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Fucking hell. It's so embarrassing that I could send it wrong!

We have to stop talking trash about people in messages.

-No! -Yes. We'll have to do it like this.

Verbally, you know. Here and now.

It's so disgusting when you do that.

The thing is, I think about him when I'm messaging you.

-It's actually your fault. -Sorry.

And sorry again, 'cause I have to go.

-It's just six o'clock. -I have to go.

No! Hey, Miguel?

Could we get two beers and two shots?

-No, no, no! No way. -Yeah. Two beers, two shots.

-Okay. -All right.

-You know what? -What will you do now?

-You'll have to stay. -I'm going.

If I drink any more, I'll get so tipsy

that I'll want to drink even more, and then I'll get wasted.

But I'm meeting her parents.

Okay. What if you just get wasted now?

They'll think that's how you are, and you can be drunk every time.

-You're such a fucking jerk. -You can.

Of course I can't.

-I really have to go. -No!

But hey... Hey, listen to me. This is good.

Kurt!

-Jesus Christ. -Say hi to Asparagus.

-Ciao for now. -Ciao for now.

-Yup. -Here you go.

-Thanks. -You're welcome.

SWIPE TO ANSWER

Are you ready? One, two, three!

BELOW

Is the ramp too steep?

-No, it's... -So why don't you ring the doorbell?

I've been here for one second. I just got here.

-Okay. I guess I can help... -Yeah.

-Did you get here all right? -Yeah.

I should have met you, even though you refused.

The people at the hospital must think I'm an awful sister.

No, they know you've been sending me reed diffusers, so that's fine.

-Have you built this yourself? -No.

Do you need help?

-There. -Thanks.

-Do you need help over the sill? -No.

I thought you could sleep in here.

This was Marius' office. I've tried to make it habitable.

I think it'll be fine. Marius slept in here before they...

And you can just remove whatever you think is ugly.

What book am I reading?

That's just a dictionary. You're not supposed to read it.

This is the hallway, as you can see.

-This is Pål's room. -Okay. Cool.

Yeah. We don't have to be in here, 'cause it's just the way he left it.

We can just leave it alone.

And this is the kitchen. The kitchen island.

-Blah, blah, blah. -This looks really great.

-Thanks. -And I love your sweater.

-What, is it ugly? -No, it's nice.

You have a lot of useless stuff.

Be careful. It's fragile. No, they're a little fragile.

These are glass charms.

You put them on your glass so you know who it belongs to.

-Okay. -I'll show you.

-So you know whose glass it is. -Oh, I see. Neat.

Yeah. But we don't have to use them when it's just the two of us.

No.

But just make yourself at home, Fanny.

There's no need to be polite and ask for things.

Just take whatever you like of food or creams or melons.

Help yourself to whatever you like.

Do as you please, basically. Make yourself at home.

Okay. I think I'll withdraw from the role of hostess.

Yeah.

I think about you a lot.

-Oh my God! -What?

That's really incestuous.

Can you please... No, never mind.

Jesus Christ. It's fine. I'm fine.

Great.

-Thanks for letting me stay here. -You can stay as long as you want.

-You don't mean that? -No, but you know what I mean.

Is there anything I forgot to mention?

Yeah, I'm wondering if I could have a glass of wine.

Please don't be polite. That makes it harder for both of us.

Where's your wine, then, you cunt?

Okay. I don't have any wine. I'm having a dry month, so...

Fam.

No, I just...

-I think... -You just have to...

You have to move sideways.

I think... No, I think it's too narrow.

Yes.

We've now learned that old houses have differently-sized doorways.

The olden days were really frustrating.

-Pål won't mind me sleeping here? -It's fine.

-And you don't mind? -Let me think...

This is clean, but you can get adult bed linen instead.

-No, that's... -I'll take this.

And it's great if you don't touch those dinosaurs.

They're lined up according to which era they lived in.

Triassic, Jurassic, Cretaceous...

It took me two hours, so it's great if you don't touch them.

-Do you need help? -No, thank you.

I'm going to work.

I put the remotes on the table, and the spreads are in the fridge.

-Thank you. -Call if you need anything.

-Do you know where your phone is? -Yeah, I think so.

It's important that you know that before I leave.

Yeah... It's on the sink.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

And the fire extinguisher is under the sink.

-I'd say that to anyone. -Yeah. Bye.

Bye!

I love how generic this house looks after the refurbishment.

I didn't water the plants, but I brought everything you asked for.

-I brought something for myself too. -Okay?

From my stuff in my apartment?

I've never seen you use this.

It's part of a costume that I think might offend people.

-So I can have it? -Yeah.

I'm not criticizing you for not asking about my life,

because I know you have enough to worry about, but...

What's happening in my life is that I've met a wonderful man.

That's great, Mom. He's not an Indian, I hope?

Almost. He was a refugee in his youth.

He's seen war. God, his story is so powerful.

And he has a powerful personality.

-A very powerful body. -Okay.

I want you and Fam to come for dinner,

so you can meet him, and vice versa.

Yeah, that sounds nice.

Are you thinking about suicide?

Are you thinking about suicide?

No, I'm not.

I understand if you're considering it.

Yeah...

-No. -Okay.

Do you feel stupid every time you try? "Will I manage?"

Most of the time, it looks like...

You know those tanning bed goggles that only cover your eyeballs?

And here are the tracks for the lift.

That's fine. I just have to check the incline of the stairs.

-Can you just take them with you? -Sure.

-Hey! -Hi!

-This looks good. -Yes, doesn't it?

-So high-tech. -Yes.

-Does this mean you'll be back soon? -I think so.

Hold on, when is the voluntary work?

-This stairway is quite tricky. -I see.

What did you say?

-The stairway is really narrow. -You think so?

Because Gard, our janitor, has measured it.

-Yes, but... -So it should be fine.

I guess he hasn't done a good job of it.

You need a gap of 86 centimeters from the seat unit.

Right? So in case there's a fire, and you're on your way down,

it will be hard for the other residents to get past you.

It'll be really slow.

The best solution might be for them to just jump over me.

-No, I mean... -Maybe a smaller lift.

A Hiro 160.

Yes, but we've already measured for both the Hiro and the 260.

I'm sorry.

Sorry for eavesdropping,

but are you saying she's not allowed to live here, basically?

Isn't that a little harsh?

No, that's not what she's saying.

Because we talked about applying for a...

-What did you call it? -Dispensation.

Yes, you can talk to a fire safety advisor, if you want.

-Yeah, that... -But I wouldn't recommend it.

It's really expensive, and it's hard to get an exemption.

You don't get what I'm saying, damn it.

I have an apartment up there!

I need a stair lift to get into it, so I need it right now, actually.

-It's up to you. -Right? So we'll apply.

-Thank you so much. -You're welcome.

The user has to apply and pay for it.

The user?

Right. And I guess that would be me.

-Sorry. Excuse me. -That's all right.

-You all right? -Yeah.

-Hi. Is that you? -Oh, yeah. Hi, Helene.

-Have you moved back home too? -No.

No.

-How are you? -Well... Just...

-Just fine. -Yeah.

Yeah. I can't pretend

that I don't see that you're sitting in one of those.

That would have been weird, yeah.

-How long will you have to do that? -I'll have to sit in this forever.

Oh. Forever. I see.

Right.

But miracles can happen. I read about people all the time

who are told they'll never walk, and suddenly, they're walking.

They probably had stretched nerve fibers,

but mine are torn, and the connections are broken.

-So I think that's different. -Yeah.

-But you never know. -Yes, I do.

Okay.

But you know what? You're taking it really well.

If it were me, I'd just lie down and die.

When something like this happens, I guess you find your inner warrior.

Your inner warrior. I'd like to find that.

-Yeah. -I could really use it.

Yeah. Maybe someday.

-Can I grab something for you? -No, I'm not buying booze.

No? Okay.

Excuse me. I'll just...

I'm getting a bottle of red wine too, so...

-It was really nice to see you. -Great to see you.

You know what? You're amazing.

Fanny!

Hi!

How did you find me here?

You said at the hospital that you'd stay with your sister.

Until you get that stair lift.

Right.

I must have been high on morphine, 'cause I can't remember saying that.

-I don't have coffee or anything. -That's fine.

Coffee can lead to a miscarriage, so...

Fam would freak out if you miscarried on the couch.

Should I sit somewhere else?

No, I... Well, it was just...

But what are you doing here?

The woman who ran over the two of you...

She has contacted me, and she would like to meet.

I wanted to wait until you were out of Sunnaas,

so the two of us could set a date.

Right.

You could just meet her without me.

Oh? Why don't you want to come?

Why would I want to?

I mean, we're both bereaved.

I thought it might be good to put a face to that car,

or vice versa.

So all the parties can get rid of any grudges.

Get some closure, so you can...

-So it doesn't lead to bitterness. -I don't hold any grudges.

That's great. I don't either.

But it might be good for her sake.

I think it would be nice if we could meet her

and tell her we're not mad at her, so she can move forward, and...

Are you nuts?

Oh, come on! It'll be one quick meeting where we say,

"We forgive you," and she can move forward.

I'm just...

I'm paralyzed from the navel down

and trapped in a furniture catalog

with people who bombard me with visits,

so I have enough on my plate with moving forward myself, really.

I'm sorry I said it like that.

Sometimes, I get fixated on my own ideas of how things should be.

It's scary not having anyone to put me in my place.

Kurt used to give it to me straight. Like, "Now you're acting crazy."

I'll come.

No, now I've just pressured you into it.

I'll go with you to the pardoning. You won't have to do it alone.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

Maybe it's a little freaky to use this coat.

-It's just so warm and comfy. -I know.

I used to borrow it, and I think I peed on it once.

Ew!

See you soon. Yeah.

Okay. I'll just sort it out, then, and set a date.

They're traveling from Sogndal, you see.

Okay. Great.

Hey, just let me know if you want to grab lunch before then.

-Or dinner. -Yeah.

Okay. This made me really happy. Thank you so much. Bye!

...the way I remember it.

You'll have to wait and see what it looks like.

You could do it if you quit smoking.

I'd rather sit here and smoke.

-Here. For your nails. -I'm just swallowing them.

Fanny. It looks like you've put them in a pencil sharpener.

-You shouldn't have nails like that. -Stop it. I'll finish this one.

Ew!

It's insane that you've kept Onion and Fly alive for so long.

Hey, I'm actually someone's mother.

We've replaced Onion once and Fly twice, I think.

They get aneurysms and strokes, so you have to replace them.

-But all parakeets look the same. -Birdist.

Pål wanted me to have them,

so I wouldn't get lonely when he moved to his dad.

He has some really empathetic sides, I think.

I've seen it several times.

That makes me happy.

So you haven't started drinking yet.

Remember that we're still at home.

When we get to Cyprus, we can even give away a bottle.

What have you done today?

Oh my God! Do you know who I met?

Needy-Helene. She looks so fucking shabby.

-Have you seen her? -You just love trash-talking.

That's actually what binds humanity together.

And now that I'm in a wheelchair,

she can't lie about her invisible problems anymore.

I don't want to trash-talk. Don't include me.

I'm not interested, thank you.

-Please! -Nope.

-I have no one to vent to anymore. -Okay.

-Can't you just listen? -No, I don't want to.

-You don't have to say anything. -No. I believe in karma, Fanny.

Okay.

PSYCHOLOGIST MIA

Would you look at that.

-You're Mia's daughters? -Yes.

Radin. Welcome.

How do you like to be carried?

Like by a fireman, maybe?

Let's see...

-How was Mom able to bag you? -She's just amazing.

And those eyes... Oh my God, those eyes!

-Do you have the same eyes? -No, we don't.

-Where should I put you? -The corner is fine.

And maybe you could turn...

-Yeah. -Like that?

-That's perfect, actually. -All good?

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Fucking hell.

That's neat. Fam!

-What? -Can you smell my butt?

-Does it smell sweaty? -No! What are you doing?

He carried me with my butt right here.

I have to know if it smells like ass.

-Is your back all right? -Yes, it's fine.

-Hello! -Hi.

-Here you go. -Yes.

Hi, Fanny. Hi.

-Here you go. -Thanks.

Well, these are my lovely daughters.

"Fam" actually means "woman" in French. Femme.

-Fanny... -Is a female sex organ in English.

Fanny is named after Fanny and Alexander.

It's a fantastic movie by Ingmar Bergman from the '80s.

But you were of course preoccupied with other things back then.

The '80s were a dramatic time for Radin.

War.

-But it's fine now. -Yes.

Thank you for introducing me to your lovely family, Mia.

And thank you for the warm welcome.

-Oh, the food. -Yes, the food.

What's up with the hugging?

He actually seems completely normal.

This might actually be nice.

It must be strange to get to know yourself all over again.

I don't notice much of a difference. I sat on my ass before this, too.

Oh God!

I have to take this off. Do I look weird? I'm so hot.

-Does my hair look weird? -No, you look great.

Is it common to move in with family after Sunnaas?

I haven't moved in. I'll live in my own apartment. I just...

I just...

My apartment needs to be adapted, and I need a stair lift, and...

It's so great of you, Fam, to open your home in your situation.

Christ, I'd be nuts if I didn't.

She'd have to live in an old folks' home.

I only wish I could share her with you.

It hurts that I'm not able to help. It's sad.

Uncomfortable. Crémant?

Yes. Absolutely.

I'm a little curious. You have a son, Pål, right?

-How old is he? -He's three.

-I heard he lives with his dad? -Yes.

-Is that all right with you? -Yes, of course. Absolutely.

It's perfectly all right. Both of them are boys, you know.

And Marius' parents have a lot of horses.

The air is great up there, so...

They should keep a close watch on their horses.

It's trendy to have sex with animals nowadays.

-But... -I see it in my clients.

Don't be so judgmental. They're only human, just like you.

I haven't had sex with animals.

Are you her patient?

I met your mom when she gave me a personality test

for a reality show.

-Oh! -I see.

But I didn't make the first move.

What reality show will you be in, Radin?

She disqualified me.

She said I couldn't participate in the show because of my past.

-War refugee. -Yeah. But that's fine.

Just between us, I think she wanted me to herself.

-Cute story. -Cute story.

-Twintuition. -We're not identical.

We're just half-assed twins.

She's fucking her damn patient!

She gets patients to her office and fucks them there.

It's 100% fucking illegal, but she had to become a criminal.

It's no wonder Mom has a five-star rating.

That's not funny at all, Fanny.

Could I just take a quick bath?

Can you stop being polite and just take a fucking bath?

Yes, but you don't have to yell.

Yes, Fanny, because this is my home, and I can yell as much as I want!

It cost a lot of money, and the point of a house

is to make a lot of noise without the neighbors hearing everything.

Wow!

Okay.

Can I come in?

-Hi. Would you like some wine? -Yes.

Oh my God. Thank you.

Let's see...

-Would you like to come in? -Absolutely not.

Grown-ups shouldn't take baths together.

Okay.

Shit, that was good.

Jesus Christ.

Needy-Helene looks so fucking shabby.

I sometimes run into her at the supermarket, you know.

-Don't you want to trash-talk? -Sure.

I just need to get in the zone. You took me by surprise.

-Are you tipsy? -A little.

-I drink every night, actually. -Okay.

I've been drinking a lot ever since Pål and Marius moved out.

-Drinking and renovating. -So the house isn't all that safe?

I'm so glad that Marius is out of your life.

He was so fucking dull. Damn, what a boring person!

It's actually good that he cheated.

-Now he has a little edge. -Can we not talk about Marius?

No.

Hey...

I can move into an old folks' home if this will take a while.

-Do you want that? -No, but maybe you want me to?

-I mean... -If I did, I'd tell you.

You'd never tell me that.

-Yes, I would. -Okay.

But we should have a code word in case you change your mind.

Just say "glass charms," and I'll move out.

I'm not going to say "glass charms" when I want you to move out.

Would you like some bath salts with cactus and pitaya?

Do you seriously have bath salts with cactus and pitaya?

-Yes. -Okay.

Okay, okay, okay.

Subtitles: Aleksander Kerr plint.com