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♪
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Ugh! The neighbors have been
doing construction
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every day for the past week.
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They started so early,
they woke me up this morning.
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And, I was having
the best dream.
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No one wants to hear
about you doing yoga
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with a goat
that looks like Idris Elba.
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Yeah, Mom, we've heard about
it a thousand times already.
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First off, it wasn't a goat
that looked like Idris,
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it was Idris, and we were doing
goat yoga.
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And would it kill
the neighbors
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to show a little respect?
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Mom, are you sure
you're not just jealous
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because they're putting in
a brandnew pool,
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and we're not?
[chuckling] I'm not jealous.
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No offense, Mrs. Wilson,
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but you sound like a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich,
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hold the peanut butter.
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I will have you know,
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there is no jelly
in this sandwich.
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Fine! You're darn tootin'
I'm jealous.
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I want a lap pool!
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Look, we'd love to help you
with your pool envy,
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but we're kind of in
the middle of something.
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What are you guys doing?
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We found some of Grandma
Queen Esther's old recipes,
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and we're trying to make
her banana pudding,
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but this recipe
is kind of confusing.
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"Use a touch of zest."
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How much is a touch,
and what the heck is zest?
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"Put a thingy
of cream in that pot."
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What's a thingy,
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and what pot
is she talking about?
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It can't be that bad,
let me see.
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[clearing throat]
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"Use the brown eggs
from the white hen,
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not the white eggs
from the brown hen."
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Does that make
any sense to you?
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Why are you
making this anyway?
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Pearce Gabriel is having
a party this weekend,
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and we're all invited.
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He's one of the most
popular boys in our school,
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and his party
is going to be everything.
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You don't show up to a swanky
party like that empty handed,
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that's a big nono.
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Coming through!
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YASMINE: Oh!
DYLAN: Watch out!
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Dylan, Booder,
what is all this?
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I'm directing
Dylan's music video.
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A music video?
Yep, Mommy Yas,
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every cloud rapper has to have
a fire video on the internet,
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and since I'm a star,
it's time I have one, too.
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Statistically speaking,
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a music video would improve
Young Dylan's fan base,
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thus increasing the likelihood
of him blowing up by 36%.
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Yeah, what he said.
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You can't argue
with statistics.
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I mean, you could,
but [laughing].
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Anyway, I'm debuting a video
at Pearce's party,
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and if any of you guys
wanna be famous, too,
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you can be in my video.
Might as well
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because all Grandma's Bangin'
Banana Pudding is giving me,
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is a banging headache.
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Quitters!
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Hey, honey, come here.
Okay, so, you know how
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I'm always watching
those antique auction shows?
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I know you watched it
for the first time yesterday,
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and won't stop talking about it.
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Uh, yeah, that one, anyway,
I went to a garrrage sale.
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[chuckling]
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That's how the fancy people
on the show pronounce it,
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yeah, yeah.
Anyway, look what I found.
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Ooh!
Hmm!
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Okay, so, this is
a turn of the century
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Etruscan clay vase from Italy,
made by blind holy men.
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And since it's in
pristine condition, you know,
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it's worth a small fortune.
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This tacky old thing?
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Don't put your breath
on my vase!
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Well, if it's so valuable,
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why can't you wear it
around your neck or wrist?
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The point is
[clearing throat]
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all those hours
of me watching that
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Again, just one hour.
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MYLES: Whatever [chuckling].
I mean, really paid off.
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I mean, I I got this thing
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for practically a steal,
you know?
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How much exactly?
I know right [snickering]?
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Uh, Myles, what did it cost?
[chuckling] Exactly.
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Come on.
Ooh!
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Myles?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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[whispering]
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What!?
Mmhm.
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[laughing]
Yeah, right, okay, alright.
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♪ There once was a kid
from the city of Chi ♪
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♪ Ma knew I was important,
not a regular guy ♪
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♪ Everybody follow me
Imma take you on a trip ♪
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♪ Buckle up, let's go,
Imma get you all hip ♪
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♪ I'm a star ♪
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♪ Came up
from a block in Chitown ♪
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♪ Livin' large ♪
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♪ I'm tryna balance school
and these bars ♪
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♪ Came far
ain't no better feelin' ♪
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♪ I tell 'em
you gon' love Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Ay Young Dylan, ay ♪
♪ Young Dylan Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Ay Young Dylan ♪
♪ Dyl, Dyl, Dyl ♪
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♪ I tell 'em
you gon' love Young Dylan ♪
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♪
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Boy, you still
trying to figure out
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Grandma Queen Esther's recipes?
These aren't recipes,
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these are the scribblings
of someone who's cray.
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Luckily, I speak cray.
I'm cray all day.
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That's not a compliment.
It's not, not a compliment.
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Yes, it's not. Mm...
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Okay, dang it, now you
got me sounding cray.
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♪
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Don't be too disappointed
if you can't figure it out.
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♪
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What?
I said, don't be don't
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♪
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Turn down the music!
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♪
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Turn down the music!
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♪
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I said, turn down this music!
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♪
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[turns off music]
[jackhammering in background]
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Hey!
Hey!
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It's almost as bad
as the jackhammering.
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Alright, look, guys,
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you're gonna have to go finish
shooting your music video
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in the garage.
But we need the space,
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and Booder says the lighting
is better in here.
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It makes these cheekbones pop.
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Mm, right.
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And I can't risk sacrificing
my artistic vision.
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I can't and I won't.
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Okay, you can,
and you will [chuckling].
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Baby, artistic vision,
gon' tell
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Who turned my
Etruscan vase around?
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Doesn't go like this, guys,
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suppose to go like this,
like [shrieks].
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[shrieking]
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Who, eh, who who chipped
my Etruscan vase?
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Who did this?
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It wasn't me.
It wasn't me, I was
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Who oh, no, no, no.
[cross talking]
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Oh, no, no, no,
hey, hey, hey, hey,
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hey, hey,
somebody did this, okay?
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[stuttering] Som
somsom [wheezing]
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somebody chipped my vase.
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Nobody chipped that old vase,
dang, nobody went near that
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Somebody did it!
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And somebody
is going down today.
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♪
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Yo, I've never saw Uncle Myles
that mad before,
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and I've done a lot of things
to make him mad.
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I know,
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I've never seen someone's
ear vein bulge out before.
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They said they wanted
to talk to us one at a time,
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what's taking them so long?
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I don't know,
but what I do know is,
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whoever chipped that old vase
needs to come clean.
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Agreed.
Absolutely.
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[gasping]
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You!
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♪
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They broke me,
it was terrible.
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I spilled the beans, man.
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And I was so nervous,
I also cut the cheese.
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I spilled the beans
and cut the cheese.
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We get it!
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But what's important
is that you came correct,
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and told them it was you.
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No, I didn't,
I didn't break the vase.
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Then what beans did you spill?
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I I told them how you
pretend to go to bed,
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but you stay up texting
on your phone with Bethany.
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Charlie!
CHARLIE: And and,
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I told them how you haven't
brushed your teeth in weeks.
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You snitched on me, ugh!
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You weren't in there,
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you don't know
what it was like.
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But you will,
because they're coming for you,
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both of you.
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[gasping]
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You're next.
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Let's go, M. C. Cavity.
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[screaming]
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♪
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We've been sitting here
for a minute now,
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are you gonna say something?
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Okay, maybe,
you want me to say something?
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[screaming]
Okay, okay!
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[screaming] I'll say something,
if that's okay with y'all?
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Yeah, why don't you start?
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I just wanna say
that I had nothing,
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and I mean nothing
to do with this.
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Okay.
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Okay?
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Yeah, okay.
Cool.
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Okay, like, you believe me,
or okay, I'm in trouble?
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Okay.
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Gee, you know, I mean,
I don't normally snitch,
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but I could tell you
a few things
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about Becca and Charles.
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Okay.
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DYLAN: So, Rebecca,
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she's definitely not who
you think she is,
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like, [speaking gibberish].
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Like, I said,
I don't know anything.
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Phone?
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Wha what are you doing
with my phone?
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MYLES: Hmm, oh, oh, oh.
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Charlie has just been
turning his underwear inside out
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and putting it back on,
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so he doesn't have to be told
to pick up his dirty clothes.
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[wheezing]
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Is that it?
Yeah, yeah, I think so, yeah.
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So, you're sticking with
you didn't break the vase?
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I I didn't,
I promise.
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You guys believe me, don't you?
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Oh!
[screaming]
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[screaming]
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So, none of us came correct
to admitting breaking the vase,
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but we all snitched
on other things?
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Yep.
Sounds right.
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Honey [snickering],
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you know, we've been feeding,
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caring for, housing
a bunch of lying children.
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I can barely look at 'em.
[snickering]
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Uncle Myles
You had your turn!
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Since nobody's
willing to fess up,
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none of you are going to
Pearce Gabriel's party later.
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What!
You can't do this!
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I demand a new trial!
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I wish they'd give me
my phone back.
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♪
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♪
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Rebecca, why didn't you
tell them the truth?
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I did tell the truth,
I didn't do it.
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Why didn't you?
Because I didn't do it.
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Well, neither did I.
The only good thing
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since I couldn't make
the banana pudding,
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I won't be showing up
to the party empty handed.
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Psst!
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What's up?
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I know a way for us
to still go to the party.
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Lay it on me.
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00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,622
We have to pin
this on Charlie.
251
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,058
What, no way,
that's not cool.
252
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,562
Not going to the party
of the year is not cool.
253
00:12:41,662 --> 00:12:45,299
Uhuh!
Okay, forget I said anything.
254
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,138
[inaudible speech]
255
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,842
Hey, what are you guys
talking about?
256
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:57,044
Nothing, just talking about
what happened
257
00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:00,180
when you and Booder
definitely broke Dad's vase.
258
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,884
Wait, so you're gonna team up,
259
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,153
and lie so you
can go to the party?
260
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:09,156
I don't know,
does this sound like a lie?
261
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,158
♪
262
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:14,361
Yo, yo, yo, I'm Young Dylan,
I say my name a lot.
263
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,631
Dylan, please, can't you see
I'm trying to study
264
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:19,733
to be the first
astronaut/president?
265
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,136
Young Dylan don't care!
266
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,574
Check out my new
blingy blingbling.
267
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,910
Is that our
dear father's vase?
268
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,678
It was.
269
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:34,248
Shame on you,
shame, I say.
270
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:39,119
My blinga blingbling,
blinga blingbling,
271
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:43,257
blingbling, blingbling, ah,
I'm Young Dylan, remember that.
272
00:13:43,357 --> 00:13:46,093
Ah, ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
273
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:51,164
ah, whoo, ah, ah, ah.
274
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,300
[thump]
275
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,635
Oh!
276
00:13:54,735 --> 00:13:56,336
I hope I can become
president one day,
277
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,105
so I can pardon you.
278
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,343
♪
279
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,712
Yes, it sounds like a lie.
280
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,748
Chuckles, you still going to
roll with this?
281
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,817
Sorry, Dylan, I just really
want to go to that party.
282
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:14,588
Chuckles?
Okay, fine, you're right.
283
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:18,058
Mom and Dad would never
believe that story.
284
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,459
Exactly!
285
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,628
But they might
believe this one.
286
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:26,266
♪
287
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,970
Guys, be careful,
you're gonna break Dad's vase.
288
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:33,440
Forget vases, like lame faces,
I'm going to better places.
289
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,076
Look at Myles, he's tasteless.
290
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:39,246
So, what you gonna do,
I said it straight to you,
291
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:42,115
and it's not just me,
Booder don't like you, too!
292
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,284
Uhhuh!
293
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:50,591
♪
294
00:14:50,691 --> 00:14:56,797
[screaming]
295
00:14:59,867 --> 00:15:02,936
Chuckles, you still blamed me.
296
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,606
Yes, but I also blamed
Rebecca and Booder.
297
00:15:05,706 --> 00:15:07,140
You're welcome.
298
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:10,477
I actually did see you looking
at that vase earlier, Charlie.
299
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,980
You did? What's up?
300
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,915
Grandma Queen Esther's recipe
said
301
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,084
to pour some milk into a thingy.
302
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:19,753
I was just looking to see
if the vase was thingy enough,
303
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:23,123
but I didn't touch it, I swear.
[phone dinging]
304
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,161
Bethany just sent me
some pictures from the party.
305
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,531
It started already,
and we're missing it.
306
00:15:30,631 --> 00:15:32,466
What are we gonna do?
307
00:15:32,566 --> 00:15:35,469
We aren't
gonna do anything,
308
00:15:35,569 --> 00:15:37,204
I'm gonna do something.
309
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:42,276
♪
310
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,211
Uhuhuh, take a seat.
311
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:53,987
♪
312
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,823
How'd you get
your phone back?
313
00:15:56,924 --> 00:15:58,859
You think I only
have one phone?
314
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,762
Amateur.
315
00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:04,898
♪
316
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,567
[crying]
I can't have nothing nice.
317
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,369
I know, baby, I know.
318
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,039
My vase don' chipped a tooth.
[knocking]
319
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,575
Myles?
[deep exhale]
320
00:16:14,675 --> 00:16:18,412
Um, I have to say something.
321
00:16:18,512 --> 00:16:20,681
Yeah, what is it?
322
00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,816
You don't have
to punish my cuzo's.
323
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:25,452
Let them go
to Pearce Gabriel's party.
324
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:29,156
Oh, yeah? Why should we?
325
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:33,594
Because I'm the one
who broke the vase.
326
00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:36,063
I knew one of y'all did it.
327
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,999
Thank you for telling
the truth, finally.
328
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:43,003
Oh, yes, yes, thank you,
thank you for telling the truth.
329
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,972
Mmhm.
Finally.
330
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:51,078
Now, I'd like to know
everything that happened,
331
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:54,314
and when I say everything,
I mean everything.
332
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,816
Spare no details.
333
00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:57,618
Okay.
MYLES: Mmhm.
334
00:16:57,718 --> 00:16:58,652
Um.
MYLES: Hm.
335
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:00,621
Yeah.
MYLES: Mmhm.
336
00:17:00,721 --> 00:17:02,222
Um.
MYLES: Spill it!
337
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,491
Please?
338
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:05,492
♪
339
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,295
I'm Young, oh, ah, ah,
Young Dylo.
340
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,765
Ah, ah, ahhhhh!
[knock at door]
341
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:15,135
♪
342
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:20,908
It has my name on it!
343
00:17:23,844 --> 00:17:26,780
Best almost finished
hiphop video award
344
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:31,351
goes to Young Dylan!
345
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,521
♪
346
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,957
Oh!
347
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,397
Thank you, thank you, ahhh.
348
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,966
Thank you, caption this.
349
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:49,970
Turn me up,
oh, oh, thank you, thank you.
350
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:54,508
Ah, I know just
where to put it.
351
00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:56,376
We did it, Mama!
352
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,581
Oh no!
353
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:07,054
[gasping] Oh, snap,
I chipped it!
354
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,197
Ah, phew!
355
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:25,239
I'm sorry, Unc,
it was an accident.
356
00:18:25,339 --> 00:18:28,909
I was being careless.
Dylan, you do realize
357
00:18:29,009 --> 00:18:32,513
that lying is just as bad
as committing the crime?
358
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:34,548
That's my story,
and I'm sticking to it.
359
00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:38,085
Dylan, you don't have to cover
for your cousins.
360
00:18:39,253 --> 00:18:40,621
Just blink once
if it was the boy,
361
00:18:40,721 --> 00:18:44,424
twice if it was the girl.
362
00:18:44,525 --> 00:18:46,126
I did it, okay?
363
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,762
So, Charlie and Rebecca
should get to go to the party
364
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,697
before it ends.
365
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,136
You sure that's what
you wanna do?
366
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,971
It is.
367
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:01,575
Okay, okay.
368
00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:10,150
♪
369
00:19:14,855 --> 00:19:19,793
♪♪♪
370
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:24,598
Charlie, Rebecca, guess you
two can go to the party.
371
00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:25,632
Yes!
372
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,601
But, Dylan,
Dylan is grounded for
373
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:31,171
[jackhammering]
374
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,906
No, no,
wait a second!
375
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,976
No, no, no, no, no, no,
yo, yo!
376
00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:37,444
[crashing sound]
377
00:19:40,147 --> 00:19:42,482
Somebody get me
a hundred cc's of glue, stat!
378
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,117
It's gone.
379
00:19:44,218 --> 00:19:45,819
No!
It's gone, baby, it's gone.
380
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:47,221
No!
381
00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:48,856
Wait, so none of us did it,
382
00:19:48,956 --> 00:19:51,358
it was the jackhammer
the whole time.
383
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,094
So, why did you say you did it
when you knew you hadn't?
384
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,262
Did you know
that me and Charlie
385
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,697
had anything to do with it?
386
00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:59,566
Nah, I figured one of you
had something to do with it,
387
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,802
most def.
388
00:20:01,902 --> 00:20:04,071
Then why did you
take the blame?
389
00:20:04,171 --> 00:20:06,406
Because I'm Young Dylan,
it's what I do.
390
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:10,143
That's sweet.
Thanks, Dylan.
391
00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:13,947
It's what fam does.
Plus, I'm gonna be a superstar,
392
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,215
do you know
how many sick parties
393
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,451
I'm gonna go to in my life?
394
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:21,788
I can miss this one,
but you normals can't afford to.
395
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:25,592
That makes more sense.
You know what else fam does?
396
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:29,196
Tells the truth,
you can tell us anything, okay?
397
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:31,064
And that goes for all of you,
398
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:33,534
you don't have to lie to us
for any reason, get it?
399
00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:36,103
Got it.
Good.
400
00:20:36,203 --> 00:20:40,707
So, does this mean we can
all go to the party?
401
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,843
I guess it does.
ALL: Yes!
402
00:20:42,943 --> 00:20:45,412
Alright, you guys go wait
outside, I'll drop you off.
403
00:20:47,014 --> 00:20:48,782
[sighs]
404
00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:52,486
Oh, can we stop off
at the store
405
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:56,023
to get some banana pudding?
Can't show up empty handed.
406
00:20:56,123 --> 00:20:58,725
Sure.
407
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:02,529
Also could you pay for it?
I'm a little light this week.
408
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,166
That's your son.
[laughing]
409
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,768
That's your son.
410
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:29,890
♪
411
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,896
Yeah.
Sweetie?
412
00:21:35,996 --> 00:21:37,898
Yeah?
Are you still at it?
413
00:21:37,998 --> 00:21:41,635
Yep, almost finished.
414
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:45,739
See, I read that
even if it's not in...
415
00:21:45,839 --> 00:21:49,643
perfect condition,
416
00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:51,245
it'll still fetch
a pretty penny.
417
00:21:51,345 --> 00:21:53,614
Wow!
It looks completely fixed.
418
00:21:53,714 --> 00:21:56,083
Hey, I wasn't going to let,
uh, three hours of gluing
419
00:21:56,183 --> 00:21:57,818
and a few hand cramps
get in my way, you know?
420
00:21:57,918 --> 00:21:59,086
YASMINE: Oh!
421
00:21:59,186 --> 00:22:02,623
Excuse me, I'm gonna go
soak these puppies.
422
00:22:02,723 --> 00:22:05,559
[screaming]
423
00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:10,631
MYLES: [crying]
424
00:22:13,033 --> 00:22:15,402
Why can't I have anything nice?
425
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:16,837
♪
426
00:22:16,937 --> 00:22:19,072
[crying]
427
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,150
[Nickelodeon theme]
428
00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:07,684
♪
429
00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:12,284
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