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Fez�
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I didn�t say anything when you
started spying on Donna...
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I kept my mouth shut when you hid
in the dirty towel bin to peep on
the cheerleaders...
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But if you get your jollies listening
to people go potty�
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I�m calling a doctor.
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Shhh, I�m trying to see if Jackie�s okay.
She�s been in the bathroom for hours, crying.
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Oh my God!
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You had sex with her!
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No!
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She told me she wanted to be
my girlfriend and I turned her down.
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What? Why?
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Because she didn�t mean it.
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She never wanted me before.
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And now that she�s desperate,
suddenly I�m the guy for her.
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But as soon as she�s happy,
she�ll dump me.
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So I told her to get lost and now
she�s in tears.
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Well, what kind of crying is it?
Is it like...
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"my life is over" kinda crying or...
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...hysterical sobbing like the time
Kelso sat on his nads?
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No it�s bad. I tried everything
to get her out. I yelled "Fire!"...
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I made monkey-noises and said
"Wow that�s a gigantic monkey".
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But no luck. She must be
a complete wreck.
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Oh hey guys!
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Oh. She�s perfectly fine. So you definitely
didn�t have sex with her.
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Jackie, you�re okay?
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Oh no.
No I�m not okay.
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I just decided being sad is
a waste of time.
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You see, a more productive use
of my time is revenge.
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So get ready.
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Because I am going to rain doom
down on your stupid foreign head!
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That didn�t seem so bad Fez.
I wouldn�t worry about it.
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- You wouldn�t?
- No.
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That�s because I�m safe.
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You should be freakin� terrified.
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Hey hey! Just got back from Florida.
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Wanna see my tan lines?
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Oh, for gosh sakes, Bob!
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Joke's on you! I don't got no tan lines!
Whoohoo!
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You were in Florida?
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Yeah, I was gone for three weeks.
You didn�t notice?
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I just figured my migraine medicine
was working.
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Uhuh. Boy it was beautiful
down there.
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The ocean, the sunshine and Disneyworld
is a great place to pick up single moms.
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In fact, I like Florida so much I�m
selling the house and I�m moving there.
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You�re selling your house?!
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What if someone annoying moves in?!
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I bought a condo.
And get ready for this...
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I�m gonna open a bait shop.
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What a great idea...
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That way, when the hundreds of other
bait shops down there run out of stock,
there you�ll be!
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So, you think I'm stupid because
I want to open a bait shop?
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No, of course not!
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I think you want to open a bait shop
because you're stupid.
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Well, I didn't come in here
to be ridiculed.
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Then you shouldn't have worn
that shirt!
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Red, you need to go over there
and apologize to Bob.
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He came here all excitd about his idea
and you just made him feel bad about himself.
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Yeah, he never saw it coming.
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So did you get Jackie back for flushing
your tootbrush down the toilet?
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No. Only four out of five dentists
recommend brushing, so I just go
to the other guy.
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How about for micro-waving
your hand-lotion?
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No, the heat feels nice on my...
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...hands.
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Well, what are you gonna do to her
for ripping all of the buttons of your shirt?
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Thank her.
I look fabulous!
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Man, what is wrong with you?
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She tore your shirt for easy access,
when Jackie gets angry, she goes
straight for the nipple.
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Hyde, I turned her down, she has
every right to be angry.
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But the worst of it is over, so I�m
gonna let bygones be bygones.
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Fez, let me tell you a little story.
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Once upon a time there was a
young girl named Jackie.
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She destroyed everything in her path
cause she was Satan�s child.
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The end!
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Ahhh, I see your point.
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Wait, what�s your point?
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My point is she�s evil man! You gotta
get back at her, you gotta fight fire with fire.
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Are you suggesting I set her on fire?!
What has happened to you?
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I�m just saying that every time Jackie
hurts you, you gotta hurt her worse.
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I don�t know, that sounds like a
senseless cycle of violence.
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Yeah. That�s the best and funniest kind.
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Look this whole thing will blow over
once I talk to her about everything.
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Holy crap!
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My car!
Jackie ruined my car!
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And you don�t have insurance.
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Haha! Good one, Jackie.
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And look what she wrote on
the side. Fez has a tiny...
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I do not!
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It's perfectly normal based on all
the other ones I've seen.
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I only look for comparison!
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Well, if Jackie wants war,
I'll give her war.
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Whatever you say, Tiny.
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If it's so small, why would I name it
Big John?
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Dad I don�t wanna move to Florida.
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- Sure you do!
- No I don�t!
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- C'mon, who doesn't want to move
to Florida? - Me!
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Oh. Well, geez, you should have said
that before I put the house on the market.
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You put the house on the market?
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Relax, honey, I can always take it off.
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- You can?
- No, it sold this morning.
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Well look who it is.
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Come over to insult me again?
I don�t know, maybe...
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...take another cheap shot
at my outfit?
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Okay. There is nothing wrong
with your outfits.
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Red thinks they�re tacky but I�ve
explained to him that you�re just Italian.
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Anyway, Red has something he�d like
to say to you. Go ahead.
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Bob. I�m sorry that I said that
your idea is stupid.
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- And�
- And�
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...the next time you have a stupid idea
I�ll just keep my mouth shut.
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You know what Red?
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I really don�t give a damn
what you think.
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All these years I�d have to put up
with you cutting me down...
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...calling me dumb-ass, well guess
what, you're the dumb-ass!
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You�re nothing but a cranky *bleep*
who thinks he�s *bleep* his dogsday...
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...so you can blow it out your *bleep*
ass!
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What, what, what you wanna hit me?
Go ahead you bald *bleep*...
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Yeah go ahead, do it, I�m not afraid of
you, in fact, I�ll kick your boney *bleep*
ass right now!
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Bob, you�ve got some nerve!
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Good for you!
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It�s about time you stuck up for
yourself and acted like a man.
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I�m sorry Red it just slipped out!
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I�m so sorry Fez.
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- I was just outside and I read that you
have a tiny�- Shut it!
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Fez, you gotta do something man.
Because Jackie is just getting started.
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When she gets mad, she is like
a revenge machine.
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She will destroy you because
she can!
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Get out man! I gotta get out!
I gotta get out!...
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Huh� flashback�
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Vandalizing your car man?
That�s disturbed.
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I mean that car is the only thing that
defines you as a man.
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- You know, because you have such
a tiny�- Enough!
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I gotta get back at her. Oh I know,
I�ll break her TV.
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Ahhh but then I�ll just miss Gilligan.
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If you�re gonna retaliate, you need
to hit Jackie where it hurts.
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Ahhh, like in the face?
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No! What does Jackie love
the most?
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Herself. All she cares about
is her looks.
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You�re exactly right.
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I�m gonna buy some bleach and
some razor blades...
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and after I do my laundry and shave,
I�ll think of what to do to Jackie.
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You guys are never going
to believe this.
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My Dad is moving to Florida.
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Florida is nice. My Mom spend
three years down there.
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Supposed to be five but she got
time off for good behaviour.
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I�ve got no place to live!
What am I gonna do?
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Why don�t you move in with me?
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Donna? Randy asked you
a question.
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And I for one am giddy with anticipation
to hear the answer.
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I just meant, we�re dating and
I�ve got the room...
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and if you got homesick I could walk
around naked with my robe open
like your Dad.
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I don�t know, I mean I never really
thought about moving in.
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I mean we hardly�
well I do need a place to live�
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but you don�t want me invading�
well we do watch the same shows�
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What the hell, sure!
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Then what the hell sure it is!
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Jackie is about to get out
of the bathroom.
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Wait until you see what I did to her.
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Fez, if this is the ex-lax prank,
I�d rather hear about it then see it.
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No it�s better.
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And she�s turning the shower off�
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she�s getting out�
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look at herself in the mirror and�
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AAAARRRGGHHHH!
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FEZ!
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Ho ho ho, Green Jackie!
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Fez, you completely ruined my hair!
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You destroyed my car!
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I had every right to destroy your car,
you turned me down!
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You turned me down like a million times
and I never did anything!
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Actually I remember a lot of crying.
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Yes I cried. Because I have feelings.
Unlike you Jackie.
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Oh, huhuh.
I have feelings.
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And they told me to buy a bottle of
spray paint and tell the whole world...
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- ...that you have a tiny�
- IT�S NORMAL SIZED!
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Well you know what, I�m glad
I turned you down.
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Because you are a mean, bitter girl.
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And now, you�re ugly on the outside
like you are ugly in the inside.
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Holy crap man, cover your nipples!
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I can�t believe that�s what
you really think of me.
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Well it is.
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Fine. I�ll just go pack up my things
and get out of your life.
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Damn man, that was harsh.
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Yeah. Must have been my
Jamaican fire.
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So� you�re from Jamaica?
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No, "Jamaican Fire".
It�s my new cologne.
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See, these blue buildings are condo�s
and the green ones those are cabana�s.
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What is that yellow building?
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Oh that�s CheeseWhiz,
I was reading in bed.
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Wow. This design is great. You know,
the way these condo�s are layed out...
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you could spend your entire life and
never have to interact with your idiot neighbours.
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Oh, and look at the streetnames...
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Orange Grove Avenue, Grapefruit Lane,
Pineapple Road,
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it�s like living in a fruit salad!
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Anyway, I couldn�t help but notice they
got 200 brand new beachfront homes...
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each with a dock, but no bait shop
within five miles.
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You can fish of your own pier?
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That means you don�t have to get
your lines tangled up...
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with some dumb-ass who doesn�t
know what they�re doing?
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You�re the one who invited me!
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Ah, you guys should move
down there too.
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Red, Red, you could run the bait shop
with me.
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Nah, I don�t think so Bob.
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Kitty and I aren�t ready to leave
Point Place.
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Okay then. When I�m sitting pretty
there on Orange Grove Avenue...
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you guys can enjoy the drive past
Slaughterhouse Way.
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Well that�s not fair Bob.
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It�s only named that because that way
leads to the slaughterhouse.
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I think you really gonna like
living here.
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So let�s take the tour, shall we?
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This area over here with the underpants
is the laundry annex.
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Uh, oh, over here is the gym...
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Membership included...
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And through that door is the
bathroom / library...
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Although currently all we have to read
is a Sports Illustrated and a bottle of Prell.
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You okay?
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Yeah. I�m fine.
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It�s just weird you know.
Moving in with someone...
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But great...
Weird, but great...
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You know, like midgets...
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There�s nothing to worry about.
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Oh and the closet�s really full, but you
can just hang anything you want on
the drum kit.
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I was gonna use it but you know...
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impulse-buy.
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- Seriously, you�re okay with this?
- Yeah. Yeah, I�ll be fine.
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Then here you go, I made you a key.
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Put your name on the mailbox.
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So I guess we are officially
living together.
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Uhuh. Nice.
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Heyyy, there he is.
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Donna, this is Pickles.
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Pickles, meet Donna.
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- She�s your new Mommy!
- Hi Mommy!
232
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,240
Yeah uhm� I gotta go!
233
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,040
Chick magnet my ass!
234
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,400
Wow man.
The stuff you said to Jackie.
235
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,280
So mean and hurtful.
236
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,760
I only wish I�d said it myself.
237
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,640
Well, I�m glad she�s gone.
238
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,640
I�ve never felt so happy about
anything in my life.
239
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,680
What did I do?!
240
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,400
Jackie was in love with me and
I let her go.
241
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,800
And all that I have is
an empty apartment.
242
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:02,800
And the scent of her perfume on
my boxers, where I sprayed it.
243
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,800
Don�t worry man.
244
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,440
You�re doing the right thing.
245
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,680
I know you wanna run after her
but as your friend...
246
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,040
...I am not gonna let you.
247
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,520
JACKIE I�M COMING!
248
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,480
Hah, you can call my bluf.
249
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:26,520
That Bob and his crazy ideas.
We can never move to Florida.
250
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,680
Well it�s easy for him to do.
But we have real ties here.
251
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:34,240
I�m three piggie stamps away from
a free ham at the supermarket!
252
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,240
And I�ve got responsibilities.
253
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:41,360
Spring is coming up, who is gonna
poison the new batch of squirrels?
254
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,680
Let�s move to Florida...
255
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,480
You really want to?
256
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,360
- Do you?
- If you do!
257
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,040
- I do!
- Me too!
258
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,000
- Then let�s do it!
- Ohohohoohhh! Red!
259
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:03,040
I am so excited there is so much
to do in Florida, it�ll be such an adventure.
260
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:07,120
Nooo, I just wanna go down there
and kinda sit around till we die.
261
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,520
Donna, come on.
Just�
262
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,400
...tell me why you left.
263
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,080
I don�t know, it all hit me at once,
I just�
264
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,760
I just like needed some air.
265
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,160
Well if Pickles saying "Hi Mommy"
freaked you out...
266
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,240
I�ll let you in on a little secret.
267
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,200
That was actually me.
268
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,520
You know what, it�s just this whole
Florida thing is really freakin� me out.
269
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,120
When you asked me to move in
it seemed like the right thing to do but�
270
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:52,960
when I got there I sort of realized that
I�m just doing it cause I�m too afraid
to start my life.
271
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,160
I used to have like plans.
272
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,280
What did you wanna do?
273
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,920
Go to college.
274
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,680
I got accepted in Madison
last year so�
275
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,480
I don�t know, I think it�s time
I finally go.
276
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:14,120
That�s cool. It�s only a few hours
away, we can totally make that work.
277
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,120
No, you don�t understand.
278
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,600
This... it just isn�t what I want.
279
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:30,000
Oh. So, that�s it for us?
280
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,520
I�m really sorry.
281
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,080
Me too.
282
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,720
Kinda sucks.
283
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,560
Hey Donna!
284
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,640
Check out my new Speedo
for Florida!
285
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,040
Dad, why can�t you just buy
a regular bathing suit?
286
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,920
Those make me look silly...
287
00:18:59,000 --> 00:18:59,840
Jackie...
288
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,800
There you are.
289
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,400
What do you want Fez?
290
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,680
I ran all the way here to find you.
291
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,720
My car is in the shop.
292
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:13,560
And you�ll be glad to hear that they
are changing the word "tiny" to "large"�
293
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,560
- Look I don�t care about any of this.
- Jackie wait.
294
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,840
Look I didn�t mean all those horrible
things I said.
295
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,680
You�re not ugly, you�re beautiful.
296
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,360
Even if you dumped me after a week
it�d be the best week of my life.
297
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,880
I just wanna be with you.
298
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,560
Fez, you really, really hurt me.
299
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,800
And I thought you were the one person
who would never speak to me like that.
300
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,320
You're not the guy I thought you were,
and I don't think I could ever be with with you.
301
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,960
- But Jackie...
- No. Goodbye, Fez.
302
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,520
Oh, Mr. Forman, thank God
you're here.
303
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:06,600
I just had my heart broken and
I really need someone to talk to.
304
00:20:13,131 --> 00:20:17,349
Bob, for the last time, you can't
call our bait shop "jailbait."
305
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,707
Fine. How about "hookers"?
306
00:20:22,903 --> 00:20:24,405
You know, 'cause you put
the bait on the hook.
307
00:20:24,487 --> 00:20:25,295
No!
308
00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:26,653
Okay, you got
somethin' better?
309
00:20:26,731 --> 00:20:28,367
"Red and Bob's bait shop."
310
00:20:29,098 --> 00:20:32,407
I like it. It's simple, to the point,
and I think it'll fit on a speedo.
311
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,537
Bob, you put my name on your crotch,
I'll kill you.
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