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- And, honestly,
I wake up happy.
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I mean, I'm that guy.
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I've got enough
of everything I need.
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I'm single, I like a party,
and I'm old enough to enjoy it...
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young enough to enjoy it.
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I wanna do something, I do it.
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- [LAUGHS]
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- Seems to be a little problem.
- Oh.
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Must be the magnetic stripe.
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And the weird thing is,
I know it's all a cliche.
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No strings, no obligations,
but what's the alternative?
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Get into some life:
Wife, kids,
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some kind of car
with too many seats.
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That's a world where
you have to do whatever it is
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other people want you to do
to keep it going.
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It's prostitution,
when you think about it.
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But there
is this nagging feeling
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that I'm missing something.
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- Sorry, I don't know
what the problem is.
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- No, it's not your fault.
That should do it.
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And maybe, in the end,
I'm worrying for nothing.
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I mean, I'm not
at the stage of my life...
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where I have to worry
about most of this stuff.
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Maybe I never will.
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[SIGHS]
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I must sound pretty selfish.
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Or just drunk.
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- This is no good either.
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- You're kidding.
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Are you serious?
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Whoa, come on, wait.
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You know I have money.
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I just don't have any on me
or on my credit cards.
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But I get paid all the time,
and a lot.
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- Maybe next time.
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Car fare?
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And, by the way,
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as someone who's life
really is prostitution,
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I can tell you that until you're
actually fucking for a living,
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you shouldn't be complaining.
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- Wait a minute,
that's not what I meant.
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- Thanks for the drink.
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Call beverly, if you want
to make it up to me.
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[BUZZING]
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- Good evening.
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[LIGHT-HEARTED SPY MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[CELL PHONE BUZZES]
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[WHISPERS]
oh, shit.
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Hello.
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Hey!
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[THUD]
aah! Jesus!
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- I have the right
to remain silent!
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- Wait! Stop!
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Ow!
[CLANKING, CRASHING]
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Look, it's me! Stop!
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- I will warn you,
I am a yellow belt!
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[SCREAMS]
- Stop!
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Stop!
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Stop! Relax!
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It's me!
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Jesus!
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What is wrong with you?
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- I heard a noise.
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- Ahh.
- I'm telling you,
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right out there,
I heard a noise.
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- Everything's cool.
There's nobody there.
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I swear.
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- [SOBBING]
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- It's all right.
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- [HISTORIC RECORDING
OF MALE VOICE] five, four,
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three, two, one,
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[ENGINES ROARING]
zero.
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Ignition.
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Liftoff.
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[GILBERT AND SULLIVAN'S
THE MIKADO]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ The sun whose rays
are all ablaze ♪
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♪ With ever-living glory ♪
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♪ Does not deny his majesty ♪
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♪ He scorns to tell a story ♪
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♪ He don't exclaim
"I blush for shame ♪
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♪ So kindly be indulgent" ♪
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♪ But fierce and bold
in fiery gold ♪
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♪ He glories all effulgent ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I mean to rule the earth
as he the sky ♪
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♪ We really know our worth
the sun and I ♪
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♪ I mean to rule the earth
as he the sky ♪
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♪ We really know our worth
the sun and I ♪
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♪ ♪
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- I guess that's what
I've really been
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trying to write about.
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I mean, who are we trying
to fool?
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We're not only animals, we're
the worst animals there are.
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Why do we eat meat?
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The greek gods dined
on ambrosia and nectar.
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But we need to incorporate
other species into us.
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Look at christianity:
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"This is my body,
this is my blood."
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that's why I'm doing
this chapter
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about the genocide in rwanda.
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The tutsis were vegetarians,
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and the hutus were ranchers
who eat meat,
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and they regarded the tutsis
as monkeys, as animals,
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and that's why they had
no trouble killing 'em,
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don't you think?
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- Honestly, ben,
I don't know why
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the farmer and the cowhand
can't be friends.
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But I do know
that part of the reason
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why some people regard
other people as animals
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is because they don't observe
the social conventions
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most of us take for granted.
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- Every human function
is disgusting in our society.
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- I side with the public
on this one.
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- [STRAINING]
I know what I am...
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
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And that's an animal.
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I'm human, but animal.
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- You're wasting a lot
of thought on something
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that's not gonna get you
high or laid.
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I always say, "if it
ain't broke, don't fix it."
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- you're very wise.
- And broke.
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- That is so uncool.
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- Can't I just take
some money back?
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I get paid very soon,
and when I do,
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I'm gonna float you
another loan.
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Until then, I'd like
to borrow back what I leant you.
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- Why do you need to leave?
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You're just gonna go out there
and be part of the machine.
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- Hey, that machine
is what keeps you
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in all... this.
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Now, you know there's no one
out there today, right?
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- Yeah.
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- So just hold it together
and do whatever it is you do.
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- I'm writing a book.
What is it that you do?
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Fuck it, I'm gonna get
the didgeridoo.
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- Please, didgeri-don't.
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[BOBBY BARE'S DROPKICK ME JESUS]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Dropkick me, Jesus,
through the goalposts of life ♪
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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♪ End over end
neither left nor to right ♪
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♪ Straight through the heart
of them righteous uprights ♪
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♪ Dropkick me, Jesus,
through the goalposts of life ♪
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[DOOR BUZZES]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Make me, oh, make me ♪
- Forgot my I.d.
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- wish I could say
you look trustworthy.
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- ♪ Make me a piece
in your master game plan ♪
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♪ Free from the earthly
tem-pestion below ♪
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♪ I've got the will, lord,
if you got the toe ♪
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♪ Dropkick me, Jesus ♪
- Buenos dias.
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- ♪ through the goal posts
of life ♪
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- Hey, steve.
- ♪ End over end ♪
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♪ Neither left nor to right ♪
- There she is.
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Miss weather center,
two years in a row.
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- Pretty much the usual.
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There's this pocket
of cold air coming in,
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but you'll see it
on the composite.
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- I'm gonna talk to dave
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about putting
a real window in here
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so we can see if
any of this stuff is right.
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- It's right.
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- Want one?
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- They're poison.
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- [SINGSONG]
there's two of them.
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- ♪ All the departed ♪
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♪ Dear loved ones of mine ♪
- Got him.
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- ♪ Stick 'em up front
in the offensive line ♪
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♪ Dropkick me, Jesus,
through the goalposts of life ♪
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♪ End over end
neither left nor to right ♪
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- God, you cut it so close.
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- Thrilling isn't it?
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- Nice to see you, mr. Dallas.
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Victoria, looking lovely
and authoritative.
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Kyle, you wanna blow your nose
and avoid a repeat of yesterday?
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- You said it wasn't a big deal.
- I say a lot of things,
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like, did I mention, steve,
glad you could make it?
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- Can I get some water?
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And is there any way to turn
these lights down a little?
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- Five seconds.
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Four, three...
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- [GULPING]
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[NEWS THEME MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- It's the channel 18
eyewitness news team.
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News at noon,
chesapeake edition.
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With kyle robertson
at sports.
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- Do the ravens
finally have a kicker?
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- Steve dallas
in the weather center.
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- Beauty of a day out there,
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and I'm gonna tell you
aaaaaall about it.
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- And now, victoria riolobos
with the news.
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- Good afternoon.
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Tragedy struck this morning
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as a truxton man
backed his late-model suv
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into a day care center.
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One youngster remains
in critical condition
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after being struck
by shrapnel-like debris
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during the collision,
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but luckily, the rest emerged
scathed only by...
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- you think the graphic's
in bad taste?
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- I don't know.
Kinda captures the mood.
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- She's really solid.
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- Unidentified driver is...
- [GRUNTS]
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- And he's really high.
[LAUGHS]
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- You know, stu,
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you just don't go spreading
rumors about people like that.
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The man's
a working professional.
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Lots of people
have squinty red eyes,
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insatiable thirst,
and trouble walking.
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He could be diabetic
or something.
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- You're right,
I'm sorry.
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- The bearded,
bespectacled doctor
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murdered at least 26 patients,
making him
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one of the world's
most prolific killers.
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So steve, how's it looking
out there today?
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It's about time we saw
some of this warmer weather.
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- Well, victoria,
let's get things started
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with a little shot
of the harbor
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and some seagulls
enjoying the sunshine.
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How ya doin' there, fellas?
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Today's high will get up
to about 65 degrees
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with unlimited visibility.
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Which means if we could get
this knucklehead out of the way,
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you could see clear down
to ocean city.
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Coldest spot in the nation?
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Why, that honor goes to...
bismarck.
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- Smooth as silk.
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That seem to you
like someone on drugs?
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- And at 100% humidity
and 89 degrees,
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little hilo, hawaii,
is both the hottest
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and wettest spot
in the nation.
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I guess that makes it
the number one destination
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for teenage boys,
eh, victoria?
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- I guess so, steve.
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- So I know
I don't have to tell you
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that showing up
with enough time
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for us to know
that you're gonna be here
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and in a condition to work
is 90% of it!
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And why the fuck are you paying
attention to your computer?
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- Are you ever gonna friend me?
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- You think
you're irreplaceable?
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You have this job because you're
handsome and you can talk.
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- And people trust me.
- No one trusts you.
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You think you're gonna move
to a bigger market?
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Not with that nose.
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- You know, I could just
as easily demean your job
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00:12:33,751 --> 00:12:35,685
if I had any idea
what it entailed,
251
00:12:35,687 --> 00:12:38,353
and, honestly, I kinda resent
you making this
252
00:12:38,355 --> 00:12:40,221
so awkward for me.
253
00:12:40,223 --> 00:12:42,023
- What are you talking about?
254
00:12:42,025 --> 00:12:44,192
- Well, I need a little money
till the end of the month.
255
00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:45,760
- It's the sixth!
256
00:12:45,762 --> 00:12:46,995
- Look, I didn't say
"give it to me."
257
00:12:46,997 --> 00:12:48,196
it's just an advance.
258
00:12:48,198 --> 00:12:49,698
- You know, the good thing is
259
00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,967
I know you can't
go on like this forever.
260
00:12:51,969 --> 00:12:55,302
- Guys like you count on that,
but what if you're wrong?
261
00:12:55,304 --> 00:12:57,338
[ALARM WAILING]
262
00:12:57,340 --> 00:13:00,674
Fire drill?
- I really doubt that.
263
00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:02,756
[WAILING CONTINUES,
POUNDING IN BACKGROUND]
264
00:13:03,645 --> 00:13:06,714
- I just wanna see my friend!
265
00:13:06,716 --> 00:13:10,084
- Step away from the door, sir.
I'm only gonna ask you once.
266
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,221
- [GRUNTS]
[WORKERS MURMUR]
267
00:13:15,223 --> 00:13:16,623
- Get off me,
you fascist pig!
268
00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:19,125
[BOTH GRUNTING]
269
00:13:19,127 --> 00:13:22,028
- You [MUTTERS].
- Break the door in!
270
00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:24,297
You fucking local dickwad.
271
00:13:24,299 --> 00:13:26,766
- Stand your ass down!
272
00:13:26,768 --> 00:13:28,634
- Wait a sec, I know that guy.
273
00:13:28,636 --> 00:13:30,302
- You what?
- I said, "I know that guy."
274
00:13:30,304 --> 00:13:32,838
everybody, calm down.
- I have a yellow belt!
275
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,373
- Jesus, ben. Let her go.
276
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:35,874
[ALARM CONTINUES]
277
00:13:35,876 --> 00:13:39,678
- Told you I just wanted
to see my friend!
278
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,214
- I'll p... i'll pay for
the plant.
279
00:13:42,216 --> 00:13:43,281
[SIREN STOPS]
280
00:13:47,919 --> 00:13:50,221
- My dad died.
281
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,165
- [MUTTERING]
- No, no, no!
282
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:04,299
- Freak of nature!
- Ow!
283
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,368
[OVERLAPPING YELLING]
284
00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:09,371
[BOB DYLAN'S HIGHWAY 61]
285
00:14:09,373 --> 00:14:13,976
♪ ♪
286
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:17,345
- ♪ Well god said to abraham
"kill me a son" ♪
287
00:14:17,347 --> 00:14:20,915
♪ Abe said "man
you must be putting me on" ♪
288
00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:23,851
♪ God said "no"
abe said "what" ♪
289
00:14:23,853 --> 00:14:26,988
♪ God said "you can do
what you want abe ♪
290
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:29,290
♪ "But the next time
you see me coming ♪
291
00:14:29,292 --> 00:14:30,758
♪ You better run" ♪
292
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:36,263
♪ ♪
293
00:14:36,265 --> 00:14:40,167
♪ Well abe said "all right where
you want this killing done?" ♪
294
00:14:40,169 --> 00:14:43,403
♪ God said "on highway 61" ♪
295
00:14:43,405 --> 00:14:46,740
♪ ♪
296
00:14:46,742 --> 00:14:51,010
- And could I get
some visine, please?
297
00:14:51,012 --> 00:14:52,311
[SCANNER BEEPS]
298
00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:54,213
- ♪ He had a bloody nose ♪
299
00:14:54,215 --> 00:14:55,981
♪ Welfare department wouldn't
give him no clothes ♪
300
00:14:55,983 --> 00:14:58,250
- Great.
[REGISTER CLICKING]
301
00:14:58,252 --> 00:15:00,119
[ENTRY BELLS JINGLE]
302
00:15:00,121 --> 00:15:02,888
- I mean, would you like your
kitty cat to be used as bait?
303
00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:04,290
You have 3 1/2 pounds
of crayfish.
304
00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:06,324
I need 3 1/2 pounds of crayfish.
305
00:15:06,326 --> 00:15:08,059
- What the hell is going on?
306
00:15:08,061 --> 00:15:10,361
- I was telling him
they're too little to eat,
307
00:15:10,363 --> 00:15:12,464
and we have a strict
no-return policy.
308
00:15:12,466 --> 00:15:14,999
- What difference does it make
what I want them for?
309
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,835
These are the babies
of a species.
310
00:15:16,837 --> 00:15:18,803
You judge a culture on how it
treats its children, right?
311
00:15:18,805 --> 00:15:20,004
They were hatched one day
312
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,806
and then raised
to be murdered the next,
313
00:15:21,808 --> 00:15:23,073
and I'm talking about
one of the most sophisticated
314
00:15:23,075 --> 00:15:24,408
nervous systems
in the world.
315
00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:28,979
It's like us,
the dolphins, then them.
316
00:15:28,981 --> 00:15:30,180
- 100 bucks.
317
00:15:33,351 --> 00:15:35,319
- You know, anyone
who's going fishing today
318
00:15:35,321 --> 00:15:37,855
has probably come and gone.
319
00:15:37,857 --> 00:15:39,455
How about a markdown?
320
00:15:39,457 --> 00:15:41,424
- I don't give a shit.
321
00:15:44,394 --> 00:15:47,830
- I'm not arguing with the
spirit of operation crayfish,
322
00:15:47,832 --> 00:15:50,266
I'm just saying
it was overfunded.
323
00:15:54,505 --> 00:15:56,805
- It's really beautiful.
324
00:15:56,807 --> 00:15:59,274
I forgot, you know,
it's been so long.
325
00:15:59,276 --> 00:16:02,110
- Yeah, I haven't been back
since my parents died.
326
00:16:02,112 --> 00:16:04,379
- Your parents aren't dead.
327
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:07,115
- Well, you know,
since they moved.
328
00:16:14,322 --> 00:16:16,457
Because we've been circling
our destination
329
00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:18,492
for three hours now,
330
00:16:18,494 --> 00:16:20,294
and my feeling
is we should get dressed
331
00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:23,798
and rock this funeral.
332
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:27,301
- [SIGHS]
I think I'm ready.
333
00:16:35,809 --> 00:16:37,276
- Oh!
- [COUGHING]
334
00:16:37,278 --> 00:16:39,945
[COUGHING]
- Ugh!
335
00:16:39,947 --> 00:16:42,548
God damn!
- Ugh.
336
00:16:54,426 --> 00:16:57,128
[IGNITION TURNS OVER]
337
00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:59,363
[TIRES SQUEAL]
338
00:16:59,365 --> 00:17:01,598
[TIRES SCREECH]
339
00:17:07,238 --> 00:17:13,577
- [GRUNTING]
340
00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:14,978
Shit!
341
00:17:25,856 --> 00:17:28,224
- I still say it's better
than ending up as bait.
342
00:17:28,226 --> 00:17:30,459
They mate for life,
you know.
343
00:17:30,461 --> 00:17:32,962
- Not those.
344
00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:42,136
Uh-oh, look.
He blew a foot.
345
00:17:42,138 --> 00:17:43,972
Can you imagine
if you had to shoot your car
346
00:17:43,974 --> 00:17:45,506
every time you got a flat.
347
00:17:45,508 --> 00:17:47,442
- Those people
understand the land,
348
00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:49,911
and they live by it.
349
00:18:09,196 --> 00:18:12,298
I don't feel so good.
350
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:23,275
- Although sam baker
was not a religious man,
351
00:18:23,277 --> 00:18:25,911
he found comfort and joy
in his children
352
00:18:25,913 --> 00:18:29,247
teresa and benjamin,
and his lovely wife angela.
353
00:18:29,249 --> 00:18:31,583
Now, a reading
from the old testament:
354
00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:33,618
Song of solomon.
355
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,654
"Arise, my love,
my fair one..."
356
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:39,057
- look at her.
The slutty wicked stepmother.
357
00:18:39,059 --> 00:18:41,325
She wants it all to herself.
358
00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:44,395
[MINISTER CONTINUES
IN BACKGROUND]
359
00:18:44,397 --> 00:18:48,365
You can practically
see through that dress.
360
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:50,100
- "And the voice
of the turtledove..."
361
00:18:50,102 --> 00:18:52,536
- I don't think so.
- "Is heard in our land."
362
00:18:52,538 --> 00:18:58,640
ALL: ♪ shall we gather
at the river ♪
363
00:18:58,642 --> 00:19:03,512
♪ Where bright angel feet
have trod ♪
364
00:19:03,514 --> 00:19:07,582
♪ With its crystal tide
forever ♪
365
00:19:07,584 --> 00:19:12,254
♪ Flowing by the throne
of god ♪
366
00:19:12,256 --> 00:19:16,624
♪ Yes, we'll gather
at the river ♪
367
00:19:16,626 --> 00:19:21,529
♪ The beautiful,
the beautiful river ♪
368
00:19:21,531 --> 00:19:26,000
♪ Gather with the saints
at the river ♪
369
00:19:26,002 --> 00:19:29,669
♪ That flows
by the throne of god ♪
370
00:19:29,671 --> 00:19:35,275
♪ On the margin of the river ♪
371
00:19:35,277 --> 00:19:39,079
♪ Washing up its silver spray ♪
372
00:19:39,081 --> 00:19:41,114
♪ We will walk... ♪
373
00:19:41,116 --> 00:19:43,016
- I'm sorry.
374
00:19:43,018 --> 00:19:45,317
We got a late start.
- It's okay.
375
00:19:45,319 --> 00:19:48,687
It doesn't matter,
you're here.
376
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:53,258
- I just wish I could see him.
[SOBS]
377
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:57,730
- I just wish
he could see that beard.
378
00:19:57,732 --> 00:20:02,333
ALL: ♪ gather with the saints
at the river ♪
379
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:05,036
♪ That flows
by the throne of god ♪
380
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:08,573
- Your coat smells weird.
381
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:13,311
- [SOBBING]
382
00:20:31,562 --> 00:20:34,597
[LOUD ENGINE STARTS]
383
00:20:45,308 --> 00:20:46,642
- I'm just saying,
384
00:20:46,644 --> 00:20:47,777
I think we sort of
have to step up
385
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,478
into the role of adults now
386
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,047
and decide what's
going to happen with the estate.
387
00:20:53,249 --> 00:20:54,582
I had some ideas,
388
00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:56,785
some of which
I actually ran past dad...
389
00:20:56,787 --> 00:20:59,220
so I know he wasn't opposed...
390
00:20:59,222 --> 00:21:01,356
about basically dealing
with the store.
391
00:21:01,358 --> 00:21:03,191
[CLUNKING AND CLATTERING]
392
00:21:03,193 --> 00:21:06,461
How are the ribs?
- They're good.
393
00:21:06,463 --> 00:21:08,762
They're small,
so they're either really cheap
394
00:21:08,764 --> 00:21:12,466
or off a really,
really young pig.
395
00:21:12,468 --> 00:21:14,234
- My steak's...
[CLEARS THROAT]
396
00:21:14,236 --> 00:21:16,236
Steak's pretty good.
397
00:21:16,238 --> 00:21:18,272
- I'll tell you
what looks good is...
398
00:21:18,274 --> 00:21:19,505
what do we got here, ben?
399
00:21:19,507 --> 00:21:22,442
Some deep-fried onions
dipped in ranch?
400
00:21:22,444 --> 00:21:24,709
I bet it tastes
like springtime.
401
00:21:24,711 --> 00:21:28,747
Boy, that vegetarian lifestyle
takes a lot of discipline.
402
00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:31,750
- And the farm.
403
00:21:31,752 --> 00:21:33,718
There's just that cruddy house,
404
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,688
but we're talking about
almost 150 acres of land.
405
00:21:36,690 --> 00:21:39,157
- I don't think we should be
talking about this right now.
406
00:21:39,159 --> 00:21:41,725
- Jesus, steve,
eat your fucking ribs.
407
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,197
- Are you sure nobody wants
any wine?
408
00:21:46,199 --> 00:21:47,598
I got the best one
on the laminate.
409
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,801
- What are you even doing here?
- I'm his ride.
410
00:21:50,803 --> 00:21:54,638
- Look, ben, I wanted
to discuss this just as family,
411
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,874
without her and certainly
without your ride.
412
00:21:57,876 --> 00:21:59,843
[CLATTER]
413
00:21:59,845 --> 00:22:02,512
I don't think that you're suited
to deal with any of this stuff.
414
00:22:02,514 --> 00:22:05,548
And I don't mean that
as an insult.
415
00:22:05,550 --> 00:22:08,418
I just know that you've been
happy with your life as it is.
416
00:22:08,420 --> 00:22:11,588
And when you consider what
the property is actually worth...
417
00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:17,259
- just so weird to be home
and to think that he's not here.
418
00:22:17,261 --> 00:22:22,498
That we just put him
in a hole in the ground.
419
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,333
- You know, terry, maybe...
420
00:22:24,335 --> 00:22:26,268
maybe now really isn't
the best time.
421
00:22:26,270 --> 00:22:28,837
- I'm just saying,
you can just sit back,
422
00:22:28,839 --> 00:22:32,173
and I'll take care of you.
423
00:22:32,175 --> 00:22:34,308
- And I'll take care of this.
424
00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:37,712
- To taking care of things.
425
00:22:41,550 --> 00:22:44,519
[ROOSTER CROWS]
426
00:22:44,521 --> 00:22:47,854
[GOAT BLEATS,
PIG SNORTS]
427
00:22:47,856 --> 00:22:49,589
- You can stay a night.
428
00:22:49,591 --> 00:22:51,491
You said that guy with
the mustache will cover for you.
429
00:22:51,493 --> 00:22:53,860
- Delia? Yeah, she'll do.
430
00:22:53,862 --> 00:22:57,831
She's a good emergency measure,
but what am I doing here?
431
00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:59,432
I mean, don't you want me
to go home
432
00:22:59,434 --> 00:23:01,601
and water the plant at least?
433
00:23:01,603 --> 00:23:04,270
- I just want
all this to go away.
434
00:23:04,272 --> 00:23:05,571
- Look, man, you're gonna
have to face it.
435
00:23:05,573 --> 00:23:07,840
Your sister
is still a total buzzkill.
436
00:23:07,842 --> 00:23:09,708
- So you'll stay?
I've got a sleeping bag.
437
00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:11,877
- I could be persuaded.
438
00:23:20,519 --> 00:23:23,254
- What's that, obi-wan?
You want me to stay too?
439
00:23:24,857 --> 00:23:28,526
You got
my fucking skates, ben.
440
00:23:28,528 --> 00:23:35,632
- [SNORES]
441
00:23:35,634 --> 00:23:37,834
- [LAUGHS]
442
00:23:37,836 --> 00:23:39,503
- [SNORES AND LAUGHS]
443
00:23:48,946 --> 00:23:50,479
- Hey.
444
00:23:50,481 --> 00:23:54,249
I just wanted to say
sorry for your loss.
445
00:23:54,251 --> 00:23:57,519
- Well, that's life, isn't it?
446
00:23:57,521 --> 00:24:01,489
We're like waves in the ocean.
We roll in,
447
00:24:01,491 --> 00:24:04,526
we have our existence,
we break on the shore.
448
00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:06,428
- Hmm.
What a beautiful
449
00:24:06,430 --> 00:24:09,230
and nautical way
to think of things.
450
00:24:13,401 --> 00:24:15,269
Now, you might want
to shut that window.
451
00:24:15,271 --> 00:24:18,272
We're expecting some showers
coming in from the coast.
452
00:24:18,274 --> 00:24:20,808
- I doubt it.
Hasn't rained here in a while.
453
00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:23,544
- Well,
you're the weather man.
454
00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:24,877
- Look, I don't know
if I'm gonna be staying
455
00:24:24,879 --> 00:24:26,713
in the house much longer,
456
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:30,416
so if you wouldn't mind,
I'd like to be by myself.
457
00:24:30,418 --> 00:24:32,352
- Well, if you're interested
in leaving right now,
458
00:24:32,354 --> 00:24:34,787
I can get you
on the next scheduled flight.
459
00:24:34,789 --> 00:24:37,023
- [LAUGHS]
460
00:24:37,025 --> 00:24:39,259
Thanks, but I try
to avoid things
461
00:24:39,261 --> 00:24:40,993
that keep me from feeling.
462
00:24:40,995 --> 00:24:43,996
[GENTLE MUSIC]
463
00:24:43,998 --> 00:24:51,270
♪ ♪
464
00:24:59,978 --> 00:25:02,947
[DOOR CLATTERS]
- Shh.
465
00:25:02,949 --> 00:25:10,021
♪ ♪
466
00:25:11,523 --> 00:25:16,726
- ♪ Ooh ooh ♪
467
00:25:16,728 --> 00:25:21,698
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
468
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:28,772
♪ Ah ah ♪
469
00:25:29,473 --> 00:25:32,308
♪ Ah ah ♪
470
00:25:32,310 --> 00:25:35,477
- "Whatever remains of me
is hopefully not limited
471
00:25:35,479 --> 00:25:38,380
"to my estate,
my belongings.
472
00:25:38,382 --> 00:25:40,983
"Know that what I leave you
is in no way
473
00:25:40,985 --> 00:25:42,785
"a measure of my feelings.
474
00:25:42,787 --> 00:25:46,888
"Angela, you are the executor,
with all that entails.
475
00:25:46,890 --> 00:25:49,791
"From the first time I saw you
in my store,
476
00:25:49,793 --> 00:25:52,994
"leading that field trip
of very special young students,
477
00:25:52,996 --> 00:25:55,997
"I knew the power of your soul
to heal others
478
00:25:55,999 --> 00:25:58,633
"was surely from another place.
479
00:25:58,635 --> 00:26:00,401
"I would have left the planet
long ago
480
00:26:00,403 --> 00:26:02,737
"if not for making love to you,
481
00:26:02,739 --> 00:26:05,439
"the kindness of your curves,
482
00:26:05,441 --> 00:26:07,407
"your moistness in the morning,
483
00:26:07,409 --> 00:26:08,675
my fingers gently..."
484
00:26:08,677 --> 00:26:10,409
- oh, come on!
485
00:26:10,411 --> 00:26:12,445
- Yeah. Wow.
486
00:26:12,447 --> 00:26:14,513
- Again,
what are you doing here?
487
00:26:14,515 --> 00:26:16,382
- He's with me.
- I'll leave.
488
00:26:16,384 --> 00:26:18,017
- You got to bring him.
- He's my husband!
489
00:26:18,019 --> 00:26:21,653
- Please! Can we stop
all this bickering?
490
00:26:21,655 --> 00:26:24,022
A man died here,
a very rich man.
491
00:26:24,024 --> 00:26:26,091
- [SIGHS]
- It's okay, mr. Stevens.
492
00:26:26,093 --> 00:26:27,826
I'll read that part later.
493
00:26:29,995 --> 00:26:34,099
"To angela,
according to her wishes,
494
00:26:34,101 --> 00:26:38,602
"I leave the stars in the sky
that we shared together.
495
00:26:38,604 --> 00:26:42,039
I would give them to her,
but no one owns them."
496
00:26:46,644 --> 00:26:48,045
- is that it?
497
00:26:48,047 --> 00:26:49,880
- No.
498
00:26:49,882 --> 00:26:52,448
There's a bunch more
sex stuff here.
499
00:26:52,450 --> 00:26:54,784
- Oh, good.
500
00:26:54,786 --> 00:26:56,519
- Okay.
501
00:26:56,521 --> 00:26:59,088
"To terry,
my beloved daughter,
502
00:26:59,090 --> 00:27:01,891
"I leave the lump sum
of $100,000,
503
00:27:01,893 --> 00:27:07,430
"and $250,000 in aa bonds
to do with as she wishes,
504
00:27:07,432 --> 00:27:09,898
"hopefully for the education
of her children,
505
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:11,733
should she have any."
506
00:27:11,735 --> 00:27:13,935
- had to get that in there.
507
00:27:13,937 --> 00:27:17,806
- "To my only son ben...
i'm assuming that you're here...
508
00:27:17,808 --> 00:27:20,442
"I leave my house,
my business,
509
00:27:20,444 --> 00:27:22,944
"and the remainder
of the estate,
510
00:27:22,946 --> 00:27:25,479
with the hope
that he get his shit together."
511
00:27:25,481 --> 00:27:28,182
- what?
- You gotta be kidding me.
512
00:27:28,184 --> 00:27:31,152
- That would include
the farmhouse and its 144 acres,
513
00:27:31,154 --> 00:27:33,587
the grocery store
and its underlying property
514
00:27:33,589 --> 00:27:35,823
on main street...
that's the whole block...
515
00:27:35,825 --> 00:27:38,092
and the rest of his assets,
516
00:27:38,094 --> 00:27:40,194
which totals
close to $2.5 million.
517
00:27:40,196 --> 00:27:42,929
- Oh, my god.
- I need some air.
518
00:27:42,931 --> 00:27:44,130
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
519
00:27:44,132 --> 00:27:45,899
- This is total bullshit.
520
00:27:45,901 --> 00:27:47,434
- Jesus, terry.
521
00:27:47,436 --> 00:27:48,635
- Was he even competent
when he wrote this?
522
00:27:48,637 --> 00:27:52,772
- Your father was quite lucid.
523
00:27:52,774 --> 00:27:55,809
- I'm sorry, my suit
was really itchy. I...
524
00:27:55,811 --> 00:27:58,644
- so I'm not mentioned
in there at all?
525
00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:15,493
- It's a lot of money.
526
00:28:15,495 --> 00:28:19,063
- $2 1/2 million?
It's more than a lot of money.
527
00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:21,466
- No, honey, I meant
the 350,000 for us.
528
00:28:21,468 --> 00:28:24,101
It is.
Why aren't you happy?
529
00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:26,137
You told me you thought
she was gonna get everything.
530
00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:28,206
- She's up to something.
Believe me.
531
00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:30,875
Like she boned
a 77-year-old man
532
00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,676
for five years for nothing.
533
00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:35,878
- But the will said
this is what she wanted.
534
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,748
- Why does she hate me
so much?
535
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:42,084
- It's really amazing.
I mean, it's all here.
536
00:28:42,086 --> 00:28:43,486
Pretty much as simple
as filling out
537
00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:45,020
some change-of-address stuff.
538
00:28:45,022 --> 00:28:46,489
What's the deal?
539
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:48,156
You overdo it
on the celebrating?
540
00:28:48,158 --> 00:28:50,091
'Cause I just started.
541
00:28:50,093 --> 00:28:53,628
- I don't know.
- You don't know what?
542
00:28:53,630 --> 00:28:55,230
This is what we've been
working for your whole life:
543
00:28:55,232 --> 00:28:57,265
To inherit this money.
544
00:28:57,267 --> 00:29:00,168
[LIQUID BUBBLING,
DALLAS INHALING]
545
00:29:00,170 --> 00:29:02,170
[COUGHS]
546
00:29:02,172 --> 00:29:03,671
[EXHALES]
547
00:29:03,673 --> 00:29:05,138
You know what we should do?
548
00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:06,840
Order pizza.
549
00:29:06,842 --> 00:29:08,842
Call those assholes up
at mazzotta's
550
00:29:08,844 --> 00:29:10,811
and say, "guess what,
you have to deliver
551
00:29:10,813 --> 00:29:12,746
all the way out
to the baker farm."
552
00:29:12,748 --> 00:29:15,082
pay them $1,000
if that's what they want.
553
00:29:15,084 --> 00:29:16,717
"Get in that tercel,
554
00:29:16,719 --> 00:29:18,986
and get that pizza
out here now, fuckers."
555
00:29:18,988 --> 00:29:21,521
and they'll do it.
- I'm not hungry.
556
00:29:21,523 --> 00:29:23,756
And it hurts my head,
all these facts and figures.
557
00:29:23,758 --> 00:29:25,124
- What are you talking about?
558
00:29:25,126 --> 00:29:26,893
You're four credits shy
of being an m.b.a.
559
00:29:26,895 --> 00:29:28,794
- I'm not a businessman.
I hate businessmen.
560
00:29:28,796 --> 00:29:30,663
- If jerry garcia
hadn't lured you away,
561
00:29:30,665 --> 00:29:32,265
you would've been
a great businessman.
562
00:29:32,267 --> 00:29:34,800
And who knew there was so much
money in a country store?
563
00:29:34,802 --> 00:29:36,669
- I don't want money.
- [SIGHS]
564
00:29:36,671 --> 00:29:39,004
You don't have to put such
a shitty spin on everything.
565
00:29:39,006 --> 00:29:41,540
Maybe this is your father's way
of giving you a chance
566
00:29:41,542 --> 00:29:43,041
to be
what you always wanted to be.
567
00:29:43,043 --> 00:29:44,309
- This is my father reaching
568
00:29:44,311 --> 00:29:46,177
from beyond the grave
to control me.
569
00:29:46,179 --> 00:29:48,046
The whole thing just insinuates
that I'm crazy,
570
00:29:48,048 --> 00:29:49,614
that there's something wrong
with the way that I live.
571
00:29:49,616 --> 00:29:51,283
But I'm fine.
Everything's fine.
572
00:29:51,285 --> 00:29:53,617
- I'm supporting you.
Of course, everything's fine.
573
00:29:53,619 --> 00:29:57,054
Look, I'm the last person
that should be saying this,
574
00:29:57,056 --> 00:29:59,123
but what about me?
575
00:30:04,663 --> 00:30:06,297
- How's that?
576
00:30:06,299 --> 00:30:08,866
- What's the difference?
- I don't like hurting you.
577
00:30:08,868 --> 00:30:12,135
- Well, I don't like that making
a baby feels like chemotherapy.
578
00:30:12,137 --> 00:30:14,604
- Look, honey,
your dad just died,
579
00:30:14,606 --> 00:30:15,838
and I'm shooting
you full of hormones.
580
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,342
If that doesn't
make you crazy...
581
00:30:19,344 --> 00:30:22,045
- [SIGHS]
are we gonna do this?
582
00:30:22,047 --> 00:30:23,846
[SIGHS]
583
00:30:23,848 --> 00:30:26,148
- You still look beautiful.
584
00:30:26,150 --> 00:30:28,617
- Thank you.
585
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:32,654
[WATER SPLASHING]
586
00:30:32,656 --> 00:30:35,591
- Sorry.
- I'll be out in a minute!
587
00:30:35,593 --> 00:30:38,293
- So you're really leaving?
What are you gonna do now?
588
00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:41,597
- Some friends of mine have
a farm in upstate new york.
589
00:30:41,599 --> 00:30:44,165
Maybe I'll go hang out
with them for a while.
590
00:30:44,167 --> 00:30:48,135
- Just growing incense
and making your own clothes?
591
00:30:48,137 --> 00:30:49,837
Not that you need any.
592
00:30:51,039 --> 00:30:53,140
[CLATTER]
593
00:30:53,142 --> 00:30:55,142
- No, actually,
I have a degree.
594
00:30:55,144 --> 00:30:57,278
I'll probably go back
to teaching special ed.
595
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,980
- Gotta look out
for number one, I guess.
596
00:31:04,684 --> 00:31:07,219
You are so lovely.
597
00:31:07,221 --> 00:31:09,722
- What's your point?
598
00:31:09,724 --> 00:31:12,024
- It's just, I knew
the first mrs. Baker,
599
00:31:12,026 --> 00:31:15,127
and she wasn't even remotely
in your league.
600
00:31:15,129 --> 00:31:17,862
I mean ever.
601
00:31:17,864 --> 00:31:19,797
- Are you stoned?
602
00:31:19,799 --> 00:31:21,733
- Sure, I'm the weird one.
603
00:31:21,735 --> 00:31:24,168
You had sex
with a 900-year-old man.
604
00:31:24,170 --> 00:31:26,904
That barrel chest?
Those toenails?
605
00:31:26,906 --> 00:31:29,641
- It probably sounds
like a big joke,
606
00:31:29,643 --> 00:31:31,142
since that what love
always sounds like
607
00:31:31,144 --> 00:31:32,643
to people like you.
608
00:31:32,645 --> 00:31:34,011
But sam took pleasure
609
00:31:34,013 --> 00:31:36,213
in everything in his life
that was real:
610
00:31:36,215 --> 00:31:40,150
His food, his farm,
his business,
611
00:31:40,152 --> 00:31:42,786
and, yes, his wife.
612
00:31:42,788 --> 00:31:44,655
- So when you were a little girl
and you imagined
613
00:31:44,657 --> 00:31:46,323
being with somebody,
that was it?
614
00:31:46,325 --> 00:31:48,991
- [LAUGHS]
I can't believe you.
615
00:31:51,328 --> 00:31:53,729
Sam needed me,
and he deserved me,
616
00:31:53,731 --> 00:31:55,398
because he was
wonderful to me.
617
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,667
- You forget you're talking
about someone I knew.
618
00:31:57,669 --> 00:31:59,201
Longer than you,
actually.
619
00:31:59,203 --> 00:32:00,936
He stopped talking to his son.
620
00:32:00,938 --> 00:32:03,839
- Ben stopped talking to him,
and it broke his heart.
621
00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:09,411
Okay, well, maybe you better
run along and get high,
622
00:32:09,413 --> 00:32:14,082
so at least one of us can forget
we had this conversation.
623
00:32:14,084 --> 00:32:17,952
[HINGE CREAKS, DOOR CLOSES]
624
00:32:26,761 --> 00:32:29,763
[J.S. BACH'S
AIR ON THE G STRING]
625
00:32:29,765 --> 00:32:36,837
♪ ♪
626
00:32:57,824 --> 00:32:59,357
[CLATTER]
627
00:33:08,034 --> 00:33:10,368
- Honey, what are you doing
out there?
628
00:33:10,370 --> 00:33:12,103
- Just trying to keep these toys
from killing the lawn.
629
00:33:12,105 --> 00:33:15,272
I'll be up in a minute.
630
00:33:15,274 --> 00:33:16,941
- Is something burning?
631
00:33:16,943 --> 00:33:18,476
I smell smoke.
632
00:33:23,115 --> 00:33:25,448
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
633
00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:32,521
♪ ♪
634
00:33:33,523 --> 00:33:35,891
[ROOSTER CROWS]
635
00:33:35,893 --> 00:33:38,894
- Morning.
- Morning.
636
00:33:38,896 --> 00:33:40,329
I can make you some eggs
if you want.
637
00:33:40,331 --> 00:33:42,865
- Now, are they the kind
with blood spots in them?
638
00:33:42,867 --> 00:33:45,099
- They're eggs from chickens
who walk around.
639
00:33:45,101 --> 00:33:46,934
- So they do have blood spots
in them.
640
00:33:46,936 --> 00:33:49,170
- Okay, everybody,
are you sitting down?
641
00:33:49,172 --> 00:33:51,172
Sit down, sit down,
sit down, sit.
642
00:33:51,174 --> 00:33:53,107
I had a... sit!
643
00:33:53,109 --> 00:33:54,842
I had an incredible night,
644
00:33:54,844 --> 00:33:56,511
and I swear to god,
it was a visitation,
645
00:33:56,513 --> 00:33:58,913
and, dallas,
I can't thank you enough.
646
00:33:58,915 --> 00:34:00,280
- Are you okay?
647
00:34:00,282 --> 00:34:02,382
- I am beyond okay,
I'm past okay.
648
00:34:02,384 --> 00:34:04,184
I'm not even looking back
at it anymore.
649
00:34:04,186 --> 00:34:06,119
Steve was right,
this is my chance.
650
00:34:06,121 --> 00:34:08,088
Of course, I can't do it alone,
but I was thinking about
651
00:34:08,090 --> 00:34:09,856
taking the money
from the grocery store
652
00:34:09,858 --> 00:34:11,892
and creating an institute
where people can come and study
653
00:34:11,894 --> 00:34:14,394
how to regain man's balance
with nature.
654
00:34:14,396 --> 00:34:17,229
Horticulture, agriculture,
aquaculture.
655
00:34:17,231 --> 00:34:18,531
Angela, you know
about all this shit,
656
00:34:18,533 --> 00:34:20,132
and you can give lessons
on cleaning
657
00:34:20,134 --> 00:34:21,433
and all that women's stuff.
And, steve,
658
00:34:21,435 --> 00:34:22,835
if we're gonna have a society,
659
00:34:22,837 --> 00:34:24,170
we're gonna need
a tv station.
660
00:34:24,172 --> 00:34:26,472
You could have
the whole station.
661
00:34:26,474 --> 00:34:28,440
- That sounds great.
662
00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,977
You look like
you haven't slept much.
663
00:34:31,979 --> 00:34:33,511
Why don't you sit down,
and we'll have some breakfast
664
00:34:33,513 --> 00:34:35,013
and talk about the plan.
665
00:34:35,015 --> 00:34:36,314
- You understand
I'm talking
666
00:34:36,316 --> 00:34:38,283
about fundamental changes
to society.
667
00:34:38,285 --> 00:34:39,584
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm not hungry.
668
00:34:39,586 --> 00:34:43,988
I have a mission statement
to write.
669
00:34:46,492 --> 00:34:49,193
- Is it always like that?
670
00:34:49,195 --> 00:34:51,261
- He usually doesn't make
that much sense.
671
00:34:51,263 --> 00:34:53,931
I'll be right back.
672
00:34:55,834 --> 00:34:57,868
Hey, genius at work.
673
00:34:57,870 --> 00:34:59,970
- I'm modeling it
on plato's school of athens,
674
00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:01,572
only not the socratic method.
675
00:35:01,574 --> 00:35:04,241
It's more like buddha.
You can relax.
676
00:35:04,243 --> 00:35:06,242
I can see what's going on
in your face right now.
677
00:35:06,244 --> 00:35:08,177
- It's 1/10th
of what's going on in my mind.
678
00:35:08,179 --> 00:35:10,313
- You told me that my father
had a plan for me
679
00:35:10,315 --> 00:35:11,948
to do what I wanted,
and this is what I want,
680
00:35:11,950 --> 00:35:13,516
and I'm not leaving you
behind!
681
00:35:13,518 --> 00:35:15,585
The tv station thing
was just off the top of my head.
682
00:35:15,587 --> 00:35:17,320
I want you to know
that I'm grateful.
683
00:35:17,322 --> 00:35:19,055
And the way that I figure it,
684
00:35:19,057 --> 00:35:20,890
there's enough for me
to keep the grocery store
685
00:35:20,892 --> 00:35:23,358
and for you to have
the farm and the house.
686
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,995
And it's not a gift.
You've earned it.
687
00:35:26,997 --> 00:35:29,164
- Suddenly, the plan
seems more appealing,
688
00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:31,600
but I don't think you're...
you seem a little...
689
00:35:31,602 --> 00:35:33,435
- the journey to enlightenment
is stressful.
690
00:35:33,437 --> 00:35:35,904
- No, it's not enlightened.
691
00:35:35,906 --> 00:35:37,606
[CAR APPROACHING]
692
00:35:37,608 --> 00:35:39,540
Great, mom's home.
693
00:35:46,081 --> 00:35:47,448
- Why are you still here?
694
00:35:47,450 --> 00:35:51,117
- Why are you so angry?
695
00:35:51,119 --> 00:35:55,554
- This was my mother's.
696
00:35:55,556 --> 00:35:56,922
- I need you to mellow out.
697
00:35:56,924 --> 00:35:58,590
- I need to keep
my wits about me.
698
00:35:58,592 --> 00:36:00,559
I wanna get this all down.
- Please, you're out of control.
699
00:36:00,561 --> 00:36:02,027
Let's take the edge off.
700
00:36:02,029 --> 00:36:04,129
[LIGHTS LIGHTER]
- Great.
701
00:36:04,131 --> 00:36:06,064
This is my wedding
all over again.
702
00:36:06,066 --> 00:36:08,533
- What are you doing?
This is important shit!
703
00:36:08,535 --> 00:36:10,469
This is a chance
to right your life!
704
00:36:10,471 --> 00:36:12,670
Drugs are not the answer!
- That's what I've been saying!
705
00:36:12,672 --> 00:36:14,505
- Thank god you're here,
because I can't do it all alone.
706
00:36:14,507 --> 00:36:16,374
- Jesus, get out and go away.
707
00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:18,075
I need to talk to my brother.
- He doesn't wanna talk.
708
00:36:18,077 --> 00:36:19,543
- Yes, I do, I have a plan.
I'm gonna start...
709
00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:21,112
- ben, you don't have
to tell her your plan.
710
00:36:21,114 --> 00:36:23,180
- Steve, I would prefer
to forego your input,
711
00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:25,616
since it most recently resulted
in my brother becoming fat,
712
00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:29,252
unemployed, and growing
that superbly antisocial beard.
713
00:36:29,254 --> 00:36:31,922
- Do not talk to him like that.
- No, no, it's okay.
714
00:36:31,924 --> 00:36:34,224
You know what, terry?
I am gonna get out of your way.
715
00:36:34,226 --> 00:36:36,493
So you can direct that rage
where it really belongs...
716
00:36:36,495 --> 00:36:39,629
at your grieving family.
717
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,635
- He doesn't understand
what's going on.
718
00:36:46,637 --> 00:36:50,072
The decisions that you make now
could secure a real future.
719
00:36:50,074 --> 00:36:51,607
- You don't think I know that?
- I'm sorry!
720
00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:53,709
I guess I just
got blindsided yesterday.
721
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:55,444
- It blew me away too!
722
00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:57,112
I didn't want the headache,
but then I thought,
723
00:36:57,114 --> 00:36:59,481
"all of this is part
of something amazing.
724
00:36:59,483 --> 00:37:02,383
Life stuff, renewal,
rebuilding."
725
00:37:02,385 --> 00:37:05,086
- yes, exactly.
726
00:37:05,088 --> 00:37:06,421
- I mean, this chrysalis
has served us
727
00:37:06,423 --> 00:37:08,423
as we developed
from pupa to adult.
728
00:37:08,425 --> 00:37:11,125
And now, it has to be
shed and eaten.
729
00:37:11,127 --> 00:37:13,428
- What are we talking about?
730
00:37:13,430 --> 00:37:15,096
- I really want to utilize
this capital
731
00:37:15,098 --> 00:37:16,564
to right some major wrongs,
732
00:37:16,566 --> 00:37:18,732
educate some mysteries,
set some ideas free.
733
00:37:18,734 --> 00:37:22,436
- Well, why don't I find a way
to manage my finances
734
00:37:22,438 --> 00:37:24,338
so I can support you
in eight months,
735
00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:27,007
after you've pissed away what
it took dad a lifetime to make.
736
00:37:27,009 --> 00:37:28,709
- I hear where you're coming
from, but it's just money.
737
00:37:28,711 --> 00:37:31,278
It doesn't mean dad
loved me more than you.
738
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:32,980
- What?
739
00:37:32,982 --> 00:37:34,714
- It doesn't mean dad loved me
more than you.
740
00:37:34,716 --> 00:37:37,083
- He didn't...
love you more.
741
00:37:37,085 --> 00:37:40,119
You were the squeaky wheel,
so you got all the oil.
742
00:37:42,222 --> 00:37:44,190
And if I were you,
743
00:37:44,192 --> 00:37:48,227
I wouldn't rush off to go change
the world quite yet.
744
00:37:54,567 --> 00:37:56,668
- Hello!
745
00:37:56,670 --> 00:37:58,136
Anybody?
746
00:37:58,138 --> 00:38:00,605
I'm gonna go now.
747
00:38:09,347 --> 00:38:13,050
Ben! Ben!
748
00:38:13,052 --> 00:38:17,286
- Yeah, I'm up here.
749
00:38:17,288 --> 00:38:19,322
- Look at you.
750
00:38:19,324 --> 00:38:22,492
Master of all you survey.
- Yeah.
751
00:38:22,494 --> 00:38:25,427
- You know, I wouldn't go if
I didn't have this job thing.
752
00:38:25,429 --> 00:38:27,496
I'll be out next weekend,
I promise.
753
00:38:27,498 --> 00:38:30,565
Plus, you can always call.
- Oh, I'll call.
754
00:38:30,567 --> 00:38:34,036
I'll call as soon as I get
that big fat check for you.
755
00:38:34,038 --> 00:38:37,773
- Hey, you know, I didn't think
you were really gonna do that.
756
00:38:37,775 --> 00:38:41,609
- Hey, buddy,
I love you.
757
00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:44,578
- Take a shower, okay?
758
00:38:46,748 --> 00:38:48,349
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
759
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,354
- Wait, so you're
just gonna leave?
760
00:38:53,356 --> 00:38:55,456
- Yeah, I gotta get going.
761
00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:58,091
It was really great to see you,
and thanks for the pie.
762
00:38:58,093 --> 00:39:00,660
- That was for dinner.
- I'll be eating dinner.
763
00:39:00,662 --> 00:39:02,328
- No, for everyone.
764
00:39:02,330 --> 00:39:04,197
- You're not as giving
as I thought you were.
765
00:39:04,199 --> 00:39:05,732
- I don't want the pie back.
I just...
766
00:39:05,734 --> 00:39:08,301
well, I guess you know ben
better than I do.
767
00:39:08,303 --> 00:39:10,236
Is he gonna be okay here
by himself?
768
00:39:10,238 --> 00:39:12,704
- By himself?
What, now you're gonna leave?
769
00:39:12,706 --> 00:39:14,440
I mean, with that poor kid
up there?
770
00:39:14,442 --> 00:39:16,642
- So he's not okay?
- He's right as rain.
771
00:39:16,644 --> 00:39:19,711
I mean, his father just died,
he's got a drug problem,
772
00:39:19,713 --> 00:39:22,181
probably some kind of
manic-depressive disorder,
773
00:39:22,183 --> 00:39:25,250
and, honestly, he wasn't
that well screwed together
774
00:39:25,252 --> 00:39:27,386
to begin with,
but he's an adult,
775
00:39:27,388 --> 00:39:30,088
and I have to go back
to do the 4:30 weather.
776
00:39:30,090 --> 00:39:32,156
And though you're under
no obligation,
777
00:39:32,158 --> 00:39:35,093
would it be so bad to take
another two or three weeks
778
00:39:35,095 --> 00:39:37,528
before you do whatever bullshit
you have to do?
779
00:39:37,530 --> 00:39:40,798
- You mean
teaching disabled kids?
780
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,767
- Oh, now they're disabled.
781
00:39:42,769 --> 00:39:45,168
Do you have any actual plans?
782
00:39:48,606 --> 00:39:50,841
- I guess I could take
my time moving out.
783
00:39:50,843 --> 00:39:52,509
- Great.
- You get a week,
784
00:39:52,511 --> 00:39:54,111
and I'm not adopting him.
785
00:39:54,113 --> 00:39:57,247
- Perfect.
I'm gonna leave you my number,
786
00:39:57,249 --> 00:39:59,416
in case
you have to get in touch.
787
00:39:59,418 --> 00:40:02,885
Did you know I'm on tv?
788
00:40:02,887 --> 00:40:05,488
- [LAUGHS]
789
00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:08,557
Yeah, actually,
sam bragged about you once.
790
00:40:08,559 --> 00:40:11,293
- I think he liked you, but
he couldn't really express it.
791
00:40:11,295 --> 00:40:15,798
- Yeah, it always came out
as "moron troublemaker."
792
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,333
he hated the irish too.
793
00:40:17,335 --> 00:40:19,167
People forget that.
794
00:40:19,169 --> 00:40:21,436
[CAR DOOR CLOSES,
ENGINE STARTS]
795
00:40:21,438 --> 00:40:23,571
Okay, now, will you let me know
if I run over a chicken?
796
00:40:23,573 --> 00:40:26,508
'Cause the pie's
all I can eat right now.
797
00:40:26,510 --> 00:40:27,909
- How long
does he stay up there?
798
00:40:27,911 --> 00:40:29,477
- Let me know.
799
00:40:53,266 --> 00:40:55,367
- Hey.
- Hey.
800
00:40:55,369 --> 00:40:56,935
How are you holding up?
801
00:40:56,937 --> 00:40:59,538
- [SIGHS]
I don't know.
802
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,206
It's all temporary, right?
803
00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:03,441
- Angela, you knew, when you
decided to get involved
804
00:41:03,443 --> 00:41:07,211
with a man so much older,
it wasn't for life.
805
00:41:07,213 --> 00:41:09,346
- You are so sentimental.
806
00:41:09,348 --> 00:41:12,716
- Okay, alls I'm saying
is that you had that experience.
807
00:41:12,718 --> 00:41:14,952
Now, don't be afraid
to be with a man your age.
808
00:41:14,954 --> 00:41:16,554
You got a whole time ahead.
809
00:41:18,823 --> 00:41:20,791
- Ben asked me to put these up.
810
00:41:20,793 --> 00:41:23,227
- I have some.
They upset people.
811
00:41:23,229 --> 00:41:25,862
- Hey, ma, samuel stoltzfoos
is outside.
812
00:41:25,864 --> 00:41:27,530
You have to negotiate
the lettuce with him.
813
00:41:27,532 --> 00:41:31,301
- No, listen, I gotta go.
I might need my hands.
814
00:41:31,303 --> 00:41:33,236
Okay.
815
00:41:33,238 --> 00:41:35,278
- Hello, terry.
- Good morning, sunshine.
816
00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:43,545
- It's hard, huh,
without him?
817
00:41:43,547 --> 00:41:46,548
- Yeah, try to keep busy.
818
00:41:47,884 --> 00:41:49,718
- Uh, about ben...
819
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:52,321
- god, don't stick your nose
in that too.
820
00:41:52,323 --> 00:41:53,922
- I'm living with him, terry.
821
00:41:53,924 --> 00:41:56,290
- Nobody asked you to.
In fact, I'm surprised
822
00:41:56,292 --> 00:41:57,491
that you didn't
blow out of town
823
00:41:57,493 --> 00:41:58,693
on the next guy
who came through.
824
00:41:58,695 --> 00:42:00,928
- [SCOFFS]
Jesus, that tongue!
825
00:42:00,930 --> 00:42:03,631
I think you just spoiled
all the vegetables in here.
826
00:42:03,633 --> 00:42:05,766
- You know, you came
into my family very recently
827
00:42:05,768 --> 00:42:07,969
and you started telling
everybody what to do,
828
00:42:07,971 --> 00:42:10,504
which was nothing...
do nothing.
829
00:42:10,506 --> 00:42:12,673
- That is not true!
- You convinced my father
830
00:42:12,675 --> 00:42:14,608
to let a thriving business
go to seed.
831
00:42:14,610 --> 00:42:17,611
"These are the good years!
Life is for living!"
832
00:42:17,613 --> 00:42:19,613
I mean, christ!
A man his age
833
00:42:19,615 --> 00:42:22,349
throwing himself into yoga
and guitar lessons...
834
00:42:22,351 --> 00:42:24,951
- you don't believe in growing!
- You don't grow!
835
00:42:24,953 --> 00:42:26,820
You're a tumbleweed
836
00:42:26,822 --> 00:42:28,922
who blows around whenever
the wind changes.
837
00:42:28,924 --> 00:42:31,523
- Shit, I swore
I wouldn't engage.
838
00:42:31,525 --> 00:42:32,758
I gotta go.
839
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,361
- You know,
people hide in charity.
840
00:42:37,364 --> 00:42:39,465
- Once in a while,
assume other people
841
00:42:39,467 --> 00:42:41,567
are as good as you,
not worse.
842
00:42:43,703 --> 00:42:46,371
- They're not.
843
00:42:46,373 --> 00:42:49,540
- How was the vacation?
844
00:42:49,542 --> 00:42:51,476
- It wasn't a vacation.
- Oh.
845
00:42:51,478 --> 00:42:52,944
Did you get your eyes done?
846
00:42:52,946 --> 00:42:54,579
- [OVER P.A.] delia
got some fan mail, you know.
847
00:42:54,581 --> 00:42:55,980
- Is that right?
848
00:42:55,982 --> 00:42:57,715
- 100 bucks says
delta's fan mail
849
00:42:57,717 --> 00:42:59,917
came from a member
of the cafeteria staff!
850
00:42:59,919 --> 00:43:01,753
- [OVER P.A.] corporate thinks
each piece of mail
851
00:43:01,755 --> 00:43:03,820
represents 1,000 viewers.
852
00:43:03,822 --> 00:43:06,056
- What, did she do
a really good job?
853
00:43:06,058 --> 00:43:07,523
- Hey, what was with you
854
00:43:07,525 --> 00:43:08,758
wrestling that bum
the other day?
855
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,059
Nicely done.
856
00:43:10,061 --> 00:43:12,595
- So did you know him
or something?
857
00:43:12,597 --> 00:43:14,764
- You know how it is.
You buy someone a cup of coffee
858
00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:17,433
and suddenly,
they're your best friend.
859
00:43:17,435 --> 00:43:18,800
Do I need my eyes done?
860
00:43:18,802 --> 00:43:20,402
- 30 seconds.
861
00:43:20,404 --> 00:43:22,304
- It would be illegal
to make them any bluer.
862
00:43:22,306 --> 00:43:24,639
- See, that's what I think.
863
00:43:24,641 --> 00:43:26,641
- Spinach check.
864
00:43:26,643 --> 00:43:29,044
[DOOR OPENS]
- You have no whitening trays?
865
00:43:29,046 --> 00:43:32,480
Now I really can't stay.
866
00:43:36,318 --> 00:43:39,520
- God, it must be tough
having to win the viewers over
867
00:43:39,522 --> 00:43:41,388
one at a time like this.
868
00:43:41,390 --> 00:43:44,658
- You know, while you were off
getting your eyes done
869
00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:47,661
over the weekend, paul flew me
to martha's vineyard
870
00:43:47,663 --> 00:43:49,396
to show me this house,
871
00:43:49,398 --> 00:43:52,332
and it wasn't one of those
stupid cape cod houses
872
00:43:52,334 --> 00:43:55,635
the tourists love.
This was a year-round home
873
00:43:55,637 --> 00:43:58,471
where you could really be
a part of the island.
874
00:43:58,473 --> 00:44:00,640
Paul understands
the limitations of our job,
875
00:44:00,642 --> 00:44:03,543
and, let's face it,
it's a short window
876
00:44:03,545 --> 00:44:05,611
and it's not really based
on skill.
877
00:44:05,613 --> 00:44:07,946
- Yeah, I know that.
Lucky for me,
878
00:44:07,948 --> 00:44:11,016
my finances have kind of been
taking care of themselves.
879
00:44:11,018 --> 00:44:13,719
- Sandwich guy told me
you nailed the baseball pool.
880
00:44:13,721 --> 00:44:17,055
- No, really. I'm coming
into a little piece of property
881
00:44:17,057 --> 00:44:19,958
up in lancaster myself.
I'll probably unload it.
882
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,760
Brian williams
has a place up there.
883
00:44:21,762 --> 00:44:23,695
- I don't think so.
884
00:44:26,098 --> 00:44:28,799
Thanks for the ride.
885
00:44:28,801 --> 00:44:33,037
- Which is why I'm sick
and tired of the bullshit.
886
00:44:33,039 --> 00:44:34,805
- Excuse me, sorry.
887
00:44:34,807 --> 00:44:36,040
I was just passing through.
888
00:44:36,042 --> 00:44:38,042
- Sit, please.
Join us.
889
00:44:40,644 --> 00:44:44,848
Everybody, this is angela,
my stepmother.
890
00:44:47,985 --> 00:44:51,821
- Didn't we meet
at the plastic bag rally?
891
00:44:51,823 --> 00:44:54,057
Oh, your skin is so white.
892
00:44:54,059 --> 00:44:56,459
- I think we should listen now.
893
00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:01,397
- If we create
a non-profit society,
894
00:45:01,399 --> 00:45:04,566
we can reap the tax benefits
of said society.
895
00:45:04,568 --> 00:45:07,636
It is gonna be
a beginning and an ending
896
00:45:07,638 --> 00:45:09,405
of life as we know it,
897
00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:14,976
and that is why I'm calling it
"the omega society."
898
00:45:14,978 --> 00:45:17,078
- I hate to stick
my nose into this, but...
899
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,947
- everyone's voice
has equal merit.
900
00:45:19,949 --> 00:45:23,084
- "The omega society" sounds
like "the omega institute."
901
00:45:23,086 --> 00:45:25,853
it's a holistic
organization.
902
00:45:25,855 --> 00:45:29,490
Environmentalism,
spiritual rebirth.
903
00:45:29,492 --> 00:45:32,425
- It's total synchronicity
is what it is.
904
00:45:32,427 --> 00:45:34,994
Not only is it the perfect name
for our society,
905
00:45:34,996 --> 00:45:37,763
but it already exists.
906
00:45:37,765 --> 00:45:39,899
- I think there's
an omega society too,
907
00:45:39,901 --> 00:45:41,700
so I don't think
legally we...
908
00:45:41,702 --> 00:45:44,170
- justin, it's not
about what is legal!
909
00:45:44,172 --> 00:45:45,871
I grew up out here.
910
00:45:45,873 --> 00:45:47,906
There are amish people
on three sides of this farm.
911
00:45:47,908 --> 00:45:49,774
They don't vote.
912
00:45:49,776 --> 00:45:51,476
They don't join the army.
913
00:45:51,478 --> 00:45:54,813
They don't send their children
to our schools.
914
00:45:54,815 --> 00:45:59,784
When you live off the land
and you're honest,
915
00:45:59,786 --> 00:46:02,886
things fall into place!
916
00:46:04,689 --> 00:46:09,593
You are a beacon
to that babylon out there.
917
00:46:09,595 --> 00:46:11,795
- My cousin lives in oregon.
918
00:46:11,797 --> 00:46:14,498
Ben's right.
919
00:46:19,970 --> 00:46:22,905
- So I've never seen you
at the marriott before.
920
00:46:22,907 --> 00:46:24,841
- Oh, I really shouldn't.
921
00:46:24,843 --> 00:46:27,743
- You just gonna go home
and stare at an empty dog bed?
922
00:46:27,745 --> 00:46:29,645
Chester doesn't get home
from the hospital
923
00:46:29,647 --> 00:46:32,114
till tomorrow, right?
924
00:46:32,116 --> 00:46:34,217
- His name is "clarence,"
925
00:46:34,219 --> 00:46:36,218
he got out
of the hospital today,
926
00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:38,820
and my mom is watching him.
927
00:46:38,822 --> 00:46:40,689
But you sure are
a good listener.
928
00:46:40,691 --> 00:46:44,192
- So are you, and a very
beautiful one, actually.
929
00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:51,700
- [CHUCKLES]
- [MOANS]
930
00:46:51,702 --> 00:46:53,267
- I think clarence needs me.
931
00:46:53,269 --> 00:46:55,202
- Seriously,
I'm really fast.
932
00:46:55,204 --> 00:46:56,837
[PHONE BUZZES]
933
00:46:56,839 --> 00:46:58,639
Did you give my number
to someone?
934
00:46:58,641 --> 00:47:00,274
- I don't even have your...
- Shh, one second.
935
00:47:00,276 --> 00:47:01,675
Hello.
936
00:47:01,677 --> 00:47:03,077
- Ugh.
937
00:47:03,079 --> 00:47:04,845
I really didn't mean
to bother you.
938
00:47:04,847 --> 00:47:07,882
Ben's fine, but we just got
this registered letter.
939
00:47:07,884 --> 00:47:09,282
Terry's challenging
the will.
940
00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:10,817
- Why?
941
00:47:10,819 --> 00:47:12,685
I mean, I know why.
But under what grounds?
942
00:47:12,687 --> 00:47:14,687
- Well,
it's ben's competency.
943
00:47:14,689 --> 00:47:16,022
There's gonna be a hearing,
944
00:47:16,024 --> 00:47:18,057
and he has to see
a psychiatrist.
945
00:47:18,059 --> 00:47:19,659
- Can you believe this?
946
00:47:19,661 --> 00:47:22,295
This morning
the bank account was shut down.
947
00:47:22,297 --> 00:47:24,864
It's a classic obstacle
to a pioneer.
948
00:47:24,866 --> 00:47:28,200
It's like galileo
or che or Jesus.
949
00:47:28,202 --> 00:47:30,035
Every great move
has a countermove.
950
00:47:30,037 --> 00:47:31,637
But let me tell you,
951
00:47:31,639 --> 00:47:34,006
my sister's greed is not
gonna stop the evolution
952
00:47:34,008 --> 00:47:36,542
of mind and body
that's going on out here!
953
00:47:36,544 --> 00:47:38,544
- No, no, no, look,
you need to calm down.
954
00:47:38,546 --> 00:47:39,811
Just get a lawyer.
955
00:47:39,813 --> 00:47:42,613
- A law...
you think I'm crazy now?
956
00:47:42,615 --> 00:47:44,148
- Go see the shrink.
957
00:47:44,150 --> 00:47:47,318
It's like giving them the money
if you don't go.
958
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,687
- I could be my own lawyer,
you know?
959
00:47:49,689 --> 00:47:50,955
- There you go.
960
00:47:50,957 --> 00:47:52,557
- I could prepare a brief,
961
00:47:52,559 --> 00:47:54,258
one of those 600-page
obstructionist babies.
962
00:47:54,260 --> 00:47:56,861
[LAUGHING] they don't know
who they're fucking with.
963
00:47:56,863 --> 00:47:58,260
[PHONE THUDS]
964
00:48:03,033 --> 00:48:04,600
- Hey, you still there?
965
00:48:04,602 --> 00:48:05,801
- Yes.
966
00:48:05,803 --> 00:48:07,269
Any other fires to put out?
967
00:48:07,271 --> 00:48:09,605
- It is just getting
more and more intense,
968
00:48:09,607 --> 00:48:13,309
and there are a lot of other
people involved now.
969
00:48:13,311 --> 00:48:16,711
- Like you and me?
970
00:48:16,713 --> 00:48:18,947
- No, I mean there are
these hippie kids now
971
00:48:18,949 --> 00:48:22,083
and the store
and now this court thing.
972
00:48:22,085 --> 00:48:24,018
He just seems
very agitated.
973
00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:25,753
I mean, I've been trying
to deal with it,
974
00:48:25,755 --> 00:48:29,357
but...[SIGHS]
I'm just glad I could call you.
975
00:48:29,359 --> 00:48:31,224
- You can always call me.
976
00:48:32,927 --> 00:48:35,128
- I'm leaving.
- [WHISPERING] maybe you should.
977
00:48:35,130 --> 00:48:37,598
- Oh, my god,
is there someone there?
978
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,701
- No, I'm alone.
979
00:48:40,703 --> 00:48:41,935
Now.
980
00:48:41,937 --> 00:48:43,637
- I'm sorry.
981
00:48:43,639 --> 00:48:47,306
- It's fine.
You're just doing your job.
982
00:48:47,308 --> 00:48:51,010
My job actually.
983
00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:54,347
- I don't really know him.
984
00:48:54,349 --> 00:48:56,048
- He's ben.
985
00:48:56,050 --> 00:48:58,217
He's a blast
most of the time.
986
00:48:58,219 --> 00:49:00,386
But you didn't know
his mother.
987
00:49:00,388 --> 00:49:04,289
He inherited some things
that weren't in the will.
988
00:49:04,291 --> 00:49:05,991
- Yeah, sam mentioned that.
989
00:49:05,993 --> 00:49:08,827
- Probably nothing like
the free love,
990
00:49:08,829 --> 00:49:10,762
whole foods thing
you grew up in.
991
00:49:10,764 --> 00:49:12,197
- My father was an actuary
992
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:14,733
for the hartford
insurance company.
993
00:49:14,735 --> 00:49:17,936
He died at his desk.
I was still at andover.
994
00:49:17,938 --> 00:49:21,905
- Huh.
Like, say, about sam's age?
995
00:49:21,907 --> 00:49:24,041
- What?
- So you must be loaded.
996
00:49:24,043 --> 00:49:26,944
- [LAUGHS]
997
00:49:26,946 --> 00:49:28,946
Is he gonna be okay or not?
998
00:49:28,948 --> 00:49:30,748
- This is the way
it usually goes.
999
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:33,684
The best thing to do
is keep feeding him.
1000
00:49:33,686 --> 00:49:36,086
Food is nature's vicodin.
1001
00:49:36,088 --> 00:49:38,321
That's good too, by the way,
if you have it.
1002
00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:44,661
You should finally be getting
some rain up that way, you know?
1003
00:49:44,663 --> 00:49:48,698
- Hmm.
I'm not too sure about that.
1004
00:50:01,210 --> 00:50:04,346
Well, good night.
1005
00:50:06,215 --> 00:50:08,250
- Yeah, good night
to you too.
1006
00:50:33,973 --> 00:50:35,534
[THUD]
[GRUNTS]
1007
00:50:46,819 --> 00:50:52,824
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
1008
00:50:56,128 --> 00:50:58,129
Whoo!
1009
00:50:58,131 --> 00:50:59,863
[HORSE CHUFF S]
1010
00:51:00,998 --> 00:51:03,266
- Ben?
1011
00:51:03,268 --> 00:51:04,468
Ben?
1012
00:51:04,470 --> 00:51:06,136
Is he ready?
1013
00:51:06,138 --> 00:51:08,739
- Ben, terry's here!
1014
00:51:08,741 --> 00:51:10,407
I can't believe
you're doing this.
1015
00:51:10,409 --> 00:51:13,009
- Yeah, well, I can't believe
you're still here.
1016
00:51:13,011 --> 00:51:14,911
Ben?
1017
00:51:14,913 --> 00:51:17,446
Benji, we're going
to the doctor, okay?
1018
00:51:17,448 --> 00:51:21,050
There isn't anything
to be...
1019
00:51:21,052 --> 00:51:23,185
ben?
1020
00:51:27,257 --> 00:51:28,891
Great.
1021
00:51:36,065 --> 00:51:39,067
[INDISTINCT DISPATCHER
CHATTER]
1022
00:51:39,069 --> 00:51:41,803
- Why aren't you inside?
1023
00:51:45,141 --> 00:51:46,474
Greetings.
1024
00:51:50,545 --> 00:51:53,313
- Sorry to keep
bothering you like that.
1025
00:51:53,315 --> 00:51:55,115
- I don't think getting
a glass of water
1026
00:51:55,117 --> 00:51:57,551
is the biggest inconvenience
for these people right now.
1027
00:51:57,553 --> 00:52:01,221
- I was just explaining
my admiration for these people.
1028
00:52:01,223 --> 00:52:03,323
They live off the land
in kindness.
1029
00:52:03,325 --> 00:52:05,491
They don't believe in war
or pollution.
1030
00:52:05,493 --> 00:52:07,493
I'll tell you, one day,
when there's no earth left
1031
00:52:07,495 --> 00:52:09,462
'cause we used it up,
1032
00:52:09,464 --> 00:52:11,531
there'll be 10 square miles
of lancaster county
1033
00:52:11,533 --> 00:52:14,066
where god still exists.
1034
00:52:14,068 --> 00:52:16,102
- Why are you naked?
1035
00:52:16,104 --> 00:52:18,838
- I didn't want that
chemical smell on me anymore.
1036
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,806
- That smell
is not chemicals.
1037
00:52:20,808 --> 00:52:23,375
It's b.o., 'cause you have
stopped showering,
1038
00:52:23,377 --> 00:52:26,378
and you ruined everything
I bought you at the gap,
1039
00:52:26,380 --> 00:52:27,946
which you loved.
- I don't anymore.
1040
00:52:27,948 --> 00:52:29,381
- We are going.
1041
00:52:29,383 --> 00:52:31,583
This entire incident
is inappropriate
1042
00:52:31,585 --> 00:52:34,486
and probably illegal,
and if I were mr. Yoder,
1043
00:52:34,488 --> 00:52:36,021
I would make you pay
for the fact
1044
00:52:36,023 --> 00:52:37,354
that I missed
two hours of farmwork
1045
00:52:37,356 --> 00:52:39,356
so I could ride into town
on a buggy
1046
00:52:39,358 --> 00:52:41,058
to get a cop out here.
1047
00:52:41,060 --> 00:52:43,394
- You're wrong!
We're having a conversation!
1048
00:52:43,396 --> 00:52:45,362
- I don't want to speak
out of turn here,
1049
00:52:45,364 --> 00:52:48,097
but felty and sarah
are not being hospitable.
1050
00:52:48,099 --> 00:52:51,234
They're pacifists,
and this is how they respond
1051
00:52:51,236 --> 00:52:52,836
to being held hostage.
1052
00:53:03,446 --> 00:53:05,347
- Gosh, I'm...
1053
00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:07,449
I never meant to...
i didn't...
1054
00:53:07,451 --> 00:53:09,852
- ben, I think you can keep
the apron.
1055
00:53:12,387 --> 00:53:15,289
Let's go.
1056
00:53:15,291 --> 00:53:17,458
Yes, the best way to get
the soda out of the bottle
1057
00:53:17,460 --> 00:53:20,561
is to shake it
and shake it and shake it.
1058
00:53:20,563 --> 00:53:22,496
Need a ride?
1059
00:53:22,498 --> 00:53:23,898
- Yes.
1060
00:53:29,337 --> 00:53:30,971
- Next time,
go over to the highway
1061
00:53:30,973 --> 00:53:33,406
and get anderson to ring
the fire bell for you.
1062
00:53:33,408 --> 00:53:34,908
- I will.
I apologize.
1063
00:53:34,910 --> 00:53:36,343
I might have been
in a bit of a panic.
1064
00:53:36,345 --> 00:53:38,645
- I am terribly sorry,
mr. Yoder.
1065
00:53:38,647 --> 00:53:41,915
- I'm sorry to hear
about your father.
1066
00:53:41,917 --> 00:53:45,150
- Thank you very much.
We all miss him, obviously.
1067
00:53:45,152 --> 00:53:47,653
- He was lucky to have
a long life.
1068
00:53:47,655 --> 00:53:49,321
Such a caring daughter.
1069
00:53:49,323 --> 00:53:52,892
All he cared about
was his family.
1070
00:53:52,894 --> 00:53:57,363
Surely, there's no other reason
for being on this earth.
1071
00:53:57,365 --> 00:54:00,198
- What would you do
if you couldn't have children?
1072
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:04,102
- I would pray to god
to send them to me.
1073
00:54:04,104 --> 00:54:06,938
- What if you don't
believe in god?
1074
00:54:09,275 --> 00:54:11,676
- Maybe that's why
you can't have children.
1075
00:54:15,481 --> 00:54:19,116
- [INHALES]
[WATER GURGLES]
1076
00:54:19,118 --> 00:54:21,451
Honestly, ben,
you really fucked me here.
1077
00:54:21,453 --> 00:54:24,054
- My independence of mind
is obviously a threat to them.
1078
00:54:24,056 --> 00:54:26,323
- Them?
- Society.
1079
00:54:26,325 --> 00:54:28,158
With all their poison.
1080
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,526
I'm not putting it
in my body.
1081
00:54:29,528 --> 00:54:31,328
- And I respect
that deep-fried temple
1082
00:54:31,330 --> 00:54:32,561
that you've built,
1083
00:54:32,563 --> 00:54:35,398
but you have
to stop running naked.
1084
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,099
- I know. I panicked.
1085
00:54:37,101 --> 00:54:39,936
Even the most committed
messenger has a moment of doubt.
1086
00:54:39,938 --> 00:54:41,437
- Keep that word "committed"
in mind.
1087
00:54:41,439 --> 00:54:42,672
- Next time.
1088
00:54:42,674 --> 00:54:44,307
- Oh, you mean
in the courtroom?
1089
00:54:44,309 --> 00:54:45,574
Because that's where
we're heading,
1090
00:54:45,576 --> 00:54:47,109
and they might not stop
with the money.
1091
00:54:47,111 --> 00:54:48,477
They can force you
to take the medicine,
1092
00:54:48,479 --> 00:54:49,711
and they can lock you up.
1093
00:54:49,713 --> 00:54:51,112
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
1094
00:54:51,114 --> 00:54:53,048
We're studying in here.
1095
00:54:53,050 --> 00:54:55,150
- Anyone hungry?
- Not really.
1096
00:54:55,152 --> 00:54:57,152
- I gotta go.
1097
00:54:57,154 --> 00:54:58,720
- Ben, you okay?
1098
00:54:58,722 --> 00:55:00,221
- I don't know.
1099
00:55:00,223 --> 00:55:02,090
I'm feeling
a little stressed out.
1100
00:55:02,092 --> 00:55:03,725
- I'm stressed out.
You're crazy.
1101
00:55:03,727 --> 00:55:06,961
Let's use the word freely
as if it gives us power.
1102
00:55:06,963 --> 00:55:09,396
Good night.
1103
00:55:15,069 --> 00:55:17,437
[DOG BARKING]
1104
00:55:17,439 --> 00:55:19,505
- I see you've been
arrested a few times.
1105
00:55:19,507 --> 00:55:21,474
Public outbursts,
indecency,
1106
00:55:21,476 --> 00:55:23,608
a misdemeanor
related to your profession,
1107
00:55:23,610 --> 00:55:27,112
which you listed here
as "small farmer."
1108
00:55:27,114 --> 00:55:30,148
I also see that you've
never considered medication.
1109
00:55:30,150 --> 00:55:34,519
- Antidepressants?
They have been suggested,
1110
00:55:34,521 --> 00:55:37,522
as they have been
to most of america.
1111
00:55:37,524 --> 00:55:40,157
- Well, I was thinking
more like a mood stabilizer,
1112
00:55:40,159 --> 00:55:41,525
which for most
is a very effective
1113
00:55:41,527 --> 00:55:43,494
therapeutic solution.
1114
00:55:43,496 --> 00:55:46,564
- No need to resist
the magic of lithium, I know.
1115
00:55:46,566 --> 00:55:48,599
We should sprinkle
its salty goodness
1116
00:55:48,601 --> 00:55:50,334
over the fries at mcdonald's
1117
00:55:50,336 --> 00:55:52,269
until we're
dawn of the dead drooling
1118
00:55:52,271 --> 00:55:53,704
towards banana republic,
1119
00:55:53,706 --> 00:55:56,006
pushing our carts, dazed,
through the market,
1120
00:55:56,008 --> 00:55:57,540
throwing the meat in,
1121
00:55:57,542 --> 00:56:01,611
black blood pooling
under so much plastic.
1122
00:56:01,613 --> 00:56:03,513
- That's an interesting image.
1123
00:56:03,515 --> 00:56:06,149
- Which I wouldn't have
if I was zonked on that shit.
1124
00:56:06,151 --> 00:56:08,184
I wouldn't feel this hum
I've got going,
1125
00:56:08,186 --> 00:56:10,720
clear, sharp,
and purposeful,
1126
00:56:10,722 --> 00:56:13,622
like every ion in my body
is vibrating with genius.
1127
00:56:13,624 --> 00:56:15,124
- Marijuana is a chemical.
1128
00:56:15,126 --> 00:56:17,159
- It's green
and from the earth.
1129
00:56:17,161 --> 00:56:18,360
- But it's a drug,
1130
00:56:18,362 --> 00:56:20,129
a way of dealing
with your symptoms.
1131
00:56:20,131 --> 00:56:22,297
- Like the drug you get
when you go into a restaurant
1132
00:56:22,299 --> 00:56:23,799
or come home after work
1133
00:56:23,801 --> 00:56:26,101
or offer a stranger the moment
they come in your house.
1134
00:56:26,103 --> 00:56:30,705
Our whole social system
is built around some drug.
1135
00:56:30,707 --> 00:56:34,609
Most cultures made beer
before they had an alphabet.
1136
00:56:34,611 --> 00:56:36,744
- I'm going to ask you
some questions,
1137
00:56:36,746 --> 00:56:39,814
and you can just tell me
yes or no, okay?
1138
00:56:39,816 --> 00:56:42,316
Do you experience
sensations of things
1139
00:56:42,318 --> 00:56:45,652
that are not there?
1140
00:56:45,654 --> 00:56:50,190
Do you hear voices?
1141
00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:54,327
Are you afraid right now?
1142
00:56:58,366 --> 00:57:02,401
- There are times
that are wonderful,
1143
00:57:02,403 --> 00:57:05,237
and there are times
that are horrible,
1144
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:08,707
and the wonderful thing is,
right now, I feel alive.
1145
00:57:08,709 --> 00:57:11,744
But the terrible thing is that
you're not asking me how I feel
1146
00:57:11,746 --> 00:57:13,345
about my father dying.
1147
00:57:13,347 --> 00:57:14,780
- Oh, well, I was going...
1148
00:57:14,782 --> 00:57:17,282
- I feel alone
in the universe,
1149
00:57:17,284 --> 00:57:19,517
except for steve.
1150
00:57:23,255 --> 00:57:25,557
- So why do you think
you're here?
1151
00:57:28,661 --> 00:57:30,862
- Because I won the lottery.
1152
00:57:30,864 --> 00:57:35,699
Everybody's got their hand out.
1153
00:57:35,701 --> 00:57:37,301
- Now action back to barry
with his suited ace.
1154
00:57:37,303 --> 00:57:40,336
80,000 to call
to see a flop here.
1155
00:57:40,338 --> 00:57:41,637
And he will have to...
1156
00:57:41,639 --> 00:57:42,738
[CLICK]
1157
00:57:53,316 --> 00:57:55,851
- Yes, yes,
you'll clean up later.
1158
00:58:04,260 --> 00:58:05,560
No.
1159
00:58:05,562 --> 00:58:09,697
Motherfucking god damn
damn it!
1160
00:58:09,699 --> 00:58:11,632
[SIGHS]
1161
00:58:13,135 --> 00:58:15,136
Look at it, it's huge.
1162
00:58:15,138 --> 00:58:16,871
Leaves and acorns
everywhere.
1163
00:58:16,873 --> 00:58:18,606
You gotta get rid of it.
1164
00:58:18,608 --> 00:58:20,641
- The building is called
"the oaks."
1165
00:58:20,643 --> 00:58:22,276
it's the only one left.
1166
00:58:22,278 --> 00:58:23,910
- It's just a tree.
1167
00:58:23,912 --> 00:58:25,845
It blocks
all the natural light.
1168
00:58:25,847 --> 00:58:28,581
Plus, it decreases
the value of my unit.
1169
00:58:28,583 --> 00:58:30,884
I can circulate a petition
if you want,
1170
00:58:30,886 --> 00:58:32,919
but you know
everybody feels the same,
1171
00:58:32,921 --> 00:58:36,823
and you gotta be sick
of cleaning up all this crap.
1172
00:58:36,825 --> 00:58:38,424
- I'll see what I can do.
1173
00:58:38,426 --> 00:58:40,592
- Great.
That's all I can ask.
1174
00:58:40,594 --> 00:58:43,862
- Oh, and, steve,
thanks for the oriole tickets.
1175
00:58:43,864 --> 00:58:45,864
- Freebies, armin.
Don't be impressed.
1176
00:58:52,939 --> 00:58:55,940
- I happen to be
in charge here.
1177
00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:02,647
Stop asking me
where the debate is,
1178
00:59:02,649 --> 00:59:04,315
'cause I'm not going.
- Ben?
1179
00:59:04,317 --> 00:59:06,250
- We all agreed
on a starting place,
1180
00:59:06,252 --> 00:59:07,818
and that's where it's gonna be,
and it's not about
1181
00:59:07,820 --> 00:59:09,787
who's got the most, it...
[KNOCKING]
1182
00:59:09,789 --> 00:59:12,722
- Ben, who's in there
with you?
1183
00:59:12,724 --> 00:59:13,924
- Hey.
1184
00:59:13,926 --> 00:59:15,792
- Were you on the phone?
1185
00:59:15,794 --> 00:59:17,894
- No.
1186
00:59:25,603 --> 00:59:29,905
- My diagnosis, as I wrote,
is classic bipolar disorder,
1187
00:59:29,907 --> 00:59:31,907
euphoric
with schizoid tendencies.
1188
00:59:31,909 --> 00:59:34,944
- [WHISPERING]
see, I told you.
1189
00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:36,946
- So in your assessment,
dr. Vincent,
1190
00:59:36,948 --> 00:59:40,282
you see mr. Baker as being
incapable of understanding
1191
00:59:40,284 --> 00:59:42,551
any consequences
for his actions?
1192
00:59:42,553 --> 00:59:44,353
- Yes.
1193
00:59:44,355 --> 00:59:46,387
- That is all we have to say,
your honor.
1194
00:59:46,389 --> 00:59:48,623
- Uh, mr. Baker,
1195
00:59:48,625 --> 00:59:50,291
have you been
having difficulty
1196
00:59:50,293 --> 00:59:52,360
distinguishing
between real and unreal?
1197
00:59:52,362 --> 00:59:53,962
- My whole life.
1198
00:59:56,432 --> 00:59:57,665
- Hmm.
1199
00:59:57,667 --> 00:59:59,801
This is a very serious
diagnosis.
1200
00:59:59,803 --> 01:00:01,501
Would you describe him
1201
01:00:01,503 --> 01:00:05,371
as a danger to himself
or to other people?
1202
01:00:05,373 --> 01:00:07,406
- Actually,
I would say no,
1203
01:00:07,408 --> 01:00:08,975
not at this moment.
1204
01:00:08,977 --> 01:00:11,544
It is, of course,
completely possible.
1205
01:00:11,546 --> 01:00:13,412
- Well, I'm prepared
to rule on this.
1206
01:00:13,414 --> 01:00:15,348
Mr. baker, ms. Coulter,
1207
01:00:15,350 --> 01:00:17,782
I have to agree
with dr. Vincent's finding
1208
01:00:17,784 --> 01:00:19,718
that mr. Baker is...
1209
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:21,653
I'm sorry to talk about you
as though you weren't here,
1210
01:00:21,655 --> 01:00:25,457
but this 11-page handwritten
brief didn't help, son.
1211
01:00:25,459 --> 01:00:29,261
He is seriously
mentally troubled.
1212
01:00:29,263 --> 01:00:31,396
And he's likely
to behave with this money
1213
01:00:31,398 --> 01:00:33,665
in an extremely
irresponsible manner.
1214
01:00:33,667 --> 01:00:36,800
But hopefully, he won't,
because as long as he's not
1215
01:00:36,802 --> 01:00:39,503
a threat to himself
or other people, he can
1216
01:00:39,505 --> 01:00:41,672
go out and buy the world's
largest hat if he wants.
1217
01:00:41,674 --> 01:00:43,040
[TAPS GAVEL]
1218
01:00:43,042 --> 01:00:44,942
- Your honor,
you don't understand.
1219
01:00:44,944 --> 01:00:47,945
- Look, your father could have
left his money to his dog.
1220
01:00:47,947 --> 01:00:49,580
The law is crystal clear.
1221
01:00:49,582 --> 01:00:51,314
If the government
gets their piece,
1222
01:00:51,316 --> 01:00:54,384
the mandates of the deceased
are to be observed.
1223
01:00:56,620 --> 01:00:58,521
- Ben, I'm just
looking out for you, I swear.
1224
01:00:58,523 --> 01:01:00,423
- No, I'm looking out
for you!
1225
01:01:00,425 --> 01:01:02,425
- Every time
I think you're crazy,
1226
01:01:02,427 --> 01:01:05,528
along comes
the justice system.
1227
01:01:05,530 --> 01:01:07,529
[UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC]
1228
01:01:07,531 --> 01:01:08,864
- Whoo!
1229
01:01:08,866 --> 01:01:10,632
Is this great or what?
1230
01:01:10,634 --> 01:01:13,602
- Yeah, glenlivet scotch
in a shit hole like this?
1231
01:01:13,604 --> 01:01:14,903
- I'm buying everything.
1232
01:01:14,905 --> 01:01:17,606
Bartender,
drinks on the house.
1233
01:01:17,608 --> 01:01:19,341
- My man!
- Yeah!
1234
01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:20,842
[SCATTERED CHEERS]
1235
01:01:20,844 --> 01:01:22,744
- I am not buying
everybody a drink.
1236
01:01:22,746 --> 01:01:25,346
- No, I think he means
drinks are on him.
1237
01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:27,715
- What did I say?
1238
01:01:27,717 --> 01:01:29,550
- Hey, hey.
1239
01:01:29,552 --> 01:01:32,420
My mom... my mom just gave me
the message.
1240
01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:33,921
Congratulations.
- Oh, thanks.
1241
01:01:33,923 --> 01:01:35,790
It means so much.
- Yeah.
1242
01:01:35,792 --> 01:01:37,091
- I don't know if you ever
met my friend, steve dallas.
1243
01:01:37,093 --> 01:01:38,993
Steve, this is zed starkovitch.
- Hi.
1244
01:01:38,995 --> 01:01:40,560
- He's kind of
the chief administrator
1245
01:01:40,562 --> 01:01:42,095
of the whole
omega society.
1246
01:01:42,097 --> 01:01:44,531
- I guess we should be saying
congratulations to you.
1247
01:01:44,533 --> 01:01:48,335
Can we get
another beer?
1248
01:01:48,337 --> 01:01:51,838
- To transforming
society from within.
1249
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:55,675
To being a tapeworm
gnawing on its intestines,
1250
01:01:55,677 --> 01:01:58,610
sucking and feeding
on the bile and waste,
1251
01:01:58,612 --> 01:02:01,447
growing stronger
every minute.
1252
01:02:01,449 --> 01:02:03,949
- Okay, I'm gonna let
you two celebrate.
1253
01:02:03,951 --> 01:02:06,719
Zed, can your mom
take you and ben home?
1254
01:02:06,721 --> 01:02:09,988
- My mom's blind.
1255
01:02:09,990 --> 01:02:12,790
- I'm bottling
this moment.
1256
01:02:12,792 --> 01:02:15,026
♪ ♪
1257
01:02:15,028 --> 01:02:19,530
- ♪ Walking on
the dark side of the moon ♪
1258
01:02:19,532 --> 01:02:20,998
♪ I'm a loser,
I'm a boozer ♪
1259
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,500
- [WHISTLES]
1260
01:02:24,803 --> 01:02:26,037
[BOSTON'S FOREPLAY/LONG TIME]
1261
01:02:26,039 --> 01:02:28,839
- ♪ I should be going
yeah ♪
1262
01:02:28,841 --> 01:02:31,941
♪ And time doesn't wait
for me ♪
1263
01:02:31,943 --> 01:02:37,413
♪ It keeps on rolling ♪
1264
01:02:37,415 --> 01:02:40,483
♪ Sail on ♪
1265
01:02:40,485 --> 01:02:43,986
♪ On a distant highway
yeah ♪
1266
01:02:43,988 --> 01:02:45,720
- You done celebrating?
1267
01:02:45,722 --> 01:02:48,590
- You gotta come out here.
You've gotta see this.
1268
01:02:48,592 --> 01:02:51,159
- Where's ben?
- Still hanging out.
1269
01:02:51,161 --> 01:02:53,828
Look at all these stars.
1270
01:02:53,830 --> 01:02:55,397
Have you seen this?
1271
01:02:55,399 --> 01:02:57,866
- Yeah.
1272
01:02:57,868 --> 01:03:00,869
Yeah, I have.
Pretty great.
1273
01:03:00,871 --> 01:03:04,838
♪ ♪
1274
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,174
- ♪ Well, I'm taking my time ♪
1275
01:03:07,176 --> 01:03:10,110
- ♪ I'm just moving on ♪
1276
01:03:10,112 --> 01:03:13,046
♪ You'll forget about me
after I've been gone ♪
1277
01:03:13,048 --> 01:03:15,149
- ♪ And I take what I find ♪
1278
01:03:15,151 --> 01:03:16,950
- Can you dance?
1279
01:03:16,952 --> 01:03:20,086
- You can't handle it.
1280
01:03:20,088 --> 01:03:22,722
♪ ♪
1281
01:03:22,724 --> 01:03:24,991
- ♪ Yeah-ah ♪
1282
01:03:24,993 --> 01:03:27,460
[MUSIC STOPS]
1283
01:03:27,462 --> 01:03:28,761
- Come over here.
1284
01:03:39,038 --> 01:03:42,040
What is this?
1285
01:03:42,042 --> 01:03:43,775
- What are you
talking about, "this"?
1286
01:03:43,777 --> 01:03:46,645
- Don't mess with me.
This.
1287
01:03:46,647 --> 01:03:49,581
This place and you
and you.
1288
01:03:49,583 --> 01:03:50,882
Your face.
1289
01:03:50,884 --> 01:03:53,017
- [LAUGHS]
1290
01:03:53,019 --> 01:03:54,685
I don't know what to say.
1291
01:03:54,687 --> 01:03:56,587
- Because you like me.
1292
01:04:07,098 --> 01:04:10,600
What?
1293
01:04:10,602 --> 01:04:12,869
Kiss me again or slap me
or something,
1294
01:04:12,871 --> 01:04:15,638
but you've gotta stop looking
at me all beautiful like that,
1295
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:19,909
or you're gonna
get more of this.
1296
01:04:19,911 --> 01:04:21,945
So you'd like more?
1297
01:04:21,947 --> 01:04:24,746
- I don't know.
1298
01:04:24,748 --> 01:04:25,981
I don't know who you are.
1299
01:04:25,983 --> 01:04:28,717
- Ugh.
I know it's horrible,
1300
01:04:28,719 --> 01:04:31,653
but this is really it.
This is who I am.
1301
01:04:31,655 --> 01:04:33,222
There's some good in it,
I promise.
1302
01:04:33,224 --> 01:04:35,724
I have hobbies and stuff.
I always pick up the check.
1303
01:04:35,726 --> 01:04:38,660
- You're stoned.
You're always stoned.
1304
01:04:38,662 --> 01:04:40,128
- Actually,
I'm drunk right now,
1305
01:04:40,130 --> 01:04:42,196
but again, that's part
of who I am.
1306
01:04:42,198 --> 01:04:44,832
My personal ad:
"loves to have a good time."
1307
01:04:44,834 --> 01:04:46,033
that's what I mean.
1308
01:04:46,035 --> 01:04:47,869
I eat life
out of the big box.
1309
01:04:47,871 --> 01:04:50,004
I'm not hiding out here
in the sticks
1310
01:04:50,006 --> 01:04:52,173
or wherever it is
you're going to next.
1311
01:04:52,175 --> 01:04:53,941
- Doesn't it seem strange
1312
01:04:53,943 --> 01:04:57,009
that someone who eats life
like you do,
1313
01:04:57,011 --> 01:05:00,045
who has it all,
is trying to escape it?
1314
01:05:00,047 --> 01:05:01,747
- I like you.
1315
01:05:01,749 --> 01:05:04,283
- I bet you haven't had
an interaction with anyone
1316
01:05:04,285 --> 01:05:07,253
in the last ten years
that wasn't warped somehow.
1317
01:05:07,255 --> 01:05:10,122
My guess is you've got
1318
01:05:10,124 --> 01:05:12,124
some kind of free fall
going on in there,
1319
01:05:12,126 --> 01:05:15,059
but you hide it all
under this veil of charm
1320
01:05:15,061 --> 01:05:17,996
that people prefer
to real interaction.
1321
01:05:17,998 --> 01:05:20,598
I don't.
1322
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,767
- You think I'm charming?
1323
01:05:27,706 --> 01:05:29,040
Just to be clear,
1324
01:05:29,042 --> 01:05:33,210
if I'm sober,
you're interested?
1325
01:05:33,212 --> 01:05:34,878
- Good night.
1326
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:37,881
[GENTLE MUSIC]
1327
01:05:37,883 --> 01:05:44,955
♪ ♪
1328
01:05:54,731 --> 01:05:57,867
- People treat the environment
like it's a big toilet.
1329
01:05:57,869 --> 01:05:59,735
They can dump
everything they don't want,
1330
01:05:59,737 --> 01:06:02,138
flush it down, and they're
never gonna see it again.
1331
01:06:02,140 --> 01:06:05,040
- Who the hell
do you think you are?
1332
01:06:05,042 --> 01:06:06,274
- Excuse me?
1333
01:06:06,276 --> 01:06:08,076
- People get
a little bit of money,
1334
01:06:08,078 --> 01:06:11,813
all of a sudden, they think
everything they say is true.
1335
01:06:11,815 --> 01:06:13,748
You're still
a big fat nothing.
1336
01:06:13,750 --> 01:06:15,150
- What?
1337
01:06:15,152 --> 01:06:17,052
- You're just a crazy jack-off
1338
01:06:17,054 --> 01:06:19,753
making bullshit plans that'll
never amount to anything,
1339
01:06:19,755 --> 01:06:21,155
because that's what you are.
1340
01:06:21,157 --> 01:06:22,356
Nothing.
1341
01:06:22,358 --> 01:06:25,659
[ROCK MUSIC]
1342
01:06:25,661 --> 01:06:27,661
Ah!
[POOL CUE CLATTERS]
1343
01:06:27,663 --> 01:06:28,996
- Who are you?
1344
01:06:28,998 --> 01:06:30,864
Who do you think you are?
1345
01:06:30,866 --> 01:06:33,033
- Oh, god!
- Jesus christ!
1346
01:06:33,035 --> 01:06:34,902
♪ ♪
1347
01:06:34,904 --> 01:06:36,135
Hey, what the fuck's
wrong with you?
1348
01:06:36,137 --> 01:06:37,670
- Did you hear
what he said to me?
1349
01:06:37,672 --> 01:06:39,305
- I just ordered a beer.
- Ben, I heard him, man.
1350
01:06:39,307 --> 01:06:41,908
That's all he said.
- You're fucking crazy, man.
1351
01:06:41,910 --> 01:06:43,142
♪ ♪
1352
01:06:43,144 --> 01:06:45,845
- ♪ Get after your heart ♪
1353
01:06:45,847 --> 01:06:48,881
♪ And hold you gently
by your hand ♪
1354
01:06:48,883 --> 01:06:50,049
[POLICE SIREN WHOOPS]
1355
01:06:55,955 --> 01:07:00,726
- So you talk to the doctor,
and I'll talk to slocum.
1356
01:07:00,728 --> 01:07:03,128
- He's okay?
1357
01:07:03,130 --> 01:07:06,832
- Yeah.
Couple of stitches.
1358
01:07:06,834 --> 01:07:09,333
- Tell him I'm really sorry.
1359
01:07:11,403 --> 01:07:13,270
- Solomon,
why don't you have a seat
1360
01:07:13,272 --> 01:07:15,006
while your dad and I
have a word?
1361
01:07:15,008 --> 01:07:18,175
Ben, I'll be with you
in a minute.
1362
01:07:18,177 --> 01:07:19,644
- I'm gonna get us
some coffee.
1363
01:07:19,646 --> 01:07:21,978
I'll run you home after.
1364
01:07:34,057 --> 01:07:35,424
- Hey.
1365
01:07:35,426 --> 01:07:37,960
- Hi.
1366
01:07:39,796 --> 01:07:41,663
- You ever read this shit?
1367
01:07:41,665 --> 01:07:44,832
I mean, every issue
is exactly the same.
1368
01:07:44,834 --> 01:07:46,934
- I guess.
1369
01:07:46,936 --> 01:07:48,403
- I mean, look at this,
1370
01:07:48,405 --> 01:07:51,205
why do you need a toothbrush
on a desert island?
1371
01:07:57,845 --> 01:08:00,781
Why are you here?
1372
01:08:00,783 --> 01:08:04,751
- Because I talk to god.
1373
01:08:04,753 --> 01:08:07,120
- Oh, really?
1374
01:08:10,258 --> 01:08:12,426
- Why are you here?
1375
01:08:12,428 --> 01:08:15,027
- Me?
I don't know.
1376
01:08:16,997 --> 01:08:19,065
They want me to take
some medication,
1377
01:08:19,067 --> 01:08:22,068
be like everybody else.
1378
01:08:28,775 --> 01:08:32,043
- Solomon, we'll see you again
on thursday, okay?
1379
01:08:32,045 --> 01:08:34,779
- Ben, shall we?
1380
01:08:37,883 --> 01:08:40,285
- [WHISPERING] god wants you
to take your medicine.
1381
01:08:57,202 --> 01:09:00,738
[INDISTINCT DISPATCHER
CHATTER]
1382
01:09:00,740 --> 01:09:03,740
[GENTLE MUSIC]
1383
01:09:03,742 --> 01:09:10,813
♪ ♪
1384
01:09:21,224 --> 01:09:26,762
- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
1385
01:09:26,764 --> 01:09:31,433
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1386
01:09:31,435 --> 01:09:35,237
[CAR DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING]
1387
01:09:36,438 --> 01:09:37,838
- Seatbelt.
1388
01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:42,009
[ENGINE STARTS]
1389
01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:49,082
♪ ♪
1390
01:09:50,017 --> 01:09:57,022
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
1391
01:09:57,024 --> 01:10:04,096
♪ ♪
1392
01:10:06,432 --> 01:10:09,100
- He's still asleep.
1393
01:10:09,102 --> 01:10:12,103
- It's incredible that a woman
with such a great hangover cure
1394
01:10:12,105 --> 01:10:13,971
can be against drinking.
1395
01:10:13,973 --> 01:10:18,543
- I'm not against drinking.
Do you remember sam at all?
1396
01:10:18,545 --> 01:10:19,977
- Have you talked to terry?
1397
01:10:19,979 --> 01:10:21,979
- She doesn't know
what to do.
1398
01:10:21,981 --> 01:10:24,382
- She's just gonna wait
till it doesn't look so bad,
1399
01:10:24,384 --> 01:10:26,082
which means it's over.
1400
01:10:26,084 --> 01:10:27,984
- I think even ben
knows that.
1401
01:10:27,986 --> 01:10:30,153
- Well, I guess you could come
back to the city with me...
1402
01:10:30,155 --> 01:10:31,855
and I know what you're gonna
say about cities,
1403
01:10:31,857 --> 01:10:34,424
but it's annapolis,
really not even a city.
1404
01:10:34,426 --> 01:10:36,459
- Why would I go with you?
1405
01:10:36,461 --> 01:10:38,862
- What about dinner?
Can I stay?
1406
01:10:38,864 --> 01:10:40,263
Can we think that far ahead?
1407
01:10:40,265 --> 01:10:41,531
- What about your job?
1408
01:10:41,533 --> 01:10:43,933
- I can't face
doing the weather
1409
01:10:43,935 --> 01:10:47,236
in this completely
unadulterated, unpolluted state.
1410
01:10:47,238 --> 01:10:50,206
Plus, every time I leave here,
something terrible happens.
1411
01:10:50,208 --> 01:10:52,441
- He's a grown man.
1412
01:10:52,443 --> 01:10:55,110
I mean, it's admirable,
but I don't think
1413
01:10:55,112 --> 01:10:57,079
the issues of his life
are your problem.
1414
01:10:57,081 --> 01:10:58,580
- My problem?
You just spent
1415
01:10:58,582 --> 01:11:00,415
the last five years
taking care of methuselah.
1416
01:11:00,417 --> 01:11:01,916
- We were married.
1417
01:11:01,918 --> 01:11:03,451
- See, nobody believes
in friendship.
1418
01:11:03,453 --> 01:11:06,354
People talk about it,
you see it on tv...
1419
01:11:06,356 --> 01:11:10,024
people drop by,
go to the doctor together,
1420
01:11:10,026 --> 01:11:15,429
no one eats alone...
but most people are alone.
1421
01:11:15,431 --> 01:11:17,364
That's the thing
about friendship,
1422
01:11:17,366 --> 01:11:19,533
it's a lot rarer than love,
1423
01:11:19,535 --> 01:11:23,070
because there's nothing in it
for anybody.
1424
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:28,909
- They're just two forms
of the same thing.
1425
01:11:31,612 --> 01:11:33,312
- Don't you want me
to stay for dinner?
1426
01:11:33,314 --> 01:11:36,382
I'll let you cook.
Just go easy on the sherry.
1427
01:11:36,384 --> 01:11:37,950
Remember our agreement.
1428
01:11:37,952 --> 01:11:39,986
- We don't have an agreement.
1429
01:11:41,588 --> 01:11:45,524
Do you like chicken?
- Like? Try love.
1430
01:11:45,526 --> 01:11:48,126
[LAUGHS]
1431
01:11:50,897 --> 01:11:52,430
- Go get one.
1432
01:11:52,432 --> 01:11:56,134
- You want me to kill someone
at the store for it?
1433
01:11:57,536 --> 01:11:59,571
Are you kidding?
1434
01:11:59,573 --> 01:12:02,107
- Go on, take it.
1435
01:12:02,109 --> 01:12:03,950
You want to be here?
Be here.
1436
01:12:18,622 --> 01:12:24,026
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
1437
01:12:24,028 --> 01:12:26,662
- Just like picking out
a lobster.
1438
01:12:28,631 --> 01:12:33,035
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
1439
01:12:36,105 --> 01:12:40,308
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
1440
01:12:41,643 --> 01:12:45,413
God damn it.
1441
01:12:49,651 --> 01:12:52,320
[CHICKEN SQUAWKING]
1442
01:13:05,666 --> 01:13:12,738
[CHICKEN SQUAWKING]
1443
01:13:19,212 --> 01:13:25,751
[CHICKEN SQUAWKING]
1444
01:13:30,222 --> 01:13:33,124
[CHICKEN SQUAWKING]
ah, it's okay.
1445
01:13:35,127 --> 01:13:37,061
Okay.
1446
01:13:37,063 --> 01:13:38,529
[CHICKEN SQUAWKING]
it's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
1447
01:13:38,531 --> 01:13:40,498
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay.
1448
01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:43,734
It's... it's all right.
It's gonna be okay.
1449
01:13:43,736 --> 01:13:46,670
[CHICKEN WHINES]
1450
01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:48,572
Who am I kidding?
1451
01:14:02,586 --> 01:14:04,687
[CHICKEN SQUAWKING]
oh, shit, I'm so sorry.
1452
01:14:04,689 --> 01:14:08,357
I'm sorry. Oh, fuck.
[SQUAWKING, FLUTTERING]
1453
01:14:08,359 --> 01:14:10,793
Shit! oh.
1454
01:14:12,763 --> 01:14:19,334
[CHICKENS SQUAWKING]
1455
01:14:19,336 --> 01:14:21,736
Jesus.
1456
01:14:21,738 --> 01:14:28,810
[CHICKENS SQUAWKING]
1457
01:14:47,694 --> 01:14:52,097
[WIND CHIMES CHIMING]
1458
01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:03,442
- Dinner!
1459
01:15:11,183 --> 01:15:12,783
- Is that him?
1460
01:15:12,785 --> 01:15:14,618
- Her.
1461
01:15:14,620 --> 01:15:16,620
- Smells pretty good.
1462
01:15:18,824 --> 01:15:20,324
- Hey, everybody.
1463
01:15:23,427 --> 01:15:27,297
- I feel like we should
say grace or something.
1464
01:15:30,568 --> 01:15:32,569
- Steve?
- Fine, fine!
1465
01:15:32,571 --> 01:15:35,371
I killed the chicken! Am I
supposed to feel bad about that?
1466
01:15:35,373 --> 01:15:36,639
I mean,
people do it every day.
1467
01:15:36,641 --> 01:15:38,407
- No, they really don't.
1468
01:15:38,409 --> 01:15:40,476
- Well, then, how am I
supposed to feel?
1469
01:15:40,478 --> 01:15:44,413
- I don't know.
Grateful, maybe.
1470
01:15:45,548 --> 01:15:47,483
- Oh.
1471
01:15:55,491 --> 01:15:58,759
Right. um...
1472
01:15:58,761 --> 01:16:03,831
thank you, god,
and this chicken, of course,
1473
01:16:03,833 --> 01:16:08,169
who made
the ultimate sacrifice,
1474
01:16:08,171 --> 01:16:12,906
uh...
in harm's way.
1475
01:16:15,877 --> 01:16:17,911
Amen.
1476
01:16:17,913 --> 01:16:20,914
- Great, let's eat.
1477
01:16:22,350 --> 01:16:25,852
Would you?
1478
01:16:34,461 --> 01:16:37,863
- I thought I was gonna have
a problem with this, but,
1479
01:16:37,865 --> 01:16:40,866
damn,
that's a juicy bird.
1480
01:16:41,902 --> 01:16:44,669
- It does smell really good.
1481
01:16:48,507 --> 01:16:51,809
- You want some?
1482
01:16:51,811 --> 01:16:54,479
- Yeah, I think I do.
1483
01:17:15,933 --> 01:17:17,332
- Ben?
1484
01:17:21,904 --> 01:17:24,639
Okay, so you got
my phone number.
1485
01:17:24,641 --> 01:17:28,710
Oh. Here, take it.
It's my last one.
1486
01:17:28,712 --> 01:17:29,978
I'm gonna lay off
for a while.
1487
01:17:29,980 --> 01:17:31,780
- What am I gonna do
with one joint?
1488
01:17:31,782 --> 01:17:34,315
- Yeah, better try and get by,
but when I come back,
1489
01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:37,318
I'm bringing you the biggest
bag of dope you've ever seen.
1490
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:39,220
- I don't think so.
- Okay, maybe you've seen
1491
01:17:39,222 --> 01:17:41,655
a bigger one,
but I'm bringing a lot.
1492
01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:43,991
- Do what you want.
I don't know where I'll be.
1493
01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:46,460
- That's kind of ominous,
1494
01:17:46,462 --> 01:17:48,462
and because of its
non-sequitur nature,
1495
01:17:48,464 --> 01:17:50,396
I'm going to take that
as a "yes" on the weed.
1496
01:17:50,398 --> 01:17:52,865
- Why don't you take
all of this as clarity?
1497
01:17:52,867 --> 01:17:54,534
You don't have to come back,
okay?
1498
01:17:54,536 --> 01:17:56,636
- Suddenly, you're gonna get
your own weed?
1499
01:17:56,638 --> 01:17:58,304
- Look, I'm done.
That's it, it's over.
1500
01:17:58,306 --> 01:18:00,006
- What are you talking about?
1501
01:18:00,008 --> 01:18:01,674
- I'm talking about...
1502
01:18:01,676 --> 01:18:03,877
we took the ski lift
to the top of the mountain.
1503
01:18:03,878 --> 01:18:06,712
We got off. You're going one way
and I'm going the other.
1504
01:18:06,714 --> 01:18:08,947
- There's only one way
to go, down.
1505
01:18:08,949 --> 01:18:10,349
You can't get on the lift
without me.
1506
01:18:10,351 --> 01:18:11,683
In fact,
you can't even ski.
1507
01:18:11,685 --> 01:18:13,852
- I can ski.
- When have you been skiing?
1508
01:18:13,854 --> 01:18:16,822
You told that girl you could ski
and I backed you up on it,
1509
01:18:16,824 --> 01:18:19,258
but you'd never been skiing.
Then you told her
1510
01:18:19,260 --> 01:18:21,593
you'd never been skiing
and you sold me out, remember?
1511
01:18:21,595 --> 01:18:24,428
- Forget about skiing!
You're talking stupid shit!
1512
01:18:24,430 --> 01:18:26,530
I need you to take this
seriously for once.
1513
01:18:26,532 --> 01:18:28,332
Take something seriously!
1514
01:18:28,334 --> 01:18:31,402
- Oh, I get it. You're strong.
All has been revealed.
1515
01:18:31,404 --> 01:18:32,837
- I'm just saying
this is my problem
1516
01:18:32,839 --> 01:18:34,538
and you're exacerbating it!
1517
01:18:34,540 --> 01:18:36,907
- You are truly batshit.
- I'm sure it's scary
1518
01:18:36,909 --> 01:18:39,276
to take fixing me
off your list of things to do,
1519
01:18:39,278 --> 01:18:40,844
because all that's left
is fixing you.
1520
01:18:40,846 --> 01:18:43,780
- Oh, wow.
Thank you for that.
1521
01:18:43,782 --> 01:18:45,582
Yeah, 'cause I'm
the selfish one here.
1522
01:18:45,584 --> 01:18:47,484
There's no chance
you're the asshole.
1523
01:18:47,486 --> 01:18:50,954
- Look, you don't know me
and you don't owe me, okay?
1524
01:18:50,956 --> 01:18:53,823
- Well, if you feel the need
to punch me in the balls,
1525
01:18:53,825 --> 01:18:56,759
knock yourself out.
I'll try and clear my schedule
1526
01:18:56,761 --> 01:18:59,561
for the next time
the clarity wears off.
1527
01:19:01,498 --> 01:19:04,600
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
1528
01:19:04,602 --> 01:19:07,002
- Hey.
- Are you going?
1529
01:19:07,004 --> 01:19:08,771
- Yeah, I gotta get back.
1530
01:19:08,773 --> 01:19:10,339
- Oh.
1531
01:19:10,341 --> 01:19:12,774
- I got the job, you know.
1532
01:19:12,776 --> 01:19:15,076
- No, of course.
1533
01:19:15,078 --> 01:19:17,312
- You don't want to walk me
to the car?
1534
01:19:17,314 --> 01:19:19,047
- Well, if you're leaving,
you're leaving.
1535
01:19:19,049 --> 01:19:20,682
I mean, I can call you
or something.
1536
01:19:20,684 --> 01:19:22,483
- Do you not want me to go?
1537
01:19:22,485 --> 01:19:24,852
- Well, it's not
gonna be easy here,
1538
01:19:24,854 --> 01:19:27,587
and not because
I'm pining for you.
1539
01:19:27,589 --> 01:19:30,389
I mean, you know
I'm not gonna leave.
1540
01:19:30,391 --> 01:19:34,427
You're counting on it,
so really, you're just using me.
1541
01:19:34,429 --> 01:19:38,464
And throw in the fact that
maybe I do have feelings.
1542
01:19:38,466 --> 01:19:40,499
- Oh, god, so do I.
1543
01:19:40,501 --> 01:19:42,068
- No.
1544
01:19:42,070 --> 01:19:44,669
Half a day of sobriety
isn't gonna open that door.
1545
01:19:44,671 --> 01:19:47,405
- Well, you can still
walk me outside, you know.
1546
01:19:47,407 --> 01:19:49,040
No funny business,
I promise.
1547
01:19:49,042 --> 01:19:50,742
- You should go.
1548
01:19:50,744 --> 01:19:52,811
I'll stay here until I feel
okay about going
1549
01:19:52,813 --> 01:19:55,413
so you can feel okay
about going.
1550
01:19:59,985 --> 01:20:02,986
[GENTLE MUSIC]
1551
01:20:02,988 --> 01:20:04,788
♪ ♪
1552
01:20:04,790 --> 01:20:07,691
- ♪ Ahh ♪
1553
01:20:07,693 --> 01:20:14,031
♪ Ah ah ♪
1554
01:20:14,033 --> 01:20:18,668
♪ Ah ooh ooh ♪
1555
01:20:18,670 --> 01:20:21,104
- Now about this
tropical depression
1556
01:20:21,106 --> 01:20:24,374
brewing off the florida keys...
it's too early to tell
1557
01:20:24,376 --> 01:20:28,010
if this gulf air will hold
and create hurricane conditions,
1558
01:20:28,012 --> 01:20:31,381
so victoria,
we will keep an eye on that.
1559
01:20:31,383 --> 01:20:34,816
- Thank you, steve.
We certainly will.
1560
01:20:41,124 --> 01:20:45,694
- Dallas? Steve dallas?
- Yes, mein fuhrer.
1561
01:20:45,696 --> 01:20:47,129
- you know,
for a second out there,
1562
01:20:47,131 --> 01:20:49,798
I thought you were sober,
then I realized
1563
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,866
you're probably on some drug
I've never even heard of.
1564
01:20:51,868 --> 01:20:53,601
- Look at this shit.
1565
01:20:53,603 --> 01:20:56,103
Why don't they just get us
tubes, like astronauts?
1566
01:20:56,105 --> 01:20:58,739
- I don't know.
The sandwiches are pretty good.
1567
01:20:58,741 --> 01:21:00,408
- Chicken bologna?
1568
01:21:00,410 --> 01:21:02,076
Do you have any idea
where that even comes from?
1569
01:21:02,078 --> 01:21:04,645
- Yeah, a chicken.
1570
01:21:04,647 --> 01:21:08,114
- It's a lot harder
than that.
1571
01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:14,821
- I didn't know you painted.
1572
01:21:14,823 --> 01:21:18,958
- I don't really, but somehow,
tracing these lines
1573
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:21,194
is really gonna help me
remember this place.
1574
01:21:21,196 --> 01:21:22,828
'Cause, let's face it,
next time I come back,
1575
01:21:22,830 --> 01:21:24,129
it probably won't be here.
1576
01:21:24,131 --> 01:21:27,132
- Thanks for cheering me up.
1577
01:21:27,134 --> 01:21:30,836
- Try it.
1578
01:21:39,812 --> 01:21:42,613
- I really screwed up.
1579
01:21:42,615 --> 01:21:47,485
- It wasn't in your control.
1580
01:21:47,487 --> 01:21:50,855
- Gauguin packed up as far
from this crap hole as possible,
1581
01:21:50,857 --> 01:21:54,191
and the world wasn't even
1/10th as polluted as it is now.
1582
01:21:58,562 --> 01:22:01,197
- You feel like packing up?
1583
01:22:01,199 --> 01:22:06,936
- No, I don't even feel that.
I just feel like...
1584
01:22:06,938 --> 01:22:10,206
it's a pretty nice day,
and I hate myself
1585
01:22:10,208 --> 01:22:14,909
for being the guy
that only has that to say.
1586
01:22:26,188 --> 01:22:29,490
- Need another club soda,
mr. Dallas?
1587
01:22:29,492 --> 01:22:32,626
- Does anyone ever need
another club soda?
1588
01:22:32,628 --> 01:22:34,027
What's going on here?
1589
01:22:34,029 --> 01:22:35,996
- A real estate seminar.
1590
01:22:35,998 --> 01:22:39,666
Lot of ladies trying
to change their lives.
1591
01:22:45,606 --> 01:22:48,241
[INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION]
1592
01:23:01,721 --> 01:23:03,221
- Is it good?
1593
01:23:03,223 --> 01:23:05,190
- It's filled
with bizarre details
1594
01:23:05,192 --> 01:23:07,626
and super-weird bullshit.
1595
01:23:07,628 --> 01:23:11,530
- You've never read anything
you've liked that was like that?
1596
01:23:11,532 --> 01:23:14,833
- It's not me.
Actually, it was me.
1597
01:23:14,835 --> 01:23:16,568
That's what makes it
so depressing.
1598
01:23:16,570 --> 01:23:20,571
Now it's just this... unfinished,
unfocused, unrelenting.
1599
01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:27,177
I'm a guy in the desert
who's run towards a mirage.
1600
01:23:27,179 --> 01:23:32,316
I'm still really thirsty
and my mouth is full of sand.
1601
01:23:32,318 --> 01:23:34,051
- Write that down.
1602
01:23:34,053 --> 01:23:37,053
- I don't think it's mine.
1603
01:23:37,055 --> 01:23:38,688
- It's gonna take time.
1604
01:23:38,690 --> 01:23:40,757
- I just wish it was
some crippling depression,
1605
01:23:40,759 --> 01:23:43,259
instead of this disappointment.
1606
01:23:43,261 --> 01:23:44,861
How do you all live here
without looking
1607
01:23:44,863 --> 01:23:46,796
for a high place
to jump from?
1608
01:23:46,798 --> 01:23:49,666
- I can't sell you on life.
1609
01:23:49,668 --> 01:23:54,136
- 'Cause there's nothing to it!
[SOBS]
1610
01:23:54,138 --> 01:24:01,209
Nothing at all.
[SOBS]
1611
01:24:01,711 --> 01:24:05,814
- Life doesn't stand up
to thinking.
1612
01:24:05,816 --> 01:24:09,850
Smell the air out there.
There are wonders.
1613
01:24:09,852 --> 01:24:14,822
- [SOBBING]
1614
01:24:17,259 --> 01:24:18,992
[SIGHS]
1615
01:24:18,994 --> 01:24:24,163
All I feel is time passing.
It's overwhelming.
1616
01:24:25,765 --> 01:24:28,167
I wasted so much.
1617
01:24:28,169 --> 01:24:33,305
I gobbled it all down
without even tasting it.
1618
01:24:33,307 --> 01:24:35,107
- So start over.
1619
01:24:35,109 --> 01:24:37,142
- Just like that?
1620
01:25:15,412 --> 01:25:22,685
[FAN WHIRRING]
1621
01:25:50,812 --> 01:25:53,313
[CHUCKLES]
1622
01:26:17,304 --> 01:26:19,337
- [SIGHS]
1623
01:26:19,339 --> 01:26:21,740
I'm sorry, I'm gonna give it
ten more minutes,
1624
01:26:21,742 --> 01:26:23,341
if that's okay.
1625
01:26:23,343 --> 01:26:26,344
That's decaf, right?
1626
01:26:35,187 --> 01:26:38,189
- Sorry I'm late.
1627
01:26:42,260 --> 01:26:44,360
- Oh, my god, you shaved.
1628
01:26:44,362 --> 01:26:46,996
- What can I say.
You know how erratic I am.
1629
01:26:46,998 --> 01:26:48,932
- What did you want
to talk to me about, ben?
1630
01:26:48,934 --> 01:26:50,366
- Actually,
I wanted to thank you.
1631
01:26:50,368 --> 01:26:51,967
- Look, I didn't wait
40 minutes
1632
01:26:51,969 --> 01:26:53,469
for you to show up
so we could have a fight.
1633
01:26:53,471 --> 01:26:55,471
- Terry, I mean it.
I can't help but think
1634
01:26:55,473 --> 01:26:57,272
that even through all this,
1635
01:26:57,274 --> 01:27:01,477
that what dad wanted was for us
to deal with all this together.
1636
01:27:01,479 --> 01:27:04,146
- I'm sorry, but I know
you're only one sentence away
1637
01:27:04,148 --> 01:27:06,081
from telling me that
you want to turn the store
1638
01:27:06,083 --> 01:27:11,419
into an 1850s laundromat that
runs on whale oil or something.
1639
01:27:11,421 --> 01:27:13,421
Except god forbid
anybody hurt a whale.
1640
01:27:13,423 --> 01:27:16,824
- [LAUGHS]
no.
1641
01:27:16,826 --> 01:27:18,426
I have become...
[CHUCKLES]
1642
01:27:18,428 --> 01:27:20,828
Acutely aware of my limitations,
1643
01:27:20,830 --> 01:27:23,131
and I guess what I'm saying is,
is that
1644
01:27:23,133 --> 01:27:27,033
whatever you have in mind,
I'm okay with.
1645
01:27:27,035 --> 01:27:29,169
- Excuse me?
Are you wearing a wire?
1646
01:27:29,171 --> 01:27:31,404
- I'm serious.
1647
01:27:31,406 --> 01:27:34,474
- Well, I've been
tossing around the idea
1648
01:27:34,476 --> 01:27:36,510
of converting the store
into something more modern.
1649
01:27:36,512 --> 01:27:38,345
- And profitable?
- Is that a sin?
1650
01:27:38,347 --> 01:27:40,347
- No, that's good,
that's what I wanted to hear,
1651
01:27:40,349 --> 01:27:42,114
because I have some plans
for the farm.
1652
01:27:42,116 --> 01:27:46,051
- What, give it to angela?
[CHUCKLES] perfect.
1653
01:27:46,053 --> 01:27:48,354
- You don't even know her.
- Yeah, I know that she has
1654
01:27:48,356 --> 01:27:50,557
some freaky power
over all the men in my family,
1655
01:27:50,558 --> 01:27:53,359
and that probably comes
from under her sundress.
1656
01:27:53,361 --> 01:28:00,064
- Terry, I'm asking you, please,
don't talk about her like that.
1657
01:28:02,401 --> 01:28:05,170
- Okay.
1658
01:28:06,505 --> 01:28:09,107
Okay.
1659
01:28:09,109 --> 01:28:11,242
It's a million dollars
of undeveloped land.
1660
01:28:11,244 --> 01:28:13,844
- And that's why I want to have
a say about what happens to it.
1661
01:28:13,846 --> 01:28:15,179
- And you get lunch.
1662
01:28:15,181 --> 01:28:17,881
- Look, whatever it takes.
1663
01:28:17,883 --> 01:28:21,385
I just don't want it
to be like this anymore.
1664
01:28:29,227 --> 01:28:31,527
- You look just like dad.
1665
01:28:34,097 --> 01:28:37,266
- Okay, we feed in 15 seconds.
Come on, people!
1666
01:28:37,268 --> 01:28:39,502
I don't have a fucking image.
1667
01:28:39,504 --> 01:28:41,204
All right,
this is a newsroom.
1668
01:28:41,206 --> 01:28:43,472
Can I get some people
walking back and forth, please?
1669
01:28:43,474 --> 01:28:46,242
And let's clean up this...
oh, forget it.
1670
01:28:46,244 --> 01:28:49,377
- Three, two...
1671
01:28:49,379 --> 01:28:52,347
- as promised, we're continuing
to track this storm,
1672
01:28:52,349 --> 01:28:54,149
now, from the national
weather service,
1673
01:28:54,151 --> 01:28:56,451
known officially
as "hurricane gordon,"
1674
01:28:56,453 --> 01:29:00,121
about to make landfall
just south of charleston here.
1675
01:29:00,123 --> 01:29:03,924
Expect 85-mile-per-hour winds
and flooding,
1676
01:29:03,926 --> 01:29:05,426
2 to 3 inches per hour.
1677
01:29:05,428 --> 01:29:07,228
Now, you folks in the area,
1678
01:29:07,230 --> 01:29:09,229
whether the government
makes you or not,
1679
01:29:09,231 --> 01:29:11,297
just get yourselves
out of there.
1680
01:29:11,299 --> 01:29:14,100
Your lives are a hell of a lot
more important than your houses.
1681
01:29:14,102 --> 01:29:17,904
This is steve dallas
in the channel 18 storm center.
1682
01:29:17,906 --> 01:29:21,240
Stay dry and stay safe.
1683
01:29:21,242 --> 01:29:22,941
- And we're out.
1684
01:29:22,943 --> 01:29:25,143
- Nicely done! Yes!
1685
01:29:25,145 --> 01:29:27,646
I love that bit about the people
down in charleston.
1686
01:29:27,648 --> 01:29:29,414
Our local old ladies
are gonna cream!
1687
01:29:29,416 --> 01:29:32,150
- And from what delia tells me,
this is hell of a storm.
1688
01:29:32,152 --> 01:29:34,052
Those people needed
to be warned.
1689
01:29:34,054 --> 01:29:37,121
- Yeah, well, those people
lost power six hours ago.
1690
01:29:37,123 --> 01:29:39,557
They're not watching tv.
1691
01:29:39,559 --> 01:29:42,226
- Jesus. Really?
1692
01:29:42,228 --> 01:29:44,228
So why the hell are we
doing this?
1693
01:29:44,230 --> 01:29:47,331
- Local people are interested.
They might run us national,
1694
01:29:47,333 --> 01:29:51,035
unless those douchebags
in baltimore snake us again.
1695
01:29:57,475 --> 01:30:00,143
- I don't want to bother you.
- Oh.
1696
01:30:00,145 --> 01:30:03,446
I'm just going through some
of your dad's stuff.
1697
01:30:03,448 --> 01:30:06,549
I probably should've buried him
in his madras shorts.
1698
01:30:06,551 --> 01:30:09,351
Would have felt
more like a vacation.
1699
01:30:09,353 --> 01:30:11,453
- I talked to terry
like you suggested.
1700
01:30:11,455 --> 01:30:14,023
- It wasn't bad, right?
- It was great.
1701
01:30:14,025 --> 01:30:17,326
And, um,
the other night too.
1702
01:30:19,195 --> 01:30:21,196
That really happened,
didn't it?
1703
01:30:21,198 --> 01:30:24,366
- Yes. Yes, it did.
1704
01:30:24,368 --> 01:30:26,234
- I can't tell you
how much that meant.
1705
01:30:26,236 --> 01:30:29,470
- Well, someone had to
welcome you back to the world.
1706
01:30:33,175 --> 01:30:36,411
- How did you end up
with my dad?
1707
01:30:36,413 --> 01:30:43,417
- Uh...
i guess it was all this.
1708
01:30:43,419 --> 01:30:46,954
It's hard to resist
the temptation
1709
01:30:46,956 --> 01:30:49,623
to step into a normal life.
1710
01:30:49,625 --> 01:30:52,392
- I know you told dad
you didn't want anything.
1711
01:30:52,394 --> 01:30:55,562
- Yeah, I said that,
and I really meant it,
1712
01:30:55,564 --> 01:30:58,397
but you think he would have
just given me
1713
01:30:58,399 --> 01:31:00,466
just, like, one little thing.
1714
01:31:00,468 --> 01:31:05,071
Anything, just for sentimental
reasons, a gesture.
1715
01:31:05,073 --> 01:31:06,672
- Well, you deserve
whatever you want.
1716
01:31:06,674 --> 01:31:09,575
I could try to find a way to...
- No, no, no.
1717
01:31:09,577 --> 01:31:11,978
[LAUGHS]
not from you.
1718
01:31:11,980 --> 01:31:15,580
I mean, it's sweet, thank you,
but...
1719
01:31:15,582 --> 01:31:17,615
it's not the same.
1720
01:31:17,617 --> 01:31:20,251
- I thought, since you know,
you didn't know
1721
01:31:20,253 --> 01:31:22,253
what you're going to do,
that you could talk to steve
1722
01:31:22,255 --> 01:31:24,155
about the farm and the house.
1723
01:31:24,157 --> 01:31:25,490
I'm sure he doesn't know
what he's going to do either.
1724
01:31:25,492 --> 01:31:27,192
- What do you mean?
1725
01:31:27,194 --> 01:31:30,028
- I'm giving this all
to dallas.
1726
01:31:30,030 --> 01:31:31,729
- What?
1727
01:31:31,731 --> 01:31:34,364
- I promised it to him
after the will.
1728
01:31:34,366 --> 01:31:39,002
- Huh. [CHUCKLES]
I didn't know that.
1729
01:31:39,004 --> 01:31:41,437
- It's an odd marriage,
but I kind of owed it to him.
1730
01:31:41,439 --> 01:31:45,675
Why? Did you want it?
- No. Mm-mmm.
1731
01:31:45,677 --> 01:31:50,112
- Are you okay?
- Sure. You?
1732
01:31:50,114 --> 01:31:52,581
- Yeah. Terry's gonna help me
find a smaller place.
1733
01:31:56,319 --> 01:31:59,287
I'll never forget how you
held this family together.
1734
01:32:17,272 --> 01:32:19,473
[BEEP]
- It's me.
1735
01:32:19,475 --> 01:32:20,774
I hope I'm using this right.
1736
01:32:20,776 --> 01:32:22,475
It keeps asking me
to press star,
1737
01:32:22,477 --> 01:32:25,345
which I don't think we have
on this phone.
1738
01:32:25,347 --> 01:32:27,113
Oh, there it is.
Listen, man...
1739
01:32:27,115 --> 01:32:29,716
[BEEP]
1740
01:32:29,718 --> 01:32:31,484
Listen, man,
I know we haven't talked.
1741
01:32:31,486 --> 01:32:33,353
I'm just gonna say it
because it keeps cutting me off.
1742
01:32:33,355 --> 01:32:36,122
I miss you.
I've been thinking about things,
1743
01:32:36,124 --> 01:32:37,756
and I want to make good
on things,
1744
01:32:37,758 --> 01:32:42,528
and I know angela miss...
[BEEP]
1745
01:32:42,530 --> 01:32:44,530
Okay, now, I gotta talk fast
'cause if I stop talking,
1746
01:32:44,532 --> 01:32:46,365
the thing will cut me off.
All I wanted to say was
1747
01:32:46,367 --> 01:32:48,400
come down if you're ever free,
and I'm good. Bye.
1748
01:32:48,402 --> 01:32:49,768
[BEEP]
1749
01:32:49,770 --> 01:32:52,704
[DIALING BEEPS]
1750
01:32:52,706 --> 01:32:55,440
Hello...
[BEEPS]
1751
01:32:57,276 --> 01:33:00,144
- Morning, slugger.
Four reports in six hours,
1752
01:33:00,146 --> 01:33:01,646
a station manager's wet dream.
1753
01:33:01,648 --> 01:33:04,282
You got two hours to get
cleaned up for your 12:30.
1754
01:33:04,284 --> 01:33:07,518
- That's it, I'm done.
- What?
1755
01:33:07,520 --> 01:33:10,720
- I think it's time you find
a new entertainment reporter,
1756
01:33:10,722 --> 01:33:14,391
someone who's comfortable with
what a waste of time this is,
1757
01:33:14,393 --> 01:33:16,193
someone who isn't aware
of the fact
1758
01:33:16,195 --> 01:33:19,496
that any six-year-old can
stick their arm out the window
1759
01:33:19,498 --> 01:33:22,365
and tell you
what it's gonna be like today.
1760
01:33:22,367 --> 01:33:27,136
Dave, I would like
to introduce you to delia,
1761
01:33:27,138 --> 01:33:28,838
an actual meteorologist,
1762
01:33:28,840 --> 01:33:31,540
and yes, she doesn't look
like miss america,
1763
01:33:31,542 --> 01:33:34,810
she looks like someone who went
to m.i.t., because she did.
1764
01:33:34,812 --> 01:33:37,246
- Can't you ever
just make it easy?
1765
01:33:37,248 --> 01:33:40,516
Do you have to suck the good
out of everything?
1766
01:33:40,518 --> 01:33:43,751
- Good luck, sweetheart.
1767
01:33:43,753 --> 01:33:45,753
- [SCOFFS]
1768
01:33:45,755 --> 01:33:49,591
- He kissed me.
1769
01:33:49,593 --> 01:33:52,594
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
1770
01:33:52,596 --> 01:33:59,665
♪ ♪
1771
01:34:14,615 --> 01:34:16,648
- "Amish farms super store"?
1772
01:34:16,650 --> 01:34:18,783
- Yes, but
without the question mark.
1773
01:34:18,785 --> 01:34:21,820
- If you believed in anything,
you would realize
1774
01:34:21,822 --> 01:34:23,455
this is why people go to hell.
1775
01:34:23,457 --> 01:34:24,823
- Have you talked to ben?
1776
01:34:24,825 --> 01:34:27,459
- Ben agreed to this?
Underground parking?
1777
01:34:27,461 --> 01:34:30,295
- Honestly, we spoke
in rational means as a family,
1778
01:34:30,297 --> 01:34:32,329
and this was the decision
that we made,
1779
01:34:32,331 --> 01:34:34,532
and luckily for both of us,
you're not part of the family.
1780
01:34:34,534 --> 01:34:37,201
- No, no, congratulations,
you won, and I don't mean
1781
01:34:37,203 --> 01:34:39,737
the battle over the will, I mean
for biggest twat of the year.
1782
01:34:39,739 --> 01:34:42,873
- Boy, you really don't know
how to talk to a woman
1783
01:34:42,875 --> 01:34:44,575
you're not trying to screw.
1784
01:34:44,577 --> 01:34:47,378
Ben and I reconciled,
and your opposition to that
1785
01:34:47,380 --> 01:34:49,779
makes me feel like you
just don't want to be alone
1786
01:34:49,781 --> 01:34:52,815
in whatever weed-powered dance
you two have shared
1787
01:34:52,817 --> 01:34:54,651
for the last 25 years.
1788
01:34:54,653 --> 01:34:56,486
- I want him to get better.
1789
01:34:56,488 --> 01:34:59,589
- Then for once,
leave him be!
1790
01:34:59,591 --> 01:35:02,892
He's going to have
a lifetime of prosperity,
1791
01:35:02,894 --> 01:35:05,727
and I'm sure he and angela
will be very happy.
1792
01:35:05,729 --> 01:35:08,197
- What?
1793
01:35:08,199 --> 01:35:11,500
- Maybe it's sick,
but those two found each other.
1794
01:35:11,502 --> 01:35:14,369
I know it sounds weird,
but I actually believe
1795
01:35:14,371 --> 01:35:17,239
that my brother and
my stepmother belong together.
1796
01:35:17,241 --> 01:35:20,342
- What, they're together?
Says who?
1797
01:35:20,344 --> 01:35:22,777
- Oh. Steve, they are.
1798
01:35:22,779 --> 01:35:24,712
Sorry, you're gonna have to
find someone else
1799
01:35:24,714 --> 01:35:26,681
who's in worse shape
than you now.
1800
01:35:26,683 --> 01:35:29,250
- Go fuck yourself.
- Go fuck yourself too!
1801
01:35:37,625 --> 01:35:39,859
- Beard.
- Yeah, you like it?
1802
01:35:39,861 --> 01:35:41,361
- Is angela here?
1803
01:35:41,363 --> 01:35:42,629
- I don't know
if you got my messages.
1804
01:35:42,631 --> 01:35:44,231
That's why I wanted you
to come up,
1805
01:35:44,233 --> 01:35:45,765
'cause I wanted to tell you
the great news,
1806
01:35:45,767 --> 01:35:47,300
that the farm is yours
to do whatever you want with.
1807
01:35:47,302 --> 01:35:49,703
- Fan-fucking-tastic.
Angela around?
1808
01:35:49,705 --> 01:35:53,273
- Now, don't be mad,
but terry's gonna get the store.
1809
01:35:53,275 --> 01:35:56,242
It's the best way to go.
- That is great, great news.
1810
01:35:56,244 --> 01:35:57,509
Do you know where angela is?
1811
01:35:57,511 --> 01:35:59,878
- Are you okay?
I think she's upstairs.
1812
01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:01,981
- Upstairs? Where you were
just screwing her?
1813
01:36:01,983 --> 01:36:03,882
- What are you talking about?
- Oh, I guess I don't know
1814
01:36:03,884 --> 01:36:05,417
if you were just screwing her.
1815
01:36:05,419 --> 01:36:07,019
- that's a weird thing to say!
1816
01:36:07,021 --> 01:36:08,988
- Really?
Because it is sick!
1817
01:36:11,390 --> 01:36:14,259
If it isn't amish country's own
mary magdalene.
1818
01:36:14,261 --> 01:36:15,760
Did you wash his feet first
1819
01:36:15,762 --> 01:36:17,729
or just pull him down
off the cross and bone him?
1820
01:36:17,731 --> 01:36:19,464
- What?
- Hold on, calm down.
1821
01:36:19,466 --> 01:36:20,898
You're being very...
- No, no, stay out of this,
1822
01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:22,834
I'm warning you, ben.
Stay out of this!
1823
01:36:22,836 --> 01:36:25,702
- Why are you angry?
- Because you fucked my friend!
1824
01:36:25,704 --> 01:36:28,371
- Who told you that?
- Everybody knows!
1825
01:36:28,373 --> 01:36:29,772
- That's none
of your business!
1826
01:36:29,774 --> 01:36:31,440
- I guess nothing's
none of my business.
1827
01:36:31,442 --> 01:36:33,376
- I never promised you
anything.
1828
01:36:33,378 --> 01:36:34,910
You got the farm.
Isn't that what you wanted?
1829
01:36:34,912 --> 01:36:36,712
- Stop it!
I'm gonna have the two people
1830
01:36:36,714 --> 01:36:39,382
I care about most in the world
fight like this!
1831
01:36:39,384 --> 01:36:42,485
You got it all wrong.
Now, cool it!
1832
01:36:42,487 --> 01:36:45,987
- Fine. Fine.
1833
01:36:48,357 --> 01:36:50,392
What happened?
1834
01:36:58,701 --> 01:37:01,835
Oh, god. This is so bad.
1835
01:37:01,837 --> 01:37:06,073
You assholes!
Both of you, such assholes.
1836
01:37:06,075 --> 01:37:07,508
You don't care about anything.
1837
01:37:07,510 --> 01:37:09,476
Jesus, you know
what she means to me!
1838
01:37:09,478 --> 01:37:11,979
- It's not what you think.
- I didn't know.
1839
01:37:11,981 --> 01:37:13,847
But it doesn't change anything,
I swear.
1840
01:37:13,849 --> 01:37:15,649
- The hell it doesn't!
1841
01:37:15,651 --> 01:37:17,417
I thought
I meant something to you.
1842
01:37:17,419 --> 01:37:19,686
- Because I thought
you were helping a sick friend,
1843
01:37:19,688 --> 01:37:21,454
not making a real estate deal!
1844
01:37:21,456 --> 01:37:24,991
- What? I was! But aren't I
entitled to something?
1845
01:37:24,993 --> 01:37:26,826
- Yes.
1846
01:37:26,828 --> 01:37:29,028
- You don't know
where I have been,
1847
01:37:29,030 --> 01:37:31,998
the shit I have done
to deserve you.
1848
01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:33,999
[SIGHS]
1849
01:37:44,544 --> 01:37:46,645
- I talked to terry,
1850
01:37:46,647 --> 01:37:50,081
and it's yours to do
whatever you want with it.
1851
01:37:50,083 --> 01:37:55,019
I don't know what say except
I hope you take a look
1852
01:37:55,021 --> 01:37:57,388
at yourself and realize
how much is there.
1853
01:37:59,057 --> 01:38:02,727
Steve, you got to get
your shit together.
1854
01:38:10,801 --> 01:38:14,804
- I hope one day you find out
what you really care about.
1855
01:38:14,806 --> 01:38:16,806
- I hope one day you learn
to solve a problem
1856
01:38:16,808 --> 01:38:19,642
without sleeping with it.
1857
01:38:19,644 --> 01:38:21,077
- What happened
between me and ben
1858
01:38:21,079 --> 01:38:24,380
had nothing to do with you
or my feelings for you.
1859
01:38:24,382 --> 01:38:26,682
- Oh, come on, you sell
all this nature shit
1860
01:38:26,684 --> 01:38:29,084
and honesty and feelings,
but you're just
1861
01:38:29,086 --> 01:38:31,987
this empty little girl
with no responsibilities
1862
01:38:31,989 --> 01:38:34,123
who gets anything
and everybody she wants
1863
01:38:34,125 --> 01:38:36,558
because
she's so goddamn pretty.
1864
01:38:36,560 --> 01:38:38,726
And believe me, I know
what I'm talking about.
1865
01:38:38,728 --> 01:38:41,162
I do the weather on tv.
1866
01:38:41,164 --> 01:38:44,866
You got a week
to get off my land.
1867
01:38:50,104 --> 01:38:53,106
[ENTRY BELL JINGLES]
1868
01:38:53,108 --> 01:38:56,108
[GENTLE MUSIC]
1869
01:38:56,110 --> 01:39:03,182
♪ ♪
1870
01:39:03,950 --> 01:39:09,922
- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
1871
01:39:09,924 --> 01:39:16,528
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
1872
01:39:16,530 --> 01:39:21,699
♪ Ooh ♪
1873
01:39:21,701 --> 01:39:26,504
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
1874
01:39:35,079 --> 01:39:36,847
[CLANGING]
1875
01:39:36,849 --> 01:39:40,517
- I got that.
- Thanks.
1876
01:39:43,054 --> 01:39:44,654
You're the new guy?
1877
01:39:44,656 --> 01:39:46,889
Pulled all the strings
and got a south unit?
1878
01:39:46,891 --> 01:39:48,724
- Sorry.
1879
01:39:48,726 --> 01:39:52,728
- I'm alli. That's conner.
- Ben.
1880
01:40:06,175 --> 01:40:09,878
- Buenos dias.
1881
01:40:14,750 --> 01:40:17,184
You wanted to see me?
- Wanted to see you?
1882
01:40:17,186 --> 01:40:19,920
I was calling you...
what is that?
1883
01:40:19,922 --> 01:40:22,890
- last one in the case.
You're out of luck.
1884
01:40:22,892 --> 01:40:24,725
Ah, hell.
- I must've called you
1885
01:40:24,727 --> 01:40:26,994
a hundred times...
you never answered.
1886
01:40:26,996 --> 01:40:29,663
- I just thought you wanted
to fire delia,
1887
01:40:29,665 --> 01:40:31,198
and obviously, I was right.
1888
01:40:31,200 --> 01:40:34,667
- Interesting thing about delia.
I ran it by corporate,
1889
01:40:34,669 --> 01:40:36,736
and if she promises
to get a boob job,
1890
01:40:36,738 --> 01:40:39,205
which she's on board with,
she can do the weather.
1891
01:40:39,207 --> 01:40:41,107
- Why'd you want to see me?
1892
01:40:41,109 --> 01:40:43,510
- With victoria
getting married...
1893
01:40:43,512 --> 01:40:46,079
- god, I never thought
that was gonna happen.
1894
01:40:46,081 --> 01:40:48,781
- With victoria
getting married,
1895
01:40:48,783 --> 01:40:50,649
there's an opening
on the anchor desk.
1896
01:40:50,651 --> 01:40:53,085
Now, as much as I'd prefer
someone who shows up,
1897
01:40:53,087 --> 01:40:56,288
after the last storm watch, and
then you disappearing like that,
1898
01:40:56,290 --> 01:40:58,757
we received, like,
7,000 letters
1899
01:40:58,759 --> 01:41:01,693
expressing their concern for you
and a wish to see you again.
1900
01:41:01,695 --> 01:41:03,228
- You mean seven letters.
1901
01:41:03,230 --> 01:41:07,565
- The point is, we have
an opening if you want it,
1902
01:41:07,567 --> 01:41:10,034
the big seat.
Plus now, we got
1903
01:41:10,036 --> 01:41:13,037
this totally stacked chick
next to you doing the weather,
1904
01:41:13,039 --> 01:41:16,239
and you'll never want
for money.
1905
01:41:16,241 --> 01:41:18,575
- God, I'm just wondering
what it would take
1906
01:41:18,577 --> 01:41:20,877
to get fired around here.
1907
01:41:25,048 --> 01:41:27,750
- Is this your coffee or mine?
Because I have to drive home.
1908
01:41:27,752 --> 01:41:31,053
- They're all my coffee.
1909
01:41:31,055 --> 01:41:32,821
- Overpaid prick.
1910
01:41:32,823 --> 01:41:36,559
- Five seconds.
1911
01:41:36,561 --> 01:41:38,260
- Good afternoon, annapolis.
1912
01:41:38,262 --> 01:41:40,028
Federal investigators
responding...
1913
01:41:40,030 --> 01:41:41,863
[ENGINE REVVING]
1914
01:41:41,865 --> 01:41:45,133
[BEEPING]
1915
01:42:11,092 --> 01:42:15,127
[APPLAUSE]
1916
01:42:21,635 --> 01:42:23,235
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
1917
01:42:23,237 --> 01:42:24,870
- You missed my shower.
1918
01:42:24,872 --> 01:42:28,206
- Sorry, I got hit
by a pile of money.
1919
01:42:28,208 --> 01:42:30,775
Any lots available near you
on martha's vineyard?
1920
01:42:30,777 --> 01:42:33,979
- Don't you want me
to be happy?
1921
01:42:33,981 --> 01:42:36,982
- Not sure I want that
for anybody.
1922
01:42:41,954 --> 01:42:44,922
I'm going to miss fucking you.
1923
01:42:44,924 --> 01:42:48,959
I used to think there was more,
but there isn't.
1924
01:43:05,209 --> 01:43:07,110
[BEEP]
1925
01:43:07,112 --> 01:43:09,012
[AUTOMATED MALE VOICE]
one new message.
1926
01:43:09,014 --> 01:43:12,048
[BEEP]
- Hi, this is beverly,
1927
01:43:12,050 --> 01:43:13,850
confirming your date
for tonight.
1928
01:43:13,852 --> 01:43:16,753
Her name is carla,
and she's a petite redhead,
1929
01:43:16,755 --> 01:43:18,186
but it's the good redhead.
1930
01:43:18,188 --> 01:43:21,089
Think nicole kidman,
not howdy doody.
1931
01:43:21,091 --> 01:43:23,792
And just so you know,
she has a lot of regulars.
1932
01:43:23,794 --> 01:43:25,794
[BEEP]
1933
01:44:38,129 --> 01:44:41,764
- Hey.
1934
01:44:41,766 --> 01:44:44,033
You get my letter?
- Letter?
1935
01:44:44,035 --> 01:44:47,737
Got a fedex full of weed.
Subtle.
1936
01:44:47,739 --> 01:44:49,038
You want some salmon?
1937
01:44:49,040 --> 01:44:51,440
- I thought salmon
was for assholes.
1938
01:44:51,442 --> 01:44:54,443
- Everything else
has so much mercury.
1939
01:44:54,445 --> 01:44:57,078
- I drove 2 1/2 hours,
and I ended up
1940
01:44:57,080 --> 01:44:58,780
back in my own apartment.
1941
01:44:58,782 --> 01:45:00,482
- Except I don't have the view.
1942
01:45:00,484 --> 01:45:02,917
- Me either.
They cut the tree down.
1943
01:45:02,919 --> 01:45:06,988
- Good for you.
How was she?
1944
01:45:06,990 --> 01:45:10,391
- Wasn't worth a tree.
You gonna open the wine?
1945
01:45:10,393 --> 01:45:13,193
- You can have some.
There's a glass in the...
1946
01:45:13,195 --> 01:45:16,764
- oh, Jesus,
don't be so proud of yourself.
1947
01:45:16,766 --> 01:45:19,099
You know, like less than 10%
of the people
1948
01:45:19,101 --> 01:45:22,069
who even take the shit you're on
ever stay on it?
1949
01:45:22,071 --> 01:45:23,904
- I defer
to your drug expertise.
1950
01:45:23,906 --> 01:45:25,339
- Why'd you fall in love
with her
1951
01:45:25,341 --> 01:45:26,974
and ruin everything for me?
1952
01:45:26,976 --> 01:45:29,008
- I didn't fall in love
with her.
1953
01:45:29,010 --> 01:45:31,944
- That's worse!
You ruined everything.
1954
01:45:31,946 --> 01:45:33,980
- No, you ruined everything!
1955
01:45:33,982 --> 01:45:36,382
First of all, I'm not in love
with her, and I never was.
1956
01:45:36,384 --> 01:45:40,153
- But you slept with her anyway?
Why would you do that?
1957
01:45:40,155 --> 01:45:42,121
Okay, let's say
I understand that.
1958
01:45:42,123 --> 01:45:43,489
- But you don't.
1959
01:45:43,491 --> 01:45:46,358
She helped me,
let me feel something again.
1960
01:45:46,360 --> 01:45:49,895
- So she makes me stop
getting high, but you get sex?
1961
01:45:49,897 --> 01:45:53,498
What a shitty, shitty deal,
and for what?
1962
01:45:53,500 --> 01:45:56,001
For this?
What happened to you?
1963
01:45:56,003 --> 01:45:57,402
- I'm still me.
1964
01:45:57,404 --> 01:45:59,504
- Bullshit. You're ben lite!
1965
01:45:59,506 --> 01:46:02,373
- I'm ben prime. I'm still
the same guy from sixth grade!
1966
01:46:02,375 --> 01:46:06,242
- No.
1967
01:46:06,244 --> 01:46:09,179
Man, you're a million miles
away from that kid.
1968
01:46:09,181 --> 01:46:11,881
- I swear, this isn't bad.
1969
01:46:11,883 --> 01:46:15,018
I'm just functioning now
like everyone else.
1970
01:46:18,088 --> 01:46:20,255
- So this is it?
1971
01:46:20,257 --> 01:46:23,892
- Well, maybe that's
what's wrong with the world.
1972
01:46:23,894 --> 01:46:27,029
We keep looking and grabbing
and eating and smoking
1973
01:46:27,031 --> 01:46:30,365
and never stop to think,
1974
01:46:30,367 --> 01:46:33,168
"who could want
more than this?"
1975
01:46:33,170 --> 01:46:40,241
- [SOBS]
1976
01:46:45,347 --> 01:46:49,383
- You're here.
That's all that matters.
1977
01:46:49,385 --> 01:46:53,987
- [SOBS]
1978
01:46:53,989 --> 01:46:56,990
[GENTLE MUSIC]
1979
01:46:56,992 --> 01:47:04,064
♪ ♪
1980
01:47:04,498 --> 01:47:11,570
- ♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1981
01:47:12,305 --> 01:47:13,873
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1982
01:47:13,875 --> 01:47:16,942
- Hey, there.
- Hi.
1983
01:47:16,944 --> 01:47:22,014
- I know, it's a lot of junk,
but I'm a really good mother.
1984
01:47:31,457 --> 01:47:34,659
- [LAUGHS]
1985
01:47:45,103 --> 01:47:46,570
- Hey.
1986
01:47:46,572 --> 01:47:52,242
- I'm sorry. I was gonna leave
in the morning.
1987
01:47:52,244 --> 01:47:55,913
- Well, I...
1988
01:47:55,915 --> 01:47:59,348
- what?
1989
01:47:59,350 --> 01:48:03,019
- You know anything
about running a farm?
1990
01:48:03,021 --> 01:48:05,221
- More than you.
1991
01:48:07,157 --> 01:48:11,160
[THUNDER PEALS]
1992
01:48:15,031 --> 01:48:16,398
- [CHUCKLES]
1993
01:48:35,049 --> 01:48:38,051
Come inside.
- No.
1994
01:48:54,334 --> 01:48:59,338
[THUNDER PEALS]
1995
01:49:05,544 --> 01:49:08,279
- Why are we here?
1996
01:49:08,281 --> 01:49:10,147
- We're waiting
for the rain to stop.
1997
01:49:10,149 --> 01:49:12,283
- Can I ride it?
1998
01:49:18,690 --> 01:49:22,392
Could you?
1999
01:49:23,561 --> 01:49:29,766
[PHONE RINGING]
2000
01:49:29,768 --> 01:49:32,569
Hey.
2001
01:49:32,571 --> 01:49:37,206
Um, mom said wednesday.
2002
01:49:37,208 --> 01:49:41,610
I don't know why.
She said wednesday.
2003
01:49:41,612 --> 01:49:43,645
Um...
2004
01:49:43,647 --> 01:49:46,749
no, I mean, you can...
barbecue's fine.
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