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Steven,
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why is there lingerie behind my canned goods?
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Oh, sorry. That's Sam's.
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Before we split up, our love life felt a little boring so
we decided to branch out and try some new locations.
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By the way, this is a good sturdy table.
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Oh, Steven.
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Good morning!
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Morning Red. You're up early. You're retired,
you should be sleeping in.
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Yeah, well, I was awoken by the pleasant sound
of birds chirping outside my window.
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And now that I don't have to work,
I finally have time to poison them.
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I feed those birds bread every day.
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Good, that will make it easier.
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Red, I don�t think you�ve embraced
retirement yet.
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What you need to do is to get yourself a robe,
go sit down on the porch
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and shake your fists and yell things
like:�dang nabbit, why I outta...�
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I have to say, I looked forward to retirement
as much as I looked forward to
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playing catch with my son.
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And both of them have left me bitterly disappoint.
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Well, you know,
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we could take a trip.
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When Amy O�Brian�s husband retired, they went to
see the Nutcracker museum in Rhode Island.
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We don�t have to go anywhere that fancy but there is
that cave in West Virginia I�ve been wanting to see.
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It�s a good idea Red. You and Kitty should travel,
you know, see the world.
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I saw the world when I was in the navy.
It shot at me.
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I don�t know... West Virginia is supposed
to be pretty nice.
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It is the Ohio of the Atlantic states.
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Well, if you need something to do, you can always
come down to help me at the record store.
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There�s a light switch that keeps shocking people.
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Although on the upside the jolts seems to
make Leo remember stuff.
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Yeah! Sure, I�ll help you out. It will be good to
get out of the house.
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If I have to listen to Phil Donahue tell
one more housewife
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that it isn�t her fault that her life is messed up
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I gonna drive to Chicago and hit him
in the head with a hammer.
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Okay, Donna, I have something to admit to you but
it�s something really embarrassing.
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You read a book for pleasure?
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I like Fez.
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Wow!
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Well I guess the only thing I have to say is,
I freaking knew it!
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Donna!
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Look, I know I made that stupid list to figure out
who my perfect match should be, and you were right,
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it�s Fez.
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This is one of the biggest thing
I�ve ever heard you said.
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I know, I know. I can�t believe I like him.
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No! You admitted I was right.
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Okay, are you sure you like Fez?
I mean,
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think about all the things you said
about him over the years.
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He�s a bad, poor,
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sweaty,
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stinky, crazy,
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sick,
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ridiculous,
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foreign, spazoid,
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weirdo.
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Okay, alright Donna, you busted me.
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I like a bad, poor, sweaty, sticky, crazy,
ridiculous, sick, foreign, spazoid, weirdo.
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Hey lucious ladies!
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Hey, Fez.
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Hey, Fez!
What�s up?
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Well, I made up a new way to play Candy Land,
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where I will eat the appropriate candy
for each square I land on.
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So Jackie, get prepared to come home to
a candy-covered-pants-less roommate.
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Wait! Why do you have to take your
pants off to play?
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You don�t know me at all!
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There it goes, Jackie.
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Your candy-covered-pants-less prince charming.
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Fez, now that I�m spending so much time here,
maybe you should get a water bed.
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That way we won�t keep Jackie up with all the...
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squeaking.
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Yeah, sorry about that.
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I�m a squeaker.
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Donna... I like a squeaker.
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Wh, what I am gonna do?
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Okay look,
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a few years ago,
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- I went to see a therapist.
- Looser
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My parents were going through their
divorce and it helped.
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Not everyone who goes to a therapist is a looser.
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Ok wait so,
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- you think this therapist actually helped you?
- Yeah!
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He must be pretty good if he convinced
you you�re not a looser.
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Ouah, man! Impressive!
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Yeah, Mr Forman is real good at fixing stuff.
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No, 6 across, impressive.
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No wait,
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that�s more than 3 letters.
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There you go!
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Oh, nice job Red.
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The only problem is that now I can
see how dirty everything is.
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I gotta do something about that.
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There you go.
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Alright man, thanks. I guess
I�ll see you later.
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Actually I thought I�d fix that wobbly
chair before I left.
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Take a high, carphead!
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Hey, quiet!
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Oh, sorry, it�s quilt.
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I�m just saying, I can�t believe
I�m in a therapist office.
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I mean, there is no way I�ll be able to
talk for a whole hour.
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Well, thank you Dr. Hamond.
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You�re right,
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I am pretty and I am special.
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And I am in the wrong office.
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Wow, that was a tough hour.
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Come on in girls.
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Have a seat.
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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Oh, hello Helen.
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Fine! I�ll heat up my own dinner!
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God knows you haven�t heat up
anything in our home in months.
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Well, have a great time, eh?
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So! Donna, nice to see you again.
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How are your folks?
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Well, uhm, still crazy.
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You�re telling me! They paid for my watch.
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And you must be Jackie.
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Yeah,
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but before you think there is anything
wrong with me.
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You see, I�m only here because I like this
boy and I don�t wanna like him so...
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you know, if you could just write a prescription for that,
I�ll be on my way.
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Do you see how messed up she is?
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Still eating your cuticles?
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No.
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Jackie,
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first tell me about some of the other men
that you had feelings for.
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Okay, well, there is Mickael, who cheated on me.
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And there is Steven who would rather vandalize a car
than committing to a relationship.
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And now there�s Fez.
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Who�s been after me for years and
who is really, really sweet,
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but I never paid any attention to him
'cause you know,
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he�s foreign.
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He seems like a fine man,
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or at least he is now...
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before you get you sadistic female claws into him
and make him forget that he�s even a man at all.
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Well, none of this matters anyway because
of course now that I like Fez,
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he has a girlfriend.
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Have you ever considered that you
like unavailable men?
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I mean, the others were emotionally unavailable
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but you weren�t interested in Fez until he was taken.
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Wow,
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so I don�t really like Fez, I just think I like Fez
because he has a girlfriend.
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Do you see how messed up she is, Doctor.
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I mean she's got some real issues.
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I noticed you died your hair.
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What are you running away from?
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I just want people to like me!
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Jackie,
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just remember that whoever you end up with,
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the key to any relationship
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is good communication.
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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Helen,
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I told you I�d move it as soon as Al can help me.
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Well, I wish you had more upper body strength.
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No, you are.
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Noo, youu are.
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GO TO HELL YOU COW!
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So, yes,
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good communication!
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That�s the key.
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Why is the closed sign on the door?
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Oh, Red put that up.
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He said I could either have a closed sign up
the door or an open sign on my ass.
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I should never have asked him to come down, man,
he�s bad for business.
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You think that�s bad for business,
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I�ve been stealing money for months!
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Red!
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Red!
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Hey, man, why are you working so hard?
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You should be enjoying your retirement,
you know?
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There�s still plenty to do here.
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The hinge on that door is busted. The window needs
caulking and that back room is such a mess,
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you got a bunch of weeds growing in there.
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Look, man. Why don�t you just call it today, you know?
You�re retired, it�s 2 o�clock, hey!
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It�s almost dinner time!
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Are you kicking me out?
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No!
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You know...
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Yeah!
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Look, wh, why don�t you just go home?
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I don�t believe this.
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He seems mad.
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It�s a good thing you�ll never have
to see him again.
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Oh oh!
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Fez, great news! I have an opportunity to do something
that�s gonna make me incredibly happy.
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- Oh, that�s wonderful!
- I�m gonna become a nun.
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YOU SELFISH WHORE!
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I�m joining the covent next week so I�m sorry,
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but if it makes you feel any better, you�re the
last man to ever touch me
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unless I meet someone in Italy before
I take my vows. See ya!
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Hey, Fez! What�s going on?
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Hillary broke up with me.
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Oh, my God.
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I just need someone to hold me and tell me it�s alright.
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I gotta go find Hyde.
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I am pretty.
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I am special.
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My casserole is not too oniony.
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Hey!
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Oh, Steven. I need to talk to you.
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How could you kick Red out of your store?
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I wasn�t expecting him home so early and he walked
in on me taking a bath without any bubbles.
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There goes the mystery.
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Sorry Mrs. Forman, he was in the way.
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In the way?
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When your parents left you and we took you in,
did we say you were in the way? No!
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We fed you and loved you
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and we let you in to our Cirrus family portrait.
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Look,
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I asked him to fix one little switch, the next thing
I know he�s pouding and sweating and swearing.
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It�s like watching Fez eating a cake.
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Well, you need to find a way to make Red feel useful
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and you know what else you nee to find?
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A beige cardigan! Cause that�s what�s
we�re wearing in this year�s picture.
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And I don�t wanna hear about how it�s not cool I just wanna
you to put the damn thing on, smile and say FREAKING CHEESE!
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Jackie,
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what is it about me that makes everyone leave?
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I�m going to die alone with nothing but a room full
of candy and pornography to keep me company.
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Although when I say that,
it sounds okay.
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Oh, okay. You�re not going to die alone.
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Yes, I am. I�m a foreign weirdo.
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No! no, you, you have fascinating stories
about far away lands.
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I scare women away with my clingingness.
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But when someone needs you,
you�re always there.
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People barely understand a word I say.
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Well, yes. But that�s a good thing because
sometimes you say really stupid things.
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Okay, look Fez, you�re a great guy. Okay?
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You�re funny and you�re cute
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and any girl would be lucky to have you.
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Oh, Jackie, you�re so sweet.
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Why can�t I find a woman like you who likes me?
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I gotta go.
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Well, maybe if I watch some TV,
I�ll feel better.
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And now Masterpiece presents
The Lonely Foreigner.
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Hyde, I don�t get it. We�re going to destroy Mr Forman�s
house and that�s supposed to make him feel better?
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Yeah!
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Then he can fix everything and feel very useful.
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Red would be happier than the time he chased
those dead heads off in the park.
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Well, you can�t camp there, man.
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Some bold guy chases you off.
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I just ripped that off the furnace.
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I busted the TV.
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I totally destroyed the washing machine, man!
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Oh, hey, Red. I�m glad you�re here man.
Things are just falling apart around here.
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It�s freezing in my room, the TV�s broken and...
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this thing just popped out the washing machine.
247
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Jeez, I�m gone for one day, the
whole house goes to hell!
248
00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:42,380
Yeah, it�s a good thing you�re here so
you can fix everything.
249
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You know what?
250
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I�ll get to this stuff later.
251
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Later?
252
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:52,300
Yeah. I was thinking about what you said
this afternoon at the record store.
253
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You�re right. I do deserve to slow down
and enjoy my retirement. So,
254
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right now,
255
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I�m going fishing.
256
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:04,180
Yeah, but it�s like 10 degrees in my room.
257
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Can I at least call the repair-man?
258
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Sure,
259
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but you�re paying for it.
260
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I�m on a fixed income.
261
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I�m retired.
262
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This is bad, we destroyed everything,
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on the bright side,
264
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I don�t live here.
265
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What I am gonna do, man. I can�t watch Tv,
I can�t sleep in my room.
266
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,500
I guess I could drag my bed right here.
267
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Hyde, man.
268
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:38,940
Wait to see what I did to your bed.
269
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Ok, Donna. I don�t know what to do.
270
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,460
I thought I only liked Fez because
he was unavailable.
271
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But now he�s available
272
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and I still like him.
273
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I mean, I almost kissed him.
274
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On the mouth.
275
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He eats couscous with that thing.
276
00:17:57,620 --> 00:18:00,860
Okay, before I tell you what to do,
let me just get one thing straight.
277
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You really like Fez?
278
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Fez is the one you like.
279
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Yes.
280
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So you wanna go out on dates with Fez.
281
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And make out with Fez.
282
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- Yes!
- Okay.
283
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- It�s Xmas morning and you get up and your gift is Fez.
- Donna!
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Sorry.
285
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,540
Alright, well look. If you really like him,
286
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you�re gonna have to tell him.
287
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I know, you�re right.
288
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- Hey.
- Hey.
289
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:38,100
Hey. So uh...
290
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I heard you liked Fez.
291
00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:43,700
WHAT!?
292
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:45,660
How did you hear that?
293
00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:48,260
Since we weren�t trap in a soundproof lead box,
294
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we were able to hear your delicate voice
from across the street.
295
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:54,660
Alright, okay, I know you guys probably
think I�m crazy
296
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and I�m going from guy to guy
297
00:18:56,940 --> 00:19:00,180
but Fez has always been there for me and he
makes me feel good about myself.
298
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:02,980
So go ahead, go ahead make fun of me.
299
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:06,740
No, I think that�s cool. You know,
Fez is a good guy.
300
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:10,220
And I think if he makes you happy
that�s what you should do.
301
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,100
Wow, Steven, thanks.
302
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,140
And if it doesn't work out...
303
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:17,420
I hear Bob�s available.
304
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,580
And if that�s no good, here comes
the garbage man.
305
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:29,020
Oh hey, there�s a guy across the
street you haven�t done.
306
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:35,580
Oh hey Fez, we need to talk.
307
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:38,540
Yes, we do. I thought about what you
said and you were right.
308
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,020
- I was?
- Yes.
309
00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:41,900
Hillary did me a big favor by leaving.
310
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:44,580
Yes. Okay, I think so too.
311
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:48,580
And what I realize is, I shouldn�t be
tied down to one woman.
312
00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:50,180
Wait, what?
313
00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:53,700
Yes, I should be spreading my seeds all across the land.
314
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:59,580
So, America, get ready, cause Fez is
coming out and no woman is safe.
315
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:02,740
Except you. Nighty night.
316
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,320
Don�t get me started on my home life.
317
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,960
My wife and I haven�t slept together for months.
318
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,760
But it�s not all good news.
319
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,120
Oh, well, looks like our hour is almost up.
320
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,760
But it seems like you could use a drink.
321
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,320
Pour one for yourself.
322
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,160
Oh, no I never touch this stuff.
323
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:39,900
Oh, what the hell? Doctor�s orders!
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