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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,910 --> 00:00:35,875 ♪ And so you're back ♪ 2 00:00:35,876 --> 00:00:37,709 ♪ From outer space ♪ 3 00:00:37,710 --> 00:00:39,409 ♪ I just walked in to find you here ♪ 4 00:00:39,410 --> 00:00:41,209 ♪ With that sad look upon your face ♪ 5 00:00:41,210 --> 00:00:43,075 ♪ I should have changed that stupid lock ♪ 6 00:00:43,076 --> 00:00:44,875 ♪ I should have made you leave your key ♪ 7 00:00:44,876 --> 00:00:46,475 ♪ If I'd known for just one second ♪ 8 00:00:46,476 --> 00:00:48,109 ♪ You'd be back to bother me ♪ 9 00:00:48,110 --> 00:00:49,775 ♪ Go on, now, go ♪ 10 00:00:49,776 --> 00:00:51,509 ♪ Walk out the door ♪ 11 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,709 ♪ Just turn around now ♪ 12 00:00:53,710 --> 00:00:55,676 ♪ 'Cause you're not welcome anymore ♪ 13 00:00:56,476 --> 00:00:59,842 ♪ Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? ♪ 14 00:00:59,843 --> 00:01:01,609 ♪ Do you think I'd crumble? ♪ 15 00:01:01,610 --> 00:01:03,209 ♪ Do you think I'd lay down and die? ♪ 16 00:01:03,210 --> 00:01:04,842 ♪ Oh, no, not I ♪ 17 00:01:04,843 --> 00:01:06,842 ♪ I will survive ♪ 18 00:01:06,843 --> 00:01:08,575 ♪ Oh, as long as I know how to love... ♪ 19 00:01:08,576 --> 00:01:10,975 Aah! 20 00:01:18,276 --> 00:01:21,175 What's going on? What's the holdup? 21 00:01:32,010 --> 00:01:34,476 Okay, stop! Stop! 22 00:01:37,810 --> 00:01:39,275 Thank you. 23 00:01:39,276 --> 00:01:43,242 So, do we have to call you Sarge now? 24 00:01:43,243 --> 00:01:46,142 - Bill's just fine, thank you. - Yeah. 25 00:01:46,143 --> 00:01:47,342 Cheers. 26 00:01:47,343 --> 00:01:49,309 A double celebration, seeing as you and Toni 27 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:51,876 have been playing tonsil tag. 28 00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:54,575 We have not. 29 00:01:54,576 --> 00:01:57,542 It was... nothing. 30 00:01:57,543 --> 00:01:59,375 How's Agatha? 31 00:01:59,376 --> 00:02:01,675 Fine. Absolutely fine. 32 00:02:01,676 --> 00:02:04,642 Ugh! Oh, come on! 33 00:02:04,643 --> 00:02:07,242 What is your problem... Gridlock?! 34 00:02:07,243 --> 00:02:10,709 We are in the middle of nowhere! Don't tell me. 35 00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:12,609 There's a little hedgehog crossing the road, is there? 36 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:14,443 God's sake! 37 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:17,175 Some of us do have lives to lead. 38 00:02:19,176 --> 00:02:21,110 Saw it off. 39 00:02:21,643 --> 00:02:24,209 Out of the car, please, madam. 40 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:25,942 Out of the car, please. 41 00:02:25,943 --> 00:02:27,376 Now. 42 00:02:31,243 --> 00:02:34,009 Are you and Toni a thing 43 00:02:34,010 --> 00:02:40,109 or... is there some sort of tactical retreat going on? 44 00:02:40,110 --> 00:02:41,476 Hmm? 45 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:44,909 - You like her, right? - Of course I do. 46 00:02:44,910 --> 00:02:47,275 So what's stopping you? 47 00:02:47,276 --> 00:02:50,342 Well, it's... It's because you lot walked in, 48 00:02:50,343 --> 00:02:52,142 - and I've not seen her since. - Hello. 49 00:02:52,143 --> 00:02:54,410 I don't know how she felt about the... 50 00:02:57,576 --> 00:02:58,876 Charles? 51 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:06,109 - Who are we hiding from? - Sarah. 52 00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:07,743 She's... 53 00:03:10,843 --> 00:03:13,575 She's helping to organize this... thing. 54 00:03:13,576 --> 00:03:15,909 She's like a woman obsessed. 55 00:03:15,910 --> 00:03:17,642 Jez can't get back soon enough. 56 00:03:17,643 --> 00:03:19,009 Well, he's back this week. 57 00:03:19,010 --> 00:03:20,375 Is he? Oh, at last! 58 00:03:20,376 --> 00:03:23,642 I mean, what kind of man leaves his wife 59 00:03:23,643 --> 00:03:25,742 on her own for so long, hmm? 60 00:03:25,743 --> 00:03:29,109 I mean, all that untapped, repressed energy 61 00:03:29,110 --> 00:03:30,975 has to go somewhere, and at the moment, 62 00:03:30,976 --> 00:03:33,175 it's going towards making me man the... 63 00:03:33,176 --> 00:03:34,243 Tombola? 64 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:39,142 - You said you'd do it. - Sarah. 65 00:03:39,143 --> 00:03:41,409 Yes, I said I might. 66 00:03:41,410 --> 00:03:43,442 Bill's been promoted! 67 00:03:43,443 --> 00:03:45,109 Oh, that's great news! 68 00:03:45,110 --> 00:03:47,110 - Congratulations! - Thank you. 69 00:03:47,876 --> 00:03:50,575 Yes, we have to call him Sarge now and do everything he says. 70 00:03:50,576 --> 00:03:52,342 Oh, well, in that case, can you tell Charles 71 00:03:52,343 --> 00:03:54,710 that he has to muck in at the fair, please? 72 00:03:55,410 --> 00:03:58,642 Sarah, I would love to help, you know, but, um... 73 00:03:58,643 --> 00:04:00,410 all that turning of the, uh... 74 00:04:01,543 --> 00:04:04,209 Plays havoc with my RSI. 75 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:05,575 Well, our tombola doesn't have a handle, 76 00:04:05,576 --> 00:04:06,842 so there's nothing to turn. 77 00:04:06,843 --> 00:04:09,342 It's just a large container that you reach into, 78 00:04:09,343 --> 00:04:11,809 feel around the wood shavings, and find a present. 79 00:04:11,810 --> 00:04:14,475 Ah. Well, there you are, you see? 80 00:04:14,476 --> 00:04:15,510 Wood shavings. 81 00:04:16,410 --> 00:04:17,710 I'm allergic. 82 00:04:31,243 --> 00:04:33,109 Roy, is that you? 83 00:04:33,110 --> 00:04:35,576 I know. I look like I've been dug up. 84 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:38,342 - Are you okay? - SAD. 85 00:04:38,343 --> 00:04:39,775 Oh, you heard, then. 86 00:04:39,776 --> 00:04:41,709 Still, very good of you to jump on the first plane. 87 00:04:41,710 --> 00:04:44,875 No, SAD... S-A-D. Seasonal affective disorder. 88 00:04:44,876 --> 00:04:47,275 It's like ice out there. I had to leave. 89 00:04:47,276 --> 00:04:48,775 It was playing havoc with my skin. 90 00:04:48,776 --> 00:04:49,942 Why? What's up with you lot? 91 00:04:49,943 --> 00:04:51,475 Oh, James and Agatha have split again. 92 00:04:51,476 --> 00:04:53,109 Of course they have. It's a day with a "Y" in it. 93 00:04:53,110 --> 00:04:54,742 No, really. We think it's for good this time. 94 00:04:54,743 --> 00:04:56,475 Nail. Coffin. Hammered. 95 00:04:56,476 --> 00:04:57,609 Mm, yeah. 96 00:04:57,610 --> 00:04:59,476 Always about Agatha, isn't it? Excuse me. 97 00:05:05,510 --> 00:05:08,109 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 98 00:05:08,110 --> 00:05:12,543 When did they start doing three- point turns in country lanes? 99 00:05:13,310 --> 00:05:15,343 Here we are, Mrs. Raisin. 100 00:05:15,843 --> 00:05:17,709 Dangerous driving. 101 00:05:17,710 --> 00:05:20,109 Dangerous what? I wasn't even driving. 102 00:05:20,110 --> 00:05:22,009 You were leaning out of your vehicle, 103 00:05:22,010 --> 00:05:24,175 engine on, hands off the steering wheel, 104 00:05:24,176 --> 00:05:26,509 and, consequently, not in control of your vehicle. 105 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:29,775 I was merely trying to ascertain what the problem was, Officer. 106 00:05:29,776 --> 00:05:31,576 Which is what you should be doing. 107 00:05:32,143 --> 00:05:33,409 Back in your car, please. 108 00:05:33,410 --> 00:05:35,275 You, back in your box, buster, 109 00:05:35,276 --> 00:05:37,275 or you shall be hearing from my lawyers. 110 00:05:37,276 --> 00:05:38,509 Are you threatening me? 111 00:05:38,510 --> 00:05:40,442 Because if you want to add threatening behavior 112 00:05:40,443 --> 00:05:43,610 towards an officer of the law, please go right ahead. 113 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:46,776 See you soon, Mrs. Raisin. 114 00:05:51,376 --> 00:05:54,110 Preferably over your dead body. 115 00:05:54,843 --> 00:05:58,343 Oh, get over yourselves. 116 00:06:05,143 --> 00:06:07,243 Oh, I might have known. 117 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:09,343 Aggie! 118 00:06:11,143 --> 00:06:12,776 Aggie! 119 00:06:14,510 --> 00:06:16,442 Aggie! 120 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:19,210 Aggie! It's me! 121 00:06:23,443 --> 00:06:25,675 Oh. God. 122 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:28,409 God. For a minute there, I thought you hadn't seen me. 123 00:06:28,410 --> 00:06:30,475 Driving lessons going well, then, are they? 124 00:06:30,476 --> 00:06:32,609 Ohh. Stop frowning. 125 00:06:32,610 --> 00:06:34,942 You'll make those weird eyebrow folds worse. 126 00:06:34,943 --> 00:06:37,509 Uh, eyes, road, please! 127 00:06:37,510 --> 00:06:39,475 Listen, don't you start giving me tips. 128 00:06:39,476 --> 00:06:41,675 I'm an excellent driver, I shall have you know. 129 00:06:41,676 --> 00:06:44,343 - Is that right? - Yes, that is right. 130 00:06:44,910 --> 00:06:48,642 Could teach you a thing or two, Miss 63-point turn. 131 00:06:56,176 --> 00:06:58,409 Beech is known for being relentless, 132 00:06:58,410 --> 00:07:01,242 and he'll stop at nothing to maximize his results. 133 00:07:01,243 --> 00:07:03,209 Well, I don't care. 134 00:07:03,210 --> 00:07:06,109 You can tell him that he has met his match from me. 135 00:07:06,110 --> 00:07:08,875 Careful, Agatha. He loves taking people to court. 136 00:07:08,876 --> 00:07:10,275 He gets some weird kick out of it. 137 00:07:10,276 --> 00:07:12,542 - Cocktail time! - Did somebody say "cock"? 138 00:07:12,543 --> 00:07:13,942 - Tails. - That's a shame. 139 00:07:13,943 --> 00:07:16,475 Ooh, if it isn't my little jet-lagged sad sack 140 00:07:16,476 --> 00:07:18,109 back from the dead. Catch. 141 00:07:18,110 --> 00:07:19,642 Definitely don't need any more sad. 142 00:07:19,643 --> 00:07:22,575 Absolutely not. James Schmames. 143 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:23,709 Forget him. 144 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:26,275 Don't let him be some sort of love terrorist 145 00:07:26,276 --> 00:07:28,842 who takes your heart hostage whenever he wants. 146 00:07:28,843 --> 00:07:32,542 Look, it's gonna suck a lot, then it'll suck a bit, 147 00:07:32,543 --> 00:07:33,842 and then it'll suck a little less, 148 00:07:33,843 --> 00:07:35,409 and then it won't suck at all. 149 00:07:35,410 --> 00:07:37,309 Sounds like quite a lot of sucking, though. 150 00:07:37,310 --> 00:07:39,109 The sisterhood is really powerful. 151 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:41,575 Mention of the sisterhood is never a good sign. 152 00:07:41,576 --> 00:07:43,509 So get that down your neck and move on. 153 00:07:43,510 --> 00:07:45,109 I'll drink to that. 154 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:47,109 - And to promotion. - Thank you. 155 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:49,542 And talking of getting things down your neck... 156 00:07:49,543 --> 00:07:52,875 Right. Spill them beans. What's going on? 157 00:07:52,876 --> 00:07:54,742 No way! 158 00:07:54,743 --> 00:07:56,109 I thought we were going out. 159 00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:57,509 Ye... Yes, we are. 160 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,642 Come on. Like, come on. Let's party. 161 00:07:59,643 --> 00:08:01,475 Oh, the Winter Parva Fair. 162 00:08:01,476 --> 00:08:03,409 There's a hog roast and everything. 163 00:08:03,410 --> 00:08:07,609 Count me out. I can't do a hog roast because I am vegan. 164 00:08:07,610 --> 00:08:09,142 Well, no wonder you're all sad. 165 00:08:09,143 --> 00:08:11,276 I know what you're like when you've not had any meat. 166 00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:13,110 Cheap. 167 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:25,575 Three, two, one! 168 00:08:25,576 --> 00:08:28,375 Oh, what a shot! Well done! 169 00:08:28,376 --> 00:08:29,875 Well done, dear. 170 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,109 Oh, roll up, roll up, ladies and gentlemen! 171 00:08:32,110 --> 00:08:34,942 Who's next for Ye Olde Slop-a-Cop? 172 00:08:34,943 --> 00:08:36,275 It's all for charity! 173 00:08:36,276 --> 00:08:38,509 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! 174 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:39,975 Well done, dear. 175 00:08:39,976 --> 00:08:42,475 Oh, roll up, roll up, ladies and gentlemen! 176 00:08:42,476 --> 00:08:47,875 Who's next for Ye Olde Slop-a-Copper?! 177 00:08:59,376 --> 00:09:01,942 Whatever you do, do not make the first move. 178 00:09:01,943 --> 00:09:03,175 I won't. 179 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,642 I'm playing hard to get. 180 00:09:04,643 --> 00:09:06,175 Pretending like nothing happened. 181 00:09:06,176 --> 00:09:07,342 That's my girl. 182 00:09:07,343 --> 00:09:10,442 Roy, is this all really necessary? 183 00:09:10,443 --> 00:09:12,275 I do feel very weak, Aggie, 184 00:09:12,276 --> 00:09:14,109 and you did insist on me being here tonight. 185 00:09:14,110 --> 00:09:16,875 I mean, it's hardly Fifth Avenue, is it? 186 00:09:16,876 --> 00:09:18,742 Oh! Toni, you should have brought 187 00:09:18,743 --> 00:09:20,442 some of those little cakes you bake. 188 00:09:20,443 --> 00:09:22,375 Uh, no, not a good idea. 189 00:09:24,110 --> 00:09:25,975 Roy? 190 00:09:25,976 --> 00:09:28,375 - Roy, you okay? - Ugh! What is that smell? 191 00:09:28,376 --> 00:09:30,142 Gourmet sausage stand. 192 00:09:30,143 --> 00:09:32,275 Yes. We're vegan now. Mm-hmm. 193 00:09:32,276 --> 00:09:34,109 Anyway, I think I've just spotted something 194 00:09:34,110 --> 00:09:36,009 that looks far more interesting. 195 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:39,109 That is right up my boulevard. 196 00:09:39,110 --> 00:09:40,342 Uh! 197 00:09:40,343 --> 00:09:42,375 Roll up, roll up! 198 00:09:42,376 --> 00:09:44,109 Roll up, ladies and gentlemen! 199 00:09:44,110 --> 00:09:45,675 Shouldn't you be over there, Bill? 200 00:09:45,676 --> 00:09:47,642 Eh, no rush. 201 00:09:47,643 --> 00:09:49,775 P.C. Tulloch's got it in hand. 202 00:09:49,776 --> 00:09:52,242 Listen, I've been thinking. 203 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:54,542 I've been thinking strategy. 204 00:09:54,543 --> 00:09:55,909 Okay. 205 00:09:55,910 --> 00:09:59,109 I think you should play hard to get. 206 00:09:59,110 --> 00:10:00,475 Always works. 207 00:10:00,476 --> 00:10:03,376 Whatever you do, don't make the first move. 208 00:10:04,043 --> 00:10:06,742 I think Slop-a-Cop is that way, Toni. 209 00:10:06,743 --> 00:10:08,575 Toni? Toni?! 210 00:10:08,576 --> 00:10:09,610 Oh! 211 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,575 Tycjan, Cezary, spit roast... now. 212 00:10:21,576 --> 00:10:23,342 On it, Mrs. Richards. 213 00:10:23,343 --> 00:10:26,409 And can we speak only English tonight, please? 214 00:10:26,410 --> 00:10:28,310 Of course, Mrs. Richards. 215 00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:47,409 Thank you. 216 00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:48,942 Great turnout for you. 217 00:10:48,943 --> 00:10:50,342 Ah, so far, so good. 218 00:10:50,343 --> 00:10:51,642 Thank you so much for all your help. 219 00:10:51,643 --> 00:10:53,275 Bunchie and I couldn't have done all this without you. 220 00:10:53,276 --> 00:10:54,975 - Don't be silly. - I'd be the first to tell Jez 221 00:10:54,976 --> 00:10:56,475 what a godsend you've been. 222 00:10:56,476 --> 00:10:57,609 I can't wait to see him. 223 00:10:57,610 --> 00:10:59,142 Oh, believe me, nor can I. 224 00:10:59,143 --> 00:11:01,109 Quite right. You're a star, Sarah. 225 00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:03,642 - Hello, Bunchie. - Yeah, you bet. 226 00:11:03,643 --> 00:11:05,842 Oh, hi, there. Welcome. Come on in. Enjoy. 227 00:11:05,843 --> 00:11:07,642 It's all for sale, except the wife. 228 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:15,276 - Oh. - Sorry. 229 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,510 Bill. 230 00:11:20,210 --> 00:11:23,675 - Mm... mnh-mnh. - Well, come on, everyone! 231 00:11:23,676 --> 00:11:25,209 Photo booth! 232 00:11:33,476 --> 00:11:34,875 Oh. Oh. 233 00:11:47,243 --> 00:11:49,875 Oh, Roy. Roy, look. 234 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,209 I think I've just spotted something 235 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:54,576 that's gonna make you feel a whole lot better. 236 00:11:55,343 --> 00:11:58,543 Oh, yeah. Check out the hunks! 237 00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:00,942 Wow. 238 00:12:00,943 --> 00:12:03,575 Toni, take me to the meat. 239 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,309 Oh! 240 00:12:35,576 --> 00:12:37,809 Hang on a minute. 241 00:12:37,810 --> 00:12:39,109 That's not a pig. 242 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:41,542 That's a human torso! 243 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:45,176 Oh! No! 244 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,375 Madam, I'll let you know as soon as you can go. 245 00:12:59,376 --> 00:13:01,009 I'll look forward to that, 246 00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:03,810 though you did tell me that an hour ago, mm? 247 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,710 Well... 248 00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:12,443 they promise they are gonna let us go very soon. 249 00:13:12,943 --> 00:13:14,442 But think! 250 00:13:14,443 --> 00:13:17,709 Who wanted him roasting, and why is he missing his head? 251 00:13:17,710 --> 00:13:21,809 - Could be a she. - Yes, it could be. 252 00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:24,575 A hairy breastless woman from a circus. 253 00:13:24,576 --> 00:13:26,475 Look, Aggie, I'm really not feeling very well, 254 00:13:26,476 --> 00:13:27,675 and it's been a very long night. 255 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,142 So, we're investigating even though no one's 256 00:13:29,143 --> 00:13:30,442 actually hired us? 257 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,742 That's never stopped me before, has it? 258 00:13:32,743 --> 00:13:36,875 Anyway, it'll take my mind off of other irritating, 259 00:13:36,876 --> 00:13:41,109 pathetically small piddling little things! 260 00:13:41,110 --> 00:13:42,876 Fair enough. 261 00:13:43,376 --> 00:13:44,575 James. 262 00:13:44,576 --> 00:13:46,675 I mean, it's all a bit public, isn't it? 263 00:13:46,676 --> 00:13:48,242 No one was actually gonna cook 264 00:13:48,243 --> 00:13:51,175 and eat a human torso, were they? 265 00:13:51,176 --> 00:13:52,575 I wouldn't be so sure 'round here. 266 00:13:52,576 --> 00:13:54,542 What was that thing you ate at the Summer Ball, Charles? 267 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,842 Ah, lamb's brains with cumin and hummus. 268 00:13:56,843 --> 00:14:00,709 You see, I think it was a statement. 269 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:02,243 Of warning. 270 00:14:05,276 --> 00:14:06,409 All right, all right. 271 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,709 They can all go home as soon as I say so. 272 00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:10,509 Not one second before. Understand? 273 00:14:10,510 --> 00:14:12,476 Understood, Chief. Sandwich. 274 00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:15,775 Anything from the statements? 275 00:14:15,776 --> 00:14:18,609 "Statements." 276 00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:20,975 Oh, I know you're keen, D.S. Wong, 277 00:14:20,976 --> 00:14:22,842 first case as sergeant and all that, 278 00:14:22,843 --> 00:14:26,475 but I think we need to ascertain the identity of the victim 279 00:14:26,476 --> 00:14:29,109 before we look into his financial situation. 280 00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:32,109 I meant from all the witness statements we've been taking. 281 00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:34,809 Oh, yeah. Very clever. 282 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:37,942 Oh, you'll be wanting to lead the investigation next. 283 00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:41,109 Oh, I'd love to... if you'll let me. 284 00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:42,842 - Be my guest. - Really? 285 00:14:42,843 --> 00:14:46,209 Yes, but I shall be auditing your progress, D.S. Wong. 286 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:48,842 Maybe it will stop you fraternizing with the natives 287 00:14:48,843 --> 00:14:51,509 for once, if you know who I mean. 288 00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:53,142 - Of course, sir. - Ooh, ooh! 289 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,109 And it gives me a chance to go al fresco. 290 00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:59,875 In deep, melt in with the crowd, blend in with the fishes. 291 00:14:59,876 --> 00:15:01,976 - You know what I mean? - Not really, no. 292 00:15:02,676 --> 00:15:04,810 Oh, bacon. Lovely. 293 00:15:06,176 --> 00:15:10,409 - Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. - Okay, okay. 294 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,109 So, someone needs to check out that pair of knights. 295 00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:14,275 Ooh! 296 00:15:14,276 --> 00:15:15,675 Quelle surprise. 297 00:15:15,676 --> 00:15:17,809 Charles, can you check out the organizers... 298 00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:20,675 Sarah's friend and her husband with that ridiculous name? 299 00:15:20,676 --> 00:15:21,643 - Bunchie. - Ha. 300 00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:22,842 Yeah, him. 301 00:15:22,843 --> 00:15:25,442 See if maybe the event itself was targeted. 302 00:15:25,443 --> 00:15:27,542 And, Bill, I need you to check with police records. 303 00:15:27,543 --> 00:15:29,809 - See if we can find out... - Actually, Agatha, I can't. 304 00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:31,975 Yeah, yeah. Don't be silly. If we can find... 305 00:15:31,976 --> 00:15:35,675 I can't because Wilkes has asked me to lead the investigation. 306 00:15:35,676 --> 00:15:36,975 - Ha! - Pbht! 307 00:15:36,976 --> 00:15:40,109 Oh, Bill, that's great. Congrats. 308 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:49,442 Uh, and he's also asked me not to talk to you. 309 00:15:49,443 --> 00:15:50,942 Yeah. Well, he always says that. 310 00:15:50,943 --> 00:15:53,009 Seriously, Bill, I need you to check... 311 00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:54,843 - No. - If you can... 312 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:58,275 I really think it's better if I don't this time, 313 00:15:58,276 --> 00:16:01,775 and I'd appreciate your support and cooperation in that. 314 00:16:01,776 --> 00:16:03,542 Bill. Mm! 315 00:16:03,543 --> 00:16:05,609 Bill, Bill, Bill. 316 00:16:05,610 --> 00:16:08,209 Pigs will fly before that's going to happen, 317 00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:11,209 and you know as well as I do that you can't solve murders 318 00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:12,375 without me! 319 00:16:12,376 --> 00:16:13,676 Well... 320 00:16:14,443 --> 00:16:16,443 I can try. 321 00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:21,010 Shh, shh. 322 00:16:22,776 --> 00:16:25,109 Can everyone hear that? 323 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,210 That is the sound... 324 00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:29,942 of a gauntlet being thrown down. 325 00:16:29,943 --> 00:16:31,875 Good one. 326 00:16:31,876 --> 00:16:36,442 Are we going mano a mano, Sergeant Wong? 327 00:16:36,443 --> 00:16:39,809 It's not a competition, Agatha. It's a murder investigation. 328 00:16:39,810 --> 00:16:41,709 I'll take that as a yes, then. 329 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,810 Just you give it your best shot, Billy boy. 330 00:16:45,443 --> 00:16:47,375 Oh, gauntlet, please. 331 00:16:47,376 --> 00:16:49,375 She means the glove. 332 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,910 She does. 333 00:17:02,276 --> 00:17:03,642 Right. Come on, then. 334 00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:06,109 Let's step to it, the fruits of glove and... 335 00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:08,142 Yeah. Well, you know what I mean. 336 00:17:08,143 --> 00:17:10,510 - What are you gonna do, boss? - Hmm? 337 00:17:11,476 --> 00:17:13,642 I'll think of something. 338 00:17:13,643 --> 00:17:14,643 Driver! 339 00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:16,843 Just walk. 340 00:17:39,776 --> 00:17:41,376 Oh! 341 00:17:52,343 --> 00:17:54,375 You've definitely perked up. 342 00:17:54,376 --> 00:17:57,343 Those animals look just like pigs. 343 00:18:01,510 --> 00:18:02,510 Can we help? 344 00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:06,009 You need anything? 345 00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:08,142 Sausage. 346 00:18:08,143 --> 00:18:10,410 - Spit roasting. - Oh, yeah. 347 00:18:14,243 --> 00:18:15,742 Um, well, sorry. 348 00:18:15,743 --> 00:18:17,942 Um, it's a bit of an eye-opener. 349 00:18:17,943 --> 00:18:20,909 Um, the body. I mean, the hea... 350 00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:22,609 You know, the man with the pig's head. 351 00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:26,675 Mad, that, isn't it? 352 00:18:26,676 --> 00:18:29,209 Any idea where it might have, uh, come from? 353 00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:30,709 We just follow orders. 354 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,809 We take from the chillers as told. 355 00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:36,142 - Why? - No reason. 356 00:18:36,143 --> 00:18:39,175 It was delivered yesterday by regular company. 357 00:18:39,176 --> 00:18:41,775 Right. Well, um... 358 00:18:41,776 --> 00:18:43,976 I think that covers it. 359 00:18:44,476 --> 00:18:46,143 Roy? 360 00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:48,809 Huh? 361 00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:50,943 Anything you want to ask? 362 00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:54,876 Phone number. 363 00:18:55,576 --> 00:18:57,175 In case you remember anything. 364 00:18:57,176 --> 00:19:00,775 In fact, I'll give you my number if I can find a... a pen. 365 00:19:00,776 --> 00:19:03,209 Oh, yes. There's one there. Get some paper. 366 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,842 Or I can give you mine. 367 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:07,143 Or you could write it on me. 368 00:19:09,110 --> 00:19:10,343 Yeah. 369 00:19:11,543 --> 00:19:13,509 Oh, maybe not here. 370 00:19:13,510 --> 00:19:15,110 Mrs. Richards won't like that. 371 00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:17,509 You can write it there. 372 00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:28,410 Just write it on his midriff. That's normal. 373 00:19:33,243 --> 00:19:35,975 I'm Tycjan. This is my brother, Cezary. 374 00:19:35,976 --> 00:19:37,842 We are here from Poland. 375 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:42,109 I'm, um... I'm Toni, and this is Roy. 376 00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:44,343 Really pleased to meet you. 377 00:19:47,543 --> 00:19:50,442 Let me just get you. Let's see. 378 00:19:50,443 --> 00:19:52,576 Help you out with that. 379 00:19:57,143 --> 00:19:58,976 Right. Well, um... 380 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,142 bye, then. 381 00:20:01,143 --> 00:20:02,776 Can I have the pen? 382 00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,442 Are you gonna stay or are you gonna come? 383 00:20:07,443 --> 00:20:09,443 I'm literally coming. 384 00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:48,875 I just don't understand why anyone would do such a thing. 385 00:20:48,876 --> 00:20:50,843 Nor do I. 386 00:20:51,476 --> 00:20:53,142 Do you, Bunchie? 387 00:20:53,143 --> 00:20:54,509 No, of course not. 388 00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:56,075 Why would I? 389 00:20:56,076 --> 00:20:58,442 Doesn't make sense. 390 00:20:58,443 --> 00:21:00,742 Sorry. Mr. and Mrs. Richards. 391 00:21:00,743 --> 00:21:03,442 Perhaps we could interview you now. 392 00:21:03,443 --> 00:21:05,276 Yes. I think we're finished. 393 00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:17,709 What about that photo booth outside? 394 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,975 I wonder if... that caught anything. 395 00:21:20,976 --> 00:21:22,410 Could be worth a try. 396 00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:26,176 Oh, God. It's just terrible, isn't it? 397 00:21:28,310 --> 00:21:29,443 Oh, I don't know. 398 00:21:31,343 --> 00:21:32,876 What do you mean? 399 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:37,975 Um... mm... uh... 400 00:21:37,976 --> 00:21:39,742 Charles, did you just move away from me? 401 00:21:39,743 --> 00:21:41,509 No. No, no. Of course not. 402 00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:43,242 Why would I do that? 403 00:21:43,243 --> 00:21:45,776 Well, I don't know, but you did. Why? 404 00:21:47,476 --> 00:21:49,642 Truth? 405 00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:51,143 Always. 406 00:21:52,843 --> 00:21:54,510 Hemorrhoids. 407 00:21:54,576 --> 00:21:56,743 Hemorrhoids? 408 00:22:19,643 --> 00:22:22,243 Oh, that's disgusting! 409 00:22:25,643 --> 00:22:28,143 Yes. Yes. 410 00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:32,743 Oh! 411 00:22:33,943 --> 00:22:36,575 Bingo. 412 00:22:36,576 --> 00:22:39,142 There you are. 413 00:22:39,143 --> 00:22:41,575 My little beauty. 414 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:46,476 Oh! Right. 415 00:22:47,476 --> 00:22:49,742 Open up this door now, 416 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,310 please, creeping woman! 417 00:22:51,876 --> 00:22:54,909 What do you want?! 418 00:22:54,910 --> 00:22:57,709 May I suggest that we step inside, out of sight, 419 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,775 seeing as this is not your house on account of the fact 420 00:22:59,776 --> 00:23:02,610 that you broke in 'round the back? 421 00:23:07,276 --> 00:23:09,909 Mm. Right. 422 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:12,642 Who are you? Hmm? 423 00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:14,609 Hair, nails... 424 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:17,109 Way too high-maintenance to be a burglar. 425 00:23:17,110 --> 00:23:18,475 Yeah? 426 00:23:18,476 --> 00:23:20,209 What's your game? 427 00:23:20,210 --> 00:23:21,475 What's your name? 428 00:23:21,476 --> 00:23:23,576 - What's your... - Amy. 429 00:23:25,010 --> 00:23:27,275 Well, then, Amy... 430 00:23:27,276 --> 00:23:30,275 Oh, "Amy" as in "tattoo on the dead man's torso 431 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:31,742 - with a pig's head Amy." - Yeah. 432 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:33,442 Amy Beech. 433 00:23:33,443 --> 00:23:34,943 Beech? 434 00:23:35,443 --> 00:23:38,242 "Beech" as in "vicious copper from hell Beech"? 435 00:23:38,243 --> 00:23:41,142 Oh! 436 00:23:41,143 --> 00:23:43,975 That's whose body it was? 437 00:23:43,976 --> 00:23:46,910 Yeah. Gary Beech, my ex-husband. 438 00:23:47,776 --> 00:23:49,809 I'm so sorry. 439 00:23:49,810 --> 00:23:51,175 Mm. 440 00:23:51,176 --> 00:23:52,675 Although, on the plus side, it does mean 441 00:23:52,676 --> 00:23:53,909 that I'm off the hook with the fine, 442 00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:56,742 so, you know, silver linings and all that. 443 00:23:56,743 --> 00:23:57,909 Oh, don't look at me like that. 444 00:23:57,910 --> 00:24:00,443 We both know what he was really like. 445 00:24:02,476 --> 00:24:04,109 Where is it? 446 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,109 - It's in my hand. - Oh, right. Well, give it to me, 447 00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:08,210 and I'll stick it in before it goes down. 448 00:24:08,776 --> 00:24:11,110 Holy Mary, Mother of God. 449 00:24:13,376 --> 00:24:15,376 Oh. 450 00:24:16,310 --> 00:24:18,509 We're just looking for surveillance. 451 00:24:18,510 --> 00:24:20,775 Never heard it called that before. 452 00:24:20,776 --> 00:24:22,809 Ah, there's the photo booth camera. 453 00:24:22,810 --> 00:24:24,976 Grab it before it goes down. 454 00:24:25,710 --> 00:24:28,642 So, why not just tell the police, hmm? 455 00:24:28,643 --> 00:24:31,642 Why hotfoot it down here? 456 00:24:31,643 --> 00:24:33,109 I was scared. 457 00:24:33,110 --> 00:24:35,875 I thought whoever killed Gary would come after me. 458 00:24:35,876 --> 00:24:37,542 - Why? - Hmm? 459 00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:39,175 Why would they come after you? 460 00:24:39,176 --> 00:24:41,943 You're just the ex-wife, after all. 461 00:24:43,310 --> 00:24:45,350 Unless, of course, you were searching for something. 462 00:24:45,876 --> 00:24:47,242 I wasn't. 463 00:24:47,243 --> 00:24:50,110 I just thought I might find some clues as... 464 00:24:50,610 --> 00:24:52,876 as to who did this. 465 00:24:53,376 --> 00:24:55,110 Really? 466 00:24:56,643 --> 00:25:00,442 So, you weren't perhaps searching 467 00:25:00,443 --> 00:25:03,409 for a little something, found that little something, 468 00:25:03,410 --> 00:25:07,810 and popped that little something into your pocket, perchance? 469 00:25:11,876 --> 00:25:13,909 You're good, Mrs. Raisin. 470 00:25:13,910 --> 00:25:19,175 I heard reports, but to see you in action, hmm! 471 00:25:19,176 --> 00:25:20,376 It's impressive. 472 00:25:21,176 --> 00:25:23,342 - You're hired. - What? 473 00:25:23,343 --> 00:25:26,975 I need to know who killed Gary and what he was up to. 474 00:25:26,976 --> 00:25:28,542 He was always pleading poverty, 475 00:25:28,543 --> 00:25:31,342 but recently, he was flashing the cash, 476 00:25:31,343 --> 00:25:35,376 and he has something stashed in a storage unit. 477 00:25:37,776 --> 00:25:39,643 You in or what? 478 00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:48,209 Oh. Very nice. 479 00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:51,309 No way he could afford this on a P.C.'s salary. 480 00:25:51,310 --> 00:25:52,775 He always got aggressive 481 00:25:52,776 --> 00:25:55,609 if I questioned him about money. 482 00:25:55,610 --> 00:25:57,876 Don't move. 483 00:26:24,410 --> 00:26:25,909 Wait. 484 00:26:31,110 --> 00:26:32,775 Okay. 485 00:26:35,443 --> 00:26:38,275 Just monitoring your progress, Sergeant. 486 00:26:38,276 --> 00:26:40,009 Act like I'm not here. 487 00:26:40,010 --> 00:26:42,609 That's easier said. 488 00:26:42,610 --> 00:26:44,842 I thought you were gonna blend in with the fishes. 489 00:26:44,843 --> 00:26:47,776 Yeah. Well, let me worry about the fishes. 490 00:26:49,010 --> 00:26:51,009 Scratchings? 491 00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:52,610 No, thank you. 492 00:26:55,376 --> 00:26:59,742 Long shot, I know, but care to explain, by any chance? 493 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:04,409 Oh, uh, how I came to discover the identity of the victim, 494 00:27:04,410 --> 00:27:07,342 where he lives, and presumably where he was killed? 495 00:27:07,343 --> 00:27:08,475 - Yes. - No. 496 00:27:08,476 --> 00:27:10,875 But we could charge you... Sorry. 497 00:27:10,876 --> 00:27:14,509 D.S. Wong could charge you with breaking and entering. 498 00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:15,975 Oh, could he, now? 499 00:27:15,976 --> 00:27:19,442 Because I wasn't doing any breaking and entering. 500 00:27:19,443 --> 00:27:23,675 That was Amy over there, she of the tattoo fame. 501 00:27:23,676 --> 00:27:25,275 And anyway, how come you didn't know that Beech 502 00:27:25,276 --> 00:27:26,509 had an ex-wife called Amy? 503 00:27:26,510 --> 00:27:27,609 You worked with him. 504 00:27:27,610 --> 00:27:29,942 Well, Gary didn't exactly socialize. 505 00:27:29,943 --> 00:27:31,375 I didn't even know he had an ex. 506 00:27:31,376 --> 00:27:33,875 Didn't even know he had an ex. 507 00:27:33,876 --> 00:27:36,242 - Oh, dear. - Well, did you? 508 00:27:36,243 --> 00:27:37,910 Carry on, Sergeant. 509 00:27:39,110 --> 00:27:41,143 Right. What was she doing in there? 510 00:27:41,610 --> 00:27:42,642 Ask her. 511 00:27:42,643 --> 00:27:44,175 We will. 512 00:27:44,176 --> 00:27:47,476 But maybe we can at least liaise in the future. 513 00:27:48,143 --> 00:27:50,676 Mano a mano. 514 00:27:51,176 --> 00:27:52,243 What and what? 515 00:27:52,943 --> 00:27:55,109 - Spanish. - Spanish. 516 00:27:55,110 --> 00:27:56,510 Can I go now? 517 00:27:57,110 --> 00:27:58,875 If you're not gonna tell me anything useful, 518 00:27:58,876 --> 00:28:00,842 then I suppose you can. 519 00:28:00,843 --> 00:28:03,342 Um, Mrs. Raisin? 520 00:28:03,343 --> 00:28:06,743 We're gonna put you under 24-hour police surveillance. 521 00:28:07,410 --> 00:28:09,675 - On what grounds? - You're a suspect. 522 00:28:09,676 --> 00:28:12,275 You were heard by several witnesses 523 00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:14,109 wishing the victim ill. 524 00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:16,909 "Over his dead body," you were heard to say, 525 00:28:16,910 --> 00:28:21,542 so we're gonna be watching you. 526 00:28:21,543 --> 00:28:23,375 Capiche? 527 00:28:23,376 --> 00:28:25,475 And that's French. Mm. 528 00:28:25,476 --> 00:28:27,110 Right. 529 00:28:30,443 --> 00:28:35,275 So, where are we on the suspects? 530 00:28:35,276 --> 00:28:38,709 23,483 and counting. 531 00:28:38,710 --> 00:28:42,109 That's the combined population of all the towns Beech policed. 532 00:28:42,110 --> 00:28:43,942 He pretty much nicked everyone. 533 00:28:43,943 --> 00:28:45,309 Oh, right. Okay. 534 00:28:45,310 --> 00:28:48,542 Well, we might need to narrow that down a wee bit. 535 00:28:48,543 --> 00:28:53,109 Right. Let's start with... the ex-wife, Amy. 536 00:28:53,110 --> 00:28:57,309 Clearly had expensive tastes and liked the finer things in life. 537 00:28:57,310 --> 00:28:59,442 She hired us to investigate. 538 00:28:59,443 --> 00:29:01,509 Well, since when did that manner? 539 00:29:01,510 --> 00:29:04,342 What about your hunks from Punkington Hunk? 540 00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:06,210 What did you get from them? Eh? Eh? 541 00:29:09,110 --> 00:29:11,875 Oh, sorry. You did talk to them, didn't you? 542 00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:13,309 Of course we talked to them. 543 00:29:13,310 --> 00:29:15,476 What did they say? 544 00:29:16,376 --> 00:29:18,910 Can't be completely sure. 545 00:29:19,610 --> 00:29:22,976 Charles, what is wrong with them?! 546 00:29:23,710 --> 00:29:27,309 Tell me you at least found out something from Fiona and Munchie 547 00:29:27,310 --> 00:29:29,242 or whatever his name is. 548 00:29:29,243 --> 00:29:30,642 - Hmm? - What? 549 00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:34,109 Oh! Not you as well. 550 00:29:34,110 --> 00:29:37,109 No. Um, I was just thinking about, um... 551 00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:38,442 I was just thinking about Jez. 552 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:39,909 - You were thinking about Jez. - Yeah. 553 00:29:39,910 --> 00:29:41,675 He's definitely coming back, isn't he? 554 00:29:41,676 --> 00:29:43,809 Jez? Yes! Yes! 555 00:29:43,810 --> 00:29:46,409 Yes, he's on his way back from Burma 556 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:49,109 or, well, the Ganges or wherever it is he's been. 557 00:29:49,110 --> 00:29:51,375 Charles, what's this got to do with anything? 558 00:29:51,376 --> 00:29:53,375 It just must be really hard for her. 559 00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:57,875 Oh, Charles "Shagger" Fraith, you... 560 00:29:57,876 --> 00:30:00,142 - Not the vicar's wife! - No! 561 00:30:00,143 --> 00:30:02,609 No, not the vicar's wife, Agatha. 562 00:30:02,610 --> 00:30:05,009 I just care for her. That's all. 563 00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:07,375 Do you know what? You're all useless. All of you. 564 00:30:07,376 --> 00:30:11,010 I'm going to see Amy and check out Beech's storage unit. 565 00:30:15,210 --> 00:30:16,876 Oh! 566 00:30:18,310 --> 00:30:19,642 Right. I'm cornered. 567 00:30:19,643 --> 00:30:21,842 Someone else will have to go instead of me. 568 00:30:24,676 --> 00:30:27,009 I didn't agree to you two coming. 569 00:30:27,010 --> 00:30:30,376 You did hire Mrs. Raisin. We work for her. 570 00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:46,910 Please, allow me. 571 00:30:48,943 --> 00:30:52,275 Oh, I'll take that. Thank you very much. 572 00:30:52,276 --> 00:30:54,675 Must be a couple of grand there. 573 00:30:54,676 --> 00:30:56,509 That'll do nicely. 574 00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:58,042 Maybe we can take this. 575 00:30:58,043 --> 00:31:00,176 Hmm? Fine by me. 576 00:31:00,876 --> 00:31:02,342 Is that it? 577 00:31:02,343 --> 00:31:04,375 Don't you want to find out what he was up to? 578 00:31:04,376 --> 00:31:06,509 Oh, that's your job, isn't it? 579 00:31:06,510 --> 00:31:08,275 This is all I'm interested in. 580 00:31:08,276 --> 00:31:11,409 And if you find any more, you let me know. 581 00:31:11,410 --> 00:31:13,376 Ta-ra! 582 00:31:14,110 --> 00:31:15,475 What's in there? 583 00:31:15,476 --> 00:31:17,110 I don't know. 584 00:31:19,910 --> 00:31:21,443 Oh. 585 00:31:28,110 --> 00:31:32,809 Did you know that Poland is the ninth-biggest country in Europe? 586 00:31:32,810 --> 00:31:34,742 Uh, no. No, I didn't. 587 00:31:34,743 --> 00:31:36,175 And I also don't know 588 00:31:36,176 --> 00:31:38,742 how this is going to help us solve a murder either. 589 00:31:38,743 --> 00:31:41,309 You've got to think around a subject, Aggie. 590 00:31:41,310 --> 00:31:44,109 Glance to the side in order to find the center. 591 00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:46,242 Ah, yes. Like where you were glancing 592 00:31:46,243 --> 00:31:49,375 when you were talking to the Polish gentlemen. 593 00:31:49,376 --> 00:31:51,275 You do know the police are outside. 594 00:31:51,276 --> 00:31:52,975 Yes. 595 00:31:52,976 --> 00:31:54,242 Yep. 596 00:31:54,243 --> 00:31:56,575 Okay. Uh, anyway, I need some help. 597 00:31:56,576 --> 00:31:58,575 Fi's rung. There's a cake competition. 598 00:31:58,576 --> 00:32:00,475 Only some of the helpers have pulled out, 599 00:32:00,476 --> 00:32:02,975 so we need extra hands and cakes. 600 00:32:02,976 --> 00:32:04,975 Oh, my God. Poland is home 601 00:32:04,976 --> 00:32:07,275 to Europe's largest land mammal, the bison. 602 00:32:07,276 --> 00:32:09,809 I bloody love bison. 603 00:32:09,810 --> 00:32:11,809 I think you have just found yourself a willing helper 604 00:32:11,810 --> 00:32:14,142 - for Hollies. - Hollies? 605 00:32:14,143 --> 00:32:15,875 Glance to the side. 606 00:32:15,876 --> 00:32:17,375 Yeah, I'll do it. 607 00:32:17,376 --> 00:32:19,775 Oh. Thank you. 608 00:32:19,776 --> 00:32:21,875 Righty-ho. Off we go. 609 00:32:21,876 --> 00:32:24,242 And you can take Toni's cakes with you. 610 00:32:24,243 --> 00:32:25,675 Whoa! No, no, no, no, no. 611 00:32:25,676 --> 00:32:27,509 These aren't, um... These aren't right. 612 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:30,542 Nonsense. We need you there undercover. 613 00:32:30,543 --> 00:32:33,109 You need to be my eyes. You need to be my ears. 614 00:32:33,110 --> 00:32:35,375 It's perfect, so just take your tush, 615 00:32:35,376 --> 00:32:38,109 take your cakes, and just get over there. 616 00:32:38,110 --> 00:32:40,909 Now, tell me, what did you find in Beech's storage unit? 617 00:32:40,910 --> 00:32:42,642 We found this. 618 00:32:42,643 --> 00:32:46,609 That is full of lots of coded lists... letters, numbers. 619 00:32:46,610 --> 00:32:49,109 Also, there's a wad of cash that Amy grabbed. 620 00:32:49,110 --> 00:32:50,709 That's all she was interested in. 621 00:32:50,710 --> 00:32:53,009 We think maybe she's in financial trouble. 622 00:32:53,010 --> 00:32:56,542 At last, some progress. Right. 623 00:32:56,543 --> 00:33:00,109 You get snooping... and I'll get cracking. 624 00:33:00,110 --> 00:33:02,342 - May I? - No! 625 00:33:02,343 --> 00:33:03,376 Please. 626 00:33:05,710 --> 00:33:09,109 Take every entrant's name, give them a number, 627 00:33:09,110 --> 00:33:10,842 and mark the number on the plate. 628 00:33:10,843 --> 00:33:13,175 Stay on the cake stall at all times. 629 00:33:13,176 --> 00:33:14,776 Wha... 630 00:33:17,110 --> 00:33:19,342 Mine aren't actually part of the competition, though, are they? 631 00:33:19,343 --> 00:33:21,442 No, no, no. They're just for decoration. 632 00:33:21,443 --> 00:33:23,242 And very nice they look, too. 633 00:33:23,243 --> 00:33:25,742 I must say, I'm rather tempted. I haven't eaten all day. 634 00:33:25,743 --> 00:33:28,542 Honestly, they're nothing to write home about. 635 00:33:28,543 --> 00:33:29,875 - Oh. - Sarah. 636 00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:31,710 You're being modest. 637 00:33:33,376 --> 00:33:35,709 Whatever you do, don't eat them. 638 00:33:35,710 --> 00:33:37,509 No chance. Got to stay trim. 639 00:33:37,510 --> 00:33:39,775 And remember, you're just window-shopping today. 640 00:33:39,776 --> 00:33:42,309 - How do you mean? - Uh, hello. You and Bill. 641 00:33:42,310 --> 00:33:44,275 So let me do the talking with the boys. 642 00:33:44,276 --> 00:33:46,675 Speaking of which, where are those hot pieces of... 643 00:33:46,676 --> 00:33:48,210 Tycjan. 644 00:33:48,743 --> 00:33:50,142 Nice to see you. 645 00:33:50,143 --> 00:33:54,209 You're looking very, um... bison-like. 646 00:33:54,210 --> 00:33:56,542 Can I ask you a question? 647 00:33:56,543 --> 00:33:58,409 What is the name of the village you live in? 648 00:33:58,410 --> 00:34:00,642 - Do you mean Carsely? - Or Manhattan? 649 00:34:00,643 --> 00:34:02,109 Carsely, yeah. 650 00:34:02,110 --> 00:34:03,942 So good they named it once. 651 00:34:03,943 --> 00:34:06,109 'Cause we didn't know. 652 00:34:06,110 --> 00:34:08,175 - But I was wond... - Tycjan, I need you out back. 653 00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:09,209 All right. 654 00:34:09,210 --> 00:34:10,643 Now. 655 00:34:11,876 --> 00:34:13,410 Got to go. 656 00:34:15,276 --> 00:34:18,509 They are great cakes, Toni! Oh! 657 00:34:18,510 --> 00:34:20,542 Shit! Sarah! 658 00:35:26,543 --> 00:35:28,009 - Coffee? - Uh-huh. 659 00:35:28,010 --> 00:35:30,976 - Sleepyhead. - Thank you. 660 00:35:41,343 --> 00:35:43,575 They're awfully good. 661 00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:46,743 Would you like a cake? Would you like a cake? 662 00:35:49,176 --> 00:35:50,842 Psst! Psst! 663 00:35:50,843 --> 00:35:53,009 Make sure it's locked. And don't tell anyone the code. 664 00:35:53,010 --> 00:35:54,275 I wasn't planning on it. 665 00:35:54,276 --> 00:35:56,142 We need to keep everyone away from the chillers, 666 00:35:56,143 --> 00:35:57,209 especially you know who. 667 00:35:57,210 --> 00:35:58,575 - Yes. I am aware of that. - All right. 668 00:35:58,576 --> 00:36:00,510 - All right. All right. - All right. 669 00:36:29,176 --> 00:36:30,742 So, what have we got? 670 00:36:30,743 --> 00:36:33,109 Nothing. That's what we've got. 671 00:36:33,110 --> 00:36:34,242 Sarah's handing out my cakes, 672 00:36:34,243 --> 00:36:36,342 and there's something odd going on in the chillers. 673 00:36:36,343 --> 00:36:37,842 Never mind the cakes. 674 00:36:37,843 --> 00:36:39,442 What is going on with the chillers? 675 00:36:39,443 --> 00:36:41,109 I don't know, do I? 676 00:36:41,110 --> 00:36:43,775 If I knew, I'd say, but I don't, so I can't, can I? 677 00:36:43,776 --> 00:36:46,009 All right. Wind your neck in. 678 00:36:46,010 --> 00:36:48,142 Well, seriously. I can't do everything... 679 00:36:48,143 --> 00:36:51,375 Check the chillers and man this daft cake competition. 680 00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:54,109 Mark my words... It's all about to bounce down here. 681 00:36:54,110 --> 00:36:55,743 I've got to go. 682 00:37:12,010 --> 00:37:14,109 Truce? 683 00:37:15,710 --> 00:37:20,142 Look, why don't you come inside, hmm? 684 00:37:20,143 --> 00:37:23,576 We could work on this case together. 685 00:37:24,143 --> 00:37:28,109 Two brains are better than one and all that. 686 00:37:28,110 --> 00:37:29,943 What do you say? 687 00:37:32,843 --> 00:37:35,676 I've got lots of biscuits. 688 00:37:41,110 --> 00:37:42,942 Excellent. 689 00:37:42,943 --> 00:37:44,676 After you. 690 00:37:47,176 --> 00:37:48,375 Mrs. Raisin! 691 00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:51,710 Mrs. Raisin! 692 00:37:53,676 --> 00:37:55,643 Mrs. Raisin? 693 00:38:03,376 --> 00:38:04,775 What's going on? 694 00:38:04,776 --> 00:38:06,675 They're off their cakes is what's going on. 695 00:38:06,676 --> 00:38:08,942 Hash cakes, to be precise. 696 00:38:08,943 --> 00:38:11,342 I got your message. How come we missed all the fun? 697 00:38:11,343 --> 00:38:13,342 I warned you, and nobody listened. 698 00:38:13,343 --> 00:38:15,509 They weren't meant to eat my cakes. 699 00:38:15,510 --> 00:38:17,710 They're not the worst of it. Check Bloxby out there. 700 00:38:22,443 --> 00:38:24,243 Sarah! 701 00:38:25,943 --> 00:38:27,876 You okay? 702 00:38:28,676 --> 00:38:30,776 Yes. I'm absolutely fine. 703 00:38:31,576 --> 00:38:32,942 In fact, you'll never guess. 704 00:38:32,943 --> 00:38:36,143 I have discovered a new color. 705 00:38:37,110 --> 00:38:40,542 It's somewhere in between blue and green. 706 00:38:43,010 --> 00:38:46,575 I will call it... conté. 707 00:38:46,576 --> 00:38:47,775 Can you see it? 708 00:38:47,776 --> 00:38:49,343 Mmf! 709 00:38:50,976 --> 00:38:53,675 Just exactly how much has she had? 710 00:38:53,676 --> 00:38:55,142 A lot. 711 00:38:55,143 --> 00:38:57,875 I, uh... I think I might have overdone it on the hash. 712 00:38:57,876 --> 00:39:00,176 Really?! You don't say?! 713 00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:06,609 Where are the chillers? 714 00:39:06,610 --> 00:39:09,475 - Next door, but there's a code. - Oh! 715 00:39:09,476 --> 00:39:12,409 - Sarah saw it, didn't you? - What? 716 00:39:12,410 --> 00:39:14,909 The numbers Bunchie typed into that keypad. 717 00:39:14,910 --> 00:39:17,476 Oh, yes. Yes, of course I did. Yes. 718 00:39:19,176 --> 00:39:21,210 Well, care to share? 719 00:39:22,543 --> 00:39:25,909 Of course. 720 00:39:25,910 --> 00:39:27,342 There was definitely a 7. 721 00:39:27,343 --> 00:39:29,110 Mm-hmm. 722 00:39:30,643 --> 00:39:33,443 It all goes a bit swirly after that. 723 00:39:33,943 --> 00:39:36,209 Sarah! 724 00:39:36,210 --> 00:39:37,409 Concentrate! 725 00:39:37,410 --> 00:39:39,410 Sorry. Sorry, sorry. 726 00:39:41,110 --> 00:39:44,009 - Maybe a 1. - Maybe a 1. 727 00:39:44,010 --> 00:39:45,942 Or was it an umlaut? 728 00:39:45,943 --> 00:39:47,810 No, no. 729 00:39:49,943 --> 00:39:51,275 Sarah. 730 00:39:51,276 --> 00:39:52,609 Hmm? 731 00:39:52,610 --> 00:39:55,809 I want you to imagine that the baby Jesus 732 00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,575 is watching you from above. 733 00:40:02,376 --> 00:40:04,510 7-7-1-9. 734 00:40:18,476 --> 00:40:20,009 Get in! 735 00:40:20,010 --> 00:40:21,576 - Shh! - Shh! 736 00:40:22,743 --> 00:40:24,310 Sorry. 737 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:21,909 You know, it really is a waste of police time 738 00:41:21,910 --> 00:41:24,709 sending officers to help rescue Wilkes. 739 00:41:24,710 --> 00:41:27,109 A word, please. 740 00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:28,676 Sergeant. 741 00:41:34,510 --> 00:41:36,442 You okay? 742 00:41:36,443 --> 00:41:38,275 Cool. 743 00:41:38,276 --> 00:41:40,275 Why would anyone kill Amy? 744 00:41:40,276 --> 00:41:42,142 Had she worked here long? 745 00:41:42,143 --> 00:41:44,909 A few weeks. Needed the extra cash. 746 00:41:44,910 --> 00:41:47,610 Can I ask, why didn't you want anyone going in the chillers? 747 00:41:51,110 --> 00:41:53,343 It's where we keep the champagne and caviar. 748 00:41:54,443 --> 00:41:57,642 And we've had some thefts recently. 749 00:41:57,643 --> 00:42:01,610 Although we think we know who's responsible. 750 00:42:02,143 --> 00:42:03,375 We just can't prove it. 751 00:42:03,376 --> 00:42:05,542 They're definitely into something. 752 00:42:05,543 --> 00:42:08,409 - It's a tragedy. - It's a disaster. 753 00:42:08,410 --> 00:42:09,743 It's a nightmare. 754 00:42:17,943 --> 00:42:22,842 I don't want to compete anymore, so in the spirit of cooperation, 755 00:42:22,843 --> 00:42:25,109 Amy Beech was desperate for money. 756 00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:27,742 She'd cashed in her pension and taken out her savings. 757 00:42:27,743 --> 00:42:29,842 But did you know that she'd whipped all the cash 758 00:42:29,843 --> 00:42:31,575 from her ex-husband's storage box? 759 00:42:31,576 --> 00:42:34,742 She found the key at his house and took the lot. 760 00:42:34,743 --> 00:42:36,275 I think we might have a problem. 761 00:42:36,276 --> 00:42:37,775 Yeah. Not now, Toni. 762 00:42:37,776 --> 00:42:39,875 Anything else in this box? 763 00:42:39,876 --> 00:42:42,409 - Well, there was a... - No. Just the money. 764 00:42:42,410 --> 00:42:44,409 Just the person I was looking for. 765 00:42:44,410 --> 00:42:47,375 One, there were hardly any biscuits. 766 00:42:47,376 --> 00:42:51,410 And two, I'm doubling surveillance on you. 767 00:42:52,476 --> 00:42:54,109 Agatha Raisin. Don't believe we've met. 768 00:42:54,110 --> 00:42:55,175 Constable Tulloch. 769 00:42:55,176 --> 00:42:56,442 Please. Billy. 770 00:42:56,443 --> 00:42:58,375 A fellow Scot from Dumfries. Like you, I gather. 771 00:42:58,376 --> 00:43:00,275 Absolutely. Good man. 772 00:43:00,276 --> 00:43:03,509 So, do you know Maggie? 773 00:43:03,510 --> 00:43:05,342 - Big Maggie or Wee Maggie? - Oh, Wee Maggie. 774 00:43:05,343 --> 00:43:08,109 - Oh, Margaret. - Enough with the repartee. 775 00:43:08,110 --> 00:43:10,243 Crime scene, please. 776 00:43:12,110 --> 00:43:14,409 So, we're cooperating, are we? 777 00:43:14,410 --> 00:43:16,909 - No, we are not cooperating. - Oh. 778 00:43:16,910 --> 00:43:18,642 Right, you know what you're doing with these things. 779 00:43:18,643 --> 00:43:20,342 - I want you to hack into that. - Ooh. 780 00:43:20,343 --> 00:43:21,709 See what you can find out. 781 00:43:21,710 --> 00:43:23,509 Whose is it? 782 00:43:23,510 --> 00:43:25,942 - Amy Beech's. - Ugh! 783 00:43:25,943 --> 00:43:28,242 You took the phone off a dead body. That's rank. 784 00:43:28,243 --> 00:43:30,142 Well, she's not gonna be needing it, is she? 785 00:43:30,143 --> 00:43:31,675 Take it. 786 00:43:37,110 --> 00:43:40,209 - Oh! - See? 787 00:43:40,210 --> 00:43:41,976 That's what I came to tell you. 788 00:43:44,010 --> 00:43:46,243 We need to get her home. 789 00:43:52,210 --> 00:43:53,875 Sarah. 790 00:43:53,876 --> 00:43:55,142 Just... 791 00:43:55,143 --> 00:43:57,309 Now, Sarah, listen to me. 792 00:43:57,310 --> 00:43:58,909 You need to sleep. 793 00:43:58,910 --> 00:44:02,476 We want you as fresh as a daisy for when Jez gets back, hmm? 794 00:44:03,776 --> 00:44:06,110 Missionary position. 795 00:44:15,243 --> 00:44:18,209 Well, here they come. 796 00:44:18,210 --> 00:44:20,209 Mm-hmm! Hello. 797 00:44:20,210 --> 00:44:21,542 - Mm-hmm. What? - Do they know? 798 00:44:21,543 --> 00:44:23,409 That you stole Amy Beech's phone? 799 00:44:23,410 --> 00:44:24,676 No. Of course they don't. 800 00:44:25,443 --> 00:44:27,209 Ugh! 801 00:44:27,210 --> 00:44:29,342 Well, we need to find out her movements, 802 00:44:29,343 --> 00:44:31,809 particularly in the last 24 hours. 803 00:44:31,810 --> 00:44:33,142 Ah! Hi there. 804 00:44:33,143 --> 00:44:34,909 I don't think we've been introduced. Bunchie. 805 00:44:34,910 --> 00:44:37,242 - Uh, ah! - Oh, yeah. 806 00:44:37,243 --> 00:44:40,375 I wonder if... I was wondering if I could ask some P.R. advice. 807 00:44:40,376 --> 00:44:42,009 I gather you used to be a bit of an expert. 808 00:44:42,010 --> 00:44:43,675 Yes, yes. Of course. 809 00:44:43,676 --> 00:44:45,476 Step in. 810 00:44:46,410 --> 00:44:48,109 In fact, stay outside. 811 00:44:48,110 --> 00:44:51,576 We can do our talking as we're walking. 812 00:44:53,210 --> 00:44:55,809 Can you make sure you charge up that phone, sweetheart? 813 00:44:55,810 --> 00:44:56,875 Yep. 814 00:44:59,810 --> 00:45:02,109 Do the police usually follow you around? 815 00:45:02,110 --> 00:45:03,842 Yes. 816 00:45:03,843 --> 00:45:07,576 It's a... protection thing. 817 00:45:24,210 --> 00:45:26,309 You see, I'm really worried about the negative effect 818 00:45:26,310 --> 00:45:28,309 that the murder's gonna have on the rest of the chain. 819 00:45:28,310 --> 00:45:30,342 I mean, we just launched in Stratford. 820 00:45:30,343 --> 00:45:31,975 Well, there's not a lot you can do, really. 821 00:45:31,976 --> 00:45:34,175 You know, ride out the storm, accentuate the positives. 822 00:45:34,176 --> 00:45:35,942 Your name is gonna be in all the papers. 823 00:45:35,943 --> 00:45:37,642 Everyone is gonna have heard of Hollies. 824 00:45:37,643 --> 00:45:39,009 Yes, but for all the wrong reasons. 825 00:45:39,010 --> 00:45:42,110 Well, not if you deal with it in the right way. 826 00:46:11,910 --> 00:46:13,576 Hello? 827 00:46:29,143 --> 00:46:31,342 There is, of course, one other thing that you could do. 828 00:46:31,343 --> 00:46:34,309 - Hmm? - Help me find out who did this. 829 00:46:34,310 --> 00:46:37,275 If you are integral to finding the killer, 830 00:46:37,276 --> 00:46:41,809 then you could turn what is a P.R. nightmare into a P.R. gift. 831 00:46:41,810 --> 00:46:43,742 Well, I'll give you every help I can. 832 00:46:45,976 --> 00:46:47,709 So, let's stay in contact. 833 00:46:47,710 --> 00:46:49,610 - Let's do that. - Okay. 834 00:47:24,476 --> 00:47:26,110 Gary Beech! 58557

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