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The weather sucks today I must say.

No job is in the air...

And it starts raining, great!

Speaking of job...

A message from my boss!

Hey there, I lent these two money for their wedding.

And they don't pay back. Interested?

What amount are we talking about here is...

100.000 CZK!

I am in!

That's great!

We've got work to do!

Oh, that's nice!

A couple in love!

Crazy people!

Having a wedding in this weather!

But the girl looks kind of hot!

Yeah, she's definitely hot!

Wait a second!

I'll be damned!

I can not be that lucky, no!

Oh, yeah!

That's them!

Good morning!

You talking to us?

Yeah, you two.

Good morning.

Let me ask you something...

Is that you on the photo? Petr and Jana?

Yeah.

Where did you get this picture?

My boss sent it to me.

What boss?!

Why does your boss have our photos?

You borrowed 100.000 CZK for your wedding if I am not mistaken.

How do you even know that?

Who are you?!

I was sent by my boss.

Do you know this guy?

You don't need know me.

But you know my boss.

And my boss sent me out to track you down...

... and get the 100.000 CZK you owe him.

This is bullshit! We borrowed money from him, that is true...

... but the original deal was very different.

We didn't do anything wrong.

You made this deal 6 months ago.

The original amount was much higher than this.

And we always paid in time.

Yes, but...

So I think we are quite ok at this moment.

No, you are past due for 4 months already.

And the actual debt is 100.000 CZK.

Which means you violated...

... the contract.

This must be some kind of a mistake.

Because we repaid most of the loan...

... and 100.000 CZK is a bit much for that short period of time.

There was very different conditions set with your boss.

I have no idea why is he upset and why did he send someone to find us.

Are you some kind of stalker?

We didn't even get any reminder.

Honestly, I don't really believe what you're saying.

Anybody can come and do this actually.

Let's go.

Wait a minute, wait a minute!

Don't forget this wasn't a bank loan, alright?

This wasn't a bank loan.

That is true and we are aware of that.

But there is no problem at all.

There wasn't a problem at all 6 months ago.

Alright. If he has a problem with us, he can contact us directly.

No need to send...

He is a very busy man...

... and he is very upset about this...

... that's why he sent me to solve this...

... right here, right now.

Look, we had a wedding photo-shooting today.

I see.

And we are freezing here and not in a mood to solve something.

I am freezing as well.

How about we go somewhere warm?

So we can solve this peacefully.

Or I can send my boss a message that you're trying to avoid it...

So he will be the one to contact us then?

No, I am about to tell him you don't want to cooperate with me...

... and he would be pretty upset if he had to come here to solve this.

Let's talk it through then, ok?

Alright, alright...

It's stupid to talk business on the street.

Let's go to our place.

Alright.

Thank you.

It's better to avoid gossip...

I am telling you we had a proper deal...

Here we are.

It would be really cool if this went as fast as possible.

That very depends on you.

Come on in.

Thank you.

Looks like you got a lot of wedding presents.

It wasn't so bad.

We've got some stuff.

I hope we can make a deal or something.

What a nice TV!

No! Not the TV!

That was a present from my mom.

Could I get a chair so I can see both of you?

Sure.

Do you feel good bothering people like this?!

Do you feel good not paying your debts?

I still think this is a big misunderstanding.

We had a clear deal, he knew about everything so I don't know what this is...

We had no idea there was an issue.

I have very different info.

I was told that this has been going for the last 6 months.

And yes, you paid couple of payments in the beginning.

And the last 3 to 4 months you did not.

That's because we were busy with the wedding!

And he knew about all of it.

Sadly the contract says otherwise.

If you are late with payments to the bank they don't like it either.

And we don't like it as well.

And I am here to solve this matter in some human way.

Let me tell you what's going to happen.

Do you want some of our presents to cover it?

We can offer you branded pots set for example.

I don't give a damn about your pots!

You can sell them!

Yeah, you can bring it to a pawn shop!

Too much hassle...

I'd rather take the TV and your stereo.

No way!

It's unacceptable, we're gonna find another way.

Maybe we can talk about it later?

We are not talking about it later!

We're here to talk about it now!

I understand.

I meant to talk about the stuff you want to take and so on...

If I remember correctly you're going on a honeymoon trip tomorrow or not?

And we're coming back eventually.

Where are you going?

Maldives, Mallorca?

Canary Islands.

I see.

That's an expensive honeymoon trip I am sure.

That's what we used the money on.

That was part of the deal.

I don't know what you want from us.

Neither do I.

Let's say we give you some of our stuff...

If it makes sense...

Like the speaker?

Is this a joke to you?

It is not. Look around...

Alright then...

One speaker, that's 500 CZK.

Two speakers, 1000 CZK.

How about those action figures?

How much money do you want from us today?

100.000 CZK!

We don't have it.

You want all of it?!

Exactly.

That's what the contract says.

You don't get that money even if you take everything here including the both of us.

Didn't you say those pots are expensive?

I think the stereo system is more expensive anyway.

Those big speakers, flat screen TV...

That must be at least 50" screen...

I bet that besides the action figures you like some stupid TV shows as well...

Those action figures are a big thing!

It is quite expensive.

What do you mumble about?

Just tell us what you suggest.

What's next?

Your boss is upset and he wants cash today, is that correct?!

That is correct.

Honestly, I really don't know what to do now...

We could only sell the trip voucher I guess but...

I don't think we get enough money back for it...

As far as I know people get quite a lot of money as wedding gifts...

And there was quite a lot of guests on your wedding, is that right?

How could you possibly know so much about our wedding?!

I think he knows more than he tells...

So he also knows we didn't get any money...

Everything we got is here.

And the cash you got?

What cash?

The only cash we got was from your boss.

I am talking about the cash you got from your guests at your wedding.

There was no money at all...

It was more about vouchers and stuff...

Again, I was told differently...

Where is the money?!

What if we manage to sell some of the stuff we...

... got and give you something around 25.000 CZK?

That's a no go.

I am here to get 100.000CZK, not any less than that...

... and that's it.

Let me ask you...

But we don't have the money here!

Is there a chance to get some more time to obtain the money?

No, there is not.

As you're going on honeymoon trip tomorrow.

So there is no time left I am afraid.

If you'll excuse me for a moment.

Can I get a coffee, please?

Well, I guess so...

Thank you.

What a day!

We're out of coffee!

What the hell are you doing?!

Whoa, buddy!

Did you see it?!

Are you out of your mind or what?!

Don't you think you crossed the line?!

I think I'll call your boss.

Feel free, but he won't be as nice as I am now.

Correct me if I am wrong but...

... you came here for money, not for touching my wife!

Don't expect an apology.

I don't do that.

Let me offer you something...

Do tell.

You can get one maybe two months to collect the money...

I am listening!

What do you have on your mind?

How are we supposed to do it?

Maybe he wants us to sell something...

If I like what I get you might have up to two months for the next payment.

And the point is I am going to fuck your wife here.

What did you just say?!

That was a joke, wasn't it?

You'll get two months to get the money if I have sex with her right here right now.

He is serious!

Of course I am!

Either sex or the money!

I am not sure now if I really heard what I think I heard!

100% positive.

Can you believe it?

What exactly are you thinking about?

You want to fuck my wife?!

That's right.

Get the hell out of our apartment! Now!

I am gonna call your boss.

We'll find another solution.

Alright, I am leaving.

Yeah, get out!

I am leaving.

But the others will come...

Greetings to your boss.

He'll send other people here and they won't be as nice as I am...

Say what?!

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

Don't you rush it, please!

Let's be reasonable here.

I am very reasonable.

I just explained you how it'd go if I left now.

Can we all calm down, please?

Let me just sip your "coffee".

How can they do this to us just out of nowhere?!

Calm down, honey!

We're gonna solve it!

I need a cigarette!

He wasn't serious about the other guys!

I was dead serious about it!

What's it gonna be?

Isn't there another way?

No, there is not.

Either me or the others.

Which means no sex...

... and I leave and send here the other guys.

And I am the pleasant option, trust me.

That's my final offer.

You'll get two months to think of what you did if your lady here will fuck me good.

Give me a moment to think, please.

Two months if you fuck my brains out.

I can't let him fuck you!

And showing you how nice I am there will be no interest.

I can't let this happen.

Let those bouncers come and I'll show them!

What if they hurt you?! Do you know them?

It's 100.000 CZK we are talking about.

I'm about to give you two months.

If your lady's any good.

And there will be absolutely no interest at all.

That's how nice I am.

I think this is a good deal.

Can I have your cigarette, honey?

What are we going to do?

I don't know.

I can't let this happen.

Those two months would literally save our asses...

... so we would have to tolerate him for couple of more minutes.

How long does it have to take?

10 to 20 minutes, I don't know...

I thought 3...

Maybe half an hour...

3 minutes? I am truly sorry for her if it takes you only 3 minutes...

Stop it!

We can go on a honeymoon tomorrow!

Are you thinking of doing this?!

Do I have a choice?

Wise words.

You can go and enjoy your Canary Islands holiday.

No stress about some money.

What have I done?

So many problems I got us in!

If this happens I need to go away.

What?!

Are you going to leave me alone here with him?

I'm not gonna watch you fucking my wife!

Yes, you are!

I am going to fuck you wife and you'll be watching it the whole time!

Why?!

Because I said so!

Holy crap!

I am so screwed...

All this on our wedding day...

What do you say, sexy girl?

Do we have another choice?

You don't.

You'll be watching it the whole time!

I don't see another option...

But I am not happy about this at all, just for you to know.

That's fine.

Just watch.

Can you guarantee us those two months?

Do we have your word?

It'll be two months if she can fuck me good.

It'll be one month if not.

I want your boss to confirm it.

My word will have to be enough for you.

I stand by my word.

Just think about tomorrow, honey!

I feel nauseous.

I really feel nauseous from all this...

We need to give him something or we're not going anywhere tomorrow...

Alright then.We don't have a choice anyway.

Let's get this over with and you get out of here then!

Look me in the eye.

Smile a bit.

And tell me everything is going to be fine.

Everything is going to be fine.

Good boy.

Your turn.

Do you think you're funny?

I am totally serious.

Do I look funny to you?

No, not really.

Look at the bright side.

What bright side here? He is going to fuck you!

We're going on a honeymoon tomorrow!

And we forget this ever happened.

Let's get this over with now...

Alright.

Don't be afraid and come closer to me.

This really isn't a joke, right?!

It's not a joke.

I think her ass is worth two months, don't you think?

Say something.

How about a year?

Let me see your ass and roll up the skirt.

That's one fine ass I say!

Now I understand why you invested so much money in this wedding!

Well, we'll see about that in a while.

Oh, my God!

Be gentle!

It seems she likes it!

But I don't!

Cute girl! Stay where you are.

Hold my hand.

Come closer to me.

Let's do this!

He's really going to fuck you!

And he's in...

She is super tight!

Thanks...

Look at her!

Like I want to...

Look at me fucking your wife!

Terrific...

That it is, indeed!

What a great pussy!

Well...

Isn't that enough?

We just started...

I am sorry, honey!

Don't be afraid.

You can have her in the evening...

My wife isn't some kind of tramp so everybody can use her!

That's not what I am doing here...

... I am just enjoying this...

And I think she's gonna be a bit too wide for you later...

This is so beautiful!

What was that?

Keep your leg down.

No, keep it up.

She's saving your ass here!

Honey, I do this for the both of us!

Exactly!

Do you want him to go away?

Be gentle!

It's not a race!

This can only happen to me...

It's gonna be alright!

Do you really think so?

Fun fact. I haven't fucked a bride before!

Respect that...

I do!

I think this is really enough now...

Alright!

Turn around, baby!

That's what I'm talking about!

Can you help me take this off, honey? It's too hot in here!

Is it? Is it hot in here?!

Think of something else.

Why didn't I go to bank in the first place?

A bank would fuck you even more!

This is how you like it, baby?

Show me your titties!

You don't need tits. It's already enough that you fuck her!

She's working hard to pay for your mistakes!

This is a nightmare!

I will never get this out of my head!

Sure you will!

You're not supposed to like this!

But I'm not!

So why do you do this?

So I like it!

Play with your pussy for me!

Let it go, honey!

Let her play!

It's alright, honey!

I can see you're totally wet!

No, I'm not!

I can totally hear it!

That's not true, honey!

I can't watch this...

Honey, this is not my fault!

I know, I know!

Play with your pussy, that's it!

Do you like it?

Yeah!

What?!

Errrm, no!

Honey, please don't listen to what I 'm saying.

I'm only telling him what he wants to hear!

Exactly what I want to hear, yeah!

What a lovely pussy!

I think we're done here or...?

What if you sit on me?

What a view! What a view!

How much longer is this going to take?!

How about three minutes?

Fuck my ass!

That's how you like it, right?

No anal!

It's only 100.000 CZK, not a beach house!

Sit on me!

Honey, it's been just few minutes!

Few minutes?!

It feels like ages!

You're so beautiful!

Fuck me harder!

So I think this would be enough, right?

Few more moments, honey!

Are you kidding me?

Did you just tell me to wait few more moments?!

Do you really have to moan so much?!

Sorry!

Yes, she does have to moan!

Slower, slower!

Keep looking at us!

Keep looking at her!

Do you like her ass?

Terrific...

Yeah, yours too...

Fuck me! Faster!

It takes really too long already!

That's how I like it!

Put it back in.

That's my girl!

Lean against me.

I can hold you.

Lean against me.

I can do this more than three minutes!

You're such a beauty!

What a cute bride you are!

Fuck me!

I am so gonna cum inside you!

The hell no!

Nobody's cumming inside her!

What?

He doesn't want me to cum inside you.

Honey!

I am gonna cum!

Come on, do it!

I want you to cum for me!

Cum for me!

Keep on fucking!

Oh my God! You are so wet!

Come on, on your knees!

I will cum in your mouth!

Suck my dick!

You can take that off now.

You have a very cute wife I must tell you!

Yeah, thanks...

That's what I call a future investment!

What have I done?!

Hold on, we're nearly done.

Don't you dare to swallow!

I'm gonna cum right in her mouth!

That's my girl!

So I can honestly tell you...

... you've just earned the two months.

... thank you very much...

Can you just leave now?!

Calm down, will you?

You leave me alone!

I just realized I'd also like to take those expensive pots!

What?!

I wanted to make a goulash!

So he cums in her mouth and takes our things...!