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[panting]
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[striking match]
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[ignites flare]
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[sighs]
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[buzzing]
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[ominous music playing]
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[ominous music continues]
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[grunts]
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[snoring]
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[snoring]
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[grunts]
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[snoring continues]
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[snoring continues]
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Let's make that money.
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[thrilling music playing]
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[insects buzzing]
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[beep]
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[squelching]
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Ugh.
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What have you guys been eating?
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[grunts]
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[retching]
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[gasps] Ah!
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Score!
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-[clinking]
-[gasps]
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[ominous music playing]
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[snoring continues]
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[farting]
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Huh!
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[cell phone with
Mexican music tone ringing]
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Oh!
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Shh!
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-[music sting]
-Huh?
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[tense music playing]
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[growls]
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Gah... this isn't what it looks like.
I'm only here for your poop.
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[chuckles] I mean, I'm here
for the mushrooms in your poop.
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[roars]
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Yeah, that doesn't sound any better.
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Catch!
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[growling in confusion]
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[propulsive music playing]
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[grunts]
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[exhales]
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[loud crash]
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[roars]
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[growling]
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[electricity crackling]
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[growling]
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[gasps]
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-[growling continues]
-[panting]
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-Ah!
-[growling]
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{\an8}-[blast]
-[growls]
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[intense music playing]
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[ogres continue growling]
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[roars]
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-[grunts]
-[low growl]
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-[roars]
-[yelps]
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[grunts]
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-[growls]
-[wood cracks]
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-[grunting]
-[ogre growls]
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[ominous music plays]
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[growling]
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[cheering in growls]
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Sorry I can't stay for dinner.
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[pop]
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[crackling]
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Uh-oh.
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[ice crackling]
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[thud]
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[groans]
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[ice shatters]
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[growls]
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[screams]
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[intense music playing]
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[grunts]
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[ice crackling]
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[tense music plays]
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{\an8}[heroic music playing]
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[grunts]
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[thud]
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[growling]
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[grunts]
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[thud]
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[groans]
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[growling]
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Come on, who throws somebody at somebody?
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[thrilling music playing]
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[fires]
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[growling]
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[thrilling music continues]
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Whoa!
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[clang]
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-Oof.
-[ogres growling]
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{\an8}-[grunts]
-[clang]
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-[growling]
-[clang]
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Phew!
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Uh... [chuckles]
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Large rats.
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Eh.
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[clatters]
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[solemn music plays]
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Ah!
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Dirty hands, filthy rich.
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[thrilling music builds]
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[funky music playing]
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Hurry up, man.
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I can't do business
until you deliver the goods.
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Tyson, you're in for a treat,
you lucky wizard.
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{\an8}Freshly tracked.
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{\an8}Ah, it better be.
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{\an8}My dupe spell is useless
without multiplying mushrooms.
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{\an8}[mysterious music playing]
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Oh, yeah,
that's the good stuff right there.
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[buzzing]
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Hurry up, man.
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You don't wanna get busted
for doing magic in public.
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One more second.
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[mysterious music continues]
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[bubbling]
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[slurps]
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[swallows]
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All right! Double your pleasure.
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[bluesy music plays]
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You, get to Tribeca.
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You, Soho.
127
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And get my money back
before you disappear this time!
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{\an8}[growling]
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{\an8}[burps]
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Oh, look at this little guy.
131
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How's about a mini-dog, Spellbound?
On the house.
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Uh... I don't eat magic.
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Ah. Mm!
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A-ha!
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You may be half-sized,
but you charge full price. You hear me?
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Getting partners was
the best business decision I ever made.
137
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You got someone watching your back, kid?
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Ha! You volunteering?
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Nah, I'm not trying
to buddy up with somebody
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on the wrong side of The Pie Maker.
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Who cares about that old witch?
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Her bakers are searching for you, kid.
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She wants you that bad,
144
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you must've really screwed up
tracking something for her.
145
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It's fine.
I'm close to finding a Fugu Rose.
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Whoa. That rose is worth
serious money, kid.
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You found one?
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I just need help to track the last step.
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Once I get that, ha!
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All my debts are cleared and I'm set.
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{\an8}Yeah, except you'll still be stinky,
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{\an8}friendless, and, oh yeah, not magic.
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{\an8}Hygiene's a scam, friends are a scam,
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{\an8}and, oh yeah, magic is a scam.
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{\an8}Call it what you want, kid,
but my magic buddies are making me rich.
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[intriguing music playing]
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[music sting]
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Oh!
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Hey-hey, guys.
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I was just on my way to see you...
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[electricity crackling]
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Hey, where were you?
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You see that little hot dog guy
down the block?
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You have to try one of his dogs.
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{\an8}-[grunts]
-[baker] We searched. No magic on him.
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Daniel, my boy.
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Ah.
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I always forget
how cute your place is, Pie Maker.
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The pies, the... curtains,
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the cyclops henchmen.
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I didn't become
the most wicked witch of New York
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by having low-life spell Trackers fail me.
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My clients expect
the best magical ingredients.
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Ingredients you were supposed to deliver.
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Where are my gnome whiskers?
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I was gonna get them to you, I swear!
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But the Bureau sicced a dowser on me,
I had to ditch 'em.
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I have a plan.
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The magic world knows my pies
have the most dangerous ingredients.
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Ingredients you promised
to find me and failed.
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That's fair, but I'm tracking
something big for you.
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Yes, for me, because you owe me.
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You're my Tracker now.
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You will do nothing
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but find every little illegal ingredient
I need for my magic pies.
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I told you,
the Bureau heat on me has been intense,
187
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but when I can track again,
I'll make it up to you.
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It's all about you.
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Uh-uh-uh.
You're not telling me the truth.
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I haven't done any tracking at all,
I swear.
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[sighs]
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Bring out...
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[tense music sting]
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...The Beast.
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[ominous music playing]
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[Beast approaching]
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[ominous music builds]
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[oinks happily]
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Ah... a pig?
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[snorts, squeals]
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Hey! Come on.
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[giggling] Get this thing off of me.
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It tickles, but in a scary way.
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[sniffing]
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[Pie Maker] Don't struggle.
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The pig sniffer is powerful enough
207
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to sense any magic
from a hundred yards away.
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[squeals]
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[beeps]
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Huh?
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Hey, what the...
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[sniffs]
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Ogre mushrooms.
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Fresh.
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Impressive work.
216
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Get his eye-patch ready.
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[tense music playing]
218
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This isn't necessary!
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[rumbling]
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Hmm.
221
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Now, which are you, Daniel?
222
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A heart? Oh, no, no, no.
223
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You clearly think you're a star.
224
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[evil laughter]
225
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I could get you a Fugu Rose!
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Impossible.
227
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No one's seen a Fugu Rose in years.
228
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,538
They're priceless.
229
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I know where one is.
230
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My best Trackers couldn't do that.
231
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,795
No way you could, silly boy.
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Give me 24 hours and it's yours,
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if you erase all my debt.
234
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Well, dear, we have a deal.
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[sizzling sound]
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[Pie Maker]
You better not disappoint me again,
237
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because you won't like
what this spell will do to you.
238
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Not one bit.
239
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Great. Heh. You'll be seeing me soon.
240
00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:40,199
There is still the little matter
of you lying to me, though.
241
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,952
-Wait! We have a deal.
-[Pie Maker chuckles evilly]
242
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My dear,
243
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you can still find the Rose with one eye.
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[burps]
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No! That activates the oven to full power.
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[hissing]
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[roaring]
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[tense music playing]
251
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Turn off the oven, you buffoon!
252
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[romantic music plays]
253
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Ha! What are you doing?
254
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[thrilling music playing]
255
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:24,243
[Daniel] You're just the kind of help
I've been looking for.
256
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See you lovebirds in 24 hours.
257
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[Pie Maker]
I'll take both your eyes for that!
258
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-[tires screeching]
-Whoa, hey!
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[panting]
260
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Gotta catch my breath.
261
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-You said it.
-[screams]
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Did you just talk?
263
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Hey, thanks for saving my bacon, man.
She is awful.
264
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She has a place full of food,
never gives me a crumb.
265
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:51,187
So, you smell magic and talk.
266
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Any other tricks I should know about?
You turn into a car or something?
267
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Oh, you done it now.
How did you know I turn into a car?
268
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[Hoagie chuckles and squeals]
269
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I'm just playing.
I can't turn into a car. That'd be stupid.
270
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You're stupid.
Aw, it's a little bit endearing, though.
271
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,246
Well, thanks again, I owe you.
272
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,707
All right. I'm out. Peace.
273
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,753
Throwing up a, "Peace, I'm out" sign,
you just can't tell 'cause I have a hoof.
274
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,464
Uh-huh. You do owe me.
275
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:21,008
And I have a way
you can repay me right now.
276
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:25,513
I-I-I-I-I'm not going anywhere
with any magician ever again.
277
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,848
Oh, well, you're in luck.
278
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,683
I'm not a magician, I'm a Tracker.
279
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,020
-I just sell magical ingredients.
-Uh-huh. Cool story, bruh.
280
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:36,106
Wait, I know where a Fugu Rose is... Ish.
281
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,608
I don't know exactly where,
282
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,444
so I need your magic smelling skills
to get me to the finish.
283
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,697
Pie Maker wanted to take your eye
before you wrecked her shop,
284
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,991
what'd you think she's gonna want now?
A spleen?
285
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:49,703
Oh, please. She'll be so happy when she
gets the Rose, she won't even care.
286
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:52,331
The Rose'll clear all my debts to her,
and then some.
287
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,250
So, you'll walk away.
288
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,294
Oh, good for you. What's in it for me?
289
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,171
If you help me get this Rose,
290
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:03,133
I promise I won't give it to her
unless she sets you free.
291
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,386
Out on my own. Love it. What else?
292
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,429
We can get pizza on the way.
293
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,057
[chuckling] Yes, I am very in.
294
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,727
Here, just hoof-pump it, bruh.
295
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:16,939
What do I call you anyways? Piggy?
296
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:20,276
Oh, I get it. "Piggy." Because I'm a pig.
297
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,278
Because all pigs look alike to you.
298
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:27,157
My name is Hoagie. Not "Pig,"
not "Piggy," not "Oinkie," just "Hoagie."
299
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:29,535
Hoagie, I was kidding.
300
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:33,998
[Hoagie] Just for that "Piggy" crack,
I'm gonna pick the pizza.
301
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,419
[Daniel, munching] Oh!
302
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,504
Good call on the veggie pizza.
303
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,047
Yeah, I don't know what it is,
304
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,967
but I just don't feel right
eating pepperoni anymore.
305
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,011
What's the deal with this Albright place?
306
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:49,179
I've tracked the Fugu Rose
for a long time.
307
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,389
The search led me here.
308
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:52,016
A soap factory.
309
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,893
It's more than a soap factory.
310
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,770
I've snuck a bunch of times.
It's in there. Somewhere.
311
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,773
How do you know that?
You don't have my nose for this.
312
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,859
It's called planning, dummy.
313
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,235
Oh, look at me.
314
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:08,157
I got my hands so I can type
and Wiki stuff and think I'm sooo great.
315
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,743
Hoagie, keep quiet and stay loose.
316
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,494
Loose? What do you mean?
317
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,412
[squeals]
318
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,205
[grunts]
319
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,460
Whoa, dude, that is not cool.
320
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:22,421
I'm already down an eye,
you trying to break a leg too?
321
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,381
[Daniel sighs] I did say stay loose.
322
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,509
[Hoagie] So sorry, I haven't exactly been
keeping up with my yoga.
323
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,807
[sniffing]
324
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,270
{\an8}There's magic all over the place in here,
325
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,814
{\an8}but I'm getting one really strong scent.
326
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:45,152
[Daniel] I knew it. It's this lab, right?
327
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,153
[Hoagie sniffs]
328
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:49,323
No, the strongest whiff of magic is...
329
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:50,240
[sniffs]
330
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,409
There! Ta-da!
331
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,703
Oh, great, you're defective.
332
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,288
I literally just fed you.
333
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,790
Ha-ha.
334
00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:00,209
Because I'm a pig.
Because pigs love to eat.
335
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,171
Huh.
336
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:07,174
[suspenseful music playing]
337
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,635
The alchemist triad? Bingo.
338
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:13,639
Huh.
339
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,308
I wonder what it could be.
340
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,062
Not that one either.
341
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,481
Are you sure you did it right?
342
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:25,317
Uh... I don't even think
there's any kind of magic in here.
343
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,611
This is nothing
but a dusty old vending machine.
344
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,321
My nose doesn't lie.
345
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,532
Your nose is just trying
to get a free Twinkie.
346
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:34,159
Oh, I see. That's how it's gonna be.
347
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,161
[both screaming]
348
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,831
[screaming]
349
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,499
{\an8}[Hoagie screams]
350
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,418
[squeals]
351
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,877
[grunts]
352
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,964
[mysterious music playing]
353
00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,560
[Daniel] I'll give 'em credit.
354
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,603
This was a great hiding place.
355
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:02,938
[sniffing]
356
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,899
Oh, this room reeks of magic.
357
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,569
It's itching the inside of my brain.
358
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,279
[sniffing]
359
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,906
Get it together, Hoagie.
We're on the clock.
360
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,034
Only a few hours until my deal runs out.
361
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:19,747
Hoagie?
362
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,582
Where'd you go?
363
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:26,545
[in evil voice] There is no Hoagie,
only King of the Squid People.
364
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,297
Do squid things for me.
365
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,007
Get down off the tentacore.
366
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,469
Chill. I'm just having a little fun.
367
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,138
I'll chill when we get the Rose.
368
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,307
-Don't touch anything.
-Hmm.
369
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,520
There's no telling
what's magically booby-trapped in here.
370
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,982
[mysterious music continues]
371
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,068
[gasps] There it is.
372
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:52,196
[transporting music playing]
373
00:17:56,700 --> 00:18:00,079
That's the Fugu Rose?
Just grab some flowers and split.
374
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,123
This whole place
was built around this to protect it.
375
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,709
Does that give you any idea
of how powerful it is?
376
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:06,627
Mm-hmm.
377
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,922
One rose on this bush
can be used to extend life by decades,
378
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:14,593
but touching any of the others
brings instant, painful death.
379
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,720
Oh, I get your plan now.
380
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,972
You mistook me for a guinea pig.
381
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,517
-No, I...
-[squeals]
382
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,061
[chilling music playing]
383
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,896
[screaming] A little help!
384
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,397
Hoagie!
385
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:32,444
This is why you don't touch anything.
386
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,739
Oh, no. I'm too young to become pepperoni!
387
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,033
Immune to stun spells. That's real...
388
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,326
[growling]
389
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:42,871
Score!
390
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,458
[thrilling music playing]
391
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,709
[grunts]
392
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,086
[straining]
393
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,590
[panting]
394
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,554
-[slashing]
-[monster growling]
395
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,098
Let's get that rose and get out.
396
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,308
-[monster growls]
-[Daniel grunts]
397
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,228
[ominous music playing]
398
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,354
[Daniel grunting]
399
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,398
[monster growls]
400
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,651
Heaven help me, it tastes so good!
401
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,111
[sighs]
402
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,238
-[monster growls]
-[Daniel yells]
403
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,366
[clinking]
404
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,412
-Hoagie... get me... the sword... now.
-[thumping]
405
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,832
-[thumping continues]
-This... genuinely... hurts.
406
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,252
[screaming]
407
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,089
[Hoagie] I've got the sword!
408
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,382
[screams]
409
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:39,344
Daniel! You want me?
Come and get me, land sushi.
410
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,347
[growling]
411
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,725
[ominous music builds]
412
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:50,856
[roaring]
413
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,901
Oh, man, did you just touch that rose?
414
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,486
Oh, I bet you're feeling stupid now.
415
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,114
[roaring continues]
416
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,955
[Daniel screaming]
417
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,207
[thuds]
418
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,292
Daniel! Tell me you're okay.
419
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,127
[exhales]
420
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,422
Didn't I say not to touch anything?!
421
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,049
You almost got me killed!
422
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,676
No, I saved you.
423
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:23,138
From a thing you brought to life
with your touching!
424
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,974
Now I'm drenched in walking fish guts.
425
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,310
-Pfft. You're still alive.
-[sighs]
426
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:32,147
You want this rose or not? Because I know
which one to definitely not touch.
427
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,067
[sniffing]
428
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,944
Tell me the right one to pick.
429
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,488
I'm trying.
I'm a little fired up right now.
430
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,324
I'm not used to facing death
so many times in one day.
431
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,243
[sniffing]
432
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:45,702
[ding]
433
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:49,623
[mysterious music playing]
434
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,590
[laughing]
435
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,092
Yes!
436
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,344
Best Tracker alive.
437
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,345
Whoo!
438
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:07,474
{\an8}Man, I was like 65% sure I was right.
Thank goodness.
439
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,184
{\an8}Wait, what?
440
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,771
{\an8}Uh, those were decent odds.
Just take the victory lap and be happy.
441
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,315
[upbeat music playing]
442
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,407
Come on, I got you.
443
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,533
Alley-oop.
444
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,786
-Thanks.
-Good work, man.
445
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,663
What do you think about hanging around?
446
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,415
We make an okay team, yeah?
447
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:35,085
Oh, so I can help you make money
off of my power. What an offer.
448
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,878
Where are you gonna go?
449
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,755
You're a magic talking pig.
450
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,966
The normal world won't know
what to do with you.
451
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,010
Thanks. I'll take my chances.
452
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:46,930
Lots of better jobs out there for a pig
than being your nose servant.
453
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,640
Hoagie, you're right.
454
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,808
We can make money.
455
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,602
Together. Split it 50/50.
456
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,563
Watch each other's backs. What'd you say?
457
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:57,357
Now you're talking. All right. I'm in.
458
00:21:58,275 --> 00:21:59,985
Dowsers. Run for it!
459
00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:02,112
I swear I never touched anything.
460
00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:04,072
[electricity crackling]
461
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,992
[female dowser] By order
of the Bureau of Magical Enforcement,
462
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,244
you are both under arrest.
463
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,580
I do not know this guy.
464
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,665
We are not together.
465
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:15,625
Thanks.
466
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,295
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