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[My Uncanny Destiny]

Mom.

His Majesty brought back a stray woman from who knows where,

[Episode 2]

[My Uncanny Destiny]

and I can tell by her looks that she's like a dung beetle digs its way into a peanut:

what a bad nut.

It is said that she should be rewarded for saving His Majesty,

however,

she made her way straight into His Majesty's bedchamber.

Mom.

You are His Majesty's wet nurse,

and he drank your milk growing up.

You should step in to stop this nonsense.

Baby,

why are you panicking?

You are Ke Qianyue,

the great Ms. Ke.

His Majesty is yours,

and no one can snatch him from you.

Your father died early,

so I shouldered all the hardships

to raise you,

and it took me a handful of effort, too.

You can't rely on me for everything.

You should

work hard

and make your own effort, too.

Mom.

I've gritted my teeth, taken a fart,

and taken a load of effort,

but who can blame me if His Majesty never took the bait?

How can His Majesty

feel nothing

[Toilet]

to a knockout like me?

Look, baby.

I heard that

Princess Qimeng from Tianmu City is coming to visit.

Princess Qimeng

is called the Beauty of the City,

and she has the appearance of being absolutely magnificent

and overwhelming.

You mustn't let your guard down.

Forget it.

I'll take them down one by one,

starting from this little temptress.

OK.

You truly are my daughter.

You possess the demeanor of mine when I was your age.

Torture her to the death.

Your Majesty.

Your Majesty.

Your Majesty, are you there?

How strange.

Why are there no guards at all tonight?

Your Majesty?

Your Majesty, are you there?

What's up?

We almost killed the wrong person just now.

Lemme see.

You little temptress,

you are nowhere near

as good-looking as I am,

and you're trying to seduce His Majesty?

You are so bold and shameless.

Lemme add some cuts to your face

and see how you can seduce men with that.

Your Majesty.

When the water in Chamber of Baths is ready, I'll come to report.

No, she's coming.

You must have known my identity a long time ago,

so you came to my rescue.

Lucky for you,

you've made a good move.

If you are fortunate enough to survive,

I will reward you handsomely.

Your Majesty.

Your Majesty. The water in Chamber of Baths is ready.

I see.

How vulgar.

Good heavens.

It freaked me out.

I thought I was dead meat.

If they find out that we drugged the guards for the next shift into unconsciousness,

they will definitely strengthen the security.

If that happens,

we won't find such a good opportunity.

I wanna go back to see my mom.

I miss my daughter, too.

Why are your hands shaking?

When I'm nervous, my hands shake for no reason.

This might be what they call a "handshake".

Who are you?

Why am I here?

Where am I?

Who am I?

Sanmei.

Did you forget that

we came here

to assassinate His Majesty?

Ye Zhaonan is such a treacherous weasel that

he sent out assassins to kill me

as soon as I step into the boundaries of Muxi City.

The people of Muxi are deceitful by nature.

Otherwise, the former lord would not have fallen for their treacherous schemes

and died exasperated at them.

Your Majesty,

we'd better wait until after the marriage with Tianmu City

before our next move.

Right,

the woman who saved me...

We're trying to figure out who she is.

But we haven't found anything yet.

Why did she cross-dress for no reason?

Maybe,

she wanted to get close to Your Majesty.

Remember that trip?

Two women pretended to be weak and sick,

and when they were about to faint,

they insisted on fainting in Your Majesty's arms.

How bold they were.

Yao Hu.

You have such strong hands,

why don't you work as a blacksmith instead?

I'll be more gentle, more gentle.

Who made Your Majesty too magnificent

and handsome

that you often make women

lose control of themselves?

[Ye Zhaonan]

I'm your oldest brother.

I'm your second oldest brother.

My child.

Dad?

Right.

You are Sanmei, the youngest daughter of our three siblings.

His Majesty listened to the slander

and had our whole family beheaded.

We have a family of several hundred people,

but only the four of us

managed to escape.

So, to avenge our family,

we infiltrated the palace

to assassinate His Majesty.

To assassinate His Majesty.

My oldest brother,

why did you want to kill me?

In order for you to get close to His Majesty,

we arranged for you

to rescue him.

You got this injury

while rescuing him.

We found out that you lost your memory,

so your oldest brother

wanted to help you restore your memory.

Because you lost memory due to injury,

we want to repeat the scenario.

Then,

how did I save His Majesty?

It's not important, Sanmei.

The important thing is that

by saving him,

you've merited opportunities to get close to His Majesty

to assassinate him.

Sanmei.

The revenge of dozens of people in our family

-is in your han- -Wait a minute.

What you just said

was hundreds of people.

It's not important, Sanmei.

The important thing is that

you mustn't

let us

down.

Sanmei.

We are counting on you, Sanmei.

My daughter.

Avenge our whole family.

Avenge them.

Sanmei.

Do you remember?

Dad?

Dad!

-My poor daughter. -Dad.

Guan, it's not like I'm blaming you,

but didn't you say there was a sign of auspiciousness?

Where is it?

Nonsense.

What my fortune-telling result says is that

nothing will go wrong with our plan and our benefactor will nod.

Maybe that girl is our benefactor.

What benefactor?

I'm afraid that she will get us into trouble.

See, let's head back now

and just kill Liu Xuanming.

Keep it down.

Kill, what do you want to kill?

Even if there's a mistake,

it has nothing to do with us.

The inner city is too big

for them to find us.

Moreover, what she saw was three guards.

And what are we?

We are

eunuchs.

See what dumb looks you have.

Don't you think the three of us are doing something a bit unethical?

What unethical?

There you go.

Be gentle.

Let's go.

Are you awake?

Who on earth are you?

Why did you cross-dress?

Report!

Your Majesty.

Some people from Muxi were captured outside the city,

and those who resisted

were executed on the spot.

Keep the rest

in the city as slaves.

Aye.

His Majesty listened to the slander

and had our whole family beheaded.

By saving him,

you've merited opportunities to get close to His Majesty

to assassinate him.

You mustn't let us down.

Those detestable people from Muxi.

Help!

There are assassins!

Your Majesty.

There are assa-

Where are they?

Your Majesty, there were clearly two assassins here just now.

And there was a lecher who wanted to molest me.

Ke Qianyue,

why are you hiding in the closet?

I...

happened to be passing by.

You happened to be passing by the closet of my bedchamber?

Well...

Drop a coin by accident,

what a coincidence.

It just comes to my mind that

I have other things to take care of.

I have to go.

Your Majesty.

I...

Have to go.

Come back.

What's the matter?

I have received a secret message

from my spies in Muxi City.

[Lord of Muxi is ill and will not hold court.]

Ye Zhaonan is ill.

He is in retreat to recuperate.

As soon as we came back from Muxi City,

he fell ill.

How fishy.

Ye Zhaonan.

Don't you die.

I am the one who will kill you.

Well, I...

Come back.

Ask someone to clean up the study room.

I'm going to sleep there

tonight.

This lady...

She's injured.

Just let her rest here.

You sleep separately?

Do you think she can take advantage of me?

My bad.

I am on it.

By the way,

I forgot to

ask your name.

My name is

Sanmei.

Rustic.

Baby.

I am with you.

And the two of you.

After going in,

use all your strength

to punish

that goblin.

See if she dares to live in His Majesty's bedroom.

Show her

who has the final say in Xuanyue City.

Understand?

Yes.

[Toilet]

Baby, come here.

Don't worry, Mom.

If she dares to rob my man,

she's asking for

her own death.

Bailu.

Yes.

Xiaoshuang.

Yes.

Let's go.

-Let's go. -Yes.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Greetings to Mrs. Ke, Ms. Ke.

Let's go.

Temptress!

Let me.

Get up.

Mom.

Her saliva!

Step aside.

Let me.

You!

Be gentle.

Let go.

Be gentle.

It hurts.

How dare you be rude to Mrs. Ke?

Don't do this.

Let her go.

Mrs. Ke.

Mom.

How dare you

kick me?

Who are you?

So noisy in the morning.

You disturbed my sleep.

Good for you!

My mother is His Majesty's wet nurse.

Both His Majesty and Queen Mother are respectful to my mother.

How dare you be rude to my mother?

Exactly.

The guilty party files the suit first.

I was sleeping here.

But you acted rudely.

Is this where you can sleep?

Exactly.

Even I haven't slept here.

It will never be your turn.

You are apparently

courting death.

Courting death!

Exactly.

Tell me

what you did to His Majesty last night.

Last night?

Last night...

Last night

was a dark and windy night.

His Majesty

suddenly pushed me onto the bed.

And then?

Then he took off my clothes

one by one.

And then?

I said

no!

And then?

He said

I want you.

I want you.

And then?

Then?

Then I fought

again and again.

And then?

But

I failed.

How could you fail?

I'm also wondering

why I failed.

What is the use of self-reflection now?

Mom.

She took the virginity of His Majesty.

Baby, don't cry.

His Majesty lost his head for the moment.

He was wide awake

last night.

Shut up.

Mom.

Shut up.

I don't want to live anymore.

I am going to die.

Baby.

He also told me last night...

Shut up.

You temptress!

Let's see.

Baby, don't do this.

Mrs. Ke.

Piss off.

Don't do this.

Mrs. Ke.

His Majesty wants to see you.

His Majesty?

I tossed and turned last night

and couldn't fall asleep.

I thought all night

and finally figured out how to reward you.

Just stay by my side

and rub my back for me.

Is it a reward?

All right.

Don't take your undeserved gain for granted.

You must be happy

inside.

Why are you still standing there?

Yes.

Left.

Right.

Haven't you eaten anything?

By saving him,

you've merited opportunities to get close to His Majesty

to assassinate him.

We are counting on you, Sanmei.

Avenge our whole family.

You come on to me again.

The water is very shallow.

I really can't give you girls any chance.

Otherwise, you will try your best to take advantage of me.

I don't understand

why you are so conceited.

Not only are you not outstanding,

you are even extremely ordinary.

You have an ordinary appearance,

an ordinary IQ,

and

an ordinary figure.

There are many men

who are better than you in the world,

just like the stars

in the night sky.

You!

You what?

Don't you look at yourself while taking a bath?

Why do you think that

all the women in the world will take advantage of you?

How dare you!

You have never seen

how those women looked at me.

People who are greedy for pork

don't necessarily want to marry a pig.

How dare you compare me with a pig?

Even the pig isn't angry,

why are you angry?

Yao Hu.

Hand her over to the Shanggong Department

to teach her the manner.

[Yongshou Palace]

We went to visit her out of good intentions.

But when she saw us,

she beat us up.

She doesn't take you seriously.

Is she really so presumptuous?

Queen Mother.

No offense.

But we don't know the origin

of the goblin brought back by His Majesty.

Maybe

she is the spy of Muxi City.

If she hurts His Majesty,

what should we do?

Queen Mother.

Maybe she's a prostitute.

What if she passed an STD

to His Majesty?

That temptress can't be kept.

Anyway,

she saved His Majesty.

If we punish her,

who else dares to save His Majesty

in the future?

Queen Mother!

Queen Mother is right.

She did save His Majesty.

We can't punish her at will.

Greetings to Queen Mother.

A few Muxi women were captured from outside

and sent here to serve as slaves.

In addition,

His Majesty sent the girl who saved her

to Shanggong Department.

Nonsense!

Why was she sent to Shanggong Department?

Qianyue.

Find her a pushover

and treat her well.

Queen Mother, don't worry.

I will definitely

treat her well.

This time,

you fall into my hands.

I will make your life hard

and eager to die.

Listen carefully.

In the main city of Xuanyue City,

I have the final say.

Have the final say.

Anyone who dares to oppose me

is opposing His Majesty.

Opposing His Majesty.

Also,

don't you have any wishful thinking

about opposing His Majesty.

Wishful thinking!

His Majesty

is mine.

Mine!

Ms. Ke's!

Besides,

in Xuanyue City...

Where are my dad and two elder brothers?

Why did they disappear

after that night?

Do you know who I am?

Listen.

I am the Commanderial Prince

granted by the former lord.

Now I'm in charge

of you Muxi people.

If you dare to be disobedient,

I will beat you

to death.

What are you looking at?

Go.

Hurry up.