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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:50,475 --> 00:02:53,180 Bran here with another Bran-tastic video. 2 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:55,841 Today, we're doing another episode of Bum Fites. 3 00:02:55,877 --> 00:02:58,049 He's in there. Get 'em, get 'em! 4 00:02:58,084 --> 00:03:00,148 Hey, guys? You want this 20? 5 00:03:00,184 --> 00:03:01,919 Well, come and get it! 6 00:03:01,954 --> 00:03:03,356 Fight each other! 7 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,688 Yeah, come on! 8 00:03:06,724 --> 00:03:11,090 - Keep an eye out for that security guard. - On it. 9 00:03:11,126 --> 00:03:13,694 I wanna fire up some of the effects and stuff, like the lights. 10 00:03:13,729 --> 00:03:16,235 Wait, you can do that? 11 00:03:16,271 --> 00:03:18,305 - I can do that. - Roll on each other. 12 00:03:18,341 --> 00:03:22,942 - That'd be so cool. - This is gonna be Monday! 13 00:03:22,977 --> 00:03:25,846 You mean money, Bran. 14 00:03:25,881 --> 00:03:27,980 That's what I said, dingus. 15 00:03:28,015 --> 00:03:31,049 Yeah! Get up and fight now! 16 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:33,183 Hey, where'd you find these guys? 17 00:03:33,218 --> 00:03:34,518 That doesn't look like our bum. 18 00:03:34,554 --> 00:03:36,617 You know, you should really blur out those faces. 19 00:03:36,653 --> 00:03:38,487 They can sue for not giving permission. 20 00:03:38,523 --> 00:03:40,826 These guys don't have money to sue. 21 00:03:40,861 --> 00:03:42,659 They're homeless. 22 00:03:50,937 --> 00:03:53,439 Our... 23 00:03:57,847 --> 00:03:59,445 Our guard buddy's working. 24 00:04:02,644 --> 00:04:05,781 Let's go. 25 00:04:07,316 --> 00:04:08,754 I don't get it. 26 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:09,948 I don't get it. 27 00:04:09,984 --> 00:04:12,257 He has such a hatred for them. I mean, Ted... 28 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:14,161 Dude, Ted's a legend here. 29 00:04:14,196 --> 00:04:15,929 Do you remember the groundhog stuff animal? 30 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,062 Oh, my gosh. I love Ted. 31 00:04:17,098 --> 00:04:20,430 You little perv! I swear to God! 32 00:04:20,465 --> 00:04:22,266 Don't even think about dokking me. 33 00:04:22,302 --> 00:04:24,635 I'm just messing a little. Chill. 34 00:04:25,768 --> 00:04:28,309 - What did you say to me? - Chill. 35 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:31,572 Don't tell me to chill. 36 00:04:31,607 --> 00:04:33,039 - All right. - Got it? 37 00:04:37,518 --> 00:04:40,285 Bran, I swear to God, if you're still filming my ass, 38 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,554 I'm gonna kill you. 39 00:04:58,337 --> 00:05:00,033 Hey, you kids! 40 00:05:00,642 --> 00:05:02,002 Shit. 41 00:05:02,578 --> 00:05:03,578 Run. 42 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,111 Stay right there! 43 00:05:06,146 --> 00:05:07,876 Come on, Bran, go! 44 00:05:09,015 --> 00:05:10,110 Come on! 45 00:05:10,146 --> 00:05:11,814 Run! 46 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,864 - Get to the Dokking Station! - No kidding! 47 00:05:43,779 --> 00:05:45,419 Stay right there! 48 00:05:45,984 --> 00:05:47,119 Shit. 49 00:05:56,632 --> 00:05:57,761 Hey! 50 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,825 That to make sure we can't prove you shot at us? 51 00:06:25,861 --> 00:06:27,454 You a lawyer? 52 00:06:27,489 --> 00:06:29,188 No, but his dad is. 53 00:06:30,430 --> 00:06:32,394 You little boys making big boy smut 54 00:06:32,430 --> 00:06:34,429 with her and that camera? 55 00:06:34,465 --> 00:06:36,269 Wouldn't you like to know. 56 00:06:36,304 --> 00:06:38,335 This is private property 57 00:06:38,370 --> 00:06:39,965 and this is closed until fall. 58 00:06:40,001 --> 00:06:42,705 You're trespassing. You know that, right? 59 00:06:42,741 --> 00:06:46,843 - We didn't see any signs. - Yeah right, kid. 60 00:06:46,878 --> 00:06:50,515 I call the police or your parents. Which is it? 61 00:06:50,551 --> 00:06:53,217 Why don't you catch your breath first, fatso? 62 00:06:53,252 --> 00:06:56,116 What a dick. 63 00:06:56,151 --> 00:06:58,618 All the way out from the city to deal with this shit. 64 00:06:58,654 --> 00:07:00,324 The place is closed, Snack. 65 00:07:00,359 --> 00:07:02,496 How hard is that to understand? 66 00:07:02,531 --> 00:07:04,234 You get hurt out there, we could lose everything. 67 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:07,565 - The guy shot at us! - Knock it off with that shit! 68 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:10,468 I got you and this Dokkers thing all figured out. 69 00:07:10,504 --> 00:07:13,105 That Ayla girl, she doesn't like you. 70 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:15,738 She's using you, son. 71 00:07:15,773 --> 00:07:18,479 Girls like her don't like guys like you. 72 00:07:21,412 --> 00:07:22,978 I work tonight, 73 00:07:23,013 --> 00:07:26,014 and Mike's coming over before I get home, so you know. 74 00:07:28,717 --> 00:07:31,085 How about a goddamn thank you? 75 00:07:32,026 --> 00:07:33,227 No boyfriend. 76 00:07:33,262 --> 00:07:35,055 You hang out with these loser kids. 77 00:07:35,091 --> 00:07:37,528 Where is that gonna get you in life? 78 00:07:37,563 --> 00:07:41,365 Wasting what God and I gave you. 79 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,566 Yeah, because Mike's some prize. 80 00:07:43,602 --> 00:07:46,335 You think you're better than me? Hmm? 81 00:07:46,370 --> 00:07:48,408 You little bitch! 82 00:07:48,443 --> 00:07:50,843 I should have let that guy call the cops. 83 00:07:58,817 --> 00:08:00,818 You didn't eat anything through this. 84 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:04,555 You're lucky that cop let you go. 85 00:08:04,590 --> 00:08:07,086 You need to make better choices, Mighty. 86 00:08:07,122 --> 00:08:09,860 He wasn't a cop, Ma. 87 00:08:11,664 --> 00:08:14,293 Turn the sounds off your insulin pump, baby. 88 00:08:16,169 --> 00:08:18,037 That thing smells. 89 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:22,274 I got it all on video! 90 00:08:22,309 --> 00:08:25,638 He shot at us, but he erased it! 91 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,712 I can't prove it, 92 00:08:30,748 --> 00:08:32,715 but it would have been huge online! 93 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:34,651 It would have blown up my channel! 94 00:08:34,687 --> 00:08:36,755 I'm gonna moteltize my channel, you wait! 95 00:08:40,192 --> 00:08:41,221 Ma! 96 00:08:42,097 --> 00:08:44,997 Ma! You even listening? 97 00:08:45,033 --> 00:08:46,298 It's monetize. 98 00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:47,861 It's monetize your channel. 99 00:08:47,896 --> 00:08:51,869 That's what I said! Monetize! 100 00:08:51,904 --> 00:08:55,607 Yep, John, just stall them. Yeah, 20 minutes out. 101 00:08:55,642 --> 00:08:57,942 I know, I had an emergency with my son. 102 00:08:57,978 --> 00:09:01,474 I gotta drop him off real quick. I'll be right there, 15 minutes. 103 00:09:01,509 --> 00:09:02,781 Okay. 104 00:09:11,659 --> 00:09:14,089 You come home right off the bus from now on. 105 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:19,462 No Field of Screams, no Dokking Station, no Dokkers. 106 00:09:19,498 --> 00:09:20,997 No more of that nonsense. 107 00:09:21,032 --> 00:09:23,697 Your mother and I will discuss what to do with you. 108 00:09:23,732 --> 00:09:25,438 What's there to discuss? 109 00:09:25,473 --> 00:09:26,745 That place is closed for the season. 110 00:09:26,769 --> 00:09:27,812 You keep trespassing there. 111 00:09:27,836 --> 00:09:29,368 You know that's a crime, right? 112 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:32,641 The man shot at you, Max. Is any of this sinking in? 113 00:09:32,676 --> 00:09:35,349 Wait. You believe he shot at us? 114 00:09:35,384 --> 00:09:37,879 You know why? Because you stopped. 115 00:09:37,915 --> 00:09:40,313 Only a gun would make you idiots stop. 116 00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:45,756 We also need to talk about this dokking shit. 117 00:09:45,791 --> 00:09:49,393 - What's there to talk about? - Yes or no? 118 00:09:49,428 --> 00:09:52,726 You and your friends are blackmailing kids online with dirt you get on them. 119 00:09:52,761 --> 00:09:54,696 That's dokking, right? 120 00:09:54,731 --> 00:09:56,697 You call yourselves The Dokkers? 121 00:09:56,733 --> 00:09:58,705 Can't even spell it right. 122 00:09:59,370 --> 00:10:00,666 Go ahead. 123 00:10:00,702 --> 00:10:01,970 Defend it, Max. 124 00:10:02,005 --> 00:10:05,074 Not with Max facts. Defend the indefensible. 125 00:10:07,378 --> 00:10:09,082 I sue, Max. 126 00:10:09,117 --> 00:10:10,849 I don't get sued. 127 00:10:53,526 --> 00:10:55,156 What were you doing, Scribble? 128 00:10:55,192 --> 00:10:58,592 Did I just see student records on your screen again? 129 00:10:58,628 --> 00:11:01,032 No. 130 00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:05,504 Did that ten-day suspension and fine teach you anything? 131 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:06,835 Check with the tech department. 132 00:11:06,871 --> 00:11:08,909 They can see what I do in there. 133 00:11:09,971 --> 00:11:12,574 I want your things searched. 134 00:11:12,609 --> 00:11:15,080 I know what I saw. 135 00:11:15,115 --> 00:11:16,211 So do I. 136 00:11:18,418 --> 00:11:19,852 What's with the wink? 137 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,087 You know what I learned from last time? 138 00:11:24,786 --> 00:11:27,288 I got my ass beat 139 00:11:27,324 --> 00:11:32,094 and my best gaming computer sold to pay for that fine. 140 00:11:32,129 --> 00:11:35,995 You screw me again, and I'm gonna screw back. 141 00:11:36,031 --> 00:11:38,970 Now you're threatening a teacher? 142 00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:41,702 I'm promising. 143 00:11:41,738 --> 00:11:43,735 Maybe you get dokked 144 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:47,140 and the district gets some pics I found of you back in the day. 145 00:11:47,175 --> 00:11:52,212 Some reefer with the frat boys... 146 00:11:52,248 --> 00:11:56,055 drinking beer from some sorority chick's vag. 147 00:12:03,629 --> 00:12:05,324 All right, another example. 148 00:12:05,359 --> 00:12:07,733 You kids, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, 149 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,869 have all grown up with the urban legend 150 00:12:09,904 --> 00:12:15,067 of the Halloween candy spiked with razors and needles. 151 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:16,442 Anyone here ever heard of that? 152 00:12:16,477 --> 00:12:17,710 Heard of that? Show of hands. 153 00:12:17,746 --> 00:12:19,289 Show of hands if you've heard of that. Yep. 154 00:12:19,313 --> 00:12:20,645 Yeah. Me too. 155 00:12:20,681 --> 00:12:23,246 Even when I was a kid. Question: 156 00:12:23,281 --> 00:12:26,948 Who here knows a single person who that's actually happened to? 157 00:12:26,984 --> 00:12:28,157 - Yeah, it, um... - Max. 158 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,789 ...it happened back in the 70's. 159 00:12:29,825 --> 00:12:32,724 Yes, back in the 70's. A father poisoned his son. 160 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,387 That was a single isolated case, Max. 161 00:12:34,423 --> 00:12:38,194 Well, there have been more, you know, copycats. 162 00:12:38,861 --> 00:12:41,134 Okay, well prove it. 163 00:12:41,169 --> 00:12:43,462 Find me one. 164 00:12:43,498 --> 00:12:45,868 No, right now. I want you to get your phone out, 165 00:12:45,904 --> 00:12:46,868 that's fine, you have my permission. 166 00:12:46,903 --> 00:12:48,704 Go ahead and find a single case 167 00:12:48,739 --> 00:12:50,277 other than the 70's guy. 168 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,611 I don't think you will. 169 00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:53,873 What I believe happened is that the media 170 00:12:53,909 --> 00:12:55,947 sensationalized it. 171 00:12:55,982 --> 00:13:00,953 Blew it up until eventually... it became fact. 172 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,486 How many of you have seen this character? 173 00:13:07,894 --> 00:13:10,960 This school, just like all over the country, 174 00:13:10,995 --> 00:13:13,059 received a warning that this image 175 00:13:13,094 --> 00:13:15,195 could show up along with text, 176 00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,765 urging children to kill themselves. 177 00:13:17,801 --> 00:13:19,268 Yeah, and it's true. 178 00:13:19,303 --> 00:13:21,840 I mean, they embedded that message into online videos 179 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,610 and then they used apps to send it to kids. 180 00:13:23,645 --> 00:13:25,474 I mean, are you saying this isn't true? 181 00:13:25,509 --> 00:13:26,809 No, no. 182 00:13:26,844 --> 00:13:27,854 What I'm saying is that no one's 183 00:13:27,878 --> 00:13:29,343 provided any evidence, Max. 184 00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:32,885 That's the key component. This missing evidence. 185 00:13:32,921 --> 00:13:35,582 Lockjaw, that's the urban legend around here, right? 186 00:13:35,618 --> 00:13:39,351 The creepy guy that supposedly lives in the sludge ponds. 187 00:13:39,387 --> 00:13:42,555 Anyone here ever actually seen Lockjaw? 188 00:13:44,027 --> 00:13:46,060 Ooh, boogeyman's coming. Be afraid. 189 00:13:46,096 --> 00:13:48,001 No evidence, no reason to be scared. 190 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,595 - Yet, this and all the others... - Just look at it. 191 00:13:50,631 --> 00:13:53,802 - It's not that scary. - ...spread like wildfire 192 00:13:53,837 --> 00:13:55,241 because of social media. 193 00:13:56,104 --> 00:13:57,942 These are what I like to term 194 00:13:57,978 --> 00:14:01,275 your razors in the Halloween candy urban legends. 195 00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:02,979 They're not just urban legends, Mr. Lewis. 196 00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:04,780 It's true. I've read it in the news. 197 00:14:04,815 --> 00:14:07,049 This stuff is all real. 198 00:14:07,084 --> 00:14:11,122 Unfortunately, real suicides do occur. 199 00:14:12,386 --> 00:14:14,420 However, not a single one of them 200 00:14:14,455 --> 00:14:17,258 is in any way proven to have any correlation 201 00:14:17,293 --> 00:14:21,034 or connection to this, Red fish, bulgy-eye guy 202 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:24,234 or any other suicide challenge or any other urban legend. 203 00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:26,838 Which is why... 204 00:14:26,873 --> 00:14:29,140 you all are going to, drum roll... 205 00:14:30,174 --> 00:14:33,306 You're gonna create your own urban legends. 206 00:14:33,341 --> 00:14:35,042 I want you to create an urban legend 207 00:14:35,077 --> 00:14:37,080 to see how false information 208 00:14:37,115 --> 00:14:39,178 becomes accepted as fact... 209 00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:41,185 ...without proper diligence. 210 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,821 Why is she crying? 211 00:14:43,857 --> 00:14:46,491 She's always crying about something. 212 00:14:48,559 --> 00:14:50,022 Jeni? 213 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,496 Jeni, look at me. 214 00:14:51,532 --> 00:14:53,565 Jeni, are you okay? 215 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,610 You need to see the nurse? 216 00:14:54,634 --> 00:14:56,503 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 217 00:14:56,538 --> 00:14:58,301 Okay, that's fine. 218 00:14:58,336 --> 00:15:00,539 Go ahead and close your books. That's fine. Come on. 219 00:15:00,575 --> 00:15:03,543 This-this stuff scares me. 220 00:15:03,578 --> 00:15:05,378 Everything fucking scares her. 221 00:15:05,413 --> 00:15:06,705 What's that, Ayla? 222 00:15:08,383 --> 00:15:09,810 Nothing, Mr. Lewis. 223 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,587 Uh, everyone, go ahead and get a head start 224 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,285 on picking your urban legends. 225 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,619 I want you to try to write five right now. 226 00:15:21,022 --> 00:15:23,194 It's ridiculous. 227 00:15:30,904 --> 00:15:32,836 You're the only one other than me 228 00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:34,299 who knows how to hold a camera. 229 00:15:34,335 --> 00:15:37,305 Besides, this one's gonna be big. 230 00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:39,272 Dude, you've been saying that for every video. 231 00:15:39,308 --> 00:15:40,673 Just get Mighty to hold the camera. 232 00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:42,760 - I don't wanna hold the camera. - Hold the goddamn camera. 233 00:15:42,784 --> 00:15:45,084 Mighty's a watcher, not a doer. 234 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,284 Prick. 235 00:15:48,184 --> 00:15:50,923 Well, besides that I'm grounded, 236 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:54,022 and I'm tired of Bum Wars 'cause it's stupid. 237 00:15:54,057 --> 00:15:56,356 No, it's not. People love it. 238 00:15:56,391 --> 00:15:58,263 Yeah, and by people you mean you. 239 00:15:58,298 --> 00:16:00,732 Yeah, check the comments, Bran. Nobody likes your Bum Wars. 240 00:16:00,768 --> 00:16:03,597 It's Bum Fites, idiots. 241 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,785 You know, guys, I think my dad's right. 242 00:16:07,809 --> 00:16:09,116 We should probably find a better hangout. 243 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:10,610 I mean, what if the guard comes back? 244 00:16:10,645 --> 00:16:13,908 Get the sand out your Gina. 245 00:16:13,944 --> 00:16:16,082 It's vagina. 246 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:25,355 Mr. Lewis. Do you have a moment? 247 00:16:26,022 --> 00:16:27,719 Come on in, boss lady. 248 00:16:27,755 --> 00:16:31,163 So I understand you had an incident in class today. 249 00:16:31,728 --> 00:16:33,229 Jeni Lynn. 250 00:16:33,264 --> 00:16:37,166 Oh, yeah, she gets scared super easily. 251 00:16:37,201 --> 00:16:38,608 I let her leave class a little early. 252 00:16:38,632 --> 00:16:41,338 Well, someone filed a complaint, Brent. 253 00:16:41,938 --> 00:16:43,905 Complaint, really? 254 00:16:43,941 --> 00:16:45,240 Was it her parents? 255 00:16:45,275 --> 00:16:48,846 No, a-a student. Someone in your class. 256 00:16:48,881 --> 00:16:52,613 Uh... can you say who it was? 257 00:16:53,522 --> 00:16:55,187 I removed the name. 258 00:16:56,991 --> 00:17:00,159 Can you read that in here in these dim lights? 259 00:17:05,366 --> 00:17:06,726 Uh... 260 00:17:08,936 --> 00:17:11,535 Okay, I gotta say, Principle Gress, 261 00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:14,366 this-this sounds like a complaint against the school, not me. 262 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,038 Yeah, well, we called her down. 263 00:17:16,073 --> 00:17:17,503 She said it happened right after 264 00:17:17,539 --> 00:17:20,046 you showed another scary picture in class. 265 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:23,644 Um, all of that was included in the lesson plan. 266 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,149 Now, what you're referencing was central to the lesson. 267 00:17:26,185 --> 00:17:28,954 Suicide is central to a history lesson? 268 00:17:28,989 --> 00:17:31,418 We need to revisit your lesson plans. 269 00:17:31,453 --> 00:17:32,835 You approved them each week already. 270 00:17:32,859 --> 00:17:34,292 Yes, but to be fair, Brent, 271 00:17:34,327 --> 00:17:36,590 this isn't the first complaint we've had about you. 272 00:17:36,626 --> 00:17:38,702 No, that's not fair. This one is not about me at all. 273 00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:41,462 It doesn't seem to be about me or my content. 274 00:17:41,497 --> 00:17:43,897 No, no, this person is upset and wondering 275 00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:47,873 why Jeni Lynn is allowed to be in a regular education classroom. 276 00:17:47,909 --> 00:17:50,141 "Jeni holds back the entire class, 277 00:17:50,176 --> 00:17:53,210 and Mr. Lewis can't teach for 15 minutes 278 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,346 without having to stop and see if she's okay." 279 00:17:55,381 --> 00:17:57,883 - That's true. - It's certainly about you, Brent. 280 00:17:57,918 --> 00:18:00,013 You're an out of the box teacher. 281 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,686 Talk tomorrow. 282 00:18:12,762 --> 00:18:16,163 Aren't you worried about that security guard coming back? 283 00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:17,496 He ain't coming back. 284 00:18:17,532 --> 00:18:19,638 Max's dad talked to him, I bet. 285 00:18:19,673 --> 00:18:21,333 Well, if you say so. 286 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,572 Ooh, that's a good one. 287 00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,206 How did you get these? 288 00:18:27,242 --> 00:18:28,874 You don't wanna know? 289 00:18:30,214 --> 00:18:34,819 If she finds out, we're both dead. 290 00:18:34,855 --> 00:18:37,283 She ain't gonna find out. 291 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,916 What the fuck are you guys laughing at? 292 00:19:08,951 --> 00:19:11,595 Ayla, they were probably just laughing about, you know, Jeni Russel. 293 00:19:11,619 --> 00:19:13,224 Like how she freaked out in class today. 294 00:19:13,259 --> 00:19:15,521 - You know, she's a baby. - It's pathetic. 295 00:19:15,557 --> 00:19:17,956 She doesn't belong in that class. 296 00:19:19,464 --> 00:19:22,798 I filed a complaint about her today in the office. 297 00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:24,563 Seriously? 298 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:27,334 We are in the same class as a girl 299 00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:30,276 who stops us every ten minutes... 300 00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:33,576 because she's scared of something. 301 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,642 Is Mr. Lewis in trouble now? 302 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,644 No, I don't have any issue with him. 303 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:41,017 It's not his fault she's in there. 304 00:19:41,052 --> 00:19:43,355 I'm just sick of her. 305 00:19:44,322 --> 00:19:46,787 You know why she's in that class? 306 00:19:48,294 --> 00:19:51,124 Because her parents want her in there. 307 00:19:51,159 --> 00:19:52,694 It's a joke. 308 00:19:52,729 --> 00:19:57,468 I'm offended as someone who gets the same grades as her. 309 00:19:58,133 --> 00:19:59,602 Aren't you? 310 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,837 Not sure complaining was cool. 311 00:20:05,477 --> 00:20:08,441 Mr. Lewis made you look like an idiot today. 312 00:20:08,476 --> 00:20:10,341 I'm down for dokking Lewis. 313 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,614 No, I... 314 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:16,289 I want this urban legend project to rock. 315 00:20:17,019 --> 00:20:18,390 How? 316 00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:24,594 We make it way more scary. 317 00:20:25,227 --> 00:20:28,565 Like really scary. 318 00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:33,934 And then we make our own online challenge. 319 00:20:33,969 --> 00:20:36,369 You're not talking about like getting kids to kill themselves 320 00:20:36,404 --> 00:20:38,239 like for real, are you? 321 00:20:40,409 --> 00:20:46,946 We will go right to the edge. 322 00:20:51,153 --> 00:20:53,426 Yes! I'm in! 323 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:55,433 You're listening to Where the Scary Things Are. 324 00:20:55,457 --> 00:20:57,328 I'm your host Monster Mash Ken. 325 00:20:57,363 --> 00:20:59,928 And with missing people, where do they go? 326 00:20:59,964 --> 00:21:02,533 You see all these different cases. What are you thinking? 327 00:21:02,568 --> 00:21:04,904 Alien abductions, mass disappearances. 328 00:21:04,939 --> 00:21:06,567 I mean, you know, the rapture. 329 00:21:06,603 --> 00:21:08,173 Has something religious occurred? 330 00:21:08,209 --> 00:21:09,804 I have no idea but I can't imagine 331 00:21:09,839 --> 00:21:12,041 what the families are going through, it's crazy. 332 00:21:12,077 --> 00:21:14,740 It's hard to believe that people still disappear these days. 333 00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:17,311 With all the technology out there... 334 00:21:17,346 --> 00:21:19,649 Hey, Vector, come here. 335 00:21:28,225 --> 00:21:29,923 How do I disappear? 336 00:21:35,334 --> 00:21:37,865 Haven't you ever wanted to disappear? 337 00:21:43,141 --> 00:21:44,976 Nineteen. 338 00:21:45,011 --> 00:21:48,045 - Another card? - No. 339 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:51,248 Nine... 14. 340 00:21:51,283 --> 00:21:55,084 Eighteen. You win. 341 00:23:02,085 --> 00:23:03,621 Come on. 342 00:23:05,053 --> 00:23:07,491 Dude, you can't knock on my window so damn loud. 343 00:23:07,527 --> 00:23:09,460 - You're gonna wake up my parents. - So? 344 00:23:09,495 --> 00:23:11,391 Okay. Why would I expect you to get it? 345 00:23:11,427 --> 00:23:12,595 Where are we going? 346 00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:16,631 Follow me, Mr. My Parents Are Gonna Hear Me. 347 00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:18,567 You're gonna wake up my parents. 348 00:23:18,602 --> 00:23:21,067 - Holy shit, shut the hell up. - No! 349 00:23:22,977 --> 00:23:25,104 Just follow me, idiot. 350 00:23:42,459 --> 00:23:43,996 Don't cut off heads. 351 00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:45,861 Yeah, I know, I know. 352 00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:48,595 Just record the video. 353 00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:50,796 I can file my face out in post. 354 00:23:50,832 --> 00:23:52,667 You mean, tile your face, Bran. 355 00:23:52,702 --> 00:23:54,736 Wait, why do you need to tile your face? 356 00:23:54,771 --> 00:23:57,607 Bran here with another Bran-tastic video. 357 00:23:57,642 --> 00:24:01,113 Welcome to the first episode of Bum Wars. 358 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:03,082 Dude, bring it down. 359 00:24:03,117 --> 00:24:05,815 Shut the hell up and shoot. 360 00:24:32,475 --> 00:24:34,475 Bran, what the hell? 361 00:24:43,919 --> 00:24:46,058 Bran, what the hell? Jesus Christ! 362 00:24:46,093 --> 00:24:48,655 Tada! 363 00:24:48,691 --> 00:24:52,059 Go, go, go! 364 00:25:58,931 --> 00:26:00,477 Bran, what the hell? Jesus Christ! 365 00:26:00,501 --> 00:26:03,534 Tada! 366 00:26:03,570 --> 00:26:07,299 Go, go, go, go! 367 00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:20,649 Hey, guys, my parents said 368 00:26:20,684 --> 00:26:23,819 I can't be in The Dokkers anymore. 369 00:26:23,854 --> 00:26:26,857 I-I'm sorry. I can't do anything about it. 370 00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:30,427 Hey, guys. 371 00:26:30,462 --> 00:26:31,889 My parents said I can't be in... 372 00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:33,864 Shit! 373 00:26:34,662 --> 00:26:36,696 Shit, oh, my God! 374 00:26:38,237 --> 00:26:41,135 Oh, Jesus Christ. 375 00:26:57,686 --> 00:26:59,620 Shit! 376 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,325 Guys, guys, you're not gonna believe this! 377 00:27:10,469 --> 00:27:12,302 There's something in the pond! 378 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,973 Nothing could live in there, Snack. 379 00:27:17,008 --> 00:27:19,442 Okay, well I heard it over there and it jumped in there. 380 00:27:19,477 --> 00:27:22,110 Get off the weed, Snack. 381 00:27:33,722 --> 00:27:36,054 Mighty needs to be fed. 382 00:27:36,090 --> 00:27:38,493 My blood sugar's low, dumb-ass. 383 00:27:44,670 --> 00:27:47,034 Can somebody fart and liven this up? 384 00:27:53,775 --> 00:27:55,946 What the hell was that? 385 00:27:58,946 --> 00:28:00,412 Is that the guard? 386 00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:02,953 No. 387 00:28:24,171 --> 00:28:26,273 What the hell is that thing? 388 00:28:31,779 --> 00:28:33,280 Ew, be careful. 389 00:28:47,467 --> 00:28:48,963 It can't be human. 390 00:28:48,998 --> 00:28:51,303 It's covered in crockamoley. 391 00:28:51,339 --> 00:28:54,673 Guacamole, dumb-ass. 392 00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:57,842 We need to find a place to hide this thing. 393 00:28:57,878 --> 00:29:01,308 At least until we figure out what the hell it is. 394 00:29:37,946 --> 00:29:39,647 Keep it moving, guys. 395 00:29:39,682 --> 00:29:41,717 Ah, dammit. 396 00:29:41,753 --> 00:29:44,782 Guys, let's just get it in there. 397 00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:49,092 Max, find something to restrain this thing for the time being. 398 00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:53,060 I mean, I know, but just... 399 00:29:53,096 --> 00:29:54,931 There's gotta be something around here. 400 00:29:54,966 --> 00:29:57,636 I mean, this place is littered with shit. 401 00:29:57,671 --> 00:30:01,439 Just ropes, chains, I don't know. 402 00:30:01,474 --> 00:30:03,504 Whatever will hold it. 403 00:30:03,539 --> 00:30:04,569 On it. 404 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,979 I mean, it looks so human. 405 00:30:08,580 --> 00:30:10,047 What if it can talk? 406 00:30:17,856 --> 00:30:21,993 Speak softly, carry a big stick. 407 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:29,797 We need to get it food and water. 408 00:30:29,832 --> 00:30:31,030 How do you know that? 409 00:30:31,065 --> 00:30:32,867 I mean, it's alive, isn't it? 410 00:30:32,902 --> 00:30:34,531 I mean, it has to eat and drink. 411 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:36,447 Well, hey, kangaroo rats can go their whole lives 412 00:30:36,471 --> 00:30:38,876 - without drinking water, so. - Max, look at me. 413 00:30:38,911 --> 00:30:40,940 Does that look like a goddamn kangaroo to you? 414 00:30:42,816 --> 00:30:43,991 Oh, Jesus, Mighty. 415 00:30:44,015 --> 00:30:46,345 Can you turn that damn insulin pump off? 416 00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:48,985 Everybody shits on the diabetic kid. 417 00:31:00,934 --> 00:31:02,828 Well, at the least the restraints are holding. 418 00:31:02,864 --> 00:31:04,066 Yeah, for now. 419 00:31:04,101 --> 00:31:07,236 Why the sniffing? 420 00:31:09,842 --> 00:31:12,109 Guys, what the hell is it smelling? 421 00:31:12,542 --> 00:31:13,605 Dinner. 422 00:31:24,854 --> 00:31:26,453 Bran, hold up. 423 00:31:28,561 --> 00:31:29,654 Give me the camera. 424 00:31:30,797 --> 00:31:32,327 - No. - Give me the camera. 425 00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:39,334 You'll get it back when it's time. 426 00:31:41,072 --> 00:31:43,472 Delete those perv shots he's got of me, too. 427 00:31:43,508 --> 00:31:44,268 All right. 428 00:31:44,304 --> 00:31:47,007 I-I won't post anything. I swear. 429 00:31:47,042 --> 00:31:49,712 That's right, you're not. Bye. 430 00:31:49,748 --> 00:31:51,283 Guys, get him outta here. 431 00:31:51,319 --> 00:31:52,509 We'll catch up. 432 00:31:52,545 --> 00:31:56,252 - It'll be fine. Relax. - Shut up. 433 00:31:57,757 --> 00:32:01,085 If it gets loose, we're dead. 434 00:32:05,325 --> 00:32:07,560 How long have we been coming here? 435 00:32:08,897 --> 00:32:10,398 I don't know. 436 00:32:11,132 --> 00:32:13,665 A few years, I guess. Why? 437 00:32:14,604 --> 00:32:16,237 Right. 438 00:32:16,272 --> 00:32:19,369 And we haven't seen this thing until today. 439 00:32:19,405 --> 00:32:21,812 I mean, it's gotta be new here. 440 00:32:21,848 --> 00:32:23,644 I've sure as hell never seen it. 441 00:32:23,679 --> 00:32:25,050 Exactly. 442 00:32:27,219 --> 00:32:30,121 What happens when this place opens up for Halloween? 443 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:34,857 We can't have this thing going nuts on customers. 444 00:32:34,893 --> 00:32:37,293 - That would be bad. - Yeah. 445 00:32:39,893 --> 00:32:41,330 For me. 446 00:32:44,802 --> 00:32:47,666 I can't lose this place. 447 00:32:49,707 --> 00:32:52,576 This is my escape. 448 00:32:52,612 --> 00:32:54,739 I mean, you know that. 449 00:32:58,047 --> 00:33:00,145 Better than anybody else. 450 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:26,309 So we're really gonna do this? 451 00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:30,247 I think I need this. 452 00:33:32,616 --> 00:33:33,679 So do I. 453 00:33:40,661 --> 00:33:43,062 My house is just as empty. 454 00:33:58,672 --> 00:34:01,575 I'm gonna hang out until your mom gets home. 455 00:34:02,242 --> 00:34:03,742 You should get inside. 456 00:34:13,826 --> 00:34:15,793 Thanks for walking me home. 457 00:34:15,828 --> 00:34:17,257 You should come to my place. 458 00:34:17,293 --> 00:34:19,428 You could stay over if you want. 459 00:34:27,672 --> 00:34:28,767 Good night. 460 00:34:37,815 --> 00:34:39,985 Wanna hang out? 461 00:34:40,020 --> 00:34:43,452 - When's my mom getting home? - Whenever. 462 00:34:44,284 --> 00:34:46,158 I'm the babysitter. 463 00:35:01,103 --> 00:35:02,603 Where's the remote? 464 00:36:42,636 --> 00:36:44,606 Tomatoes. 465 00:37:46,038 --> 00:37:49,638 Four, five, six, seven, eight... 466 00:39:34,841 --> 00:39:37,009 I've gotta get you tied back up. 467 00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:47,159 Hey, Dad, um, have you ever heard of Lockjaw? 468 00:39:47,194 --> 00:39:50,390 Yeah, it comes from tetanus or rabies. 469 00:39:50,425 --> 00:39:51,791 Why, are you feeling sick? 470 00:39:51,826 --> 00:39:54,057 No, I'm talking about the weird guy 471 00:39:54,093 --> 00:39:57,233 people say used to live by Field of Screams. 472 00:39:57,268 --> 00:39:59,838 Yeah, there was this one guy. 473 00:39:59,873 --> 00:40:04,506 I don't remember if people said he was a molester, crazy or something. 474 00:40:04,541 --> 00:40:05,784 A lot of homeless people out that way, 475 00:40:05,808 --> 00:40:08,243 which is why we don't want you hanging out there. 476 00:40:08,279 --> 00:40:09,842 One of the reasons, anyway. 477 00:40:09,878 --> 00:40:12,317 Well, I mean... I mean, did you ever see him? 478 00:40:12,352 --> 00:40:15,512 - Was he real? - I work with facts, Max. 479 00:40:15,547 --> 00:40:17,751 Not Max facts. 480 00:40:17,787 --> 00:40:20,487 And, no, I never saw him or know anyone who has. 481 00:40:20,523 --> 00:40:22,487 All right, all right. Cool. 482 00:40:22,523 --> 00:40:23,922 Cool, cool. Thanks. 483 00:40:23,957 --> 00:40:25,856 I'm less worried about homeless child molesters 484 00:40:25,891 --> 00:40:28,159 than I am this Ayla girl you like. 485 00:40:28,194 --> 00:40:33,599 Oh, goddammit. Okay, Dad, I don't like her. 486 00:40:33,634 --> 00:40:35,607 Especially like that, so... 487 00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:38,906 Your mother says your underwear in the laundry says otherwise. 488 00:40:41,881 --> 00:40:44,208 Facts, Max. 489 00:41:19,418 --> 00:41:21,080 So who taught you how to shoot? 490 00:41:28,289 --> 00:41:29,594 Wait. 491 00:41:30,425 --> 00:41:32,358 Here, like this. 492 00:41:32,393 --> 00:41:33,862 Both hands up. 493 00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:37,599 It's not like the movies. 494 00:41:37,634 --> 00:41:42,068 Just relax your shoulders... then shoot. 495 00:41:56,518 --> 00:41:58,755 I wanna scare people. 496 00:42:02,059 --> 00:42:03,188 I mean... 497 00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:08,864 this could be great. 498 00:42:15,041 --> 00:42:17,004 Does it scare you? 499 00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:20,304 Only if it gets loose. 500 00:42:22,548 --> 00:42:24,781 Let's make sure that doesn't happen then. 501 00:42:32,090 --> 00:42:33,387 Seriously? 502 00:42:33,422 --> 00:42:35,319 No raw hamburger? 503 00:42:35,354 --> 00:42:38,161 Monsters always go for raw hamburger in the movies. 504 00:42:38,197 --> 00:42:39,526 We didn't have any. 505 00:42:39,562 --> 00:42:41,499 Who doesn't have hamburger? 506 00:42:41,534 --> 00:42:44,231 - That pump thing smells. - It's Phenol. 507 00:42:44,266 --> 00:42:47,265 It's a chemical they use in his insulin or something like that. 508 00:42:48,174 --> 00:42:49,337 Is that a Max fact? 509 00:42:49,373 --> 00:42:51,504 Look it up, ass hat. 510 00:42:51,540 --> 00:42:53,337 And that's why, Max, 511 00:42:53,373 --> 00:42:56,615 you're going to be writing all the online content for this. 512 00:42:58,180 --> 00:43:01,851 Once Scribble has a page up, Bran, you get the footage. 513 00:43:02,617 --> 00:43:04,619 But everything you do 514 00:43:04,655 --> 00:43:06,952 goes through me first, all right? 515 00:43:06,988 --> 00:43:09,120 I don't want you posting none of this. 516 00:43:09,155 --> 00:43:12,295 And don't show anybody who's not a Dokker. 517 00:43:12,330 --> 00:43:14,391 - Got it? - Got it. 518 00:43:15,901 --> 00:43:19,704 Scribble will be able to see everything that you do remotely. 519 00:43:20,436 --> 00:43:22,201 Just so you know. 520 00:45:23,957 --> 00:45:27,362 Do it. Please. 521 00:45:48,882 --> 00:45:52,890 It... it can smell fear. 522 00:45:53,955 --> 00:45:56,086 Is that Max fact or is that real? 523 00:45:56,122 --> 00:45:57,554 Motherfucker! 524 00:45:57,589 --> 00:46:00,298 - You son of a bitch! - Bran, what is wrong with you? 525 00:46:01,698 --> 00:46:02,998 Where do you think you're going? 526 00:46:03,034 --> 00:46:05,233 - You think this is... - You think this is funny? 527 00:46:05,268 --> 00:46:07,669 - What the hell is wrong with you? - Waste of space! 528 00:46:07,704 --> 00:46:09,004 Everybody shut the hell up! 529 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:10,840 - Shut the hell up! - We're done with you now! 530 00:46:11,677 --> 00:46:14,043 Okay, it's not just a Max fact, okay. 531 00:46:14,078 --> 00:46:16,714 As soon as the thing starts sniffing, it goes nuts. 532 00:46:16,749 --> 00:46:18,153 It's Mighty's insulin pump setting it off. 533 00:46:18,177 --> 00:46:19,476 - It's not me. - Yes, it is. 534 00:46:19,512 --> 00:46:20,961 - Come on. - It's not the insulin pump, 535 00:46:20,985 --> 00:46:22,853 It's not the insulin pump. It's the insulin. 536 00:46:22,889 --> 00:46:25,381 All right, that thing gives off a smell, right? 537 00:46:25,417 --> 00:46:27,953 So maybe it thinks it's the smell of fear. 538 00:46:27,988 --> 00:46:29,658 What? 539 00:46:29,693 --> 00:46:31,725 How can anything smell fear? 540 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,633 Um, no, I believe it. 541 00:46:35,668 --> 00:46:39,064 I mean, a few years ago before I moved, 542 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:41,736 there was a dog, it was a-a big dog 543 00:46:41,772 --> 00:46:43,600 a couple houses down from me. 544 00:46:44,543 --> 00:46:46,010 And, man, I swear to God, 545 00:46:46,045 --> 00:46:49,511 like, if you showed that you were even a little bit afraid, 546 00:46:49,546 --> 00:46:51,346 it would go crazy. 547 00:46:51,381 --> 00:46:52,510 Maybe... 548 00:46:53,882 --> 00:46:57,784 Maybe it's like... a bear. 549 00:46:57,820 --> 00:47:00,485 You know how people say... 550 00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:04,757 it can smell when a girl... 551 00:47:04,793 --> 00:47:06,225 Okay, come on, Bran. 552 00:47:06,260 --> 00:47:07,808 - I don't have my period! - Come on. 553 00:47:07,832 --> 00:47:09,305 - What the hell? - Prove it then! 554 00:47:09,329 --> 00:47:11,134 Get outta here! 555 00:47:11,169 --> 00:47:13,799 - I swear to God! Take him out! - Everybody settle down. 556 00:47:13,835 --> 00:47:15,434 Let's just sit down. 557 00:47:16,374 --> 00:47:17,403 All right? 558 00:47:26,648 --> 00:47:28,150 What now? 559 00:47:31,055 --> 00:47:33,991 Guys, this is what we're gonna do, all right? 560 00:47:34,624 --> 00:47:36,290 You and Max... 561 00:47:37,497 --> 00:47:39,291 figure out whatever you can. 562 00:47:39,326 --> 00:47:42,964 Snack, you and Bran, you guys have to get 563 00:47:42,999 --> 00:47:44,698 as much coverage on this as possible. 564 00:47:44,734 --> 00:47:47,004 We need that proof. 565 00:47:48,268 --> 00:47:51,171 Guys, what the hell are we doing? 566 00:47:51,207 --> 00:47:53,877 We need to call the cops or at least our parents. 567 00:47:53,913 --> 00:47:57,173 This thing could be an alien for all we know. 568 00:47:57,209 --> 00:47:58,983 We are in over our heads. 569 00:47:59,018 --> 00:48:01,018 You okay, Snack? 570 00:48:07,421 --> 00:48:10,489 I need to talk to you once everyone leaves. 571 00:48:17,900 --> 00:48:19,663 You haven't told anyone? 572 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,842 No, Ayla. 573 00:48:25,878 --> 00:48:28,078 And-and I swore I wouldn't, didn't I? 574 00:48:29,075 --> 00:48:30,674 I mean, yeah, but... 575 00:48:31,981 --> 00:48:34,282 you seem kinda sketchy, Snack. 576 00:48:40,526 --> 00:48:42,224 Do you still wanna tell? 577 00:48:46,365 --> 00:48:49,660 No. 578 00:48:52,668 --> 00:48:54,137 I hope not. 579 00:49:05,815 --> 00:49:07,447 Got monster shit on me. 580 00:49:09,622 --> 00:49:11,220 Everything good with Snack? 581 00:49:12,524 --> 00:49:14,016 Yeah, it's fine. 582 00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:15,389 Come here. 583 00:49:16,221 --> 00:49:18,128 Something to cheer you up. 584 00:49:20,391 --> 00:49:22,264 Bran's perv pics he got of you. 585 00:49:25,568 --> 00:49:26,534 Thanks. 586 00:49:26,570 --> 00:49:27,632 But wait... 587 00:49:28,374 --> 00:49:29,502 there's more. 588 00:49:31,005 --> 00:49:32,472 Jeni's personal cell. 589 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,478 You didn't? 590 00:49:40,586 --> 00:49:42,416 This is gonna be great. 591 00:49:45,986 --> 00:49:46,986 Thank you so much. 592 00:50:06,077 --> 00:50:09,179 Wait, I have something I wanna show you first. 593 00:50:12,883 --> 00:50:14,646 Why don't you change then? 594 00:50:15,886 --> 00:50:18,056 You smell like monster shit. 595 00:53:22,402 --> 00:53:24,108 I called you both here because, 596 00:53:24,143 --> 00:53:27,407 well, obviously you get A's on the project. 597 00:53:27,442 --> 00:53:30,380 I mean, yeah, that video's incredible. 598 00:53:30,416 --> 00:53:35,117 Ten-thousand views in just over two weeks. 599 00:53:35,153 --> 00:53:37,387 You definitely hit the objective. 600 00:53:39,485 --> 00:53:42,425 This thing, how'd you do it? 601 00:53:43,191 --> 00:53:46,230 Well, it's Crockamoley. 602 00:53:46,266 --> 00:53:49,298 I'm sorry, Crock-Crock... Crockamoley? Not Lockjaw? 603 00:53:49,333 --> 00:53:50,541 That's the urban legend around here, right? 604 00:53:50,565 --> 00:53:53,201 It's not Lockjaw, it's-it's Crockamoley. 605 00:53:53,237 --> 00:53:55,799 Okay, all right. Well, Crockamoley 606 00:53:55,834 --> 00:53:58,308 is one scary special effect, let me say. 607 00:53:58,343 --> 00:54:01,078 Well, it's actually kinda funny that you say that. 608 00:54:01,113 --> 00:54:02,846 Yeah, we have a... We have a friend. 609 00:54:02,881 --> 00:54:04,107 - Tom. - Yeah, Tom. 610 00:54:04,209 --> 00:54:07,918 He, uh, you know, he does makeup and special effects for movies. 611 00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:11,352 Not anything major but indie. 612 00:54:11,387 --> 00:54:13,652 Well, let me tell you to tell Tom, 613 00:54:13,687 --> 00:54:15,420 I think he's gonna win an Oscar someday. 614 00:54:15,455 --> 00:54:16,721 This project is incredible. 615 00:54:16,756 --> 00:54:19,856 He went above and beyond and so did you both. 616 00:54:19,891 --> 00:54:24,401 But I have to ask you to take this video down. 617 00:54:24,901 --> 00:54:28,064 Um, uh, why? 618 00:54:29,769 --> 00:54:32,369 Well, gun violence for one thing, Max. 619 00:54:32,404 --> 00:54:34,519 - They're digital effects. - I know that, we've had complaints. 620 00:54:34,543 --> 00:54:37,581 Parents are very upset over the content. 621 00:54:37,617 --> 00:54:40,813 They're describing it as disturbing. They're saying it's scary. 622 00:54:40,849 --> 00:54:44,454 They're saying the content in this video is sick, Max. 623 00:54:44,490 --> 00:54:48,787 You both did... a little too good of a job, I'm afraid. 624 00:54:48,822 --> 00:54:51,287 How can you tell it's us? You can't see our faces. 625 00:54:51,323 --> 00:54:53,836 Well, because it's a high school class project and you're teenagers. 626 00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:55,636 You can't keep a secret. All the kids know, Max. 627 00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:56,893 They're probably just jealous 628 00:54:56,929 --> 00:54:59,401 'cause their crappy little Photoshop projects 629 00:54:59,436 --> 00:55:01,502 didn't turn out nearly as good as ours did. 630 00:55:01,538 --> 00:55:04,700 Look, between you and me, I understand that, 631 00:55:04,735 --> 00:55:06,542 and I couldn't agree more, Ayla. 632 00:55:06,577 --> 00:55:09,906 Now, but this project has gotten me in more hot water 633 00:55:09,941 --> 00:55:11,945 with administration than I care to touch on. 634 00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:14,914 - Did Jeni lose it again? - Punish us for doing a great job. 635 00:55:14,949 --> 00:55:18,186 - Yeah, I get it. - No, Max, you're not being punished. 636 00:55:18,221 --> 00:55:19,917 You still get the A's, okay. 637 00:55:19,953 --> 00:55:22,086 It's just you-you made it a little too lifelike. 638 00:55:22,121 --> 00:55:25,296 - It's a little too realistic. - How is that our problem? 639 00:55:25,331 --> 00:55:28,462 Mr. Lewis, you can't connect it to the school. 640 00:55:28,497 --> 00:55:29,893 You can't tell who's in the video. 641 00:55:29,928 --> 00:55:32,435 I-I mean, we even spoofed the IP address 642 00:55:32,470 --> 00:55:34,633 to make it look like it comes from New Mexico. 643 00:55:34,668 --> 00:55:37,941 Look, we have thousands of comments. 644 00:55:37,977 --> 00:55:40,273 This is how things spread. 645 00:55:40,308 --> 00:55:42,640 That's what you told us. 646 00:55:42,676 --> 00:55:45,079 "Oh, my God!" "This is so good." 647 00:55:45,115 --> 00:55:47,116 "It looks so real." 648 00:55:47,151 --> 00:55:49,387 "Show us more Crockamoley." 649 00:55:49,422 --> 00:55:53,286 The comments just keep going. It says, it says... 650 00:55:55,956 --> 00:55:59,496 - That... - What? What does it say? 651 00:56:05,066 --> 00:56:06,630 Nothing. 652 00:56:06,665 --> 00:56:09,671 Look, I'm asking you both... 653 00:56:10,705 --> 00:56:13,037 with massive respect for all of the hard work 654 00:56:13,073 --> 00:56:17,013 that went into this video, please take the video down. 655 00:56:17,048 --> 00:56:23,881 Mr. Lewis, with all due respect for everything you've taught us about free speech, 656 00:56:23,917 --> 00:56:27,458 standing up for ourselves and censorship... 657 00:56:32,027 --> 00:56:33,123 No. 658 00:56:37,766 --> 00:56:40,537 So I'm guessing you're gonna fail us now, huh? 659 00:56:42,774 --> 00:56:44,936 No. 660 00:56:51,182 --> 00:56:53,209 Well, it started out great. 661 00:56:54,350 --> 00:56:56,418 Now everyone thinks it's fake. 662 00:56:56,453 --> 00:56:58,648 I mean, Ayla, that's the internet. 663 00:56:58,684 --> 00:57:00,356 People shit on everything. 664 00:57:00,391 --> 00:57:02,420 Ten-thousand views is pretty good. 665 00:57:02,455 --> 00:57:04,155 It was a good run. 666 00:57:04,190 --> 00:57:07,492 You wouldn't know a good run if it hit you in your fat ass. 667 00:57:07,527 --> 00:57:08,959 The views have died off. 668 00:57:08,995 --> 00:57:13,134 It's because of these haters. These losers! 669 00:57:13,170 --> 00:57:14,699 God, I hate people! 670 00:57:14,735 --> 00:57:17,574 People are over it. It's boring. 671 00:57:19,811 --> 00:57:22,574 How the hell are we supposed to do the Crockamoley challenge 672 00:57:22,609 --> 00:57:24,812 if everyone says it's fake? 673 00:57:26,945 --> 00:57:31,115 Guys, we risked our lives for an A. 674 00:57:32,258 --> 00:57:35,119 And then we are told to take it down. 675 00:57:35,993 --> 00:57:37,523 Another lie! 676 00:57:37,558 --> 00:57:40,597 Another person screws us over! 677 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,705 Nothing ever turns out like you're promised. 678 00:57:52,171 --> 00:57:54,912 God, I'd like to throw one of those haters in there! 679 00:57:54,947 --> 00:57:58,180 Yeah, record that. 680 00:57:58,215 --> 00:58:00,177 And then we'll post it. 681 00:58:01,783 --> 00:58:04,783 I mean, that's what we should do, right? 682 00:58:04,818 --> 00:58:07,019 Come on! We should do that, right? 683 00:58:14,962 --> 00:58:18,267 Um, sorry guys. I figured out why it's beeping. 684 00:58:18,302 --> 00:58:20,597 It's got a leak or something. 685 00:58:20,633 --> 00:58:23,336 I'll just fix that. 686 00:58:24,702 --> 00:58:27,710 Shut the hell up! 687 00:59:02,415 --> 00:59:05,814 Tada! 688 00:59:19,692 --> 00:59:22,193 Tada! 689 01:01:29,987 --> 01:01:31,895 Why are you doing this? 690 01:01:31,931 --> 01:01:32,961 Why? 691 01:01:34,763 --> 01:01:37,361 We can't do this. We can't... 692 01:01:44,869 --> 01:01:46,876 Get off. Stop! 693 01:01:47,474 --> 01:01:48,746 Please. 694 01:01:52,548 --> 01:01:53,949 So what? 695 01:01:54,946 --> 01:01:56,248 You gonna fucking tell? 696 01:01:57,815 --> 01:01:59,185 Is that it? 697 01:02:01,786 --> 01:02:03,453 You swore. 698 01:02:11,997 --> 01:02:14,464 Why are you scared of us? 699 01:02:18,736 --> 01:02:20,140 I'm not. 700 01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:26,308 What would Crockamoley think? 701 01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:28,117 I have to get out of here. 702 01:02:28,152 --> 01:02:29,413 So go. 703 01:02:56,547 --> 01:02:58,580 This is messed up. 704 01:02:58,616 --> 01:02:59,911 I mean, what if he flips out? 705 01:02:59,946 --> 01:03:02,081 What do we do? What then? 706 01:03:02,117 --> 01:03:06,923 Shut up, you blubbering baby. This is great. 707 01:03:07,890 --> 01:03:10,020 All right, you have my attention. 708 01:03:10,055 --> 01:03:11,661 I haven't eaten in a few days. 709 01:03:11,697 --> 01:03:13,794 All right, man. Well, you're in luck. 710 01:03:13,830 --> 01:03:16,600 All you gotta do, come with us. 711 01:03:16,635 --> 01:03:20,066 We'll give you like... a hundred bucks. 712 01:03:20,101 --> 01:03:22,637 You! You're the one who set my hat on fire. 713 01:03:22,672 --> 01:03:25,036 Hey, hey, man. You're good. 714 01:03:25,072 --> 01:03:27,903 All is good. He won't touch you. 715 01:03:27,938 --> 01:03:29,237 We promise. 716 01:03:29,273 --> 01:03:32,349 Come on. It's only a short walk. 717 01:03:35,782 --> 01:03:37,283 Do you wanna see? 718 01:03:40,357 --> 01:03:41,584 See what? 719 01:03:44,396 --> 01:03:45,858 You want me to go in here? 720 01:03:45,893 --> 01:03:47,926 We're gonna go in with you. 721 01:03:47,961 --> 01:03:51,296 Oh, good, 'cause for a second 722 01:03:51,332 --> 01:03:55,505 I thought you guys might leave me the fuck alone. 723 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,270 What's in there anyway, huh? 724 01:03:58,972 --> 01:04:01,411 Are you guys buying me a car? 725 01:04:01,446 --> 01:04:04,374 Just go, man. 726 01:04:04,409 --> 01:04:06,977 What the hell is wrong with you kids, huh? 727 01:04:07,012 --> 01:04:08,518 Why are you doing this? 728 01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:09,950 We're shooting a video. 729 01:04:09,985 --> 01:04:13,654 We just wanna see your reaction. Come on. 730 01:04:14,788 --> 01:04:15,888 The last time 731 01:04:15,923 --> 01:04:18,193 I starred in one of your videos, 732 01:04:18,228 --> 01:04:21,364 you set me on fire while I was asleep, you little shit. 733 01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:22,460 Just go! 734 01:04:34,479 --> 01:04:36,111 What the hell is that? 735 01:04:49,187 --> 01:04:51,159 Is this some sort of joke? 736 01:04:51,460 --> 01:04:52,523 Huh? 737 01:04:53,927 --> 01:04:55,933 What the hell is this? 738 01:05:39,405 --> 01:05:42,045 Is this some sort of prank video, huh? 739 01:05:42,778 --> 01:05:45,680 This shit is awful. 740 01:06:02,699 --> 01:06:04,529 We just killed that guy! 741 01:06:15,842 --> 01:06:18,513 There's another Crockamoley video or whatever the hell it is. 742 01:06:18,549 --> 01:06:19,676 Did you see it? 743 01:06:20,585 --> 01:06:22,250 The shit looks real. 744 01:06:22,286 --> 01:06:25,789 - Damn. How'd they do that? - I know, right? 745 01:06:25,824 --> 01:06:28,025 Oh shit, we're already late to class. 746 01:06:30,359 --> 01:06:33,030 Is this some sort of prank video, huh? 747 01:06:33,730 --> 01:06:36,231 This shit is awful. 748 01:06:56,418 --> 01:06:58,583 So what time do you think you're gonna get here? 749 01:06:58,618 --> 01:07:00,856 Give me, like, ten minutes. 750 01:07:00,891 --> 01:07:04,553 All right. So plan on an hour then. 751 01:07:04,588 --> 01:07:06,121 I always come on time. 752 01:07:06,157 --> 01:07:08,824 Yeah. We'll see. 753 01:07:16,201 --> 01:07:18,174 I came to get something. 754 01:07:26,377 --> 01:07:28,646 I'm not as stupid as you think. 755 01:07:30,588 --> 01:07:32,386 I need to get it. 756 01:07:35,491 --> 01:07:39,426 I can't believe you guys hangout in this shit hole. 757 01:07:40,525 --> 01:07:42,495 That's what I say about home. 758 01:08:00,651 --> 01:08:02,218 Is it in there? 759 01:08:02,982 --> 01:08:04,385 In there. 760 01:08:06,357 --> 01:08:09,459 Does your boyfriend in there think he's gonna jump me? 761 01:08:09,495 --> 01:08:12,825 No. 762 01:08:12,861 --> 01:08:14,428 Definitely not. 763 01:08:19,604 --> 01:08:20,896 Come and get it. 764 01:08:51,033 --> 01:08:52,966 You think I'm fucking stupid? 765 01:08:58,677 --> 01:09:00,705 Where's my fucking gun? 766 01:09:57,768 --> 01:09:59,599 Shut up! 767 01:10:00,164 --> 01:10:01,502 Geez. 768 01:10:20,020 --> 01:10:22,985 Hi. Jeni? 769 01:10:26,324 --> 01:10:28,325 It's-it's Ayla. 770 01:10:28,361 --> 01:10:31,730 No, please, don't hang up. 771 01:10:33,366 --> 01:10:37,707 I... I just wanted to say 772 01:10:37,743 --> 01:10:41,971 that I'm so sorry... 773 01:10:43,313 --> 01:10:45,810 for the way I've treated you since... 774 01:10:46,947 --> 01:10:48,318 forever. 775 01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:53,015 I wanna make it up to you. 776 01:10:58,691 --> 01:11:02,098 Is this all part of the project, hmm? 777 01:11:02,133 --> 01:11:03,993 Convince the teacher this is real? 778 01:11:05,365 --> 01:11:08,269 It is, Mr. Lewis, I-I swear. 779 01:11:08,305 --> 01:11:12,875 Everything you saw on that channel is real. 780 01:11:12,910 --> 01:11:15,342 No, it-it looks real. 781 01:11:15,377 --> 01:11:16,417 It looks real, I'll give you that, 782 01:11:16,441 --> 01:11:17,972 but, look, I still think 783 01:11:18,008 --> 01:11:19,742 y'all are trying to Punk me or something. 784 01:11:19,777 --> 01:11:21,057 Are you recording this right now? 785 01:11:21,086 --> 01:11:22,048 - No. - Are you recording this? 786 01:11:22,084 --> 01:11:25,715 No, no, please. No. 787 01:11:25,750 --> 01:11:27,487 You know, Max, he came and told me 788 01:11:27,522 --> 01:11:30,525 that you guys have a friend who does effects. 789 01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,961 - Is that not true? - No, those are his Max facts. 790 01:11:32,996 --> 01:11:34,463 - It's not true? - No. 791 01:11:37,061 --> 01:11:39,436 So I'm supposed to not believe his reasonable story 792 01:11:39,471 --> 01:11:44,066 for yours about a monster that feeds on homeless people? 793 01:11:47,206 --> 01:11:48,609 Yeah, okay. 794 01:11:59,154 --> 01:12:00,588 I'll take you there. 795 01:12:01,285 --> 01:12:02,656 Tonight. 796 01:12:32,784 --> 01:12:35,854 Why? Is it for the likes? 797 01:12:37,126 --> 01:12:38,992 Because I hate her. 798 01:12:43,935 --> 01:12:46,164 Aw, you scared, Jeni? 799 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:48,003 Please! 800 01:12:48,038 --> 01:12:50,638 Please, just let me go. 801 01:12:51,335 --> 01:12:52,673 Please. 802 01:13:22,606 --> 01:13:25,702 Since first grade, 803 01:13:25,737 --> 01:13:29,371 you've cried, pissed your pants... 804 01:13:30,810 --> 01:13:35,548 ...dragged every class we're in to a halt. 805 01:13:35,583 --> 01:13:41,755 We get told, oh, you're just different. 806 01:13:45,427 --> 01:13:49,229 But you get the same grades as me! 807 01:13:49,264 --> 01:13:51,798 We're not the same, bitch! 808 01:13:58,204 --> 01:13:59,542 Now... 809 01:14:02,379 --> 01:14:08,617 see the difference between you and me. 810 01:14:09,215 --> 01:14:10,283 Do it. 811 01:14:10,319 --> 01:14:13,622 Stop it! No, stop! 812 01:15:31,928 --> 01:15:34,335 What the hell is wrong with you? 813 01:15:34,371 --> 01:15:36,632 It's on foot from here. Come on. 814 01:15:57,994 --> 01:15:59,255 Hey. 815 01:16:04,368 --> 01:16:05,965 Y'all have permission to be here? 816 01:16:10,404 --> 01:16:12,004 Come on. 817 01:16:24,582 --> 01:16:25,985 Mr. Lewis... 818 01:16:31,261 --> 01:16:32,557 You can't be scared. 819 01:16:32,592 --> 01:16:35,624 It... It can smell fear. 820 01:16:35,660 --> 01:16:37,493 It'll go nuts. 821 01:16:37,528 --> 01:16:38,767 Really? 822 01:16:39,633 --> 01:16:41,202 - It smells fear? - Yeah. 823 01:16:41,238 --> 01:16:44,307 - Really? - Yes. 824 01:16:44,342 --> 01:16:47,474 Okay, I tried, Snack. 825 01:16:47,509 --> 01:16:48,843 - I tried. - Mr. Lewis... 826 01:16:48,911 --> 01:16:50,923 - Have you lost your mind? - It's not a trick, okay. 827 01:16:50,947 --> 01:16:53,309 Would I bring you down here if it wasn't so important? 828 01:16:54,483 --> 01:16:56,950 Please, you have to believe me. 829 01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:09,699 Yeah, we're all clear. 830 01:17:11,599 --> 01:17:13,362 I still got some water in here. 831 01:17:17,472 --> 01:17:19,170 Oh, it stinks in here. 832 01:17:23,140 --> 01:17:26,848 All right, where's this boogeyman? 833 01:17:50,604 --> 01:17:53,875 What the hell is this? 834 01:18:16,563 --> 01:18:17,965 That's Crockamoley. 835 01:18:24,135 --> 01:18:27,238 This... this isn't a guy in a suit? 836 01:18:27,971 --> 01:18:30,780 - Seriously? - No. 837 01:18:31,812 --> 01:18:33,743 Huh... 838 01:18:33,779 --> 01:18:36,819 Oh, my... Oh, my... 839 01:18:38,021 --> 01:18:41,621 - Oh, my God. - Mr. Lewis... Mr. Lewis, calm down. 840 01:18:41,656 --> 01:18:43,922 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 841 01:18:43,958 --> 01:18:45,590 Calm down. 842 01:18:49,797 --> 01:18:52,499 What the hell did you kids do? 843 01:19:00,211 --> 01:19:01,976 Hi, Mr. Lewis. 844 01:19:04,446 --> 01:19:07,113 This... this thing. 845 01:19:08,581 --> 01:19:09,984 This is real. 846 01:19:10,681 --> 01:19:11,953 Sure is. 847 01:19:15,688 --> 01:19:17,519 Calm down. 848 01:19:20,092 --> 01:19:22,331 Why'd you bring him here, Snack? 849 01:19:28,404 --> 01:19:29,536 You lied. 850 01:19:29,571 --> 01:19:32,036 You guys killed somebody. 851 01:19:32,071 --> 01:19:33,739 - You're murderers! - So are you. 852 01:19:33,774 --> 01:19:35,169 Is that why you brought me here? 853 01:19:35,205 --> 01:19:37,511 - No. - To fucking kill me? 854 01:19:37,547 --> 01:19:39,681 No. Mr. Lewis, no. 855 01:19:41,883 --> 01:19:46,420 Whoa, whoa, whoa... He's a teacher. 856 01:19:46,456 --> 01:19:48,451 Hey, hey, hey, just... 857 01:19:48,487 --> 01:19:52,053 - No, stay! Hey, hey, hey! - Let us go, or I let it go. 858 01:19:52,088 --> 01:19:54,096 I can't let you do that. 859 01:19:54,132 --> 01:19:55,026 Relax. Okay. 860 01:19:55,061 --> 01:19:57,230 You wanna see what happened to Jeni? 861 01:19:57,266 --> 01:19:58,432 Bran! 862 01:19:59,796 --> 01:20:01,299 Jeni? 863 01:20:03,536 --> 01:20:04,604 Come on. 864 01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,608 Get out of the way! 865 01:20:49,417 --> 01:20:50,719 Go! 866 01:21:35,025 --> 01:21:36,460 Ayla! 867 01:25:04,936 --> 01:25:07,101 Open up! 868 01:27:29,416 --> 01:27:31,012 Good evening, boys and ghouls. 869 01:27:31,047 --> 01:27:33,154 You're listening to Where the Scary Things Are. 870 01:27:33,189 --> 01:27:34,783 I'm your host, Monster Mash Ken, 871 01:27:34,819 --> 01:27:36,523 and with me is the Mistress of Darkness, 872 01:27:36,558 --> 01:27:39,328 the Queen of Fright, the Lady of the Night, Muse. 873 01:27:39,363 --> 01:27:42,296 Also joining us is Crista Creature and Whirl. 874 01:27:42,332 --> 01:27:44,239 All right, so we got something special as always. 875 01:27:44,263 --> 01:27:48,270 I came across this found footage film called The Legend of Lockjaw. 876 01:27:48,306 --> 01:27:50,598 I wanna read the description to our audience. 877 01:27:50,633 --> 01:27:52,274 Uh, we've watched this film 878 01:27:52,310 --> 01:27:53,650 and we're gonna talk about that in a second, 879 01:27:53,674 --> 01:27:55,607 but here's the description: "Three years ago, 880 01:27:55,642 --> 01:27:57,543 seven children disappeared without a trace. 881 01:27:57,578 --> 01:27:59,280 This footage was found by a security guard 882 01:27:59,315 --> 01:28:01,281 for some Halloween haunted attraction. 883 01:28:01,316 --> 01:28:02,643 Were they were taken by Lockjaw, 884 01:28:02,679 --> 01:28:04,682 a local monster urban legend, 885 01:28:04,717 --> 01:28:07,254 or something worse? This is their story." 886 01:28:07,290 --> 01:28:09,357 Muse, what did you think about it? 887 01:28:09,392 --> 01:28:12,021 Well, yeah, like you said, we watched this 888 01:28:12,056 --> 01:28:14,963 and honestly, I gotta say I think this is bullshit. 889 01:28:14,999 --> 01:28:19,401 Um, I wanted to believe it, but it's-it's so fake. You can see how they did it. 890 01:28:19,436 --> 01:28:21,476 Yeah, you know, I'm a schmuck when it comes to 891 01:28:21,502 --> 01:28:23,537 anything technical involving the computer, 892 01:28:23,573 --> 01:28:27,068 but even I on my own laptop could do a better job. 893 01:28:27,104 --> 01:28:29,510 You know, if you wanna fool us, and we're horror experts, 894 01:28:29,545 --> 01:28:31,288 you better show something a little bit more than 895 01:28:31,312 --> 01:28:33,148 bargain basement effort here. 896 01:28:33,184 --> 01:28:34,882 Yeah, I am so with you guys. 897 01:28:34,918 --> 01:28:36,350 Hard pass for me. 898 01:28:36,386 --> 01:28:39,218 This found footage died so, so long ago. 899 01:28:39,253 --> 01:28:41,489 Man, it's fake, fake, fake. 900 01:28:41,525 --> 01:28:43,919 We have a guy online who claims to be Snack. 901 01:28:43,954 --> 01:28:45,890 Allegedly, one of the kids in this footage. 902 01:28:45,925 --> 01:28:48,962 So let's welcome Snack to Where the Scary Things Are. 64451

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