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[My Uncanny Destiny]

[Wanshou Hall]

[My Uncanny Destiny]

[Episode 7]

Aren't you going to assassinate me?

I give you the chance.

Here is no ambush.

You threw a knife at me?

It never occurred to me that

the person I entrusted for life

would throw a knife at me.

You...

Put away your hypocrisy.

Didn't you enter the palace

just to assassinate me?

You yelled at me?

How could you yell at me?

Did I?

I...

Don't repeat the old tricks

and try to give me a runaround with grievances.

Okay, don't you want to know the truth?

I'll show you the truth.

So comfortable.

How dare you

lie to me?

Your Majesty.

I don't dare.

We had to do it just

because of my infatuated daughter.

Please spare us, Your Majesty.

Please spare us, Your Majesty.

Please spare us, Your Majesty.

Daughter?

Your Majesty.

These are found at Xiguan Department.

Liu Xuanming won't trust me easily,

so we have to do two things.

I will do the first thing.

I'll ask Queen Mother

to convince Liu Xuanming

that I truly have feelings for him,

and I will not hesitate to force marriage to Queen Mother for him.

You need to do

the second thing,

and the sooner the better.

We have to finish before Liu Xuanming finds out about us.

What?

Draw as many portraits of Liu Xuanming

as possible.

Portraits?

No way.

We can't draw.

We can't.

I can do it.

These were all painted by Sanmei before entering the palace.

Sanmei met Your Majesty once by chance,

and vowed to marry you ever since.

Later, our family was in decline,

and we entered the palace as eunuchs.

In order to help Sanmei realize her ambition,

we thought of digging a tunnel to get close to Your Majesty.

You also arranged

to let her save me that time?

Your Majesty.

We told Sanmei

about your trip.

Sanmei planned to take the opportunity to approach Your Majesty.

But she didn't expect that you were assassinated.

So she was desperate to save you.

Are you also the ones hiding in the closet

after stunning the guards?

Your Majesty, we'd like to dig to the bedchamber.

So we tried to get in the bedchamber

to find the most suitable exit.

The closet is the safest

and least likely to be discovered.

You three

did such absurd things for her.

Your Majesty.

She's

my only daughter.

Whatever she wants,

I will try my best

regardless of the cost.

Your Majesty, please spare us.

Your Majesty, please spare us.

Dad!

Your Majesty, please spare us.

Dad.

Daughter.

My poor girl.

Sanmei. Sanmei. Sanmei.

It's so hard for us.

So hard.

How dare you!

What do you think this place is?

Stop being self-sentimental.

His Majesty is wise, mighty and brave.

There are countless women who favor him.

You are so average

that even I don't like you,

let alone His Majesty.

Do you think he's blind?

Yao Hu.

Yes.

Piss off.

Okay.

How are you?

Water.

We survived barely.

Would Liu Xuanming believe us?

As long as we don't show our slips recently,

he shouldn't suspect us.

All right.

But I don't think

Liu Xuanming is a bad person.

Could there be something hidden

about our family being exterminated back then?

Sanmei.

Don't be fooled by his appearance.

Did you fall in love with him?

Who?

Liu Xuanming?

No way.

Sanmei, don't forget that

Liu Xuanming has a sworn feud with us.

Sanmei, when shall we take actions?

Not for now.

After all, Yi Yang is keeping an eye on us.

It seems that

we can only wait until Liu Xuanming and Qimeng's wedding.

All right.

-Where is Guan? -Where is my dad?

Didn't we come back together?

He seems to have fainted.

Dad. Dad.

It should be warm heat disease.

It was because he was scared.

Guan.

Dad.

No matter what you say,

I will never believe you again.

I'm going to tear you to pieces.

I have asthma.

My medicine...

You are really good at acting.

Do you think I will believe you?

Please, save me.

Save me.

Okay.

I'll get you the medicine

and torture you slowly.

This one?

You do have a poor memory.

I'm not the one to blame this time.

What's wrong with you?

I am the best assassin in the world,

yet I am repeatedly defeated by you.

There's no point in living.

Just kill me.

Don't say that.

Think about it,

you threaten me with a knife every time.

I'm just protecting myself.

There's no use in discussing it.

Just do it.

You!

All right.

Let's make peace.

Don't even try to kill me.

And I will never lie to you again.

Okay?

Why so dark?

Why can't I see anything?

Why can't I see anything?

My eyes!

Why can't I see anything?

Why can't I see anything?

Why can't I see anything?

Do you know

what it is?

This is the face of a peerlessly handsome man.

Of course I know it.

I'm talking about this wet place.

This is tear stain.

When Sanmei was painting,

she must have shed tears of sadness

because she missed me too much.

A little hot.

Dad.

Are you feeling better?

Daughter.

Dad.

You are pinning me down.

Dad, are you feeling better?

I now feel much better

apart from wanting to go to the bathroom.

It's cold.

Thank you.

You don't have to

say that to me.

I should thank you anyway.

Dad, it should be me

thanking you.

I dreamed several times

that my father died.

But when I woke up,

I found that my father was still there.

Yes.

It gave me a sense of lost and found.

So Dad, thank you

for giving me the opportunity

to show filial piety to you.

Sanmei.

If... I mean just in case...

If I weren't your...

Look, Liu Xuanming gave us so much money.

Guan, money!

Sanmei, we are rich now!

What's wrong with you?

Get well soon.

I'll buy you delicious food.

What a fortune.

Princess Qimeng, are these all for us?

Of course.

Princess Qimeng,

you are so generous.

Princess Qimeng, how could we

receive these?

Baby, am I looking good with it?

Mom, you look gorgeous.

Mrs. Ke, you are welcome.

Xuanming has been under your care since childhood.

I should show filial respect for you.

Thank you, princess.

Ms. Ke.

I really treat you like my own sister.

Just receive them all.

Otherwise we'd be like strangers.

Princess Qimeng, since you have said so,

if I push back,

I won't be generous enough.

Baby, am I looking good with it?

Mom, it fits me better.

It fits me better.

It fits me better.

Amazing.

Qianyue.

Recently, have you heard anything about Xuanming and Sanmei?

Whenever anyone

mentions her,

I get angry.

She not only framed me up,

but also seduced His Majesty.

I have to find a chance

to punish her.

Sister, don't say that.

I think Sanmei

really likes Xuanming.

We can't be jealous.

Princess Qimeng, you are right.

Harmony is precious.

Harmony is precious.

Nonsense.

Qimeng, you are way too innocent

and kind.

Sanmei

is just a temptress.

Enough.

Look how angry Qianyue is.

Well.

Recently, a thousand war horses arrived as dowry in Tianmu City.

Xuanming and Sanmei

would go to take a look.

Let's also watch the fun.

I am not going.

I get angry

when I see that temptress.

Calm down.

Just go with me

and have a look.

The war horses of Tianmu City are extremely temperamental.

Once when my father

was on an inspection tour,

someone accidentally stabbed the war horse,

and the horse went crazy immediately,

and even kicked an attendant to death.

It's amazing.

Princess Qimeng,

your bracelet looks so nice.

If you like it,

it's yours.

Thank you, princess.

-Thank you, princess. -And Qianyue.

Whatever you like, go get it.

Since you said so,

it would be disrespectful for us to decline.

Watch out.

Don't drop anything.

Baby.

Just forget it.

You are not that temptress's opponent.

I have a way

to deal with her.

Mom.

Tianmu City is really rich.

Just take them back.

I will collect them

as your dowry in the future.

Lord Liu.

To express our sincerity in the marriage,

the Lord of Yangcheng sent thousands of war horses

as Qimeng's dowry.

Xuanming, do you like them?

The war horses of Tianmu City

live up to their reputation.

Everyone says that the war horses in Tianmu City are unparalleled in the world.

It's a pity that I don't know how to spot horses.

Bo Le once wrote a book named Art of Spotting Horses,

where the method of spotting horses is recorded in detail.

I will teach you the easiest way.

A good horse has a protruding forehead,

eyes like those of a frog

and hooves like piles of distiller's yeast.

Judging from this,

you can choose a good horse.

Xuanming

is really talented

and knowledgeable.

That's just the simplest way of spotting horses.

To judge whether it's really a good horse,

you need to observe the horse's

head,

eyes,

ears,

mouth,

nose,

chest,

abdomen,

spine,

hooves,

tail,

hair,

tendons,

skeleton

and flesh.

It turns out that Sanmei also knows about the way of spotting horses.

It's nothing difficult.

Even fools know it.

These are tribute horses from Tianmu City.

How could you ride it?

Nice horse.

With them,

Xuanyue City will be with might doubled.

Sanmei, watch out!

-Xuanming, watch out! -Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Xuanming!

Liu Xuanming, find a way to make it stop.

Liar!

You said that the horse would stop when tired.

But it got tired in water.

I am so cold!

I've only just met the horse, so I'm not familiar with it.

You said

and did everything you could.

Now you say you are not familiar with it.

Someone

doesn't even know how to speak.

You never did what you said,

never understood what you did,

never listened to what you understood,

and always made mistakes.

But you never admitted a fault.

It's all your fault.

Alright, my bad.

Even if it can't stand it anymore.

You are hungry.

You are hungry.

You never listened to others...

Tan Rang.

Look what I brought you.

I don't think

I can see.

I went to the imperial hospital,

and the imperial doctor prescribed to treat your eyes.

Five Qian of immature tangerine and three cups of pure water.

At least one day, at most one thousand days, you will be healed.

I don't think

I will believe you.

I am talking seriously.

I am a princess.

How could princesses lie?

Are you willing to believe me one last time?

Look.

This is what I took with great difficulty.

How beautiful it is.

Just make do with it.

Mix them.

And take a try.

Here.

Take a try.

Does it taste good?

Take more.

Here.

Have some more.

Here.

No.

Take it yourself.

And one more...

What happened to you, Sanmei?

Sanmei.

What a sunny day.

The sunshine.

What a handsome man.

Kiss.

Sanmei. Sanmei.

Calm down, Sanmei.

I am very conservative.

I am very conservative.

Sanmei.

If you do this again,

I will take actions.

Kiss.

Sanmei, I know your feelings.

However, the more distracted and infatuated you are,

the more you should restrain yourself and return to propriety,

and live up to the doctrine of Confucius and Mencius.

As the old saying goes,

there are certain things that gentlemen do and not do.

A gentleman's actions are moral.

A gentleman's words must be justified.

A gentleman's conduct is in line with justice.

As a gentleman, he should be honest when he is poor, righteous when he is rich,

kind to the living, and mournful to the dead.

These four virtues cannot be pretended,

but should be possessed by himself. His behavior is extremely humble

and his speech is extremely tame.

Those who let these virtues

flow freely in the limbs

and skin, and still refuse to give up

until the time of gray hair and baldness, are probably only saints!

As the old saying goes,

there are certain things that gentlemen do and not do.

Your Majesty!

Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

-Your Majesty! Your Majesty! -Your Majesty!

Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

Liu Xuanming,

what did you do to me last night?

Did you forget about

last night?

What happened last night?

Sanmei. Sanmei.

Calm down, Sanmei.

I am very conservative.

Over there.

Yes.

Don't be shy.

It's normal to be mesmerized

by my looks.

Wow.

So exciting.

Stop crying.

Yao Hu.

It would never be your turn to cry.

The tribute horses of Tianmu City are a lavish gift.

Ke Qianyue from the inner city

hurt the ponytail, disregarded law and discipline.

She is against the law and reason, and is full of evil.

According to the law, she will be punished

for washing thousands of horses, so as to serve as an example to others.

Mr. Horse.

I'll wash your crupper in a while.

Don't kick me.

Have you heard?

His Majesty and Sanmei were in rags in the grove,

and they were discovered by Yao Hu and Princess Qimeng.

Shall we go to the grove

tonight?

Listen.

His Majesty and Sanmei were

in the grove...

I am too embarrassed to say it.

Is it true?

The birds in the forest were stunned and all flew out.

Even the nearby mountains trembled.

His Majesty and Sanmei made a solemn pledge of love.

His Majesty promised to marry Sanmei.

Listen.

Keep it a secret.

Don't worry, my lips are sealed.

Come here.

Let me tell you.

His Majesty and Sanmei

were having fun last night

in the grove.

Is it true?

Their clothes were torn.

And they were caught red-handed by Ms. Ke.

Don't tell anyone else.

Don't worry. I will keep it a secret.

Come here.

Listen.

Don't tell anyone else.

It's so embarrassing.

The imperial doctor has checked on Sanmei

and said that she's pregnant with His Majesty's child.

Bailu, you bullied Sanmei hard before.

You are done.

Daughter, how could you

do such an absurd thing as a girl?

You are embarrassing us.

Dad, how could I...

Sanmei, stop making excuses.

Now every man might be your husband.

It should be everyone knows it.

-It's the same. -It's the same.

Sanmei, I don't want to blame you.

But you are a girl.

A girl should cherish her good name.

Enough.

Save it.

So embarrassing.

I am ashamed for you.

Gosh.

Domestic shame shouldn't be made public.

You have embarrassed the Guan family.

Now the word that you are pregnant

has spread in the inner city.

Do you believe it?

Of course I don't believe it.

How could you do such a thing?

You have no idea how exaggerated the rumors in the inner city are these days.

In a few days,

I guess I can be a grandma.

Why are you laughing?

Isn't that good?

Haven't you noticed that the servants in the inner city

are respectful to you now?

In a few days, you can walk around Xuanyue City sideways.

Why should I walk around Xuanyue City sideways?

How about

flipping around?

Vertically?

Walking in the sky?

How to walk in the sky?

So naive.

I washed the horses all day today.

Xuanming and Sanmei really love each other.

We should be happy for them.

Be happy for them?

Princess Qimeng, you are so innocent.

I can't wait to kill that temptress.

Maybe it's my fate.

No one could

manage it with effort.

Just like some people live long

and others live short.

Some people didn't die if they fall off a cliff.

Some people choked to death after drinking tea.

I really hope that

tea can choke her to death.

There is no poison in the tea.

How could you kill her?

Sanmei.

Ms. Ke was ignorant before

and offended you.

She ordered me to make this hangover tea.

Please forgive her.

Those who act like a snob like you

are everywhere.

I don't have enough time

to be angry with you.

I'll stay on my knees

till you drink this tea.

Have you poisoned the tea?

I...

I...

I dare you.