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Hey Fez. Hey girl holding Fez's hand
who I've never seen before in my life
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- Everyone, meet Hilary, my girlfriend.
- Hi guys!
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Is she really your girlfriend Fez?
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Or did you just find her wandering from a scene of
an accident and... tell her she's your girlfriend?
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No, this one's real.
See, no scratches.
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Uhm, a little privacy please.
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You want privacy?
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You spy on me and Randy all the time.
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Donna, I like to watch.
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I don't like being watched.
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That is just creepy.
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You know, creepy is when you open the
closet door and throw a shoe at me
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and tell me to get out of the way so that
you can get a better view of Donna.
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Hey. I'm looking for Samantha.
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- Who are you?
- I'm her husband.
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Sam!
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- Larry?
- Samantha.
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Uh, this guy just said he was your husband
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which is a little off-putting because
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I'm your husband.
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I can explain this.
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You're both my husband.
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Wow, Hyde,
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I bet when you married a stripper, this was not
the kind of threesome you expected.
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So when you and I got married, you were
already married to another guy?
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Sort of.
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Sort of? There's no sort of a marriage.
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When you say I do, you mean I do wanna marry you,
not I do already have another husband.
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Hey, everybody, Hyde's part of a boy harem.
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Look, Hyde. Larry was a regular at the club
and one day he asked me to marry him.
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He said he'd rent me an apartment and buy me a
Camaro, what was I supposed to say?
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How about: "no...
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you creepy-eighty-year old looser."
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Hey, nobody talks to Larry Lenan like that.
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- Shut up Larry!
- Sorry.
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Then I met you and I fell in love. I figured we'd
just leave town and I'd never see him again.
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Luckily for me, you kept using my credit card.
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Which expires in a month.
I got you a new one in the car.
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So...
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If she was married to him, before she married you,
then you guys aren't even legally married.
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Which means...
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this is freaking hilarious!
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Red,
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I just heard some bad news.
I run over to tell you.
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Bob, you live next door. What are you panting?
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I was going against the wind.
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They are opening a Muffler Master
right here in Point Place.
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- What?
- Oh, jeez.
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My shop barely survives as it is.
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Muffler Master is not going to
drive you out of town.
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They're a big chain.
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They're always throwing their weight around,
crashing unmeaning and smaller than themselves.
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They're like Bob at a cup scout pancakes breakfast.
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Well, they are just a faceless corporation.
You have something they don't,
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a friendly smiling face behind the counter.
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When did you hire a new guy?
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This town needs to know that there is a friendly
neighborhood muffler man that they can go to.
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So you should have a sale.
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No! A sale-bretion!
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I'll make muffins.
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You can give one away with each muffler.
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Just don't sell more than 12 mufflers because
Jodie Alterman still has my other tin.
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See you later alligator.
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After a while you big baboon.
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Unbelievable.
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Fez has Hilary. You have Randy.
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Now Steven's wife has two husbands.
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Why am I alone and all these stupid
less attractive people are happy?
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Ugly people need love too.
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Just like bitches.
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I need a boyfriend.
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But I don't want to end up with someone as stupid as
Michael or someone who's wrong for me as Steven.
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Ohhh, I know, I'm gonna write up a list.
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Write down everything I want in a man
and then find a guy who matches up.
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I did that once. But with candy.
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Okay, what do I want in a guy.
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Olympic gold medallist.
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Someone who doesn't talk to the hell.
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Ooh, who doesn't look like Eric.
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Jackie,
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if you're serious about that list, maybe you should
pick qualities that are a little more realistic.
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Oh you're right, you're right.
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No faties, no baldies.
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What are you still doing here? I thought you'd be
half way to Vegas by now with your husband.
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You're my husband.
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No, I'm the guy you married
because you were bored.
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Next time, try tennis, you lunatic.
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Hey, that's our wife you're talking about.
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- Shut up Larry.
- Sorry.
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Hyde, for what it's worth, I don't love Larry.
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I love you.
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Oh, great. You love me more than
you love your grand father.
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Well, I'll have you know. I won't
be gone without a fight.
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- Shut up Larry!
- Without a fight it is!
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Red, I'm sorry that business is so slow.
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I blame myself, I used margarine instead of butter in the muffins.
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I ruined us to save 8 cents.
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- Red, I told you, you should listen to me.
- I'm not renting a promotional monkey!
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No!
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No, you should turn this place into
an adult bookstore.
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Those places are packed 24 hours a day.
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Sometimes you can't even get to the good stuff.
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Oh, oh, Red! A customer. Now you show him that you
have the personal touch that Muffler Master doesn't.
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And if that's doesn't work, tell him you have a fake leg.
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There's an elderly at the hospital who has a fake
leg and he just gets whatever he wants.
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- Can I help you?
- Yeah, I need a muffler.
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And I'm appreciate in the business.
I mean sure,
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Muffler Master can give you half off but,
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here at Forman and Son, you get personalized
home town service with a smile.
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Half off?
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What am I doing here?
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Hey!
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What about my damn service with a smile?
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I have a fake leg!
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Ok, stop everything. I finished my perfect man list.
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And all the pieces of my life are falling into place.
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Oh would you just shush and listen?
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Okay, first he has to be a gentleman.
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Just like my Fezie. He's always
opening doors for me.
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That way I can walk behind her
and the view is better.
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- Ok, my ideal guy has a great sense of humor.
- Oh, that's like Fez too.
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Just this morning he told me the
funniest knock-knock joke.
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And I'll tell you but I don't want to disturb
us with ten minutes of glorious laughter.
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Okay and third he has to be interested in women shoes.
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- Oh Fez that's like last night when you put on my heels.
- Anyway.
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Ok.
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Ok. I'll let you guys hash this out on your own.
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Baby some stories are just for us.
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Jackie,
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have you realized who fits every
single thing on your list?
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Yeah! Elton John!
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And I think he's single because
he's never seen out with a girl!
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No, I'm talking about Fez.
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What?
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Hey, you wrote the list. And the lists don't lie.
And you ideal man is Fez.
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Oh. that is almost as ridiculous as you looking
in the mirror and thinking this outfit works.
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Oh, yeah? At least I can see over the bathroom
counter to look in the mirror.
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Oh, hey! You know what?
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I found the perfect dress for you that will fit you. Oh you
gonna have to borrow it from the Statue of Liberty.
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Ok, ok, truth,
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I didn't mean to upset you. Let's just stop and call it even.
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Ok, fine.
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You like Feeez, you like Feez!
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Today was a total disaster.
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I didn't send one muffler and I drew a dozen
customers into the hands of my competition.
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If I were a younger more flexible man,
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I'd shoot my foot up at my own ass.
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You think you got problems.
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I've got a husband-in-law.
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Okay, this should cheer the two of you up.
My secret 7-layer casserole.
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The secret is layer 3 and 6 are burbon.
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I can't gon back on the job market,
it's a young man's game!
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Plus I hate everybody.
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Well, maybe you should think about retiring.
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You're always saying how you'd love more time to drive
around town and yell at men who wear sandals.
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I can't afford to retire.
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That's it. I'm not waiting for those bastards
to put me out of business.
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I'm going to Muffler Master's offices
and give them a piece of my mind.
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What if they tell you to take a flying leap?
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Well then...
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I'll throw a garbage can through their window.
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So, basically, Jackie's list says the perfect man
for her is Fez but she's in massive denial.
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Jackie, it's not healthy to be in denial.
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Once my uncle came in terms with
his crush on Burt Reynolds
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a whole new world opened up for him.
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Well, just because Fez matches up a few things on
my list doesn't mean he's the perfect match for me.
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We're complete opposites. It's like...
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I'm Beauty and he's the Beast.
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Uhm Jackie, at the end of the story, Beauty
and the Beast get together.
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Oh, would you shut up, you reader.
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There are plenty other things on the list.
For instance:
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my perfect guy compliments me, buys
me present and comes when I call.
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And none of that describes Fez.
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Did you call me?
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- What? No. I...
- Wow, Jackie. You look fantastic today.
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Oh, which reminds me, I got you a present.
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Enjoy it, bye guys!
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Wooow, that was weird!
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So you decided what you were gonna do about Sam?
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I don't know, man.
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I mean. On one hand, she kept this massive secret
from me and I won't be able to trust her again.
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On the other hand, I'm a just a small town burnout.
Who am I to judge?
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Well, All I know is that she makes you happy.
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And the only other time I'd seen such
a big smile on your face
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was when you got Fez and Kelso to smash their heads
together when you threw a peanut on the floor.
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It's a tough decision man,
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I'll let the ball decide. If I make the shot,
I stay with Sam.
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If I miss, I say goodbye.
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Oh, God's funny.
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Kitty, I just got back from the Muffler
Master's offices in Kenosha.
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Oh I hate Kenosha, they think they're so much better
than us just because they got a town-pool.
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Yeah. Well, I told them, no matter how many
Mom and Pap's stores they put out of business,
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they'd better not even think opening a store near mine
or they'll get a fight from me like they've never seen.
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- That's my man. What did they say?
- They're putting a store across the street.
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Oh Red, I'm sorry.
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Don't be. I scared the heck out of them. They even
offered to give a little money for my shop.
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Well I hope you told them to get lost.
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Of course I did. Then they offered me more money.
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And you told them to stuff it.
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- Damn right. Then they offered me a lot of money.
- Go to hell Muffler Master!
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Actually, I accepted it.
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Thank You Muffler Master!
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Oh, oh I can't believe this.
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Yeah. Me neither.
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But you know I've been thinking about
what you said about retiring.
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And I think with this cheque, we can just about
do it. If it's okay with you.
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Oh Red.
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You don't have to ask my permission for anything.
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You have fought in two wars, you
have worked you whole life,
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you deserve to cash in.
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Well, I couldn't have done it without my best gal!
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Well speaking of things you can't do without your
best gal... uhm... how would like to go celebrate.
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I was thinking the same thing!
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Oh you meant..
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well sure, we can get a steak later!
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It doesn't bother you that Muffler Master is
going to turn your shop into a parking lot?
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As long as that cheque clears, I don't care if they
turn it into a communist recreation center.
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Anyway, what happened between you and Sam?
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Oh well we finally got some time alone, we talked, I
told her it would be a mistake if we stayed together.
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She agreed and we hugged.
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And she jumped back on the main
stage and finished up her act.
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Well, you two kids lasted longer than I expected.
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I thought she was going to knock you out,
steal your wallet on the first night.
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Hey.
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Hey. I thought you'd be half way to Vegas by now.
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Hyde, I'm really sorry that things didn't work out.
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Yeah, me too.
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But I'd like to think that if our paths ever cross again,
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I'll be able to give you 20 dollars and
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you'll be able to dance for me, that wouldn't be akward.
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I'd like that.
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Bye.
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See ya.
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You're alright?
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Yeah.
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Let me tell you something son. I dodged
a lot of bullets in Korea.
237
00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:19,900
But not one as crazy and blind as
the one you just side-stepped.
238
00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:27,340
It's weird, man. I never imagined myself divorced from
a Vegas stripper with a second husband at this age.
239
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:31,100
I never imagined myself retired at this age.
240
00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:36,740
But all I know is, when life finally gives
you a break from the crap storm,
241
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the best thing that you can do
242
00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:42,340
is to crack open a beer with a friend.
243
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To retirement.
244
00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,540
To divorce.
245
00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:50,020
You know, Red, time is going to be great.
246
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Sleeping in every day, watching TV,
doing nothing.
247
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:56,540
I'd be happy to show you how to do.
248
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BEAUTY!
249
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,780
Beast! I like your haircut.
250
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:24,900
Oh thank you for noticing. Yeah, I had them taken
off a little extra off the wrists.
251
00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:28,740
So what brings you up to the Forest of No Return?
252
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:32,460
See I wrote up this list over who
my perfect match should be,
253
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,740
and... everyone thinks it's you.
254
00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:37,220
I mean, isn't that crazy. You're a beast!
255
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,580
That's true, I'm disgusting.
256
00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:44,140
Yeah! Oh you... you, actually have
a little piece of elf right here.
257
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Did I get it?
258
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:56,180
No, no, here, here come here.
259
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Okay.
260
00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:04,780
Well I'll see you later Beast.
261
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Beast!
262
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You're totally hot.
263
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,500
Holy crap!
264
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I'm going to save a fortune on razors!
265
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,860
Well, you're not a beast at all.
266
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,780
You're a handsome prince.
267
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The list was right.
268
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You are the one for me.
269
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Then come and get the royal treatment baby.
270
00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:46,420
Jackie! Are you okay?
271
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:49,620
You were moaning in your sleep and
while I found it enjoyable,
272
00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:51,620
I thought I should wake you up.
273
00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:58,140
- I'm fine, no I'm fine. It's just that..
- Fez! Get back in here you beast.
274
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:01,340
Alright I'm coming my beauty. Grrrrrr.
275
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:17,160
- Hi honey, how was your day?
- Oh, great, great.
276
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:22,160
I scared an entire village and then I tore
down all the trees in the forest.
277
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,560
What's for diner?
278
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,000
I made you a special dish.
279
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,360
Macaroni and children?
280
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Italian! My favorite!
281
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:39,760
I do smell good! Hey, save me a piece of me!
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