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Well! That was some county fair!
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And they really went all loud with the musical entertainment.
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I mean, the Beach Girls were fabulous.
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I've never seen the Beach Boys but I
can not imagine they are any better.
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Ah, the only thing worse than listening to those Beach Whales
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was watching Steven throw up after spending all day in the beer-garden.
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I had a good reason to throw up.
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I was drunk.
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Oh, I wish I could say I've been drunk the whole time I went out with you.
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Oh, yeah. It's a good think you're not a drinker.
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You'd have a hard time operating that heavy machinery...
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your mouth!
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Well, I had a great time. I have an invisible dog in a leash,
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a goldfish in a bag and a giant stuffed panda,
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of course I got some stupid stuff too.
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You now, Fez, you should be thanking Randy.
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You were so amazing winning all that stuff.
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With you hair flowing, your muscles rippling,
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you were like a Greek god of knocking things over.
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Oh help, bazarus Knockoverus.
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I'm still drunk.
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So how did you get so go at popping
balloons with darts?
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Well, when my parents got divorced,
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I found comfort in the community of non judgment carnaval workers.
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I taught them to read, in exchange
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they taught me how to play their game with chance.
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- Really?
- No, I got a dart board.
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Well, you won every game in the place.
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Donna, it must be nice to finally have a boyfriend who can swing that sledge hammer
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and get that little black thing passed � seriously hit. �
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Now, you shush. Eric always did very well at the fair.
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Every time he went to that one booth, he
walked away with his stuffed animal.
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That was the gift shop.
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Well, Mrs Forman, you won a prize too.
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I cant' believe you let that guy guess your weight.
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And I can't believe the woman who almost married my son
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has already moved on to the next customer
because she is as loose as an old Jim sock.
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Whorus Maximus!
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And that weight guesser never had a chance once I took off my shoes,
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my belt, my engagement ring,
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spit up my gum and took out all the kleenex had in my pockets.
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Oh Fez, honey, you never gave me back my ring.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wow, so sparkly...
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and last forever.
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It's gone! My engagement ring is gooone.
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You! You lost it!
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We let you in in our country, we
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we give you minimal wage jobs, we teach
you how to use a knife and a fork,
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and this is how you thank us?
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Kitty I hate to see you so upset when
there is such an easy solution.
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Let's just get your home, I'll make you a Martini,
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then when you calm down,
I'll make you a Margarita.
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Wait, uhm, what about us?
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Oh you're going to stay here and look for the ring.
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And if it rains, just do like the Indians did,
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die!
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Okay,
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well, the ring must have rolled down the hill,
which means, it's been
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probably eaten by a squirrel.
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We need to find this squirrel,
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feed him laxatives...
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and wait for the show to begin.
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God, we're stuck out here. It's a bummer.
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I've been waiting to take you me ever since you threw
that ping pong ball into the floating tea cup.
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Maybe we can sneak off. You know, the woods can be pretty romantic.
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That is unless you run into a serial killer,
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or a witch who lives in a house made of candy.
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Hey, you guys. I was thinking that maybe
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we 'd find the ring faster if we split up in teams.
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Say, Donna! It's a great idea!
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But who may I ask would go with whom?
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I get Donna.
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Well, that way, if we run up into a bear,
I can just climb you.
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No, I was thinking I would go with Randy
and you would go with Hyde.
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No, no, no I am not teaming up with Steven.
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That would be like Cher teaming up
with the really smelly drunk.
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Wow, guys, did you hear that?
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The wild core brown hair pygmy bitch.
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I didn't hear anything.
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There it is again.
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Man, this is what it's all about.
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The outdoors, just us guys, talking man to man.
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You know, Jackie is so annoying. I never
realized when we were going out.
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Sometimes you got to marry a striper
to get things into perspective.
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Anyway, this is good. The outdoors,
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just us guys, talking man to man,
this is what's all about.
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Yeahhh, hey can I team up with Donna?
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What? No! It's all about the guys!
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Oh, man, I can't get between you and Donna
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'cause love that's what it's all about...
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and drugs...
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specially drugs,
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then love, but mostly drugs.
You know what I mean, man?
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Silence!
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That's what it's all about.
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Oh, this is just awful.
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- Fine, I'll add more gin.
- No!
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Red, the ring. And you know, this is all your fault.
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If you hadn't driven like a mad man over a pothole,
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I wouldn't be drinking to calm my nerves,
I would just be drinking.
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Hey!
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I am not the one who gave his engagement
ring to the foreign kid.
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You're lucky he's not wearing it through his nose.
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Oh, this is just the worse thing ever.
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Kitty, it is just a ring.
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I am talking about the drink.
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Hey, there. I was just putting out the thrash
and heard you two had a little spat so
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I figured out you'd probably want
me to come and take a side.
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Okay, well, my engagement ring is lost
and Red doesn't give a damn.
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And I don't understand it because even if he doesn't
care about the sentimental value,
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it still cost a thousand dollars.
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A thousand bucks?
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So you finally replaced the old cheap one, eh?
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- Boooob...
- What?
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Oh, jeez.
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You blew it now, Red.
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The old cheap one, what's he talking about, Red?
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Kitty,
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I love you.
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How much did my ring really cost?
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Right around a thousand dollars.
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How much exactly?
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65 dollars.
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65 dollars? My hairdo costs more than that!
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It does? Where the hell are you getting...
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which is besides the point because you look lovely.
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And you know what else looks lovely?
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The view from the couch,
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which is where you cheap lying butt
will be sleeping tonight.
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She's right about that couch.
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You got a great view of the TV from there.
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Steven is such a jerk.
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You know, I can't believe I almost married a guy
who can burp the alphabet all the way to W.
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You know, he never finishes anything.
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Well, Randy is perfect.
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That lady at the fair, who did the caricatures,
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she refused to draw him because she couldn't find a flaw.
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Oh, please, that lady had no talent.
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Did you see how big she drew my mouth?
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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- Any luck finding that ring?
- No
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but we did find a broken high heel, some old stockings
and an empty pack of Marlboro's.
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Yeah, so it looks like Steven's mom has been here too.
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They're not my mom! She smoked Lucky's.
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Well, maybe it's time we shake up search parties.
I'll flip a coin.
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Head means Donna, tale means Jackie.
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It's head, Donna, come on.
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Wait, no, no, hum I can't go with Steven.
He's a disgusting pig.
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Yeah, she's a suck-up princess who only
cares about looks and money.
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Oh, don't try to sweet-talk me.
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Okay, look, we're not going to find that stupid ring
anyway so let's just get out of here.
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Where is Fez?
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Well, Goldy,
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it seems we are lost in a dark, cold, lonely cave.
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You look scared too,
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your eyes are bugging out of your head.
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But I'm glad you're here
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cause at least I can have a conversation with a fish.
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Otherwise I'd be loosing my mind.
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FEZ!
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Where is he?
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Oh, don't worry,
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he survived his trip over here in a banana crave,
he'll be fine in the woods.
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Actually, I'm kind of worried about him:
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it's dark, it's cold,
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there's no pornography anywhere.
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What was that?
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That was a wild Canadian boar.
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They feed them likeable girls.
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You're safe.
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You know,
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being out here like this, without any TV, or magazines
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makes me realize how people
500 years ago must have felt.
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Incredibly bored.
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By the way, Donna. If you're ever lost in the outdoors,
just find the North Star.
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It's gentle twinkling will confort you...
as you slowly die.
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Oh, eww, what, now we have to
cross a disgusting river?
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Jackie, it's a just a creek.
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Okay, fine, why don't you take your shoe off,
we'll all get in and raw ourselves across.
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- Allow me my lady.
- Thank you.
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Oh, eh wait, how I am supposed to get across.
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Come across, like you always do,
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real bitchy!
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Oh
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you know what?
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Even when we were dating you never
did the gentlemanly thing.
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Alright, fine, give me your hand.
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No, I'm not touching that hand.
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You have been burping in that hand all day.
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Come on, you've touched growser things than this.
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You went out with Kelso for 4 years.
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Oh!
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You know what, I'll just get myself across.
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That couldn't have worked out any better.
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Well, Goldy, if my internal clock is correct,
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we've been here either an hour
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or a month.
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Man, I'm terribly thirsty.
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I hope you don't mind, I'm gonna drink
a little bit of your water.
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You peed in there.
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Well I made Bob go and get the kids.
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Maybe they'll find the ring, maybe not, either way
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I got rid of Bob.
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I can't believe you lied to me about that ring.
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Listen Kitty,
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when I got home from Korea, I wanted to buy you
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the nicest engagement ring ever.
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But I wasn't making much money.
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And when I realized how long I would
have to save to get that ring,
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I just knew I couldn't wait that long
to ask you to marry me.
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Well, that's true, I had other offers.
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Jimmy Callahan used to call me sweetny and he was absolutely right.
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So I bought you the best that I could afford,
I was going to tell you
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that we'd get a better ring when we had the money,
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but then it all went wrong,
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you loved the ring
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and you said it must have cost a thousand dollars and you were so excited.
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I just couldn't let you down.
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Red...
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And I'll tell you what.
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If the kids don't find the old one,
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I'll get you another one,
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the kind that you deserve for putting up
with me will all these years.
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Well,
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I don't want you to sell the house.
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Hey Donna, you know when you see
ducks flying in a V formation,
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one side longer than the other.
You know what that is?
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- No.
- More ducks!
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Hey, we lost Jackie and Hyde.
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Finally, we're alone.
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DONNAAA!
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That was magical.
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Yeah, I hope I didn't get pregnant.
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DONNAAA!
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Hey, you guys missed it!
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Jackie fell in the creek.
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Will you shut up?
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I could get pneumonia and die.
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This keeps getting funnier.
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Alright but we still need to find Fez. So
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why don't the girls stay here, Hyde and I are
going to look for him.
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Oh, I have a better idea.
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Let's get some meat ball sup,
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go to a strip-club.
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Come on buddy, let's go find Fez.
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Well, maybe Fez has a meat ball sup.
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Okay,
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I've been holding this for like 3 hours
and I can't do it anymore.
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Yeah, I know you like Randy,
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you're jealous of my hair, bla bla bla.
252
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No, I drank to much and now I have to like go,
so be my look-out.
253
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You know, if this were a mall,
254
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you'd be in a bathroom right now.
255
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Of course you wouldn't be in a mall cause you might
accidentally put on some new clothes.
256
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,480
Wait a minute, man, this looks familiar.
257
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Like we just did a complete circle.
258
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- Woh...
- Oh my God!
259
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No, I'd remember this.
260
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I win again!
261
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I know you're just a fish, but come on! At least try!
262
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Fez, is that you?
263
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,760
Goldy, you can use pronouns?
264
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No, Fez, it's me Bob!
265
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Bob, you find us! Alleluia!
266
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,800
Yeap, I just followed the trail of candy corn you left.
267
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But I didn't leave a...
268
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oh, dammit!
269
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There was a hole. All that candy corn wasted.
270
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No, I ate 'em.
271
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Bob, they were on the ground!
272
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Well, I would have done the same.
273
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Donna, you don't have to be embarrassed, man.
It's over.
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Nobody cares.
275
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In fact let's just sing a little camp fire song,
alright I start.
276
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�Twinkle, twinkle little star,
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Donna wees behind a bush.�
278
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I just couldn't hold it anymore.
279
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,920
Why did I get the 48 ounce commemorative cup?
280
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:46,680
Why didn't I go in the 48 ounce commemorative cup?
281
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I'm not sure that relieving yourself in a cup would
have made this any less humiliating.
282
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,920
This, this is why I hate the woods.
283
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Every thing's a bathroom.
284
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God, it's just like Delaware.
285
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:03,320
Oh! That reminds me of an old Delawarian folk song.
286
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�Donna squatted in a bush, pee pee, doo doo,
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Donna squatted in a bush pee pee all day long.�
288
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- Oh when the saints..
- Oh when the saints.
289
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- go marching in..
- go marching in.
290
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Oh when the saints go marching in.
291
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Dad?
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Oh Lord, I want to be in that number,
293
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Oh when the saints go marching in...
294
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,760
My dad and Fez are skipping through the woods.
295
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And I peed on a bush.
296
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I really should have gone to college.
297
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,560
Alright Jackie, I'll help you get across the creek.
298
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Will you just leave me alone?
299
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Want to fall in again?
300
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Fine.
301
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Steven!
302
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Man, I hope I'll remember that in the morning.
303
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,800
It's too bad, the kids never found your ring.
304
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,600
But on the upside,
Pork Doodles!
305
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,920
Oh, my Gosh!
306
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,600
Oh my Gosh! It's my ring!
307
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It was in the car the whole time.
308
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,160
Oh that's great!
309
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,720
It's like I always say: sometimes you find things!
310
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Kitty!
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00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:45,560
Red!
312
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,520
I've just ordered you a new ring.
313
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,400
The diamond is almost a carat.
314
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,720
The band is white gold. The jeweller said it was the nicest one he had.
315
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:54,720
Oh...
316
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,160
Well... That sounds beautiful.
317
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:03,360
I know it won't have all sentimental
value of the old one, but..
318
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,080
But that ring is gone forever.
319
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,800
Goldy, it's not right to keep you in a tiny bag like this.
320
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,400
A goldfish belongs in the wild.
321
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,800
Never easy to say goodbye,
322
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,800
specially to a fish.
323
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,960
I am not sure where your ears are.
324
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,240
There you go.
325
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Swim Goldy, swim.
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Fly Goldy, fly.
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