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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:09,635 All right, hold on. I got the turn up here. 2 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:20,354 0h! How cool was that? 3 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:22,231 That was way cool! 4 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:29,071 - My turn. - Sorry, that's not allowed. 5 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:30,990 I just signed 15 pages of forms saying 6 00:00:31,115 --> 00:00:34,202 - you gotta rideon the back. - I don't see any lawyers around. 7 00:00:34,327 --> 00:00:36,287 - You know that's not the point. - No. 8 00:00:36,412 --> 00:00:39,290 You just wanna keep all the fun to yourself. 9 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:41,709 Come on, dad! 10 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:45,171 You go over 15, we're pulling over, all right? I mean it. 11 00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:47,632 - You're the best. - All right, get on there. 12 00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:49,842 - Put on your goggles. - Okay. 13 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,803 - Ready? - Got the clutch in? 14 00:00:52,929 --> 00:00:54,931 All right, that's my boy. 15 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:11,489 Adam, you're going too fast, slow it down! 16 00:01:14,659 --> 00:01:17,662 I mean it, you're going too fast. Slow down! 17 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:19,080 Adam! 18 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:25,336 Adam! 19 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:29,006 Let go of the throttle! 20 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:34,302 Adam! 21 00:01:34,679 --> 00:01:36,430 Adam! No! 22 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:14,427 Paramedic: What've you got? Sixteen-year-old, status post, 23 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:16,345 atv crash, 40% burns on his body. 24 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:17,888 Nasotracheal intubation. 25 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:19,890 Start a bag of lactated ringer's, wide open... 26 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:22,016 - Will he be okay? - We'll be with you when we can. 27 00:02:22,101 --> 00:02:23,561 Get him out! 28 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,563 Wait, wait, wait! 29 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:28,733 Nurse: I'll start fluids. Let's go get him hooked up. 30 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:31,986 Surgeon: Watch the line. 31 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:53,674 - Been looking for you. - Been avoiding you. 32 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:54,884 Burn unit can handle it. 33 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:58,679 If they could handle it, they wouldn't be asking for you. 34 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,641 - Is that a journal? - Friend wrote an article. 35 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:03,934 In hindi? 36 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:07,313 They have a cutting-edge neuroscience program in India. 37 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:09,690 It says so right on the cover. 38 00:03:13,486 --> 00:03:15,654 Kid's heart rate's messed. 39 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:17,948 Tachycardia can be explained by the burn. 40 00:03:18,074 --> 00:03:20,576 I assume the burn unit knew that. 41 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:24,622 His potassium's low. 42 00:03:24,747 --> 00:03:26,624 Which can also be explained by the burn. 43 00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:29,126 Except I'm sure the burn unit's pumping him with fluids 44 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,712 which means his potassium should be going up, not down. 45 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,506 Could be amphetamines. 46 00:03:33,631 --> 00:03:35,424 Or bacteria lunching on his heart. 47 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,677 Or cardiomyopathy, or some other very bad thing. 48 00:03:38,803 --> 00:03:40,554 House: He needs an EKG. 49 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,689 Okay, no skin, no EKG. 50 00:03:50,815 --> 00:03:53,067 Chase: Is he even gonna survive the burn? 51 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:55,444 What, you got a date or something? 52 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:58,030 Forty percent of his body. 53 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:00,699 If the burns unit can prevent an infection, 54 00:04:00,825 --> 00:04:02,701 his body will regenerate maybe 10%, 55 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:05,746 surgeons will do 20 or so grafts, six months in this room, 56 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:09,291 he'll end up with a series of nasty scars, maybe some pain, 57 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:10,626 but he'll live. 58 00:04:11,377 --> 00:04:12,628 Unless his heart shuts down 59 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:17,466 'cause we can't figure out what's causing the low potassium and tachycardia. 60 00:04:18,217 --> 00:04:21,554 We need help from a Belgian doc named einthoven. 61 00:04:21,679 --> 00:04:22,972 He's dead. 62 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:26,892 While he was alive, he invented a little dittie called the galvanometer. 63 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,060 Where do we get one? 64 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:31,856 Go to any electronics store that's been open since before 1905. 65 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:35,776 There's a good chance they've got one in a corner in the basement. 66 00:04:37,153 --> 00:04:39,697 Brenda: We need an audio-visual setup for the lecture hall. 67 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:41,699 - What for? - For the lecture. 68 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:44,160 - What iectu re? - Dr. Weber's lecture. 69 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:47,872 - Who is Dr. Weber? - A neurologist, I think. 70 00:04:48,414 --> 00:04:50,291 The memo was from you. 71 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:58,799 - Where is my assistant? - She left. 72 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,092 - When? - Wednesday. 73 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,636 - Seriously? - Well, the temp agency sent someone, 74 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:03,804 but she got lost. 75 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:06,515 Well, when she gets here, fire her. 76 00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:28,829 Oh, yeah. 77 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:31,582 - Did you issue this memo? - Look at that. 78 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:34,877 Congratulations. 79 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,189 The patient that has been in a coma for two years and counting 80 00:05:37,213 --> 00:05:38,589 is still in a coma. 81 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,049 This is not my signature. 82 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:41,634 I don't know anything about this guy. 83 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:44,553 I'm supposed to introduce him? Have lunch? 84 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:49,391 - The coma patient has a migraine? - Oh, no, no, no. 85 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:51,644 No, I gave him medication to prevent a migraine. 86 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:53,312 That's a migraine. 87 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:55,523 Increased flow velocity in his cerebral arteries. 88 00:05:55,648 --> 00:05:58,442 I did subsequently give him Nitroglycerin, which could possibly... 89 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:02,530 You induced a migraine headache in a coma patient? 90 00:06:02,655 --> 00:06:06,450 I gave him a little headache, similar to the one you're giving me now. 91 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,994 Have you even read an ethical guideline? 92 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:12,039 Well, it would be wrong to try out a new migraine prevention medication 93 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:14,416 on someone who can actually feel pain. 94 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:17,628 - Did you sign this? - Yeah. 95 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:22,383 We can talk later about the appropriate discipline. 96 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:26,879 Cameron: Because of the burn, 97 00:06:26,971 --> 00:06:29,515 we can't perform any of our normal tests to see what's wrong. 98 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,101 So we're going to try a galvanometer. 99 00:06:32,685 --> 00:06:35,896 It picks up a pulse in the wrists and the ankles. 100 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:39,567 Hopefully it'll tell us why his heart rhythm is abnormal. 101 00:06:39,692 --> 00:06:42,736 - What have I done to him? I... - It was an accident. 102 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:45,114 All right? So... 103 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,449 He's got all these burns 104 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,535 and now there's something wrong with his heart? 105 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:52,580 We're trying to figure out if the two are somehow connected. 106 00:06:52,705 --> 00:06:55,666 - Had he been sick lately? - No, nothing. 107 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:57,293 Anything unusual with his behavior? 108 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:59,003 - Had he been tired a lot? - Nothing. 109 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:03,340 He was great, he was happy, he was just having a great time, and then... 110 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:06,969 If he was experimenting with amphetamines or cocaine... 111 00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:11,599 We gave him some pot about a year ago, to try... 112 00:07:11,724 --> 00:07:13,100 It was just once. 113 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:15,644 We thought if we took the mystery out of drugs and alcohol, 114 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,146 the less he'd experiment. 115 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:19,648 We'll know more after the tests. 116 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:24,445 It looks like they're gonna electrocute him. 117 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:26,947 Plug it in. 118 00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:29,992 You plug it in. 119 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:32,620 Fine. Give me the cord. 120 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:40,544 Works. 121 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:44,632 Prominent u waves. 122 00:07:44,757 --> 00:07:47,593 No inverted t wave. No ischemia. 123 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:49,386 Q wave normal. 124 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:51,805 That's not good. 125 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,853 Okay, turn it off. Turn it off! 126 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,855 - What's happening? - What is that? 127 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,315 Chase: The seizure's getting... 128 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,108 Can't you stop that? 129 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:11,950 Who electrocuted my patient? 130 00:08:12,076 --> 00:08:14,054 - He had a seizure. - Cameron: He wasn't electrocuted. 131 00:08:14,078 --> 00:08:16,622 What does the seizure tell us? Move. 132 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:17,998 What are you looking for? 133 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:21,794 Same as you are, love, acceptance, solid return on an investment. 134 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,379 Differential diagnosis. Go. 135 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:25,339 Could be epilepsy or seizure disorder. 136 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:28,884 Not with the tachycardia. It could be a virus in his brain. 137 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,095 Your specificity's impressive. 138 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:32,846 Ad renoleukodystrophy. 139 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,056 Could be Ms. 140 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,975 The seizures could be caused by plaques and lesions on the brain. 141 00:08:37,101 --> 00:08:39,603 Well, let's find out which. Get him an mri. 142 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:41,397 No nuclear imaging! 143 00:08:43,107 --> 00:08:47,486 He wouldn't survive the move to radiology. Mri and ct scan are both out. 144 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:50,864 Okay, lumbar puncture will tell us if his proteins are elevated, 145 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,116 at least we can exclude Ms. 146 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,243 We can't do a lumbar puncture either. 147 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:58,163 You're cramping my exits. 148 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:00,040 Don't tell me, no skin on his spine. 149 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:03,127 We'd be inserting a needle into an area that's teeming with bacteria. 150 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:06,106 If he doesn't have a brain infection already, we'd give him one for sure. 151 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:08,757 There's no other way to look at a brain. 152 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,927 Transcranial doppler sonography. 153 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:15,222 She said "brain", not "pregnant woman's uterus." 154 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:18,016 They do sound alike. I used one to look at a brain this morning. 155 00:09:18,142 --> 00:09:20,686 Why didn't you take the patient to radiology, get an mra? 156 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:22,896 Obviously I was doing something illegal. 157 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,315 Using nuclear imaging would have raised questions. 158 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:28,152 You're not gonna get a diagnosis of ms from a sonogram. 159 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:30,320 Not definitively, but patients with ms 160 00:09:30,446 --> 00:09:33,282 have more reactive neurons in their occipital cortex. 161 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,454 Okay then. 162 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:44,501 Thank you for all coming to today's lecture 163 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,670 by Dr. Phillip weber, 164 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,757 who is our guest today at our hospital 165 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:53,260 to talk about headaches. 166 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:58,348 Dr. Weber is at the weber center for pain, that makes sense. 167 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:01,351 Weber, weber. So please welcome Dr. Weber! 168 00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:11,987 Thank you Dr. Cuddy. 169 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,910 I suppose I should tell you a little bit more about myself. 170 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:20,996 I went to school in Virginia. 171 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:24,100 You've never been to one of these things in your life. 172 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,502 - Who is this guy? - No idea. 173 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,797 What's with the outfit? 174 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:33,091 Sudden chills and light sensitivity. 175 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:34,927 Inexplicable. 176 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:39,223 I received my medical degree at Johns Hopkins university, 177 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:42,684 where I studied under brightman and gilmar... 178 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,561 Hmm. He must be good. 179 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:47,689 You went to Hopkins, and studied under brightman and gilmar. 180 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,274 Shh. 181 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,611 Helped me win the Doyle internship at the Mayo clinic. 182 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:55,697 You were supposed to get the Doyle internship. 183 00:10:58,242 --> 00:11:01,829 This guy's Von lieberman? The guy who got you thrown out for cheating? 184 00:11:01,954 --> 00:11:05,582 The Dean threw me out. Von lieberman just ratted on me. 185 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,960 This guy's name is weber, not Von lieberman. 186 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:11,296 I call weber Von lieberman, way eviler. 187 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:12,714 Shh. 188 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:17,886 1d receptors have improved the acute treatment of migraines, 189 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,430 to this point... 190 00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:21,974 So what's the plan? 191 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:25,519 You gonna wait until he bends over and make a fart sound? 192 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:29,690 I'm not here about the past. He's a bad scientist. 193 00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:33,735 Well, you cheated off him, how bad can he be? 194 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,281 He got the answer wrong. 195 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:46,582 Doug: Are they trying to wake him up? 196 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,959 They can't do that, right? He'll be in too much pain. 197 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,420 Don't worry, he's still under. 198 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:54,590 But the brain never completely sleeps, it's always working. 199 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:58,302 Controlling your heart rate, breathing, temperature. 200 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,388 The eyes respond to visual stimuli. 201 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,473 Blood flow increases in certain areas of the brain 202 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,143 and we can track that with a sonogram. 203 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:10,564 With ms, blood vessels are more reactive, so flow is faster. 204 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,900 If Adam has an infection, 205 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,402 there'd be swelling, which would constrict the arteries. 206 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,779 And the flow would be slower. 207 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,657 Chase. Near the subarachnoid space. 208 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:31,084 Weber: Data from control subjects were analyzed of a two-way anova 209 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:34,296 with status and side as within-subject factors. 210 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:39,301 You stalked this guy for 20 years just for this shot to humiliate him? 211 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,345 I'm trying to learn. 212 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,847 Vessels without significant rebound... 213 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,516 He doesn't even know what that means. 214 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,185 You're gonna interrupt him, aren't you? 215 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,811 If I have a question. 216 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,855 And what's that gonna accomplish? 217 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:55,651 Why can't you just enjoy this? Why can't you just be happy for me? 218 00:12:55,776 --> 00:13:00,155 You have got to find less debilitating outlets than humiliating people. 219 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,617 I hear bowling is more fun than stalking. 220 00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:05,744 But I'm better at this. 221 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:08,413 If "p" is less than point-zero... 222 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,874 Blow a ton of money on a plasma TV. 223 00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,419 We found a subarachnoid bleed. 224 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:18,423 Bleed in the head isn't causing seizures. 225 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,635 It could be. 10% with damage to cerebral cortex have a seizure. 226 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,428 Or bacterial meningitis. 227 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,657 - Viral encephalitis? - There's no way to tell without... 228 00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:26,932 Shut up! 229 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,434 Excuse me. 230 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:32,104 Not you. 231 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:35,774 You know, if my lecture is interrupting your meeting, I can wait. 232 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:41,780 As your people say in India. Appreciate it. 233 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:45,575 We'll figure out why later. Fix the bleed or he dies. 234 00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,703 Talk to you in a couple hours. 235 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,969 I'm in the subarachnoid space. 236 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,180 - Can you get it? - Think so. 237 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,744 Put the probe back where it was so I can see the wire! 238 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:12,954 We're looking for the bleed in... 239 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:17,107 Look when I get there, I'm flying blind without a contrast ct here! 240 00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:30,620 And with a p-value of less than 0.001, 241 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:35,250 we have strong statistical evidence that this drug prevents migraine headaches 242 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,794 without daily administration. 243 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,047 Excuse me, doctor. 244 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,715 He knows his field better than you do. 245 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,761 It's always been my understanding that, unless you follow a daily regimen, 246 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,888 no drug can prevent a migraine. 247 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,848 That's why they call it a breakthrough. 248 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,184 That's why you call it a breakthrough. 249 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:55,395 No, the pharmaceutical company sponsoring my clinical trials 250 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,773 also hails it as a breakthrough. 251 00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,400 I'm sure your wife and lawyer do, too. 252 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:04,154 Is there anybody who doesn't stand to make a fortune from it 253 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:05,572 calling it a breakthrough? 254 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:06,865 Who are you? 255 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,326 Just a lunatic who desperately needs a hobby. 256 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,411 How exactly do these studies work? 257 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,413 Do you give this drug to a bunch of people, 258 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:17,292 and if they don't get a migraine, you go, "voila, my drug works"? 259 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,877 Excuse me, miss? 260 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,046 Do you have cancer? 261 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:25,467 Wow! Mango juice prevents cancer. 262 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:29,304 Perhaps I should have taken my medication before this lecture. 263 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:35,685 Weber: We had a very specific control group, chronic migraine sufferers. 264 00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:37,971 I don't have time to go through all the math right now, 265 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:41,358 - but the incidence was dramatically... - Sure, in India. 266 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,694 Two plus two equals five there, right? 267 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,030 Do I know you? 268 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:50,617 I know your math skills. They blow. 269 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,327 Touché. 270 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,287 You sound very familiar. 271 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:57,207 Why did you publish it in an obscure journal in India? 272 00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:02,003 Why not publish it in really, really cool head cases of south Philly? 273 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,714 Neuroscience New Delhi is a respected journal. 274 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,385 Yeah. The guy running slurp n' gulp tells me it's one of the best. 275 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,387 Get a hooker, anything. 276 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:14,224 See, I'm thinking that publishing studies is probably the easiest way 277 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,852 to get a pharmaceutical company to give you a reach-around. 278 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:20,063 And choosing ajournal that no one can actually read, well, that's... 279 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,398 That's shrewd. 280 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:25,193 - I know I know you. - Sure you do, dick. 281 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:26,611 The name's Philip. 282 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,823 My bad. Something to do with your face. 283 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:32,200 I always think your name is dick. 284 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,286 - House? - Here. 285 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:40,000 Medical school was 20 years ago. Give it a rest. Grow up. 286 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:44,796 Yeah. You were always the grown-up. Do the responsible thing, tattletale! 287 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:48,383 - You cheated! - I cheated then, you're cheating now! 288 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,342 Your drug doesn't work. 289 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:53,013 Oh, yes, you would like to believe that because it plays right into your fantasy... 290 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,098 - I tested it. - Oh, really? 291 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:58,435 What are your parameters? Where's your study? 292 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,397 Room 2134. 293 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:05,150 - One patient? - The coma patient? 294 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,278 You haven't changed a bit. 295 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:13,074 You took shortcuts in med school, you're taking shortcuts now. 296 00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:16,411 You cannot test this on an abnormal brain. 297 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,540 That's so close-minded. He's not abnormal, he's special. 298 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:24,169 Cerebral cortex atrophies in coma patients. 299 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,632 You need live, conscious people. 300 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,763 You don't know everything, house! 301 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,478 Foreman: Something that disrupts brain function. 302 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:45,357 Plaques are perfect. Interrupt neuronal communication. 303 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,609 - Ms? - No, ms is complicated. 304 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:51,488 I think this is more basic. It's just tachycardia and seizures. 305 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:54,658 How much longer the burn unit guys gonna keep him in that thing? 306 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,619 Lecture's over, let's go. House wants to... 307 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,415 Adam's waking up. 308 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,417 Get the anesthesiologist in here now. 309 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,877 Cameron: He's in pain. 310 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,464 That's not pain. 311 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,050 Need some help in here! 312 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,697 Adam had an orgasm. 313 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:20,452 What? You mean, while he was sedated... 314 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,460 What's wrong? 315 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,880 I'm having a migraine. 316 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,715 Are you okay? 317 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,217 Yes. 318 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,220 I was right. 319 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,318 I'm gonna knock you out for a couple of hours. 320 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,403 No, I got work to do. 321 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,406 Just give me sumatriptan for the pain 322 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,117 and verapamil so it doesn't recur. 323 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:08,458 I heard the patient had fun in the hyperbaric chamber. 324 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,459 Yeah. 325 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,295 Gotta schedule me some time in there. 326 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,675 Weber's meds aren't even legal in the U.S. 327 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,677 It's legal in India. 328 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,847 I was disoriented. 329 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,939 Moving around is a bad idea. 330 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,983 Hey, if you feel chest pain, you need to let me know. 331 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:36,986 Verapamil can cause congestive heart failure. 332 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,197 Nothing can hurt my heart. 333 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:46,496 Hey, you're gonna feel some dizziness. Definitely gonna be constipated. 334 00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:55,004 Differential diagnosis for getting off. 335 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,589 Is he gonna be okay? 336 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:59,217 No. Something's seriously wrong with him. 337 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:03,847 Differential diagnosis for ejaculation. 338 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,851 Don't make me say it again. 339 00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:10,145 We're not stalling, we just don't know. 340 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,438 Then guess. 341 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,858 - Could pain medication cause an orgasm? - I wish. 342 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,901 Maybe pain caused the orgasm. 343 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:20,280 You get a tattoo, the brain releases endorphins which create pleasure. 344 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:23,074 Most people don't orgasm from a needle prick. 345 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,993 House: Well, chase has a point. 346 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:28,705 The brain is like a huge train station, if the switches... 347 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,043 You're the neurologist, talk for me. 348 00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:38,256 If sensory information got misinterpreted by the medial forebrain bundle, 349 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:41,259 it's possible for bad to feel good, and good to feel bad. 350 00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:44,929 He's a lucky kid. Let's not fix him until the burns heal. 351 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:47,098 So what attacks the medial forebrain bundle? 352 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,267 Infective neuropathies, vasculitic neuropathies... 353 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,519 Krabbe's disease, metachromatic ieukodystrophy. 354 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,272 House: All very bad things. 355 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:57,150 No way to look for any of them in his condition. 356 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:58,443 Could be an infection. 357 00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,168 I said infection about eight seconds ago. 358 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,238 You listed some brain infections. 359 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:06,951 But what if it's just a regular old infection festering in the burned skin? 360 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:09,454 Pus on his arm isn't causing problems in the forebrain. 361 00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:13,249 He's on 20 different medications to manage his pain, his heart, 362 00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:14,918 how often he urinates. 363 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:17,545 His brain is like a waiter that's got too many... 364 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,298 Hey, hey. I do the metaphors. 365 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:24,093 The brain is stressed. 366 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,179 An infection elsewhere could put it over the edge. 367 00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:29,390 So we just wait for his burns to heal to see if you're right? 368 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:32,810 If you're wrong, he doesn't have that kind of time. 369 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:35,813 Dominic larrey. 370 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,691 He another dead doctor? 371 00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:41,361 He's Napoleon's surgeon in chief. 372 00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:43,154 Cleaned a lot of battle wounds. 373 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,489 By amputating legs. 374 00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:46,157 And with bugs. 375 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,123 Cameron: Maggots are implanted directly into Adam's burns. 376 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:58,169 Maggots, they eat dead people, I... 377 00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:01,589 Maggots eat dead flesh. Only dead flesh. 378 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:05,260 So they're perfectly suited to clean wounds. 379 00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:09,305 They also kill the bacteria that thrive in injured tissues. 380 00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:48,386 Dr. Jekyll, I presume. 381 00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:52,307 They found a half-eaten sheep in the zoo. The police wanna ask you a few questions. 382 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,891 I need something to wash it down. 383 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:56,060 Coffee? Bad idea. 384 00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:59,272 - You're better off with water! - Coffee's closer. 385 00:24:01,232 --> 00:24:03,192 Foolproof plan, by the way. 386 00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:05,028 Either his meds would work, 387 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:09,657 and you'd be in psychic pain because Von evil is gonna be rich. 388 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:14,329 Or they wouldn't, and you get to be in agony all day. 389 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:18,458 Perfect lose-lose situation. Very you. 390 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,336 - I had to prove... - You've proved nothing. 391 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,799 Right. This isn't a migraine. 392 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:29,719 Yeah. "Dear new england journal of medicine, 393 00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:32,430 I took this guy's drug and still got a headache. 394 00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:36,351 Thus, scientifically proving that my arch enemy is an idiot." 395 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,602 You just wanted the pain. 396 00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:41,314 Meds are supposed to prevent migraine. 397 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:42,940 You get distracted by pain. 398 00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:45,735 Leaves less room for the things you don't wanna think about. 399 00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:49,197 Like the flyers sucking, or the price of gas, 400 00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:52,617 or the fact that you pushed the love of your life out of your life. 401 00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:55,453 God, I wish the pain would go away. 402 00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:58,710 Next time you need to get your mind off her, stick a needle in your eye. 403 00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:02,585 It's less annoying to the rest of us when you can still walk. 404 00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:11,469 Cameron: Did you sleep here? 405 00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:16,390 Lower. 406 00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:18,976 Do you want a pillow? 407 00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:21,562 Not softer, lower. 408 00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:24,816 Frequency of your voice is grating. 409 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:26,567 You should've been better by now. 410 00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,319 I'm super. 411 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:29,946 Patient? 412 00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:32,990 The maggots did great for the burn. 413 00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:35,284 But the brain waves are still all over the map. 414 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:39,664 Which means your regular old infection isn't causing his brain dysfunction. 415 00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:41,582 Which means there's an underlying condition, 416 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:44,335 which means we've gotta get inside his head. 417 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,421 Do a lumbar puncture. 418 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:48,649 We've already established that we can't get a lumbar... 419 00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:50,633 Cz, c3. 420 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:52,719 No. No. No way. 421 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:56,806 I only saw a cervical tap once, and that guy got paralyzed. 422 00:25:56,931 --> 00:26:01,436 Ask the parents if they prefer to have their son in a wheelchair or dead. 423 00:26:05,857 --> 00:26:08,735 Something's causing his brain to lose control. 424 00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:10,695 Eventually it'll shut off. 425 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:12,447 We need to do a lumbar puncture 426 00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:15,199 to get some of the fluid in his spine so we can test it. 427 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:17,243 You need us to sign a consent? 428 00:26:17,368 --> 00:26:19,245 I have to warn you. 429 00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:22,331 There's a serious risk of paralysis or death. 430 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,001 Are you saying we shouldn't do this? 431 00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:26,878 You have to do this. 432 00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:28,803 Then why are you telling us what can go wrong? 433 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,081 - I just think you should know... - Either you're cruel 434 00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:33,068 or this clipboard is a way for you to cover your ass, 435 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:34,862 - in case you cripple our son. - This isn't his fault. 436 00:26:34,886 --> 00:26:37,930 No, it's not. It's yours, that's what you keep telling me. 437 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:39,557 My son is lying in there half-dead, 438 00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:42,935 I am just trying to find a way to get through this. 439 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:45,188 - I'm sorry. - Yeah, I know. 440 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,250 Needle. 441 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:24,310 - It's not going in. - Don't force it. 442 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:25,895 I'm going one space higher. 443 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:29,232 It's too close to his brain stem, it'll herniate. 444 00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:32,443 - You're gonna paralyze him. - You're not helping. 445 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:34,195 His blood pressure's spiking, stop. 446 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,363 I can get it. 447 00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:37,990 He's 180 over 120, he's gonna stroke. 448 00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:42,203 I'm in the space. Give me the vial. 449 00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:02,223 He doesn't have ms or an infection. 450 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,394 His proteins aren't elevated? 451 00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:09,313 Wrong protein. Igm, not igg. 452 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:12,275 Elevation was probably caused by the bleed. 453 00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:17,697 What if there was tingling in his extremities prior to the crash? 454 00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:21,826 - How can you still be on ms? - I gotta be on something. 455 00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:26,455 Something's interrupting his neurons' chitchat, like lesions. 456 00:28:26,581 --> 00:28:28,249 We can't scan for them. 457 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:31,294 The only test we can do, we just did and it was negative. 458 00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:33,462 He has no tingling, no numbness. 459 00:28:33,588 --> 00:28:36,132 And you read his history, parents didn't say anything about... 460 00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:37,717 What about Adam? 461 00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:43,055 We can't look into his brain, but you want us to read his mind? 462 00:28:43,973 --> 00:28:45,474 Good point. 463 00:28:54,692 --> 00:28:57,403 Yeah, you can finish the sponge bath in a minute. 464 00:28:57,528 --> 00:29:00,698 They're just re-doing his dressings. He's out, he's fine. 465 00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:04,660 I didn't page you to put him out. I paged you to wake him up. 466 00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:07,288 Why are these lights so damn bright? 467 00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:09,332 Thank you. 468 00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:11,417 Come on, I need to talk to him. 469 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:14,128 House, you can't wake up a burn victim to play twenty questions. 470 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,172 - It's torture. - He won't remember. 471 00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:18,841 - He's gonna be in extraordinary... - God, you're good! 472 00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:20,676 You're putting me to sleep. 473 00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:24,221 I know he's gonna be in pain, I know you disapprove. I'm his attending. 474 00:29:24,347 --> 00:29:25,806 Wake him up. 475 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,786 Oh, my god! 476 00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:49,288 - I'm Dr. House. - It hurts! 477 00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:51,415 It's gonna get a lot worse, so answer fast. 478 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:56,379 Before the accident, did you experience any numbness or tingling in your fingers? 479 00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:58,839 You got burned, it's healing, I need an answer. 480 00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,174 It really hurts! 481 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:02,134 Any tingling in your arms or legs? 482 00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:03,844 You gotta do something, I can't... 483 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:07,348 Adam, you gotta listen to me, did you feel anything? 484 00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:13,354 I pissed in my pants and then I don't remember... 485 00:30:52,727 --> 00:30:55,438 - Was he okay? - Get everyone in my office. 486 00:30:56,564 --> 00:30:58,357 Where you going? 487 00:30:58,566 --> 00:31:02,528 Kid's screaming gave me a headache. I gotta take an aspirin. 488 00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:04,757 House, you okay? We've been waiting for you. 489 00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:11,222 I'm hallucinating. 490 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:17,686 Hallucinations with migraines are pretty uncommon. 491 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:21,732 - What did you see? - I saw music. 492 00:32:23,651 --> 00:32:26,195 Sensory deception makes no sense. 493 00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:32,284 You took something. 494 00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:35,412 The kid's fighting for his life. 495 00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:06,735 Hey, you find him? 496 00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:08,946 He was hallucinating in the locker room. 497 00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:10,281 He okay? 498 00:33:10,406 --> 00:33:12,116 He's feeling no pain, he's high. 499 00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:13,576 Vicodin high? 500 00:33:13,701 --> 00:33:16,162 Past that. He's seeing sounds. 501 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,205 Took something. 502 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:23,627 Why is it so dark in here? It's a beautiful day outside. 503 00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:26,255 Open the shades, let the sun shine in. 504 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,048 It's nighttime. 505 00:33:29,842 --> 00:33:32,803 - It's still Tuesday, right? - You look better. 506 00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:35,806 - I took something. - Mind if I ask what? 507 00:33:37,308 --> 00:33:39,393 Little of this, little of that. 508 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:41,478 I know what's wrong with our patient. 509 00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:43,230 He's depressed. 510 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:45,041 - He told you that when you woke him up? - Nope. 511 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:46,835 He told me he pissed his pants and blacked out. 512 00:33:46,859 --> 00:33:50,070 That's not diagnostic of depression. Lack of appetite, isolating yourself. 513 00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:53,324 Uncontrollable urination and blacking out are good predictors of what? 514 00:33:53,449 --> 00:33:54,283 Seizure. 515 00:33:54,408 --> 00:33:56,869 Which means the seizure he had when you tested his heart 516 00:33:56,994 --> 00:33:58,913 - was at least his second seizure. - So what? 517 00:33:59,038 --> 00:34:00,678 Depression and seizures aren't correlated. 518 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:03,334 No, but you know what is? 519 00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:06,170 Depression and anti-depression medicine. 520 00:34:06,295 --> 00:34:07,713 Tox screen was clean. 521 00:34:07,838 --> 00:34:10,049 Yeah, but you know how much crap he's got in his system 522 00:34:10,174 --> 00:34:11,342 for dealing with those burns. 523 00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:14,228 The guy could have the Spanish armada floating through his bloodstream 524 00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:16,972 and we wouldn't know about it, till they started firing cannons. 525 00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:20,559 Antidepressants have been known to cause seizures in kids, but not orgasms. 526 00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:21,764 This is a brain in trouble. 527 00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:24,855 This is a brain with too much serotonin. 528 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:28,692 Serotonin affects mood, appetite, it doesn't cause the brain to shut down. 529 00:34:28,817 --> 00:34:31,946 Antidepressants fake brains into thinking they have more serotonin 530 00:34:32,071 --> 00:34:33,197 than they actually do. 531 00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:37,201 Every ten million or so cases sets off a chain reaction. 532 00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:39,828 Produces too much, enough to fry itself. 533 00:34:39,954 --> 00:34:42,373 If Adam has serotonin storm, it's deadly. 534 00:34:42,498 --> 00:34:44,500 But treatable. Cyproheptadine. 535 00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:46,293 Unless he doesn't have serotonin storm. 536 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,921 He could just as easily have too much dopamine as serotonin, 537 00:34:49,046 --> 00:34:52,466 but if it's dopamine, the cyproheptadine will kill him. 538 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:53,425 Where are you going? 539 00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:55,511 Gonna talk to the kid again, he seems nice. 540 00:34:55,636 --> 00:34:57,054 You can't. 541 00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:58,931 Why? Did he say he doesn't like me? 542 00:34:59,056 --> 00:35:02,184 Anesthesiologist told the parents what you did. 543 00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:04,353 Everyone's a tattletale. 544 00:35:10,651 --> 00:35:12,486 Is your son depressed? 545 00:35:14,196 --> 00:35:16,532 - No. Who are you? - I'm Dr. House. 546 00:35:16,657 --> 00:35:18,017 Oh, you're the idiot who thought... 547 00:35:18,075 --> 00:35:19,886 I heard him screaming all the way down the hallway. 548 00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:22,710 If I didn't wake him up, I wouldn't have learned what caused the crash. 549 00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:24,331 He had a seizure. 550 00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,586 This wasn't my fault? 551 00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:33,716 Well, if he hadn't had the brain problem, he wouldn't have the burns. 552 00:35:33,841 --> 00:35:35,926 On the other hand, if you hadn't put him on the atv, 553 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:37,331 he also wouldn't have the burns. 554 00:35:37,428 --> 00:35:39,447 You can debate your personal responsibility after I leave. 555 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,056 I need to wake him up again. 556 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:42,981 I need to know if he's taking antidepressants. 557 00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:44,101 He's not. 558 00:35:45,144 --> 00:35:48,814 - He's the happiest kid I know. - But you don't know, do you? 559 00:35:51,025 --> 00:35:52,276 He's my son. 560 00:35:52,985 --> 00:35:54,570 That's sort of my point. 561 00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:58,157 At 16, they'll tell anyone anything, except their parents. 562 00:35:58,282 --> 00:35:59,867 Adam talks to us about everything. 563 00:35:59,992 --> 00:36:02,036 Yeah, I know about the pot and the cocaine. 564 00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:04,038 There was never... cocaine. What... 565 00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:07,249 Are you sure? Are you having him followed? 566 00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:09,835 He told us when he got drunk at a party. 567 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,712 He told us when he started having sex. 568 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:13,422 At 16? Way to go. 569 00:36:13,547 --> 00:36:15,187 He told us when he cheated on a math test. 570 00:36:15,299 --> 00:36:17,551 He told us when his girlfriend cheated on him. 571 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:20,596 - He doesn't hide anything from us. - But if he was depressed? 572 00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:21,764 He'd tell us. 573 00:36:22,222 --> 00:36:25,017 We don't judge, he's not depressed, we're sure. 574 00:36:25,142 --> 00:36:27,269 "Bet his life on it" sure? 575 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:30,856 Just hypothetically. 576 00:36:32,316 --> 00:36:33,442 Yeah. 577 00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:38,112 Okay. 578 00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:42,326 Kid's happy. 579 00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:45,287 Happy, happy, happy- 580 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:49,166 then we're back to where we started. Seizure disorders. 581 00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:52,127 Seizure disorders aren't causing orgasms. 582 00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:53,754 Vascular malformations? 583 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:55,923 Would've seen it on the sonogram. 584 00:36:56,048 --> 00:36:58,092 Hepatic encephalopathy? 585 00:36:58,217 --> 00:37:00,302 Liver enzyme tests were normal. 586 00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,852 - Where are you going? - Take a leak. 587 00:37:16,944 --> 00:37:18,112 What are you doing? 588 00:37:18,237 --> 00:37:20,197 You can't come in here, you're not sterile. 589 00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:21,633 Don't touch our son, we told you... 590 00:37:21,657 --> 00:37:24,118 Seriously, millions of bacteria, microbes on you. 591 00:37:24,243 --> 00:37:27,121 He'll die of sepsis. If you go in there... 592 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,626 I think he's gonna wake him up again. 593 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,169 I know he is. 594 00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:37,881 House, you can't do this. 595 00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:42,136 Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that. Relax. 596 00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:45,764 Are they gonna sue us? If I'm right, I save his life. 597 00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:48,809 If I'm wrong, he's dead no matter what I do. 598 00:37:49,226 --> 00:37:52,187 Either way, how much have I really hurt them? 599 00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:53,355 Leave him alone! 600 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,941 You're not sterile. Do you wanna kill the kid? 601 00:37:56,066 --> 00:37:57,985 - Give me the syringe. - No pain, no gain. 602 00:37:58,110 --> 00:38:00,070 Hey, you gotta stop this. 603 00:38:04,116 --> 00:38:05,701 They're right. 604 00:38:06,535 --> 00:38:09,204 - He's not depressed. - Foreman: Yeah, sure. 605 00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:12,082 I'm not letting you go till you give me that syringe. 606 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:14,168 What's that on his wrist? 607 00:38:15,252 --> 00:38:16,295 A burn. 608 00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:18,797 - Why on his wrist? - Why not on his wrist? 609 00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:22,759 His back, his torso, everything's a mess. His forearms are clean. 610 00:38:22,885 --> 00:38:25,095 - Except right there. - So what? 611 00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:27,848 It's a perfect circle. 612 00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:32,060 So a drop of burning gasoline fell on his wrist, a screw from the atv. 613 00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:34,188 Maybe. 614 00:38:44,281 --> 00:38:47,159 - Why are you torturing him? - Does your son smoke? 615 00:38:48,285 --> 00:38:49,870 I'd kill him. 616 00:38:51,872 --> 00:38:56,084 So, he can talk to you about sex, crack, anything except cigarettes. 617 00:38:57,377 --> 00:39:00,130 He has a cigarette burn on his wrist. 618 00:39:00,631 --> 00:39:03,967 Also a fading nicotine stain between two fingers. 619 00:39:04,718 --> 00:39:07,971 Bad news, your son has a filthy, unhealthy habit. 620 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:10,265 Good news, he's trying to quit. 621 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:12,518 Bad news, the quitting's killing him. 622 00:39:12,643 --> 00:39:15,354 Good news, I can cure him. Bad news... 623 00:39:16,939 --> 00:39:21,318 - Nope, that's the end of it. - Quitting smoking can kill? 624 00:39:21,443 --> 00:39:23,445 No-smoke meds are antidepressants. 625 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:25,614 The crappy ones you get over the Internet 626 00:39:25,739 --> 00:39:28,450 are loaded with whatever antidepressants they can get cheap. 627 00:39:28,575 --> 00:39:32,913 And since mommy and daddy obviously didn't take him to a pediatrician... 628 00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:38,335 Sorry, I was wrong about him being depressed. 629 00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:40,254 Treat him. 630 00:39:58,313 --> 00:39:59,356 Cuddy: Hey! 631 00:40:00,482 --> 00:40:02,693 Did you drop acid? 632 00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:07,155 - Why would I do that? - To annoy me. 633 00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:09,783 Or maybe because you're miserable, 634 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:13,245 or because you want to self-destruct. 635 00:40:13,412 --> 00:40:14,788 Pick one. 636 00:40:15,372 --> 00:40:19,334 How about because LSD acts on serotonin receptors in the brain, 637 00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:22,170 which can stop a migraine in its tracks. 638 00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:25,173 I'm just saying that's also a possibility. 639 00:40:25,299 --> 00:40:28,552 - How did you know about it? - Cameron is worried about you. 640 00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:32,514 I told her that LSD lasts up to 12 hours, if you were functional, she must be wrong. 641 00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:35,392 Either that or I also took a whole bunch of antidepressants, 642 00:40:35,517 --> 00:40:37,603 which short-circuited the LSD. 643 00:40:37,728 --> 00:40:39,479 I'm just saying that would also explain it. 644 00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:41,940 Thank you for ruining my clinical trials. 645 00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:44,026 Pharmaceutical company's shutting me down. 646 00:40:44,151 --> 00:40:46,403 - You're kidding. Really? - How could that surprise you? 647 00:40:46,528 --> 00:40:47,528 You sent them an email 648 00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:50,282 complaining about my math, telling them about your stunt. 649 00:40:50,407 --> 00:40:52,367 I didn't know people actually read emails. 650 00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:54,052 Delete button's so conveniently located. 651 00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:56,913 So what's next? You gonna follow me my whole life? 652 00:40:57,039 --> 00:40:58,749 - Torture me? - Why would I do that? 653 00:40:58,874 --> 00:41:02,961 You waited 20 years to do this. What's next? Break up my marriage? 654 00:41:03,837 --> 00:41:07,174 - No. We're even. - Right. 655 00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:11,303 Oh, thanks for setting me up. 656 00:41:15,182 --> 00:41:18,393 Eye for an eye, LSD and antidepressants. 657 00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,188 Everything in balance. 658 00:41:21,313 --> 00:41:24,358 Buddhists call it Karma. Christians call it the golden rule. 659 00:41:24,483 --> 00:41:25,942 Jews call it... 660 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:31,323 I don't know, rabbi hillel said something poignant. 661 00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:35,077 Universe always settles the score. 662 00:41:35,744 --> 00:41:38,330 - Does it? - No. 663 00:41:40,207 --> 00:41:41,625 But it should. 664 00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:53,261 Do you think you'll ever be able to look at him and not blame me? 665 00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:57,182 Yeah. Will you? 666 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:50,402 Paula: I'm Paula. 667 00:42:50,736 --> 00:42:53,238 - Hey, Paula. - How you doing? 668 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,951 You work over at the college, or are you full-time over at the... 669 00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:00,370 I'm looking for a distraction. 670 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:03,957 You don't need to talk to do that, do you? 50334

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