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Thank you. Enjoy your Anne Murray.
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Though, I don't see how that's possible.
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- Hello Steven.
- He, hi, man!
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Leo, this is my dad, WB.
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Ohh! Now I've seen everything.
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You're surprised he's black, huh?
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No, his fly's open.
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Wow, look at all these kids.
Pretty busy for a Tuesday morning.
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Yeah it's kind of a fire sale.
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We put stuff on sale, then I go down to the high school
and pull the fire alarm.
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If the store's keeps doing OK,
there might be a nice bonus in your future.
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Or how I like to call it, a retroactive child support.
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Hey who's pretty boy?
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Oh hey, I'm Randy, but I really wouldn't call me pretty.
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I'm more like solitary, angular yet soft.
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Really anything that would describe Faye Dunaway.
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So Steven, what are you and Faye
Dunaway doing this weekend?
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Oh, well, the Point Place youth club
is doing a big thrash clean up,
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so we were going down there and throw cans at them.
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Check these out.
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Front-row tickets to Eric Clapton in Chicago?
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That's the coolest thing anyone has ever done for me.
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What show you a couple of concert tickets?
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You're not going!
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So listen, I stopped by to see if you
wanted to house-sit for me.
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You know, bringing the mail, water the plants,
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feed my dog Whity.
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Your dog's name is Whity?
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Nooo, I was talking to you.
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Yes, guess I can do that.
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Wow man, I'm staying at my Dad's house,
it's like the childhood I never had.
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And I won't be there.
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Just like the childhood you did have.
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Mrs Forman?
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I need to talk to you.
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I'm really sorry that Randy and I
were kissing in Eric's room.
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It was inappropriate.
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Oh actually honey I'm surprised
you even had time to apologize.
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I thought you would be up there making out
with the rest of Wisconsin.
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What the hell are you doing showing affection
outside of your own home anyway?
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Kitty and I, we never kiss or hug in public.
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As far as the rest of the world is concerned,
we're complete strangers.
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I didn't mean to offend you.
You've always been like a mother to me.
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Like remember when you made me hot coco when
my parents got snowed in that swinger's club?
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Oh Donna I'm not going to let one little
incident ruin a lifelong friendship.
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Oh hey, look Red,
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this egg is kinda shaped like Randy's head.
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And now it's thrash just like Donna.
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Oh,
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this pineapple reminds me of Donna,
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it's a little tart.
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hey don't call my daughter names,
you can call me names
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but I really wish you wouldn't.
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Why, I just don't know what she sees in Randy.
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He's so charming and friendly and
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always willing to lend a helping hand.
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What a jackass!
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Well I like him.
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He calls me Mr. P.
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Where did he come up with that one?
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Kitty, if Donna's going to date anyone, why not him?
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I mean his bright, he's good with tools
and most important,
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he has never once tried to teach me
the ways of the Jedi.
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Wait a minute, you like Randy too?
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Well I'm just saying, I don't hate him
as mush as I hate most people.
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Well you have said a lot of hurtful things
but this is the worse.
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Kitty.
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She's crazy.
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This pineapple's delicious.
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See now this is the kind of house I want.
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And I know that if I work hard enough,
I can find someone would buy one for me.
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Men, this place is clean.
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You're sure no women leaves here, man?
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Steven, please, I don't need a woman
living here to keep a clean house.
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I have a maid
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and she's a white girl.
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And then Mrs Forman said you looked like an egg
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and then threw your broken head into the thrash.
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Well I don't take it too personally because I've noticed something about Mrs Forman,
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she's a wackedoo.
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Oh, cool! Peter Frampton gave you a signed guitar.
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He you know what, I have a handful of his hair and one
of them has a little piece of skin at the end of it.
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Yeah, she keeps it next to Leith Gareth's used q-tip.
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Hey, I had to kiss a roodie named Larry for that one.
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Well, there's the kitchen, there's the living-room
and there's the bar.
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Don't touch anything!
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Don't worry man. I'll treat this place
like a broken tool of myself.
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Hey guys,
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the toilet seat there is heated.
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It felt so good on my face.
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Man, watching your Dad's place is a big responsibility
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and I just know that the 500 strangers we invited to the party are going to give the respect it deserves.
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No way, man. WB is trusting me and
I'm not thrashing his house.
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Well, that's the beauty of our plan,
we will thrash it for you.
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Oh! Hyde doesn't want to disappoint his Daddy.
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I'm Hyde and I love my Dad and he loves me
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and we're making up for lost time and...
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Actually that's kind of touching.
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Come on Hyde!
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Don't you want to find out if 500
people can fit in that pool?
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No, alright? I'm not letting you guys
taught me into having a party.
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I'm not doing something that stupid.
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Look everybody, I'm dancing like a chicken.
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Ever since I said I like Randy,
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Kitty has been stumping around,
making life miserable for me.
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I can't describe how bad it is over there.
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Well it made you wanna come
over and hang out with me.
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That's the perfect way to describe it.
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I'm glad you came.
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Taste this.
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Hum.
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That taste's pretty good.
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It's cause it's made with 5 different cheeses!
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What's it called?
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5 different cheeses.
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Oh, save room for cheese cake.
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God this place looks great.
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WB will never know we had a party.
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You missed something behind the couch.
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Drive safe.
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You know, all this cleaning is actually kind of satisfying.
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I bet my maid is thrilled she's not a
doctor in her country anymore.
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Well, I cleaned up that dirty limbrick of the wall.
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I don't know where this Notucket place is
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but the men there are disgusting.
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Man, I should not have thrown a party here.
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It's weird but I feel kinda guilty.
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I never felt guilty before in my life.
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Even when the judge said "you're guilty."
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You think that's weird?
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I took my pants off but my undies are gone.
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You're not gonna believe this, but
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I think I'm wearing them.
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Hey, what the hell is the guitar doing on the floor?
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Oh you took it down to whack all
the women in the bum with it.
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Hum hum. You called it Hyde's Spankomatic.
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Well, it looks alright.
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What are you talking about? It's broken into pieces.
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Ok, so we should probably say goodnight here
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because if my dad saw us kissing,
he'll yell Yoo Hoo!
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Oh look at this, Randy and Donna kissing.
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Yoo Hoo!
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Well I think I shouldn't get too upset because
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after all it's none of my business what two people
do in the privacy of my own drive-way.
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Mrs Forman, I'm sorry you're uncomfortable
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but for the last time, Eric broke up with me.
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I don't care. You should still be waiting for him.
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When Red went to war, I waited for him,
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and I had more men coming after me than Hitler!
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That's different!
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Eric chose to go to Africa and
he chose to break up with me.
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Well, maybe he wouldn't have left
if you were a better girlfriend.
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well, maybe if you hadn't been so
smothering and controlling him,
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he wouldn't have gone half way across
the world just to get away from you.
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Eh, that egg shell does look like me!
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Hey handsome.
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Red, do one more.
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What am I now?
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A deer.
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No, a rhinoceros.
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What I am now?
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A moron.
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Wrong again, I'm a deer!
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Mr Forman, your wife just saw me
and Randy kissing in the drive-way.
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Yoo Hoo.
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Then she yelled at us, so I told
her she was a bad mother
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and that Eric went to Africa to get away from her.
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Now she's really mad at me.
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Well, of course, she's mad at you Donna.
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You can't just go around telling people the truth.
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Why in the hell didn't you stop them?
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Because the last time I got between two women,
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well, that actually worked out very well.
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Well, thanks Donna. Now you've made it worse.
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I have to go and fix this now.
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Because if I have to stay here another day with your dad,
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I'm gonna end up killing myself.
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No offence.
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How was that no offence?
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You should have just said offence.
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Fine, offence.
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OK, go but you're gonna miss out
on what I'm doing for dinner:
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5 different meats.
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This thing is completely destroyed.
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Yeah. You know what else happened at the party?
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A guy grabbed my butt and his
girlfriend got very mad at them.
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You know, I think they broke up.
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I had a great time.
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I'm screwed, man.
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WB is in the music industry.
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They can kill anyone and make it look like an accident.
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They did it to Mama Kass, they did it to Hendrix,
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they even took out Bobby Holly, they got the big bumper.
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Oh Hyde, you're such a baby!
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Oh I'm Hyde and I just lost the
trust of the father I just met.
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Oh, here comes the waterfall again.
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Oh, I hear you and Donna had quite a fight.
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You wanna tell me what happened?
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well, your guess is as good as mine.
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I saw Donna and Randy in the drive-way,
I politely said Good day
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and out of nowhere she just bit my head off.
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- Completely unprovoked?
- Completely.
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- So just like all of our fights.
- Exactly.
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Yeah, well,
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look Kitty.
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What happened with Eric and Donna is normal.
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People, people move away, they move on.
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Just like you did when I went off to war
and you dated Roger Silver.
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You knew about that?
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Well you guys should probably not have
gone on America's Band stage.
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Well my situation was different.
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You were overseas, I had to keep my options open.
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Donna is a whore.
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What do you think, man. Can you fix it?
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I don't know, man. You kinda caught me at a bad time.
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Right in the middle of Hawai 5-0.
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Leo, there is no TV in here.
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That doesn't change the fact that it's on.
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Look, man, I actually really need your help.
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OK, I can fix this, man.
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But I just need to do one thing to prepare.
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OK here we go,
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gloves,
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knife,
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napkin.
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You can't fix a guitar in an empty stomach.
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Oh, hi Donna.
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I didn't recognize you without a 6 feet
stranger boy attached to your face.
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Mrs Forman, about what happened in the drive-way,
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we both said some things we probably didn't mean.
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I didn't.
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Oh I'm just saying. We both got emotional
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and we said some things we might want to take back.
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I can't think of anything.
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But you do admit you were on the drive-way, right?
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I don't know, it looks more like a brothel to me.
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Mrs Forman, please.
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I just came over here to tell you
that the whole thing with Randy,
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it was all a huge mistake.
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Oh, Donna. I am so happy to hear you say that.
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So are you and I okay?
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Of course we are!
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Ohhh. I never really saw you with Randy
anyway, he's awful handsome.
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Oh,
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no, we're still together. We just won't
kiss in front of you anymore.
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And for the record, I can get any guy I want.
I am damn hot.
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You should hear the disgusting things construction
workers say they wanna do to me.
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Oh come on Donna. You don't belong with Randy
anyway and just wait when Eric gets home...
249
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Mrs Forman listen to me. When Eric comes back
we are not going back together.
250
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So you need to get over it.
251
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:15,280
How am I supposed to get over Eric running off to Africa.
252
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he was supposed to stay here, marry you and...
253
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and give me and Red 3 wonderful grandchildren
named Ronald, Rose and Kitty Junior.
254
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:27,600
Only everyone would call her Kitkat
so that it doesn't get confusing.
255
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,720
Oh my god. So you're not mad at me, you're mad at Eric.
256
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Of course I'm mad at Eric.
257
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,240
It just wasn't supposed to turn out this way.
258
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Mrs Forman, I'll always care about Eric
259
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but, it's over.
260
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I know.
261
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S oo...
262
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Kitty Junior?
263
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Or Kitty the second. Whichever
you prefer. It's your child.
264
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,320
There you go, the guitar is all fixed.
265
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,600
Leo, I could kiss you, man.
266
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,800
Ok, but that's as far as you gonna get.
267
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,560
Hey, where is my kiss? I'm the one
who whipped off all the graffiti.
268
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,000
What?
269
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,960
Yeah, some jerk named Peter Frampton
wrote his name on it.
270
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Fez!
271
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,040
You moron, this is Peter Frampton's guitar.
272
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,920
- Who?
- Peter Frampton.
273
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:34,560
The talentless idiot that a million brainless
teenage girls made a star?!
274
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,520
I love Peter Frampton!
275
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,120
A million and one.
276
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,440
Oh my god, my dad's here.
What am I going to do?
277
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,040
Don't worry, I'll take care of him with this!
278
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Hands down, you son of a bitch!
279
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You now what, I'll sign it myself.
280
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Peter Frampton's wrote on many things.
281
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I'll just leave the sucks part.
282
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- Hey there Steven!
- Hey man, how was Clapton?
283
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,360
Great. I got you a T-shirt.
284
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,000
"I love Chicago."
285
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,800
I didn't remember tilI got to the airport.
286
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,920
Wow, look at this place.
287
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,880
You know I was thinking I was gonna give you a nice
cash bonus but now I don't think I'm going to.
288
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,280
- You're not?
- No, check this out!
289
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,600
Eric Clapton signed this guitar.
290
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,200
- Oh my God, I love Clapton.
- Me too!
291
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That's why I'm giving you the Peter Frampton.
292
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,000
Actually, you know,
293
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,920
the store is going great, you took
care of the house so... here.
294
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,320
You're giving me the Clapton guitar?
295
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,640
Yeah, you deserve it.
296
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,080
Ohhh, yeah.
297
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,560
WB I got something bad to tell you.
298
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,920
Well, actually it's kind of funny too.
299
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:57,800
No it's mostly bad.
300
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,080
You know, I'd say 50-50 funny bad.
301
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:08,960
I threw the most freaking awesome
party here last night and well,
302
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,760
we broke your Frampton guitar.
303
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,000
What's the funny part?
304
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,600
Well I was hoping that was the funny part
because I put the "ah ah" in there.
305
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,920
It made me laugh.
306
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,400
So while I was away,
you disobeyed my wishes,
307
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,440
you used my house for a party
308
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,360
and broke something that was
extremely valuable to me?
309
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,320
I have a son!
310
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,480
- You're not mad?
- No, of course not.
311
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,320
Do I still get the Clapton guitar?
312
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,160
Oh hell, no. I can't trust you worth a damn.
313
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,920
I have a confession to make too.
314
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,520
I broke your toilet seat trying to reheat some pizza.
315
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,920
Yeah and I peed in your pool.
316
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,200
Leo, you weren't even at the party.
317
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,720
I know that's why I peed in his pool.
318
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,760
Towel,
319
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,400
succion,
320
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,080
ohhh... We're losing him.
321
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,080
Time of death,
322
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,840
8.29.
323
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,040
Murderer!
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