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This is a story from the year. I was determined to
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lose my virginity also known as
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my year of dicks.
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Watch me right here dear David
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the skater. I know from writing the bus as I watch
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you fall. I can only think about how much I'm falling for you over and
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over your bones seem to yearn for Freedom the
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way mine ache for your embrace.
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He's such a dude. He's not a
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dude.
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You know, I can do this. Come on. I love how you file your
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nails into sharp points. Just Tiny Daggers want
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my friend. Karina told me that you told her
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you did it. So you could warn everyone that you were a vampire. I
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need no such warning. In fact, I find
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this irresistible as I am searching for the one who
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will take my first blood and hail my
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innocence.
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Perhaps it will be you immortal stranger you okay?
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Yeah.
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I like it when it bleeds. That's cool.
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I'm gonna teach you how to Holy.
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get on
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Don't Be Afraid just tell your body like this yeah, I
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am a flutter with the memories we are making
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at this juncture our bodies touching moving turning
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potential energy actually knows
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how to find Sam
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Hey aren't your parents out of town? Yeah, how do
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you know?
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I like to make sure you won't be alone tonight. Oh, I'm not
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my little sister is there you know, I'm watching her so I'm
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not alone don't work. Oh you mean
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you
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s***, that was so easy f****** money.
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Can I come in?
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Can I go
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in your room?
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Your parents are awesome. They don't even hide their Boos. There's
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also Tom Collins next this will
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work.
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Oh ex-boyfriend is
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here.
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image
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no my dearest Clinton.
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I hope it is not too taxing on your heart to watch me take a
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new lover. So soon after our entanglement at first base. We
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are young, but the cruelty of time dictates. I must
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move on till I find the sensual Gardener who will clip
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my virginal roots and let me soar into Womanhood, but
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remember you broken with me.
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It was beyond my control.
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Let's go exploring.
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All right. Mmm. f***
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this.
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Hey.
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I need to tell you something before we keep going.
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I'm a virgin. That's okay, and I'm
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on my period.
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Are you
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mad at me? Hey?
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You make out with him just now. Is that where y'all went? Why
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are you jealous? No made him win
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five to four.
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Wait, maybe I can say you don't count because we both
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told you, you know, that would make it.
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f*** now, he's four to three. Thanks a
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lot. s***. How much did he win two dollars and
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58 cents.
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Stupid f****** contest how those girls find out he made
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out with them too. Dumbass put the exact same
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apology note in both their lockers their best
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friends.
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God what an idiot.
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Isn't it worse that it was a bed? No Sam. It's worse that
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I didn't get a letter.
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Can I borrow $5.16?
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I'm worth double bit.
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This is a story of the year. I tried to lose my virginity also known
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as my year of dicks.
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Oh, oh.
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Go to bed.
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Okay, and whatever you're watching.
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Cut it out. It's an art film.
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Yeah.
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More yes, we
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Pamela just we desolate. Yes.
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We saw lamente Latin too there go.
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Yes, we know how you say fluent. And
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France was there perro, just
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we determinate to Parlay in
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francey Park Asia Tom Wally, even though
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I've only seen him once in real life and hurt him once
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on the phone to my friend floppy here
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object the
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obsession you're focus on my pleasure is exactly the
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most super we we rounded what
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Mars get your place of business for chance.
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Your lips will find my flesh in the world.
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Where is cool as ice? Where is
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it? The only reason I came here was to talk s***
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about kula's eyes after it was over. Alright, so while
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he said House Party 2 I f***** up but he did say
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we could come right he told you to bring us. Yes, he
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can get us into any movie after it started two. He
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can get us into two movies after they've started because this
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b******* theater only plays two movies we could see
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the other one. I've seen it.
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I'm cultured Pam.
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Thanks.
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Oh dear first
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penis ever in my hand. This
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was unexpected. I you
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feel unlike anything. I thought you would you feel
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inhuman plastic like you're made of doll
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Parts. I I can't see you and I do not want
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to how am I supposed
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to like this? What do I even do next? What do
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I do? No. No, if
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I do this, I will die. I will
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die. I don't
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why doesn't this feel right? Why am I not reading though? I
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can be
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So lucky I know.
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Yes, how can you say that? I don't even she is
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looking for love is useless invisible. But
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sexy dirty needy. Remember,
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it's sex that you're after Pamela you
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can say no you only want you more
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but is it me he's wanting
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Come on, my brakes almost over. Can you just let me do
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this?
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Do what? f*** you a******? Why
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won't he look at me? Because he's not me Pam and
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you are me I record them why and get
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up get up and run now.
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Where were you I got lost.
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This place sucks.
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Oh my
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God, what the f*** clean up
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your f****** mess, dude.
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Sorry.
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avoir dictate
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I fell back there.
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Was Ice?
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That was great didn't like
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the movie. We were trying to see here but failed because this movie
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theater f****** sucks.
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Hey, I'm Pam 15 trying to lose my virginity.
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Anyways, here's my year of decks.
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It is
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I have
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always wanted to be the kind of couple who touches each other even when
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it's too hot to be alive and now
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that's my real life.
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Thanks to you sweet Robert the boy
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who really loves to hold my hand like all
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the time. I've never
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felt so cute. It's hot
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as balls out here. Yeah, it's Houston. It's summer. Is
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it cool? If I sit with you this time the last dude I
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was stuck with was a screamer ice cream. Yeah, but you
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can tell to shut up.
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Okay, what are we doing?
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Are we shopping Sam?
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I'm having the best.
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Hey.
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What are you doing over here? I couldn't find you. I gotta call
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my mom and tell her what time to pick us up. Not yet. Okay, let's stay
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until time birds are
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stupid. No, they're not Sam most birds made for
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life, but their relationships matter to them like how
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nobody believes that Big Bird's best friend, Mr. Snuffleupagus
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actually existed, but he knew
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he was real he never doubted and then
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one day the people making the show realize that
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they're teaching kids that adults won't always believe you when
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you tell them big secrets. So they made everyone see
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Mr. Snuffleupagus and then they
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all apologize to Big Bird one by one.
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Kind do you remember that?
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Pam do you
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think?
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That big bird is a real bird. Hey, come
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on, it's adorable. So what you think big
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birds are real bird?
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Dear Robert as we lift off. So too
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does my heart take giddy flight.
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Get your perfect face ready. I love
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how you let me control the pace the urgency.
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I love how we tell each other what we want.
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We never even thought okay. No.
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Not even once maybe you wanted to
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end it before you did have a fight. That's what he said in the
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parking lot.
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his friends
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and tell me the truth. Did I do anything? Did you did you
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see me do something stupid? I don't know.
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Did you mean tonight or are we talking about years?
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Rose you just snoted on me. No, I didn't you
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did. Look it's all my face.
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I don't see anything.
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Maybe not. It's okay.
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You don't have to do that. I know.
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I mean don't don't.
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No, I'm telling you. No, okay.
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Yeah, my mom's been waiting long enough.
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Let's go.
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Sam wait
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Hey again, it's me. Still a virgin.
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Anyways, you know my arabics.
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Another I
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hurt my best friend.
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I've lost my love writing without
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a meals. When will there be I can't
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I don't know when my dad's coming home. My mom's working tonight
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and Natalie's asleep. No Carina, and I
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do not hi. Okay.
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Look you'll be home by two. I promise.
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I'm Pam, I don't care.
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You want your 10 be nice to my friend. She just
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got done f****** douche being single is cool
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Pam doesn't feel cool to be alone. You're not
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alone. You're with me. We're both gonna walk up
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into this party like two single b******. Who knows? What
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does I know really think I like being called a b**** Pam. Listen,
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just be cool. Okay, fine. I'm cool. I'm
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a cool, b****.
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Oh my God, Karina, there's drugs here that is
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actual cocaine. You said Ken's mom would be here Kelly's
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mom's in the bedroom committing consensual statutory rape
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with some dude named Scott the bedroom like
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There it is. Kelly sleep. Oh s*** hurt. Are you
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CPS? Oh, what's your
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name? I'm Pam weird name Pam. I'm
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Joey. Don't ask me if I want to be here because I'm straight
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edge. I don't drink alcohol do drugs or even
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like
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have a Coke.
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Because antibiotic because it's hardcore.
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I'm pure and I like extremes. Okay,
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come see.
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My mom's here. You have to hide if my monkeys I took you
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here. I'm in so much more trouble why she thinks I'm a bad influence. Can you
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enter the sink, please? But I don't know. I'm sorry.
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Yeah.
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If anyone wants to give me a ride home, I
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don't live far I think.
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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Hey, no, yeah. Yeah my bed. Sorry. That's just
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take you home in the morning.
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Oh your boots are still on. Are you cold? I
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never take them off. They are a part of me.
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Oh.
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dear straight edge Joey
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I guess sometimes you can't protect how love will
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find you.
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Kindness tonight has shown me. There's no need to fear. What
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comes next.
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I love your eyes. They're so
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blue.
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Your hair is perfect.
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Your skin is red. It's just right.
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So pure.
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That's right. So pure I should lose my
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Purity to someone who admires exactly that.
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Besides, isn't it the Virgin who always gets killed in these things?
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Let's tell him what a gift. He's receiving Joey. I
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wanted you to know I'm a virgin.
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helping my first
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Oh Christ, I I I'm not important enough
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for that. f***.
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Good night, Kim. You know
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if you were like five percent Dumber you wouldn't get into
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half the stupid s***. I seen you do. Okay. Korean's always
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going on about how you're so funny and you're so great. But
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you almost f***** a Nazi skinhead on my carpet last night. So who's
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the total dumbass what you know, I did
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not do that. I didn't do that. I did not do
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that. I would not got it. He's f****** racist piece
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of s*** f****** turd licking white power stupid ass inbred ignorant flag f******
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what he is. I've seen that dude shoot heroine. So f*** is
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biggest b******* all the way to double cheeseburger and probably eats in
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the closet with jacks off and then drinks his own cheese because he's so pure whatever
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looks oh my
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God. Okay Nazi almost f*****.
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Dad I'm grounded
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Hey, you know,
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yeah the whole thing. Sorry my
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ear decks sneaking out
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the house to go to parted with boys. Never thought you'd
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do that.
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Well, the good thing about you being grounded is you get to spend time with
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me on my day off I get to keep you all to myself.
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What are these are these love letters?
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They're mine from high school. It's so
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embarrassing. I should burn these.
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Promise me. You'll never read these.
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Dear Mom, it's moments like these I'm reminded you were once
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young like me maybe a lot like me and now we're
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here.
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Having a quiet private moment where we could maybe share something
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honest and real.
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I could use your help.
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Mom, can I ask you a question?
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How old were you when you first had sex?
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Shut up, you shut the f****** Mom. I'm
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not oh, I'm not.
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Pamela your father would
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like to speak with you my God Mom. No, no.
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Your mother tells me you're thinking about
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having sex that. No, I wasn't I
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was trying to have a regardless.
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What makes you think you'd like sex?
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They like it on TV true.
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But that's not reality.
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Let me ask you something.
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Have you ever had an orgasm?
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What?
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No, no dad. No.
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So you've never masturbated or anything?
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What what?
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No, well Pamela. Let me
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tell you.
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Women don't actually like having sex.
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They like the kissing beforehand and the
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hugging and cuddling after but the actual
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penetration is quite unpleasant
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for a woman. Now, your mother gets
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wet easily and the penis doesn't
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actually know that this between a vagina
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rubber doll desire can be
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fulfilled quite easily without woman having
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to suffer through the rather painful
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and humiliating Act of
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coitus. That's why I think you should start with oral sex.
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It's got fewer complications.
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And it won't ruin your chances at a future.
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Good talk.
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So what did he say? He's don't make me tell you.
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Hi, I like to spend this whole day saying I'm
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sorry to you.
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Hey, oh my God, Sam. What are
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you I don't want to mess this up. Please just
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you're so naked. It's for a point. I
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promise.
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Okay.
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dear Pamela
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I wanted to talk to you in the way that you talk to others. I know
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words matter to you and you matter
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to me and I
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No, I'm not reading that part. That's so f****** stupid. Hang on. Sorry.
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Oh, no. Sorry. Please stay here. Just
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you've been with some dick hole s*** bags and not
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one of them has been good enough for you.
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I don't know if anybody is.
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but you
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Are good enough?
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Your hot smart funny and you
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are already more of a woman than any garlic.
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I'm cold.
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here
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Thanks.
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Okay. Are you warm now
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getting there?
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me
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there warming up now here.
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I love you.
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please
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you
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you
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are
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