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Wow. You are staring very
intensely at your phone.
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Yeah. Don't listen to what
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the eighth graders say
about the way you dress.
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You are making a
fashion statement.
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What? Oh, no. I'm preparing
to do a FaceTime call
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with my sister.
It's her birthday.
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Oh, my gosh. Can I
finally meet her?
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Yeah, s-sure, but
just a warning...
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She can be really
intense. Really?
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Like, how so? I don't know.
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She's just, like, over the top.
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Like, kind of no self-awareness,
just really nosy.
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She's just a lot. Got it.
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Well, thanks for the
warning.
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Time to meet your sister
from another mister.
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Okay. Alright.
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Hey. Hey.
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Hey. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday, Ayesha!
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That's my friend, Jacob.
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Great to meet you!
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Yeah, nice to meet you, too.
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I'm sorry.
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I should've turned
the volume down.
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Her voice... It just
carries, you know?
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So, any fun plans?
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Uh, yeah, I might go
out with some friends.
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They just got married, so...
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Ooh. TMI.
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You know? It's like, "Why are
you telling me all of this?
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I am not your therapist."
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Well, you know what?
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I hope you have a good one.
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Yeah. Uh, thanks for calling.
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Yeah. Okay. Bye.
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Bye. Bye. Oh, my God.
She is impossible
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to get off the phone with.
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Every call is like the length
between Netflix seasons.
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It's like... I don't
remember what happened
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on the last season
of "Stranger Things."
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That was 10 years ago.
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Yeah. I-I don't know. I
think she seemed nice.
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I could see us really,
you know, hitting it off.
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And she just holds you captive
and she won't let you get away
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and she just goes
on and on and on.
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And right when you think it's
over, she just keeps going.
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You know? And I have
a story for you.
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You might want to sit down, 'cause
this one has a lot of turns.
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So...
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And then Zach brought
me breakfast in bed,
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which is something I only
thought happened in movies.
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And that led to some
other stuff that happens
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in, you know, other
kind of movies.
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All I'm saying is my
relaysh is sensaysh.
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That means my relationship
is sensational.
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Well, Gary hasn't made any
plans that I know of yet.
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So just in case he turns
out to be a total gavone,
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I called Barclay Prime
and made a backup rez.
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Rez... Zervation.
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I know how abbreviations work...
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Mr. C.
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Hmm. Gerald and I have
been so preoccupied,
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we forgot it was
Valentine's Day.
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Didn't make a reservation.
Now everything is booked up.
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Girl, we're gonna end
up going to Popeyes.
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You should try
airport restaurants.
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Yeah, people don't realize that
you can make a reservation there.
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It's like the best-kept
secret in the city.
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That's true, and Airport
Chickie N' Pete's
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has the best lobster
roll in Philly.
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You can quote me on that.
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- Gregory.
- Hmm?
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So, how's your... relaysh going
with your student's parent?
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Worst possible way
to phrase that.
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Former student's parent.
And it's going well.
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It's me and Amber's first Valentine's
Day, so I want to get it right.
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Bought three gifts,
and I'm still trying
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to decide which
two to send back.
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Oh. Ooh, nail biter.
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Well, I do fancy myself
quite the gift-giver,
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so if you need help kinda... No.
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Hello, everyone!
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So, I found
this Valentine in my mailbox,
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and it's from "a
secret admirer."
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Candy heart with my name on it.
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Is this from one of you guys?
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My Valentine's Day plans?
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Well, Mo is coming by after
school with a surprise gift.
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So I have no idea what to expect
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since I don't know
him that well,
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but based on what I do know,
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he has easy access to
shipping materials.
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And I always need tape, so...
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Aww. Happy Valentine's
Day to you, too, Iggy.
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Yeah, you might see me tonight.
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I already have car insurance!
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Hey, Tristan.
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Tristan's a hot dad in the
91st percentile of hot dads.
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He's got a kid in Jacob's
class, and he's handsome.
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He looks like men do
before they have kids.
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I'm here to complain.
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Oh.
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Please continue. I take
umbrage with the fact
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that Mr. Hill,
a white teacher,
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is teaching Black
history to my son
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and other students during
Black History Month.
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Okay, Mr. Umbrage. What do
you want me to do about it?
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You could have a Black
teacher teaching it.
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Or we could keep having
Mr. Hill teach it,
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because if you think about it,
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underpaying a white teacher
to teach Black history
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is almost reparation.
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Fine. Well, I can't do anything
until I observe for myself.
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Never heard you utter a word.
Now you bust out "umbrage."
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Miss Teagues? Yes?
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Did you get my valentine?
The heart candy?
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Oh. Yes. Yes.
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Um, the one in my mailbox.
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Yes, I did get your valentine.
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Thank you, Donnie. That
was very, very kind of you.
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What if you made
another valentine
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and you gave it to
someone in your desk pod?
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Eh. They're girls.
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I need a woman.
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So, this happens
from time to time.
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Students form a real
bond with teachers,
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which is understandable,
but sometimes
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it get confused and turns
into a little crush.
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Plus, I look like a giant kid,
so they get confused even more.
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Internet sucks today,
right?
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Not one scandal?
Do better, Twitter.
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You teenagers today
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are so boring paying
all that attention.
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Class, if you are wondering
why Principal Coleman
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is sitting in today, fret not.
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It's just a standard,
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run-of-the-mill
classroom observation.
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There's absolutely...
nothing to worry about.
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I'm a little worried.
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This is very un-standard
and out-of-the-mill for Ava.
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We all know how we have
been taught to think
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about Martin Luther
King Jr. And Malcolm X,
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but they were actually
much more similar
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in their philosophies by
the end of their lives
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than they were at the beginning.
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Yeah, I mean, people said
they didn't get along,
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but that's not true.
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Talk about it. Anybody
else know anything
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about their real relationship?
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They almost swapped
philosophies towards the end.
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Oh, for real? For real.
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White people wanted to pit
them against each other.
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That is right, Paul.
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See, history is constantly
being rewritten.
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That
is why you need to
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question everything, okay?
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You should even question
me, a white teacher.
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Okay.
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Did I black out and
rearrange my desk again?
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I saved this for you.
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Oh...
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Extra napkins are in
the top left drawer.
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Uh... Excuse me, Donnie. Did
you straighten up my desk?
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I did.
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I see a real future with us.
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So, I made reservations at
the airport Cibo Bistro.
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Got us a table
right by the window
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so we could see the
planes take off.
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Yeah. Gerald loves
to see them go.
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Well, I still have
no word from Gary.
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I swear, if I find out
he is dipping his chip
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into someone else's dip, it'll
be the last time he sells chips.
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He will come through.
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Oh, he better, or I'm pulling
the plug on him like we did
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my Aunt Denise, and
that sure woke her up,
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so maybe it'll make
Gary come around.
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Well, girl, I'll see you later.
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I've got to go look into the
TSA airport check-in thing.
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Well, you know you
have to buy a ticket
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to get through airport
security, right?
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Wait. What... Ooh!
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I have been cruises only
for the past two decades.
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That's why I told you. Now
I'm back to square one.
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Ooh! Sorry.
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Hey, Melissa? Hey.
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Yeah. Can I get your
help with something?
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Yeah. Okay, so, I
have this kid Donnie,
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and he has a little crush on me.
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I thought it would blow over,
but he just won't let up.
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I mean, he's always going out
of his way to try to impress me
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and, like, fixing stuff
up in my classroom.
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And I don't even know.
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He's, like, sometimes
just staring at me.
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You know what I mean?
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And to get my attention, he
does this little knock thing.
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Eh, I don't know. I
mean, I thought...
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I thought it was
nothing at first,
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but now I think he might
have actual feelings for me.
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Yeah, no. That's just...
That's puppy love, Dolittle.
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It'll pass.
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Look, I-I do not
think that it'll pass,
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and I am so glad you finally
know that he likes you!
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean, it's
pretty obvious at this point.
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Ohh! I am so relieved!
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I thought I was the
only one who knew,
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and I really wanted to tell
you, but I couldn't because,
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you know, he's my friend,
too, and bro code.
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Wow. Didn't know you two
were tight like that.
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I mean, we're only best friends.
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What? When he bought
all that candy,
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that's when I put
the pieces together.
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What do you mean
"bought all that candy"?
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It was just one
little heart candy.
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No! Remember? Gregory
bought like so much candy.
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Gregory? Yeah.
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I was talking about
Donnie in my class.
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Yes. Yeah. So was I.
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Donnie. Donald. Yeah.
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Um, I actually think I'm...
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I am really late for
a meeting with...
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No, no. No, no,
no. You're lying.
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You... You said Gregory.
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Like, our Gregory?
The school's Gregory?
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I don't... You know
what? Actually, I don't
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even know anymore.
I forgot. Um...
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Gregory likes me?
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Which you totally
already knew, right?
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So Gregory told you this?
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Not exactly, but when I
called him on it and said,
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"Do you have
feelings for Janine?"
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he, like, didn't
answer. Oh, God.
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That could mean anything.
Or nothing, really.
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But it's also the way he
pays attention to you.
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He knows all of your interests.
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He's always around you.
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Oh, Jacob, we work together!
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And what about the dancing at
the club I wasn't invited to?
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That... See, that...
That was, uh...
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That was nothing.
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And, uh, it was fun.
It was just fun.
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Yeah, well, not to brag, but I think
I know something about crushes.
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I wrote a 14-page
research paper in college
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about the psychological
effects of longing for someone
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and not acting on it.
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Gregory does not like
me like that, okay?
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We are just friends.
247
00:09:32,497 --> 00:09:35,249
He has a girlfriend, Amber,
who is so different from me.
248
00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:38,127
I mean, honestly. Could
not be more different.
249
00:09:38,128 --> 00:09:40,129
Gregory doesn't like me.
250
00:09:40,130 --> 00:09:43,591
Gregory... liking me?
That cannot be true.
251
00:09:43,592 --> 00:09:46,385
It has to be another
one of Jacob's theories,
252
00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:49,263
like the one he has about all
the teachers here disliking him,
253
00:09:49,264 --> 00:09:50,723
which is false.
254
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,182
Only a handful of them do.
255
00:09:52,183 --> 00:09:54,643
Say, like, 30% to 60%.
256
00:09:54,644 --> 00:09:57,479
Unlike Phase One Tony Stark,
257
00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,609
Malcolm X and Martin Luther
King were both anti-capitalists.
258
00:10:02,193 --> 00:10:04,486
You seem a little
shaky, Mr. Hill.
259
00:10:04,487 --> 00:10:05,738
Are you good? Oh, yeah.
260
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,867
I'm good. I am...
totally fine.
261
00:10:11,286 --> 00:10:14,371
Ava has been in my last
three classes, okay?
262
00:10:14,372 --> 00:10:16,290
Either this is some
time-intensive prank,
263
00:10:16,291 --> 00:10:18,208
or I am getting fired...
264
00:10:18,209 --> 00:10:20,419
for teaching Black history.
265
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:23,756
I flew
too close to the sun.
266
00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,759
Like an anti-racist Icarus.
267
00:10:27,218 --> 00:10:29,053
Yes, uh, Principal Coleman?
268
00:10:29,054 --> 00:10:30,763
Just making sure you
don't leave out the part
269
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:33,349
about Martin Luther King Jr.
Wanting universal basic income.
270
00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:35,100
You mentioned it
two periods ago,
271
00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:36,852
but you forgot to
mention it last period.
272
00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:41,065
Uh, thank you, Ms. Coleman,
for publicly calling me in.
273
00:10:41,066 --> 00:10:42,733
You know what? Let's
course-correct.
274
00:10:42,734 --> 00:10:44,109
Everybody grab a partner.
275
00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,569
We are gonna do some
paired reading, okay?
276
00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:47,154
I think we've got
an odd number today,
277
00:10:47,155 --> 00:10:48,447
so there's gonna have
to be a group of three.
278
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,865
Why don't you just pair
somebody up with me?
279
00:10:51,159 --> 00:10:53,035
You want to... read?
280
00:10:53,036 --> 00:10:55,538
It be your own
teachers, don't it?
281
00:10:56,414 --> 00:10:59,249
That's... Oh, sorry.
282
00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:01,460
I was just thinking about
something Jacob said.
283
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,337
It was zany, really.
284
00:11:03,338 --> 00:11:06,507
He said that someone likes me,
which I don't think they do.
285
00:11:06,508 --> 00:11:08,634
But, you know, what's a surefire
way to know if someone likes you?
286
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,761
Well, who did Jacob
say liked you?
287
00:11:10,762 --> 00:11:12,221
Oh, I don't want
to go into details.
288
00:11:12,222 --> 00:11:13,597
Yes, you do. You
brought it up.
289
00:11:13,598 --> 00:11:15,099
And why are we
talking about this?
290
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,725
I thought you made
a friend for this.
291
00:11:16,726 --> 00:11:19,812
♪ I
know who it is ♪
292
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,772
Okay, you know what? You guys are
right. Let's not talk about it.
293
00:11:21,773 --> 00:11:22,941
It's Gregory!
294
00:11:24,192 --> 00:11:25,567
What? W-Why would
you guess that?
295
00:11:25,568 --> 00:11:27,361
'Cause it's blatantly obvious.
296
00:11:27,362 --> 00:11:29,989
I mean, he absolutely likes you.
297
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:33,492
Although I think that workplace
romances are a terrible idea.
298
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:36,412
Yeah. That's why I never
tried anything with him.
299
00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:38,789
Also, I have a boyfriend.
But mostly Barb's reason.
300
00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:40,457
So, wait. Everyone
just... Just knows this?
301
00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:41,917
Yeah, y'all the only two dummies
302
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,460
that don't know that
you like each other.
303
00:11:43,461 --> 00:11:45,838
Whoa! But you do
like him, right?
304
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,882
Despite you lack of swag,
height, and good outfits,
305
00:11:48,883 --> 00:11:51,218
he thinks you're cute, but just don't
do anything nasty on school grounds,
306
00:11:51,219 --> 00:11:52,761
because if I can't,
then y'all can't.
307
00:11:52,762 --> 00:11:54,513
I-I can't believe
what I'm hearing.
308
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,807
You know... 'Cause I-I-I can't like
Gregory. 'Cause I like Maurice.
309
00:11:56,808 --> 00:11:59,184
Sweetheart, it is possible
to like two people
310
00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:00,853
at the same time.
311
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,814
This is wild. This
cannot be a thing.
312
00:12:03,815 --> 00:12:05,774
You know, I am dating
Gregory's friend Maurice,
313
00:12:05,775 --> 00:12:07,317
and Gregory's dating Amber.
314
00:12:07,318 --> 00:12:08,777
Plus, we work together.
315
00:12:08,778 --> 00:12:10,404
So, then what would happen?
316
00:12:10,405 --> 00:12:13,115
We see each other during
the day and at night?
317
00:12:13,116 --> 00:12:15,284
We'd, you know, tell
each other stuff
318
00:12:15,285 --> 00:12:17,828
and feel comfortable
together?
319
00:12:17,829 --> 00:12:19,788
Like, share our
deepest thoughts,
320
00:12:19,789 --> 00:12:21,791
and, you know... a life.
321
00:12:23,501 --> 00:12:26,004
It's gross, honestly.
Just... blegh.
322
00:12:30,091 --> 00:12:32,468
Zach, you can't be setting
up all this in here!
323
00:12:32,469 --> 00:12:34,053
Somebody should
really be monitoring
324
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,721
what's allowed to go
on at this campus.
325
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,222
Jacob has a free period,
326
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:39,558
and I'm surprising him with
a Valentine's Day lunch.
327
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:40,934
They get a free period?
328
00:12:40,935 --> 00:12:42,728
These teachers are lazy as hell!
329
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,813
We were just about to dive
into the rhetoric that MLK used
330
00:12:44,814 --> 00:12:46,023
in his "I Have a Dream" speech.
331
00:12:46,024 --> 00:12:48,525
Wait. Are you in
Jacob's class?
332
00:12:48,526 --> 00:12:49,818
As, like, a student?
333
00:12:49,819 --> 00:12:51,195
No, I'm not a student,
334
00:12:51,196 --> 00:12:53,197
but thank you for
noticing my youthful glow.
335
00:12:53,198 --> 00:12:54,823
Some people think I
don't even have pores.
336
00:12:54,824 --> 00:12:57,117
I'm just observing because
I'm a very good principal.
337
00:12:57,118 --> 00:12:58,535
How many classes
have you observed?
338
00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:00,329
All of them. How am I
supposed to pass the final
339
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:01,705
if I don't go to every class?
340
00:13:01,706 --> 00:13:03,499
Sounds like you're doing
more than just observing.
341
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,334
Sounds like you're
actually enjoying learning.
342
00:13:05,335 --> 00:13:07,336
I will kick your Jacob-loving
Saint Valentine ass
343
00:13:07,337 --> 00:13:09,129
right out of this
school. I hate learning.
344
00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:11,006
You just sound so
passionate and engaged.
345
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,050
I'm confused.
346
00:13:13,718 --> 00:13:15,010
I'm confused.
347
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,137
I never liked school.
348
00:13:17,138 --> 00:13:18,347
Got in the way of college.
349
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,642
Now here I am, soaking
up Black history lessons
350
00:13:21,643 --> 00:13:22,810
from Jacob of all people.
351
00:13:22,811 --> 00:13:24,520
No offense. None taken.
352
00:13:24,521 --> 00:13:26,522
Do you think that now
that you've ma-toured,
353
00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:28,732
you're actually
interested in learning?
354
00:13:28,733 --> 00:13:29,984
That's interesting.
355
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,320
Ugh! Stop making good points.
356
00:13:36,658 --> 00:13:38,117
Hey. You got a second?
357
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,453
Yeah, my kids are in
gym, so... Okay. Good.
358
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,546
Okay. I have something really
important I need to ask you.
359
00:13:50,547 --> 00:13:51,756
Okay.
360
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,133
Did Jacob already tell you?
361
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:57,928
I mean, to be fair,
he didn't mean to.
362
00:13:57,929 --> 00:14:00,806
He thought I knew already,
which I didn't, so...
363
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,933
Well, now that you
do, what do you think?
364
00:14:02,934 --> 00:14:04,560
You think it's good enough?
365
00:14:04,561 --> 00:14:06,228
That's a weird way to phrase it.
366
00:14:06,229 --> 00:14:08,105
I don't think it's about
if it's good enough.
367
00:14:08,106 --> 00:14:09,857
I just think it's, you know...
It's... it's complicated.
368
00:14:09,858 --> 00:14:11,316
That's what I'm stuck on.
369
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,860
It's actually not
that complicated.
370
00:14:12,861 --> 00:14:14,862
But it is, though,
Gregory. I mean, it also...
371
00:14:14,863 --> 00:14:17,239
It's ages 12 and up. How
complicated could it be?
372
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,907
Wait... S... Mnh.
373
00:14:18,908 --> 00:14:20,827
Sorry. Wait. Just...
Time out. What?
374
00:14:23,037 --> 00:14:24,872
It's... It's got
a lot of pieces,
375
00:14:24,873 --> 00:14:27,165
but complicated it is not.
376
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,042
See, Amber's allergic
to real flowers,
377
00:14:29,043 --> 00:14:30,502
so it's a Lego set
378
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,046
that you can build into
a bouquet of flowers.
379
00:14:33,047 --> 00:14:34,965
But if you think it's
too much or not enough...
380
00:14:34,966 --> 00:14:38,051
Wait. So, this is your
Valentine's Day gift for Amber?
381
00:14:38,052 --> 00:14:39,053
Yeah.
382
00:14:41,264 --> 00:14:43,223
This is the coolest friggin'
gift I've ever seen.
383
00:14:43,224 --> 00:14:45,392
Okay, good. 'Cause
I was worried.
384
00:14:45,393 --> 00:14:47,019
You were worried?
I was worried.
385
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,729
About what? Doesn't matter.
386
00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:50,522
Okay. Yeah, what does
matter is that I was right,
387
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,065
and I will be
telling Jacob that.
388
00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:55,402
Unh-unh. Javon, sit
down! Thank you!
389
00:14:55,403 --> 00:14:56,486
What was that?
390
00:14:56,487 --> 00:14:58,155
That is so cool.
391
00:14:58,156 --> 00:14:59,656
She's gonna love it.
392
00:14:59,657 --> 00:15:00,700
Thanks. Yeah.
393
00:15:12,295 --> 00:15:13,921
So, I didn't mean to tell
you, and I was feeling
394
00:15:13,922 --> 00:15:15,714
really bad about it at lunch,
but then I happened to walk by
395
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,507
and I saw that you were having
a rather intense conversation,
396
00:15:17,508 --> 00:15:18,634
so if it went bad,
don't blame me,
397
00:15:18,635 --> 00:15:20,052
because, again, I
didn't mean to tell you,
398
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,762
but if it went well, give
me credit, because...
399
00:15:21,763 --> 00:15:23,472
Do you want to shut up now
so that I can tell you?
400
00:15:23,473 --> 00:15:25,265
Yes. Okay.
401
00:15:25,266 --> 00:15:26,516
So, everything's fine.
402
00:15:26,517 --> 00:15:28,060
In fact, everything
is more than fine
403
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,645
because he really likes Amber.
404
00:15:29,646 --> 00:15:32,314
So I'm off the hook. In
fact, there was never a hook.
405
00:15:32,315 --> 00:15:34,066
Or a line. Or even a boat.
406
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,068
So... yay.
407
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,445
I'm sorry. I thought...
Wait. Are you sure?
408
00:15:38,446 --> 00:15:40,113
Yes.
409
00:15:40,114 --> 00:15:43,283
And why be sorry?
Everything's great.
410
00:15:43,284 --> 00:15:45,243
He got her an amazing gift,
411
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,955
the most romantic
Legos I've ever seen,
412
00:15:47,956 --> 00:15:49,915
so, obviously, he's
really into her,
413
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,833
which means he's
obviously not into me.
414
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:53,543
Well, people can like
more than one person.
415
00:15:53,544 --> 00:15:55,045
That's not what's
happening here.
416
00:15:55,046 --> 00:15:57,757
He really likes Amber.
And I'm really dating Mo.
417
00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:02,177
Well, I guess Gregory's
love language is gifts.
418
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,418
That's why he doesn't respond
to my words of affirmation.
419
00:16:07,058 --> 00:16:09,267
So, I have another
surprise for you.
420
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,019
Wait.
Hold that thought.
421
00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,688
Um, okay. Please
don't fire me.
422
00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:14,439
I can't get bad news
while I'm eating.
423
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,857
I have stress-induced IBS.
424
00:16:15,858 --> 00:16:17,776
No one's getting fired, honey.
425
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,821
Ava is the surprise.
Tell him the big news.
426
00:16:20,822 --> 00:16:23,824
Although I am one of the
century's greatest autodidacts,
427
00:16:23,825 --> 00:16:25,910
I found myself paying
attention in your class.
428
00:16:27,537 --> 00:16:29,121
I'll never get through this
if you're looking at me.
429
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,456
Turn around.
430
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:34,793
I'm going back to school, I'm
enrolling in night courses,
431
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,378
and I might even
get the credential
432
00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:37,921
I'm supposed to
have to work here.
433
00:16:37,922 --> 00:16:41,508
Ava, that's... Wait. So
I'm not getting fired?
434
00:16:41,509 --> 00:16:44,511
No! You're getting a raise!
In my teacher rankings.
435
00:16:44,512 --> 00:16:46,931
You and Janine were battling
it out for last place.
436
00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:50,517
Miss Teagues?
437
00:16:50,518 --> 00:16:53,645
Oh, hey. Look, Donnie, um...
438
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,481
Valentine's Day is our
most confusing holiday.
439
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,358
Look, I know you think
you have feelings for me,
440
00:16:58,359 --> 00:17:00,986
but sometimes when we think
we... Let me stop you.
441
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:04,156
I don't think I
like you anymore.
442
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,575
It's not you. It's me.
443
00:17:06,576 --> 00:17:08,494
Oh. There's someone else.
444
00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:14,249
Can I have my Valentine back?
445
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,335
Of course. Yes. Of
course. Heh! Whew.
446
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:20,672
I see I'm not the only one.
447
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,800
These are the ones I'm gonna
be giving out, but thank you.
448
00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:25,385
So I was like, "Malcolm X?
449
00:17:25,386 --> 00:17:27,471
More like 'Malcolm Y we gotta
be in this class so long?'"
450
00:17:31,392 --> 00:17:33,310
Oh. Hey, Dad.
451
00:17:33,311 --> 00:17:35,854
Paul and I were just discussing
today's Black history lesson.
452
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,231
And I bet it was better considering
Mr. Hill wasn't teaching it.
453
00:17:38,232 --> 00:17:40,734
Oh, he was teaching it,
and he's gonna continue to.
454
00:17:40,735 --> 00:17:42,694
Don't judge him by
the color of his skin
455
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,738
or by the content of his class.
456
00:17:44,739 --> 00:17:47,491
Wow. I just made
that up!
457
00:17:47,492 --> 00:17:50,077
So you didn't listen
to any of my concerns?
458
00:17:50,078 --> 00:17:51,661
Why are you just now
getting concerned?
459
00:17:51,662 --> 00:17:53,538
I found out in class
that Jacob teaches about
460
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:56,166
Black historical figures
all year, not just February.
461
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:58,211
Did you just start paying
attention this month?
462
00:18:01,798 --> 00:18:04,299
Oh. I didn't know that.
463
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,843
Nor did I. Looks like we
both learned something today.
464
00:18:06,844 --> 00:18:08,638
Son.
465
00:18:10,515 --> 00:18:12,140
See you later.
466
00:18:12,141 --> 00:18:13,892
What a shame.
467
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,229
So hot, yet so very annoying.
468
00:18:21,526 --> 00:18:22,901
What's up, Amber?
469
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,277
'Sup, Mo?
470
00:18:24,278 --> 00:18:26,196
Ooh, Telfar bag?!
471
00:18:26,197 --> 00:18:28,198
Happy Valentine's Day to Janine!
472
00:18:28,199 --> 00:18:29,825
I hope you and Gregory
went shopping together.
473
00:18:29,826 --> 00:18:31,201
What are those? Gel-X?
474
00:18:31,202 --> 00:18:32,912
Good eye. Okay.
475
00:18:34,122 --> 00:18:36,832
Uh, hey. What's up?
What you doing here?
476
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,500
I'm here to see Janine.
It's Valentine's Day.
477
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:40,419
Duh. Right.
478
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,546
You think I just hang out at
schools for no reason, huh?
479
00:18:42,547 --> 00:18:44,172
Well, you ain't gotta wait
here. She's just down the hall.
480
00:18:44,173 --> 00:18:45,590
Thank you. Yeah.
481
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,551
Hi to you, too. Rude.
482
00:18:47,552 --> 00:18:49,262
Look. He got her a Telfar bag.
483
00:18:50,179 --> 00:18:52,265
He... did.
484
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,560
Oh, hey! Hey.
485
00:18:56,561 --> 00:18:58,937
I was just about
to come get you.
486
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,564
Happy Valentine's Day.
487
00:19:00,565 --> 00:19:02,607
Oh, Mo!
488
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,986
That's so sweet. Oh.
489
00:19:07,989 --> 00:19:09,322
What's wrong? You
don't like it?
490
00:19:09,323 --> 00:19:11,533
Um, no, I-I just...
491
00:19:11,534 --> 00:19:13,910
I think you forgot to put the
gift in the gift bag, so...
492
00:19:13,911 --> 00:19:16,580
No, the gift is the bag.
493
00:19:16,581 --> 00:19:18,248
Ohh! Oh, my God.
494
00:19:18,249 --> 00:19:21,126
It's so shiny, I thought
it was a shopping bag.
495
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,919
But this is... This
is to put stuff in.
496
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,212
Yeah. Classic bag technology.
497
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:26,047
Oh. Awesome. Wow!
498
00:19:26,048 --> 00:19:27,799
Well, careful, careful!
499
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,259
Put the caps on
those pens, girl.
500
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:30,594
That bag is expensive. Oh.
501
00:19:30,595 --> 00:19:32,929
I love it.
502
00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:34,806
I hope you like it.
It's limited edition,
503
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,726
so I had to go
everywhere to find it.
504
00:19:41,063 --> 00:19:42,814
Legos?
505
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,150
Botanical Legos.
They're pretty.
506
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,736
You know, since you're
allergic to real flowers.
507
00:19:47,737 --> 00:19:50,739
And this is for me, not my kids?
508
00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:52,116
That was the intention, yes.
509
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,829
I say we get the kids involved,
we put that together...
510
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,664
That bag look good on you, girl.
511
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:02,000
Aww. Thank you. It's a Teflon.
512
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,210
Telfar.
513
00:20:03,211 --> 00:20:04,461
Oh.
514
00:20:04,462 --> 00:20:06,254
Uh, your gift is so cool.
515
00:20:06,255 --> 00:20:07,840
You're gonna have so
much fun with that.
516
00:20:09,634 --> 00:20:12,677
Well, Happy Valentine's
Day, Janine... and Mo.
517
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:16,057
Yeah. Happy Valentine's Day
to you two, too... also.
518
00:20:21,938 --> 00:20:23,688
I purchased two tickets
to Atlantic City
519
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,607
on Spirit Airlines,
520
00:20:25,608 --> 00:20:29,694
so Gerald and I are good to go
at Cibo's Bistro at the airport.
521
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:30,862
Sweet. Mm.
522
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:31,822
You're welcome to join us.
523
00:20:31,823 --> 00:20:33,031
Nope. Mnh-mnh.
524
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,616
Oh, we don't mind.
525
00:20:34,617 --> 00:20:37,327
Heck, the tickets cost
less than the meal.
526
00:20:37,328 --> 00:20:39,079
No, no, no.
You two deserve a nice night
527
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,830
to yourselves. Don't
worry about me.
528
00:20:40,831 --> 00:20:42,123
Okay.
529
00:20:42,124 --> 00:20:45,210
Hey. Look who finally
decided to text.
530
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:47,128
Are you kidding me? It's
about work of all things.
531
00:20:47,129 --> 00:20:49,214
Gary wants me to take a
picture of the vending machine
532
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,549
to see if we're
running low on Doritos.
533
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,050
Yeah...
534
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,969
I'm just making sure
that...
535
00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:57,681
Aww! Gary!
536
00:20:57,682 --> 00:21:01,017
Welcome to the coo-de-grass.
537
00:21:01,018 --> 00:21:04,104
Ohh! Well, it's "I..."
I something you.
538
00:21:04,105 --> 00:21:06,983
"I... I owe you"?
539
00:21:07,984 --> 00:21:09,234
"I love you."
540
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,902
I love you, too,
Barb, but... Oh.
541
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,446
Ohh! Is... Is
this... You love me?
542
00:21:13,447 --> 00:21:15,991
Yeah! I love the
crap out of you.
543
00:21:15,992 --> 00:21:18,118
I love you, too, you big gavone!
544
00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:20,078
Don't ever scare
me like that again!
545
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,414
I won't. I won't.
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