mrs. Murphy!

Mrs. Murphy gave a party
just about a week ago.

Everything was plentiful, the
Murphy's they're not slow

They treated us like gentlemen
and we tried to act the same.

Only for what happened
well it was an awful shame.

Now when Mrs. Murphy dished the
chowder out she fainted on the spot.

She found a pair of overalls
at the bottom of the pot.

Tim Nolan he got ripping mad,
his eyes were bulging out.

He jumped upon the piano
and loudly he did shout.

Oh, who threw the overalls
in Mrs Murphy's chowder?

Nobody spoke, so he
shouted all the louder

It's an Irish trick that's true
I can lick the mick that threw

The overalls in Mrs. Murphy's...

chowder

- Still have a great voice.
- Thank you, thank you.

Another one, bartender.

- Come on, the boss will see you now.
- Oh, good.

Keep the change.

Oh, uh... Can I leave this
bag here for a while?

Sure.

There you are, Finnegan, this oughta
hold you to like it back, huh?

Or, I see you're not expecting
to be gone long, eh?

See you later.

What will you be
drinking, Frankie?

Nothing. Just breathe to
my face that'll be enough.

Glad to see you.

Hello, Joe.

Eddie!

- This is quite a surprise!
- Yeah!

Come on over here
meet Charlie Fitch.

This is Eddie Johnson.

- How do you do Charlie?
- Glad to know you.

What's this?
Bird seed for vultures?

Why, they see me in this
outfit you'd be surprised

how many people want to
teach me to play cards.

- Eddie and me used to work together.
- Oh, so he's the one.

Yeah! We've been partners and everything
from a shooting gallery to a gig show.

Once we even had a whole carnival.
Didn't we Joe?

- Sit down.
- Thanks.

Well it's been a long while, Eddie.

Let's see now where was
the last time I saw you?

In 10 th of July, two years ago.

Room 214, the Lee hotel in Saint Louis.
Remember?

Yeah!
Yeah! Now I remember.

I thought you would.

We had an argument about
how the carnival should be run.

So we decided to play a handle
poker for the whole works.

I won it with three of the
prettiest aces you ever saw.

That reminds me I've been
carrying something ever since.

I've been wanting
to give it to you.

I didn't have a chance.
You pulled out in such a hurry.

What's that?

Just a little something I found the next
morning under the cushion of your chair.

You know another thing? Counting your
three that deck had seven aces.

Uh well, look boys.

I guess you'll be mostly alone.

I can see you two fellas
have a lot to talk about.

- So long, Joe.
- See you later.

- Glad to meet you.
- Same here.

Well? What are you
gonna do about it, Joe?

Nothing.

I figured that makes up
for all the times I went

to the cash drawer and
found your hand in it.

Now I think I'll just keep
right on forgetting about it.

Why don't you do
the same thing, Eddie?

Oh, I tried Joe. Why I used to spend an
hour a day seeing if I could forget.

I didn't work.

So I finally said to myself
you'll never get this out of your

crown until you find Joe and
get what's coming to you.

That's why I'm here.

You gonna sue me, Eddie?

No. I figured since you were cheating
that night we'd just hold the hand.

So we're still partners
and I own half this joint.

Now there's only one trouble.
I don't figure the same way.

Well in that case I guess I'll just
have to worm myself in.

I wouldn't try it if
I were you, Eddie.

Oh, I've got to Joe.

If I didn't pay you back why I just
wouldn't have any respect for myself.

You see I'm the kind that...

Yeah?

Joe, I just want to show you my dress.
Oh! I didn't know you were busy.

That's all right honey,
he's leaving.

Oh... Kate Farley,
Eddie Johnson.

- Hello.
- How do you do, Miss. Farley.

I just want you to see my costume
for my new number, like it?

Yeah! It looks like a million,
hey Eddie?

I guess you molding it
out of your nice dress.

if I were wearing a suit like that, I
certainly wouldn't talk about clothes.

I don't know.
If you were wearing a suit

like this I think it
would be an improvement.

Uh, never mind him, honey.
He's always joking.

Come on, Eddie, push off.

You won't change your mind
about my proposition, Joe?

Sorry no dice.

Suit yourself.

The show's running a little long.

You think Iought to cut
out my second chorus.

If it's anything like your other number,
I'd cut out the first chorus too.

Listen you apple knocker.
I've had just about enough of you.

And when you take that thing off
you'd better hang it up in a bird cage.

It's liable to fly away.

The big mouth what does he
think he is talking to me...

Ah now take it easy, honey.

Why, tell me this is no good.
I picked it out myself.

Who is he, anyway?

Oh he's just the guy I
used to hang around with.

Oh, a plow jockey. He just does
no style when he sees it.

Why, of course.
Not now forget about it, will you?

Come on now where's that smile.

Yeah, that's better.

Say, they got some fresh
lobsters in over the Grotto.

How about helping me tie into
a couple after the show.

Well I can't pass up fresh lobsters.

Good. I'll pick you up in
the dressing room.

All right see you later.

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Let's see how!
Josephine, the tatoo woman!

Every inch in this body,
included the hair

It's covered with a genuine reproduction
of an artistic masterpiece.

How are you friend,
glad to see it.

Come and see the leaning Tower of Pisa
and the mall Josephine pence.

There more it leans.

You'll see Gainsborough's blueberry talking
things over with whistler's mother.

We give away a five gold dollar piece
with every cent admission.

As an added attraction
I'll cut my throat.

Would anybody give a
dime to see that?

Very funny.
I'm starving and you're grinning.

Frankie I've been trying to tell you.
Listen to me and you'll be rolling in dough.

Why don't you leave me alone?

But I've got an idea for a
pitch that's worth a fortune.

Then take my advice don't tell anybody.
Open up a place for yourself.

Well I've tried.

Looked all morning all the
good locations are taken.

This would be an ideal
spot for it, Frankie.

Hurry! Hurry! The only tattooed
woman on the street.

And every time she shakes,
moving pictures.

If you're smart,
you'll listen to me.

Look, Eddie, you're a sweet fellow. You're
a fine boy but I haven't got time for you.

I'm trying to make a buck for myself.

Go back to the walnut shells
and the peas, will you?

All right, friends, this little lady
is not a freak, she's an educated...

Look, here's a sketch I made.

We could make the change
over in a couple of days.

Now that's the way
the front would look.

Say, where did you
get this idea?

Thought of it last night.
We could fix it or for less than 300.

Oh, I see, the 300, that's where I
come in. Oh, come on kid...

I've got the money too all you
put in is this location in your time.

- All you want is my time in this location?
- That's right. How about it?

Eddie, you just made
yourself a deal.

After six months with Josephine,
even suicide looks good to me.

Come on. Let's have a
beer and talk it over.

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

It only cost 10 cents to see this
darn exhibit which was brought

to this country at the staggering
cost of 280.000 dollars.

What you see before you
folks is just a sample

of what's waiting for
you on the inside.

You'll gasp at the incomparable beauty
of the ten genuine turkish harem girls.

You're thrilled at the
breathtaking extravaganza

entitled a night in a turkish harem.

And that ain't all folks
you'll see a young turkish

maiden sold to the sultan
for pieces of silver.

And finally my friends you're going to hear
the authentic primitive music of Turkistan.

As played by Abu Mandeb.

A genuine native of
mysterious Constantinople.

Sahib.

- A genuine native.
- That's Frankie, ain't it?

Dolly, here's where I get even.

Abu neither speaks nor
understands a bit of english.

But how he can play those
weird, and difficult

cadences of his world
famous native music.

Listen folks, just listen to
that melodious melody.

Hello, Frankie.

Hello, honey, glad to see you.

Now there you are,
ladies and gentlemen.

That just goes to show you how
intelligent these turks are.

Why, this man arrived in our
country only two days ago

and already he speaks a few
words of the english language.

Now I wonder how many of you
people out there after only

two days or 48 hours in
Constantinople could say uh...

Which means, "hello honey
glad to see you", in turkish.

Ha-ha it's about as turkish as
that indian blanket he's sitting on.

And now lady will you
please move along?

You see, Abu here comes
from a very fine family.

And according to native
tradition he's not allowed

to converse with anyone
so obviously beneath him.

That's funny he used to talk to me plenty
when we were working together...

(speaking gibberish)

All right, Abu.
All right I'll ask her.

Young lady, Abu can't figure out why
you're wearing that atrocity on your head.

He wants to know did you lose an little
bet or did you just fall in a fruit salad.

Hurry, hurry, hurry, folks.

The show starts in
exactly three minutes.

Goodbye, sweetheart!

Hey, you'll see ten lovely maidens,
and all their unadorned beauty.

And when I say unadorned,
folks, I mean unadorned.

- I should have slapped his face.
- I don't know why you didn't.

Hello, honey.

Listen, if you don't tell
that pal yours to stop

ragging me I'm gonna bust
a bottle over his head.

You know what he just did.
He...

Where is everybody?

That's what we've been
trying to figure out.

Well, the weather ain't
any too good, maybe...

Good enough for that
coot show up the street.

He's packing them in.

- Billy!
- Hello, Finnegan!

Isn't it too bad about Steve?

- Steve?
- The bartender in there.

The doctor was in and discovered
he had chronic prognosis.

And him handling all them
glasses the people drink out of out.

I had a drink in there last night. You
don't suppose I caught anything?

If hadn't hit you yet you're all right,
but I wouldn't be tempting fake twice.

Don't worry I won't.

Billy, if you're after something
as intoxicating as whiskey,

why don't you take in that new
cut show that just opened up.

Them turkish colleen's will make
you feel like a newbie again.

I will!

- So, you're the one huh?
- What's a big idea...

Wait a minute, Joey Malone.
It's not his fault.

You know who put him up
to this, don't you?

I got a pretty good idea.

Come on, Finnegan, beat it.

Oh, the nerve of that guy.

You're not gonna let him get away with this,
are you? Why don't you go down there...

That's exactly what I'm gonna do.

Louie, I think my old friend
Eddie needs a lesson.

Good. I know some guys in
Brooklyn that swell teachers.

Now folks, your thrill
at the breathtaking

extravaganza entitled a
night in a turkish harem.

The show starts immediately
folks so step right up

and get your tickets
and pass inside.

Gentlemen, you haven't missed a thing yet
the show starts in just a few minutes.

Hurry, hurry, hurry, folks.

This is what show
you can't afford to miss.

In my harem, my harem

There's Rosie, Josie,
Posy and there never was

A minute king Solomon was in it

Wives for breakfast
wives for dinner

Wives for supper time.
Go away!

There's fancy dancing
dozen cost a dime.

In my harem, my harem,
there's

Zeni, Enie, Jennie

And them dancing do,
what make a wish I do.

Chase me

Somebody pick my wallet!

So that's the kind
of place this is?

You never will get
your wallet back now, mister!

Maybe I won't, but nobody else in
this joint is going to get right.

Let's follow the place in pieces!

Frankie!

Frankie!

Frankie!

Frankie!
Frankie!

You're All right?
Frankie?

I'm fine.
Just resting.

What happened?

Seems like Joe wants to
play a little rough.

Wow, looks like an
earthquake hit the joint.

Yeah!

When Irish eyes are smiling

Sure, 'tis like
the morn in Spring

In the lilt of Irish laughter

- You can hear the angels sing
- Angels sing

When Irish hearts are happy

All the world seems
bright and gay

When Irish eyes

are smiling

Sure, they steal
your heart...

away

- Charlie's a wonderful guy.
- Off course, she is greatest bricklayer.

And nobody can't tie!

Hey, hello!

See you later!

Yes, indeed.
Yes, indeed.

Gangway, gangway.

When Irish hearts are happy

All the world seems bright and gay

Good evening, lads.
Good evening gentlemen.

What was that you
said about bricklayers?

Oh, there are a bunch
of lilies, are they?

Wait a minute what are
you guys trying to pull?

Yeah, what is it?

Sure. and you'd better be taking back
what you said about the irish too.

We haven't said
anything about anybody.

Never you mind me
here's what you said.

What's the matter, lads?

These two guys are making
cracks about irish bricklayers.

Telling me that one
artisan can leak irishman.

You wouldn't want to be
proven that would you?

- Now get away from me you!
- Old chap!

- Hey, Charlie, come on, let's go!
- Oh no, you don't!

...they steal your heart

away

Look at the way that fell through
that chair. Wasn't that beautiful?

Magnificent!

Let them alone.
They only having fun.

Come on sows,
get out my way!

If you wanna fight with irish,
why you don't start with me?

Come on, let's come
him out of here.

If we can see put Finnegan out
town without nobody see him.

I'll have Joe just
where I want him.

Let's suppose Finnegan
don't wanna go?

Well, it's up to us to make it.
He's got to leave Coney tonight.

Well, he can't go like this we
got to bring him to first.

Is he breathing?

Either he's breathing or he
just had an alcohol rub.

Get his head up.

I thought that'd bring him around.
There you are, easy now.

Don't, don't let him swallow the
glass it's the only one we got.

Feel better?

The upper half of Finnegan
is fully recovered.

However the lower extremities
are still in a coma.

Perhaps another drink...

You had us worry.

Ah Frankie, me boy,
you can't kill the irish.

They just have to wear
out like a pair of pants.

Thank you.

Ah, there!
I feel like myself...

You're hurt a lot worse
than you think you are.

Yeah! The only way for you to get
better is to take it easy for a month or so.

Sure! Go away someplace
by yourself and relax.

Some place like uh...
Atlantic City!

Now I know you
haven't got any money...

I don't have to go anywhere!

I tell you guys there's
nothing wrong with me.

- But the doctor thinks different.
- The doctor?

Yeah! While you were unconscious we
had the doctor up here to examine you.

Two doctors,
they had a consultation.

Yeah! They said you've uh
you've got cranium contusions.

Contu... contusions?

What's that?

You cranium don't contuse.

You see this thing here. Why, did the
doctor call it the celibarium.

The celibarium is supposed to come
around here join these things up here.

Then it meets the macrividities
then it crosses up

here to this thing here.
Do you understand?

Well, yours doesn't.

- And rest is the only cure.
- Cure?

Ah, if an Irishman had to rest
every time he was hit on the head,

none of them would be
finding time to go to work.

I tell you, boys.
I feel perfectly all...

- You feel things sway in a bit.
- No.

- Do you, Eddie?
- No.

I'm beginning to
feel a bit dizzy.

That's what the doctor said.
That's the first sign.

Tell me, Finnegan,
does it hurt you here?

Right here? Well answer me,
does it hurt you here?

Yes! Now that you mentioned,
that it does!

Oh, let me feel your pulse.

There you are. That's what
the doctors were afraid of.

He's lost all control
of his hands.

Isn't that a shame,
can you go. Imagine...

How's your throat?
Kind of pods?

Look at that skin! It's all
pudgy. There's no life to it.

Look at those eyes.
Bloodshot!

Can you breathe, all right?
Kind of tighter.

I can't breathe!

Can you feel this?
Can you feel the slap?

- Can you feel it?
- No.

He's numb.

Ah it's too bad, Finnegan!
Too bad.

Yes, it's a shame,
it's a shame.

But uh the doctor said
you had nothing to

worry about until you start
getting cold flashes.

Where?

Right here,
at back of your neck.

Frankie! I got him!
I'm freezing.

Come on, Finnegan.
We haven't got any time to waste.

We got to get you on a train.

Get me my hat!
Get me an overcoat!

Glory be ours!
I was never so cold in my life.

Don't worry a month in Atlantic City
will make a new man out you.

It's getting cold.
I'm colder.

Watch it, now.
Take it easy.

I got eight kings...

Hold it, we're getting closer.

To Finnegan.

May he rest in peace.

- Is it Joe looking?
- Yeah! He can't figure it out.

They're the ones that started.
They got their mix to jump on me.

Let me take one
poke at them, will you?

They've just been sitting
there drinking, huh?

Ever since Finnegan's
funeral this morning.

Finnegan!

Oh so that's what it was.

Yeah he croaked last night.

I told him that brown stuff
would get him sooner or later.

Here he comes.

He was the best friend
a man ever had.

Yeah! Finer irishman
never lived.

Why, I remember once the...

- Hello, Joe.
- I...

Uh, just heard about Finnegan.
That's tough.

Uh, what was it, his heart?

No Joe, his head.

Yeah! Somebody hit
him an awful wallop.

What are you talking about?
I only pushed him.

I know, Joe, but you see, a brass rail
don't know how to pull its punches.

You guys wouldn't be trying a little
high-class blackmail, would you?

Joe, how can you
say a thing like that?

After I went and lied for you.

Told the coroner he hit
his head on a curb.

Oh, but if it ever comes
out it happened in here,

we'd have to tell
the truth, Eddie.

Yes, suppose so. You can't tell
a lie in court. That's perjury.

No, you're right. We'd have
to say we saw Joe hit him.

You know, it's very funny,
but there are a dozen people

around here who swear I was
in my office all the time.

Why sure you've got
nothing to worry about.

Just like that time the guy was
knifed in Gush Schneider's place.

Gus beat the rap.

That's right.
The only thing they could do to him

was close his place down
as a public nuisance.

Oh, they always do that
when there's trouble in a joint.

That's better than manslaughter.

Yeah, but still be ashamed to see
a nice place like this all boarded up.

Okay, Eddie.

How much do you want?

Joe I'm surprised at you.
I don't want anything.

All I want is a chance to make
a little more money for you.

Why don't you let me
run this place for you?

I'll put on the shows
and give it some class.

Yeah! Give it some class.

Have all the swells coming,
here rich people.

After all what are rich people?

Poor people with money.

You'd have me rattling
a tin cup in a week.

You'd steal me blind.

No, you can handle
a cash register.

And I don't want any
salary. All I'll take is

of 50 percent of new
business I bring in.

No.

It'll cost me less to
bribe my way out.

Well.

Have it your own way, Joe.

Hello Murph.

Hello boys. Ah, It's a
shame about Finnegan.

I hear he stumbled
and cracked his head.

Well, he didn't exactly
stumble, Murph.

He was uh pushed.

- You see...
- Oh, Eddie!

Eddie, uh, you can start
work tomorrow morning.

Oh, thanks, Joe.

Pushed you say he was?

Yeah! The devil
pushed him, Murph.

You see, he's been shoving
him around for years.

And finally he shoved too hard.

That's the way
Finnegan wanted to go.

Quick. Without anyone even having
a chance to say goodbye to him.

That's just
the way he went.

'Cause I love from head
to toesie, lovey mine

Cuddle up a little closer,
lovey mine

Cuddle up and be
my little clinging vine

Like to feel your
cheek so rosy

Like to make
you comfy, cozy

'Cause I love from head to toesie,
lovey, lovey, lovey

lovey mine

Okay, Kate.
Nice rehearsal, folks.

Come on down here for
a minute earlier.

I want you to meet somebody.

Hey, Eddie, come here.

This is Eddie Johnson.

From now on he's going to be
putting the shows on here.

And whatever he says goes.

I'd like to rehearse the
whole bill once more,

But I'm going to start with
Miss Farley's last number.

So the rest of you can go,
but be back in a half hour.

And you beat that.

Joe!

What's the idea? What do you
mean he's putting on the shows.

I'll explain to you later. Do me a favor
and do what he says will you?

Come on now, be a good girl.

Now let's run through the
song again, Miss Farley.

What was wrong
with it the last time?

Well, you moved
around too much.

It's too fast and too loud.

And you didn't make the
words mean anything.

Outside of that it was great, huh?

Well, I think it'll help
you take it in this "tempo".

Wait a minute, I can't move
around with music that slow.

That's fine,
then stand still.

Well, what about Maggie
Klein and Bonnie Thornton?

That's the way they sing?

Sure, that's the way
everybody sings.

But I'm trying to make
you a little different.

Well, I dance in this number two and I
certainly can't dance to that "tempo".

Well, when you dance
we'll change the "tempo",

but when you sing
stand still and sing.

Now will start with a chorus,
take it from there.

Cuddle up a little closer,

lovey mine

Cuddle up and be my little,

clinging vine

Look if you want your family in Brooklyn
to hear you, use the telephone.

What do you expect me to
do? Whisper? There's going

to be a crowd out there and
they make a lot of noise.

If you're good they'll listen.
But if you're not, you can

yell your lungs out and
they still won't hear you.

A crowd isn't just
a flock of faces.

It's a lot of separate people.
And you've got to make each

one of them feel that you're
singing to him and him alone.

And unless you can do that you might
just as well take up juggling.

Look you two-bit
Tony Pastor.

They like my style of
singing around here.

Nobody's going to change
it understand nobody!

I'll change it. Frankie.
I might have to get a little rough.

But maybe she's right.

When she sing like that it's not
a bad idea to keep moving.

Frankie.

What's he doing? Did you tell him
to go back to that fast "tempo"?

Not me. but I got a
good idea who did.

So you're going to
sing it your way huh?

That's right Mr. Belasco,
you catch on quick.

If you go down and tell that leader
to play it the way I told you.

- And time to keep vaping.
- right.

No, no, no!
It's too fast.

Play it the way
Eddie told you.

That's it. I'll jus
keep vaping.

What's going on? What's the
matter with the curtain?

I told him to hold it
for a minute.

I just want to fix the
bottom of your dress.

Now, what's
wrong with this?

What? What are you doing?
Stop it!

There, let's see what you
can run the mile in now.

Don't you dare
put those on!

Take out this or
I'll break your neck!

But stand stiil or so help
you to break your neck.

Put me down!

- What you're trying to do?
- Make a sing around you.

I won't. I won't sing either!
I'll show you! I won't sing a note!

All right, then just keep quiet and people
will take you for an overstuffed barrel.

- What are you doing?
- Well, we're at every might as well.

Stop it you're ruining it.
I paid a lot of money for this dress.

Yes. I should have dipped
your boiling water first.

Ooh, you big baboon.

Here, cover that piece.

Oh, you just wait.
You'll be sorry.

Cheer up, lady.

Okay, Sam, take it away.

Why, I won't sing!

Cuddle up a little closer,

lovey mine

Cuddle up and be my little

clinging vine

Like to feel your
cheek so rosy

Like to make you comfy, cozy

'Cause I love from
head to toesie,

lovey mine

If you leave me,
I will be lonely

Because our love
has just begun

Don't forget
I want you only

Yes, you're the only one

Cuddle up a little closer,

lovey mine

Cuddle up and be my little

clinging vine

Like to feel your cheek so rosy

Like to make you comfy,

cozy

'Cause I love from

head to toesie,

lovey mine

Get me out of these things!

What are you doing?
Put me down put me down.

Hurry up and get these
handcuffs off me, they hurt.

Yeah! I'll take them off. I just want
to talk to you for a minute first.

Well, I can hear just as well
without these things.

You can throw vases too.

Well, what do you think of
my way of singing now?

That applause wasn't so much.

Why, you couldn't have gotten
any more if you'd been a parade.

You know why they like you, Kate?
Because tonight you had class.

You weren't cheap and gaudy.

Where do you get off
talking to me like that?

There are a lot of people around here
who like me just the way I am, see?

Sure, you're the sweetheart of every clam
digger who drinks beer out of a tin can.

But what about the boys who drink out of
glasses? You're not their type, Kate.

But you could be you've got
warmth, appeal. You're attractive.

Yeah, very attractive.

In fact at the moment you're so
attractive I feel like kissing you.

- I think I will.
- Get away.

Why, you could have all of New York
singing under your window, Kate.

You're talented, you're beautiful.

You just try talking instead of yelling
and dressing instead of overdressing.

Listen to him,
if it isn't Mr. Astor.

Look, you don't have to
live on Fifth Avenue

to know you don't spell
class with a captain, Kate.

I'm no dummy, Kate. I went to
school finish the tenth grade. Why a...

Oh-oh! Here comes
that feeling again.

Is that what you learned
in the 10 th grade?

No, that's why I was
kicked out of the eleven.

This rate I don't think
I'll ever graduate.

Just wait till I get these things off.
I'll slap your face so hard it.

No, you won't, Kate.

Because you know I'm right.

You know that tonight for the first time
the audience treated you like a lady.

And you loved it.

Well, here's my face.

I'm waiting.

Get out of here.

Good night, Kate.

Good night.

Thanks.

JOE ROCCO
COMPLETELY REDECORATED

OCEAN GARDENS
ALL NEW SHOW

KATE FARLEY
sing your favorite songs

MIIS KATE FARLEY
AND COMPANY

Winter, winter

When the snow is
softly falling,

That's the time to squeeze,
when it starts to freeze.

In October and November and
December, just remember

Winter, winter

When your sweetheart
comes a calling,

By the fireside so bright
you'll sit and tease her,

That's the time to squeeze her,
when it's winter.

Lei it blow
and let it the snow

Will be warming
at 10 below

Everybody loves a baby that's
why I'm in love with you,

- Pretty Baby
- Pretty Baby

And I'd like to be your sister,
brother, dad and mother too,

- Pretty Baby
- Pretty Baby

Won't you come and let me
rock you in my cradle of love,

And we'll cuddle all the time.

Oh! I want a Loving Baby
and it might as well be you,

Pretty Baby of mine.

Pretty Baby of mine.

Everybody loves a baby that's
why I'm in love with you,

- Pretty Baby
- Pretty Baby

And I'd like to be your sister,
brother, dad and mother too,

- Pretty Baby
- Pretty Baby

Won't you come and let me
rock you in my cradle of love,

And we'll cuddle all the time.

Oh! I want a Loving Baby
and it might as well be you,

Pretty Baby of mine.

Winter, winter

When the snow is softly falling,

By the fireside so bright
you'll sit and tease her,

CONEY BIZ BIG

KATE FARLEY, BIG DRAW
AT OCEAN GARDENS

Saturday night, 967$.

Sunday 1.142$ and 25c.

Which makes a total
of 8.733$ and 10c.

You see. I told you I'd
triple your business.

Yeah! But you wouldn't listen to us.

For the two weeks since you
started we've taken in four

thousand nine hundred and fifty
dollars over average business.

Uh, fifty percent of that is 2.475$.

What a lovely picture of
Lincoln. Glad to see you.

You know, Joe.
I've been thinking.

For about 30.000 we
could build us a new

place on that corner
lot over on Serf avenue.

You can think of more ways
of spending my money.

No, I'll go in for half.

Take my divi and match it and
we'll put it in the bank.

Then every week we each chunk in the same
amount before you know it we'll have enough.

No, no.

Come on, Joe. Give me the
knot and you can start

the ball rolling right
now by taking my share.

Hey, wait a minute!
How about my share of your share.

When we build a new place
your share will be bigger.

Yeah! So my hotel bill.

- Go on, Frankie get the show started.
- Okay, Joe.

Well, so long, Abe.
Hope I see you later.

Oh, I'm sorry.

This hand keeps
getting me in trouble.

Michael!

Gentleman.

Oh, Louie. Tell the orchestra go on.

I'll be backstage in the middle.
I'm gonna get a beer.

Good.

Ah, come on, Finnegan!
Just one strophe.

We haven't heard
Mrs. Murphy in a long time.

- Here, partner, that will be.
- Anybody I'll have another drink

Oh, who threw the overalls
in Mrs Murphy's chowder?

Hey, hey.
I forgot to tell you.

I've have a great song that
be great in the show.

Great song, listen Eddie, listen.

Get the money,
get the money right away

I'm not fooling,
do what I say

That man you sent to,
you know where.

Something must have happened,
he's back from there

Hurry, hurry, hurry.
He's here right now

The wearing of the green
Mrs. Murphy's chow

What a pity!
What a pity!

That guy is back
from Atlantic City

Do you get the point?
He's here in the joint.

You fool, you.
Get the do-re-mi

I'm pleading,
get the do-re-mi

I'm bleeding,
get the do-re-mi

Hey, do you know
who is outside?

I've get pretty good idea.

...the overalls

in Mrs. Murphy's...

chowder

Well. I guess this makes up for
that night in St. Louis, huh?

Told you I'd worm
myself in somehow.

KATE FARLEY as
"LULU FROM LOUISVILLE"

There's she come

Ain't lucky

There's she is.
The pride of Kentucky

Miss Lulu Brown is coming down.
That's a silly dream?

She's knocking dead any town

That's not steamboat
That's is dreamboat

I've have a fascinated
and captive style

All this shake
puts a cake in every smile

They go knocking that
my boy you gaze in that

Miss Lulu from Louisville

See from head to toe

She'll captivate you

Is that afraid

If you never
know a Dixie girl

Don't worry, pal.
You will.

You'll go mad about
as got you get about

Miss Lulu from Louisville

Lulu, Lulu...

Lulu is the attraction of
Louisville, not Liza, not Lill...

Just Lulu...

KATE FARLEY BIG HIT
AT OCEAN GARDENS.

KATE FARLEY DRAWS
CARRIAGE TRADE TO CONEY.

I love you,
that from there

and make of
what you will

It could be a lifetime
of the sunshine

Or only a springtime trail

I love you,

take from there

and maybe you find
you care

You lifted my heart

to heaven, baby

Please don't take
from there

Dont take my heart
from there

I love you.
Take from that.

and make of
what you will

It could be a
lifetime of sunshine

Or only a springtime trail

But sweet, I love you,
take from that

and maybe you find
that you care

You lifted

my heart

out to heaven,
baby

Oh, please don't take

from there

Please don't take
my heart from there

- Oh, honey, you're never better!
- Oh, thanks, Eddie.

You had that thing I've been
talking about for months the

trick of making every guy feel
you're singing just to him.

It's tough to learn,
but you've got it now.

It's not so tough when
it's not a trick, Eddie.

You mean all those pear-shaped
tones were just for me?

I'll be back in a minute I want to
check on things out, right.

you... seem to be getting along
with the help very nicely.

Oh, don't blame me. I was just
standing there minding my own

business when up she comes and
practically proposes to me.

Yes. I noticed how she
had to chase you

all around the stage
to catch up to you.

Well, when she gives
me a look like that.

Well I think it'd be very
impolite to walk away, don't you?

And a little crazy.

Look Eddie, I don't mind you
trimming me out of money.

I can laugh about that.

But when it comes to Kate,
I lose my sense of humor.

Oh, I wouldn't do that, Joe.

I got a feeling you're
going to need it.

I'm warning you, Eddie.

I'm going to do everything
I can to break it up.

I'm trembling like a leaf, Joe.

Look, you've got a good job,
you make good money.

I'd hate to see you wind up
with those walnut shows again.

Uh, you don't have to
give me the boot.

I was figuring on pulling
out pretty soon anyway.

Remember that night we talked
about building that new place?

And I told you I was gonna
have it with you or without you?

Well, I decided then it was
going to be without you.

I've just been biding my time.

I don't look very
worried, do I?

No, Eddie. That'll take a lot
more money than you've got.

That's why I went to the
Brooklyn Savings bank.

They said if Ihad an attraction like Kate,
maybe they'd lend me the money.

What makes you think
she'll go with you?

Love is a wonderful thing.

Hey, you look a little
worried now, Joe.

- Come on, Charlie. Clean off that table.
- Yes, sir, right away.

- But look alive.
- Pardon me.

Is Mr. Rocco in.
I'm William Hammerstein.

No, he hasn't come in yet.
Have you got a "res"?

Willie Hammerstein?
Victoria Theater?

Glad to see you, Mr. Hammerstein.

No Mr. Rocco isn't here.

But Mr. Johnson is. Would
you mind stepping this way.

He's just having his supper.

Sr. Johnson.
This is Sr. Hammerstein.

You know?
Victoria Theater.

- Oh, you do you do, Mr. Hammerstein.
- How do you do?

I received a letter from Mr.
Rocco a few days ago asking me

to drop by and hear some
singer, Kate Farley.

He thought I might be able
to use her in my new show.

Oh, he did, huh?

Well, I hadn't expected
him back until 10 o'clock,

but if he made an
appointment with you...

No, no, there was nothing definite.
I didn't know when I could make it.

It I just happened to be visiting friends at
Brighton beach, so I thought I'd come over.

Oh, well I'll be glad to
take care of you.

Jerry, show Mr. Hammerstein
to a front table.

Yes, sir.

It's a great honor to have
you with us, Mr. Haverstein.

- Thank you.
- Right way, sir.

Front table, Jerry.

- So, that's what Joe's up to?
- Yeah! But why?

He's afraid I'll open up a place
of my own and take Kate with me.

- Go get Finnegan.
- Yeah.

I don't know. I feel awful he'll
be running out like this.

Forget it. There's nobody
important out front, anyway.

We'll be back in time
for the second show.

How about grabbing a little that
cool breeze on the pier, honey?

- Oh, I'd love to...
- Please stop worrying.

Dolly knows all
your numbers.

Well I'm not worrying about Dolly.
But you're not there and Joe's not there.

Do you think Frankie can
handle everything?

Well, I sure hope so.

Mr. Hammerstein I would like you
to meet Kate Farley's father.

- Sr. Hammerstein, this is a great pleasure.
- How do you do.

- Sit down, Mr. Farley, sit down.
- Thank you, thank you, Mr. Harris.

You know, Mr. Hammerstein.
It's very nice of you

to come all the way out
here to hear Kate sing.

I promise you you'll
not be disappointed.

I'm sure I won't.

Mr. Rocco tells me she
sings beautifully.

She certainly does,
like a bird.

Here she comes
now the little darling.

Cuddle up a little
closer, lovey mine

- Is that?
- Yes. That's her wonderful?

Like to make you comfy, cozy

'Cause I love from head
to toesie, lovey mine

- What I tell you ain't she exquisite?
- Well, she...

I know, just what you're
gonna say Mr. H.

She's too good for this joint.

Say, that dentist did a good job for her
on them teeth don't you think?

Yeah! And she sure needed. Them
that other set was always clicking.

And I'm gonna have big crystal
chandeliers like Harry Hill's the bowery.

You're really gonna have
yourself a place, aren't you?

Coney's never seen anything like it.

- You know who's going to sing for me?
- Who?

- You.
- Oh, really?

Sure. I'm going to have
nothing but the best you.

You know the spot I got picked out for?
The place right next to Sally's.

Say, that's a good location.

Yeah! I imagine the business you could do
with a first class cafe on that corner.

Imagine the money
it costs to build too.

I don't worry,
I'll get the money.

I've got a couple angles
I've been working on.

You know if you're not careful you're
gonna wind up owning Coney Island.

I intend to.

Coney Island,

Coney Island

by the sea

And the poor block will see

- Like a hula-ah.
- Is a coconut tree

Beautiful Coney Island

Raised island down the bay

But when you smile.

Is a tropical island.

A little paradise far away

- But when you smile.
- Is a tropical island.

A little paradise far away

Oh you're not thinking of
going, Mr. Hammerstein.

While she does three great
numbers in the second show.

I, uh, promised to catch
another act in town.

So, I'm afraid I'll have to...

Well, if you have to, you have to.
However I'll tell Mr. Rocco

you were here and that you
were greatly impressed.

Yes, do that.

Tell him I couldn't wait.

- Goodbye, Mr. Hammerstein!
- Goodbye, Mr. Hammerstein!

Good evening, boys.

- Mr. Hammerstein?
- Yes.

I'm Joe Rocco. I wish I'd known
you were coming tonight.

That was all right.
Mr. Johnson took care of me.

- I caught the show.
- What do you think of Miss Farley?

Well as you told me
she's very unusual.

You think he can use her?

Well I'll think it over and let you
know. Good night, Mr. Rocco.

Goodnight,
Mr. Hammerstein.

There you are. I told you.
I'd get you back in time.

- Hello Miss Farley, hello Eddie.
- Hello, fellas?

- Hello.
- Hello, Joe.

Hello.

- What's the matter?
- Nothing.

But uh how did you
get dressed so fast?

Oh! I didn't play the first show.
Dolly took my songs.

The boss here gave
me a little vacation.

That's too bad.

You know who was out front?
Willie Hammerstein.

Oh, no!

Looking for a singer for his new show.
So I invited him over to hear you.

Isn't that just my luck?
The one night I take off

and Willy Hammerstein's
in the audience.

Why didn't you let me in on it?

Well, I didn't know he was gonna catch it
tonight and I wasn't here when he came in.

But, uh, Eddie was.

Well, huh...

How should I know which
one was Hammerstein.

I've never seen him
before in my life.

That's funny.

He told me that Mr. Johnson had
taken care of him very nicely.

It's a funny thing when he heard
Dolly sing he thought it was you.

I wonder where
he got that idea.

Somebody didn't bother
to change the signs.

It looks like Mr. Johnson
took care of a lot of things.

Now, wait a minute, honey...

- Why didn't you tell me?
- Well, I...

That's simple, if you went with Hammerstein
Eddie couldn't get you for his new place.

And without you there
wouldn't be any new place.

Why, that's not
true. I could...

Thanks a lot for being so
nice to me tonight, Eddie.

I'll never forget it.

Uh, before you quit I just want
you to know that you're fired.

You know something, Eddie?

Now you look a little worried.

Gee, I'm scared.

Just take it easy, honey. You've
got nothing to worry about.

But if he likes me what'll I say?
How much money should I ask for?

You just sing, let me
take care of the business.

Well, I must say, you're
a great improvement

over the Kate Farley
I saw last night.

Oh, I'm awfully sorry about
what happened, Mr. Hammerstein.

Oh, don't be. It wasn't your fault.
Now my dear if, uh, you're ready I am.

I certainly, pardon me.

We can sit right here,
Mr. Rocco.

- How do you dow
- Let's have the music.

It's a new number.
Do you know it?

I'll get through it.

How's this?

Pardon me, but that's
a little too fast.

It's just two-four time.
That's the way I'm playing.

Yes I know but,
I sing it a little slower.

I see, all right sister.

I'm sorry, I'm late.

I'm Miss Farley's piano player.
I'll take over now.

Why didn't they tell me you were coming?
I could have slipped this

Thanks just the same.

I love you.
Take from that.

and make of
what you will

It could be a
lifetime of sunshine

Or only a springtime trail

I love you,
take from there

and maybe you find
you care

You lifted my heart
up to heaven, baby

Please don't take
from there

Well?

Sure, all right.

There's no use, Mr. Hammerstein.
Your smile gave you away.

That's too bad. I thought if I frowned I
might get her for a hundred dollars less.

No.

All right then, she's great.

Come on into the office
and we'll talk it over.

We'll enter a few minutes, Kate.

All right!

Thank you, very much.
You played it exactly the way I...

Hello, Kate.

Now, wait a minute. If you'll
only listen I can I can tell you.

Why, I...

Now, look you might just as well
stop squirming because you're

gonna listen to me if I have to
put handcuffs on you again.

It seems to me I listened to you
once before and wound up on the pier.

Of all the selfish can I...

Oh, wait a minute.

Remember me? I'm the guy who
just played the piano for you.

if I wanted to I could have
grabbed your act awful easy.

I didn't though because I was
rooting for you to get the job.

I'm sorry about last
night, Kate, honest.

Oh, you're sorry, huh? That's
supposed to make everything all right.

No, but it should make
you take the cotton out of

your ears long enough for me
to tell you why I did it.

I know why you did it.

Because all you want is that new place
and you don't care what you do to get it.

That's what I tried
to tell myself too.

But that wasn't the
real reason, Kate.

I didn't want you to work here because
you put too much distance between us.

There's exactly eleven miles
between here and Coney.

And the elevator
runs every half hour.

I'm not talking about
that kind of distance.

Once you hit Broadway
you're gonna have every

guy who owns a top
hat hanging around.

This ninety eight cent skimmer would be a
little out of place in your dressing room.

That's a lot of nonsense
and you know it.

Well it's happened before.

You'll be eating in Delmonico's.

It's a lot more than miles
from Coney to Delmonico's.

There's no elevator
that makes that trip

I love you, Kate.

I didn't want to lose you.

That's why I did what
I did last night.

That's all I have to say.

Thank you for listening.

Eddie!

There won't be any top heads
in my dressing room.

All I want is this 98 skimmer.

Oh, you haven't
seen her then, huh?

Well, if she comes in tell her to
call me right away, will you?

Thanks.

She nodded her sisters they
ain't heard from her all day.

Keep looking.

Maybe she's with
Dolly, go and see, will ya?

Well, I'll try it.

Oh, here she comes.
She's with bright eyes again.

- Joey.
- Waiting for you.

- Hello!
- Hello, Joe.

Where have you been?
I've been looking for you.

I'm sorry Joe, but
Eddie came along and...

I figured it was better if Kate wasn't
around while you were talking business.

Hammerstein wanted
you to sign a contract.

- He did?
- You see what did I tell you.

And you were worrying.

Oh, that's wonderful!

He wanted you to meet the
songwriters too. Where'd you go?

Every place, Delmonico's,
the casino, Wanna Makers...

The City Hall.

Well you shouldn't have
run off without telling...

- City Hall?
- That's right, Joe. Look.

Just like a liquor license.
Only it's got cupid's on it.

Well, you might
say congratulations.

Sure.

- Congratulations.
- Thanks, Joe.

Hammerstein will be in his
office in the morning.

I made an appointment
for you at 11.

Oh, but I can't make it tomorrow.

We're being married this afternoon and
leaving on our honeymoon right after.

Yeah, that's why we stopped by.

I always promised you
I'd let you be best man, Joe.

How about it?

How long have you been gone?

Oh, a couple of weeks. I figured Hammerstein
wouldn't start rehearsals until august.

Okay I'll tell him you'll sign up
when you get back.

Thanks.

Well, will we see you
at the church?

Yeah!

Which one?

The little one across from
Brighton Park at 4:30.

- Okay. I'll be there.
- We'll see you later then.

- Bye.
- Goodbye.

Oh, I am glad to see you.
So nice of you to come.

Mr. Finnegan...

- Right this way.
- Thank you.

Watch your step, please.

Well, good afternoon.

I have three in the fourth row
center, would that be all right?

- As long as we can see?
- Why, certainly.

Right this way, please.

Uh, would you like Wagner coming
in and Mendelsohn going out?

Yeah, yeah!
Let them both sing.

Glad to see you. I've got a
nice seat, right on the aisle.

Right this way, please.

No, no, I'm looking for Mr. Johnson.
He hasn't arrived yet, has he?

No, but he'll be here if not a
lot of us are wasting our time.

Yes, is Miss Farley around?

Yes he's right in that room there.

- In there, sir.
- Thank you.

Come in!

And tell him to have the
carriage all ready because

we'll only have ten minutes
to catch the train.

I'll have him bring it to the side
door you can get away easier.

- Good.
- Oh, pardon.

Yes?

I'm sorry to bother
you, Miss Farley...

Oh, honey, you look simply elegant.
Now don't be nervous.

I've been married four times and
I tell you there's nothing to it.

Srta. Farley, I'm Horace Carter,
from the Brooklyn Savings bank.

Oh now don't tell me my
account is overdrawn again.

Oh no, no, I just wanted
to talk to Mr. Johnson.

But I understand
he's not here yet.

Oh, he'll be here in a minute.

Well I've got to get
back to the bank.

And you're busy and I thought perhaps
you could just give him the message.

Why certainly.

I'm sorry to bother you with
business at a time like this.

- Oh, lovely.
- Yes, aren't they?

But we heard you were leaving
town right away and we just

wanted you both to know the
good news before you left.

- Good news from a bank?
- Yeah, just for once.

Just tell Mr. Johnson that we've
talked it over and we've decided

to go along with him to the
loan of 50.000 on his new cafe.

Oh, that's wonderful.
He'll be delighted to hear it.

I'm sorry we took so
long to make up our minds,

But an investment like this without
any security is pretty risky.

Sometimes cafes catch on
and sometimes they don't.

Well if anybody can make
one go Mr. Johnson can.

It's probably true,
but uh frankly we consider your

reputation a little
better security than his.

Well, thank you.

I'm sure an attraction like you
would make any cafe succeed.

Oh, but I won't be
singing in his cafe.

I'm going to work
for Willy Hammerstein.

- You are?
- Oh, yes.

That's strange...

Well, Mr. Johnson called us just a
little while ago and said that now

that you and he were going to be
married you changed your mind.

He told you that?

Huh yes he led us to believe
that it was all settled.

No, he hasn't even
mentioned it to me.

Well that puts a different
complexion on the entire matter.

Why, the whole deal was based
on the fact that he could get you.

Well I I'm certainly glad we had
this little talk, Miss Farley.

Yes, So my.

I'm sorry if I've
said anything that.

No, no. It's all right.

- Goodbye, Mrs. Farley.
- Goodbye.

Where you been?
You're late!

Yes, I know. Louie had a shortcut.
We came by the all of Albany.

Yeah! I got stuck in traffic.

Hurry up you're
on in two minutes.

You always hold the curtain for the
leading man, sweetheart. Where's Kate?

She's in there.

Oh, you mustn't go in
there, it's bad luck.

Quiet, today is
my lucky day.

Here see the Joe
this one rose.

Hiya, Mr. Johnson. Brought you
a couple of posies for the train.

Thanks Eddie,
they're beautiful.

They've got
nothing on you.

- Did you get the tickets?
- Yep.

Two days in Niagara Falls
then down through Canada into

Detroit back to Buffalo on
the boat and then home.

What are you gonna do
when you get back, Eddie?

I don't know.
I haven't decided yet.

Hey. I look pretty
good, don't ain't?

What about that cafe
you were talking about?

Maybe, if those monkeys at the
bank ever make up their minds.

Have you talked to them lately?

Nope. Just the once.
Last week.

I figure from now on
they can come to me.

They did.
A man was just here.

He was? What do
you have to say?

Quite a bit.

Hey, what's the matter?

Eddie.

Did you tell him I was
going to sing for you?

No. Last week I
said I might be able.

To talk to them again today
just a little while ago.

Today? Why I haven't
talked to anybody...

You told them they had
nothing to worry about.

That you'd have me
all tied up in no time.

Now, wait a minute I don't know
who was here or what he said but...

Don't try to lie, Eddie.
He told me everything.

That you couldn't get the
money without me.

What were you gonna do?
Try to convince me on our honeymoon.

Is that why you're marrying me?

Kate.

You don't honestly
believe that, do you?

After last night now this what
do you expect me to believe.

I'll tell you what
I expect you to believe.

That I marry you because I
love you and for no other reason.

That's a lot to ask, isn't it?

Kate, I'm telling the
truth. I can prove it.

But you better get
started awful fast.

No.
I'm not even gonna try.

Because this is more than just
a misunderstanding, Kate.

This is our whole future
together in a nutshell.

You bet it is.

And I'm gonna be awful sure of the
road before I go any further.

But you got to believe me.

Not because of any proof
I can give you, but

because down deep you just
know I'm on the level.

Unless you can do that kate our
marriage won't be worth a hoot.

Is that all you're
going to tell me?

That's all.

Someday you're going to find out
I'm telling the truth, Kate.

And it's going to be too late.

If you leave now, it's over.

You know that,
don't you?

WILLIAM HAMMERSTEIN PRESENTS

"LOVELY LADIES"
WITH KATE FARLEY

Intermission, ten minutes.

- They found her in Coney Island.
- Oh, really?

Well, looks like she's in.

Oh she's a sin.
She's got him standing on her ears.

Would you rather go in the Green
Room and have some champagne?

No thanks. Why don't you get so tired
of drinking nothing but champagne.

Hmm, where do you
throw your old diamonds?

How are you?
Glad to see you.

Excuse me.
I'll be right back.

Don't hurry.

Hello, Joe.

Hello, Eddie.

Where have you been
keeping yourself?

I haven't seen you around.
I've sort of been looking for you.

Well, I've been living in town.

What with handling Kate's business
and rehearsals and everything.

I've been pretty busy.

Kate doesn't know how lucky she is having
somebody like you looking after her.

Yes, yes.

Well when...

things settle down a little
let's get together sometime.

Don't worry, Joe.
We will.

Are you, uh, going
back to say hello?

I might.
I think I will.

Well, I've got to check with the box
office. It's good to see you, Eddie.

Yeah.

- Who is it?
- It's me, honey.

Come in

Oh, Kate,
they love you out there.

You should hear what
they're saying.

Sensational!
Better than Anna Heim.

Really?

You're even keeping
the critics awake.

Oh, that's wonderful!

Is it because I'm
singing good or loud.

Wait did you see the
papers in the morning.

Oh I'm keeping my
fingers crossed.

- Oh, come on, Libby!
- Yes.

Say, uh, you know who
I just saw in the lobby?

- Eddie.
- Oh.

Did you hear me?
I said I just saw Eddie.

I heard you.

He said he might drop
back to say hello.

Oh, he did?

Well tell him he can save himself
for trouble. I won't see him.

Do you really mean that?

Hang around and you'll
find out for yourself.

What about my cape,
did they fix it?

Yes, I'm at all to be
ready by now.

I'll go get it.

Oh and be sure and tell them to loosen
that tie so I can get out of it easily.

Yes, and I will.

Oh, I'll certainly be glad
when this performance is over.

I'm going straight home...

But what about Willie? He
wants to join this party at Rectus.

No, Joe. I'm so tired
I'd much rather just...

What's this?

Oh, just a little something
I picked up today.

Oh, Joe!

And I didn't win it in the crap game
either I bought it in a store.

Oh, it's beautiful!

Hey, wait a minute!

That's a left-handed ring.

No go, huh?

No, no. You keep it.

Just because a horse runs second he
doesn't ask for his entry feedback.

Joe I'm so sorry.

Oh, why honey there's no
figuring these things.

You look at a guy and you either
get heartburn or you don't.

So it's all right.
Forget about it.

Kate...

Since I did run out of the money that
there's something that you ought to know.

That day when you were
gonna be married...

Come in!

Hello, Kate!
Joe!

Hello, Eddie.

I just want to drop back and
tell you how much I'm enjoying

the show you're swell kate even
better than I thought you'd be.

Thanks, glad you like it.

- Have you been, Eddie?
- Couldn't be better.

I'm opening my new
place next month.

When it gets running
I want you two to drop out.

Oh, we will.
We certainly will.

- Where's your new place going to be?
- Spot I always had in mind.

I thought you took an
option on that building.

I did but I let it go.

Don't tell me
you took it over.

Eddie, I hate to be
the one to tell you,

But the only reason I let
that place go is because

the fire commissioner
tipped me off to something.

They're gonna condemn
that building next month.

Joe I hate to be
the one to tell you,

but the guy who told you that
wasn't the fire commissioner.

So you send them up.

The way you two double-cross each
other and smile about it beats me.

We've been double-crossing each
other ever since we were kids.

- Haven't we, Joe?
- Yeah we should pull some beauties.

I remember the night on
that train going to Memphis.

When I was asleep you threw
all my clothes out the window.

I had to ride all the way to
Galveston in my union suit.

I remember!

And how about the time
you got me the date with

that blonde she turned out
to be the sheriff's wife.

But the best one, Kate, was when I was
running a freak show in Toledo. Joe painted

the mayor's face on the sword
swallowers body and I got 30 days.

Remember the night in South Bend?
He paid me off in counterfeit bills

and I got drunk and tried to cash
one of them in the police station.

And what about the day of
the church where you said

that guy over who was
supposed to be from the bank.

That was a pep.

I'll never forget that.

I must have talked to a dozen
actors before I found the right guy.

He sure put it over, didn't he?

You should have seen his
makeup, it was perfect.

I'll bet it was.
I gotta give you credit, Joe.

Joe that was the best
one you ever thought.

I thought I'd die laughing when Louie
told me how he died jumping traffic...

Good night, Miss Farley.

DANGER IN DANCE
sung by KATE FARLEY

Midnight, midnight, in Manhattan

time to start to play

We're about to turn
the night to day

We'll laughing all night away
till break all day

One step, two steps.
All right, new steps

Which one shall will be

Charming lady
You want to dance with me?

Uh, there's danger in the dance,

danger there's all so sweet

Danger of gay romance

When hearts beat
and lips me

Look, one tender little glance
invite a rendezvous

There's danger in the dance,
but who care?

When I'm dancing with you.

Look, one tender little glance
invite a rendezvous

Yes, there's danger in the dance

but who care when

I'm dancing with you

It is dangerous to ride a horse,
is a danger in her ride,

but dance is the greatest
danger of all

Is that ever love danger when you
meet a pretty stranger

at a southern fancy
dress in the park

Keep your eye upon the
lady with the parasol.

So keep her shady.
She's is a little skeeper in disguise

Here's an unsuspecting fella
who is feeling kind of mellow.

He's in peril from a pair
of southern eyes

Now he picks up his glove,
but she won't fall in love

He tries to escape, but
become a hostage of those eyes

Turn around and give
the folks a view.

There's danger in the dance

He's in danger of a marriage when
there'll be a baby carriage,

it is cruel one a
little dance can do

It's true

There's danger in the dance.
Danger is so sweet

Danger in a gay romance

When hearts beat
and lips me

A tender glance
and it will become a rendezvous

There's danger in the dance,

but who cares

when I'm dancing with you.

- Look out, there's dange in the dance.
- Look out, there's dange in the dance.

Look out, there's dange in the dance.

So beware, beware.
There's danger there.

Carefull, stranger.
You're in danger.

A tender little glance
might find a rendezvous

There's danger in the dance,
but who cares?

Dancing is romance
and is danger

There's danger in my dance

Just listen that, Miss Kate!
They love it.

I hope so,
here are, Libby.

I love you.

Take from that.

and make of
what you will

It could be a
lifetime of sunshine

Thanks for letting me smuggle them
in down there Mr. Hammerstein.

Sort of squares me
with both of them.

Or only a springtime trail

I love you,

take from there

and maybe you find

you care

You lifted my heart

up to heaven, baby

Oh, Please don't take

from there

Don't take my heart

from there.