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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,988 --> 00:00:45,657 - And, honestly, I wake up happy. 2 00:00:45,659 --> 00:00:48,126 I mean, I'm that guy. 3 00:00:48,128 --> 00:00:50,561 I've got enough of everything I need. 4 00:00:50,563 --> 00:00:54,932 I'm single, I like a party, and I'm old enough to enjoy it... 5 00:00:54,934 --> 00:00:56,166 young enough to enjoy it. 6 00:00:56,168 --> 00:00:59,536 I wanna do something, I do it. 7 00:00:59,538 --> 00:01:01,305 - [LAUGHS] 8 00:01:01,307 --> 00:01:03,707 - Seems to be a little problem. - Oh. 9 00:01:03,709 --> 00:01:06,677 Must be the magnetic stripe. 10 00:01:06,679 --> 00:01:10,379 And the weird thing is, I know it's all a cliche. 11 00:01:10,381 --> 00:01:13,683 No strings, no obligations, but what's the alternative? 12 00:01:13,685 --> 00:01:17,253 Get into some life: Wife, kids, 13 00:01:17,255 --> 00:01:19,455 some kind of car with too many seats. 14 00:01:19,457 --> 00:01:22,425 That's a world where you have to do whatever it is 15 00:01:22,427 --> 00:01:24,526 other people want you to do to keep it going. 16 00:01:24,528 --> 00:01:28,229 It's prostitution, when you think about it. 17 00:01:28,231 --> 00:01:30,165 But there is this nagging feeling 18 00:01:30,167 --> 00:01:32,133 that I'm missing something. 19 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:34,135 - Sorry, I don't know what the problem is. 20 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:36,571 - No, it's not your fault. That should do it. 21 00:01:36,573 --> 00:01:38,974 And maybe, in the end, I'm worrying for nothing. 22 00:01:38,976 --> 00:01:40,674 I mean, I'm not at the stage of my life... 23 00:01:40,676 --> 00:01:43,243 where I have to worry about most of this stuff. 24 00:01:43,245 --> 00:01:45,646 Maybe I never will. 25 00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:47,614 [SIGHS] 26 00:01:47,616 --> 00:01:50,117 I must sound pretty selfish. 27 00:01:50,119 --> 00:01:52,186 Or just drunk. 28 00:01:52,188 --> 00:01:53,587 - This is no good either. 29 00:01:53,589 --> 00:01:54,989 - You're kidding. 30 00:01:54,991 --> 00:01:57,155 Are you serious? 31 00:01:57,157 --> 00:01:58,590 Whoa, come on, wait. 32 00:01:58,592 --> 00:02:00,392 You know I have money. 33 00:02:00,394 --> 00:02:03,195 I just don't have any on me or on my credit cards. 34 00:02:03,197 --> 00:02:05,330 But I get paid all the time, and a lot. 35 00:02:05,332 --> 00:02:06,732 - Maybe next time. 36 00:02:06,734 --> 00:02:08,400 Car fare? 37 00:02:16,508 --> 00:02:18,175 And, by the way, 38 00:02:18,177 --> 00:02:21,045 as someone who's life really is prostitution, 39 00:02:21,047 --> 00:02:24,248 I can tell you that until you're actually fucking for a living, 40 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:27,084 you shouldn't be complaining. 41 00:02:27,086 --> 00:02:28,352 - Wait a minute, that's not what I meant. 42 00:02:28,354 --> 00:02:29,787 - Thanks for the drink. 43 00:02:29,789 --> 00:02:34,257 Call beverly, if you want to make it up to me. 44 00:02:34,259 --> 00:02:38,795 [BUZZING] 45 00:02:51,274 --> 00:02:54,610 - Good evening. 46 00:03:03,152 --> 00:03:05,720 [LIGHT-HEARTED SPY MUSIC] 47 00:03:05,722 --> 00:03:12,060 ♪ ♪ 48 00:03:21,736 --> 00:03:24,571 [CELL PHONE BUZZES] 49 00:03:24,573 --> 00:03:27,641 [WHISPERS] oh, shit. 50 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,760 Hello. 51 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:51,831 Hey! 52 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:53,698 [THUD] aah! Jesus! 53 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,100 - I have the right to remain silent! 54 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,434 - Wait! Stop! 55 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:58,103 Ow! [CLANKING, CRASHING] 56 00:03:58,105 --> 00:03:59,804 Look, it's me! Stop! 57 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:01,806 - I will warn you, I am a yellow belt! 58 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,342 [SCREAMS] - Stop! 59 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:05,577 Stop! 60 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,412 Stop! Relax! 61 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:10,380 It's me! 62 00:04:10,382 --> 00:04:12,583 Jesus! 63 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,285 What is wrong with you? 64 00:04:15,287 --> 00:04:16,553 - I heard a noise. 65 00:04:16,555 --> 00:04:17,888 - Ahh. - I'm telling you, 66 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:19,656 right out there, I heard a noise. 67 00:04:19,658 --> 00:04:22,892 - Everything's cool. There's nobody there. 68 00:04:22,894 --> 00:04:26,595 I swear. 69 00:04:28,364 --> 00:04:31,199 - [SOBBING] 70 00:04:31,201 --> 00:04:32,701 - It's all right. 71 00:04:32,703 --> 00:04:35,203 - [HISTORIC RECORDING OF MALE VOICE] five, four, 72 00:04:35,205 --> 00:04:38,640 three, two, one, 73 00:04:38,642 --> 00:04:39,908 [ENGINES ROARING] zero. 74 00:04:39,910 --> 00:04:42,143 Ignition. 75 00:04:42,145 --> 00:04:46,147 Liftoff. 76 00:04:46,149 --> 00:04:49,150 [GILBERT AND SULLIVAN'S THE MIKADO] 77 00:04:49,152 --> 00:04:53,354 ♪ ♪ 78 00:04:53,356 --> 00:04:55,656 - ♪ The sun whose rays are all ablaze ♪ 79 00:04:55,658 --> 00:05:00,627 ♪ With ever-living glory ♪ 80 00:05:00,629 --> 00:05:03,329 ♪ Does not deny his majesty ♪ 81 00:05:03,331 --> 00:05:07,867 ♪ He scorns to tell a story ♪ 82 00:05:07,869 --> 00:05:10,370 ♪ He don't exclaim "I blush for shame ♪ 83 00:05:10,372 --> 00:05:14,907 ♪ So kindly be indulgent" ♪ 84 00:05:14,909 --> 00:05:18,610 ♪ But fierce and bold in fiery gold ♪ 85 00:05:18,612 --> 00:05:23,682 ♪ He glories all effulgent ♪ 86 00:05:23,684 --> 00:05:25,884 ♪ ♪ 87 00:05:25,886 --> 00:05:32,957 ♪ I mean to rule the earth as he the sky ♪ 88 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:40,698 ♪ We really know our worth the sun and I ♪ 89 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:46,804 ♪ I mean to rule the earth as he the sky ♪ 90 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:53,810 ♪ We really know our worth the sun and I ♪ 91 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:56,846 ♪ ♪ 92 00:05:56,848 --> 00:05:58,848 - I guess that's what I've really been 93 00:05:58,850 --> 00:06:00,217 trying to write about. 94 00:06:00,219 --> 00:06:01,985 I mean, who are we trying to fool? 95 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:05,221 We're not only animals, we're the worst animals there are. 96 00:06:05,223 --> 00:06:06,655 Why do we eat meat? 97 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:08,757 The greek gods dined on ambrosia and nectar. 98 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:11,527 But we need to incorporate other species into us. 99 00:06:11,529 --> 00:06:13,495 Look at christianity: 100 00:06:13,497 --> 00:06:15,931 "This is my body, this is my blood." 101 00:06:15,933 --> 00:06:17,866 that's why I'm doing this chapter 102 00:06:17,868 --> 00:06:19,901 about the genocide in rwanda. 103 00:06:19,903 --> 00:06:21,636 The tutsis were vegetarians, 104 00:06:21,638 --> 00:06:23,972 and the hutus were ranchers who eat meat, 105 00:06:23,974 --> 00:06:27,275 and they regarded the tutsis as monkeys, as animals, 106 00:06:27,277 --> 00:06:28,443 and that's why they had no trouble killing 'em, 107 00:06:28,445 --> 00:06:29,677 don't you think? 108 00:06:29,679 --> 00:06:31,412 - Honestly, ben, I don't know why 109 00:06:31,414 --> 00:06:33,715 the farmer and the cowhand can't be friends. 110 00:06:33,717 --> 00:06:35,883 But I do know that part of the reason 111 00:06:35,885 --> 00:06:38,852 why some people regard other people as animals 112 00:06:38,854 --> 00:06:41,321 is because they don't observe the social conventions 113 00:06:41,323 --> 00:06:42,856 most of us take for granted. 114 00:06:42,858 --> 00:06:46,260 - Every human function is disgusting in our society. 115 00:06:46,262 --> 00:06:49,362 - I side with the public on this one. 116 00:06:49,364 --> 00:06:50,563 - [STRAINING] I know what I am... 117 00:06:50,565 --> 00:06:51,764 [TOILET FLUSHES] 118 00:06:51,766 --> 00:06:53,898 And that's an animal. 119 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:56,668 I'm human, but animal. 120 00:06:56,670 --> 00:06:58,003 - You're wasting a lot of thought on something 121 00:06:58,005 --> 00:07:00,338 that's not gonna get you high or laid. 122 00:07:00,340 --> 00:07:02,741 I always say, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." 123 00:07:02,743 --> 00:07:06,745 - you're very wise. - And broke. 124 00:07:06,747 --> 00:07:08,580 - That is so uncool. 125 00:07:08,582 --> 00:07:10,314 - Can't I just take some money back? 126 00:07:10,316 --> 00:07:11,682 I get paid very soon, and when I do, 127 00:07:11,684 --> 00:07:13,417 I'm gonna float you another loan. 128 00:07:13,419 --> 00:07:16,020 Until then, I'd like to borrow back what I leant you. 129 00:07:18,556 --> 00:07:20,457 - Why do you need to leave? 130 00:07:20,459 --> 00:07:22,660 You're just gonna go out there and be part of the machine. 131 00:07:22,662 --> 00:07:25,662 - Hey, that machine is what keeps you 132 00:07:25,664 --> 00:07:29,032 in all... this. 133 00:07:29,034 --> 00:07:31,067 Now, you know there's no one out there today, right? 134 00:07:31,069 --> 00:07:32,935 - Yeah. 135 00:07:32,937 --> 00:07:35,972 - So just hold it together and do whatever it is you do. 136 00:07:35,974 --> 00:07:39,676 - I'm writing a book. What is it that you do? 137 00:07:48,084 --> 00:07:51,987 Fuck it, I'm gonna get the didgeridoo. 138 00:07:51,989 --> 00:07:55,657 - Please, didgeri-don't. 139 00:07:55,659 --> 00:07:58,659 [BOBBY BARE'S DROPKICK ME JESUS] 140 00:07:58,661 --> 00:08:03,564 ♪ ♪ 141 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:07,001 - ♪ Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life ♪ 142 00:08:07,003 --> 00:08:08,703 [TIRES SCREECH] 143 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:12,473 ♪ End over end neither left nor to right ♪ 144 00:08:12,475 --> 00:08:16,776 ♪ Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights ♪ 145 00:08:16,778 --> 00:08:20,714 ♪ Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life ♪ 146 00:08:20,716 --> 00:08:22,716 [DOOR BUZZES] 147 00:08:22,718 --> 00:08:24,117 ♪ ♪ 148 00:08:24,119 --> 00:08:26,886 - ♪ Make me, oh, make me ♪ - Forgot my I.d. 149 00:08:26,888 --> 00:08:29,556 - wish I could say you look trustworthy. 150 00:08:29,558 --> 00:08:32,758 - ♪ Make me a piece in your master game plan ♪ 151 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:36,695 ♪ Free from the earthly tem-pestion below ♪ 152 00:08:36,697 --> 00:08:41,967 ♪ I've got the will, lord, if you got the toe ♪ 153 00:08:41,969 --> 00:08:43,969 ♪ Dropkick me, Jesus ♪ - Buenos dias. 154 00:08:43,971 --> 00:08:45,471 - ♪ through the goal posts of life ♪ 155 00:08:45,473 --> 00:08:48,373 - Hey, steve. - ♪ End over end ♪ 156 00:08:48,375 --> 00:08:50,441 ♪ Neither left nor to right ♪ - There she is. 157 00:08:50,443 --> 00:08:52,643 Miss weather center, two years in a row. 158 00:08:52,645 --> 00:08:54,112 - Pretty much the usual. 159 00:08:54,114 --> 00:08:55,913 There's this pocket of cold air coming in, 160 00:08:55,915 --> 00:08:57,582 but you'll see it on the composite. 161 00:08:57,584 --> 00:08:59,050 - I'm gonna talk to dave 162 00:08:59,052 --> 00:09:00,585 about putting a real window in here 163 00:09:00,587 --> 00:09:02,053 so we can see if any of this stuff is right. 164 00:09:02,055 --> 00:09:03,621 - It's right. 165 00:09:03,623 --> 00:09:04,888 - Want one? 166 00:09:04,890 --> 00:09:06,656 - They're poison. 167 00:09:06,658 --> 00:09:09,059 - [SINGSONG] there's two of them. 168 00:09:10,762 --> 00:09:12,895 - ♪ All the departed ♪ 169 00:09:12,897 --> 00:09:14,797 ♪ Dear loved ones of mine ♪ - Got him. 170 00:09:14,799 --> 00:09:20,469 - ♪ Stick 'em up front in the offensive line ♪ 171 00:09:20,471 --> 00:09:24,672 ♪ Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life ♪ 172 00:09:24,674 --> 00:09:27,409 ♪ End over end neither left nor to right ♪ 173 00:09:27,411 --> 00:09:29,611 - God, you cut it so close. 174 00:09:29,613 --> 00:09:31,112 - Thrilling isn't it? 175 00:09:35,084 --> 00:09:37,018 - Nice to see you, mr. Dallas. 176 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:39,586 Victoria, looking lovely and authoritative. 177 00:09:39,588 --> 00:09:42,956 Kyle, you wanna blow your nose and avoid a repeat of yesterday? 178 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:45,559 - You said it wasn't a big deal. - I say a lot of things, 179 00:09:45,561 --> 00:09:48,028 like, did I mention, steve, glad you could make it? 180 00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:49,830 - Can I get some water? 181 00:09:49,832 --> 00:09:52,166 And is there any way to turn these lights down a little? 182 00:09:52,168 --> 00:09:53,699 - Five seconds. 183 00:09:53,701 --> 00:09:55,868 Four, three... 184 00:09:55,870 --> 00:09:57,804 - [GULPING] 185 00:09:57,806 --> 00:10:00,807 [NEWS THEME MUSIC] 186 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,942 ♪ ♪ 187 00:10:02,944 --> 00:10:05,845 - It's the channel 18 eyewitness news team. 188 00:10:05,847 --> 00:10:08,714 News at noon, chesapeake edition. 189 00:10:08,716 --> 00:10:10,916 With kyle robertson at sports. 190 00:10:10,918 --> 00:10:13,018 - Do the ravens finally have a kicker? 191 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:15,720 - Steve dallas in the weather center. 192 00:10:15,722 --> 00:10:17,489 - Beauty of a day out there, 193 00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:19,891 and I'm gonna tell you aaaaaall about it. 194 00:10:19,893 --> 00:10:22,994 - And now, victoria riolobos with the news. 195 00:10:22,996 --> 00:10:24,629 - Good afternoon. 196 00:10:24,631 --> 00:10:26,697 Tragedy struck this morning 197 00:10:26,699 --> 00:10:29,200 as a truxton man backed his late-model suv 198 00:10:29,202 --> 00:10:30,868 into a day care center. 199 00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:32,803 One youngster remains in critical condition 200 00:10:32,805 --> 00:10:34,705 after being struck by shrapnel-like debris 201 00:10:34,707 --> 00:10:36,574 during the collision, 202 00:10:36,576 --> 00:10:38,542 but luckily, the rest emerged scathed only by... 203 00:10:38,544 --> 00:10:41,579 - you think the graphic's in bad taste? 204 00:10:41,581 --> 00:10:45,648 - I don't know. Kinda captures the mood. 205 00:10:45,650 --> 00:10:47,116 - She's really solid. 206 00:10:47,118 --> 00:10:48,952 - Unidentified driver is... - [GRUNTS] 207 00:10:48,954 --> 00:10:50,253 - And he's really high. [LAUGHS] 208 00:10:50,255 --> 00:10:52,155 - You know, stu, 209 00:10:52,157 --> 00:10:55,492 you just don't go spreading rumors about people like that. 210 00:10:55,494 --> 00:10:56,893 The man's a working professional. 211 00:10:56,895 --> 00:10:59,261 Lots of people have squinty red eyes, 212 00:10:59,263 --> 00:11:01,530 insatiable thirst, and trouble walking. 213 00:11:01,532 --> 00:11:04,132 He could be diabetic or something. 214 00:11:04,134 --> 00:11:05,667 - You're right, I'm sorry. 215 00:11:05,669 --> 00:11:07,803 - The bearded, bespectacled doctor 216 00:11:07,805 --> 00:11:10,072 murdered at least 26 patients, making him 217 00:11:10,074 --> 00:11:13,709 one of the world's most prolific killers. 218 00:11:13,711 --> 00:11:15,644 So steve, how's it looking out there today? 219 00:11:15,646 --> 00:11:17,645 It's about time we saw some of this warmer weather. 220 00:11:17,647 --> 00:11:20,581 - Well, victoria, let's get things started 221 00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:23,084 with a little shot of the harbor 222 00:11:23,086 --> 00:11:25,253 and some seagulls enjoying the sunshine. 223 00:11:25,255 --> 00:11:26,921 How ya doin' there, fellas? 224 00:11:26,923 --> 00:11:29,957 Today's high will get up to about 65 degrees 225 00:11:29,959 --> 00:11:31,792 with unlimited visibility. 226 00:11:31,794 --> 00:11:34,594 Which means if we could get this knucklehead out of the way, 227 00:11:34,596 --> 00:11:37,530 you could see clear down to ocean city. 228 00:11:37,532 --> 00:11:39,198 Coldest spot in the nation? 229 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:42,968 Why, that honor goes to... bismarck. 230 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,904 - Smooth as silk. 231 00:11:44,906 --> 00:11:47,072 That seem to you like someone on drugs? 232 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:50,942 - And at 100% humidity and 89 degrees, 233 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,311 little hilo, hawaii, is both the hottest 234 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,013 and wettest spot in the nation. 235 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,715 I guess that makes it the number one destination 236 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,084 for teenage boys, eh, victoria? 237 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,024 - I guess so, steve. 238 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:09,092 - So I know I don't have to tell you 239 00:12:09,094 --> 00:12:10,727 that showing up with enough time 240 00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:12,296 for us to know that you're gonna be here 241 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:15,032 and in a condition to work is 90% of it! 242 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:18,168 And why the fuck are you paying attention to your computer? 243 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,770 - Are you ever gonna friend me? 244 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:21,604 - You think you're irreplaceable? 245 00:12:21,606 --> 00:12:24,006 You have this job because you're handsome and you can talk. 246 00:12:24,008 --> 00:12:27,710 - And people trust me. - No one trusts you. 247 00:12:27,712 --> 00:12:29,078 You think you're gonna move to a bigger market? 248 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,746 Not with that nose. 249 00:12:30,748 --> 00:12:33,749 - You know, I could just as easily demean your job 250 00:12:33,751 --> 00:12:35,685 if I had any idea what it entailed, 251 00:12:35,687 --> 00:12:38,353 and, honestly, I kinda resent you making this 252 00:12:38,355 --> 00:12:40,221 so awkward for me. 253 00:12:40,223 --> 00:12:42,023 - What are you talking about? 254 00:12:42,025 --> 00:12:44,192 - Well, I need a little money till the end of the month. 255 00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:45,760 - It's the sixth! 256 00:12:45,762 --> 00:12:46,995 - Look, I didn't say "give it to me." 257 00:12:46,997 --> 00:12:48,196 it's just an advance. 258 00:12:48,198 --> 00:12:49,698 - You know, the good thing is 259 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,967 I know you can't go on like this forever. 260 00:12:51,969 --> 00:12:55,302 - Guys like you count on that, but what if you're wrong? 261 00:12:55,304 --> 00:12:57,338 [ALARM WAILING] 262 00:12:57,340 --> 00:13:00,674 Fire drill? - I really doubt that. 263 00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:02,756 [WAILING CONTINUES, POUNDING IN BACKGROUND] 264 00:13:03,645 --> 00:13:06,714 - I just wanna see my friend! 265 00:13:06,716 --> 00:13:10,084 - Step away from the door, sir. I'm only gonna ask you once. 266 00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,221 - [GRUNTS] [WORKERS MURMUR] 267 00:13:15,223 --> 00:13:16,623 - Get off me, you fascist pig! 268 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:19,125 [BOTH GRUNTING] 269 00:13:19,127 --> 00:13:22,028 - You [MUTTERS]. - Break the door in! 270 00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:24,297 You fucking local dickwad. 271 00:13:24,299 --> 00:13:26,766 - Stand your ass down! 272 00:13:26,768 --> 00:13:28,634 - Wait a sec, I know that guy. 273 00:13:28,636 --> 00:13:30,302 - You what? - I said, "I know that guy." 274 00:13:30,304 --> 00:13:32,838 everybody, calm down. - I have a yellow belt! 275 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,373 - Jesus, ben. Let her go. 276 00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:35,874 [ALARM CONTINUES] 277 00:13:35,876 --> 00:13:39,678 - Told you I just wanted to see my friend! 278 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,214 - I'll p... i'll pay for the plant. 279 00:13:42,216 --> 00:13:43,281 [SIREN STOPS] 280 00:13:47,919 --> 00:13:50,221 - My dad died. 281 00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,165 - [MUTTERING] - No, no, no! 282 00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:04,299 - Freak of nature! - Ow! 283 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,368 [OVERLAPPING YELLING] 284 00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:09,371 [BOB DYLAN'S HIGHWAY 61] 285 00:14:09,373 --> 00:14:13,976 ♪ ♪ 286 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:17,345 - ♪ Well god said to abraham "kill me a son" ♪ 287 00:14:17,347 --> 00:14:20,915 ♪ Abe said "man you must be putting me on" ♪ 288 00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:23,851 ♪ God said "no" abe said "what" ♪ 289 00:14:23,853 --> 00:14:26,988 ♪ God said "you can do what you want abe ♪ 290 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:29,290 ♪ "But the next time you see me coming ♪ 291 00:14:29,292 --> 00:14:30,758 ♪ You better run" ♪ 292 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:36,263 ♪ ♪ 293 00:14:36,265 --> 00:14:40,167 ♪ Well abe said "all right where you want this killing done?" ♪ 294 00:14:40,169 --> 00:14:43,403 ♪ God said "on highway 61" ♪ 295 00:14:43,405 --> 00:14:46,740 ♪ ♪ 296 00:14:46,742 --> 00:14:51,010 - And could I get some visine, please? 297 00:14:51,012 --> 00:14:52,311 [SCANNER BEEPS] 298 00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:54,213 - ♪ He had a bloody nose ♪ 299 00:14:54,215 --> 00:14:55,981 ♪ Welfare department wouldn't give him no clothes ♪ 300 00:14:55,983 --> 00:14:58,250 - Great. [REGISTER CLICKING] 301 00:14:58,252 --> 00:15:00,119 [ENTRY BELLS JINGLE] 302 00:15:00,121 --> 00:15:02,888 - I mean, would you like your kitty cat to be used as bait? 303 00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:04,290 You have 3 1/2 pounds of crayfish. 304 00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:06,324 I need 3 1/2 pounds of crayfish. 305 00:15:06,326 --> 00:15:08,059 - What the hell is going on? 306 00:15:08,061 --> 00:15:10,361 - I was telling him they're too little to eat, 307 00:15:10,363 --> 00:15:12,464 and we have a strict no-return policy. 308 00:15:12,466 --> 00:15:14,999 - What difference does it make what I want them for? 309 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,835 These are the babies of a species. 310 00:15:16,837 --> 00:15:18,803 You judge a culture on how it treats its children, right? 311 00:15:18,805 --> 00:15:20,004 They were hatched one day 312 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,806 and then raised to be murdered the next, 313 00:15:21,808 --> 00:15:23,073 and I'm talking about one of the most sophisticated 314 00:15:23,075 --> 00:15:24,408 nervous systems in the world. 315 00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:28,979 It's like us, the dolphins, then them. 316 00:15:28,981 --> 00:15:30,180 - 100 bucks. 317 00:15:33,351 --> 00:15:35,319 - You know, anyone who's going fishing today 318 00:15:35,321 --> 00:15:37,855 has probably come and gone. 319 00:15:37,857 --> 00:15:39,455 How about a markdown? 320 00:15:39,457 --> 00:15:41,424 - I don't give a shit. 321 00:15:44,394 --> 00:15:47,830 - I'm not arguing with the spirit of operation crayfish, 322 00:15:47,832 --> 00:15:50,266 I'm just saying it was overfunded. 323 00:15:54,505 --> 00:15:56,805 - It's really beautiful. 324 00:15:56,807 --> 00:15:59,274 I forgot, you know, it's been so long. 325 00:15:59,276 --> 00:16:02,110 - Yeah, I haven't been back since my parents died. 326 00:16:02,112 --> 00:16:04,379 - Your parents aren't dead. 327 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:07,115 - Well, you know, since they moved. 328 00:16:14,322 --> 00:16:16,457 Because we've been circling our destination 329 00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:18,492 for three hours now, 330 00:16:18,494 --> 00:16:20,294 and my feeling is we should get dressed 331 00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:23,798 and rock this funeral. 332 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:27,301 - [SIGHS] I think I'm ready. 333 00:16:35,809 --> 00:16:37,276 - Oh! - [COUGHING] 334 00:16:37,278 --> 00:16:39,945 [COUGHING] - Ugh! 335 00:16:39,947 --> 00:16:42,548 God damn! - Ugh. 336 00:16:54,426 --> 00:16:57,128 [IGNITION TURNS OVER] 337 00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:59,363 [TIRES SQUEAL] 338 00:16:59,365 --> 00:17:01,598 [TIRES SCREECH] 339 00:17:07,238 --> 00:17:13,577 - [GRUNTING] 340 00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:14,978 Shit! 341 00:17:25,856 --> 00:17:28,224 - I still say it's better than ending up as bait. 342 00:17:28,226 --> 00:17:30,459 They mate for life, you know. 343 00:17:30,461 --> 00:17:32,962 - Not those. 344 00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:42,136 Uh-oh, look. He blew a foot. 345 00:17:42,138 --> 00:17:43,972 Can you imagine if you had to shoot your car 346 00:17:43,974 --> 00:17:45,506 every time you got a flat. 347 00:17:45,508 --> 00:17:47,442 - Those people understand the land, 348 00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:49,911 and they live by it. 349 00:18:09,196 --> 00:18:12,298 I don't feel so good. 350 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:23,275 - Although sam baker was not a religious man, 351 00:18:23,277 --> 00:18:25,911 he found comfort and joy in his children 352 00:18:25,913 --> 00:18:29,247 teresa and benjamin, and his lovely wife angela. 353 00:18:29,249 --> 00:18:31,583 Now, a reading from the old testament: 354 00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:33,618 Song of solomon. 355 00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,654 "Arise, my love, my fair one..." 356 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:39,057 - look at her. The slutty wicked stepmother. 357 00:18:39,059 --> 00:18:41,325 She wants it all to herself. 358 00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:44,395 [MINISTER CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND] 359 00:18:44,397 --> 00:18:48,365 You can practically see through that dress. 360 00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:50,100 - "And the voice of the turtledove..." 361 00:18:50,102 --> 00:18:52,536 - I don't think so. - "Is heard in our land." 362 00:18:52,538 --> 00:18:58,640 ALL: ♪ shall we gather at the river ♪ 363 00:18:58,642 --> 00:19:03,512 ♪ Where bright angel feet have trod ♪ 364 00:19:03,514 --> 00:19:07,582 ♪ With its crystal tide forever ♪ 365 00:19:07,584 --> 00:19:12,254 ♪ Flowing by the throne of god ♪ 366 00:19:12,256 --> 00:19:16,624 ♪ Yes, we'll gather at the river ♪ 367 00:19:16,626 --> 00:19:21,529 ♪ The beautiful, the beautiful river ♪ 368 00:19:21,531 --> 00:19:26,000 ♪ Gather with the saints at the river ♪ 369 00:19:26,002 --> 00:19:29,669 ♪ That flows by the throne of god ♪ 370 00:19:29,671 --> 00:19:35,275 ♪ On the margin of the river ♪ 371 00:19:35,277 --> 00:19:39,079 ♪ Washing up its silver spray ♪ 372 00:19:39,081 --> 00:19:41,114 ♪ We will walk... ♪ 373 00:19:41,116 --> 00:19:43,016 - I'm sorry. 374 00:19:43,018 --> 00:19:45,317 We got a late start. - It's okay. 375 00:19:45,319 --> 00:19:48,687 It doesn't matter, you're here. 376 00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:53,258 - I just wish I could see him. [SOBS] 377 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:57,730 - I just wish he could see that beard. 378 00:19:57,732 --> 00:20:02,333 ALL: ♪ gather with the saints at the river ♪ 379 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:05,036 ♪ That flows by the throne of god ♪ 380 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:08,573 - Your coat smells weird. 381 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:13,311 - [SOBBING] 382 00:20:31,562 --> 00:20:34,597 [LOUD ENGINE STARTS] 383 00:20:45,308 --> 00:20:46,642 - I'm just saying, 384 00:20:46,644 --> 00:20:47,777 I think we sort of have to step up 385 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,478 into the role of adults now 386 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,047 and decide what's going to happen with the estate. 387 00:20:53,249 --> 00:20:54,582 I had some ideas, 388 00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:56,785 some of which I actually ran past dad... 389 00:20:56,787 --> 00:20:59,220 so I know he wasn't opposed... 390 00:20:59,222 --> 00:21:01,356 about basically dealing with the store. 391 00:21:01,358 --> 00:21:03,191 [CLUNKING AND CLATTERING] 392 00:21:03,193 --> 00:21:06,461 How are the ribs? - They're good. 393 00:21:06,463 --> 00:21:08,762 They're small, so they're either really cheap 394 00:21:08,764 --> 00:21:12,466 or off a really, really young pig. 395 00:21:12,468 --> 00:21:14,234 - My steak's... [CLEARS THROAT] 396 00:21:14,236 --> 00:21:16,236 Steak's pretty good. 397 00:21:16,238 --> 00:21:18,272 - I'll tell you what looks good is... 398 00:21:18,274 --> 00:21:19,505 what do we got here, ben? 399 00:21:19,507 --> 00:21:22,442 Some deep-fried onions dipped in ranch? 400 00:21:22,444 --> 00:21:24,709 I bet it tastes like springtime. 401 00:21:24,711 --> 00:21:28,747 Boy, that vegetarian lifestyle takes a lot of discipline. 402 00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:31,750 - And the farm. 403 00:21:31,752 --> 00:21:33,718 There's just that cruddy house, 404 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,688 but we're talking about almost 150 acres of land. 405 00:21:36,690 --> 00:21:39,157 - I don't think we should be talking about this right now. 406 00:21:39,159 --> 00:21:41,725 - Jesus, steve, eat your fucking ribs. 407 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,197 - Are you sure nobody wants any wine? 408 00:21:46,199 --> 00:21:47,598 I got the best one on the laminate. 409 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,801 - What are you even doing here? - I'm his ride. 410 00:21:50,803 --> 00:21:54,638 - Look, ben, I wanted to discuss this just as family, 411 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,874 without her and certainly without your ride. 412 00:21:57,876 --> 00:21:59,843 [CLATTER] 413 00:21:59,845 --> 00:22:02,512 I don't think that you're suited to deal with any of this stuff. 414 00:22:02,514 --> 00:22:05,548 And I don't mean that as an insult. 415 00:22:05,550 --> 00:22:08,418 I just know that you've been happy with your life as it is. 416 00:22:08,420 --> 00:22:11,588 And when you consider what the property is actually worth... 417 00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:17,259 - just so weird to be home and to think that he's not here. 418 00:22:17,261 --> 00:22:22,498 That we just put him in a hole in the ground. 419 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,333 - You know, terry, maybe... 420 00:22:24,335 --> 00:22:26,268 maybe now really isn't the best time. 421 00:22:26,270 --> 00:22:28,837 - I'm just saying, you can just sit back, 422 00:22:28,839 --> 00:22:32,173 and I'll take care of you. 423 00:22:32,175 --> 00:22:34,308 - And I'll take care of this. 424 00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:37,712 - To taking care of things. 425 00:22:41,550 --> 00:22:44,519 [ROOSTER CROWS] 426 00:22:44,521 --> 00:22:47,854 [GOAT BLEATS, PIG SNORTS] 427 00:22:47,856 --> 00:22:49,589 - You can stay a night. 428 00:22:49,591 --> 00:22:51,491 You said that guy with the mustache will cover for you. 429 00:22:51,493 --> 00:22:53,860 - Delia? Yeah, she'll do. 430 00:22:53,862 --> 00:22:57,831 She's a good emergency measure, but what am I doing here? 431 00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:59,432 I mean, don't you want me to go home 432 00:22:59,434 --> 00:23:01,601 and water the plant at least? 433 00:23:01,603 --> 00:23:04,270 - I just want all this to go away. 434 00:23:04,272 --> 00:23:05,571 - Look, man, you're gonna have to face it. 435 00:23:05,573 --> 00:23:07,840 Your sister is still a total buzzkill. 436 00:23:07,842 --> 00:23:09,708 - So you'll stay? I've got a sleeping bag. 437 00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:11,877 - I could be persuaded. 438 00:23:20,519 --> 00:23:23,254 - What's that, obi-wan? You want me to stay too? 439 00:23:24,857 --> 00:23:28,526 You got my fucking skates, ben. 440 00:23:28,528 --> 00:23:35,632 - [SNORES] 441 00:23:35,634 --> 00:23:37,834 - [LAUGHS] 442 00:23:37,836 --> 00:23:39,503 - [SNORES AND LAUGHS] 443 00:23:48,946 --> 00:23:50,479 - Hey. 444 00:23:50,481 --> 00:23:54,249 I just wanted to say sorry for your loss. 445 00:23:54,251 --> 00:23:57,519 - Well, that's life, isn't it? 446 00:23:57,521 --> 00:24:01,489 We're like waves in the ocean. We roll in, 447 00:24:01,491 --> 00:24:04,526 we have our existence, we break on the shore. 448 00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:06,428 - Hmm. What a beautiful 449 00:24:06,430 --> 00:24:09,230 and nautical way to think of things. 450 00:24:13,401 --> 00:24:15,269 Now, you might want to shut that window. 451 00:24:15,271 --> 00:24:18,272 We're expecting some showers coming in from the coast. 452 00:24:18,274 --> 00:24:20,808 - I doubt it. Hasn't rained here in a while. 453 00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:23,544 - Well, you're the weather man. 454 00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:24,877 - Look, I don't know if I'm gonna be staying 455 00:24:24,879 --> 00:24:26,713 in the house much longer, 456 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:30,416 so if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to be by myself. 457 00:24:30,418 --> 00:24:32,352 - Well, if you're interested in leaving right now, 458 00:24:32,354 --> 00:24:34,787 I can get you on the next scheduled flight. 459 00:24:34,789 --> 00:24:37,023 - [LAUGHS] 460 00:24:37,025 --> 00:24:39,259 Thanks, but I try to avoid things 461 00:24:39,261 --> 00:24:40,993 that keep me from feeling. 462 00:24:40,995 --> 00:24:43,996 [GENTLE MUSIC] 463 00:24:43,998 --> 00:24:51,270 ♪ ♪ 464 00:24:59,978 --> 00:25:02,947 [DOOR CLATTERS] - Shh. 465 00:25:02,949 --> 00:25:10,021 ♪ ♪ 466 00:25:11,523 --> 00:25:16,726 - ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 467 00:25:16,728 --> 00:25:21,698 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 468 00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:28,772 ♪ Ah ah ♪ 469 00:25:29,473 --> 00:25:32,308 ♪ Ah ah ♪ 470 00:25:32,310 --> 00:25:35,477 - "Whatever remains of me is hopefully not limited 471 00:25:35,479 --> 00:25:38,380 "to my estate, my belongings. 472 00:25:38,382 --> 00:25:40,983 "Know that what I leave you is in no way 473 00:25:40,985 --> 00:25:42,785 "a measure of my feelings. 474 00:25:42,787 --> 00:25:46,888 "Angela, you are the executor, with all that entails. 475 00:25:46,890 --> 00:25:49,791 "From the first time I saw you in my store, 476 00:25:49,793 --> 00:25:52,994 "leading that field trip of very special young students, 477 00:25:52,996 --> 00:25:55,997 "I knew the power of your soul to heal others 478 00:25:55,999 --> 00:25:58,633 "was surely from another place. 479 00:25:58,635 --> 00:26:00,401 "I would have left the planet long ago 480 00:26:00,403 --> 00:26:02,737 "if not for making love to you, 481 00:26:02,739 --> 00:26:05,439 "the kindness of your curves, 482 00:26:05,441 --> 00:26:07,407 "your moistness in the morning, 483 00:26:07,409 --> 00:26:08,675 my fingers gently..." 484 00:26:08,677 --> 00:26:10,409 - oh, come on! 485 00:26:10,411 --> 00:26:12,445 - Yeah. Wow. 486 00:26:12,447 --> 00:26:14,513 - Again, what are you doing here? 487 00:26:14,515 --> 00:26:16,382 - He's with me. - I'll leave. 488 00:26:16,384 --> 00:26:18,017 - You got to bring him. - He's my husband! 489 00:26:18,019 --> 00:26:21,653 - Please! Can we stop all this bickering? 490 00:26:21,655 --> 00:26:24,022 A man died here, a very rich man. 491 00:26:24,024 --> 00:26:26,091 - [SIGHS] - It's okay, mr. Stevens. 492 00:26:26,093 --> 00:26:27,826 I'll read that part later. 493 00:26:29,995 --> 00:26:34,099 "To angela, according to her wishes, 494 00:26:34,101 --> 00:26:38,602 "I leave the stars in the sky that we shared together. 495 00:26:38,604 --> 00:26:42,039 I would give them to her, but no one owns them." 496 00:26:46,644 --> 00:26:48,045 - is that it? 497 00:26:48,047 --> 00:26:49,880 - No. 498 00:26:49,882 --> 00:26:52,448 There's a bunch more sex stuff here. 499 00:26:52,450 --> 00:26:54,784 - Oh, good. 500 00:26:54,786 --> 00:26:56,519 - Okay. 501 00:26:56,521 --> 00:26:59,088 "To terry, my beloved daughter, 502 00:26:59,090 --> 00:27:01,891 "I leave the lump sum of $100,000, 503 00:27:01,893 --> 00:27:07,430 "and $250,000 in aa bonds to do with as she wishes, 504 00:27:07,432 --> 00:27:09,898 "hopefully for the education of her children, 505 00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:11,733 should she have any." 506 00:27:11,735 --> 00:27:13,935 - had to get that in there. 507 00:27:13,937 --> 00:27:17,806 - "To my only son ben... i'm assuming that you're here... 508 00:27:17,808 --> 00:27:20,442 "I leave my house, my business, 509 00:27:20,444 --> 00:27:22,944 "and the remainder of the estate, 510 00:27:22,946 --> 00:27:25,479 with the hope that he get his shit together." 511 00:27:25,481 --> 00:27:28,182 - what? - You gotta be kidding me. 512 00:27:28,184 --> 00:27:31,152 - That would include the farmhouse and its 144 acres, 513 00:27:31,154 --> 00:27:33,587 the grocery store and its underlying property 514 00:27:33,589 --> 00:27:35,823 on main street... that's the whole block... 515 00:27:35,825 --> 00:27:38,092 and the rest of his assets, 516 00:27:38,094 --> 00:27:40,194 which totals close to $2.5 million. 517 00:27:40,196 --> 00:27:42,929 - Oh, my god. - I need some air. 518 00:27:42,931 --> 00:27:44,130 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 519 00:27:44,132 --> 00:27:45,899 - This is total bullshit. 520 00:27:45,901 --> 00:27:47,434 - Jesus, terry. 521 00:27:47,436 --> 00:27:48,635 - Was he even competent when he wrote this? 522 00:27:48,637 --> 00:27:52,772 - Your father was quite lucid. 523 00:27:52,774 --> 00:27:55,809 - I'm sorry, my suit was really itchy. I... 524 00:27:55,811 --> 00:27:58,644 - so I'm not mentioned in there at all? 525 00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:15,493 - It's a lot of money. 526 00:28:15,495 --> 00:28:19,063 - $2 1/2 million? It's more than a lot of money. 527 00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:21,466 - No, honey, I meant the 350,000 for us. 528 00:28:21,468 --> 00:28:24,101 It is. Why aren't you happy? 529 00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:26,137 You told me you thought she was gonna get everything. 530 00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:28,206 - She's up to something. Believe me. 531 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:30,875 Like she boned a 77-year-old man 532 00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,676 for five years for nothing. 533 00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:35,878 - But the will said this is what she wanted. 534 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,748 - Why does she hate me so much? 535 00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:42,084 - It's really amazing. I mean, it's all here. 536 00:28:42,086 --> 00:28:43,486 Pretty much as simple as filling out 537 00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:45,020 some change-of-address stuff. 538 00:28:45,022 --> 00:28:46,489 What's the deal? 539 00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:48,156 You overdo it on the celebrating? 540 00:28:48,158 --> 00:28:50,091 'Cause I just started. 541 00:28:50,093 --> 00:28:53,628 - I don't know. - You don't know what? 542 00:28:53,630 --> 00:28:55,230 This is what we've been working for your whole life: 543 00:28:55,232 --> 00:28:57,265 To inherit this money. 544 00:28:57,267 --> 00:29:00,168 [LIQUID BUBBLING, DALLAS INHALING] 545 00:29:00,170 --> 00:29:02,170 [COUGHS] 546 00:29:02,172 --> 00:29:03,671 [EXHALES] 547 00:29:03,673 --> 00:29:05,138 You know what we should do? 548 00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:06,840 Order pizza. 549 00:29:06,842 --> 00:29:08,842 Call those assholes up at mazzotta's 550 00:29:08,844 --> 00:29:10,811 and say, "guess what, you have to deliver 551 00:29:10,813 --> 00:29:12,746 all the way out to the baker farm." 552 00:29:12,748 --> 00:29:15,082 pay them $1,000 if that's what they want. 553 00:29:15,084 --> 00:29:16,717 "Get in that tercel, 554 00:29:16,719 --> 00:29:18,986 and get that pizza out here now, fuckers." 555 00:29:18,988 --> 00:29:21,521 and they'll do it. - I'm not hungry. 556 00:29:21,523 --> 00:29:23,756 And it hurts my head, all these facts and figures. 557 00:29:23,758 --> 00:29:25,124 - What are you talking about? 558 00:29:25,126 --> 00:29:26,893 You're four credits shy of being an m.b.a. 559 00:29:26,895 --> 00:29:28,794 - I'm not a businessman. I hate businessmen. 560 00:29:28,796 --> 00:29:30,663 - If jerry garcia hadn't lured you away, 561 00:29:30,665 --> 00:29:32,265 you would've been a great businessman. 562 00:29:32,267 --> 00:29:34,800 And who knew there was so much money in a country store? 563 00:29:34,802 --> 00:29:36,669 - I don't want money. - [SIGHS] 564 00:29:36,671 --> 00:29:39,004 You don't have to put such a shitty spin on everything. 565 00:29:39,006 --> 00:29:41,540 Maybe this is your father's way of giving you a chance 566 00:29:41,542 --> 00:29:43,041 to be what you always wanted to be. 567 00:29:43,043 --> 00:29:44,309 - This is my father reaching 568 00:29:44,311 --> 00:29:46,177 from beyond the grave to control me. 569 00:29:46,179 --> 00:29:48,046 The whole thing just insinuates that I'm crazy, 570 00:29:48,048 --> 00:29:49,614 that there's something wrong with the way that I live. 571 00:29:49,616 --> 00:29:51,283 But I'm fine. Everything's fine. 572 00:29:51,285 --> 00:29:53,617 - I'm supporting you. Of course, everything's fine. 573 00:29:53,619 --> 00:29:57,054 Look, I'm the last person that should be saying this, 574 00:29:57,056 --> 00:29:59,123 but what about me? 575 00:30:04,663 --> 00:30:06,297 - How's that? 576 00:30:06,299 --> 00:30:08,866 - What's the difference? - I don't like hurting you. 577 00:30:08,868 --> 00:30:12,135 - Well, I don't like that making a baby feels like chemotherapy. 578 00:30:12,137 --> 00:30:14,604 - Look, honey, your dad just died, 579 00:30:14,606 --> 00:30:15,838 and I'm shooting you full of hormones. 580 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,342 If that doesn't make you crazy... 581 00:30:19,344 --> 00:30:22,045 - [SIGHS] are we gonna do this? 582 00:30:22,047 --> 00:30:23,846 [SIGHS] 583 00:30:23,848 --> 00:30:26,148 - You still look beautiful. 584 00:30:26,150 --> 00:30:28,617 - Thank you. 585 00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:32,654 [WATER SPLASHING] 586 00:30:32,656 --> 00:30:35,591 - Sorry. - I'll be out in a minute! 587 00:30:35,593 --> 00:30:38,293 - So you're really leaving? What are you gonna do now? 588 00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:41,597 - Some friends of mine have a farm in upstate new york. 589 00:30:41,599 --> 00:30:44,165 Maybe I'll go hang out with them for a while. 590 00:30:44,167 --> 00:30:48,135 - Just growing incense and making your own clothes? 591 00:30:48,137 --> 00:30:49,837 Not that you need any. 592 00:30:51,039 --> 00:30:53,140 [CLATTER] 593 00:30:53,142 --> 00:30:55,142 - No, actually, I have a degree. 594 00:30:55,144 --> 00:30:57,278 I'll probably go back to teaching special ed. 595 00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,980 - Gotta look out for number one, I guess. 596 00:31:04,684 --> 00:31:07,219 You are so lovely. 597 00:31:07,221 --> 00:31:09,722 - What's your point? 598 00:31:09,724 --> 00:31:12,024 - It's just, I knew the first mrs. Baker, 599 00:31:12,026 --> 00:31:15,127 and she wasn't even remotely in your league. 600 00:31:15,129 --> 00:31:17,862 I mean ever. 601 00:31:17,864 --> 00:31:19,797 - Are you stoned? 602 00:31:19,799 --> 00:31:21,733 - Sure, I'm the weird one. 603 00:31:21,735 --> 00:31:24,168 You had sex with a 900-year-old man. 604 00:31:24,170 --> 00:31:26,904 That barrel chest? Those toenails? 605 00:31:26,906 --> 00:31:29,641 - It probably sounds like a big joke, 606 00:31:29,643 --> 00:31:31,142 since that what love always sounds like 607 00:31:31,144 --> 00:31:32,643 to people like you. 608 00:31:32,645 --> 00:31:34,011 But sam took pleasure 609 00:31:34,013 --> 00:31:36,213 in everything in his life that was real: 610 00:31:36,215 --> 00:31:40,150 His food, his farm, his business, 611 00:31:40,152 --> 00:31:42,786 and, yes, his wife. 612 00:31:42,788 --> 00:31:44,655 - So when you were a little girl and you imagined 613 00:31:44,657 --> 00:31:46,323 being with somebody, that was it? 614 00:31:46,325 --> 00:31:48,991 - [LAUGHS] I can't believe you. 615 00:31:51,328 --> 00:31:53,729 Sam needed me, and he deserved me, 616 00:31:53,731 --> 00:31:55,398 because he was wonderful to me. 617 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,667 - You forget you're talking about someone I knew. 618 00:31:57,669 --> 00:31:59,201 Longer than you, actually. 619 00:31:59,203 --> 00:32:00,936 He stopped talking to his son. 620 00:32:00,938 --> 00:32:03,839 - Ben stopped talking to him, and it broke his heart. 621 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:09,411 Okay, well, maybe you better run along and get high, 622 00:32:09,413 --> 00:32:14,082 so at least one of us can forget we had this conversation. 623 00:32:14,084 --> 00:32:17,952 [HINGE CREAKS, DOOR CLOSES] 624 00:32:26,761 --> 00:32:29,763 [J.S. BACH'S AIR ON THE G STRING] 625 00:32:29,765 --> 00:32:36,837 ♪ ♪ 626 00:32:57,824 --> 00:32:59,357 [CLATTER] 627 00:33:08,034 --> 00:33:10,368 - Honey, what are you doing out there? 628 00:33:10,370 --> 00:33:12,103 - Just trying to keep these toys from killing the lawn. 629 00:33:12,105 --> 00:33:15,272 I'll be up in a minute. 630 00:33:15,274 --> 00:33:16,941 - Is something burning? 631 00:33:16,943 --> 00:33:18,476 I smell smoke. 632 00:33:23,115 --> 00:33:25,448 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 633 00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:32,521 ♪ ♪ 634 00:33:33,523 --> 00:33:35,891 [ROOSTER CROWS] 635 00:33:35,893 --> 00:33:38,894 - Morning. - Morning. 636 00:33:38,896 --> 00:33:40,329 I can make you some eggs if you want. 637 00:33:40,331 --> 00:33:42,865 - Now, are they the kind with blood spots in them? 638 00:33:42,867 --> 00:33:45,099 - They're eggs from chickens who walk around. 639 00:33:45,101 --> 00:33:46,934 - So they do have blood spots in them. 640 00:33:46,936 --> 00:33:49,170 - Okay, everybody, are you sitting down? 641 00:33:49,172 --> 00:33:51,172 Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit. 642 00:33:51,174 --> 00:33:53,107 I had a... sit! 643 00:33:53,109 --> 00:33:54,842 I had an incredible night, 644 00:33:54,844 --> 00:33:56,511 and I swear to god, it was a visitation, 645 00:33:56,513 --> 00:33:58,913 and, dallas, I can't thank you enough. 646 00:33:58,915 --> 00:34:00,280 - Are you okay? 647 00:34:00,282 --> 00:34:02,382 - I am beyond okay, I'm past okay. 648 00:34:02,384 --> 00:34:04,184 I'm not even looking back at it anymore. 649 00:34:04,186 --> 00:34:06,119 Steve was right, this is my chance. 650 00:34:06,121 --> 00:34:08,088 Of course, I can't do it alone, but I was thinking about 651 00:34:08,090 --> 00:34:09,856 taking the money from the grocery store 652 00:34:09,858 --> 00:34:11,892 and creating an institute where people can come and study 653 00:34:11,894 --> 00:34:14,394 how to regain man's balance with nature. 654 00:34:14,396 --> 00:34:17,229 Horticulture, agriculture, aquaculture. 655 00:34:17,231 --> 00:34:18,531 Angela, you know about all this shit, 656 00:34:18,533 --> 00:34:20,132 and you can give lessons on cleaning 657 00:34:20,134 --> 00:34:21,433 and all that women's stuff. And, steve, 658 00:34:21,435 --> 00:34:22,835 if we're gonna have a society, 659 00:34:22,837 --> 00:34:24,170 we're gonna need a tv station. 660 00:34:24,172 --> 00:34:26,472 You could have the whole station. 661 00:34:26,474 --> 00:34:28,440 - That sounds great. 662 00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,977 You look like you haven't slept much. 663 00:34:31,979 --> 00:34:33,511 Why don't you sit down, and we'll have some breakfast 664 00:34:33,513 --> 00:34:35,013 and talk about the plan. 665 00:34:35,015 --> 00:34:36,314 - You understand I'm talking 666 00:34:36,316 --> 00:34:38,283 about fundamental changes to society. 667 00:34:38,285 --> 00:34:39,584 - Mm-hmm. - I'm not hungry. 668 00:34:39,586 --> 00:34:43,988 I have a mission statement to write. 669 00:34:46,492 --> 00:34:49,193 - Is it always like that? 670 00:34:49,195 --> 00:34:51,261 - He usually doesn't make that much sense. 671 00:34:51,263 --> 00:34:53,931 I'll be right back. 672 00:34:55,834 --> 00:34:57,868 Hey, genius at work. 673 00:34:57,870 --> 00:34:59,970 - I'm modeling it on plato's school of athens, 674 00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:01,572 only not the socratic method. 675 00:35:01,574 --> 00:35:04,241 It's more like buddha. You can relax. 676 00:35:04,243 --> 00:35:06,242 I can see what's going on in your face right now. 677 00:35:06,244 --> 00:35:08,177 - It's 1/10th of what's going on in my mind. 678 00:35:08,179 --> 00:35:10,313 - You told me that my father had a plan for me 679 00:35:10,315 --> 00:35:11,948 to do what I wanted, and this is what I want, 680 00:35:11,950 --> 00:35:13,516 and I'm not leaving you behind! 681 00:35:13,518 --> 00:35:15,585 The tv station thing was just off the top of my head. 682 00:35:15,587 --> 00:35:17,320 I want you to know that I'm grateful. 683 00:35:17,322 --> 00:35:19,055 And the way that I figure it, 684 00:35:19,057 --> 00:35:20,890 there's enough for me to keep the grocery store 685 00:35:20,892 --> 00:35:23,358 and for you to have the farm and the house. 686 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,995 And it's not a gift. You've earned it. 687 00:35:26,997 --> 00:35:29,164 - Suddenly, the plan seems more appealing, 688 00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:31,600 but I don't think you're... you seem a little... 689 00:35:31,602 --> 00:35:33,435 - the journey to enlightenment is stressful. 690 00:35:33,437 --> 00:35:35,904 - No, it's not enlightened. 691 00:35:35,906 --> 00:35:37,606 [CAR APPROACHING] 692 00:35:37,608 --> 00:35:39,540 Great, mom's home. 693 00:35:46,081 --> 00:35:47,448 - Why are you still here? 694 00:35:47,450 --> 00:35:51,117 - Why are you so angry? 695 00:35:51,119 --> 00:35:55,554 - This was my mother's. 696 00:35:55,556 --> 00:35:56,922 - I need you to mellow out. 697 00:35:56,924 --> 00:35:58,590 - I need to keep my wits about me. 698 00:35:58,592 --> 00:36:00,559 I wanna get this all down. - Please, you're out of control. 699 00:36:00,561 --> 00:36:02,027 Let's take the edge off. 700 00:36:02,029 --> 00:36:04,129 [LIGHTS LIGHTER] - Great. 701 00:36:04,131 --> 00:36:06,064 This is my wedding all over again. 702 00:36:06,066 --> 00:36:08,533 - What are you doing? This is important shit! 703 00:36:08,535 --> 00:36:10,469 This is a chance to right your life! 704 00:36:10,471 --> 00:36:12,670 Drugs are not the answer! - That's what I've been saying! 705 00:36:12,672 --> 00:36:14,505 - Thank god you're here, because I can't do it all alone. 706 00:36:14,507 --> 00:36:16,374 - Jesus, get out and go away. 707 00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:18,075 I need to talk to my brother. - He doesn't wanna talk. 708 00:36:18,077 --> 00:36:19,543 - Yes, I do, I have a plan. I'm gonna start... 709 00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:21,112 - ben, you don't have to tell her your plan. 710 00:36:21,114 --> 00:36:23,180 - Steve, I would prefer to forego your input, 711 00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:25,616 since it most recently resulted in my brother becoming fat, 712 00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:29,252 unemployed, and growing that superbly antisocial beard. 713 00:36:29,254 --> 00:36:31,922 - Do not talk to him like that. - No, no, it's okay. 714 00:36:31,924 --> 00:36:34,224 You know what, terry? I am gonna get out of your way. 715 00:36:34,226 --> 00:36:36,493 So you can direct that rage where it really belongs... 716 00:36:36,495 --> 00:36:39,629 at your grieving family. 717 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,635 - He doesn't understand what's going on. 718 00:36:46,637 --> 00:36:50,072 The decisions that you make now could secure a real future. 719 00:36:50,074 --> 00:36:51,607 - You don't think I know that? - I'm sorry! 720 00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:53,709 I guess I just got blindsided yesterday. 721 00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:55,444 - It blew me away too! 722 00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:57,112 I didn't want the headache, but then I thought, 723 00:36:57,114 --> 00:36:59,481 "all of this is part of something amazing. 724 00:36:59,483 --> 00:37:02,383 Life stuff, renewal, rebuilding." 725 00:37:02,385 --> 00:37:05,086 - yes, exactly. 726 00:37:05,088 --> 00:37:06,421 - I mean, this chrysalis has served us 727 00:37:06,423 --> 00:37:08,423 as we developed from pupa to adult. 728 00:37:08,425 --> 00:37:11,125 And now, it has to be shed and eaten. 729 00:37:11,127 --> 00:37:13,428 - What are we talking about? 730 00:37:13,430 --> 00:37:15,096 - I really want to utilize this capital 731 00:37:15,098 --> 00:37:16,564 to right some major wrongs, 732 00:37:16,566 --> 00:37:18,732 educate some mysteries, set some ideas free. 733 00:37:18,734 --> 00:37:22,436 - Well, why don't I find a way to manage my finances 734 00:37:22,438 --> 00:37:24,338 so I can support you in eight months, 735 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:27,007 after you've pissed away what it took dad a lifetime to make. 736 00:37:27,009 --> 00:37:28,709 - I hear where you're coming from, but it's just money. 737 00:37:28,711 --> 00:37:31,278 It doesn't mean dad loved me more than you. 738 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:32,980 - What? 739 00:37:32,982 --> 00:37:34,714 - It doesn't mean dad loved me more than you. 740 00:37:34,716 --> 00:37:37,083 - He didn't... love you more. 741 00:37:37,085 --> 00:37:40,119 You were the squeaky wheel, so you got all the oil. 742 00:37:42,222 --> 00:37:44,190 And if I were you, 743 00:37:44,192 --> 00:37:48,227 I wouldn't rush off to go change the world quite yet. 744 00:37:54,567 --> 00:37:56,668 - Hello! 745 00:37:56,670 --> 00:37:58,136 Anybody? 746 00:37:58,138 --> 00:38:00,605 I'm gonna go now. 747 00:38:09,347 --> 00:38:13,050 Ben! Ben! 748 00:38:13,052 --> 00:38:17,286 - Yeah, I'm up here. 749 00:38:17,288 --> 00:38:19,322 - Look at you. 750 00:38:19,324 --> 00:38:22,492 Master of all you survey. - Yeah. 751 00:38:22,494 --> 00:38:25,427 - You know, I wouldn't go if I didn't have this job thing. 752 00:38:25,429 --> 00:38:27,496 I'll be out next weekend, I promise. 753 00:38:27,498 --> 00:38:30,565 Plus, you can always call. - Oh, I'll call. 754 00:38:30,567 --> 00:38:34,036 I'll call as soon as I get that big fat check for you. 755 00:38:34,038 --> 00:38:37,773 - Hey, you know, I didn't think you were really gonna do that. 756 00:38:37,775 --> 00:38:41,609 - Hey, buddy, I love you. 757 00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:44,578 - Take a shower, okay? 758 00:38:46,748 --> 00:38:48,349 [CAR ALARM CHIRPS] 759 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,354 - Wait, so you're just gonna leave? 760 00:38:53,356 --> 00:38:55,456 - Yeah, I gotta get going. 761 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:58,091 It was really great to see you, and thanks for the pie. 762 00:38:58,093 --> 00:39:00,660 - That was for dinner. - I'll be eating dinner. 763 00:39:00,662 --> 00:39:02,328 - No, for everyone. 764 00:39:02,330 --> 00:39:04,197 - You're not as giving as I thought you were. 765 00:39:04,199 --> 00:39:05,732 - I don't want the pie back. I just... 766 00:39:05,734 --> 00:39:08,301 well, I guess you know ben better than I do. 767 00:39:08,303 --> 00:39:10,236 Is he gonna be okay here by himself? 768 00:39:10,238 --> 00:39:12,704 - By himself? What, now you're gonna leave? 769 00:39:12,706 --> 00:39:14,440 I mean, with that poor kid up there? 770 00:39:14,442 --> 00:39:16,642 - So he's not okay? - He's right as rain. 771 00:39:16,644 --> 00:39:19,711 I mean, his father just died, he's got a drug problem, 772 00:39:19,713 --> 00:39:22,181 probably some kind of manic-depressive disorder, 773 00:39:22,183 --> 00:39:25,250 and, honestly, he wasn't that well screwed together 774 00:39:25,252 --> 00:39:27,386 to begin with, but he's an adult, 775 00:39:27,388 --> 00:39:30,088 and I have to go back to do the 4:30 weather. 776 00:39:30,090 --> 00:39:32,156 And though you're under no obligation, 777 00:39:32,158 --> 00:39:35,093 would it be so bad to take another two or three weeks 778 00:39:35,095 --> 00:39:37,528 before you do whatever bullshit you have to do? 779 00:39:37,530 --> 00:39:40,798 - You mean teaching disabled kids? 780 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,767 - Oh, now they're disabled. 781 00:39:42,769 --> 00:39:45,168 Do you have any actual plans? 782 00:39:48,606 --> 00:39:50,841 - I guess I could take my time moving out. 783 00:39:50,843 --> 00:39:52,509 - Great. - You get a week, 784 00:39:52,511 --> 00:39:54,111 and I'm not adopting him. 785 00:39:54,113 --> 00:39:57,247 - Perfect. I'm gonna leave you my number, 786 00:39:57,249 --> 00:39:59,416 in case you have to get in touch. 787 00:39:59,418 --> 00:40:02,885 Did you know I'm on tv? 788 00:40:02,887 --> 00:40:05,488 - [LAUGHS] 789 00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:08,557 Yeah, actually, sam bragged about you once. 790 00:40:08,559 --> 00:40:11,293 - I think he liked you, but he couldn't really express it. 791 00:40:11,295 --> 00:40:15,798 - Yeah, it always came out as "moron troublemaker." 792 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,333 he hated the irish too. 793 00:40:17,335 --> 00:40:19,167 People forget that. 794 00:40:19,169 --> 00:40:21,436 [CAR DOOR CLOSES, ENGINE STARTS] 795 00:40:21,438 --> 00:40:23,571 Okay, now, will you let me know if I run over a chicken? 796 00:40:23,573 --> 00:40:26,508 'Cause the pie's all I can eat right now. 797 00:40:26,510 --> 00:40:27,909 - How long does he stay up there? 798 00:40:27,911 --> 00:40:29,477 - Let me know. 799 00:40:53,266 --> 00:40:55,367 - Hey. - Hey. 800 00:40:55,369 --> 00:40:56,935 How are you holding up? 801 00:40:56,937 --> 00:40:59,538 - [SIGHS] I don't know. 802 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,206 It's all temporary, right? 803 00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:03,441 - Angela, you knew, when you decided to get involved 804 00:41:03,443 --> 00:41:07,211 with a man so much older, it wasn't for life. 805 00:41:07,213 --> 00:41:09,346 - You are so sentimental. 806 00:41:09,348 --> 00:41:12,716 - Okay, alls I'm saying is that you had that experience. 807 00:41:12,718 --> 00:41:14,952 Now, don't be afraid to be with a man your age. 808 00:41:14,954 --> 00:41:16,554 You got a whole time ahead. 809 00:41:18,823 --> 00:41:20,791 - Ben asked me to put these up. 810 00:41:20,793 --> 00:41:23,227 - I have some. They upset people. 811 00:41:23,229 --> 00:41:25,862 - Hey, ma, samuel stoltzfoos is outside. 812 00:41:25,864 --> 00:41:27,530 You have to negotiate the lettuce with him. 813 00:41:27,532 --> 00:41:31,301 - No, listen, I gotta go. I might need my hands. 814 00:41:31,303 --> 00:41:33,236 Okay. 815 00:41:33,238 --> 00:41:35,278 - Hello, terry. - Good morning, sunshine. 816 00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:43,545 - It's hard, huh, without him? 817 00:41:43,547 --> 00:41:46,548 - Yeah, try to keep busy. 818 00:41:47,884 --> 00:41:49,718 - Uh, about ben... 819 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:52,321 - god, don't stick your nose in that too. 820 00:41:52,323 --> 00:41:53,922 - I'm living with him, terry. 821 00:41:53,924 --> 00:41:56,290 - Nobody asked you to. In fact, I'm surprised 822 00:41:56,292 --> 00:41:57,491 that you didn't blow out of town 823 00:41:57,493 --> 00:41:58,693 on the next guy who came through. 824 00:41:58,695 --> 00:42:00,928 - [SCOFFS] Jesus, that tongue! 825 00:42:00,930 --> 00:42:03,631 I think you just spoiled all the vegetables in here. 826 00:42:03,633 --> 00:42:05,766 - You know, you came into my family very recently 827 00:42:05,768 --> 00:42:07,969 and you started telling everybody what to do, 828 00:42:07,971 --> 00:42:10,504 which was nothing... do nothing. 829 00:42:10,506 --> 00:42:12,673 - That is not true! - You convinced my father 830 00:42:12,675 --> 00:42:14,608 to let a thriving business go to seed. 831 00:42:14,610 --> 00:42:17,611 "These are the good years! Life is for living!" 832 00:42:17,613 --> 00:42:19,613 I mean, christ! A man his age 833 00:42:19,615 --> 00:42:22,349 throwing himself into yoga and guitar lessons... 834 00:42:22,351 --> 00:42:24,951 - you don't believe in growing! - You don't grow! 835 00:42:24,953 --> 00:42:26,820 You're a tumbleweed 836 00:42:26,822 --> 00:42:28,922 who blows around whenever the wind changes. 837 00:42:28,924 --> 00:42:31,523 - Shit, I swore I wouldn't engage. 838 00:42:31,525 --> 00:42:32,758 I gotta go. 839 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,361 - You know, people hide in charity. 840 00:42:37,364 --> 00:42:39,465 - Once in a while, assume other people 841 00:42:39,467 --> 00:42:41,567 are as good as you, not worse. 842 00:42:43,703 --> 00:42:46,371 - They're not. 843 00:42:46,373 --> 00:42:49,540 - How was the vacation? 844 00:42:49,542 --> 00:42:51,476 - It wasn't a vacation. - Oh. 845 00:42:51,478 --> 00:42:52,944 Did you get your eyes done? 846 00:42:52,946 --> 00:42:54,579 - [OVER P.A.] delia got some fan mail, you know. 847 00:42:54,581 --> 00:42:55,980 - Is that right? 848 00:42:55,982 --> 00:42:57,715 - 100 bucks says delta's fan mail 849 00:42:57,717 --> 00:42:59,917 came from a member of the cafeteria staff! 850 00:42:59,919 --> 00:43:01,753 - [OVER P.A.] corporate thinks each piece of mail 851 00:43:01,755 --> 00:43:03,820 represents 1,000 viewers. 852 00:43:03,822 --> 00:43:06,056 - What, did she do a really good job? 853 00:43:06,058 --> 00:43:07,523 - Hey, what was with you 854 00:43:07,525 --> 00:43:08,758 wrestling that bum the other day? 855 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,059 Nicely done. 856 00:43:10,061 --> 00:43:12,595 - So did you know him or something? 857 00:43:12,597 --> 00:43:14,764 - You know how it is. You buy someone a cup of coffee 858 00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:17,433 and suddenly, they're your best friend. 859 00:43:17,435 --> 00:43:18,800 Do I need my eyes done? 860 00:43:18,802 --> 00:43:20,402 - 30 seconds. 861 00:43:20,404 --> 00:43:22,304 - It would be illegal to make them any bluer. 862 00:43:22,306 --> 00:43:24,639 - See, that's what I think. 863 00:43:24,641 --> 00:43:26,641 - Spinach check. 864 00:43:26,643 --> 00:43:29,044 [DOOR OPENS] - You have no whitening trays? 865 00:43:29,046 --> 00:43:32,480 Now I really can't stay. 866 00:43:36,318 --> 00:43:39,520 - God, it must be tough having to win the viewers over 867 00:43:39,522 --> 00:43:41,388 one at a time like this. 868 00:43:41,390 --> 00:43:44,658 - You know, while you were off getting your eyes done 869 00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:47,661 over the weekend, paul flew me to martha's vineyard 870 00:43:47,663 --> 00:43:49,396 to show me this house, 871 00:43:49,398 --> 00:43:52,332 and it wasn't one of those stupid cape cod houses 872 00:43:52,334 --> 00:43:55,635 the tourists love. This was a year-round home 873 00:43:55,637 --> 00:43:58,471 where you could really be a part of the island. 874 00:43:58,473 --> 00:44:00,640 Paul understands the limitations of our job, 875 00:44:00,642 --> 00:44:03,543 and, let's face it, it's a short window 876 00:44:03,545 --> 00:44:05,611 and it's not really based on skill. 877 00:44:05,613 --> 00:44:07,946 - Yeah, I know that. Lucky for me, 878 00:44:07,948 --> 00:44:11,016 my finances have kind of been taking care of themselves. 879 00:44:11,018 --> 00:44:13,719 - Sandwich guy told me you nailed the baseball pool. 880 00:44:13,721 --> 00:44:17,055 - No, really. I'm coming into a little piece of property 881 00:44:17,057 --> 00:44:19,958 up in lancaster myself. I'll probably unload it. 882 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,760 Brian williams has a place up there. 883 00:44:21,762 --> 00:44:23,695 - I don't think so. 884 00:44:26,098 --> 00:44:28,799 Thanks for the ride. 885 00:44:28,801 --> 00:44:33,037 - Which is why I'm sick and tired of the bullshit. 886 00:44:33,039 --> 00:44:34,805 - Excuse me, sorry. 887 00:44:34,807 --> 00:44:36,040 I was just passing through. 888 00:44:36,042 --> 00:44:38,042 - Sit, please. Join us. 889 00:44:40,644 --> 00:44:44,848 Everybody, this is angela, my stepmother. 890 00:44:47,985 --> 00:44:51,821 - Didn't we meet at the plastic bag rally? 891 00:44:51,823 --> 00:44:54,057 Oh, your skin is so white. 892 00:44:54,059 --> 00:44:56,459 - I think we should listen now. 893 00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:01,397 - If we create a non-profit society, 894 00:45:01,399 --> 00:45:04,566 we can reap the tax benefits of said society. 895 00:45:04,568 --> 00:45:07,636 It is gonna be a beginning and an ending 896 00:45:07,638 --> 00:45:09,405 of life as we know it, 897 00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:14,976 and that is why I'm calling it "the omega society." 898 00:45:14,978 --> 00:45:17,078 - I hate to stick my nose into this, but... 899 00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,947 - everyone's voice has equal merit. 900 00:45:19,949 --> 00:45:23,084 - "The omega society" sounds like "the omega institute." 901 00:45:23,086 --> 00:45:25,853 it's a holistic organization. 902 00:45:25,855 --> 00:45:29,490 Environmentalism, spiritual rebirth. 903 00:45:29,492 --> 00:45:32,425 - It's total synchronicity is what it is. 904 00:45:32,427 --> 00:45:34,994 Not only is it the perfect name for our society, 905 00:45:34,996 --> 00:45:37,763 but it already exists. 906 00:45:37,765 --> 00:45:39,899 - I think there's an omega society too, 907 00:45:39,901 --> 00:45:41,700 so I don't think legally we... 908 00:45:41,702 --> 00:45:44,170 - justin, it's not about what is legal! 909 00:45:44,172 --> 00:45:45,871 I grew up out here. 910 00:45:45,873 --> 00:45:47,906 There are amish people on three sides of this farm. 911 00:45:47,908 --> 00:45:49,774 They don't vote. 912 00:45:49,776 --> 00:45:51,476 They don't join the army. 913 00:45:51,478 --> 00:45:54,813 They don't send their children to our schools. 914 00:45:54,815 --> 00:45:59,784 When you live off the land and you're honest, 915 00:45:59,786 --> 00:46:02,886 things fall into place! 916 00:46:04,689 --> 00:46:09,593 You are a beacon to that babylon out there. 917 00:46:09,595 --> 00:46:11,795 - My cousin lives in oregon. 918 00:46:11,797 --> 00:46:14,498 Ben's right. 919 00:46:19,970 --> 00:46:22,905 - So I've never seen you at the marriott before. 920 00:46:22,907 --> 00:46:24,841 - Oh, I really shouldn't. 921 00:46:24,843 --> 00:46:27,743 - You just gonna go home and stare at an empty dog bed? 922 00:46:27,745 --> 00:46:29,645 Chester doesn't get home from the hospital 923 00:46:29,647 --> 00:46:32,114 till tomorrow, right? 924 00:46:32,116 --> 00:46:34,217 - His name is "clarence," 925 00:46:34,219 --> 00:46:36,218 he got out of the hospital today, 926 00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:38,820 and my mom is watching him. 927 00:46:38,822 --> 00:46:40,689 But you sure are a good listener. 928 00:46:40,691 --> 00:46:44,192 - So are you, and a very beautiful one, actually. 929 00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:51,700 - [CHUCKLES] - [MOANS] 930 00:46:51,702 --> 00:46:53,267 - I think clarence needs me. 931 00:46:53,269 --> 00:46:55,202 - Seriously, I'm really fast. 932 00:46:55,204 --> 00:46:56,837 [PHONE BUZZES] 933 00:46:56,839 --> 00:46:58,639 Did you give my number to someone? 934 00:46:58,641 --> 00:47:00,274 - I don't even have your... - Shh, one second. 935 00:47:00,276 --> 00:47:01,675 Hello. 936 00:47:01,677 --> 00:47:03,077 - Ugh. 937 00:47:03,079 --> 00:47:04,845 I really didn't mean to bother you. 938 00:47:04,847 --> 00:47:07,882 Ben's fine, but we just got this registered letter. 939 00:47:07,884 --> 00:47:09,282 Terry's challenging the will. 940 00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:10,817 - Why? 941 00:47:10,819 --> 00:47:12,685 I mean, I know why. But under what grounds? 942 00:47:12,687 --> 00:47:14,687 - Well, it's ben's competency. 943 00:47:14,689 --> 00:47:16,022 There's gonna be a hearing, 944 00:47:16,024 --> 00:47:18,057 and he has to see a psychiatrist. 945 00:47:18,059 --> 00:47:19,659 - Can you believe this? 946 00:47:19,661 --> 00:47:22,295 This morning the bank account was shut down. 947 00:47:22,297 --> 00:47:24,864 It's a classic obstacle to a pioneer. 948 00:47:24,866 --> 00:47:28,200 It's like galileo or che or Jesus. 949 00:47:28,202 --> 00:47:30,035 Every great move has a countermove. 950 00:47:30,037 --> 00:47:31,637 But let me tell you, 951 00:47:31,639 --> 00:47:34,006 my sister's greed is not gonna stop the evolution 952 00:47:34,008 --> 00:47:36,542 of mind and body that's going on out here! 953 00:47:36,544 --> 00:47:38,544 - No, no, no, look, you need to calm down. 954 00:47:38,546 --> 00:47:39,811 Just get a lawyer. 955 00:47:39,813 --> 00:47:42,613 - A law... you think I'm crazy now? 956 00:47:42,615 --> 00:47:44,148 - Go see the shrink. 957 00:47:44,150 --> 00:47:47,318 It's like giving them the money if you don't go. 958 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,687 - I could be my own lawyer, you know? 959 00:47:49,689 --> 00:47:50,955 - There you go. 960 00:47:50,957 --> 00:47:52,557 - I could prepare a brief, 961 00:47:52,559 --> 00:47:54,258 one of those 600-page obstructionist babies. 962 00:47:54,260 --> 00:47:56,861 [LAUGHING] they don't know who they're fucking with. 963 00:47:56,863 --> 00:47:58,260 [PHONE THUDS] 964 00:48:03,033 --> 00:48:04,600 - Hey, you still there? 965 00:48:04,602 --> 00:48:05,801 - Yes. 966 00:48:05,803 --> 00:48:07,269 Any other fires to put out? 967 00:48:07,271 --> 00:48:09,605 - It is just getting more and more intense, 968 00:48:09,607 --> 00:48:13,309 and there are a lot of other people involved now. 969 00:48:13,311 --> 00:48:16,711 - Like you and me? 970 00:48:16,713 --> 00:48:18,947 - No, I mean there are these hippie kids now 971 00:48:18,949 --> 00:48:22,083 and the store and now this court thing. 972 00:48:22,085 --> 00:48:24,018 He just seems very agitated. 973 00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:25,753 I mean, I've been trying to deal with it, 974 00:48:25,755 --> 00:48:29,357 but...[SIGHS] I'm just glad I could call you. 975 00:48:29,359 --> 00:48:31,224 - You can always call me. 976 00:48:32,927 --> 00:48:35,128 - I'm leaving. - [WHISPERING] maybe you should. 977 00:48:35,130 --> 00:48:37,598 - Oh, my god, is there someone there? 978 00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,701 - No, I'm alone. 979 00:48:40,703 --> 00:48:41,935 Now. 980 00:48:41,937 --> 00:48:43,637 - I'm sorry. 981 00:48:43,639 --> 00:48:47,306 - It's fine. You're just doing your job. 982 00:48:47,308 --> 00:48:51,010 My job actually. 983 00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:54,347 - I don't really know him. 984 00:48:54,349 --> 00:48:56,048 - He's ben. 985 00:48:56,050 --> 00:48:58,217 He's a blast most of the time. 986 00:48:58,219 --> 00:49:00,386 But you didn't know his mother. 987 00:49:00,388 --> 00:49:04,289 He inherited some things that weren't in the will. 988 00:49:04,291 --> 00:49:05,991 - Yeah, sam mentioned that. 989 00:49:05,993 --> 00:49:08,827 - Probably nothing like the free love, 990 00:49:08,829 --> 00:49:10,762 whole foods thing you grew up in. 991 00:49:10,764 --> 00:49:12,197 - My father was an actuary 992 00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:14,733 for the hartford insurance company. 993 00:49:14,735 --> 00:49:17,936 He died at his desk. I was still at andover. 994 00:49:17,938 --> 00:49:21,905 - Huh. Like, say, about sam's age? 995 00:49:21,907 --> 00:49:24,041 - What? - So you must be loaded. 996 00:49:24,043 --> 00:49:26,944 - [LAUGHS] 997 00:49:26,946 --> 00:49:28,946 Is he gonna be okay or not? 998 00:49:28,948 --> 00:49:30,748 - This is the way it usually goes. 999 00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:33,684 The best thing to do is keep feeding him. 1000 00:49:33,686 --> 00:49:36,086 Food is nature's vicodin. 1001 00:49:36,088 --> 00:49:38,321 That's good too, by the way, if you have it. 1002 00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:44,661 You should finally be getting some rain up that way, you know? 1003 00:49:44,663 --> 00:49:48,698 - Hmm. I'm not too sure about that. 1004 00:50:01,210 --> 00:50:04,346 Well, good night. 1005 00:50:06,215 --> 00:50:08,250 - Yeah, good night to you too. 1006 00:50:33,973 --> 00:50:35,534 [THUD] [GRUNTS] 1007 00:50:46,819 --> 00:50:52,824 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 1008 00:50:56,128 --> 00:50:58,129 Whoo! 1009 00:50:58,131 --> 00:50:59,863 [HORSE CHUFF S] 1010 00:51:00,998 --> 00:51:03,266 - Ben? 1011 00:51:03,268 --> 00:51:04,468 Ben? 1012 00:51:04,470 --> 00:51:06,136 Is he ready? 1013 00:51:06,138 --> 00:51:08,739 - Ben, terry's here! 1014 00:51:08,741 --> 00:51:10,407 I can't believe you're doing this. 1015 00:51:10,409 --> 00:51:13,009 - Yeah, well, I can't believe you're still here. 1016 00:51:13,011 --> 00:51:14,911 Ben? 1017 00:51:14,913 --> 00:51:17,446 Benji, we're going to the doctor, okay? 1018 00:51:17,448 --> 00:51:21,050 There isn't anything to be... 1019 00:51:21,052 --> 00:51:23,185 ben? 1020 00:51:27,257 --> 00:51:28,891 Great. 1021 00:51:36,065 --> 00:51:39,067 [INDISTINCT DISPATCHER CHATTER] 1022 00:51:39,069 --> 00:51:41,803 - Why aren't you inside? 1023 00:51:45,141 --> 00:51:46,474 Greetings. 1024 00:51:50,545 --> 00:51:53,313 - Sorry to keep bothering you like that. 1025 00:51:53,315 --> 00:51:55,115 - I don't think getting a glass of water 1026 00:51:55,117 --> 00:51:57,551 is the biggest inconvenience for these people right now. 1027 00:51:57,553 --> 00:52:01,221 - I was just explaining my admiration for these people. 1028 00:52:01,223 --> 00:52:03,323 They live off the land in kindness. 1029 00:52:03,325 --> 00:52:05,491 They don't believe in war or pollution. 1030 00:52:05,493 --> 00:52:07,493 I'll tell you, one day, when there's no earth left 1031 00:52:07,495 --> 00:52:09,462 'cause we used it up, 1032 00:52:09,464 --> 00:52:11,531 there'll be 10 square miles of lancaster county 1033 00:52:11,533 --> 00:52:14,066 where god still exists. 1034 00:52:14,068 --> 00:52:16,102 - Why are you naked? 1035 00:52:16,104 --> 00:52:18,838 - I didn't want that chemical smell on me anymore. 1036 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,806 - That smell is not chemicals. 1037 00:52:20,808 --> 00:52:23,375 It's b.o., 'cause you have stopped showering, 1038 00:52:23,377 --> 00:52:26,378 and you ruined everything I bought you at the gap, 1039 00:52:26,380 --> 00:52:27,946 which you loved. - I don't anymore. 1040 00:52:27,948 --> 00:52:29,381 - We are going. 1041 00:52:29,383 --> 00:52:31,583 This entire incident is inappropriate 1042 00:52:31,585 --> 00:52:34,486 and probably illegal, and if I were mr. Yoder, 1043 00:52:34,488 --> 00:52:36,021 I would make you pay for the fact 1044 00:52:36,023 --> 00:52:37,354 that I missed two hours of farmwork 1045 00:52:37,356 --> 00:52:39,356 so I could ride into town on a buggy 1046 00:52:39,358 --> 00:52:41,058 to get a cop out here. 1047 00:52:41,060 --> 00:52:43,394 - You're wrong! We're having a conversation! 1048 00:52:43,396 --> 00:52:45,362 - I don't want to speak out of turn here, 1049 00:52:45,364 --> 00:52:48,097 but felty and sarah are not being hospitable. 1050 00:52:48,099 --> 00:52:51,234 They're pacifists, and this is how they respond 1051 00:52:51,236 --> 00:52:52,836 to being held hostage. 1052 00:53:03,446 --> 00:53:05,347 - Gosh, I'm... 1053 00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:07,449 I never meant to... i didn't... 1054 00:53:07,451 --> 00:53:09,852 - ben, I think you can keep the apron. 1055 00:53:12,387 --> 00:53:15,289 Let's go. 1056 00:53:15,291 --> 00:53:17,458 Yes, the best way to get the soda out of the bottle 1057 00:53:17,460 --> 00:53:20,561 is to shake it and shake it and shake it. 1058 00:53:20,563 --> 00:53:22,496 Need a ride? 1059 00:53:22,498 --> 00:53:23,898 - Yes. 1060 00:53:29,337 --> 00:53:30,971 - Next time, go over to the highway 1061 00:53:30,973 --> 00:53:33,406 and get anderson to ring the fire bell for you. 1062 00:53:33,408 --> 00:53:34,908 - I will. I apologize. 1063 00:53:34,910 --> 00:53:36,343 I might have been in a bit of a panic. 1064 00:53:36,345 --> 00:53:38,645 - I am terribly sorry, mr. Yoder. 1065 00:53:38,647 --> 00:53:41,915 - I'm sorry to hear about your father. 1066 00:53:41,917 --> 00:53:45,150 - Thank you very much. We all miss him, obviously. 1067 00:53:45,152 --> 00:53:47,653 - He was lucky to have a long life. 1068 00:53:47,655 --> 00:53:49,321 Such a caring daughter. 1069 00:53:49,323 --> 00:53:52,892 All he cared about was his family. 1070 00:53:52,894 --> 00:53:57,363 Surely, there's no other reason for being on this earth. 1071 00:53:57,365 --> 00:54:00,198 - What would you do if you couldn't have children? 1072 00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:04,102 - I would pray to god to send them to me. 1073 00:54:04,104 --> 00:54:06,938 - What if you don't believe in god? 1074 00:54:09,275 --> 00:54:11,676 - Maybe that's why you can't have children. 1075 00:54:15,481 --> 00:54:19,116 - [INHALES] [WATER GURGLES] 1076 00:54:19,118 --> 00:54:21,451 Honestly, ben, you really fucked me here. 1077 00:54:21,453 --> 00:54:24,054 - My independence of mind is obviously a threat to them. 1078 00:54:24,056 --> 00:54:26,323 - Them? - Society. 1079 00:54:26,325 --> 00:54:28,158 With all their poison. 1080 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,526 I'm not putting it in my body. 1081 00:54:29,528 --> 00:54:31,328 - And I respect that deep-fried temple 1082 00:54:31,330 --> 00:54:32,561 that you've built, 1083 00:54:32,563 --> 00:54:35,398 but you have to stop running naked. 1084 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,099 - I know. I panicked. 1085 00:54:37,101 --> 00:54:39,936 Even the most committed messenger has a moment of doubt. 1086 00:54:39,938 --> 00:54:41,437 - Keep that word "committed" in mind. 1087 00:54:41,439 --> 00:54:42,672 - Next time. 1088 00:54:42,674 --> 00:54:44,307 - Oh, you mean in the courtroom? 1089 00:54:44,309 --> 00:54:45,574 Because that's where we're heading, 1090 00:54:45,576 --> 00:54:47,109 and they might not stop with the money. 1091 00:54:47,111 --> 00:54:48,477 They can force you to take the medicine, 1092 00:54:48,479 --> 00:54:49,711 and they can lock you up. 1093 00:54:49,713 --> 00:54:51,112 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 1094 00:54:51,114 --> 00:54:53,048 We're studying in here. 1095 00:54:53,050 --> 00:54:55,150 - Anyone hungry? - Not really. 1096 00:54:55,152 --> 00:54:57,152 - I gotta go. 1097 00:54:57,154 --> 00:54:58,720 - Ben, you okay? 1098 00:54:58,722 --> 00:55:00,221 - I don't know. 1099 00:55:00,223 --> 00:55:02,090 I'm feeling a little stressed out. 1100 00:55:02,092 --> 00:55:03,725 - I'm stressed out. You're crazy. 1101 00:55:03,727 --> 00:55:06,961 Let's use the word freely as if it gives us power. 1102 00:55:06,963 --> 00:55:09,396 Good night. 1103 00:55:15,069 --> 00:55:17,437 [DOG BARKING] 1104 00:55:17,439 --> 00:55:19,505 - I see you've been arrested a few times. 1105 00:55:19,507 --> 00:55:21,474 Public outbursts, indecency, 1106 00:55:21,476 --> 00:55:23,608 a misdemeanor related to your profession, 1107 00:55:23,610 --> 00:55:27,112 which you listed here as "small farmer." 1108 00:55:27,114 --> 00:55:30,148 I also see that you've never considered medication. 1109 00:55:30,150 --> 00:55:34,519 - Antidepressants? They have been suggested, 1110 00:55:34,521 --> 00:55:37,522 as they have been to most of america. 1111 00:55:37,524 --> 00:55:40,157 - Well, I was thinking more like a mood stabilizer, 1112 00:55:40,159 --> 00:55:41,525 which for most is a very effective 1113 00:55:41,527 --> 00:55:43,494 therapeutic solution. 1114 00:55:43,496 --> 00:55:46,564 - No need to resist the magic of lithium, I know. 1115 00:55:46,566 --> 00:55:48,599 We should sprinkle its salty goodness 1116 00:55:48,601 --> 00:55:50,334 over the fries at mcdonald's 1117 00:55:50,336 --> 00:55:52,269 until we're dawn of the dead drooling 1118 00:55:52,271 --> 00:55:53,704 towards banana republic, 1119 00:55:53,706 --> 00:55:56,006 pushing our carts, dazed, through the market, 1120 00:55:56,008 --> 00:55:57,540 throwing the meat in, 1121 00:55:57,542 --> 00:56:01,611 black blood pooling under so much plastic. 1122 00:56:01,613 --> 00:56:03,513 - That's an interesting image. 1123 00:56:03,515 --> 00:56:06,149 - Which I wouldn't have if I was zonked on that shit. 1124 00:56:06,151 --> 00:56:08,184 I wouldn't feel this hum I've got going, 1125 00:56:08,186 --> 00:56:10,720 clear, sharp, and purposeful, 1126 00:56:10,722 --> 00:56:13,622 like every ion in my body is vibrating with genius. 1127 00:56:13,624 --> 00:56:15,124 - Marijuana is a chemical. 1128 00:56:15,126 --> 00:56:17,159 - It's green and from the earth. 1129 00:56:17,161 --> 00:56:18,360 - But it's a drug, 1130 00:56:18,362 --> 00:56:20,129 a way of dealing with your symptoms. 1131 00:56:20,131 --> 00:56:22,297 - Like the drug you get when you go into a restaurant 1132 00:56:22,299 --> 00:56:23,799 or come home after work 1133 00:56:23,801 --> 00:56:26,101 or offer a stranger the moment they come in your house. 1134 00:56:26,103 --> 00:56:30,705 Our whole social system is built around some drug. 1135 00:56:30,707 --> 00:56:34,609 Most cultures made beer before they had an alphabet. 1136 00:56:34,611 --> 00:56:36,744 - I'm going to ask you some questions, 1137 00:56:36,746 --> 00:56:39,814 and you can just tell me yes or no, okay? 1138 00:56:39,816 --> 00:56:42,316 Do you experience sensations of things 1139 00:56:42,318 --> 00:56:45,652 that are not there? 1140 00:56:45,654 --> 00:56:50,190 Do you hear voices? 1141 00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:54,327 Are you afraid right now? 1142 00:56:58,366 --> 00:57:02,401 - There are times that are wonderful, 1143 00:57:02,403 --> 00:57:05,237 and there are times that are horrible, 1144 00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:08,707 and the wonderful thing is, right now, I feel alive. 1145 00:57:08,709 --> 00:57:11,744 But the terrible thing is that you're not asking me how I feel 1146 00:57:11,746 --> 00:57:13,345 about my father dying. 1147 00:57:13,347 --> 00:57:14,780 - Oh, well, I was going... 1148 00:57:14,782 --> 00:57:17,282 - I feel alone in the universe, 1149 00:57:17,284 --> 00:57:19,517 except for steve. 1150 00:57:23,255 --> 00:57:25,557 - So why do you think you're here? 1151 00:57:28,661 --> 00:57:30,862 - Because I won the lottery. 1152 00:57:30,864 --> 00:57:35,699 Everybody's got their hand out. 1153 00:57:35,701 --> 00:57:37,301 - Now action back to barry with his suited ace. 1154 00:57:37,303 --> 00:57:40,336 80,000 to call to see a flop here. 1155 00:57:40,338 --> 00:57:41,637 And he will have to... 1156 00:57:41,639 --> 00:57:42,738 [CLICK] 1157 00:57:53,316 --> 00:57:55,851 - Yes, yes, you'll clean up later. 1158 00:58:04,260 --> 00:58:05,560 No. 1159 00:58:05,562 --> 00:58:09,697 Motherfucking god damn damn it! 1160 00:58:09,699 --> 00:58:11,632 [SIGHS] 1161 00:58:13,135 --> 00:58:15,136 Look at it, it's huge. 1162 00:58:15,138 --> 00:58:16,871 Leaves and acorns everywhere. 1163 00:58:16,873 --> 00:58:18,606 You gotta get rid of it. 1164 00:58:18,608 --> 00:58:20,641 - The building is called "the oaks." 1165 00:58:20,643 --> 00:58:22,276 it's the only one left. 1166 00:58:22,278 --> 00:58:23,910 - It's just a tree. 1167 00:58:23,912 --> 00:58:25,845 It blocks all the natural light. 1168 00:58:25,847 --> 00:58:28,581 Plus, it decreases the value of my unit. 1169 00:58:28,583 --> 00:58:30,884 I can circulate a petition if you want, 1170 00:58:30,886 --> 00:58:32,919 but you know everybody feels the same, 1171 00:58:32,921 --> 00:58:36,823 and you gotta be sick of cleaning up all this crap. 1172 00:58:36,825 --> 00:58:38,424 - I'll see what I can do. 1173 00:58:38,426 --> 00:58:40,592 - Great. That's all I can ask. 1174 00:58:40,594 --> 00:58:43,862 - Oh, and, steve, thanks for the oriole tickets. 1175 00:58:43,864 --> 00:58:45,864 - Freebies, armin. Don't be impressed. 1176 00:58:52,939 --> 00:58:55,940 - I happen to be in charge here. 1177 00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:02,647 Stop asking me where the debate is, 1178 00:59:02,649 --> 00:59:04,315 'cause I'm not going. - Ben? 1179 00:59:04,317 --> 00:59:06,250 - We all agreed on a starting place, 1180 00:59:06,252 --> 00:59:07,818 and that's where it's gonna be, and it's not about 1181 00:59:07,820 --> 00:59:09,787 who's got the most, it... [KNOCKING] 1182 00:59:09,789 --> 00:59:12,722 - Ben, who's in there with you? 1183 00:59:12,724 --> 00:59:13,924 - Hey. 1184 00:59:13,926 --> 00:59:15,792 - Were you on the phone? 1185 00:59:15,794 --> 00:59:17,894 - No. 1186 00:59:25,603 --> 00:59:29,905 - My diagnosis, as I wrote, is classic bipolar disorder, 1187 00:59:29,907 --> 00:59:31,907 euphoric with schizoid tendencies. 1188 00:59:31,909 --> 00:59:34,944 - [WHISPERING] see, I told you. 1189 00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:36,946 - So in your assessment, dr. Vincent, 1190 00:59:36,948 --> 00:59:40,282 you see mr. Baker as being incapable of understanding 1191 00:59:40,284 --> 00:59:42,551 any consequences for his actions? 1192 00:59:42,553 --> 00:59:44,353 - Yes. 1193 00:59:44,355 --> 00:59:46,387 - That is all we have to say, your honor. 1194 00:59:46,389 --> 00:59:48,623 - Uh, mr. Baker, 1195 00:59:48,625 --> 00:59:50,291 have you been having difficulty 1196 00:59:50,293 --> 00:59:52,360 distinguishing between real and unreal? 1197 00:59:52,362 --> 00:59:53,962 - My whole life. 1198 00:59:56,432 --> 00:59:57,665 - Hmm. 1199 00:59:57,667 --> 00:59:59,801 This is a very serious diagnosis. 1200 00:59:59,803 --> 01:00:01,501 Would you describe him 1201 01:00:01,503 --> 01:00:05,371 as a danger to himself or to other people? 1202 01:00:05,373 --> 01:00:07,406 - Actually, I would say no, 1203 01:00:07,408 --> 01:00:08,975 not at this moment. 1204 01:00:08,977 --> 01:00:11,544 It is, of course, completely possible. 1205 01:00:11,546 --> 01:00:13,412 - Well, I'm prepared to rule on this. 1206 01:00:13,414 --> 01:00:15,348 Mr. baker, ms. Coulter, 1207 01:00:15,350 --> 01:00:17,782 I have to agree with dr. Vincent's finding 1208 01:00:17,784 --> 01:00:19,718 that mr. Baker is... 1209 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:21,653 I'm sorry to talk about you as though you weren't here, 1210 01:00:21,655 --> 01:00:25,457 but this 11-page handwritten brief didn't help, son. 1211 01:00:25,459 --> 01:00:29,261 He is seriously mentally troubled. 1212 01:00:29,263 --> 01:00:31,396 And he's likely to behave with this money 1213 01:00:31,398 --> 01:00:33,665 in an extremely irresponsible manner. 1214 01:00:33,667 --> 01:00:36,800 But hopefully, he won't, because as long as he's not 1215 01:00:36,802 --> 01:00:39,503 a threat to himself or other people, he can 1216 01:00:39,505 --> 01:00:41,672 go out and buy the world's largest hat if he wants. 1217 01:00:41,674 --> 01:00:43,040 [TAPS GAVEL] 1218 01:00:43,042 --> 01:00:44,942 - Your honor, you don't understand. 1219 01:00:44,944 --> 01:00:47,945 - Look, your father could have left his money to his dog. 1220 01:00:47,947 --> 01:00:49,580 The law is crystal clear. 1221 01:00:49,582 --> 01:00:51,314 If the government gets their piece, 1222 01:00:51,316 --> 01:00:54,384 the mandates of the deceased are to be observed. 1223 01:00:56,620 --> 01:00:58,521 - Ben, I'm just looking out for you, I swear. 1224 01:00:58,523 --> 01:01:00,423 - No, I'm looking out for you! 1225 01:01:00,425 --> 01:01:02,425 - Every time I think you're crazy, 1226 01:01:02,427 --> 01:01:05,528 along comes the justice system. 1227 01:01:05,530 --> 01:01:07,529 [UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC] 1228 01:01:07,531 --> 01:01:08,864 - Whoo! 1229 01:01:08,866 --> 01:01:10,632 Is this great or what? 1230 01:01:10,634 --> 01:01:13,602 - Yeah, glenlivet scotch in a shit hole like this? 1231 01:01:13,604 --> 01:01:14,903 - I'm buying everything. 1232 01:01:14,905 --> 01:01:17,606 Bartender, drinks on the house. 1233 01:01:17,608 --> 01:01:19,341 - My man! - Yeah! 1234 01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:20,842 [SCATTERED CHEERS] 1235 01:01:20,844 --> 01:01:22,744 - I am not buying everybody a drink. 1236 01:01:22,746 --> 01:01:25,346 - No, I think he means drinks are on him. 1237 01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:27,715 - What did I say? 1238 01:01:27,717 --> 01:01:29,550 - Hey, hey. 1239 01:01:29,552 --> 01:01:32,420 My mom... my mom just gave me the message. 1240 01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:33,921 Congratulations. - Oh, thanks. 1241 01:01:33,923 --> 01:01:35,790 It means so much. - Yeah. 1242 01:01:35,792 --> 01:01:37,091 - I don't know if you ever met my friend, steve dallas. 1243 01:01:37,093 --> 01:01:38,993 Steve, this is zed starkovitch. - Hi. 1244 01:01:38,995 --> 01:01:40,560 - He's kind of the chief administrator 1245 01:01:40,562 --> 01:01:42,095 of the whole omega society. 1246 01:01:42,097 --> 01:01:44,531 - I guess we should be saying congratulations to you. 1247 01:01:44,533 --> 01:01:48,335 Can we get another beer? 1248 01:01:48,337 --> 01:01:51,838 - To transforming society from within. 1249 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:55,675 To being a tapeworm gnawing on its intestines, 1250 01:01:55,677 --> 01:01:58,610 sucking and feeding on the bile and waste, 1251 01:01:58,612 --> 01:02:01,447 growing stronger every minute. 1252 01:02:01,449 --> 01:02:03,949 - Okay, I'm gonna let you two celebrate. 1253 01:02:03,951 --> 01:02:06,719 Zed, can your mom take you and ben home? 1254 01:02:06,721 --> 01:02:09,988 - My mom's blind. 1255 01:02:09,990 --> 01:02:12,790 - I'm bottling this moment. 1256 01:02:12,792 --> 01:02:15,026 ♪ ♪ 1257 01:02:15,028 --> 01:02:19,530 - ♪ Walking on the dark side of the moon ♪ 1258 01:02:19,532 --> 01:02:20,998 ♪ I'm a loser, I'm a boozer ♪ 1259 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,500 - [WHISTLES] 1260 01:02:24,803 --> 01:02:26,037 [BOSTON'S FOREPLAY/LONG TIME] 1261 01:02:26,039 --> 01:02:28,839 - ♪ I should be going yeah ♪ 1262 01:02:28,841 --> 01:02:31,941 ♪ And time doesn't wait for me ♪ 1263 01:02:31,943 --> 01:02:37,413 ♪ It keeps on rolling ♪ 1264 01:02:37,415 --> 01:02:40,483 ♪ Sail on ♪ 1265 01:02:40,485 --> 01:02:43,986 ♪ On a distant highway yeah ♪ 1266 01:02:43,988 --> 01:02:45,720 - You done celebrating? 1267 01:02:45,722 --> 01:02:48,590 - You gotta come out here. You've gotta see this. 1268 01:02:48,592 --> 01:02:51,159 - Where's ben? - Still hanging out. 1269 01:02:51,161 --> 01:02:53,828 Look at all these stars. 1270 01:02:53,830 --> 01:02:55,397 Have you seen this? 1271 01:02:55,399 --> 01:02:57,866 - Yeah. 1272 01:02:57,868 --> 01:03:00,869 Yeah, I have. Pretty great. 1273 01:03:00,871 --> 01:03:04,838 ♪ ♪ 1274 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,174 - ♪ Well, I'm taking my time ♪ 1275 01:03:07,176 --> 01:03:10,110 - ♪ I'm just moving on ♪ 1276 01:03:10,112 --> 01:03:13,046 ♪ You'll forget about me after I've been gone ♪ 1277 01:03:13,048 --> 01:03:15,149 - ♪ And I take what I find ♪ 1278 01:03:15,151 --> 01:03:16,950 - Can you dance? 1279 01:03:16,952 --> 01:03:20,086 - You can't handle it. 1280 01:03:20,088 --> 01:03:22,722 ♪ ♪ 1281 01:03:22,724 --> 01:03:24,991 - ♪ Yeah-ah ♪ 1282 01:03:24,993 --> 01:03:27,460 [MUSIC STOPS] 1283 01:03:27,462 --> 01:03:28,761 - Come over here. 1284 01:03:39,038 --> 01:03:42,040 What is this? 1285 01:03:42,042 --> 01:03:43,775 - What are you talking about, "this"? 1286 01:03:43,777 --> 01:03:46,645 - Don't mess with me. This. 1287 01:03:46,647 --> 01:03:49,581 This place and you and you. 1288 01:03:49,583 --> 01:03:50,882 Your face. 1289 01:03:50,884 --> 01:03:53,017 - [LAUGHS] 1290 01:03:53,019 --> 01:03:54,685 I don't know what to say. 1291 01:03:54,687 --> 01:03:56,587 - Because you like me. 1292 01:04:07,098 --> 01:04:10,600 What? 1293 01:04:10,602 --> 01:04:12,869 Kiss me again or slap me or something, 1294 01:04:12,871 --> 01:04:15,638 but you've gotta stop looking at me all beautiful like that, 1295 01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:19,909 or you're gonna get more of this. 1296 01:04:19,911 --> 01:04:21,945 So you'd like more? 1297 01:04:21,947 --> 01:04:24,746 - I don't know. 1298 01:04:24,748 --> 01:04:25,981 I don't know who you are. 1299 01:04:25,983 --> 01:04:28,717 - Ugh. I know it's horrible, 1300 01:04:28,719 --> 01:04:31,653 but this is really it. This is who I am. 1301 01:04:31,655 --> 01:04:33,222 There's some good in it, I promise. 1302 01:04:33,224 --> 01:04:35,724 I have hobbies and stuff. I always pick up the check. 1303 01:04:35,726 --> 01:04:38,660 - You're stoned. You're always stoned. 1304 01:04:38,662 --> 01:04:40,128 - Actually, I'm drunk right now, 1305 01:04:40,130 --> 01:04:42,196 but again, that's part of who I am. 1306 01:04:42,198 --> 01:04:44,832 My personal ad: "loves to have a good time." 1307 01:04:44,834 --> 01:04:46,033 that's what I mean. 1308 01:04:46,035 --> 01:04:47,869 I eat life out of the big box. 1309 01:04:47,871 --> 01:04:50,004 I'm not hiding out here in the sticks 1310 01:04:50,006 --> 01:04:52,173 or wherever it is you're going to next. 1311 01:04:52,175 --> 01:04:53,941 - Doesn't it seem strange 1312 01:04:53,943 --> 01:04:57,009 that someone who eats life like you do, 1313 01:04:57,011 --> 01:05:00,045 who has it all, is trying to escape it? 1314 01:05:00,047 --> 01:05:01,747 - I like you. 1315 01:05:01,749 --> 01:05:04,283 - I bet you haven't had an interaction with anyone 1316 01:05:04,285 --> 01:05:07,253 in the last ten years that wasn't warped somehow. 1317 01:05:07,255 --> 01:05:10,122 My guess is you've got 1318 01:05:10,124 --> 01:05:12,124 some kind of free fall going on in there, 1319 01:05:12,126 --> 01:05:15,059 but you hide it all under this veil of charm 1320 01:05:15,061 --> 01:05:17,996 that people prefer to real interaction. 1321 01:05:17,998 --> 01:05:20,598 I don't. 1322 01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,767 - You think I'm charming? 1323 01:05:27,706 --> 01:05:29,040 Just to be clear, 1324 01:05:29,042 --> 01:05:33,210 if I'm sober, you're interested? 1325 01:05:33,212 --> 01:05:34,878 - Good night. 1326 01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:37,881 [GENTLE MUSIC] 1327 01:05:37,883 --> 01:05:44,955 ♪ ♪ 1328 01:05:54,731 --> 01:05:57,867 - People treat the environment like it's a big toilet. 1329 01:05:57,869 --> 01:05:59,735 They can dump everything they don't want, 1330 01:05:59,737 --> 01:06:02,138 flush it down, and they're never gonna see it again. 1331 01:06:02,140 --> 01:06:05,040 - Who the hell do you think you are? 1332 01:06:05,042 --> 01:06:06,274 - Excuse me? 1333 01:06:06,276 --> 01:06:08,076 - People get a little bit of money, 1334 01:06:08,078 --> 01:06:11,813 all of a sudden, they think everything they say is true. 1335 01:06:11,815 --> 01:06:13,748 You're still a big fat nothing. 1336 01:06:13,750 --> 01:06:15,150 - What? 1337 01:06:15,152 --> 01:06:17,052 - You're just a crazy jack-off 1338 01:06:17,054 --> 01:06:19,753 making bullshit plans that'll never amount to anything, 1339 01:06:19,755 --> 01:06:21,155 because that's what you are. 1340 01:06:21,157 --> 01:06:22,356 Nothing. 1341 01:06:22,358 --> 01:06:25,659 [ROCK MUSIC] 1342 01:06:25,661 --> 01:06:27,661 Ah! [POOL CUE CLATTERS] 1343 01:06:27,663 --> 01:06:28,996 - Who are you? 1344 01:06:28,998 --> 01:06:30,864 Who do you think you are? 1345 01:06:30,866 --> 01:06:33,033 - Oh, god! - Jesus christ! 1346 01:06:33,035 --> 01:06:34,902 ♪ ♪ 1347 01:06:34,904 --> 01:06:36,135 Hey, what the fuck's wrong with you? 1348 01:06:36,137 --> 01:06:37,670 - Did you hear what he said to me? 1349 01:06:37,672 --> 01:06:39,305 - I just ordered a beer. - Ben, I heard him, man. 1350 01:06:39,307 --> 01:06:41,908 That's all he said. - You're fucking crazy, man. 1351 01:06:41,910 --> 01:06:43,142 ♪ ♪ 1352 01:06:43,144 --> 01:06:45,845 - ♪ Get after your heart ♪ 1353 01:06:45,847 --> 01:06:48,881 ♪ And hold you gently by your hand ♪ 1354 01:06:48,883 --> 01:06:50,049 [POLICE SIREN WHOOPS] 1355 01:06:55,955 --> 01:07:00,726 - So you talk to the doctor, and I'll talk to slocum. 1356 01:07:00,728 --> 01:07:03,128 - He's okay? 1357 01:07:03,130 --> 01:07:06,832 - Yeah. Couple of stitches. 1358 01:07:06,834 --> 01:07:09,333 - Tell him I'm really sorry. 1359 01:07:11,403 --> 01:07:13,270 - Solomon, why don't you have a seat 1360 01:07:13,272 --> 01:07:15,006 while your dad and I have a word? 1361 01:07:15,008 --> 01:07:18,175 Ben, I'll be with you in a minute. 1362 01:07:18,177 --> 01:07:19,644 - I'm gonna get us some coffee. 1363 01:07:19,646 --> 01:07:21,978 I'll run you home after. 1364 01:07:34,057 --> 01:07:35,424 - Hey. 1365 01:07:35,426 --> 01:07:37,960 - Hi. 1366 01:07:39,796 --> 01:07:41,663 - You ever read this shit? 1367 01:07:41,665 --> 01:07:44,832 I mean, every issue is exactly the same. 1368 01:07:44,834 --> 01:07:46,934 - I guess. 1369 01:07:46,936 --> 01:07:48,403 - I mean, look at this, 1370 01:07:48,405 --> 01:07:51,205 why do you need a toothbrush on a desert island? 1371 01:07:57,845 --> 01:08:00,781 Why are you here? 1372 01:08:00,783 --> 01:08:04,751 - Because I talk to god. 1373 01:08:04,753 --> 01:08:07,120 - Oh, really? 1374 01:08:10,258 --> 01:08:12,426 - Why are you here? 1375 01:08:12,428 --> 01:08:15,027 - Me? I don't know. 1376 01:08:16,997 --> 01:08:19,065 They want me to take some medication, 1377 01:08:19,067 --> 01:08:22,068 be like everybody else. 1378 01:08:28,775 --> 01:08:32,043 - Solomon, we'll see you again on thursday, okay? 1379 01:08:32,045 --> 01:08:34,779 - Ben, shall we? 1380 01:08:37,883 --> 01:08:40,285 - [WHISPERING] god wants you to take your medicine. 1381 01:08:57,202 --> 01:09:00,738 [INDISTINCT DISPATCHER CHATTER] 1382 01:09:00,740 --> 01:09:03,740 [GENTLE MUSIC] 1383 01:09:03,742 --> 01:09:10,813 ♪ ♪ 1384 01:09:21,224 --> 01:09:26,762 - ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1385 01:09:26,764 --> 01:09:31,433 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1386 01:09:31,435 --> 01:09:35,237 [CAR DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING] 1387 01:09:36,438 --> 01:09:37,838 - Seatbelt. 1388 01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:42,009 [ENGINE STARTS] 1389 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:49,082 ♪ ♪ 1390 01:09:50,017 --> 01:09:57,022 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1391 01:09:57,024 --> 01:10:04,096 ♪ ♪ 1392 01:10:06,432 --> 01:10:09,100 - He's still asleep. 1393 01:10:09,102 --> 01:10:12,103 - It's incredible that a woman with such a great hangover cure 1394 01:10:12,105 --> 01:10:13,971 can be against drinking. 1395 01:10:13,973 --> 01:10:18,543 - I'm not against drinking. Do you remember sam at all? 1396 01:10:18,545 --> 01:10:19,977 - Have you talked to terry? 1397 01:10:19,979 --> 01:10:21,979 - She doesn't know what to do. 1398 01:10:21,981 --> 01:10:24,382 - She's just gonna wait till it doesn't look so bad, 1399 01:10:24,384 --> 01:10:26,082 which means it's over. 1400 01:10:26,084 --> 01:10:27,984 - I think even ben knows that. 1401 01:10:27,986 --> 01:10:30,153 - Well, I guess you could come back to the city with me... 1402 01:10:30,155 --> 01:10:31,855 and I know what you're gonna say about cities, 1403 01:10:31,857 --> 01:10:34,424 but it's annapolis, really not even a city. 1404 01:10:34,426 --> 01:10:36,459 - Why would I go with you? 1405 01:10:36,461 --> 01:10:38,862 - What about dinner? Can I stay? 1406 01:10:38,864 --> 01:10:40,263 Can we think that far ahead? 1407 01:10:40,265 --> 01:10:41,531 - What about your job? 1408 01:10:41,533 --> 01:10:43,933 - I can't face doing the weather 1409 01:10:43,935 --> 01:10:47,236 in this completely unadulterated, unpolluted state. 1410 01:10:47,238 --> 01:10:50,206 Plus, every time I leave here, something terrible happens. 1411 01:10:50,208 --> 01:10:52,441 - He's a grown man. 1412 01:10:52,443 --> 01:10:55,110 I mean, it's admirable, but I don't think 1413 01:10:55,112 --> 01:10:57,079 the issues of his life are your problem. 1414 01:10:57,081 --> 01:10:58,580 - My problem? You just spent 1415 01:10:58,582 --> 01:11:00,415 the last five years taking care of methuselah. 1416 01:11:00,417 --> 01:11:01,916 - We were married. 1417 01:11:01,918 --> 01:11:03,451 - See, nobody believes in friendship. 1418 01:11:03,453 --> 01:11:06,354 People talk about it, you see it on tv... 1419 01:11:06,356 --> 01:11:10,024 people drop by, go to the doctor together, 1420 01:11:10,026 --> 01:11:15,429 no one eats alone... but most people are alone. 1421 01:11:15,431 --> 01:11:17,364 That's the thing about friendship, 1422 01:11:17,366 --> 01:11:19,533 it's a lot rarer than love, 1423 01:11:19,535 --> 01:11:23,070 because there's nothing in it for anybody. 1424 01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:28,909 - They're just two forms of the same thing. 1425 01:11:31,612 --> 01:11:33,312 - Don't you want me to stay for dinner? 1426 01:11:33,314 --> 01:11:36,382 I'll let you cook. Just go easy on the sherry. 1427 01:11:36,384 --> 01:11:37,950 Remember our agreement. 1428 01:11:37,952 --> 01:11:39,986 - We don't have an agreement. 1429 01:11:41,588 --> 01:11:45,524 Do you like chicken? - Like? Try love. 1430 01:11:45,526 --> 01:11:48,126 [LAUGHS] 1431 01:11:50,897 --> 01:11:52,430 - Go get one. 1432 01:11:52,432 --> 01:11:56,134 - You want me to kill someone at the store for it? 1433 01:11:57,536 --> 01:11:59,571 Are you kidding? 1434 01:11:59,573 --> 01:12:02,107 - Go on, take it. 1435 01:12:02,109 --> 01:12:03,950 You want to be here? Be here. 1436 01:12:18,622 --> 01:12:24,026 [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 1437 01:12:24,028 --> 01:12:26,662 - Just like picking out a lobster. 1438 01:12:28,631 --> 01:12:33,035 [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 1439 01:12:36,105 --> 01:12:40,308 [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 1440 01:12:41,643 --> 01:12:45,413 God damn it. 1441 01:12:49,651 --> 01:12:52,320 [CHICKEN SQUAWKING] 1442 01:13:05,666 --> 01:13:12,738 [CHICKEN SQUAWKING] 1443 01:13:19,212 --> 01:13:25,751 [CHICKEN SQUAWKING] 1444 01:13:30,222 --> 01:13:33,124 [CHICKEN SQUAWKING] ah, it's okay. 1445 01:13:35,127 --> 01:13:37,061 Okay. 1446 01:13:37,063 --> 01:13:38,529 [CHICKEN SQUAWKING] it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 1447 01:13:38,531 --> 01:13:40,498 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 1448 01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:43,734 It's... it's all right. It's gonna be okay. 1449 01:13:43,736 --> 01:13:46,670 [CHICKEN WHINES] 1450 01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:48,572 Who am I kidding? 1451 01:14:02,586 --> 01:14:04,687 [CHICKEN SQUAWKING] oh, shit, I'm so sorry. 1452 01:14:04,689 --> 01:14:08,357 I'm sorry. Oh, fuck. [SQUAWKING, FLUTTERING] 1453 01:14:08,359 --> 01:14:10,793 Shit! oh. 1454 01:14:12,763 --> 01:14:19,334 [CHICKENS SQUAWKING] 1455 01:14:19,336 --> 01:14:21,736 Jesus. 1456 01:14:21,738 --> 01:14:28,810 [CHICKENS SQUAWKING] 1457 01:14:47,694 --> 01:14:52,097 [WIND CHIMES CHIMING] 1458 01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:03,442 - Dinner! 1459 01:15:11,183 --> 01:15:12,783 - Is that him? 1460 01:15:12,785 --> 01:15:14,618 - Her. 1461 01:15:14,620 --> 01:15:16,620 - Smells pretty good. 1462 01:15:18,824 --> 01:15:20,324 - Hey, everybody. 1463 01:15:23,427 --> 01:15:27,297 - I feel like we should say grace or something. 1464 01:15:30,568 --> 01:15:32,569 - Steve? - Fine, fine! 1465 01:15:32,571 --> 01:15:35,371 I killed the chicken! Am I supposed to feel bad about that? 1466 01:15:35,373 --> 01:15:36,639 I mean, people do it every day. 1467 01:15:36,641 --> 01:15:38,407 - No, they really don't. 1468 01:15:38,409 --> 01:15:40,476 - Well, then, how am I supposed to feel? 1469 01:15:40,478 --> 01:15:44,413 - I don't know. Grateful, maybe. 1470 01:15:45,548 --> 01:15:47,483 - Oh. 1471 01:15:55,491 --> 01:15:58,759 Right. um... 1472 01:15:58,761 --> 01:16:03,831 thank you, god, and this chicken, of course, 1473 01:16:03,833 --> 01:16:08,169 who made the ultimate sacrifice, 1474 01:16:08,171 --> 01:16:12,906 uh... in harm's way. 1475 01:16:15,877 --> 01:16:17,911 Amen. 1476 01:16:17,913 --> 01:16:20,914 - Great, let's eat. 1477 01:16:22,350 --> 01:16:25,852 Would you? 1478 01:16:34,461 --> 01:16:37,863 - I thought I was gonna have a problem with this, but, 1479 01:16:37,865 --> 01:16:40,866 damn, that's a juicy bird. 1480 01:16:41,902 --> 01:16:44,669 - It does smell really good. 1481 01:16:48,507 --> 01:16:51,809 - You want some? 1482 01:16:51,811 --> 01:16:54,479 - Yeah, I think I do. 1483 01:17:15,933 --> 01:17:17,332 - Ben? 1484 01:17:21,904 --> 01:17:24,639 Okay, so you got my phone number. 1485 01:17:24,641 --> 01:17:28,710 Oh. Here, take it. It's my last one. 1486 01:17:28,712 --> 01:17:29,978 I'm gonna lay off for a while. 1487 01:17:29,980 --> 01:17:31,780 - What am I gonna do with one joint? 1488 01:17:31,782 --> 01:17:34,315 - Yeah, better try and get by, but when I come back, 1489 01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:37,318 I'm bringing you the biggest bag of dope you've ever seen. 1490 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:39,220 - I don't think so. - Okay, maybe you've seen 1491 01:17:39,222 --> 01:17:41,655 a bigger one, but I'm bringing a lot. 1492 01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:43,991 - Do what you want. I don't know where I'll be. 1493 01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:46,460 - That's kind of ominous, 1494 01:17:46,462 --> 01:17:48,462 and because of its non-sequitur nature, 1495 01:17:48,464 --> 01:17:50,396 I'm going to take that as a "yes" on the weed. 1496 01:17:50,398 --> 01:17:52,865 - Why don't you take all of this as clarity? 1497 01:17:52,867 --> 01:17:54,534 You don't have to come back, okay? 1498 01:17:54,536 --> 01:17:56,636 - Suddenly, you're gonna get your own weed? 1499 01:17:56,638 --> 01:17:58,304 - Look, I'm done. That's it, it's over. 1500 01:17:58,306 --> 01:18:00,006 - What are you talking about? 1501 01:18:00,008 --> 01:18:01,674 - I'm talking about... 1502 01:18:01,676 --> 01:18:03,877 we took the ski lift to the top of the mountain. 1503 01:18:03,878 --> 01:18:06,712 We got off. You're going one way and I'm going the other. 1504 01:18:06,714 --> 01:18:08,947 - There's only one way to go, down. 1505 01:18:08,949 --> 01:18:10,349 You can't get on the lift without me. 1506 01:18:10,351 --> 01:18:11,683 In fact, you can't even ski. 1507 01:18:11,685 --> 01:18:13,852 - I can ski. - When have you been skiing? 1508 01:18:13,854 --> 01:18:16,822 You told that girl you could ski and I backed you up on it, 1509 01:18:16,824 --> 01:18:19,258 but you'd never been skiing. Then you told her 1510 01:18:19,260 --> 01:18:21,593 you'd never been skiing and you sold me out, remember? 1511 01:18:21,595 --> 01:18:24,428 - Forget about skiing! You're talking stupid shit! 1512 01:18:24,430 --> 01:18:26,530 I need you to take this seriously for once. 1513 01:18:26,532 --> 01:18:28,332 Take something seriously! 1514 01:18:28,334 --> 01:18:31,402 - Oh, I get it. You're strong. All has been revealed. 1515 01:18:31,404 --> 01:18:32,837 - I'm just saying this is my problem 1516 01:18:32,839 --> 01:18:34,538 and you're exacerbating it! 1517 01:18:34,540 --> 01:18:36,907 - You are truly batshit. - I'm sure it's scary 1518 01:18:36,909 --> 01:18:39,276 to take fixing me off your list of things to do, 1519 01:18:39,278 --> 01:18:40,844 because all that's left is fixing you. 1520 01:18:40,846 --> 01:18:43,780 - Oh, wow. Thank you for that. 1521 01:18:43,782 --> 01:18:45,582 Yeah, 'cause I'm the selfish one here. 1522 01:18:45,584 --> 01:18:47,484 There's no chance you're the asshole. 1523 01:18:47,486 --> 01:18:50,954 - Look, you don't know me and you don't owe me, okay? 1524 01:18:50,956 --> 01:18:53,823 - Well, if you feel the need to punch me in the balls, 1525 01:18:53,825 --> 01:18:56,759 knock yourself out. I'll try and clear my schedule 1526 01:18:56,761 --> 01:18:59,561 for the next time the clarity wears off. 1527 01:19:01,498 --> 01:19:04,600 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1528 01:19:04,602 --> 01:19:07,002 - Hey. - Are you going? 1529 01:19:07,004 --> 01:19:08,771 - Yeah, I gotta get back. 1530 01:19:08,773 --> 01:19:10,339 - Oh. 1531 01:19:10,341 --> 01:19:12,774 - I got the job, you know. 1532 01:19:12,776 --> 01:19:15,076 - No, of course. 1533 01:19:15,078 --> 01:19:17,312 - You don't want to walk me to the car? 1534 01:19:17,314 --> 01:19:19,047 - Well, if you're leaving, you're leaving. 1535 01:19:19,049 --> 01:19:20,682 I mean, I can call you or something. 1536 01:19:20,684 --> 01:19:22,483 - Do you not want me to go? 1537 01:19:22,485 --> 01:19:24,852 - Well, it's not gonna be easy here, 1538 01:19:24,854 --> 01:19:27,587 and not because I'm pining for you. 1539 01:19:27,589 --> 01:19:30,389 I mean, you know I'm not gonna leave. 1540 01:19:30,391 --> 01:19:34,427 You're counting on it, so really, you're just using me. 1541 01:19:34,429 --> 01:19:38,464 And throw in the fact that maybe I do have feelings. 1542 01:19:38,466 --> 01:19:40,499 - Oh, god, so do I. 1543 01:19:40,501 --> 01:19:42,068 - No. 1544 01:19:42,070 --> 01:19:44,669 Half a day of sobriety isn't gonna open that door. 1545 01:19:44,671 --> 01:19:47,405 - Well, you can still walk me outside, you know. 1546 01:19:47,407 --> 01:19:49,040 No funny business, I promise. 1547 01:19:49,042 --> 01:19:50,742 - You should go. 1548 01:19:50,744 --> 01:19:52,811 I'll stay here until I feel okay about going 1549 01:19:52,813 --> 01:19:55,413 so you can feel okay about going. 1550 01:19:59,985 --> 01:20:02,986 [GENTLE MUSIC] 1551 01:20:02,988 --> 01:20:04,788 ♪ ♪ 1552 01:20:04,790 --> 01:20:07,691 - ♪ Ahh ♪ 1553 01:20:07,693 --> 01:20:14,031 ♪ Ah ah ♪ 1554 01:20:14,033 --> 01:20:18,668 ♪ Ah ooh ooh ♪ 1555 01:20:18,670 --> 01:20:21,104 - Now about this tropical depression 1556 01:20:21,106 --> 01:20:24,374 brewing off the florida keys... it's too early to tell 1557 01:20:24,376 --> 01:20:28,010 if this gulf air will hold and create hurricane conditions, 1558 01:20:28,012 --> 01:20:31,381 so victoria, we will keep an eye on that. 1559 01:20:31,383 --> 01:20:34,816 - Thank you, steve. We certainly will. 1560 01:20:41,124 --> 01:20:45,694 - Dallas? Steve dallas? - Yes, mein fuhrer. 1561 01:20:45,696 --> 01:20:47,129 - you know, for a second out there, 1562 01:20:47,131 --> 01:20:49,798 I thought you were sober, then I realized 1563 01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,866 you're probably on some drug I've never even heard of. 1564 01:20:51,868 --> 01:20:53,601 - Look at this shit. 1565 01:20:53,603 --> 01:20:56,103 Why don't they just get us tubes, like astronauts? 1566 01:20:56,105 --> 01:20:58,739 - I don't know. The sandwiches are pretty good. 1567 01:20:58,741 --> 01:21:00,408 - Chicken bologna? 1568 01:21:00,410 --> 01:21:02,076 Do you have any idea where that even comes from? 1569 01:21:02,078 --> 01:21:04,645 - Yeah, a chicken. 1570 01:21:04,647 --> 01:21:08,114 - It's a lot harder than that. 1571 01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:14,821 - I didn't know you painted. 1572 01:21:14,823 --> 01:21:18,958 - I don't really, but somehow, tracing these lines 1573 01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:21,194 is really gonna help me remember this place. 1574 01:21:21,196 --> 01:21:22,828 'Cause, let's face it, next time I come back, 1575 01:21:22,830 --> 01:21:24,129 it probably won't be here. 1576 01:21:24,131 --> 01:21:27,132 - Thanks for cheering me up. 1577 01:21:27,134 --> 01:21:30,836 - Try it. 1578 01:21:39,812 --> 01:21:42,613 - I really screwed up. 1579 01:21:42,615 --> 01:21:47,485 - It wasn't in your control. 1580 01:21:47,487 --> 01:21:50,855 - Gauguin packed up as far from this crap hole as possible, 1581 01:21:50,857 --> 01:21:54,191 and the world wasn't even 1/10th as polluted as it is now. 1582 01:21:58,562 --> 01:22:01,197 - You feel like packing up? 1583 01:22:01,199 --> 01:22:06,936 - No, I don't even feel that. I just feel like... 1584 01:22:06,938 --> 01:22:10,206 it's a pretty nice day, and I hate myself 1585 01:22:10,208 --> 01:22:14,909 for being the guy that only has that to say. 1586 01:22:26,188 --> 01:22:29,490 - Need another club soda, mr. Dallas? 1587 01:22:29,492 --> 01:22:32,626 - Does anyone ever need another club soda? 1588 01:22:32,628 --> 01:22:34,027 What's going on here? 1589 01:22:34,029 --> 01:22:35,996 - A real estate seminar. 1590 01:22:35,998 --> 01:22:39,666 Lot of ladies trying to change their lives. 1591 01:22:45,606 --> 01:22:48,241 [INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION] 1592 01:23:01,721 --> 01:23:03,221 - Is it good? 1593 01:23:03,223 --> 01:23:05,190 - It's filled with bizarre details 1594 01:23:05,192 --> 01:23:07,626 and super-weird bullshit. 1595 01:23:07,628 --> 01:23:11,530 - You've never read anything you've liked that was like that? 1596 01:23:11,532 --> 01:23:14,833 - It's not me. Actually, it was me. 1597 01:23:14,835 --> 01:23:16,568 That's what makes it so depressing. 1598 01:23:16,570 --> 01:23:20,571 Now it's just this... unfinished, unfocused, unrelenting. 1599 01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:27,177 I'm a guy in the desert who's run towards a mirage. 1600 01:23:27,179 --> 01:23:32,316 I'm still really thirsty and my mouth is full of sand. 1601 01:23:32,318 --> 01:23:34,051 - Write that down. 1602 01:23:34,053 --> 01:23:37,053 - I don't think it's mine. 1603 01:23:37,055 --> 01:23:38,688 - It's gonna take time. 1604 01:23:38,690 --> 01:23:40,757 - I just wish it was some crippling depression, 1605 01:23:40,759 --> 01:23:43,259 instead of this disappointment. 1606 01:23:43,261 --> 01:23:44,861 How do you all live here without looking 1607 01:23:44,863 --> 01:23:46,796 for a high place to jump from? 1608 01:23:46,798 --> 01:23:49,666 - I can't sell you on life. 1609 01:23:49,668 --> 01:23:54,136 - 'Cause there's nothing to it! [SOBS] 1610 01:23:54,138 --> 01:24:01,209 Nothing at all. [SOBS] 1611 01:24:01,711 --> 01:24:05,814 - Life doesn't stand up to thinking. 1612 01:24:05,816 --> 01:24:09,850 Smell the air out there. There are wonders. 1613 01:24:09,852 --> 01:24:14,822 - [SOBBING] 1614 01:24:17,259 --> 01:24:18,992 [SIGHS] 1615 01:24:18,994 --> 01:24:24,163 All I feel is time passing. It's overwhelming. 1616 01:24:25,765 --> 01:24:28,167 I wasted so much. 1617 01:24:28,169 --> 01:24:33,305 I gobbled it all down without even tasting it. 1618 01:24:33,307 --> 01:24:35,107 - So start over. 1619 01:24:35,109 --> 01:24:37,142 - Just like that? 1620 01:25:15,412 --> 01:25:22,685 [FAN WHIRRING] 1621 01:25:50,812 --> 01:25:53,313 [CHUCKLES] 1622 01:26:17,304 --> 01:26:19,337 - [SIGHS] 1623 01:26:19,339 --> 01:26:21,740 I'm sorry, I'm gonna give it ten more minutes, 1624 01:26:21,742 --> 01:26:23,341 if that's okay. 1625 01:26:23,343 --> 01:26:26,344 That's decaf, right? 1626 01:26:35,187 --> 01:26:38,189 - Sorry I'm late. 1627 01:26:42,260 --> 01:26:44,360 - Oh, my god, you shaved. 1628 01:26:44,362 --> 01:26:46,996 - What can I say. You know how erratic I am. 1629 01:26:46,998 --> 01:26:48,932 - What did you want to talk to me about, ben? 1630 01:26:48,934 --> 01:26:50,366 - Actually, I wanted to thank you. 1631 01:26:50,368 --> 01:26:51,967 - Look, I didn't wait 40 minutes 1632 01:26:51,969 --> 01:26:53,469 for you to show up so we could have a fight. 1633 01:26:53,471 --> 01:26:55,471 - Terry, I mean it. I can't help but think 1634 01:26:55,473 --> 01:26:57,272 that even through all this, 1635 01:26:57,274 --> 01:27:01,477 that what dad wanted was for us to deal with all this together. 1636 01:27:01,479 --> 01:27:04,146 - I'm sorry, but I know you're only one sentence away 1637 01:27:04,148 --> 01:27:06,081 from telling me that you want to turn the store 1638 01:27:06,083 --> 01:27:11,419 into an 1850s laundromat that runs on whale oil or something. 1639 01:27:11,421 --> 01:27:13,421 Except god forbid anybody hurt a whale. 1640 01:27:13,423 --> 01:27:16,824 - [LAUGHS] no. 1641 01:27:16,826 --> 01:27:18,426 I have become... [CHUCKLES] 1642 01:27:18,428 --> 01:27:20,828 Acutely aware of my limitations, 1643 01:27:20,830 --> 01:27:23,131 and I guess what I'm saying is, is that 1644 01:27:23,133 --> 01:27:27,033 whatever you have in mind, I'm okay with. 1645 01:27:27,035 --> 01:27:29,169 - Excuse me? Are you wearing a wire? 1646 01:27:29,171 --> 01:27:31,404 - I'm serious. 1647 01:27:31,406 --> 01:27:34,474 - Well, I've been tossing around the idea 1648 01:27:34,476 --> 01:27:36,510 of converting the store into something more modern. 1649 01:27:36,512 --> 01:27:38,345 - And profitable? - Is that a sin? 1650 01:27:38,347 --> 01:27:40,347 - No, that's good, that's what I wanted to hear, 1651 01:27:40,349 --> 01:27:42,114 because I have some plans for the farm. 1652 01:27:42,116 --> 01:27:46,051 - What, give it to angela? [CHUCKLES] perfect. 1653 01:27:46,053 --> 01:27:48,354 - You don't even know her. - Yeah, I know that she has 1654 01:27:48,356 --> 01:27:50,557 some freaky power over all the men in my family, 1655 01:27:50,558 --> 01:27:53,359 and that probably comes from under her sundress. 1656 01:27:53,361 --> 01:28:00,064 - Terry, I'm asking you, please, don't talk about her like that. 1657 01:28:02,401 --> 01:28:05,170 - Okay. 1658 01:28:06,505 --> 01:28:09,107 Okay. 1659 01:28:09,109 --> 01:28:11,242 It's a million dollars of undeveloped land. 1660 01:28:11,244 --> 01:28:13,844 - And that's why I want to have a say about what happens to it. 1661 01:28:13,846 --> 01:28:15,179 - And you get lunch. 1662 01:28:15,181 --> 01:28:17,881 - Look, whatever it takes. 1663 01:28:17,883 --> 01:28:21,385 I just don't want it to be like this anymore. 1664 01:28:29,227 --> 01:28:31,527 - You look just like dad. 1665 01:28:34,097 --> 01:28:37,266 - Okay, we feed in 15 seconds. Come on, people! 1666 01:28:37,268 --> 01:28:39,502 I don't have a fucking image. 1667 01:28:39,504 --> 01:28:41,204 All right, this is a newsroom. 1668 01:28:41,206 --> 01:28:43,472 Can I get some people walking back and forth, please? 1669 01:28:43,474 --> 01:28:46,242 And let's clean up this... oh, forget it. 1670 01:28:46,244 --> 01:28:49,377 - Three, two... 1671 01:28:49,379 --> 01:28:52,347 - as promised, we're continuing to track this storm, 1672 01:28:52,349 --> 01:28:54,149 now, from the national weather service, 1673 01:28:54,151 --> 01:28:56,451 known officially as "hurricane gordon," 1674 01:28:56,453 --> 01:29:00,121 about to make landfall just south of charleston here. 1675 01:29:00,123 --> 01:29:03,924 Expect 85-mile-per-hour winds and flooding, 1676 01:29:03,926 --> 01:29:05,426 2 to 3 inches per hour. 1677 01:29:05,428 --> 01:29:07,228 Now, you folks in the area, 1678 01:29:07,230 --> 01:29:09,229 whether the government makes you or not, 1679 01:29:09,231 --> 01:29:11,297 just get yourselves out of there. 1680 01:29:11,299 --> 01:29:14,100 Your lives are a hell of a lot more important than your houses. 1681 01:29:14,102 --> 01:29:17,904 This is steve dallas in the channel 18 storm center. 1682 01:29:17,906 --> 01:29:21,240 Stay dry and stay safe. 1683 01:29:21,242 --> 01:29:22,941 - And we're out. 1684 01:29:22,943 --> 01:29:25,143 - Nicely done! Yes! 1685 01:29:25,145 --> 01:29:27,646 I love that bit about the people down in charleston. 1686 01:29:27,648 --> 01:29:29,414 Our local old ladies are gonna cream! 1687 01:29:29,416 --> 01:29:32,150 - And from what delia tells me, this is hell of a storm. 1688 01:29:32,152 --> 01:29:34,052 Those people needed to be warned. 1689 01:29:34,054 --> 01:29:37,121 - Yeah, well, those people lost power six hours ago. 1690 01:29:37,123 --> 01:29:39,557 They're not watching tv. 1691 01:29:39,559 --> 01:29:42,226 - Jesus. Really? 1692 01:29:42,228 --> 01:29:44,228 So why the hell are we doing this? 1693 01:29:44,230 --> 01:29:47,331 - Local people are interested. They might run us national, 1694 01:29:47,333 --> 01:29:51,035 unless those douchebags in baltimore snake us again. 1695 01:29:57,475 --> 01:30:00,143 - I don't want to bother you. - Oh. 1696 01:30:00,145 --> 01:30:03,446 I'm just going through some of your dad's stuff. 1697 01:30:03,448 --> 01:30:06,549 I probably should've buried him in his madras shorts. 1698 01:30:06,551 --> 01:30:09,351 Would have felt more like a vacation. 1699 01:30:09,353 --> 01:30:11,453 - I talked to terry like you suggested. 1700 01:30:11,455 --> 01:30:14,023 - It wasn't bad, right? - It was great. 1701 01:30:14,025 --> 01:30:17,326 And, um, the other night too. 1702 01:30:19,195 --> 01:30:21,196 That really happened, didn't it? 1703 01:30:21,198 --> 01:30:24,366 - Yes. Yes, it did. 1704 01:30:24,368 --> 01:30:26,234 - I can't tell you how much that meant. 1705 01:30:26,236 --> 01:30:29,470 - Well, someone had to welcome you back to the world. 1706 01:30:33,175 --> 01:30:36,411 - How did you end up with my dad? 1707 01:30:36,413 --> 01:30:43,417 - Uh... i guess it was all this. 1708 01:30:43,419 --> 01:30:46,954 It's hard to resist the temptation 1709 01:30:46,956 --> 01:30:49,623 to step into a normal life. 1710 01:30:49,625 --> 01:30:52,392 - I know you told dad you didn't want anything. 1711 01:30:52,394 --> 01:30:55,562 - Yeah, I said that, and I really meant it, 1712 01:30:55,564 --> 01:30:58,397 but you think he would have just given me 1713 01:30:58,399 --> 01:31:00,466 just, like, one little thing. 1714 01:31:00,468 --> 01:31:05,071 Anything, just for sentimental reasons, a gesture. 1715 01:31:05,073 --> 01:31:06,672 - Well, you deserve whatever you want. 1716 01:31:06,674 --> 01:31:09,575 I could try to find a way to... - No, no, no. 1717 01:31:09,577 --> 01:31:11,978 [LAUGHS] not from you. 1718 01:31:11,980 --> 01:31:15,580 I mean, it's sweet, thank you, but... 1719 01:31:15,582 --> 01:31:17,615 it's not the same. 1720 01:31:17,617 --> 01:31:20,251 - I thought, since you know, you didn't know 1721 01:31:20,253 --> 01:31:22,253 what you're going to do, that you could talk to steve 1722 01:31:22,255 --> 01:31:24,155 about the farm and the house. 1723 01:31:24,157 --> 01:31:25,490 I'm sure he doesn't know what he's going to do either. 1724 01:31:25,492 --> 01:31:27,192 - What do you mean? 1725 01:31:27,194 --> 01:31:30,028 - I'm giving this all to dallas. 1726 01:31:30,030 --> 01:31:31,729 - What? 1727 01:31:31,731 --> 01:31:34,364 - I promised it to him after the will. 1728 01:31:34,366 --> 01:31:39,002 - Huh. [CHUCKLES] I didn't know that. 1729 01:31:39,004 --> 01:31:41,437 - It's an odd marriage, but I kind of owed it to him. 1730 01:31:41,439 --> 01:31:45,675 Why? Did you want it? - No. Mm-mmm. 1731 01:31:45,677 --> 01:31:50,112 - Are you okay? - Sure. You? 1732 01:31:50,114 --> 01:31:52,581 - Yeah. Terry's gonna help me find a smaller place. 1733 01:31:56,319 --> 01:31:59,287 I'll never forget how you held this family together. 1734 01:32:17,272 --> 01:32:19,473 [BEEP] - It's me. 1735 01:32:19,475 --> 01:32:20,774 I hope I'm using this right. 1736 01:32:20,776 --> 01:32:22,475 It keeps asking me to press star, 1737 01:32:22,477 --> 01:32:25,345 which I don't think we have on this phone. 1738 01:32:25,347 --> 01:32:27,113 Oh, there it is. Listen, man... 1739 01:32:27,115 --> 01:32:29,716 [BEEP] 1740 01:32:29,718 --> 01:32:31,484 Listen, man, I know we haven't talked. 1741 01:32:31,486 --> 01:32:33,353 I'm just gonna say it because it keeps cutting me off. 1742 01:32:33,355 --> 01:32:36,122 I miss you. I've been thinking about things, 1743 01:32:36,124 --> 01:32:37,756 and I want to make good on things, 1744 01:32:37,758 --> 01:32:42,528 and I know angela miss... [BEEP] 1745 01:32:42,530 --> 01:32:44,530 Okay, now, I gotta talk fast 'cause if I stop talking, 1746 01:32:44,532 --> 01:32:46,365 the thing will cut me off. All I wanted to say was 1747 01:32:46,367 --> 01:32:48,400 come down if you're ever free, and I'm good. Bye. 1748 01:32:48,402 --> 01:32:49,768 [BEEP] 1749 01:32:49,770 --> 01:32:52,704 [DIALING BEEPS] 1750 01:32:52,706 --> 01:32:55,440 Hello... [BEEPS] 1751 01:32:57,276 --> 01:33:00,144 - Morning, slugger. Four reports in six hours, 1752 01:33:00,146 --> 01:33:01,646 a station manager's wet dream. 1753 01:33:01,648 --> 01:33:04,282 You got two hours to get cleaned up for your 12:30. 1754 01:33:04,284 --> 01:33:07,518 - That's it, I'm done. - What? 1755 01:33:07,520 --> 01:33:10,720 - I think it's time you find a new entertainment reporter, 1756 01:33:10,722 --> 01:33:14,391 someone who's comfortable with what a waste of time this is, 1757 01:33:14,393 --> 01:33:16,193 someone who isn't aware of the fact 1758 01:33:16,195 --> 01:33:19,496 that any six-year-old can stick their arm out the window 1759 01:33:19,498 --> 01:33:22,365 and tell you what it's gonna be like today. 1760 01:33:22,367 --> 01:33:27,136 Dave, I would like to introduce you to delia, 1761 01:33:27,138 --> 01:33:28,838 an actual meteorologist, 1762 01:33:28,840 --> 01:33:31,540 and yes, she doesn't look like miss america, 1763 01:33:31,542 --> 01:33:34,810 she looks like someone who went to m.i.t., because she did. 1764 01:33:34,812 --> 01:33:37,246 - Can't you ever just make it easy? 1765 01:33:37,248 --> 01:33:40,516 Do you have to suck the good out of everything? 1766 01:33:40,518 --> 01:33:43,751 - Good luck, sweetheart. 1767 01:33:43,753 --> 01:33:45,753 - [SCOFFS] 1768 01:33:45,755 --> 01:33:49,591 - He kissed me. 1769 01:33:49,593 --> 01:33:52,594 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC] 1770 01:33:52,596 --> 01:33:59,665 ♪ ♪ 1771 01:34:14,615 --> 01:34:16,648 - "Amish farms super store"? 1772 01:34:16,650 --> 01:34:18,783 - Yes, but without the question mark. 1773 01:34:18,785 --> 01:34:21,820 - If you believed in anything, you would realize 1774 01:34:21,822 --> 01:34:23,455 this is why people go to hell. 1775 01:34:23,457 --> 01:34:24,823 - Have you talked to ben? 1776 01:34:24,825 --> 01:34:27,459 - Ben agreed to this? Underground parking? 1777 01:34:27,461 --> 01:34:30,295 - Honestly, we spoke in rational means as a family, 1778 01:34:30,297 --> 01:34:32,329 and this was the decision that we made, 1779 01:34:32,331 --> 01:34:34,532 and luckily for both of us, you're not part of the family. 1780 01:34:34,534 --> 01:34:37,201 - No, no, congratulations, you won, and I don't mean 1781 01:34:37,203 --> 01:34:39,737 the battle over the will, I mean for biggest twat of the year. 1782 01:34:39,739 --> 01:34:42,873 - Boy, you really don't know how to talk to a woman 1783 01:34:42,875 --> 01:34:44,575 you're not trying to screw. 1784 01:34:44,577 --> 01:34:47,378 Ben and I reconciled, and your opposition to that 1785 01:34:47,380 --> 01:34:49,779 makes me feel like you just don't want to be alone 1786 01:34:49,781 --> 01:34:52,815 in whatever weed-powered dance you two have shared 1787 01:34:52,817 --> 01:34:54,651 for the last 25 years. 1788 01:34:54,653 --> 01:34:56,486 - I want him to get better. 1789 01:34:56,488 --> 01:34:59,589 - Then for once, leave him be! 1790 01:34:59,591 --> 01:35:02,892 He's going to have a lifetime of prosperity, 1791 01:35:02,894 --> 01:35:05,727 and I'm sure he and angela will be very happy. 1792 01:35:05,729 --> 01:35:08,197 - What? 1793 01:35:08,199 --> 01:35:11,500 - Maybe it's sick, but those two found each other. 1794 01:35:11,502 --> 01:35:14,369 I know it sounds weird, but I actually believe 1795 01:35:14,371 --> 01:35:17,239 that my brother and my stepmother belong together. 1796 01:35:17,241 --> 01:35:20,342 - What, they're together? Says who? 1797 01:35:20,344 --> 01:35:22,777 - Oh. Steve, they are. 1798 01:35:22,779 --> 01:35:24,712 Sorry, you're gonna have to find someone else 1799 01:35:24,714 --> 01:35:26,681 who's in worse shape than you now. 1800 01:35:26,683 --> 01:35:29,250 - Go fuck yourself. - Go fuck yourself too! 1801 01:35:37,625 --> 01:35:39,859 - Beard. - Yeah, you like it? 1802 01:35:39,861 --> 01:35:41,361 - Is angela here? 1803 01:35:41,363 --> 01:35:42,629 - I don't know if you got my messages. 1804 01:35:42,631 --> 01:35:44,231 That's why I wanted you to come up, 1805 01:35:44,233 --> 01:35:45,765 'cause I wanted to tell you the great news, 1806 01:35:45,767 --> 01:35:47,300 that the farm is yours to do whatever you want with. 1807 01:35:47,302 --> 01:35:49,703 - Fan-fucking-tastic. Angela around? 1808 01:35:49,705 --> 01:35:53,273 - Now, don't be mad, but terry's gonna get the store. 1809 01:35:53,275 --> 01:35:56,242 It's the best way to go. - That is great, great news. 1810 01:35:56,244 --> 01:35:57,509 Do you know where angela is? 1811 01:35:57,511 --> 01:35:59,878 - Are you okay? I think she's upstairs. 1812 01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:01,981 - Upstairs? Where you were just screwing her? 1813 01:36:01,983 --> 01:36:03,882 - What are you talking about? - Oh, I guess I don't know 1814 01:36:03,884 --> 01:36:05,417 if you were just screwing her. 1815 01:36:05,419 --> 01:36:07,019 - that's a weird thing to say! 1816 01:36:07,021 --> 01:36:08,988 - Really? Because it is sick! 1817 01:36:11,390 --> 01:36:14,259 If it isn't amish country's own mary magdalene. 1818 01:36:14,261 --> 01:36:15,760 Did you wash his feet first 1819 01:36:15,762 --> 01:36:17,729 or just pull him down off the cross and bone him? 1820 01:36:17,731 --> 01:36:19,464 - What? - Hold on, calm down. 1821 01:36:19,466 --> 01:36:20,898 You're being very... - No, no, stay out of this, 1822 01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:22,834 I'm warning you, ben. Stay out of this! 1823 01:36:22,836 --> 01:36:25,702 - Why are you angry? - Because you fucked my friend! 1824 01:36:25,704 --> 01:36:28,371 - Who told you that? - Everybody knows! 1825 01:36:28,373 --> 01:36:29,772 - That's none of your business! 1826 01:36:29,774 --> 01:36:31,440 - I guess nothing's none of my business. 1827 01:36:31,442 --> 01:36:33,376 - I never promised you anything. 1828 01:36:33,378 --> 01:36:34,910 You got the farm. Isn't that what you wanted? 1829 01:36:34,912 --> 01:36:36,712 - Stop it! I'm gonna have the two people 1830 01:36:36,714 --> 01:36:39,382 I care about most in the world fight like this! 1831 01:36:39,384 --> 01:36:42,485 You got it all wrong. Now, cool it! 1832 01:36:42,487 --> 01:36:45,987 - Fine. Fine. 1833 01:36:48,357 --> 01:36:50,392 What happened? 1834 01:36:58,701 --> 01:37:01,835 Oh, god. This is so bad. 1835 01:37:01,837 --> 01:37:06,073 You assholes! Both of you, such assholes. 1836 01:37:06,075 --> 01:37:07,508 You don't care about anything. 1837 01:37:07,510 --> 01:37:09,476 Jesus, you know what she means to me! 1838 01:37:09,478 --> 01:37:11,979 - It's not what you think. - I didn't know. 1839 01:37:11,981 --> 01:37:13,847 But it doesn't change anything, I swear. 1840 01:37:13,849 --> 01:37:15,649 - The hell it doesn't! 1841 01:37:15,651 --> 01:37:17,417 I thought I meant something to you. 1842 01:37:17,419 --> 01:37:19,686 - Because I thought you were helping a sick friend, 1843 01:37:19,688 --> 01:37:21,454 not making a real estate deal! 1844 01:37:21,456 --> 01:37:24,991 - What? I was! But aren't I entitled to something? 1845 01:37:24,993 --> 01:37:26,826 - Yes. 1846 01:37:26,828 --> 01:37:29,028 - You don't know where I have been, 1847 01:37:29,030 --> 01:37:31,998 the shit I have done to deserve you. 1848 01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:33,999 [SIGHS] 1849 01:37:44,544 --> 01:37:46,645 - I talked to terry, 1850 01:37:46,647 --> 01:37:50,081 and it's yours to do whatever you want with it. 1851 01:37:50,083 --> 01:37:55,019 I don't know what say except I hope you take a look 1852 01:37:55,021 --> 01:37:57,388 at yourself and realize how much is there. 1853 01:37:59,057 --> 01:38:02,727 Steve, you got to get your shit together. 1854 01:38:10,801 --> 01:38:14,804 - I hope one day you find out what you really care about. 1855 01:38:14,806 --> 01:38:16,806 - I hope one day you learn to solve a problem 1856 01:38:16,808 --> 01:38:19,642 without sleeping with it. 1857 01:38:19,644 --> 01:38:21,077 - What happened between me and ben 1858 01:38:21,079 --> 01:38:24,380 had nothing to do with you or my feelings for you. 1859 01:38:24,382 --> 01:38:26,682 - Oh, come on, you sell all this nature shit 1860 01:38:26,684 --> 01:38:29,084 and honesty and feelings, but you're just 1861 01:38:29,086 --> 01:38:31,987 this empty little girl with no responsibilities 1862 01:38:31,989 --> 01:38:34,123 who gets anything and everybody she wants 1863 01:38:34,125 --> 01:38:36,558 because she's so goddamn pretty. 1864 01:38:36,560 --> 01:38:38,726 And believe me, I know what I'm talking about. 1865 01:38:38,728 --> 01:38:41,162 I do the weather on tv. 1866 01:38:41,164 --> 01:38:44,866 You got a week to get off my land. 1867 01:38:50,104 --> 01:38:53,106 [ENTRY BELL JINGLES] 1868 01:38:53,108 --> 01:38:56,108 [GENTLE MUSIC] 1869 01:38:56,110 --> 01:39:03,182 ♪ ♪ 1870 01:39:03,950 --> 01:39:09,922 - ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1871 01:39:09,924 --> 01:39:16,528 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1872 01:39:16,530 --> 01:39:21,699 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1873 01:39:21,701 --> 01:39:26,504 [CAR HORNS HONKING] 1874 01:39:35,079 --> 01:39:36,847 [CLANGING] 1875 01:39:36,849 --> 01:39:40,517 - I got that. - Thanks. 1876 01:39:43,054 --> 01:39:44,654 You're the new guy? 1877 01:39:44,656 --> 01:39:46,889 Pulled all the strings and got a south unit? 1878 01:39:46,891 --> 01:39:48,724 - Sorry. 1879 01:39:48,726 --> 01:39:52,728 - I'm alli. That's conner. - Ben. 1880 01:40:06,175 --> 01:40:09,878 - Buenos dias. 1881 01:40:14,750 --> 01:40:17,184 You wanted to see me? - Wanted to see you? 1882 01:40:17,186 --> 01:40:19,920 I was calling you... what is that? 1883 01:40:19,922 --> 01:40:22,890 - last one in the case. You're out of luck. 1884 01:40:22,892 --> 01:40:24,725 Ah, hell. - I must've called you 1885 01:40:24,727 --> 01:40:26,994 a hundred times... you never answered. 1886 01:40:26,996 --> 01:40:29,663 - I just thought you wanted to fire delia, 1887 01:40:29,665 --> 01:40:31,198 and obviously, I was right. 1888 01:40:31,200 --> 01:40:34,667 - Interesting thing about delia. I ran it by corporate, 1889 01:40:34,669 --> 01:40:36,736 and if she promises to get a boob job, 1890 01:40:36,738 --> 01:40:39,205 which she's on board with, she can do the weather. 1891 01:40:39,207 --> 01:40:41,107 - Why'd you want to see me? 1892 01:40:41,109 --> 01:40:43,510 - With victoria getting married... 1893 01:40:43,512 --> 01:40:46,079 - god, I never thought that was gonna happen. 1894 01:40:46,081 --> 01:40:48,781 - With victoria getting married, 1895 01:40:48,783 --> 01:40:50,649 there's an opening on the anchor desk. 1896 01:40:50,651 --> 01:40:53,085 Now, as much as I'd prefer someone who shows up, 1897 01:40:53,087 --> 01:40:56,288 after the last storm watch, and then you disappearing like that, 1898 01:40:56,290 --> 01:40:58,757 we received, like, 7,000 letters 1899 01:40:58,759 --> 01:41:01,693 expressing their concern for you and a wish to see you again. 1900 01:41:01,695 --> 01:41:03,228 - You mean seven letters. 1901 01:41:03,230 --> 01:41:07,565 - The point is, we have an opening if you want it, 1902 01:41:07,567 --> 01:41:10,034 the big seat. Plus now, we got 1903 01:41:10,036 --> 01:41:13,037 this totally stacked chick next to you doing the weather, 1904 01:41:13,039 --> 01:41:16,239 and you'll never want for money. 1905 01:41:16,241 --> 01:41:18,575 - God, I'm just wondering what it would take 1906 01:41:18,577 --> 01:41:20,877 to get fired around here. 1907 01:41:25,048 --> 01:41:27,750 - Is this your coffee or mine? Because I have to drive home. 1908 01:41:27,752 --> 01:41:31,053 - They're all my coffee. 1909 01:41:31,055 --> 01:41:32,821 - Overpaid prick. 1910 01:41:32,823 --> 01:41:36,559 - Five seconds. 1911 01:41:36,561 --> 01:41:38,260 - Good afternoon, annapolis. 1912 01:41:38,262 --> 01:41:40,028 Federal investigators responding... 1913 01:41:40,030 --> 01:41:41,863 [ENGINE REVVING] 1914 01:41:41,865 --> 01:41:45,133 [BEEPING] 1915 01:42:11,092 --> 01:42:15,127 [APPLAUSE] 1916 01:42:21,635 --> 01:42:23,235 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 1917 01:42:23,237 --> 01:42:24,870 - You missed my shower. 1918 01:42:24,872 --> 01:42:28,206 - Sorry, I got hit by a pile of money. 1919 01:42:28,208 --> 01:42:30,775 Any lots available near you on martha's vineyard? 1920 01:42:30,777 --> 01:42:33,979 - Don't you want me to be happy? 1921 01:42:33,981 --> 01:42:36,982 - Not sure I want that for anybody. 1922 01:42:41,954 --> 01:42:44,922 I'm going to miss fucking you. 1923 01:42:44,924 --> 01:42:48,959 I used to think there was more, but there isn't. 1924 01:43:05,209 --> 01:43:07,110 [BEEP] 1925 01:43:07,112 --> 01:43:09,012 [AUTOMATED MALE VOICE] one new message. 1926 01:43:09,014 --> 01:43:12,048 [BEEP] - Hi, this is beverly, 1927 01:43:12,050 --> 01:43:13,850 confirming your date for tonight. 1928 01:43:13,852 --> 01:43:16,753 Her name is carla, and she's a petite redhead, 1929 01:43:16,755 --> 01:43:18,186 but it's the good redhead. 1930 01:43:18,188 --> 01:43:21,089 Think nicole kidman, not howdy doody. 1931 01:43:21,091 --> 01:43:23,792 And just so you know, she has a lot of regulars. 1932 01:43:23,794 --> 01:43:25,794 [BEEP] 1933 01:44:38,129 --> 01:44:41,764 - Hey. 1934 01:44:41,766 --> 01:44:44,033 You get my letter? - Letter? 1935 01:44:44,035 --> 01:44:47,737 Got a fedex full of weed. Subtle. 1936 01:44:47,739 --> 01:44:49,038 You want some salmon? 1937 01:44:49,040 --> 01:44:51,440 - I thought salmon was for assholes. 1938 01:44:51,442 --> 01:44:54,443 - Everything else has so much mercury. 1939 01:44:54,445 --> 01:44:57,078 - I drove 2 1/2 hours, and I ended up 1940 01:44:57,080 --> 01:44:58,780 back in my own apartment. 1941 01:44:58,782 --> 01:45:00,482 - Except I don't have the view. 1942 01:45:00,484 --> 01:45:02,917 - Me either. They cut the tree down. 1943 01:45:02,919 --> 01:45:06,988 - Good for you. How was she? 1944 01:45:06,990 --> 01:45:10,391 - Wasn't worth a tree. You gonna open the wine? 1945 01:45:10,393 --> 01:45:13,193 - You can have some. There's a glass in the... 1946 01:45:13,195 --> 01:45:16,764 - oh, Jesus, don't be so proud of yourself. 1947 01:45:16,766 --> 01:45:19,099 You know, like less than 10% of the people 1948 01:45:19,101 --> 01:45:22,069 who even take the shit you're on ever stay on it? 1949 01:45:22,071 --> 01:45:23,904 - I defer to your drug expertise. 1950 01:45:23,906 --> 01:45:25,339 - Why'd you fall in love with her 1951 01:45:25,341 --> 01:45:26,974 and ruin everything for me? 1952 01:45:26,976 --> 01:45:29,008 - I didn't fall in love with her. 1953 01:45:29,010 --> 01:45:31,944 - That's worse! You ruined everything. 1954 01:45:31,946 --> 01:45:33,980 - No, you ruined everything! 1955 01:45:33,982 --> 01:45:36,382 First of all, I'm not in love with her, and I never was. 1956 01:45:36,384 --> 01:45:40,153 - But you slept with her anyway? Why would you do that? 1957 01:45:40,155 --> 01:45:42,121 Okay, let's say I understand that. 1958 01:45:42,123 --> 01:45:43,489 - But you don't. 1959 01:45:43,491 --> 01:45:46,358 She helped me, let me feel something again. 1960 01:45:46,360 --> 01:45:49,895 - So she makes me stop getting high, but you get sex? 1961 01:45:49,897 --> 01:45:53,498 What a shitty, shitty deal, and for what? 1962 01:45:53,500 --> 01:45:56,001 For this? What happened to you? 1963 01:45:56,003 --> 01:45:57,402 - I'm still me. 1964 01:45:57,404 --> 01:45:59,504 - Bullshit. You're ben lite! 1965 01:45:59,506 --> 01:46:02,373 - I'm ben prime. I'm still the same guy from sixth grade! 1966 01:46:02,375 --> 01:46:06,242 - No. 1967 01:46:06,244 --> 01:46:09,179 Man, you're a million miles away from that kid. 1968 01:46:09,181 --> 01:46:11,881 - I swear, this isn't bad. 1969 01:46:11,883 --> 01:46:15,018 I'm just functioning now like everyone else. 1970 01:46:18,088 --> 01:46:20,255 - So this is it? 1971 01:46:20,257 --> 01:46:23,892 - Well, maybe that's what's wrong with the world. 1972 01:46:23,894 --> 01:46:27,029 We keep looking and grabbing and eating and smoking 1973 01:46:27,031 --> 01:46:30,365 and never stop to think, 1974 01:46:30,367 --> 01:46:33,168 "who could want more than this?" 1975 01:46:33,170 --> 01:46:40,241 - [SOBS] 1976 01:46:45,347 --> 01:46:49,383 - You're here. That's all that matters. 1977 01:46:49,385 --> 01:46:53,987 - [SOBS] 1978 01:46:53,989 --> 01:46:56,990 [GENTLE MUSIC] 1979 01:46:56,992 --> 01:47:04,064 ♪ ♪ 1980 01:47:04,498 --> 01:47:11,570 - ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1981 01:47:12,305 --> 01:47:13,873 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1982 01:47:13,875 --> 01:47:16,942 - Hey, there. - Hi. 1983 01:47:16,944 --> 01:47:22,014 - I know, it's a lot of junk, but I'm a really good mother. 1984 01:47:31,457 --> 01:47:34,659 - [LAUGHS] 1985 01:47:45,103 --> 01:47:46,570 - Hey. 1986 01:47:46,572 --> 01:47:52,242 - I'm sorry. I was gonna leave in the morning. 1987 01:47:52,244 --> 01:47:55,913 - Well, I... 1988 01:47:55,915 --> 01:47:59,348 - what? 1989 01:47:59,350 --> 01:48:03,019 - You know anything about running a farm? 1990 01:48:03,021 --> 01:48:05,221 - More than you. 1991 01:48:07,157 --> 01:48:11,160 [THUNDER PEALS] 1992 01:48:15,031 --> 01:48:16,398 - [CHUCKLES] 1993 01:48:35,049 --> 01:48:38,051 Come inside. - No. 1994 01:48:54,334 --> 01:48:59,338 [THUNDER PEALS] 1995 01:49:05,544 --> 01:49:08,279 - Why are we here? 1996 01:49:08,281 --> 01:49:10,147 - We're waiting for the rain to stop. 1997 01:49:10,149 --> 01:49:12,283 - Can I ride it? 1998 01:49:18,690 --> 01:49:22,392 Could you? 1999 01:49:23,561 --> 01:49:29,766 [PHONE RINGING] 2000 01:49:29,768 --> 01:49:32,569 Hey. 2001 01:49:32,571 --> 01:49:37,206 Um, mom said wednesday. 2002 01:49:37,208 --> 01:49:41,610 I don't know why. She said wednesday. 2003 01:49:41,612 --> 01:49:43,645 Um... 2004 01:49:43,647 --> 01:49:46,749 no, I mean, you can... barbecue's fine. 148758

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