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♪ Who's the improbable duo
That you heard about?
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♪ Faster than a scooter
Stronger than metal
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♪ Who's the little girl
And her domesticated rodent?
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♪ Who's still standing
When you see the dust settle?
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♪ It's Hamster
Hamster, Hamster
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♪ Hamster and Gretel
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♪ If they can't do it
Then nobody can
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♪ Hamster, Hamster, Hamster
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♪ Hamster and Gretel
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♪ There's also Kevin
In the minivan ♪
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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I am Record Scratch
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and now the whole
world will bow
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before my sick DJ skills.
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GRETEL: Hey, Record Scratch.
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You're gonna love
the acoustics in jail.
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Oh, yeah?
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Try to put this in jail!
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(RECORD SCRATCHING)
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(MUSIC BLASTING)
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Gretel, look out.
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DJ punch!
(GASPS)
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(GROANS) The beat dropped.
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(GRUNTS)
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Yeah.
Great assist, Hamster!
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Hamster?
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Hamster! Kevin,
where's Hamster?
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He must be around
here somewhere.
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Hamster!
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Hamster?
Hamster! (MEOWS)
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Hamster!
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He's not anywhere.
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Maybe something
happened to him.
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What could
happen to him?
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He has superpowers.
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He was probably hungry
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and went home
to eat some carrots.
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Cabbage! Cabbage
is his favorite.
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I don't know.
He's your hamster.
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That's a terrible
thing to say.
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He's our hamster.
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I just meant
that you feed him.
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I don't feed him
because he's not my hamster.
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Hamster, where are you?
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Boy, am I glad
you finally woke up.
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You've been out for hours.
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What were you
doing all alone in the street like that?
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GRETEL: Hamster,
where are you?
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What's the matter?
You don't remember?
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Oh. You must
have amnesia.
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I'm Billy and I'm gonna
call you Peanut
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because you're
small and brown
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and have fur
just like a peanut.
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Except for the fur.
(GIGGLES) Yeah.
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GRETEL: He's small,
light brown, has fur.
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No, peanuts don't have fur.
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His height? Five.
Five and a half.
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No, inches.
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
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Hello? Hello?
They hung up.
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Oh, Peanut, my whole life
has changed since I met you.
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Nobody's ever understood me
the way that you do.
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I don't care
if the other kids laugh at me
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and throw dirt at me
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and put mayonnaise
in my pants
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because now I have
my hamster best pal.
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(LAUGHS) Oh!
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(GASPS)
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(LAUGHING)
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MAN:
♪ It's a beautiful day I've ever seen
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♪ The sky's so blue
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♪ All the grass so green
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♪ 'Cause it's true
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♪ I found a friend in you
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♪ It's magical
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♪ I think we both agree
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♪ That it will stay this way
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♪ 'Cause we'll
never be misconstrued
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♪ I found a friend in you
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♪ We're inseparable
Each other's company
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♪ We mutually enjoy
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♪ Just a boy and his hamster
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♪ A hamster and his boy
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(BELL RINGING)
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♪ A hamster and his boy ♪
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Have you seen
this rodent?
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Excuse me.
Have you seen this rodent?
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Have you seen
this hamster?
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Have you checked
Riff Van Winkle's?
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He plays piano
there a couple of nights a week.
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He plays piano?
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Must have that disease
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that makes
hamsters play piano.
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There is no such
disease, Andrew.
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Well, looks like
we don't know Hamster as well as we thought.
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And in this pouch
I have bandages,
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medical tape
and antiseptic.
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I get hurt a lot.
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GRETEL: The queen
of the trees!
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BILLY:
I don't like this tree.
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All the kids
dared me to climb it
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and when I was afraid,
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they threw their
lunches at me.
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I smelled like
burritos for a week.
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Mmm. I don't know.
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I'm afraid, Peanut.
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You're right.
Let's do it.
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Oh! (LAUGHS)
We did it!
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Oh, Peanut,
you make me feel like I can do anything.
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Ooh. Wait. Selfie.
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(SHOUTS)
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Oh, Peanut,
you saved me
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and you can fly.
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Wow, I'll never be afraid
of anything again. I swear.
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Except for snakes,
and the dark, and potatoes.
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They have eyes.
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It's creepy.
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(SIGHS) I still have
a few things to work through.
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(SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
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Can I help you?
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Excuse me,
but we're looking for our friend.
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He's about this big,
doesn't talk much.
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Oh, and he's
a hamster.
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You know Hamster?
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I haven't
seen him for days.
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I had to give
half our customers
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their money back
when he didn't show last night.
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(CHUCKLES) What?
Does he run in a little wheel
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that powers
the piano?
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Hey, don't you
badmouth Hamster!
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He was really there for me
when my mom was sick.
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(STAMMERS) Sorry.
I'm just so upset
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that I can only deal with it
with inappropriate humor.
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Yeah, I know
how that is.
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When my grandpa died,
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I made fart jokes
for six weeks.
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Okay. Well, thanks
for your help.
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Gretel, look, it's us.
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It's signed "Hamster."
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"Gallery Aubergine.
Sixth Street."
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When did he
have the time
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to paint
all of these?
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Well, hamsters
are nocturnal.
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I am afraid
that these
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will be out
of your price range.
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Monsieur Hamster
is very in demand.
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Actually, we're friends
of Monsieur Hamster.
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Friends of his?
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Oh, why didn't you say so?
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He hasn't
been here for days,
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but feel free
to look around.
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Wow! These
are pretty good.
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He knows my pain.
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You know,
Monsieur Hamster
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might be at one of his
two favorite hangouts.
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The old oak tree
in the park
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or Easter Island
in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
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I'll take
Easter Island.
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And I'll take the park.
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He sees me. (SOBBING)
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Hamster! Hamster!
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Are you around here,
little buddy? (SPLASHES)
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(GASPS)
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Yeah. The other kids
won't let me play here
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'cause I throw so badly.
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I mean,
I'm not very good,
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but maybe
with your help, I can be.
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Ah! I'm throwing
the ball!
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Aw! Who am I kidding?
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I'm just a dork
and mustard sandwich,
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like the school
counselor said.
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Let's just
go home, Peanut.
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Peanut?
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Ahhh! No! Peanut,
don't do it! No!
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It's dangerous!
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(SCREAMS)
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(COUGHING)
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Peanut.
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Peanut, are you okay?
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Oh, I don't know
what I'd do
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if something happened
to my little hamster.
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KEVIN: He's not
your hamster.
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He's my hamster.
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Hamster! It's me, Kevin.
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Hamster, don't you
remember me and Gretel?
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(CHUCKLES) Oh, no,
you must have the wrong hamster.
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Come here, Peanut.
Let's have some carrots.
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Hamster's favorite food
isn't carrots. It's cabbage.
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My name isn't
Peanut, Billy.
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It's Hamster.
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That fence must
have shocked you something bad.
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You're talking!
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I belong to a girl
named Gretel,
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who I care about very much.
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And also this
guy Kevin here.
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You're a wonderful
boy, Billy.
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And even though
I have to go back to my real family now,
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I'll never forget you.
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Oh. Here's a coupon
for half off at my jazz show.
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(SNIFFLES)
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You fool! I don't want
your stupid coupon.
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And I'm not even
a little boy.
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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(MUTTERING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Almost there!
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF) Oh, man,
that was constricting.
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I am The Imposter.
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Got to admit,
I did not see that coming.
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It was I who lured you
and Gretel downtown
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disguised as Record Scratch.
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I hurled the tractor
trailer at Gretel
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knowing that you would
try to save her.
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From my study of the effects
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of tractor trailers
on the hamster cranium,
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I knew that you
would get amnesia.
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Then I brought you home
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and once I had
gained your trust,
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I used your superpowers
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to help me get
a high angle photo of this park,
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allowing me to discover
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the location
of this hidden fence.
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And finally
I had you disable
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the 20,000 volt
electrified fence
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which just happened
a minute ago.
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But I'm telling you
about it again
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because it was so cool.
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Yes, I used your
one weakness,
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kindness,
to help me steal
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this experimental
flying tank prototype.
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It's a hybrid so I can
take the car pool lane.
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And now I am unstoppable.
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Hamster, you're alive.
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Never mind me.
Go fight him.
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GRETEL:
Oops. Hugs later.
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(SCREAMING)
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This ball is basically
indestructible, right?
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Yeah.
I got a plan.
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You can fly.
Just lift it up.
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Oh, right.
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(GASPS)
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Thanks.
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(SIRENS WAILING)
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Hamster, we did it.
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I mean,
what's up, dude?
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Uh, glad
you're not dead.
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Right back at you.
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I missed you so much.
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Don't you ever
do that again.
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You mean get amnesia
and then be abducted
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by a grown man
disguised as a kid?
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Okay, I'll avoid that.
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Neither of you
is gonna unzip your skin, are you?
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BOTH: No, we're good.
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