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This is a story from the year. I was determined to

lose my virginity also known as

my year of dicks.

Watch me right here dear David

the skater. I know from writing the bus as I watch

you fall. I can only think about how much I'm falling for you over and

over your bones seem to yearn for Freedom the

way mine ache for your embrace.

He's such a dude. He's not a

dude.

You know, I can do this. Come on. I love how you file your

nails into sharp points. Just Tiny Daggers want

my friend. Karina told me that you told her

you did it. So you could warn everyone that you were a vampire. I

need no such warning. In fact, I find

this irresistible as I am searching for the one who

will take my first blood and hail my

innocence.

Perhaps it will be you immortal stranger you okay?

Yeah.

I like it when it bleeds. That's cool.

I'm gonna teach you how to Holy.

get on

Don't Be Afraid just tell your body like this yeah, I

am a flutter with the memories we are making

at this juncture our bodies touching moving turning

potential energy actually knows

how to find Sam

Hey aren't your parents out of town? Yeah, how do

you know?

I like to make sure you won't be alone tonight. Oh, I'm not

my little sister is there you know, I'm watching her so I'm

not alone don't work. Oh you mean

you

s***, that was so easy f****** money.

Can I come in?

Can I go

in your room?

Your parents are awesome. They don't even hide their Boos. There's

also Tom Collins next this will

work.

Oh ex-boyfriend is

here.

image

no my dearest Clinton.

I hope it is not too taxing on your heart to watch me take a

new lover. So soon after our entanglement at first base. We

are young, but the cruelty of time dictates. I must

move on till I find the sensual Gardener who will clip

my virginal roots and let me soar into Womanhood, but

remember you broken with me.

It was beyond my control.

Let's go exploring.

All right. Mmm. f***

this.

Hey.

I need to tell you something before we keep going.

I'm a virgin. That's okay, and I'm

on my period.

Are you

mad at me? Hey?

You make out with him just now. Is that where y'all went? Why

are you jealous? No made him win

five to four.

Wait, maybe I can say you don't count because we both

told you, you know, that would make it.

f*** now, he's four to three. Thanks a

lot. s***. How much did he win two dollars and

58 cents.

Stupid f****** contest how those girls find out he made

out with them too. Dumbass put the exact same

apology note in both their lockers their best

friends.

God what an idiot.

Isn't it worse that it was a bed? No Sam. It's worse that

I didn't get a letter.

Can I borrow $5.16?

I'm worth double bit.

This is a story of the year. I tried to lose my virginity also known

as my year of dicks.

Oh, oh.

Go to bed.

Okay, and whatever you're watching.

Cut it out. It's an art film.

Yeah.

More yes, we

Pamela just we desolate. Yes.

We saw lamente Latin too there go.

Yes, we know how you say fluent. And

France was there perro, just

we determinate to Parlay in

francey Park Asia Tom Wally, even though

I've only seen him once in real life and hurt him once

on the phone to my friend floppy here

object the

obsession you're focus on my pleasure is exactly the

most super we we rounded what

Mars get your place of business for chance.

Your lips will find my flesh in the world.

Where is cool as ice? Where is

it? The only reason I came here was to talk s***

about kula's eyes after it was over. Alright, so while

he said House Party 2 I f***** up but he did say

we could come right he told you to bring us. Yes, he

can get us into any movie after it started two. He

can get us into two movies after they've started because this

b******* theater only plays two movies we could see

the other one. I've seen it.

I'm cultured Pam.

Thanks.

Oh dear first

penis ever in my hand. This

was unexpected. I you

feel unlike anything. I thought you would you feel

inhuman plastic like you're made of doll

Parts. I I can't see you and I do not want

to how am I supposed

to like this? What do I even do next? What do

I do? No. No, if

I do this, I will die. I will

die. I don't

why doesn't this feel right? Why am I not reading though? I

can be

So lucky I know.

Yes, how can you say that? I don't even she is

looking for love is useless invisible. But

sexy dirty needy. Remember,

it's sex that you're after Pamela you

can say no you only want you more

but is it me he's wanting

Come on, my brakes almost over. Can you just let me do

this?

Do what? f*** you a******? Why

won't he look at me? Because he's not me Pam and

you are me I record them why and get

up get up and run now.

Where were you I got lost.

This place sucks.

Oh my

God, what the f*** clean up

your f****** mess, dude.

Sorry.

avoir dictate

I fell back there.

Was Ice?

That was great didn't like

the movie. We were trying to see here but failed because this movie

theater f****** sucks.

Hey, I'm Pam 15 trying to lose my virginity.

Anyways, here's my year of decks.

It is

I have

always wanted to be the kind of couple who touches each other even when

it's too hot to be alive and now

that's my real life.

Thanks to you sweet Robert the boy

who really loves to hold my hand like all

the time. I've never

felt so cute. It's hot

as balls out here. Yeah, it's Houston. It's summer. Is

it cool? If I sit with you this time the last dude I

was stuck with was a screamer ice cream. Yeah, but you

can tell to shut up.

Okay, what are we doing?

Are we shopping Sam?

I'm having the best.

Hey.

What are you doing over here? I couldn't find you. I gotta call

my mom and tell her what time to pick us up. Not yet. Okay, let's stay

until time birds are

stupid. No, they're not Sam most birds made for

life, but their relationships matter to them like how

nobody believes that Big Bird's best friend, Mr. Snuffleupagus

actually existed, but he knew

he was real he never doubted and then

one day the people making the show realize that

they're teaching kids that adults won't always believe you when

you tell them big secrets. So they made everyone see

Mr. Snuffleupagus and then they

all apologize to Big Bird one by one.

Kind do you remember that?

Pam do you

think?

That big bird is a real bird. Hey, come

on, it's adorable. So what you think big

birds are real bird?

Dear Robert as we lift off. So too

does my heart take giddy flight.

Get your perfect face ready. I love

how you let me control the pace the urgency.

I love how we tell each other what we want.

We never even thought okay. No.

Not even once maybe you wanted to

end it before you did have a fight. That's what he said in the

parking lot.

his friends

and tell me the truth. Did I do anything? Did you did you

see me do something stupid? I don't know.

Did you mean tonight or are we talking about years?

Rose you just snoted on me. No, I didn't you

did. Look it's all my face.

I don't see anything.

Maybe not. It's okay.

You don't have to do that. I know.

I mean don't don't.

No, I'm telling you. No, okay.

Yeah, my mom's been waiting long enough.

Let's go.

Sam wait

Hey again, it's me. Still a virgin.

Anyways, you know my arabics.

Another I

hurt my best friend.

I've lost my love writing without

a meals. When will there be I can't

I don't know when my dad's coming home. My mom's working tonight

and Natalie's asleep. No Carina, and I

do not hi. Okay.

Look you'll be home by two. I promise.

I'm Pam, I don't care.

You want your 10 be nice to my friend. She just

got done f****** douche being single is cool

Pam doesn't feel cool to be alone. You're not

alone. You're with me. We're both gonna walk up

into this party like two single b******. Who knows? What

does I know really think I like being called a b**** Pam. Listen,

just be cool. Okay, fine. I'm cool. I'm

a cool, b****.

Oh my God, Karina, there's drugs here that is

actual cocaine. You said Ken's mom would be here Kelly's

mom's in the bedroom committing consensual statutory rape

with some dude named Scott the bedroom like

There it is. Kelly sleep. Oh s*** hurt. Are you

CPS? Oh, what's your

name? I'm Pam weird name Pam. I'm

Joey. Don't ask me if I want to be here because I'm straight

edge. I don't drink alcohol do drugs or even

like

have a Coke.

Because antibiotic because it's hardcore.

I'm pure and I like extremes. Okay,

come see.

My mom's here. You have to hide if my monkeys I took you

here. I'm in so much more trouble why she thinks I'm a bad influence. Can you

enter the sink, please? But I don't know. I'm sorry.

Yeah.

If anyone wants to give me a ride home, I

don't live far I think.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Hey, no, yeah. Yeah my bed. Sorry. That's just

take you home in the morning.

Oh your boots are still on. Are you cold? I

never take them off. They are a part of me.

Oh.

dear straight edge Joey

I guess sometimes you can't protect how love will

find you.

Kindness tonight has shown me. There's no need to fear. What

comes next.

I love your eyes. They're so

blue.

Your hair is perfect.

Your skin is red. It's just right.

So pure.

That's right. So pure I should lose my

Purity to someone who admires exactly that.

Besides, isn't it the Virgin who always gets killed in these things?

Let's tell him what a gift. He's receiving Joey. I

wanted you to know I'm a virgin.

helping my first

Oh Christ, I I I'm not important enough

for that. f***.

Good night, Kim. You know

if you were like five percent Dumber you wouldn't get into

half the stupid s***. I seen you do. Okay. Korean's always

going on about how you're so funny and you're so great. But

you almost f***** a Nazi skinhead on my carpet last night. So who's

the total dumbass what you know, I did

not do that. I didn't do that. I did not do

that. I would not got it. He's f****** racist piece

of s*** f****** turd licking white power stupid ass inbred ignorant flag f******

what he is. I've seen that dude shoot heroine. So f*** is

biggest b******* all the way to double cheeseburger and probably eats in

the closet with jacks off and then drinks his own cheese because he's so pure whatever

looks oh my

God. Okay Nazi almost f*****.

Dad I'm grounded

Hey, you know,

yeah the whole thing. Sorry my

ear decks sneaking out

the house to go to parted with boys. Never thought you'd

do that.

Well, the good thing about you being grounded is you get to spend time with

me on my day off I get to keep you all to myself.

What are these are these love letters?

They're mine from high school. It's so

embarrassing. I should burn these.

Promise me. You'll never read these.

Dear Mom, it's moments like these I'm reminded you were once

young like me maybe a lot like me and now we're

here.

Having a quiet private moment where we could maybe share something

honest and real.

I could use your help.

Mom, can I ask you a question?

How old were you when you first had sex?

Shut up, you shut the f****** Mom. I'm

not oh, I'm not.

Pamela your father would

like to speak with you my God Mom. No, no.

Your mother tells me you're thinking about

having sex that. No, I wasn't I

was trying to have a regardless.

What makes you think you'd like sex?

They like it on TV true.

But that's not reality.

Let me ask you something.

Have you ever had an orgasm?

What?

No, no dad. No.

So you've never masturbated or anything?

What what?

No, well Pamela. Let me

tell you.

Women don't actually like having sex.

They like the kissing beforehand and the

hugging and cuddling after but the actual

penetration is quite unpleasant

for a woman. Now, your mother gets

wet easily and the penis doesn't

actually know that this between a vagina

rubber doll desire can be

fulfilled quite easily without woman having

to suffer through the rather painful

and humiliating Act of

coitus. That's why I think you should start with oral sex.

It's got fewer complications.

And it won't ruin your chances at a future.

Good talk.

So what did he say? He's don't make me tell you.

Hi, I like to spend this whole day saying I'm

sorry to you.

Hey, oh my God, Sam. What are

you I don't want to mess this up. Please just

you're so naked. It's for a point. I

promise.

Okay.

dear Pamela

I wanted to talk to you in the way that you talk to others. I know

words matter to you and you matter

to me and I

No, I'm not reading that part. That's so f****** stupid. Hang on. Sorry.

Oh, no. Sorry. Please stay here. Just

you've been with some dick hole s*** bags and not

one of them has been good enough for you.

I don't know if anybody is.

but you

Are good enough?

Your hot smart funny and you

are already more of a woman than any garlic.

I'm cold.

here

Thanks.

Okay. Are you warm now

getting there?

me

there warming up now here.

I love you.

please

you

you

are