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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,958 --> 00:00:07,916 - [beeps] - [woman] Bro, remember Obama? 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,375 [man] I do not. Who's that? 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:09,458 --> 00:00:11,791 [woman scoffs] Asshole. You do. Cut it out, man. 6 00:00:11,875 --> 00:00:13,958 - [man] Barack Obama. Just hit me. - [woman] Of course. 7 00:00:14,041 --> 00:00:18,375 Barack Hussein, which by the way is the coldest middle name in the game. 8 00:00:18,458 --> 00:00:20,958 It's like if my middle name was Gambino Crime Family. 9 00:00:21,041 --> 00:00:22,916 - It's just gangster. Come on, man. - [man laughs] 10 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,833 - I mean, he smoked Newports. - [woman] Newports. 11 00:00:24,916 --> 00:00:26,125 [man] What else you gonna say? 12 00:00:26,208 --> 00:00:29,208 The president of the United States was smoking Newports. 13 00:00:29,291 --> 00:00:30,666 I'm like, this is my guy. 14 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:31,708 [woman] Bro, has to be. 15 00:00:31,791 --> 00:00:34,958 He's smoking the preferred cigarette of crackheads across the globe. 16 00:00:35,041 --> 00:00:35,875 [man laughing] 17 00:00:35,958 --> 00:00:39,500 [woman] That's what I love about Barack, is like, he's become such an icon. 18 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:40,750 He's kind of like Jesus. 19 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:43,416 Like, he could just be whatever version of him you want him to be. 20 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:46,000 - [man] Hmm. - [Mo] My Barack does gay stuff sometimes. 21 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:47,750 - [man laughing] - [woman] Only when on coke. 22 00:00:47,833 --> 00:00:48,875 You know what I'm saying? 23 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:51,541 He don't do a lot of coke, just, like, a little bit off the nail. 24 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:53,666 And just only when it's, like, special occasions. 25 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:54,958 Like a real big win. 26 00:00:55,041 --> 00:00:57,250 He's like, "I'mma do coke and a little bit of gay stuff." 27 00:00:57,333 --> 00:01:00,666 [man] Does your Barack do coke to excuse his gay stuff? 28 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:02,125 - [woman] Of course. - [man] Right. 29 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:05,375 Then he just has an out at the end to go, like, "I was on coke. It was fine." 30 00:01:05,458 --> 00:01:06,458 - [woman] Yeah. - [man] Okay. 31 00:01:06,541 --> 00:01:08,875 But really he just woke up that day wanting to do some stuff. 32 00:01:08,958 --> 00:01:10,625 - [woman] "Gonna do gay stuff." - [man] Yeah. 33 00:01:10,708 --> 00:01:13,333 - [woman laughing] "Let me get a bump." - [man chuckles] Yeah. 34 00:01:13,416 --> 00:01:16,666 - ["Chitty Bang" by Leikeli47 playing] - [vocalizing] 35 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:28,500 ♪ Back again up in this motherfucker Entertain us, all you motherfuckers… ♪ 36 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:31,083 [woman] Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to The Mo and E-Z Show. 37 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:36,416 I'm Mo, and to my left is my favorite Jew with nothing to do, my boy E-Z. 38 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,333 It was a better time, in general. 39 00:01:38,416 --> 00:01:41,208 {\an8}- 2014, bro. Just a good year. - Unbelievable. 40 00:01:41,291 --> 00:01:42,625 {\an8}- Meek Mill was with Nicki. - Mm-hmm. 41 00:01:42,708 --> 00:01:44,916 {\an8}Bobby Shmurda came out and went in. 42 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,083 {\an8}- [chuckles] - You had the Ice Bucket, uh, Challenge. 43 00:01:47,166 --> 00:01:49,333 {\an8}- [Mo] Yes, yes. - [E-Z] What was that, ALS? 44 00:01:49,416 --> 00:01:52,541 {\an8}Dude, ALS is the most paid disease of all time. 45 00:01:52,625 --> 00:01:55,166 {\an8}- [laughing] - ALS made more than LeBron that year. 46 00:01:55,250 --> 00:02:00,166 {\an8}- ALS is on the boat with Jay and Beyoncé. - [laughing] For sure. 47 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:03,166 {\an8}They're like, "Let me tell you what it's like to be rich." 48 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:05,458 {\an8}♪ Ooh, chitty-chitty bang… ♪ 49 00:02:05,541 --> 00:02:08,916 {\an8}The BLM movement, though, is so serious right now. 50 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,291 {\an8}It's everywhere, for sure. 51 00:02:10,375 --> 00:02:13,583 {\an8}This feels like they got the same people who did marketing for Cuties and kale. 52 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:15,291 {\an8}- [laughing] - They're Blackening everything. 53 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:18,583 {\an8}Black iCarly, Black Wonder Years, 54 00:02:18,666 --> 00:02:20,416 {\an8}which is set in the same time period, 55 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,708 {\an8}and it's like, bro, I don't wanna watch Black Kevin Arnold 56 00:02:22,791 --> 00:02:26,375 {\an8}gets sprayed by a hose for a half an hour every friggin' Friday. 57 00:02:26,458 --> 00:02:27,416 {\an8}[laughing] 58 00:02:28,666 --> 00:02:31,666 {\an8}Yeah, I feel like once a Black person won a gold medal for swimming, 59 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:33,958 {\an8}it was pretty much a wrap on race relations. 60 00:02:34,041 --> 00:02:37,083 {\an8}Yo, I saw a dude fencing in the Olympics, a Black dude, this past Olympics. 61 00:02:37,166 --> 00:02:39,875 {\an8}- I was like, "Man, too much." - [laughs] You're like, "Over the line." 62 00:02:39,958 --> 00:02:41,375 {\an8}- Over the line. Back up. - [laughing] 63 00:02:41,458 --> 00:02:43,875 {\an8}Like, when they took the Confederate flags out of NASCAR, 64 00:02:43,958 --> 00:02:45,416 {\an8}I was like, "Nah, let 'em have that." 65 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:48,041 {\an8}You take too much too fast, they be out looking for meat. 66 00:02:48,125 --> 00:02:49,958 {\an8}- [laughing] - You know what I'm saying? 67 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:59,375 [crowd singing in Hebrew] 68 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:03,875 [singing continues] 69 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:23,541 [singing continues] 70 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:35,791 - Please be seated. - [E-Z] Oh, my God. 71 00:03:35,875 --> 00:03:38,208 That was standing up for 45 minutes. 72 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:40,791 - That was, like, the longest one. - [woman] Shh! 73 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:44,958 So we just finished widduy, the confession, 74 00:03:45,041 --> 00:03:47,041 which we do in the plural. 75 00:03:47,125 --> 00:03:49,166 - We take responsibility… - [woman 2 chuckles] 76 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:50,791 Mom, why do I have to wear this dress, 77 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:52,916 and he gets to dress like he's at Summer Jam? 78 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,333 [rabbi] …lives were created, but these… 79 00:03:55,416 --> 00:03:57,875 Ezra, where's your yarmulke? 80 00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:00,833 Oh, shit. Left it in the car. 81 00:04:00,916 --> 00:04:04,541 Okay. Honey, I'm not square, okay? 82 00:04:04,625 --> 00:04:07,541 Nobody thinks I'm square. Everyone thinks I'm cool. 83 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:08,625 - I'm hip. - [groans] 84 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:11,000 People think I'm a very youthful person. 85 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:14,833 "I get it." You know, you're expressing yourself with these illustrations. 86 00:04:14,916 --> 00:04:17,458 Graffiti all over your body. Okay, fine. 87 00:04:17,541 --> 00:04:20,958 But it is Yom Kippur, goddamn it. 88 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:24,541 First of all, can you please stop saying "I get it" and using air quotes? 89 00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:27,541 And second of all, when someone says, "I'm cool. I get it," 90 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:29,750 they never are cool, and they never get it. 91 00:04:29,833 --> 00:04:31,916 - You shouldn't have to say that. - That's not true. 92 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,583 You won't be able to be buried in a Jewish cemetery. 93 00:04:34,666 --> 00:04:37,083 Bubby, I love you so much, respectfully, 94 00:04:37,833 --> 00:04:39,041 but I'll be dead. 95 00:04:39,125 --> 00:04:41,458 I don't give a shit where I'm buried, respectfully. 96 00:04:41,541 --> 00:04:43,916 You can take my ashes, and you can flush them down the urinal 97 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,458 at Dodger Stadium, respectfully. 98 00:04:45,541 --> 00:04:48,333 Oh, so now you're disrespecting the Dodgers? 99 00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:50,666 I wanna be buried next to Rihanna. 100 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,208 - [mother] Rihanna? - [man] Yeah. 101 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:55,375 Okay, I'm gonna scrape those tattoos off myself, 102 00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:58,166 and I'm gonna bury you in a double-wide coffin with me. 103 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,000 - Okay, how about that? - Sounds good. 104 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:01,083 Sounds good. 105 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:03,166 [rabbi] …their children to bed… 106 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:06,250 [mother sighs] 107 00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:08,833 Thanks for that. I appreciate it. 108 00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:13,541 You look like a dad who lost his kid at Coachella. 109 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:18,500 You look like the principal of a Hebrew school version of Hogwarts. 110 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:22,125 You look like a young Hulk Hogan. 111 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:26,000 I have a question. What do you and the rabbi talk about in the car 112 00:05:26,083 --> 00:05:29,583 on the way to the rabbinical witch outlet store? 113 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:34,000 Is it a lot of music? Or is there heavy conversation? 114 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:36,833 [hip-hop music playing] 115 00:05:36,916 --> 00:05:39,875 ♪ Maybe sometime… ♪ 116 00:05:39,958 --> 00:05:42,541 [chattering] 117 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:43,958 [Ezra] Hi. 118 00:05:44,041 --> 00:05:46,166 - Ezra! [laughs] - [Ezra] Hey, how are ya? 119 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:48,208 - How are ya? - How old are you? 120 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:49,708 I'm… I'm 35 now. 121 00:05:49,791 --> 00:05:50,958 Got a girlfriend? 122 00:05:51,041 --> 00:05:52,166 No. 123 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:55,625 You say that so cavalier, like it's a bad thing. 124 00:05:55,708 --> 00:05:57,208 You don't like getting pussy? 125 00:05:57,708 --> 00:06:00,125 Well, hearing the word pussy come out of your mouth 126 00:06:00,208 --> 00:06:02,000 does make me question whether or not I like it. 127 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:03,750 It's 2022! 128 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:06,916 Maybe the kid enjoys smoking the Hebrew Nationals. 129 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,625 I know you're trying to be progressive, but it's coming off crazy homophobic. 130 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:14,916 But it's… it's good to see you. And, uh, stay… stay alive. 131 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,041 - [man] Hey, hey, bud, bud. - Hey, Doc. 132 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:18,541 Hi, how's your penis? 133 00:06:19,208 --> 00:06:21,666 Uh, I think it's… I think it's good. 134 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:24,583 - Yeah, uh, listen, uh, come with me. - I think-- 135 00:06:24,666 --> 00:06:28,208 Let's go to the bathroom, and, uh, we'll take a look, okay? 136 00:06:28,291 --> 00:06:30,791 - I'm good. - No, no, it's fine. It's fine. 137 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:33,333 Don't… don't worry. Uh, it's on the house. 138 00:06:33,416 --> 00:06:35,083 There's not gonna be a charge. 139 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:37,791 - No, it's not the price that concerns me. - Oh. 140 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,625 - It's more the concept. - I see. 141 00:06:39,708 --> 00:06:41,416 - You sure? We can go-- - [grandmother] Doctor! 142 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:44,625 My teeth are getting crooked again. 143 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:46,791 [doctor] Uh-huh. If you open your mouth real wide. 144 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:48,083 - [mother] Ezzy. - [Ezra] Uh-huh. 145 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:50,583 I want you to be chill right now. 146 00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:53,500 - But Kim Glassman is over there. - Mm-hmm. 147 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:55,416 And she is totally checking you out. 148 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,708 - Right now, okay? - Uh-huh. 149 00:06:57,791 --> 00:07:00,208 And she just completed her doctorate at Harvard, 150 00:07:00,291 --> 00:07:02,958 and she is crazy lit. 151 00:07:03,041 --> 00:07:04,625 Right over there. You see her? 152 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:06,458 Yeah, she just-- and she saw you point at her. 153 00:07:06,541 --> 00:07:09,916 - She didn't see. - [Ezra] Yeah, she 100% percent saw. 154 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,625 She's got it here, here, the whole nine yards. 155 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:14,458 Yeah, you like her body and her mind. 156 00:07:14,541 --> 00:07:15,958 - I do. I do. - Okay. 157 00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:18,166 Yeah, I think, um, my old orthodontist 158 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:22,083 just did some really weird sexual shit with me just now. 159 00:07:22,166 --> 00:07:23,750 Who? Oh, Dr. Green? 160 00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:26,625 - Yeah, Dr. Green. - Oh, yeah, he's in a lot of trouble. 161 00:07:26,708 --> 00:07:29,708 - He's in trouble? - Yeah, he's in a lot of trouble. 162 00:07:29,791 --> 00:07:31,250 - Yeah. - Okay, so that's like a thing? 163 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:33,500 [inhales] Uh, well, he hasn't been convicted. 164 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:35,833 Totally. In the four seconds I spoke with him, 165 00:07:35,916 --> 00:07:38,083 he tried to pull me in the bathroom and look at my dick, 166 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:41,250 so I'm just gonna say I might support the accusers on this one. 167 00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:42,875 I will say that there is a legal system, 168 00:07:42,958 --> 00:07:45,125 and you have to have respect for the legal system, Ezzy. 169 00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:46,416 - Okay. - Yeah. 170 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,375 You're backing him on this one. All right, okay. 171 00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:49,916 Well, you know… 172 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,083 Innocent until proven guilty. I believe in that. I'm sure you do too. 173 00:07:53,166 --> 00:07:55,250 - Correct, and I think I'm gonna bounce. - Right? 174 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:57,666 - This has been a lot for one Yom Kippur. - Honey. I love you. 175 00:07:57,750 --> 00:07:59,958 - I love you. You look great. Okay. - I love my baby boy. 176 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:03,166 ♪ Feeling like I'm floating to the ceiling Is it magic? ♪ 177 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,833 ♪ Baby, tell me why you disappearing This is magic ♪ 178 00:08:05,916 --> 00:08:08,541 ♪ I won't ever tell 'em how I did it It was magic ♪ 179 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:09,916 ♪ Can you imagine? ♪ 180 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,541 ♪ Money in the mattress Love the way I stack it ♪ 181 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,000 ♪ I can make it rain blue… ♪ 182 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:16,333 So, um, your mom says you work in finance? 183 00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:18,125 Yes, I'm a broker. 184 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:22,708 Well, that's, like, gotta be so exciting, working with so much money all the time. 185 00:08:22,791 --> 00:08:24,416 Yeah, it's not really my dream job. 186 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:25,958 Well, what is? 187 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,541 You're gonna laugh if I tell you. 188 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:29,916 - [laughs] - Oh, God. 189 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 You're not, like, a Reiki instructor, are you? 190 00:08:32,083 --> 00:08:35,541 No. No, my homie and I, we have a podcast. 191 00:08:35,625 --> 00:08:37,625 [laughing] 192 00:08:37,708 --> 00:08:38,958 [clears throat] Seriously? 193 00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:41,916 Yeah, yeah. 194 00:08:42,791 --> 00:08:44,500 Well, what's it about? 195 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:46,250 The culture. 196 00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:48,125 What culture? 197 00:08:48,208 --> 00:08:49,625 You know, the culture. 198 00:08:49,708 --> 00:08:52,041 Music, fashion, sports. 199 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:56,666 I mean, you're a Jew from West LA. What do you know about the culture? 200 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,791 Maybe deli culture, but… [laughs] 201 00:08:58,875 --> 00:08:59,833 Hmm. [chuckles] 202 00:08:59,916 --> 00:09:02,833 - [continues laughing] - Mm-hmm. 203 00:09:03,708 --> 00:09:05,458 [slurps] 204 00:09:05,541 --> 00:09:06,750 That's a good one. 205 00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:09,958 Honestly, I'm starting to think 206 00:09:10,041 --> 00:09:12,708 I'm never gonna meet a woman who understands me. 207 00:09:12,791 --> 00:09:16,125 Bruh, you have got to stop being so thirsty, man. 208 00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:17,166 It's disgusting! 209 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:19,000 I don't think I've heard of a man ever 210 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:21,875 who wanted to be in a relationship so badly besides Drake. 211 00:09:21,958 --> 00:09:23,541 And I'm talking Views Drake. 212 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:24,916 I feel like Views Drake. 213 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,625 I feel like I'm alone on a building in Toronto 214 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:28,750 dangling my legs off, 215 00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:30,625 wondering what it's like to feel companionship. 216 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:31,666 That's the space I'm in. 217 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:34,750 Well, I need you to dig deep down in that little Jewish body of yours 218 00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:36,833 and pull out CLB Drake, okay? 219 00:09:36,916 --> 00:09:38,833 Certified Lover Boy energy all through here. 220 00:09:38,916 --> 00:09:41,750 I don't have Certified Lover Boy energy, Drake energy right now. 221 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:45,833 I just don't. I'm… I'm literally… I'm literally Take Care Drake. 222 00:09:46,416 --> 00:09:48,750 I'm at an Italian restaurant by myself 223 00:09:48,833 --> 00:09:51,416 with a bunch of chains, drinking Manischewitz out of a goblet 224 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,541 and wondering when the fuck is it my turn 225 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:55,791 to feel, like, deep happiness and connection. 226 00:09:55,875 --> 00:09:58,041 And if I'm being honest about our friendship, 227 00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:01,041 I feel like you're being a bit Pusha T right now towards me. 228 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:02,791 And I need you to be more Future to me. 229 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:05,125 I need a collaboration instead of a diss. 230 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,666 Well, maybe your ass needs a bully right now, bro. 231 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:09,333 Someone to push you around. 232 00:10:09,416 --> 00:10:11,166 You're not even giving me Take Care Drake. 233 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:13,083 You're giving me "Houstatlantavegas" Drake. 234 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:15,750 I'm talking crying over strippers, no beard, 235 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,458 big upper lip. 236 00:10:17,541 --> 00:10:18,833 Get it together, dawg. 237 00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:22,625 You're right, I'm… 238 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,166 I need to be more CLB Drake. 239 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,166 [Mo] You'll be all right. 240 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:29,333 Just gotta find that person, You know what I mean? 241 00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:32,333 Like, you need a shorty who surfs, but also can Milly Rock. 242 00:10:32,416 --> 00:10:35,625 [hip-hop music playing] ♪ Doesn't mean we shouldn't try… ♪ 243 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:39,750 - Can I help you with that? - [scoffs] Oh, my God. No, I'm good. 244 00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:42,583 Come on, why are you acting like this? I feel like you blocked me. 245 00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:45,916 Um, I didn't block you, okay? I don't do weird shit like that. 246 00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:49,541 - Well, did you change your phone number? - [sighs] I did. 247 00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:51,750 Yo, you don't think that's weird? 248 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:54,791 Chris, do you wanna know why we really just don't work out together? 249 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:57,458 Yeah, I'm… I'm really, really curious. 250 00:10:57,541 --> 00:10:59,416 'Cause you don't know how to keep it real. 251 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,666 You just say whatever you think I wanna hear, 252 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:02,750 and it feels fake. 253 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:06,083 And I don't really feel seen by you in any way. 254 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,500 [scoffs] All I do is see you, girl. 255 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:11,875 I'm always on your social media. I'm staring at you right now. 256 00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:14,875 You know what? It's like James Baldwin said. 257 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,958 "The most dangerous creation of any society 258 00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:20,125 is the man who has nothing to lose." 259 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:22,791 I don't have shit to lose 'cause I already lost you. 260 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:25,833 [sighs] All right, gimme your phone. 261 00:11:25,916 --> 00:11:28,458 Girl, you had me out here sweating. 262 00:11:28,541 --> 00:11:32,916 It's so crazy because my dad loves James Baldwin, 263 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,041 and that is, like, one of his favorite quotes. 264 00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:38,958 And here's a text message from my dad to you, 265 00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:40,750 telling you to tell me the same shit. 266 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,041 Your father and I are in a book club together. 267 00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:44,125 - I don't-- - [woman] Peace. 268 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,125 - Bye, Chris. - It's an information exchange. 269 00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:49,541 - [woman] Stay away from my house. - We put each other onto different authors. 270 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:50,833 [engine turns over] 271 00:11:50,916 --> 00:11:52,416 - Ra-Ra. - [woman] Stop calling me that! 272 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,083 - [Chris] Ra-- - [woman] It's so weird. 273 00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:56,625 - [hip-hop music playing] - [vocalizing] 274 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,666 [men and women chattering] 275 00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:09,500 [man] My mom just bought some last night. 276 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:13,458 [laughs] Here he is. Biggest swinging dick in the West! 277 00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:14,625 [Ezra] There he is. 278 00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:18,541 Got his-- You have a big swinging penis yourself there, my man. 279 00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,708 The boss man. 280 00:12:24,791 --> 00:12:26,958 You made that exchange weird, Ezra. 281 00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,708 Goddamn it, all right. What's done is done, right? 282 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,666 I'm… I'm not good with greetings, so… 283 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,250 Just throw back a "hey." 284 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,125 - Hey. - Grease the wheel and say, "Hey." 285 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:36,750 - Swing it up. - [boss] "Hey, boss." 286 00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:38,291 - Hey, boss. - "Champ. Killer." 287 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,416 "Dude." Not dude. 288 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:40,541 Big dick boss. 289 00:12:41,791 --> 00:12:43,000 Or whatever you wanna say. 290 00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:45,958 "Here he is, biggest swinging dick in the West." 291 00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:48,000 There we go. You have a big penis. 292 00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:50,750 - Fuck, dude, I'm sorry. - I'm not even looking for a shake. 293 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,166 You're belaboring a greeting. 294 00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:53,333 Right. 295 00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:56,083 What if I said "great fucking weather" to you, what would you say? 296 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,791 The weather's great for you too. 297 00:12:58,666 --> 00:12:59,750 You would say that? 298 00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:01,833 I don't know, I-- 299 00:13:01,916 --> 00:13:03,916 Forget it. Just… Just pick up the phone, come on. 300 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 - I understand. Got it. - We're burning time. Come on. 301 00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:07,833 - Pick it up. - Let's go. Let's sell some stuff. 302 00:13:07,916 --> 00:13:08,875 You're the man. 303 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,333 - [boss] Giddyup. - Let's go, baby. 304 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,541 Money, money, money, baby. 305 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:17,333 ["Gold Fronts" by Fousheé playing] ♪ They don't make enough paper… ♪ 306 00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:20,208 [engine revs] 307 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:22,083 - [GPS] Make a complete U-turn. - [tires screech] 308 00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:25,458 Then a sharp left turn, then another U-turn. 309 00:13:25,541 --> 00:13:27,125 What? [scoffs] 310 00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:29,833 ♪ They can't take my gold fronts They can't take… ♪ 311 00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:33,000 [GPS] Make a complete U-turn, then a sharp left turn. 312 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,541 - Then another U-turn. - What the fuck! 313 00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:36,666 ♪ That I just rolled up ♪ 314 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:40,125 ♪ They can't take my gold blunt Can't tape my bullet holes up ♪ 315 00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:43,666 ♪ Can't take my close-up They can't break my hoes up… ♪ 316 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:46,208 - [GPS] Make a complete U-turn, then-- - [screaming] 317 00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:48,583 - What the fuck! What are you doing? - Get the fuck out! 318 00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:50,541 - Get out! Help! I'm being attacked! - What? 319 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,458 - You're attacking me! Stop! Stop! - Get out! 320 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,708 - Please, relax! Fine, okay! - [whimpers] 321 00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:57,750 But you're not getting five stars. This is fucked up. 322 00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,958 Fuck you. I'm not no Uber driver. 323 00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:02,166 You're not? 324 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,541 No, I'm not. I'm on my way to work, weirdo. 325 00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:07,000 - [GPS] Make a complete U-turn… - [sighs] Oh, shit. 326 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,458 I am so sorry. 327 00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:09,708 No, you're not. 328 00:14:09,791 --> 00:14:12,333 You saw a Black woman in an inexpensive car 329 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:15,166 and thought it was your God-given white right 330 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,583 to get in my backseat and tell me where to go. 331 00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:21,291 It's a tale as old as time with your racist ass. Get out! 332 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:24,291 I know this seems like a racism. 333 00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:25,666 - [scoffs] - But it's not. 334 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:29,833 My… My Uber driver is a Black woman who drives a Mini Cooper. 335 00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:33,000 Her name is Hyacinth Ajanlekoko… 336 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,500 - Oh, wow. - Butatembe. 337 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,833 - So… - Okay. 338 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:39,875 So I guess Hyacinth-whatever looks like me since we all look alike. 339 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:44,458 I mean, honestly, fucking you guys are twins. 340 00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:49,416 {\an8}[woman] Oh, my God, wait. She really does look like me. 341 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,875 Yeah, this is like a 23 and Me situation. 342 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,666 Like, I wanna introduce you guys. 343 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,666 - Okay… - You're better looking for sure. 344 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:58,208 Sir, can you get out of my car, please? Thank you. 345 00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:01,750 Look, look, look. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 346 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,750 [chuckles] This was insane. 347 00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:07,625 Let me make it up to you. I know my way around Century City. 348 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,875 Let me get you where you're going. 349 00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:11,666 Who said I was lost? 350 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:15,083 [GPS] Make a complete U-turn, then a sharp left turn, 351 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:16,875 then another U-turn. 352 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,166 - Look, okay, but can you hurry up? - [chuckles] 353 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,250 Because I really cannot be late to work, for real. 354 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,250 [Ezra] Of course. 355 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,500 - Just make a right at the light. - Okay. 356 00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,666 This ain't no Driving Miss Daisy shit, okay? 357 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,416 - Okay. - [woman] Don't kill me. 358 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,666 [Ezra] I'm not gonna kill you. Please don't kill me. 359 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:33,750 - [woman] I'm not. - [Ezra] You're the one who beat me. 360 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,458 [woman] I don't know you. Shit. 361 00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:37,208 [Ezra] My name is Ezra. What is your name? 362 00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:38,375 [woman] Amira. 363 00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:40,916 ["Last Time That I Checc'd" by Nipsey Hussle playing] 364 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,291 ♪ It was no smut on my rep Last time that I checked ♪ 365 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,833 ♪ I was selling zones in the set ♪ 366 00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:48,541 ♪ Make a quarter mil no sweat Last time that I checked ♪ 367 00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:52,250 ♪ I'm the street's voice out West Legendary self-made progress ♪ 368 00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:53,958 ♪ Last time that I checked ♪ 369 00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:56,083 ♪ First you get the money Last time that I checked ♪ 370 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,125 [man] Who's Ezra? 371 00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,541 Hello. Dang, why y'all up in my business? 372 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,375 [man] Why's your phone all up in my business? 373 00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:05,791 Ezra is somebody I met that I'm going to lunch with. 374 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,916 What kind of name is Ezra? 375 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:11,750 Is he like a third-generation civil rights activist 376 00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:14,791 or keeping-the-peace ass nigga? 377 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:18,250 [chuckles] No, he's… he's white. 378 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,166 He's white? 379 00:16:20,541 --> 00:16:21,958 - Nigga! - Shut up! 380 00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:24,625 I'm sorry. Just that's new for you. 381 00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:27,125 - I know. - Sounds interesting. 382 00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:31,125 Well, first of all, you know, don't let Akbar find out about that. Jesus. 383 00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,500 Well, for your information, 384 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,916 I don't date based off of Daddy's approval, okay? I'm grown. 385 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,041 ["The Payback" by James Brown playing] 386 00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,250 ♪ Revenge ♪ 387 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,333 ♪ I'm mad! ♪ 388 00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:45,375 ♪ You get down with my girlfriend, huh ♪ 389 00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:48,083 ♪ That ain't right… ♪ 390 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,208 [man] Okay, you're not tough. 391 00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:53,833 Oh, hi, Daddy! 392 00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:55,208 - What's up? - Gimme a kiss. 393 00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,000 What's going on, boy? 394 00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:00,916 - Same thing. - Yeah. 395 00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:05,375 Hey, now, is it my imagination, 396 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,125 or are Black folks' hair getting curlier and curlier? 397 00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:10,458 Look. Look at everybody's hair. 398 00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:12,458 Everybody in the place is all wavy. 399 00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:15,125 Except for this nigga. 400 00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:18,416 I actually have the nappiest hair in this place. 401 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,250 - [Amira clicks tongue] - And I wear it proudly. 402 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:24,125 - [chuckling] - How am I the darkest person in the room? 403 00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:27,291 There's not one tar-black nigga in this whole room. 404 00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:28,750 And I mean, back in the day, 405 00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:30,958 that was what you saw the most when you went in a room. 406 00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:33,708 It was, you know, niggas everywhere. Now you got… 407 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,958 Eventually everybody gonna be looking like Bruno Mars. 408 00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,416 A lot sooner than you think. 409 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,625 What that mean? 410 00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,500 Gonna tell him about your date, Amira? 411 00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:46,041 - Shut up, Omar. - [Omar] Oh, okay. 412 00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:47,875 What you talking about? Chris? 413 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,916 Oh, no, Daddy, not Chris. 414 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,958 - No, not Chris. - Not Chris. 415 00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:53,166 He's a Muslim, right? 416 00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:56,833 Um, yes. He's African. 417 00:17:56,916 --> 00:17:59,458 - He's African. - [Amira] He's definitely African. 418 00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:01,500 And, um, he's Muslim. I think so. 419 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:02,958 Is he Sunni or Nation? 420 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,458 S-Sunni. 421 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,541 Watch out for those brothers. Yeah, they like Lakers fans. 422 00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:11,416 Don't know shit about basketball, but love to be all up at Staples, 423 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,583 looking around at everybody, trying to be seen. 424 00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:15,625 Isn't the Nation more like Laker fans, 425 00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:18,041 'cause they're the ones who just discovered the religion? 426 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,125 Shut up, stupid. 427 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:21,833 What you drinking? 428 00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:24,708 A tropical banana whip with bee pollen. It's good. 429 00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:26,583 Bee pollen? Why you need bee pollen? 430 00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,916 Bee pollen? What, they ain't have no butterfly dust? 431 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,458 You know, I'm starting to hate the world more and more each day. 432 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:34,541 You know, this place used to be our thing. 433 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,291 Then white folks figured out 434 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:40,166 that not only did Magic Johnson and Dr. Sebi figure out how to cure AIDS, 435 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,541 but we also have delicious patties and smoothies. 436 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:45,666 Yeah, but, like, shouldn't we be happy that they're patronizing our business? 437 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,416 But at what cost, Amira? 438 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:51,875 Uh, financial freedom, cultural empowerment, market expansion. 439 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:54,166 You know what? Somebody gonna bust your teeth out one day. 440 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,500 [Amira chuckles] 441 00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:57,958 You just make sure you pray with this guy. 442 00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:59,458 That's how I met your mother. 443 00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:02,416 We prayed together, and we knew we was meant for each other. 444 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,375 - [Amira] Mm-mm. - Didn't you meet Mom at Pep Boys? 445 00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:06,750 Trying to return a half used bottle of Fix-a-Flat? 446 00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,000 No, I met your mother, 447 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:11,541 and we fell in love through our mutual love of God and prayer. 448 00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:13,625 - [Amira] Hmm. - [father] I'm always telling y'all. 449 00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:16,333 If you get your beliefs in line, your heart's gonna follow. 450 00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,166 Hmm. 451 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,166 So I just imagined the Pep Boys thing? 452 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,125 What the fuck is wrong with you, man? 453 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:27,708 ["Classic" by Meek Mill playing] ♪ Meek Milly's coming, Daddy ♪ 454 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:31,041 ♪ Hey! Spitting all this hot shit Every single bar cool ♪ 455 00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,791 ♪ Diamonds in the Rollie face Animated cartoon ♪ 456 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,791 ♪ Call me Meek Milly I don't play that shit ♪ 457 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,875 - ♪ Right ♪ - ♪ I'm gonna rock this ball, man ♪ 458 00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:39,375 ♪ Like I make that shit ♪ 459 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:42,166 ♪ I've been front row Fashion Week Looking like I'm in the show ♪ 460 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,625 ♪ Sitting in the foreign leather… ♪ 461 00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,750 [chuckles] Hold up. You're dating a "Black girl" Black girl? 462 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,333 I mean, I wouldn't put it that way. 463 00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:54,250 Yo, shut-- Bro, you bagged a real one? 464 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,958 This is crazy. 465 00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:58,291 Wait a minute though. This is way out of your league. 466 00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,083 If this girl is what you say she is, 467 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,916 then I'm pretty sure she smells like cocoa butter and expectations, bro. 468 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,416 - You may wanna slow down. - What do you mean? 469 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,625 [Mo scoffs] I'm just saying, I hope no one ends up dead. 470 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,666 Dead? 471 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,375 [scoffs] Yeah, dawg. 472 00:20:11,916 --> 00:20:13,250 In this social climate, 473 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:16,208 with this much racial intensity going on in this country now, 474 00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,541 you chose to pull a move like that? 475 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:21,000 Bold, bro. Real bold. 476 00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:23,000 I'm not pulling anything. 477 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,833 This isn't 'cause it's, like, a hot new thing. 478 00:20:24,916 --> 00:20:27,958 I'm not talking about a tie-dye sweatsuit. I'm talking about a person. 479 00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:30,416 A woman who I met, who I found interesting, 480 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:34,083 who's different than the other women that I know, so I asked her out. Who cares? 481 00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:38,291 Yo, please tell me you didn't buy a tie-dye sweatsuit. 482 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:39,833 Thank you. 483 00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,875 - [Amira clears throat] - [sighs] 484 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:45,708 You look great. 485 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,375 Oh, thank you. 486 00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:48,916 I like your fit. 487 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:52,541 Thank you. You don't look so bad yourself. 488 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,291 Are those Gucci slides? 489 00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:59,458 Yeah. Why? Are you trying to clown? 490 00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:03,916 No, I'm not trying to clown. No, not at all. I think they're awesome. 491 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,500 And I actually think they're the perfect shoe for a first date. 492 00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:08,750 Oh, this is date? 493 00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:13,416 Yeah. I mean, we're two adults, 494 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,666 at least one of us is interested in getting to know the other one, 495 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:19,125 meeting at a specific place at a designated time, 496 00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:22,250 and I'm pretty sure if I asked Siri, "Siri, what is a date?" 497 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,541 That would be the exact bar she would spit back at me. 498 00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:25,875 Bar? Okay. 499 00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:27,791 [chuckles] All right, Ezra. 500 00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:31,291 - Trying to cap me up. Brave. - [chuckles] 501 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:34,500 And I would never talk shit on your slides. 502 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:36,875 If you like something, you like it. 503 00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:39,708 I don't think anybody should be put in a box ever. 504 00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:46,041 That's real. I agree with you. 505 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:49,208 ["Stay High" by Childish Gambino and Brittany Howard playing] 506 00:21:51,916 --> 00:21:53,458 [indistinct chattering] 507 00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:54,916 [laughing] 508 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 [Amira] …eats a blueberry with a damn fork. 509 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,750 [chattering continues] 510 00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:02,333 ♪ And we hustle all day, don't we? ♪ 511 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,333 ♪ Yes, we do ♪ 512 00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:07,916 ♪ There comes a time ♪ 513 00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:10,333 ♪ There comes a time ♪ 514 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:16,083 ♪ At night, where we come play… ♪ 515 00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:19,458 [chattering and laughing continue] 516 00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:22,500 ♪ Laughing, hoping… ♪ 517 00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:23,958 [laughing] 518 00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:27,291 [laughing continues] 519 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:32,875 ♪ I just wanna stay high… ♪ 520 00:22:35,791 --> 00:22:37,875 [chattering] 521 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,416 ♪ With you ♪ 522 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,375 ♪ With you ♪ 523 00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:48,250 ♪ With you ♪ 524 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,458 ♪ With you ♪ 525 00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:53,250 [Amira laughing] You know… 526 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:55,833 Oh, my God, it looks like a fort. 527 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,416 [Ezra] It's cute. You know what we're doing? We're being cute! 528 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,500 - [Amira laughs] We're being cute! Oh, God! - Yeah. [laughs] 529 00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:03,416 - [Amira] You're crazy. - It's like a little tent. 530 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,250 [Amira] I've never done this before. 531 00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:08,583 You've just never dated such a creative blanket architect before. 532 00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:11,208 Never. I've never dated anybody so cute. 533 00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:13,041 [Ezra] Yes, come on, isn't it fun? 534 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,500 It's like we're in our own little world. 535 00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:18,166 It does feel like we are in our own little world. 536 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:22,458 Play some music. We need, like, a vibe. 537 00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:23,916 - [Ezra] Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 538 00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:26,750 Yeah. Any requests? 539 00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:28,291 No, I trust you. 540 00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:34,250 How about this? 541 00:23:34,875 --> 00:23:36,833 ["Best Part" by Daniel Caesar and H.E.R. playing] 542 00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:43,166 Oh, I love this song. 543 00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:45,791 You do? 544 00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:47,000 [Amira] Mm-hmm. 545 00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:50,916 ♪ You don't know, babe ♪ [echoing] 546 00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:55,250 ♪ When you hold me ♪ 547 00:23:55,333 --> 00:24:00,083 ♪ And kiss me slowly It's the sweetest thing ♪ 548 00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:04,250 ♪ It's the sunrise ♪ 549 00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:07,458 ♪ And those brown eyes, yes ♪ 550 00:24:08,416 --> 00:24:12,625 ♪ You're the one that I desire ♪ 551 00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:16,833 ♪ When we wake up… ♪ 552 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,750 So look. 553 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,750 I just don't be having sex with just anyone, 554 00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:25,541 so, whether you like it or not, 555 00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:27,125 we kind of go together now. 556 00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:32,416 Yeah, that's crazy. I was gonna say a similar kind of thing. 557 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,916 Maybe a little less junior high, a little more mature, but, uh… 558 00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:39,166 Yeah. You're my boo, come on. 559 00:24:40,416 --> 00:24:41,708 You already know. 560 00:24:41,791 --> 00:24:43,583 - You're obsessed with me. - No! 561 00:24:43,666 --> 00:24:44,750 I'm obsessed with you? 562 00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,125 - Yeah. - Okay. 563 00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:48,125 I see you leaving stuff around here. 564 00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:49,791 Judaism swagger. 565 00:24:49,875 --> 00:24:51,458 It's such a turn-on. 566 00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:53,500 - I just want a bagel and lox right now. - [laughing] 567 00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:55,958 I love you so much! 568 00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:57,083 So much! 569 00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:59,750 - I can't even restrain you! - [laughing] 570 00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:01,875 Shut up. 571 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:06,041 ♪ Oh, you're the best part ♪ 572 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:10,916 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! You're the best part ♪ 573 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,833 I think I'm a little nervous. 574 00:25:12,916 --> 00:25:14,791 No, don't be nervous. I'm nervous. 575 00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:16,208 Why are you nervous? 576 00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:17,875 'Cause my family's crazy. 577 00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,458 Everybody's family's crazy. 578 00:25:19,541 --> 00:25:21,791 - No. They're nuts. - [doorbell rings] 579 00:25:22,791 --> 00:25:25,958 - [laughing] Hello! Oh! - [Ezra] Hey, Mom. How are you? 580 00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:28,416 - [laughs] - Hi. 581 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,791 - Mom, this is Amira. - [gasps] 582 00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:31,500 Amira, this is my mom Shelley. 583 00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:32,416 Hi, Miss Shelley. 584 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,250 - It's so nice to meet you. - Oh. Miss Shelley. 585 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:38,458 Oh, my mom would kill me if I didn't address you in that way. 586 00:25:38,541 --> 00:25:41,416 Oh, absolutely. Whatever makes you comfortable is fine with me. 587 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:44,750 Oh, my gosh, you are so beautiful. 588 00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:47,875 I love your hair. I love your fingernails. 589 00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:49,291 Look at these rings! 590 00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:50,958 - I love them. [chuckles] - Thank you. 591 00:25:51,041 --> 00:25:52,916 - Thank you. - [gasps] Look at that, your name. 592 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,250 What about her earlobes and the bottom of her feet? 593 00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:57,500 - Oh, shut up. He loves to give me shit. - [Amira laughs] 594 00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:59,125 But I think your earlobes are good too. 595 00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:01,375 - [laughs] I do. Come in. Come in. Come in. - [laughs] 596 00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:03,333 - [Shelley] Isn't this fun? - Yeah, good stuff. 597 00:26:03,416 --> 00:26:06,958 Honey, honey, come and meet Amira. 598 00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:09,333 I hope I'm saying that right. Amira. 599 00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:11,541 - Yeah. Amira. It's just Amira. - Amira. Arnold. 600 00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:13,250 Come in, come in, come in and sit. 601 00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,375 - Uh, Amira. Yes! - [Amira] Yeah. 602 00:26:15,458 --> 00:26:19,333 [Shelley] We've got cheese and crackers, but if you need something else, 603 00:26:19,416 --> 00:26:22,041 I can have Lupita run to Whole Foods. Don't worry. 604 00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:24,875 She's going anyway because she's picking up my dry cleaning from Browns. 605 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,750 She's, uh, she's from Guatemala. 606 00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:29,625 [splutters] She, uh, Lupita. 607 00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:33,291 Uh, but, you know, we're like sisters, actually. 608 00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:35,500 She's literally like family. 609 00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:39,125 I mean, it's not even like work for her, really. 610 00:26:39,208 --> 00:26:40,041 [Amira chuckles] 611 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,833 I'm pretty sure it's like work for her. 612 00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:46,500 I don't think Lupita's coming all the way down here just, uh, pro bono, 613 00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:48,666 no money exchange, you know. 614 00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:51,375 - [laughs] Oh, come on. - [Ezra] I know. I'm just saying. 615 00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:53,250 - [Shelley] No, no, I get it, yeah, but-- - Yeah. 616 00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:54,916 Thank you, but that's not necessary. 617 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,458 - This looks nice. - [mouths] 618 00:26:56,541 --> 00:26:58,875 - Thank you. [chuckles] - [Shelley] Oh, fabulous. 619 00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:00,916 So, I understand you're a stylist. 620 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,041 Yeah, kind of, I'm, um-- I'm a costume designer. 621 00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:05,916 - But that's kind of like styling. - [both] Oh. 622 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,041 - Okay. - And she has the best style. 623 00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:08,958 [laughing] Yes. 624 00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:11,000 [Shelley] No, that I can tell, yes. 625 00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:14,625 Yeah, I actually do, uh, a little styling myself. 626 00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:16,041 - [Amira] Really? - [Shelley] Yeah. 627 00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:18,708 Oh, Ezra never said anything to me about that. 628 00:27:18,791 --> 00:27:22,250 I know, 'cause it's 100% not true. It's the first time hearing of it, so… 629 00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:27,458 No, no. No, no. I mean, on me and Dad-- or on Arnold. 630 00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:29,416 - And a few of our friends, yeah. - Okay. 631 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:31,458 Yeah, I… I audit their closets. 632 00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:34,958 Oh, um, how do you do that? 633 00:27:35,541 --> 00:27:37,666 Oh, uh, like, curate their clothes-- 634 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:38,666 Prune. 635 00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:41,625 [Shelley] Exactly. Yeah, and also give away things to shelters. 636 00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:43,916 I'm just known as someone with good taste. 637 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,125 And, I mean, I'm not trying to brag. That sounds so braggy. 638 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,208 [laughing] 639 00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:54,500 So, um, Amira, where are you from? 640 00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:55,708 - [Amira] Here. - Oh. 641 00:27:55,791 --> 00:27:57,958 Well, Baldwin Hills via Inglewood. 642 00:27:58,916 --> 00:28:00,916 Okay. Baldwin Hills. 643 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,375 Oh, that's something, yeah. 644 00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:05,083 I understand that Mike… 645 00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:08,333 uh, Magic Johnson has done a lot of wonderful things. 646 00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:10,250 [Arnold] Magic. What a ballplayer. 647 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:12,083 Boyish enthusiasm he played with. 648 00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:13,541 - Oh, yeah. - The smile! 649 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,833 - [Shelley] Yeah, he has a marvelous smile. - [Arnold] Yeah. 650 00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:17,958 [Shelley] Yeah. I saw him once at Gelson's. 651 00:28:18,041 --> 00:28:20,250 - He's really tall. - [exhales] 652 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:23,416 Actually, we had an opportunity to buy there about-- 653 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,208 - It was 15 years ago, but… [scoffs] - [groans] Oh, yeah. 654 00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:28,166 - …Arnold wouldn't go for it. - [imitates gunshot] 655 00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:31,666 Yeah, it's a shame you missed out on that first wave of early gentrification. 656 00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:34,291 You could've screwed a lot of people out of their property value. 657 00:28:34,375 --> 00:28:38,208 [chuckles] Okay, so this is our lovely and very opinionated daughter Liza. 658 00:28:38,291 --> 00:28:40,750 Come and meet your brother's new girlfriend. 659 00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:41,666 Hi. 660 00:28:42,541 --> 00:28:43,750 Hi. [chuckles] 661 00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:45,250 I mean, 662 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:47,583 hey. 663 00:28:47,666 --> 00:28:48,583 Okay. 664 00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:49,708 [scoffs] Pull over. 665 00:28:49,791 --> 00:28:51,541 [laughing] 666 00:28:51,625 --> 00:28:53,875 - She's spoken for. [chuckles] - [Amira chuckles] 667 00:28:53,958 --> 00:28:56,500 Um, Liza's gay. She's queer. She's lesbian. 668 00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:59,958 - L-G-B-T-Q. - [Shelley] You got it all. 669 00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:02,458 - Which we love and accept. - [Arnold] Yes. 670 00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:04,291 "Because that is our vibe." 671 00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:06,708 "That's how we roll." [laughs] 672 00:29:06,791 --> 00:29:10,250 I think she understands. Is she doing the air quote thing again? 673 00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:11,833 Yeah, she's just warming up. 674 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:12,833 [laughs] 675 00:29:12,916 --> 00:29:15,625 Oh, I… I really like your glasses. Those are cool. 676 00:29:15,708 --> 00:29:19,500 Oh, thanks. I actually made them out of recycled cans of Mountain Dew. 677 00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:20,416 Oh, really? 678 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:23,833 I could easily make you a pair. You could have-- they're prescription-- 679 00:29:23,916 --> 00:29:28,666 Okay, so I wanna put this out to the group and see how it lands. 680 00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:29,583 Oh, shit. 681 00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:32,583 - I think the police… - Okay! 682 00:29:32,666 --> 00:29:36,208 …are and always have been, by the way, 683 00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:38,833 fucked up towards Black people. 684 00:29:38,916 --> 00:29:40,833 And I, for one, hate it. 685 00:29:40,916 --> 00:29:43,041 - To be fair, it's an impossible job. - Dad. 686 00:29:43,125 --> 00:29:44,875 Okay, Mom, I'm gonna help you in the kitchen. 687 00:29:44,958 --> 00:29:46,041 - [Shelley] What? - [Ezra] Now. 688 00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:48,583 You've never offered to help with anything in your life. 689 00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:49,875 We're gonna do it now. 690 00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:51,208 - Know what else too? - Come on. 691 00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:53,500 The National Anthem, I think everybody should kneel. 692 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,708 - [Ezra] Enough. Thank you. - [Shelley] No, I do. Really. 693 00:29:55,791 --> 00:29:58,708 - Not just the players, in fact. - [Ezra] We're gonna go check this out now. 694 00:29:58,791 --> 00:30:00,875 - [Shelley] What are you doing? - [Ezra] Thank you. 695 00:30:00,958 --> 00:30:02,208 [chuckles] 696 00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:04,291 I'm sorry about my mom. 697 00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:07,875 - She's literally a moron. - I like your braids. 698 00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:09,541 Thank you. [sighs] 699 00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:11,166 Xzibit had braids. 700 00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:13,125 Uh, yeah. 701 00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:16,833 Remember that show Pimp My Ride? That was a blast. I loved that show. 702 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:19,666 He seemed like such a cool dude. Such a gentleman. 703 00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:21,833 You ever bump into him at any of your showbiz things? 704 00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:24,416 - No. - [Arnold] No? 705 00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:28,791 - [groans] Is he still in the rap game? - Dad, stop. 706 00:30:28,875 --> 00:30:31,791 - What? - Just, like, producing sound. 707 00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:34,833 - I like X to the Z. What can I say? - [Liza] Dad. 708 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,333 - Over here right now. - What are you-- What's wrong with you? 709 00:30:37,416 --> 00:30:39,708 Okay, can you just cool it 710 00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:43,166 on everything you are doing and saying in, like, complete totality? 711 00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:46,708 You are so rude and annoying. 712 00:30:46,791 --> 00:30:48,875 - All right? Yes, you are. - [scoffs] 713 00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:51,083 I am being me, and I am thriving. 714 00:30:51,166 --> 00:30:54,083 And I have gotten through my entire life being me, 715 00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:57,708 and I certainly don't need my son to tell me how to behave. 716 00:30:57,791 --> 00:30:58,791 My God. 717 00:30:58,875 --> 00:31:01,750 It's just with the police stuff and, like, Magic Johnson. 718 00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:05,375 Like, you're talking to her like she's a Black person 719 00:31:05,458 --> 00:31:07,750 and not my girlfriend who is a person. 720 00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,875 - That's absurd. I said-- - Is it? 721 00:31:09,958 --> 00:31:12,208 Yes, of course! I said, "to the group," okay? 722 00:31:12,291 --> 00:31:16,333 I literally said, "I'm throwing this out to the whole group." 723 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,000 You weren't throwing it out to the group. 724 00:31:18,083 --> 00:31:20,208 'Cause you weren't trying to hear Dad's perspective. 725 00:31:20,291 --> 00:31:22,583 You never asked a question like that 726 00:31:22,666 --> 00:31:25,666 in every dinner we've had for the past however many years. 727 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,666 - I talk about that a lot. - With who? 728 00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:30,750 With all of my friends. With everybody I know. We are always-- 729 00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:33,041 Name one friend you talk about police brutality with. 730 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:34,125 Marilyn. 731 00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:35,791 Uh, uh, Josephine… 732 00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:37,875 You and Marilyn talk about police brutality? 733 00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:39,041 Can't get enough of it. 734 00:31:39,625 --> 00:31:41,833 - Can't get enough of that conversation. - I don't buy that. 735 00:31:41,916 --> 00:31:43,458 It's a hot topic right now. 736 00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:46,958 All right, look. Can we not do this right now? 737 00:31:47,041 --> 00:31:48,041 Seriously. 738 00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:51,583 This is about meeting that lovely woman out there. 739 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,958 And I gotta tell you something, I think she's absolutely wonderful. 740 00:31:59,833 --> 00:32:01,291 - You do? - I do. 741 00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:05,083 - And I've got a people sense, you know. - [whispers] No, you don't. 742 00:32:05,166 --> 00:32:07,291 Anyway, I think she's wonderful. 743 00:32:08,791 --> 00:32:09,625 She is. 744 00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:13,083 What? 745 00:32:15,541 --> 00:32:18,458 I am… I'm gonna ask her to marry me. 746 00:32:18,541 --> 00:32:19,666 [gasps] 747 00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:22,666 Oh, my God! Oh, my… 748 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:24,750 - [Ezra shushing] - [laughing] 749 00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:26,625 I'm so excited. 750 00:32:27,416 --> 00:32:28,250 [Ezra] Yeah. 751 00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,041 - [exhales] - So you're okay with that? 752 00:32:30,125 --> 00:32:31,791 Of course I'm okay with that. 753 00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:34,416 Why wouldn't I be okay with that? [sniffles] 754 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,833 I don't know. Well, she's not Jewish. 755 00:32:36,916 --> 00:32:40,875 Oh, Ezra, you're my baby boy. 756 00:32:42,041 --> 00:32:46,541 And you found an amazing woman who makes you happy. 757 00:32:46,625 --> 00:32:47,750 End of story. 758 00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:55,416 I mean, would it be nice if she were Jewish? Sure. 759 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:57,666 Our people's numbers are dwindling. 760 00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:59,458 - It would make your life easier. - [exhaling] 761 00:32:59,541 --> 00:33:01,416 But… But this is great too! 762 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:06,750 Our family is growing in such a cool and hip and funky way, you know. 763 00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:10,125 Oh, my God! I'm gonna have Black grand babies. [laughing] 764 00:33:10,208 --> 00:33:11,708 Okay. Jesus Christ. 765 00:33:11,791 --> 00:33:13,875 [gasps] We're a family of color. 766 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:15,166 - Mom. - We are the future now. 767 00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:18,666 Mom, just, please, don't ever say that or think that again. 768 00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:21,083 - What? - I know it's exciting, but… 769 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:24,208 - ["Ordinary People" playing on piano] - [Arnold] ♪ This ain't the honeymoon… ♪ 770 00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:26,416 - [Ezra] Shh. - I know. I won't… 771 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,125 [Arnold] That was a while back. 772 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,875 - ♪ Right in the thick of love ♪ - [Shelley gasps] 773 00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:32,625 [Arnold] ♪ At times, we get sick of love ♪ 774 00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:33,541 It's true. 775 00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:37,000 ♪ Seems like we argue every day, uh! ♪ 776 00:33:37,541 --> 00:33:41,958 ♪ I know I misbehaved And you made your mistakes ♪ 777 00:33:42,041 --> 00:33:43,125 ♪ And we both ♪ 778 00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:45,708 - ♪ Got some room left to grow ♪ - [mouths] What is happening? 779 00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,000 So true. 780 00:33:47,083 --> 00:33:51,625 ♪ Though love sometimes hurts Well, I'll still put you first ♪ 781 00:33:51,708 --> 00:33:55,291 ♪ But I think we should take it slow ♪ 782 00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:58,083 ♪ We're just ordinary people ♪ 783 00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:59,125 That's the truth. 784 00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:02,958 ♪ We don't know which way to go ♪ 785 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:03,916 Where? 786 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,875 - [sighs] - I'm so sorry. 787 00:34:05,958 --> 00:34:08,875 - [mouths] It's okay. - ♪ …it slow-whoa-whoa! ♪ 788 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,083 - [Mo] Well, I'm happy for you, E. - [Ezra] Thank you. 789 00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:15,041 Have you talked to her family yet? 790 00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,041 Uh, no. 791 00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:18,125 Do you plan to? 792 00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:21,041 Yeah, just haven't had the chance to meet them. 793 00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:24,083 So you're telling me you're about to ask their only adult daughter 794 00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:27,041 to marry you with this baby-ass ring, 795 00:34:27,125 --> 00:34:29,208 and you haven't even met her parents? 796 00:34:29,291 --> 00:34:30,125 Bro. [scoffs] 797 00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:32,750 White dudes really do be out here living by their own code. 798 00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:36,375 You're gonna have to make up a story or something for this, bro. 799 00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:38,875 Yeah, it is a small ring. 800 00:34:38,958 --> 00:34:40,833 You think her family will judge me and stuff? 801 00:34:40,916 --> 00:34:43,166 I'm judging you, nigga. This is terrible. 802 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:45,541 Yeah, I thought of that. I thought of that. 803 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:48,125 I'm just gonna be like, "It's my grandma's Holocaust ring." 804 00:34:48,208 --> 00:34:50,875 - That's good. That's great. - I mean, game over. 805 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:54,041 They can't say shit. Once you drop the Holocaust, they're like… 806 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,458 But you gotta get it out this box. 807 00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:57,125 - It's not a Holocaust box. - You're right. 808 00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:59,791 Yeah, you wanna put it in, like, a satchel, dirty it up. 809 00:34:59,875 --> 00:35:02,083 - Yeah. - I think you should Holocaust it down. 810 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:04,166 Yeah, we gotta Holocaust it down, for sure. 811 00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:06,416 - Indeed. - Yeah. All right, that's a good call. 812 00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,458 - There's a plan. - Thank you, dude. I appreciate it. 813 00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,166 ["6 'n the Mornin'" by Ice-T playing] 814 00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:12,708 ♪ Fresh Adidas squeak Across the bathroom floor ♪ 815 00:35:12,791 --> 00:35:15,083 ♪ Out my back window, a simple escape… ♪ 816 00:35:15,166 --> 00:35:17,291 It is so nice to meet you guys. 817 00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:19,666 What's going on? Tell me about life. 818 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,708 How are you? How's work? 819 00:35:22,791 --> 00:35:23,958 Talk to me. 820 00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:26,333 Work… Work is fine. 821 00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:28,708 Grinding. I know. 822 00:35:29,541 --> 00:35:32,541 I know. I'm in the grind myself. 823 00:35:33,041 --> 00:35:34,166 [mother chuckles] 824 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:41,208 So do you hang out in the hood all the time, 825 00:35:41,291 --> 00:35:43,541 or do you just come up here for our food and women? 826 00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:46,958 It's a valid question. 827 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,583 - It is. - [mother] Mm-hmm. 828 00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:55,166 I guess I'm one of those guys who kind of goes wherever. 829 00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:56,541 You go wherever? 830 00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:59,375 Yeah, I'm kind of like a chameleon in that way, I guess. 831 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:03,291 You know, I'll pop into Marathon and grab a hoodie and some socks, 832 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:07,333 or, you know, go play ball at Langston Hughes Park 833 00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:08,541 if there's a good run going, 834 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:10,666 and Roscoe's is obviously one of my go-to's. 835 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:14,291 I mean, the Carol C. Special. Come on! Where's our waiter? 836 00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:16,375 I'm gonna go see if the waitperson's here 837 00:36:16,458 --> 00:36:18,875 because I feel like we should get it, 838 00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:21,833 'cause I think you guys deserve more than this. 839 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:28,625 This is your white granddaddy coming back to haunt me. 840 00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:30,750 - What? - That nigga never liked me. 841 00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:34,041 And it started off by him putting them strong ass genes in you 842 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:36,333 that lighten up the coffee in my babies. 843 00:36:36,416 --> 00:36:38,041 - Akbar, you sound ridiculous. - Yeah. 844 00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:40,500 And then he planted a poison pill in my little baby girl 845 00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:44,500 and it has grown into this white boy that has invited us to lunch at Roscoe's. 846 00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:48,041 Those children got beautiful cultural experiences 847 00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:50,541 from those moments with my granddaddy, so please stop. 848 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:53,833 - What they got was confused, clearly. - They are not confused. 849 00:36:53,916 --> 00:36:56,291 They are confused. You don't think this is confusion? 850 00:36:56,375 --> 00:37:00,250 All I'mma tell you is we don't need to be arguing in front of the white boy, okay? 851 00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:02,708 I'm not gonna change how I feel about this… 852 00:37:02,791 --> 00:37:04,708 I'm saying what I wanna say, 853 00:37:04,791 --> 00:37:06,833 and I don't give a fuck about this white boy. 854 00:37:06,916 --> 00:37:08,375 I'm not asking you to do that. 855 00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:09,875 Hey, gang. 856 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:12,375 [clears throat] I'm back. I spoke to the waitress, 857 00:37:12,458 --> 00:37:17,250 and she was upset that I interrupted her smoke break. 858 00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:19,916 Um, so, 859 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:25,541 you guys are probably wondering why I asked you to… to lunch. 860 00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:27,333 It crossed my mind. 861 00:37:27,916 --> 00:37:30,791 - Yeah, what the hell is this about? - [Ezra] Um… 862 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:34,666 I wanna… I wanna… I wanna go way back for a second. 863 00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:36,416 I wanna go back to… 864 00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:37,833 Well, let's go with Jesus, 865 00:37:37,916 --> 00:37:40,625 'cause Jesus Christ was half Black, half Jewish, right? 866 00:37:40,708 --> 00:37:42,958 Let's start with Jesus. Legend, right? So… 867 00:37:43,583 --> 00:37:48,416 Jesus Christ, technically, I imagine, had mixed-race children, 868 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:53,083 which I think is… is great because mixed-race people are really awesome. 869 00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:55,458 You know, you have, like, Mariah and Derek Jeter, 870 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:58,291 and then, of course, you have the GOAT. He was mixed race. 871 00:37:59,458 --> 00:38:00,291 The GOAT? 872 00:38:00,875 --> 00:38:02,083 The Greatest of All Time. 873 00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:04,791 Yeah, I know what it means, but who are you referring to? 874 00:38:05,375 --> 00:38:08,083 Our guy, the legend. Malcolm X. 875 00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:10,250 - Our guy? - [Akbar laughs] 876 00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:13,791 - Not-- the GOAT. Not… Not my guy. Mr. X. - [mother laughs] 877 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:16,708 And I'm saying that, like, he's mixed race 878 00:38:16,791 --> 00:38:20,583 and then if Amira and I had a kid, that kid would be mixed race, 879 00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:22,708 and it would be a very nice baby. 880 00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:26,875 Maybe not as important as Malcolm X, but maybe. Maybe! 881 00:38:26,958 --> 00:38:29,583 Maybe my son would be as important as Malcolm X. 882 00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:31,083 I don't know 'cause I haven't-- 883 00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:34,708 And she's not pregnant. She's not pregnant. 884 00:38:34,791 --> 00:38:38,625 Because we don't even do that much stuff 885 00:38:38,708 --> 00:38:40,333 and when we do, 886 00:38:40,416 --> 00:38:43,125 I… I am careful. 887 00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:44,541 And she's not a prude. 888 00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:47,791 She's gr-- really, she knows her way around it. 889 00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:50,416 - Okay. - What I'm saying is I love your daughter! 890 00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:54,875 I… I love her, and I would make a good husband. 891 00:38:57,791 --> 00:38:59,583 What in the mother of-- 892 00:38:59,666 --> 00:39:01,166 I know I quoted Forrest Gump. 893 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:03,041 Yeah, you know what? I did quote Forrest Gump. 894 00:39:03,125 --> 00:39:06,416 Because you know who Forrest's best friend was in the world? 895 00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:07,833 Bubba. 896 00:39:08,416 --> 00:39:11,291 - What? - And was Bubba Black and Forrest white? 897 00:39:12,541 --> 00:39:14,458 You bet your fucking ass they were. 898 00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:17,333 And… And you know what? It wasn't about race. 899 00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:21,416 It was about shrimp and partnership, and they made it work. 900 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:24,208 And Amira and I have done a lot of the similar stuff 901 00:39:24,291 --> 00:39:27,458 that Bubba and Forrest did together, and now we're here, 902 00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:30,375 and I just wanna marry your daughter, if that's okay. 903 00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,875 We never seen no fucking Forrest Gump. 904 00:39:38,958 --> 00:39:40,833 [inhales] 905 00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:44,416 - Ain't this about a bitch? - [exhales] 906 00:39:45,666 --> 00:39:48,833 So it's not bad enough that y'all make me have to get a vaccine 907 00:39:48,916 --> 00:39:50,458 so I can go into the casino. 908 00:39:50,541 --> 00:39:53,416 - Now y'all coming after my kids? - [mother groans] 909 00:39:54,583 --> 00:39:56,333 So you wanna marry my daughter? 910 00:39:58,791 --> 00:40:00,208 Yes. Yes, I do. 911 00:40:03,541 --> 00:40:04,541 Well, Ezra… 912 00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:09,708 you can try. 913 00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:15,208 - [knock on door] - No, that's him right now, Mama. 914 00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:17,625 - Oh, okay, I'll call you back. - [phone beeps] 915 00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:24,208 Hey, what's up? 916 00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:26,208 I just got off the phone with my mom. 917 00:40:27,666 --> 00:40:31,291 Oh, you… you did? Yeah, what… what did she have to say? 918 00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:32,375 About… 919 00:40:33,041 --> 00:40:36,708 Well, she just told me that you took her and my dad out to lunch. 920 00:40:36,791 --> 00:40:39,666 It was a nightmare, okay? I totally blacked out. I fucked up. 921 00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,375 I have no idea. I don't remember anything. 922 00:40:41,458 --> 00:40:44,583 Well, lucky for you, my parents remember everything. 923 00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:47,791 Why would you take my parents to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles 924 00:40:47,875 --> 00:40:49,208 and without asking me? 925 00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:54,416 I was taking a shot at something, okay? Just forget it. 926 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,500 Forget it? Oh, no, please, Ezra, keep going, 927 00:40:56,583 --> 00:40:59,500 'cause I would love to know about this little brilliant plan of yours. 928 00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:03,458 [exhales] You wouldn't understand, okay? 929 00:41:04,833 --> 00:41:05,958 [sighs] 930 00:41:06,041 --> 00:41:06,916 Oh, my God. 931 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,500 - [Ezra] I was gonna take your parents out… - Wait, oh, my God. 932 00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:11,708 - We were gonna have a great time, - Oh, my God. 933 00:41:11,791 --> 00:41:13,833 And then I was gonna ask their blessing, 934 00:41:13,916 --> 00:41:16,041 and I had this whole cute proposal planned, 935 00:41:16,125 --> 00:41:18,916 where I was gonna reenact our first few dates, but then it got messed up. 936 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,458 - No, it's not messed up. It's not. - No, it is, 'cause your dad-- 937 00:41:21,541 --> 00:41:23,458 - No, it's not. Ezra! Ezra! - Like, it's ruined. 938 00:41:23,541 --> 00:41:25,791 - What? - You can still go through with it. 939 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,333 When? 940 00:41:29,416 --> 00:41:30,791 - Now! Right now! - Like now? 941 00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:32,541 Yes, right now. 942 00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:36,041 - Right-- - Hurry up! 943 00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:39,083 Okay, I'm gonna take off my shoe so I don't crease it. 944 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:44,875 Amira… [exhales] 945 00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:48,625 - I love you so much. - Hmm. 946 00:41:49,833 --> 00:41:53,583 I have never felt so understood by somebody in my entire life. 947 00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,958 I am blown away by your beauty 948 00:41:57,666 --> 00:41:59,625 and your intelligence and your grace. 949 00:41:59,708 --> 00:42:00,916 [Amira sighs] 950 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,125 And now you just do whatever you wanna do. 951 00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:06,000 And if you let me, 952 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:10,208 I will do everything in my power to give you the most beautiful life, 953 00:42:10,791 --> 00:42:14,000 filled with love and laughter and joy. 954 00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:18,833 Amira, will you marry me? 955 00:42:20,291 --> 00:42:21,708 Of course. 956 00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:22,791 You will? 957 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:26,291 - [Amira chuckles] Yes! - Oh, my God. 958 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:30,166 [exhales] 959 00:42:30,250 --> 00:42:32,458 Oh! Oh, my God! 960 00:42:32,541 --> 00:42:35,166 It's from the Holocaust, so that's why it's small. 961 00:42:35,833 --> 00:42:37,583 - [Amira] Oh, I love you. - I love you. 962 00:42:38,375 --> 00:42:39,958 [Amira] I need some color, look. 963 00:42:41,125 --> 00:42:42,583 Sorry it's so small. 964 00:42:42,666 --> 00:42:44,333 No, it's beautiful. 965 00:42:45,666 --> 00:42:48,541 So what's the story again? It's your grandmother's? 966 00:42:48,625 --> 00:42:51,166 Yeah, it's my grandmother's. It was her-- 967 00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:53,250 She got it in the Holocaust or whatever. 968 00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:58,083 But like, how old is she if it's from the Holocaust? 969 00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:00,083 It's been a minute. I don't know. 970 00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:03,041 I think she got engaged when she was, like, three or four years old. 971 00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:04,875 [laughing] 972 00:43:04,958 --> 00:43:07,583 - It was a different time, you know. - So stupid. 973 00:43:07,666 --> 00:43:11,083 - It was a different… - What is wrong with you? [laughing] 974 00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:13,583 [chattering] 975 00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:16,833 [Amira laughing] 976 00:43:19,875 --> 00:43:22,333 [Ezra] Don, known you my whole life. 977 00:43:22,416 --> 00:43:24,208 You've been an incredible boss. 978 00:43:24,291 --> 00:43:25,291 I grew up with your kids. 979 00:43:25,375 --> 00:43:28,083 Been on family vacations together. You've always looked out for me. 980 00:43:28,166 --> 00:43:30,166 - Mm-hmm. - Been like a father to me. 981 00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:33,125 And working for you these past ten years has been life-changing. 982 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,125 But it's time for a new adventure. 983 00:43:37,416 --> 00:43:39,750 That's it? That was great! 984 00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:42,833 - That was really good. - An adventure in podcasting. 985 00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:47,083 Uh, maybe leave the podcast part out. 986 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,125 I'm gonna throw up. 987 00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:50,250 No, wait, no, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Listen. 988 00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:54,125 - Dude, I'm… [sighs] - Listen. Listen to me though. Relax. 989 00:43:54,208 --> 00:43:56,666 You're doing the right thing. You just gotta do it. 990 00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:59,208 You understand? You got the juice! 991 00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:02,250 Repeat that. "I got the juice." 992 00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:03,166 I got the juice. 993 00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,041 - I got the juice. - I got the juice. 994 00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:06,666 Say it with some nuts. I got the juice. 995 00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:08,375 - I got the juice! - Believe in yourself! 996 00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:10,750 - I got the juice! - I'm not a buster. I got the juice. 997 00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:13,416 I'm not a mark-ass buster like Don. I got the juice, bitch! 998 00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,875 - Period. - Period! 999 00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:17,541 Okay. Now, when you get home, we're gonna watch Juice, 1000 00:44:17,625 --> 00:44:20,083 because I'm sure Shelley didn't let you watch Juice growing up. 1001 00:44:20,666 --> 00:44:21,791 That is so disrespectful. 1002 00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:23,708 - Is it? - I've seen Juice more than you. 1003 00:44:23,791 --> 00:44:25,875 - Ooh! [laughs] - I love you. 1004 00:44:25,958 --> 00:44:28,458 - I love you. You got this, okay? - Thank you. All right. 1005 00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:32,000 Come on, Don! You little bitch-ass Don! 1006 00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:33,541 I'm coming for you, Don! 1007 00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:34,958 - Okay. - [Ezra] Come on! 1008 00:44:35,041 --> 00:44:37,291 - [hip-hop music playing] - ♪ Insane… ♪ 1009 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,833 [Don] I do not care, Javier. 1010 00:44:40,916 --> 00:44:43,375 - [exhales] - [Don] Just get it! 1011 00:44:43,458 --> 00:44:45,125 ♪ I'm just in pain… ♪ 1012 00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:47,791 I don't give a rat's ass, okay? How about that? 1013 00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:51,958 My Maserati sounds like it got gangbanged by the Toronto Raptors, 1014 00:44:52,041 --> 00:44:53,125 so fix it! 1015 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:54,916 Jesus! 1016 00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:56,583 What's up? 1017 00:44:58,541 --> 00:45:00,208 - Cars, huh? - [Don sighs] 1018 00:45:01,875 --> 00:45:02,708 Yeah. 1019 00:45:03,291 --> 00:45:04,375 [Ezra] Mm-hmm. 1020 00:45:05,875 --> 00:45:06,958 On… On that. 1021 00:45:07,041 --> 00:45:09,333 Um… [sighs] 1022 00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:11,125 I, uh, I don't… 1023 00:45:12,375 --> 00:45:13,500 I don't think I'm gonna-- 1024 00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:16,333 I think I'm gonna not come to work at this address… 1025 00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:17,416 - What? - …anymore. 1026 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:19,750 What are you talking about? 1027 00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:22,583 [splutters] At a different address, I'm gonna work-- 1028 00:45:22,666 --> 00:45:26,333 I'm not gonna work here at this address, so I'm gonna, like, do a different place 1029 00:45:26,416 --> 00:45:29,041 that I'm gonna do the work from that's different work. 1030 00:45:29,958 --> 00:45:31,833 Are you trying to quit on me? 1031 00:45:31,916 --> 00:45:33,333 Yeah. Goodbye. 1032 00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:38,458 Pathetic. Who resigns in Helvetica? 1033 00:45:38,541 --> 00:45:40,500 Wait, so you said, "Fuck you, Don"? 1034 00:45:41,416 --> 00:45:42,333 Pretty much. 1035 00:45:42,416 --> 00:45:43,375 What did he say? 1036 00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:47,083 He was like, "You're a great guy. And like, I'm sorry that--" 1037 00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:49,916 "Like, I wish I did better in a weird way too." 1038 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,833 And I was like, "It's all good, but also like, don't…" 1039 00:45:53,916 --> 00:45:55,000 - Period. - You know, period. 1040 00:45:55,083 --> 00:45:56,083 Oh, I love that. 1041 00:45:56,166 --> 00:45:58,625 - To the juice. - To the juice! 1042 00:45:58,708 --> 00:46:01,416 [Ezra] Mm. Mm. Mmm! 1043 00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:02,333 All right. 1044 00:46:03,041 --> 00:46:05,958 Let's talk wedding before I think too hard about what I actually just did. 1045 00:46:06,041 --> 00:46:09,291 [inhales] Um, sure. 1046 00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:13,375 Huh. That's a super reassuring response. 1047 00:46:13,458 --> 00:46:14,875 No, babe, I'm sorry. 1048 00:46:14,958 --> 00:46:17,833 Look, you know I love you to death. I really do. 1049 00:46:18,458 --> 00:46:19,333 Uh-oh. 1050 00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:22,458 I'm just a little worried. 1051 00:46:22,541 --> 00:46:26,625 You know, since we got engaged and got the house, my family, 1052 00:46:26,708 --> 00:46:29,458 they've just been on my head and not in a good way. 1053 00:46:29,541 --> 00:46:30,375 So they hate me. 1054 00:46:30,458 --> 00:46:32,333 - No! No, no, they don't. - Your family hates me. 1055 00:46:32,416 --> 00:46:35,458 They just don't know you yet, you know. And I think… 1056 00:46:35,541 --> 00:46:38,541 Look, this is gonna take some getting used to for them. 1057 00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:41,708 I mean, and can you honestly say that your family's excited 1058 00:46:41,791 --> 00:46:43,625 to have my Black ass in the picture? 1059 00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:46,875 I think a good portion of them are. 1060 00:46:46,958 --> 00:46:47,833 For sure. 1061 00:46:49,750 --> 00:46:50,833 [sighs] All right. 1062 00:46:51,541 --> 00:46:53,041 Let me think about this. 1063 00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:56,791 [Amira sighs] 1064 00:46:56,875 --> 00:47:00,541 From where I'm sitting, I think there's only one thing left to do. 1065 00:47:02,666 --> 00:47:06,708 [Shelley] I mean, there are just so many primary colors in this space. 1066 00:47:06,791 --> 00:47:10,125 - Which is very uplifting. - [Arnold] Alive. 1067 00:47:10,208 --> 00:47:11,791 It really is. 1068 00:47:11,875 --> 00:47:15,291 - And we are so thrilled about this. - [mother] Mm. 1069 00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:18,291 - Mm! - [Shelley] I mean, they're just precious. 1070 00:47:18,375 --> 00:47:19,333 [laughing] 1071 00:47:19,416 --> 00:47:23,500 So have you cuties made any, uh, wedding plans yet? 1072 00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:26,041 You know, we've thrown some ideas around. 1073 00:47:26,125 --> 00:47:29,041 Yeah, we're thinking something really small and intimate 1074 00:47:29,125 --> 00:47:30,833 that really just represents us. 1075 00:47:30,916 --> 00:47:31,833 [Shelley] Uh-huh. 1076 00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:34,875 But we should probably talk about who's gonna officiate the wedding. 1077 00:47:34,958 --> 00:47:37,125 Oh, Arnold already talked to Rabbi Singer. 1078 00:47:37,208 --> 00:47:38,083 Singer is in! 1079 00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:40,083 [Shelley] Yeah, he'd be honored. 1080 00:47:40,166 --> 00:47:41,750 Rabbi Singer. 1081 00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:44,958 - [mother] Hmm. - So you're not gonna go with an imam? 1082 00:47:45,041 --> 00:47:47,250 - [Amira hesitates] Um… - Who's Auntie Mom? 1083 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,333 - There's no Auntie Mom. It's an "imam." - Imam. 1084 00:47:51,041 --> 00:47:52,833 Mm. I'm so sorry. Can you spell that for me? 1085 00:47:52,916 --> 00:47:55,458 I'll spell it for you later. It's like a rabbi for Muslim people. 1086 00:47:55,541 --> 00:47:56,708 - Thank you, Ezra. - [Arnold] Oh. 1087 00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:58,958 - [mother chuckles] - Oh, so you're all Muslim? 1088 00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:00,916 - Yes. - Oh, yes, very much so. 1089 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,500 I love it. 1090 00:48:02,583 --> 00:48:03,916 That's why I wear this crown. 1091 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,708 I love your crown. It's gorgeous. 1092 00:48:06,791 --> 00:48:10,500 Babe, you wanna, um, tell them the story behind that crown? 1093 00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:13,041 Well, this kufi that I'm wearing right now 1094 00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:15,875 was actually a gift from the honorable Louis Farrakhan. 1095 00:48:17,083 --> 00:48:19,750 Mmm! Love Farrakhan. 1096 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:23,166 You… You love Farrakhan? 1097 00:48:24,625 --> 00:48:26,250 Love him. Can't get enough. 1098 00:48:26,333 --> 00:48:29,416 He's… He's one of the GOATs. He's another one of the GOATs. 1099 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:33,125 - Really? What do you love about Farrakhan? - Yeah, what do you love about Farrakhan? 1100 00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:37,208 Probably the same stuff that you do, just more stuff. 1101 00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:39,000 [Shelley, mother] Hmm. 1102 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:40,958 Can you be a bit more specific? 1103 00:48:41,833 --> 00:48:43,083 Yeah, um, 1104 00:48:43,708 --> 00:48:47,958 I think what I love about him is his general vibe. 1105 00:48:48,041 --> 00:48:51,666 - [Akbar] Ah. - He's got kind of a no-frills attitude. 1106 00:48:51,750 --> 00:48:56,708 And I just think he tells it like it's gotta be told sometimes. 1107 00:48:56,791 --> 00:48:58,166 - Just stop, babe. - For sure, yeah. 1108 00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:01,208 [mother] Ooh! Oh, babe, maybe you should finish telling them 1109 00:49:01,291 --> 00:49:03,500 about our private dinner with the minister. 1110 00:49:03,583 --> 00:49:07,583 Oh, well, we were blessed to be in Brother Minister's company, 1111 00:49:07,666 --> 00:49:10,916 and, uh, I got to speak with him for maybe, like, an hour or so. 1112 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,958 - Oh. - [Akbar] We talked about everything. 1113 00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:15,750 How far we've come and how far we have to go as a people. 1114 00:49:15,833 --> 00:49:16,666 No kidding. 1115 00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:19,500 And at the end of the conversation, he actually took this kufi off 1116 00:49:19,583 --> 00:49:21,041 and put it on my head. 1117 00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:23,750 So this is one of my most treasured gifts. 1118 00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:25,083 - Isn't that incredible? - Yes. 1119 00:49:25,166 --> 00:49:27,291 Are you familiar with, um, the minister's work? 1120 00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:31,416 Well, I'm familiar with what he said about the Jews. 1121 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:32,375 Let's have dinner. 1122 00:49:32,458 --> 00:49:34,666 - Yeah. - I am fucking-- so fucking hungry. 1123 00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:36,916 Let's get up and do it. Whoo! 1124 00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:40,666 I found this great new Sirius station on the radio. 1125 00:49:40,750 --> 00:49:43,208 - It's '90s West Coast bangers. - Hey! 1126 00:49:43,291 --> 00:49:45,208 It has all the stuff. 1127 00:49:45,291 --> 00:49:48,083 Yeah, Dad, I see you driving down Xzibit highway, 1128 00:49:48,166 --> 00:49:51,500 and let's refocus it to this dinner that Amira made, 1129 00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:52,875 because she's a genius. 1130 00:49:52,958 --> 00:49:56,166 - [chuckles] Okay, well, let's dig in. - All right. 1131 00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:58,666 So wait, wait, wait, wait. We're not gonna say grace first? 1132 00:49:59,625 --> 00:50:01,041 - [Ezra] No, I mean, yeah. - Yeah. 1133 00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:02,250 Oh, I was gonna say grace. 1134 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,500 - I mean, we say grace all the time, so… - All the time. 1135 00:50:05,583 --> 00:50:07,375 [Ezra] Muslim style, so because you're here, 1136 00:50:07,458 --> 00:50:10,083 maybe out of respect, you would wanna lead. 1137 00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:12,458 - [mother] Mm-hmm. - Well, I will do the honors. 1138 00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:15,666 - [exhales] - [silverware clatters] 1139 00:50:15,750 --> 00:50:16,958 [Shelley] Oh. 1140 00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:22,125 [Akbar] All praises be to Allah, who fed us and provided us with drink… 1141 00:50:22,208 --> 00:50:23,291 [whispers] Close your eyes. 1142 00:50:23,375 --> 00:50:25,166 [Akbar] …and made us from among the Muslims. 1143 00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:26,833 All praises be to Allah, 1144 00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:29,208 who fed me this and provided it for me 1145 00:50:29,291 --> 00:50:31,250 without any power or might from myself. 1146 00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:34,625 - Correct. - [Akbar speaking Arabic] 1147 00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:37,750 - Amin. - [Ezra] Definitely. 1148 00:50:37,833 --> 00:50:39,250 - Amin. - Amen. 1149 00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:41,625 - [all] Amin. - [Shelley splutters] 1150 00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:43,333 I couldn't have said it better myself. 1151 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:47,333 So, Ezra tells me that you guys used to have a boat growing up. 1152 00:50:47,416 --> 00:50:48,416 [Shelley] Yeah. 1153 00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:49,791 I was thinking that maybe one day 1154 00:50:49,875 --> 00:50:52,291 we can rent a boat and go out. 1155 00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:53,416 - Hang out. - [Arnold] Oh. 1156 00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:54,958 - All of us. - That would be really fun. 1157 00:50:55,041 --> 00:50:56,916 - I can make that happen. - We'll think about it. 1158 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,833 Because Black folks don't really have a good relationship with boats. 1159 00:50:59,916 --> 00:51:02,333 [laughing] That's very true. Or water. 1160 00:51:02,416 --> 00:51:05,541 [chuckling] Kind of like Jews with trains, right? 1161 00:51:05,625 --> 00:51:07,208 - [Arnold] Wow. Bingo. - [Shelley] Hmm. 1162 00:51:07,291 --> 00:51:08,791 [laughing] 1163 00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:12,291 [scoffs] Are you trying to compare the Holocaust to slavery? 1164 00:51:13,958 --> 00:51:17,083 Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm not doing-- I mean, I wouldn't do that. 1165 00:51:20,458 --> 00:51:23,500 Al… Although, you know, if you think about it, 1166 00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:27,625 I think the Blacks and the Jews have a similar struggle. 1167 00:51:27,708 --> 00:51:28,916 - [Arnold] Hmm. - [Shelley] Yeah. 1168 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,916 No. So you are kind of sort of comparing the two. 1169 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,041 - Just a little bit. - Can you pass the potatoes this way, hmm? 1170 00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:38,791 Well, the Jews were technically the original slaves. 1171 00:51:38,875 --> 00:51:41,666 - Right? OG slaves. - [Shelley] Oh, that's interesting. 1172 00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:43,666 Oh, you going all the way back to Egypt. 1173 00:51:44,333 --> 00:51:47,041 Okay, well, you do know that that was 3,500 years ago. 1174 00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:50,250 Slavery is one great-grandparent away for us. 1175 00:51:50,333 --> 00:51:52,625 - That is correct. - You know. My grandmother picked cotton. 1176 00:51:52,708 --> 00:51:54,708 Well, Daddy, I don't think that they were trying-- 1177 00:51:54,791 --> 00:51:56,958 - No, it's true, honey. - My grandmother picked cotton. 1178 00:51:57,041 --> 00:52:00,208 I don't have to go back to Egypt. I just go back 75 years. 1179 00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:03,583 You know, Jews make up one-half of 1% of the world's population, 1180 00:52:03,666 --> 00:52:05,708 because we were systematically annihilated. 1181 00:52:05,791 --> 00:52:06,666 Exactly. 1182 00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:09,750 The one and one-half percent of the population that you make up 1183 00:52:09,833 --> 00:52:12,291 seems to be doing pretty good right now. 1184 00:52:14,041 --> 00:52:17,916 Uh, yeah, okay, but… [chuckles] 1185 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:22,583 Here's the thing. It's not like we don't work hard for it. 1186 00:52:22,666 --> 00:52:27,166 You know? I mean Arnold, he works super-duper hard in his practice. 1187 00:52:27,250 --> 00:52:30,625 - He's a podiatrist. You do, honey. - And… And what did his father do? 1188 00:52:31,208 --> 00:52:32,166 He was a podiatrist. 1189 00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:33,541 And what about his father? 1190 00:52:33,625 --> 00:52:36,333 He was a… a podiatrist. 1191 00:52:36,416 --> 00:52:37,875 - Yeah, so… - [Arnold] Well. 1192 00:52:37,958 --> 00:52:40,791 - And a bookie. - Yes, he did that on the side. 1193 00:52:40,875 --> 00:52:42,041 He went straight. 1194 00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:44,083 [Shelley] All I'm saying is that our people 1195 00:52:44,166 --> 00:52:46,833 came here with nothing like everybody else. 1196 00:52:46,916 --> 00:52:50,083 Actually, you kind of sort of came here 1197 00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:53,083 with the money that you made from the slave trade. 1198 00:52:53,166 --> 00:52:54,541 - What? Oh! - [Akbar] Preach. 1199 00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:56,708 - Preach, Mother. Preach, Mother. - [Arnold] Holy moly. 1200 00:52:56,791 --> 00:52:58,333 - Come on. - It's true. It's very tr-- 1201 00:52:58,416 --> 00:53:01,208 - I would like to see your sources on that. - Baby, go get my purse. 1202 00:53:01,291 --> 00:53:03,125 I've got my slave receipts in my purse. 1203 00:53:03,208 --> 00:53:05,916 - Go get my purse. - [Akbar] Take that off the table. 1204 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,250 I don't turn on the news every day and see people in yarmulkes getting shot 1205 00:53:10,333 --> 00:53:12,458 by police because they was out minding their business. 1206 00:53:12,541 --> 00:53:15,833 Okay, first of all, you have no idea what you're talking about. 1207 00:53:15,916 --> 00:53:17,875 - A very uncomfortable conversation. - [chattering] 1208 00:53:17,958 --> 00:53:20,583 Ever figure out what happened with the potatoes? An ETA on those? 1209 00:53:20,666 --> 00:53:21,500 I'm trying. 1210 00:53:21,583 --> 00:53:22,416 [mother sneezes] 1211 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:23,583 Are you okay? 1212 00:53:23,666 --> 00:53:26,541 I think we need to blow the candles out. I'm getting an allergic reaction. 1213 00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:28,208 Babe, can you move the candles? 1214 00:53:28,291 --> 00:53:30,000 - Yes. - Can you get these candles out of here? 1215 00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:31,708 - [Shelley] Yes. - Candles smell like shit. 1216 00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:33,833 - [chattering] - No, it's okay. I got it. 1217 00:53:33,916 --> 00:53:37,416 When my grandmother was picking cotton, your grandfather's picking feet. 1218 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:38,583 Yes, I agree. 1219 00:53:38,666 --> 00:53:40,666 [Ezra] I just want you to sit down. I am hosting. 1220 00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:43,250 - [chattering] - No, no. There they go! 1221 00:53:43,333 --> 00:53:44,833 I am supposed-- 1222 00:53:44,916 --> 00:53:47,666 - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - [screaming] 1223 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,750 - Oh, shit! - [Ezra] Oh, shit! 1224 00:53:49,833 --> 00:53:52,458 - Grab some water or something! - [Akbar] Oh, shit! What the fuck! 1225 00:53:52,541 --> 00:53:54,416 What are you doing? Hey! No! 1226 00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:57,125 - [shouting] - No! No! 1227 00:53:57,208 --> 00:54:00,541 - Stop it! - I'm sorry! Oh, my God. 1228 00:54:00,625 --> 00:54:01,750 [gasps] 1229 00:54:01,833 --> 00:54:03,000 [mother] Oh, Lord. 1230 00:54:03,083 --> 00:54:04,208 Oh, shit. 1231 00:54:05,791 --> 00:54:06,625 [Amira sighs] 1232 00:54:09,041 --> 00:54:10,666 What are we gonna do? 1233 00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:14,708 - About the kufi? It's gone, baby. - No, our parents. 1234 00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:16,541 Who cares? 1235 00:54:16,625 --> 00:54:19,375 Like, we don't even have to worry about that. 1236 00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:22,041 I mean, your dad's intense, yeah, but we knew that going in. 1237 00:54:22,916 --> 00:54:24,500 What is that supposed to mean? 1238 00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:28,208 Guess it's supposed to mean that he didn't smile or make one joke-- 1239 00:54:28,291 --> 00:54:31,125 Oh, wow. Are you trying to say that my dad's an angry Black man? 1240 00:54:31,208 --> 00:54:32,791 I never said he was angry, no. 1241 00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:35,708 Yeah, but you're saying a Black man is intense, 1242 00:54:35,791 --> 00:54:37,625 which is insinuating that he is. 1243 00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:40,333 He is Black, and he's intense. 1244 00:54:40,416 --> 00:54:43,833 Yeah, but you don't say that as a white person about a Black person, 1245 00:54:43,916 --> 00:54:45,791 calling them "aggressive" or "intense." 1246 00:54:45,875 --> 00:54:48,833 That's being passive-aggressive saying that he's an angry Black man. 1247 00:54:48,916 --> 00:54:51,500 - Should I say he's not intense? - Say nothing about my dad. 1248 00:54:51,583 --> 00:54:53,708 If anyone should have any beef, it's with your mom. 1249 00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:55,541 She set my dad's kufi on fire. 1250 00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:58,500 What's wrong with my mom? I mean, yeah, she's, like, an idiot, 1251 00:54:58,583 --> 00:54:59,916 but she still, like, means well. 1252 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,708 It's not like she did it on purpose. 1253 00:55:01,791 --> 00:55:03,875 Mm. Yeah, I don't know about that. 1254 00:55:05,125 --> 00:55:08,750 All right, I'm not gonna argue about something so ridiculous, okay? 1255 00:55:08,833 --> 00:55:11,000 [sighs] All right, let's talk about the rabbi. 1256 00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:14,458 I don't think we need that. Let's just have a friend of ours do it. 1257 00:55:14,541 --> 00:55:16,958 [inhales] Um, I would like to use our imam. 1258 00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:19,208 Your imam? 1259 00:55:19,291 --> 00:55:20,666 [Amira] Mm-hmm. 1260 00:55:21,541 --> 00:55:24,333 Okay, Miss Shakur. When did you get so Muslim? 1261 00:55:24,416 --> 00:55:25,958 I've been Muslim. I was born Muslim. 1262 00:55:26,041 --> 00:55:28,708 And it's important to my dad, so I think we should go with it. 1263 00:55:28,791 --> 00:55:30,541 Was that Muslim bacon you ate yesterday? 1264 00:55:30,625 --> 00:55:32,583 It actually was. It was Jewish bacon. 1265 00:55:32,666 --> 00:55:33,583 - Jewish bacon? - Yeah. 1266 00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:35,208 - I don't claim to be super Jewish. - Okay. 1267 00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:37,875 - I eat bacon all day. I don't care. - Okay. Well, so what? And? 1268 00:55:37,958 --> 00:55:39,500 - Yeah, you want an imam to marry us. - So? 1269 00:55:39,583 --> 00:55:41,166 Want me to face the bed towards Mecca? 1270 00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:43,208 - I can do that. - Actually, I do. Very much so. 1271 00:55:43,291 --> 00:55:46,125 Okay, cool, I love that four hours ago you became a devout Muslim. 1272 00:55:46,208 --> 00:55:48,500 - For sure. - Your dad's not even that Muslim! 1273 00:55:48,583 --> 00:55:51,416 He heard "Fight the Power" once and changed his name from Woody to Akbar. 1274 00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:54,041 Okay, now you're going all out of line. Relax. 1275 00:55:54,125 --> 00:55:56,125 - You told me that. We joke about it. - Yeah. 1276 00:55:56,208 --> 00:55:58,583 But I didn't tell you that for you to turn around and tell me. 1277 00:55:58,666 --> 00:56:01,625 You're being-- Really, low-key, you're being an asshole. 1278 00:56:02,333 --> 00:56:05,041 - I'm being an asshole? - Yes. 1279 00:56:06,791 --> 00:56:08,208 - [Ezra] Okay. - [exhales] 1280 00:56:10,583 --> 00:56:14,166 You know what? I really-- I don't wanna fight. I can't. 1281 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:16,666 I don't wanna fight about it, okay? 1282 00:56:16,750 --> 00:56:19,666 We just had too much going on tonight. I just… I can't. 1283 00:56:20,375 --> 00:56:22,708 Me either. I don't wanna fight about it either. 1284 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:24,708 [exhales] 1285 00:56:25,291 --> 00:56:28,500 [inhales] Look, I think our time would be best used 1286 00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:31,166 if we just think about how to move forward. 1287 00:56:31,916 --> 00:56:32,916 I agree. 1288 00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:37,208 I'm gonna pitch that we just never speak to these people ever again 1289 00:56:37,291 --> 00:56:39,250 and just a full, clean break. 1290 00:56:40,583 --> 00:56:42,166 We cannot do that. 1291 00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:48,041 You know, I'm thinking that maybe if we spend more time with them together, 1292 00:56:48,125 --> 00:56:51,375 maybe you and my dad can kind of hang out, just you and him. 1293 00:56:53,291 --> 00:56:54,166 Sounds rad. 1294 00:56:54,250 --> 00:56:56,416 Then I think he can get comfortable with you, you know. 1295 00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:59,791 And then maybe he'll see what we have going on. 1296 00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:03,250 Just might make him feel, you know… and you too. 1297 00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:06,958 - Okay. - Okay. 1298 00:57:08,083 --> 00:57:09,541 - [sighs] - Okay. 1299 00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:12,666 I gotta go to sleep. I started my period, and it's just been hell. 1300 00:57:12,750 --> 00:57:14,041 Yeah, I'm worried too, 1301 00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:16,833 'cause I haven't gotten my period in, like, 35 years. 1302 00:57:18,125 --> 00:57:22,125 - I should see a doctor or something. - [both laughing] 1303 00:57:22,208 --> 00:57:24,291 ["Hood Took Me Under" by Compton's Most Wanted playing] 1304 00:57:29,083 --> 00:57:31,666 ♪ I got another gang story to tell ♪ 1305 00:57:31,750 --> 00:57:35,541 ♪ Peep about how a Black nigga Was born in hell ♪ 1306 00:57:35,625 --> 00:57:37,875 ♪ And right then and there is no hope ♪ 1307 00:57:37,958 --> 00:57:41,000 ♪ 'Cause a nigga can't escape The gangs and the dope ♪ 1308 00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:44,750 ♪ Damn! And when it's Black on Black That makes it shitty ♪ 1309 00:57:44,833 --> 00:57:47,625 ♪ Can't survive in the Compton city… ♪ 1310 00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:50,916 Amira told me that you gave up a job in finance 1311 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,875 so you could start a podcast. 1312 00:57:55,666 --> 00:57:59,291 [sighs] Yes, that is true. I know it sounds crazy. 1313 00:57:59,375 --> 00:58:01,666 Oh, so you do know that that sounds crazy? 1314 00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:05,333 Yes, yeah, I mean, I do. I mean-- 1315 00:58:05,416 --> 00:58:09,375 - You know it sounds crazy. - I do. I do, and she, you know… 1316 00:58:09,458 --> 00:58:11,833 Look, she's amazing, and she was like, 1317 00:58:11,916 --> 00:58:14,625 "Life is short, and you gotta follow your dream," you know. 1318 00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:17,750 How are you gonna support my daughter by following a dream? 1319 00:58:18,541 --> 00:58:20,916 Do you have, like, some dream Bitcoin 1320 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,041 or a dream 401(k) or some shit? 1321 00:58:25,041 --> 00:58:27,291 I don't have a dream 401(k). 1322 00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:30,166 But I am gonna give it everything I have. 1323 00:58:32,041 --> 00:58:34,083 [accented] You're gonna give it everything you've got? 1324 00:58:34,166 --> 00:58:35,958 That sounds like some white boy shit. 1325 00:58:36,041 --> 00:58:37,875 "I'm gonna give it everything I've got!" 1326 00:58:37,958 --> 00:58:40,708 [Ezra] Yeah, I see it. I can handle the jokes like that, for sure. 1327 00:58:40,791 --> 00:58:41,958 [Akbar] I'm not joking. 1328 00:58:42,041 --> 00:58:45,541 No, I know you're not joking. I think that's-- I'm saying you're doing a good-- 1329 00:58:45,625 --> 00:58:49,333 I'm not trying to do shit. I'm saying what you just said. 1330 00:58:49,416 --> 00:58:51,208 [Ezra] Right. You weren't doing an impression. 1331 00:58:51,291 --> 00:58:53,375 Again, I wasn't saying you were doing an impression. 1332 00:58:53,458 --> 00:58:55,500 [Akbar] Nigga, I don't do impressions. 1333 00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:59,458 I don't think-- I don't even-- I don't think you do impressions. 1334 00:58:59,541 --> 00:59:02,708 [Shelley] You know, I really did enjoy meeting your parents the other night, 1335 00:59:02,791 --> 00:59:06,083 but I felt so horrible about your father's kufi. 1336 00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:07,250 - You know? - [sighs] 1337 00:59:07,333 --> 00:59:09,916 I… I actually… I have a little piece of it left, 1338 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,916 and I was thinking maybe I could frame it or something. 1339 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,833 - Oh, no. It's okay. - Yeah. 1340 00:59:14,916 --> 00:59:16,875 - You sure? I could take it to Michaels. - Oh, yeah. 1341 00:59:16,958 --> 00:59:18,750 And they actually do a pretty good job. 1342 00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:21,458 You wouldn't think it for a craft store, but they do. 1343 00:59:21,541 --> 00:59:25,125 [hesitates] He has a lot of kufis at home. It's fine. 1344 00:59:25,208 --> 00:59:26,041 - Oh, he does? - Yes. 1345 00:59:26,125 --> 00:59:29,000 Oh, okay. He's got a kufi closet. [laughs] 1346 00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:31,250 No, it's not a closet. 1347 00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:34,958 - [Shelley] No, I'm just making a little… - It's actually a respectful situation. 1348 00:59:35,041 --> 00:59:39,583 [Shelley] Oh, yes, absolutely. I'm sure it's just a nice shelf, yes. 1349 00:59:39,666 --> 00:59:43,083 - ["N****s in Paris" playing] - Oh! Love this song! 1350 00:59:43,166 --> 00:59:45,125 Sorry. I love this song. 1351 00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:47,250 Yeah, it's a hot one. 1352 00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:50,166 - It's provocative. Gets the people going. - Why-- 1353 00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:52,041 Why you like this song so much? 1354 00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:54,708 Oh, it's amazing, man. It's provocative. 1355 00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:57,500 Yeah. What, you like the lyrics? 1356 00:59:57,583 --> 01:00:01,083 I just think it's, like, a jam. It's just a jam, you know. 1357 01:00:01,166 --> 01:00:02,083 Yeah, you know what? 1358 01:00:02,166 --> 01:00:05,541 What's the title of this song again? I forgot the name of this song. 1359 01:00:05,625 --> 01:00:06,875 [music continues playing] 1360 01:00:06,958 --> 01:00:09,541 - The name of this song. What is it? - [Akbar] It's so provocative. 1361 01:00:09,625 --> 01:00:11,500 - What is it? [mutters] - ♪ This shit crazy… ♪ 1362 01:00:11,583 --> 01:00:13,875 I don't know. I think-- is it "In Paris?" 1363 01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:15,666 [Akbar] Something about something in Paris. 1364 01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:18,791 - What is it? - It's "Midnight… Midnight in Paris"? 1365 01:00:18,875 --> 01:00:20,583 - That's not it. - Is it "Midnight in Paris"? 1366 01:00:20,666 --> 01:00:22,833 It's not "Midnight." It's not "Midnight." 1367 01:00:22,916 --> 01:00:25,041 It's somebody else is in Paris. 1368 01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:28,208 - A pack of pals in Paris? - That's close. 1369 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:29,458 Are you cold? 1370 01:00:29,541 --> 01:00:30,833 - No. - There's seat heaters even. 1371 01:00:30,916 --> 01:00:33,333 - Oh. No, I'm okay. Thank you. - Okay. 1372 01:00:33,416 --> 01:00:36,291 - ["Rise Up" by Andra Day playing] - [gasps] Ooh, I love this song. 1373 01:00:36,375 --> 01:00:37,458 It is so fire. 1374 01:00:37,541 --> 01:00:39,291 - Do you love it? - [music continues playing] 1375 01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:43,500 - Oh, yeah, I know this song. - ♪ I rise unafraid, I rise up ♪ 1376 01:00:43,583 --> 01:00:44,791 Oh, it kills me. 1377 01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:49,458 ♪ A thousand times a day ♪ 1378 01:00:49,541 --> 01:00:53,541 [inhales, vocalizes] 1379 01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:54,666 Don't you love that part? 1380 01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:56,750 [continues vocalizing] 1381 01:00:58,208 --> 01:01:01,625 You know, it's so funny 'cause I think I don't know the title of the track. 1382 01:01:01,708 --> 01:01:04,875 But I think-- And that's not what I respond to. 1383 01:01:04,958 --> 01:01:07,916 I think I respond to more what it's about, 1384 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:12,833 which is like friendship with a Parisian backdrop. 1385 01:01:12,916 --> 01:01:14,916 - [music continues playing] - [vocalizing] 1386 01:01:17,250 --> 01:01:19,041 ♪ Mountains ♪ 1387 01:01:19,125 --> 01:01:21,583 ♪ Pretty Jewish feet ♪ [vocalizing] 1388 01:01:25,708 --> 01:01:27,541 ♪ Mountains ♪ 1389 01:01:27,625 --> 01:01:30,708 - [music continues playing] - It's about everybody, you know. 1390 01:01:30,791 --> 01:01:32,916 More your friends maybe together than mine-- 1391 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,416 [splutters] But we… we should go to Paris. 1392 01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:37,833 - Or the four of us. - Four of us will go to Paris. 1393 01:01:37,916 --> 01:01:40,083 Then we'll be just like this record. 1394 01:01:40,166 --> 01:01:43,000 If we went to Paris. Almost like this record. 1395 01:01:43,083 --> 01:01:47,583 It'll be 75% of this record if we went to Paris together with you. 1396 01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:50,791 I'm not putting the math together on it, but… 1397 01:01:50,875 --> 01:01:53,875 - [music continues playing] - [vocalizing] 1398 01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:59,291 Can't quite do that note. 1399 01:01:59,875 --> 01:02:03,458 [vocalizes] 1400 01:02:06,625 --> 01:02:09,625 - [music continues playing] - [singer vocalizing] 1401 01:02:12,625 --> 01:02:15,166 ["CussWords" by Too $hort playing] ♪ Cuss words, just let 'em run ♪ 1402 01:02:15,250 --> 01:02:18,791 ♪ And all their fucking shit Goddamn asshole… ♪ 1403 01:02:18,875 --> 01:02:21,291 [man 1] Hey, nigga, didn't I tell your ass no guns in here? 1404 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:23,166 - [chattering, laughing] - [man] Put that away. 1405 01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:25,583 That's the third time I told you. God damn it! 1406 01:02:25,666 --> 01:02:26,875 [man 2 laughs] 1407 01:02:26,958 --> 01:02:29,083 [razors whirring] 1408 01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:33,666 Oh, hey, what's up, Ak? 1409 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,416 - What's going on, Ant? - [Ant] I'm all right. 1410 01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:38,625 - You got me? - Oh, yeah, man. Yeah, you and your, uh… 1411 01:02:39,583 --> 01:02:41,750 You and your pigment-challenged friend have a seat there. 1412 01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:43,916 I got a bleeder. Let me get this Gorilla Glue. 1413 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,666 [inhales] I hope the wait ain't too long. 1414 01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:49,875 You don't have a problem with getting lined up here, do you? 1415 01:02:49,958 --> 01:02:52,833 Yeah. I'm chilling. This place is dope. 1416 01:02:52,916 --> 01:02:53,916 That's right. 1417 01:02:54,750 --> 01:02:58,000 Although, there appears to be a dress code that I wasn't informed of. 1418 01:02:58,583 --> 01:03:00,208 [Akbar] Great, then we're good. 1419 01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:02,833 Hey, Ak, what's up with White Cuzz? 1420 01:03:04,041 --> 01:03:06,958 Well, I don't know, man. You know, honestly, I don't really know this nigga. 1421 01:03:09,666 --> 01:03:10,625 Am I White Cuzz? 1422 01:03:11,375 --> 01:03:13,583 - Well, I'm not. - Hey, yo, White Cuzz. 1423 01:03:14,375 --> 01:03:15,625 I'm White Cuzz, for sure. 1424 01:03:16,791 --> 01:03:18,000 What's up, man? 1425 01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:20,625 Why don't you do me a favor, slide out of that dead hoodie for me? 1426 01:03:20,708 --> 01:03:21,791 [Ezra] Hmm? 1427 01:03:21,875 --> 01:03:24,583 Your hoodie, nigga, wrong color. Why don't you take that shit off? 1428 01:03:25,166 --> 01:03:26,208 Oh, shit. 1429 01:03:27,291 --> 01:03:29,958 Oh, yeah, you know what? It is humid as fuck. Definitely. 1430 01:03:30,041 --> 01:03:32,416 It's funny. You were so cold in the car a second ago. 1431 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:35,583 I know, because the AC was blowing at my throat. 1432 01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:39,375 And I was scared of getting strep, and then I'm not anymore, 1433 01:03:39,458 --> 01:03:42,041 because we're in this, like, small place with a bunch of people. 1434 01:03:42,125 --> 01:03:45,291 So I'm like, it's all good. I'm just gonna take the hoodie off. 1435 01:03:45,375 --> 01:03:48,208 [splutters] Okay. Wait a minute. Are you sure you wanna do that? 1436 01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:50,500 I mean, who am I? 1437 01:03:50,583 --> 01:03:53,625 But what's gonna happen after you take that off? What's next? 1438 01:03:53,708 --> 01:03:55,916 Gonna be getting cornered by his crew out in the shower. 1439 01:03:56,791 --> 01:04:00,625 Fighting for your manhood every day, till you get tired and tap out. 1440 01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:03,125 And then you be a certified rag doll. 1441 01:04:03,208 --> 01:04:04,666 Certified rag doll? 1442 01:04:04,750 --> 01:04:08,333 Have you doing their laundry and taking your commissary tray. 1443 01:04:08,416 --> 01:04:09,666 And the very last face you see 1444 01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:12,750 before you cry yourself to sleep every night will be his. 1445 01:04:12,833 --> 01:04:14,458 And the first face you see in the morning 1446 01:04:14,541 --> 01:04:17,416 when you wake up from your nightmares will be his. 1447 01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:20,458 Now, is this the kind of never-ending vicious cycle 1448 01:04:20,541 --> 01:04:21,833 you wanna get subjected to 1449 01:04:21,916 --> 01:04:24,583 just 'cause you wanted to take your hoodie off? 1450 01:04:26,833 --> 01:04:28,250 They have a commissary here? 1451 01:04:28,750 --> 01:04:32,333 [Shelley] I always wanted to take my daughter-in-law on a date like this. 1452 01:04:32,416 --> 01:04:34,750 - Okay, I'm excited. - Yeah. Yeah. 1453 01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:36,208 - Hi. - [mouths] One second. 1454 01:04:36,291 --> 01:04:38,583 - [exhales] - [receptionist] Yes… 1455 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:41,125 Wow. That's attitude. 1456 01:04:41,208 --> 01:04:43,833 Anyway, they offer this beeswax wrap here. 1457 01:04:43,916 --> 01:04:46,125 - [Amira] Mm-hmm. - It's actually from beehives. 1458 01:04:46,208 --> 01:04:47,291 - Really? - [Shelley] Yeah. 1459 01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:49,166 They have hives here and-- 1460 01:04:49,250 --> 01:04:50,250 - [receptionist] Hey. - Hi. 1461 01:04:50,333 --> 01:04:52,000 [receptionist] Don't you look cute. 1462 01:04:52,916 --> 01:04:56,458 Yeah, that's no problem. Are you okay with a male therapist? 1463 01:04:56,541 --> 01:04:58,875 - Oh, wow. - [receptionist] Yeah, Cesar's great… 1464 01:04:59,791 --> 01:05:01,083 I am so sorry. 1465 01:05:01,166 --> 01:05:02,750 Sorry for what? 1466 01:05:02,833 --> 01:05:05,833 Did… Did you not just see what happened? 1467 01:05:05,916 --> 01:05:07,333 No, what just happened? 1468 01:05:08,041 --> 01:05:11,416 Okay. Just so you know, I come here all the time. 1469 01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:12,625 - Right? - Okay, yeah. 1470 01:05:12,708 --> 01:05:15,750 - And so then I come in here with you. - Mm-hmm. 1471 01:05:15,833 --> 01:05:18,958 And they let some white woman just go in front of us. [scoffs] 1472 01:05:19,041 --> 01:05:20,875 - [scoffs] - Oh, oh, I didn't… 1473 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:24,375 I mean, maybe her appointment was just ahead of ours. 1474 01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:26,625 I can't believe what you have to go through. 1475 01:05:26,708 --> 01:05:28,875 - What? What are you--? - Hang on just a second. 1476 01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:30,875 - No, I really don't think you should-- - I got it. 1477 01:05:30,958 --> 01:05:31,916 Okay, you are. 1478 01:05:33,416 --> 01:05:34,250 Hi. 1479 01:05:34,875 --> 01:05:36,583 Oh, hi. [scoffs] 1480 01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:38,541 Okay, so, um… 1481 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:42,125 as a future mother-in-law 1482 01:05:42,208 --> 01:05:46,416 of an African-American woman in America, 1483 01:05:47,375 --> 01:05:50,791 I am appalled, and I am disgusted 1484 01:05:50,875 --> 01:05:54,375 to have witnessed the racism that I just witnessed. 1485 01:05:55,166 --> 01:05:56,666 Wait, what are you talking about? 1486 01:05:56,750 --> 01:05:59,375 Oh, you know exactly what I'm talking about. 1487 01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:02,333 Hey. 1488 01:06:03,375 --> 01:06:04,916 [receptionist 2 laughs, types] 1489 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:08,583 [chuckles] Miss Shelley. How about we get us some air? 1490 01:06:09,416 --> 01:06:11,875 - Uh, yeah. We're gonna get some air. - Get some air. 1491 01:06:12,875 --> 01:06:16,833 - [receptionist] Oh. - Um, it's under Cohen with-- with a C. 1492 01:06:17,416 --> 01:06:19,750 - Yep. - [Amira] Get some air. 1493 01:06:19,833 --> 01:06:21,791 ["Tonite" by DJ Quik playing] 1494 01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:23,500 ♪ Here we go, here we go… ♪ 1495 01:06:25,208 --> 01:06:27,208 - [tires screech] - [siren wailing] 1496 01:06:27,291 --> 01:06:30,416 - [clamoring] - [man] Right here, right here! 1497 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:32,500 [hip-hop music continues] 1498 01:06:33,791 --> 01:06:35,625 [cheering] 1499 01:06:37,375 --> 01:06:38,583 ♪ They say that I'm hopeless ♪ 1500 01:06:38,666 --> 01:06:41,625 ♪ But I don't really care So blame it on the… ♪ 1501 01:06:41,708 --> 01:06:44,000 - This looks like a decent run. - Yeah, man. 1502 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:46,125 - [player] What's up, Ak? - What's up? 1503 01:06:46,208 --> 01:06:48,333 Hey, is this anything like Hughes Park? 1504 01:06:48,416 --> 01:06:49,458 Huh? 1505 01:06:49,541 --> 01:06:50,541 Langston Hughes Park. 1506 01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:52,541 You mentioned that you play there all the time. 1507 01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:54,375 Although a pretty extensive Google search 1508 01:06:54,458 --> 01:06:57,958 and literally every single person I asked about it never heard of it. 1509 01:06:58,041 --> 01:07:00,166 No, for sure, for sure. Google's been like… 1510 01:07:01,208 --> 01:07:02,291 Definitely being weird. 1511 01:07:02,375 --> 01:07:04,750 - And that's been, like, issues for me, so… - Ah! 1512 01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:07,458 I would take it to the Genius Bar on that one, but, uh… 1513 01:07:07,541 --> 01:07:09,708 Also, it's like a pop-up Langston Hughes, 1514 01:07:09,791 --> 01:07:12,166 but this definitely has, like, a Langston Hughes Park… 1515 01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:14,500 - Mm-hmm. - Sort of charisma to it, for sure. 1516 01:07:14,583 --> 01:07:17,291 Yeah, man, why don't you go out there and get a run in? 1517 01:07:18,458 --> 01:07:20,416 - Now? - Yeah, man, go play. 1518 01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:23,625 I think there's, like, a lot of people waiting and stuff. 1519 01:07:23,708 --> 01:07:25,000 Hey, can my man play? 1520 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:26,583 [player] Yeah, come on in. Let's ball. 1521 01:07:26,666 --> 01:07:27,708 You got next. 1522 01:07:27,791 --> 01:07:29,791 - [player] Hurry up. - All right, yeah. 1523 01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:33,375 All right, now, go out there and get your Langston Hughes on. 1524 01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:34,625 I'm gonna. 1525 01:07:34,708 --> 01:07:37,416 Yeah. Hey. "Life for me ain't been no crystal stair." 1526 01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:41,958 - That's good. - Uh, that's Langston Hughes. 1527 01:07:42,833 --> 01:07:44,833 I know, dude. I say that shit all the time. 1528 01:07:44,916 --> 01:07:46,375 That's my email signature. 1529 01:07:46,458 --> 01:07:48,666 [laughs] 1530 01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:53,416 [players shout] 1531 01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:55,708 - [grunts] - [player] What the hell you doing, bro? 1532 01:07:55,791 --> 01:07:58,125 - [Ezra] Oh, you're filming this? - Yeah, kind of. 1533 01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,541 - You don't have to. - I know it. I'm doing it for me. 1534 01:08:00,625 --> 01:08:03,666 - [Ezra] Okay. - [laughs] Come on now, Langston. 1535 01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:04,916 [clamoring] 1536 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,916 Swing that. [chuckles] 1537 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,208 - [player] Come on, dude! - [Akbar] Come on now, Langston. 1538 01:08:13,958 --> 01:08:16,083 [dramatic music playing] 1539 01:08:26,458 --> 01:08:29,166 - [players shout] - ["All I Do is Win" by DJ Khaled playing] 1540 01:08:29,250 --> 01:08:30,583 You weren't filming that? 1541 01:08:30,666 --> 01:08:32,708 Nah, I'mma get the next one though. 1542 01:08:32,791 --> 01:08:34,333 ♪ All I do is win, win, win… ♪ 1543 01:08:34,541 --> 01:08:36,333 Now go around him. That's right. 1544 01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:37,583 [players shout] 1545 01:08:37,666 --> 01:08:40,708 Come on now. Hey, y'all gonna just let him do that? 1546 01:08:41,791 --> 01:08:43,791 ♪ Everybody's hands go up… ♪ 1547 01:08:44,750 --> 01:08:45,875 ♪ And they stay there… ♪ 1548 01:08:45,958 --> 01:08:47,291 [players cheering] 1549 01:08:47,833 --> 01:08:49,416 ♪ And they say yeah… ♪ 1550 01:08:51,791 --> 01:08:53,291 [chattering] 1551 01:08:53,375 --> 01:08:55,625 Mr. Mohammad, this was awesome. We gotta do it again. 1552 01:08:55,708 --> 01:08:57,250 Yeah, I had a ball. 1553 01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:59,500 Throw me on a text with these guys. They're too much. 1554 01:08:59,583 --> 01:09:00,791 [players cheering] 1555 01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:03,750 - [chattering] - [laughing] 1556 01:09:03,833 --> 01:09:05,791 ♪ And they say yeah… ♪ 1557 01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:08,291 - [Ezra] What are you saying? - [Mo] Dude. 1558 01:09:08,375 --> 01:09:12,041 Black people and white people will never be cool. Period. 1559 01:09:12,125 --> 01:09:14,833 - What the fuck are you talking about? - The truth, dawg. 1560 01:09:15,625 --> 01:09:18,666 You're my best friend and my business partner. 1561 01:09:18,750 --> 01:09:21,000 Yeah, that's how powerful this shit is, bro. 1562 01:09:21,083 --> 01:09:24,291 It's kind of like when you cheat on a woman, right? 1563 01:09:24,833 --> 01:09:27,708 When you cheat on a woman, it's like you try to move forward but never can. 1564 01:09:27,791 --> 01:09:29,583 Why? 'Cause she just keeps asking questions. 1565 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:32,208 She needs to know every detail. She won't let it go, you know. 1566 01:09:32,291 --> 01:09:34,458 It's like, "Did you strap her?" 1567 01:09:34,541 --> 01:09:37,500 "Did she suck it? Did you guys do anal?" 1568 01:09:37,583 --> 01:09:40,208 This is not where I was expecting this to go. 1569 01:09:40,291 --> 01:09:42,916 Oh, I mean, it's where it needs to go, man, 'cause it's the truth. 1570 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:47,250 For Black people in this country, white dudes are the cheater. 1571 01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:50,583 And we're the chick who can't move on. 1572 01:09:51,208 --> 01:09:53,166 No matter how bad we want to, 1573 01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:57,208 we can't forget what y'all did and what y'all are still doing. 1574 01:09:57,291 --> 01:10:00,291 [hip-hop music playing] 1575 01:10:06,375 --> 01:10:08,833 - [man grunting] - [Shelley] Oh. 1576 01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:14,125 For those who don't know who I am, I am Demetrius, uh, Amira's cousin. 1577 01:10:14,208 --> 01:10:15,625 Love her to death. 1578 01:10:15,708 --> 01:10:17,666 And, uh, I'm a wedding planner. 1579 01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:20,458 Okay, first off, my name is "Amira," 1580 01:10:20,541 --> 01:10:24,083 and you do day parties at the airport DoubleTree. 1581 01:10:24,166 --> 01:10:27,000 Uh, business is expanding as it should, right? 1582 01:10:27,083 --> 01:10:30,041 [chuckles] I mean, if you ain't escalating, what you doing? 1583 01:10:30,125 --> 01:10:31,500 - You know? - Yeah. 1584 01:10:31,583 --> 01:10:32,916 [woman laughs] 1585 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:38,333 Well, um, I am Becca and, uh, also a party planner. 1586 01:10:38,416 --> 01:10:41,125 - I am an old friend of the Cohens. - Yeah. 1587 01:10:41,208 --> 01:10:44,041 I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be rude or anything. 1588 01:10:44,125 --> 01:10:46,833 But why… why do we need them? 1589 01:10:46,916 --> 01:10:49,833 - Oh, Amira. - Look, I can't stress this enough. 1590 01:10:49,916 --> 01:10:52,083 But I told you stress is gonna be extra 1591 01:10:52,166 --> 01:10:55,291 if I'm gonna be dealing with her, 'cause I… I gotta be amazing. 1592 01:10:55,375 --> 01:10:57,208 Don't worry about it. She's gonna cooperate. 1593 01:10:57,291 --> 01:10:58,208 [Demetrius] Thank you. 1594 01:10:58,291 --> 01:11:00,041 You know, you really don't have a lot of time. 1595 01:11:00,125 --> 01:11:02,375 so I do think we have to jump in pretty quickly. 1596 01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:05,916 I thought maybe we could start with a theme, lock that down. 1597 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:09,125 Um, and I was thinking maybe like an old Hollywood. 1598 01:11:09,208 --> 01:11:11,250 [gasps] I love old Hollywood. 1599 01:11:11,333 --> 01:11:12,791 Right? I know. 1600 01:11:12,875 --> 01:11:14,958 You love the period when Black entertainers 1601 01:11:15,041 --> 01:11:17,333 couldn't stay in the hotels they performed in? 1602 01:11:17,416 --> 01:11:18,416 [Demetrius groans] 1603 01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:21,583 - That's an excellent point. - [mother] Mm-hmm. 1604 01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:23,791 You know, I've always hated Gone with the Wind. 1605 01:11:23,875 --> 01:11:25,916 Way before you were supposed to. 1606 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,416 [Shelley] Before it was cool. 1607 01:11:27,541 --> 01:11:30,541 See, the spirit is moving me to move in this direction, which is, uh, 1608 01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:33,541 I was thinking more of, like, a Tron type of feel. 1609 01:11:33,625 --> 01:11:35,041 You know? Remember the '80s Tron? 1610 01:11:35,125 --> 01:11:36,416 - No. - [Akbar] Yeah. 1611 01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:39,291 So we have a Tron type of wedding, but a hood Tron, you know. 1612 01:11:39,375 --> 01:11:41,333 Keep it…. Keep it less expensive 1613 01:11:41,416 --> 01:11:45,583 by having, uh, LED light suits instead of the regular suits. 1614 01:11:45,666 --> 01:11:49,166 Have it in the hood, having real people doing real things in the Tron world. 1615 01:11:49,250 --> 01:11:51,291 - I… I don't think-- - I like that. 1616 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:53,916 - I don't. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, brother, there we are. 1617 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,375 [Shelley] A little clarity. 1618 01:11:55,458 --> 01:11:58,791 Do you mean that everybody wears the same suit to the wedding? 1619 01:11:58,875 --> 01:12:01,625 Nah, you pick your color, but you gotta get in where you fit in. 1620 01:12:01,708 --> 01:12:02,791 First come, first serve. 1621 01:12:02,875 --> 01:12:04,375 I want a red-- I want a red one. 1622 01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:06,833 You want the red one? We got that. So the red is gone. 1623 01:12:06,916 --> 01:12:08,416 [Shelley] Where do we get the suits? 1624 01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:09,708 Oh, I'll bring the suits, yeah. 1625 01:12:09,791 --> 01:12:12,458 I'll bring the suits. I got 40 hood Tron suits, 1626 01:12:12,541 --> 01:12:14,208 and, uh, they light up. 1627 01:12:14,291 --> 01:12:16,458 - All of 'em work. It's gonna be great. - [Akbar] Mm. 1628 01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:18,875 - And you have 40 of them? - Forty of 'em. 1629 01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:21,666 Anybody outside of y'all wedding, more than 40 people, 1630 01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:23,083 then that's on y'all. 1631 01:12:23,166 --> 01:12:26,083 I wouldn't bring them 'cause they couldn't fit in the suit. 1632 01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:28,833 They gonna look weird without being in a suit. 1633 01:12:28,916 --> 01:12:31,333 - It'll be cool, brother. There you go. - That sounds different. 1634 01:12:31,416 --> 01:12:34,583 - Ain't nobody did the Tron wedding. - [Demetrius] Ain't nobody did that. 1635 01:12:34,666 --> 01:12:36,750 Yo, our parents are killing us. 1636 01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:37,750 I know. 1637 01:12:37,833 --> 01:12:41,416 The good news is we are almost done with it. 1638 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,583 And they've been so busy, they're basically out of our lives. 1639 01:12:44,666 --> 01:12:46,708 You're right. I haven't heard from my mom in days. 1640 01:12:46,791 --> 01:12:47,958 It's been amazing. 1641 01:12:48,041 --> 01:12:50,750 Yeah, I haven't heard from my dad either, which is rare, 1642 01:12:50,833 --> 01:12:54,833 because he hasn't even sent one of his "form follows function" texts. 1643 01:12:55,625 --> 01:12:57,708 Do you think something terrible happened to him? 1644 01:12:57,791 --> 01:13:00,166 Oh, my God, no. Why would you say that? 1645 01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:01,875 No, I-- that would be horrible. 1646 01:13:03,291 --> 01:13:07,416 That would be the worst. I'm just making sure he's okay. 1647 01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:09,500 Anyway, babe, I gotta go. 1648 01:13:09,583 --> 01:13:11,708 - I don't wanna be late. Kiss. - You look beautiful. 1649 01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:13,416 Thank you. 1650 01:13:13,500 --> 01:13:16,416 You're gonna kill it. Remember, you got the juice. 1651 01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:18,291 You really haven't seen that movie, have you? 1652 01:13:18,375 --> 01:13:20,708 If you fucking say I haven't seen Juice one more time, 1653 01:13:20,791 --> 01:13:22,083 I will leave your ass. 1654 01:13:22,166 --> 01:13:24,291 [Amira laughs] 1655 01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:28,041 That's why with the Victorian dress, I went with the blues and the greens. 1656 01:13:28,125 --> 01:13:30,291 A very rich color for this time. 1657 01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:33,333 And just so you guys know, I have really great relationships downtown, 1658 01:13:33,416 --> 01:13:36,625 and I can get high-quality fabrics for, like, a fraction of the cost. 1659 01:13:36,708 --> 01:13:38,250 - This is great. - Yeah. 1660 01:13:38,333 --> 01:13:40,458 I would love to leave you guys with some of my sketches. 1661 01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:41,625 [man] That would be amazing. 1662 01:13:41,708 --> 01:13:44,041 Man. And can you remind me when you graduated Harvard? 1663 01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:46,000 It's just maybe we know the same people. 1664 01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:48,041 Oh, um, 1665 01:13:48,125 --> 01:13:51,166 I… I didn't go to, um, Harvard. I went to Howard. 1666 01:13:51,791 --> 01:13:54,000 Howard. Sounds kind of similar. 1667 01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:55,625 It's like a Black Harvard. 1668 01:13:57,541 --> 01:13:58,791 Interesting. 1669 01:14:01,541 --> 01:14:02,625 [Ezra] Let's go! 1670 01:14:02,708 --> 01:14:05,333 No, I'm telling you, this bachelor party's exactly what you need 1671 01:14:05,416 --> 01:14:07,583 to get your mind right before the wedding, homie. 1672 01:14:07,666 --> 01:14:09,333 I'm so fucking stressed, bro. 1673 01:14:09,416 --> 01:14:10,625 - Oh! - I can't wait. 1674 01:14:10,708 --> 01:14:14,333 Vegas with the motherfucking squad, nigga. We gonna have so much fun. 1675 01:14:14,416 --> 01:14:16,666 Bro, I'm gonna do molly and lick a stripper's toes, man. 1676 01:14:16,750 --> 01:14:18,833 Shit's gonna be lit. [chuckles] 1677 01:14:18,916 --> 01:14:21,291 Hey. What's going on, y'all? 1678 01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:23,750 - Hey, what's up? - [Mo] Mm. 1679 01:14:23,833 --> 01:14:24,791 What's up? 1680 01:14:24,875 --> 01:14:27,416 Yeah, man. Hope it's not a problem me being here. 1681 01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:30,791 You know, I figure I'd tag along. I brought Omar too. 1682 01:14:30,875 --> 01:14:32,041 What's up, nigga? 1683 01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:33,833 Hey, Omar. 1684 01:14:33,916 --> 01:14:36,875 Yeah, when I found out that Amira 1685 01:14:36,958 --> 01:14:39,958 was gonna take your mother and sister to Palm Springs with the girls, 1686 01:14:40,041 --> 01:14:43,583 I figured it'd be cool for me to come hang out with the fellas. 1687 01:14:44,291 --> 01:14:47,166 - Yeah, that's such a good and normal idea. - Yeah. 1688 01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:48,500 Listen, when we're in Vegas, 1689 01:14:48,583 --> 01:14:50,958 I don't want you thinking I'm your future father-in-law. 1690 01:14:51,041 --> 01:14:52,208 I'm not that guy. 1691 01:14:52,291 --> 01:14:55,541 I'm just another one of the fellas, hanging out having a good time. 1692 01:14:55,625 --> 01:14:57,500 Hey, what's your boy's name again? 1693 01:14:58,291 --> 01:15:00,625 Uh, my name's Mo, and I have titties. 1694 01:15:01,250 --> 01:15:03,750 - Oh, I'm sorry, bro-- um, sister-- Mo. - [Mo] Mm-hmm. 1695 01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:05,958 - Yeah. - Yeah. [sighs] 1696 01:15:06,041 --> 01:15:08,708 - [man] Can I get my seat? - I'm sorry about that, yeah. 1697 01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:10,708 We gonna have fun. 1698 01:15:11,250 --> 01:15:12,625 Totally. 1699 01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:14,833 - What the fuck is going on? - Bro, I don't know. 1700 01:15:14,916 --> 01:15:17,625 But his casual nature is terrifying, all right? 1701 01:15:17,708 --> 01:15:19,250 He's the type of nigga that'll kill you 1702 01:15:19,333 --> 01:15:21,791 and get a solid nine and a half hours of sleep. 1703 01:15:21,875 --> 01:15:23,000 I've done that. 1704 01:15:25,750 --> 01:15:26,958 I've done that. 1705 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,041 Hey, did you know that Mo had titties? 1706 01:15:33,125 --> 01:15:34,500 Yeah, they're on her chest. 1707 01:15:36,708 --> 01:15:38,083 Dude, uh, so what's your plan? 1708 01:15:38,166 --> 01:15:40,333 We catch this kid with the beard doing weird stupid shit, 1709 01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:42,083 and you just snitch on him to your daughter? 1710 01:15:42,166 --> 01:15:46,125 No, we gonna just go down there and make sure he don't have no fun. 1711 01:15:48,708 --> 01:15:51,250 That is very low class of you. 1712 01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:55,333 - But I cannot lie. That is a good plan. - Hmm. 1713 01:15:55,416 --> 01:15:57,666 Vegas has a knack for bringing out who people really are. 1714 01:15:57,750 --> 01:16:00,416 - That's right. - Can tell a lot about a man by his crew. 1715 01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:01,416 That's right. 1716 01:16:01,500 --> 01:16:03,708 - [cork pops] - [laughing, shouting] 1717 01:16:03,791 --> 01:16:04,833 - Cheers! - [man] Shot! 1718 01:16:04,916 --> 01:16:05,875 Shot! 1719 01:16:07,041 --> 01:16:08,041 - Swallow the pill. - Ahh! 1720 01:16:08,125 --> 01:16:10,500 - [Mo] All right, this is for my boy. - [Ezra] Yeah. 1721 01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:13,375 The E to the Z to the motherfucking E. You know what I'm saying? 1722 01:16:13,458 --> 01:16:15,666 He's trading in his pimp card, boys. 1723 01:16:15,750 --> 01:16:17,583 - Yeah, this one's for me. - [Mo] Hell yeah! 1724 01:16:18,166 --> 01:16:19,541 [women shouting] 1725 01:16:19,625 --> 01:16:21,958 {\an8}["Drop It Like It's Hot" by Snoop Dogg playing] 1726 01:16:22,541 --> 01:16:24,750 ♪ When the pimp's in the crib, Ma Drop it… ♪ 1727 01:16:24,833 --> 01:16:26,708 - [shouting] - [laughing] 1728 01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:28,708 - Hi! - You glowing and shit. 1729 01:16:28,791 --> 01:16:33,166 Ladies, who's making all the noise in the lobby? 1730 01:16:33,250 --> 01:16:35,500 [shouting] 1731 01:16:35,583 --> 01:16:37,458 - Hey! - Hi, gorgey! 1732 01:16:37,541 --> 01:16:41,041 - Well, hello, titties! Mwah! - [laughing] 1733 01:16:41,125 --> 01:16:44,125 - [women chattering] - Hello, girls! 1734 01:16:47,458 --> 01:16:48,541 Who is this white woman? 1735 01:16:48,625 --> 01:16:49,458 [Shelley] Oh. 1736 01:16:49,541 --> 01:16:54,375 You guys, so this is Miss Shelley, Ezra's mother. 1737 01:16:54,458 --> 01:16:56,416 - [all] Oh! - [laughing] 1738 01:16:56,500 --> 01:17:00,125 Gosh, you are all so gorgeous. 1739 01:17:00,208 --> 01:17:02,166 - I can't stop staring at you. - Thank you. 1740 01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:04,500 Honestly, it's like, these earrings 1741 01:17:04,583 --> 01:17:08,166 and the orange business up top. 1742 01:17:08,250 --> 01:17:10,125 - [laughing] - [Shelley] It's just so dope. 1743 01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:12,750 - I can't get over it. And the hair. - It's dope. 1744 01:17:12,833 --> 01:17:15,458 I mean, I am straight up simping for all of you. 1745 01:17:15,541 --> 01:17:17,125 - [all laugh] - Yeah. 1746 01:17:18,041 --> 01:17:20,041 [laughing] 1747 01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:24,500 And that is a beautiful tattoo. 1748 01:17:24,583 --> 01:17:26,958 - Oh, thank you. - Of course. What does that say? 1749 01:17:27,666 --> 01:17:29,666 It says, "Rest in peace, Big Rev." 1750 01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:31,875 Oh, condolences. 1751 01:17:32,708 --> 01:17:34,250 Yeah, he was my heart. 1752 01:17:36,875 --> 01:17:38,375 Um, I wonder why you didn't put it… 1753 01:17:38,458 --> 01:17:40,958 - …on your other breast. Wha-- - Mom, for the love of God. 1754 01:17:41,041 --> 01:17:43,625 - [clears throat] I'm so sorry. - Yes. 1755 01:17:43,708 --> 01:17:45,666 For your loss and for my mom. 1756 01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:47,291 - What? [scoffs] - [laughs] 1757 01:17:47,375 --> 01:17:51,125 - ["Popstar" by DJ Khaled playing] - [crowd chattering, laughing] 1758 01:17:51,208 --> 01:17:53,666 - ♪ Another one ♪ [echoes] - ♪ Yeah ♪ 1759 01:17:53,750 --> 01:17:55,250 ♪ DJ Khaled! ♪ 1760 01:17:55,333 --> 01:17:58,541 ♪ Bitches calling my phone Like I'm locked up, nonstop ♪ 1761 01:17:58,625 --> 01:18:01,583 ♪ From the plane To the fucking helicopter, yeah ♪ 1762 01:18:01,666 --> 01:18:04,125 ♪ Cops pulling up Like I'm giving drugs out ♪ 1763 01:18:04,208 --> 01:18:07,125 ♪ Nah, nah, I'm a pop star, not a doctor ♪ 1764 01:18:07,208 --> 01:18:10,333 ♪ Bitches calling my phone Like I'm locked up, nonstop ♪ 1765 01:18:10,416 --> 01:18:13,375 ♪ From the plane To the fucking helicopter, yeah ♪ 1766 01:18:13,458 --> 01:18:15,666 ♪ Cops pulling up Like I'm giving drugs out ♪ 1767 01:18:15,750 --> 01:18:18,708 ♪ Nah, nah, I'm a pop star, not a doctor ♪ 1768 01:18:19,458 --> 01:18:22,708 ♪ Hey, shorty with the long text I don't talk, hey ♪ 1769 01:18:22,791 --> 01:18:25,833 ♪ Shorty with the long legs She don't walk, hey ♪ 1770 01:18:25,916 --> 01:18:28,666 ♪ Yeah, last year I kept it on the tuck, hey ♪ 1771 01:18:28,791 --> 01:18:31,666 ♪ 2020, I came to fuck it up, yeah ♪ 1772 01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:34,333 ♪ I wanna long life, a legendary one ♪ 1773 01:18:34,416 --> 01:18:37,583 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ I want a quick death and an easy one ♪ 1774 01:18:37,666 --> 01:18:40,416 ♪ I want a pretty girl and an honest one ♪ 1775 01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:43,458 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ I want this drink and another one… ♪ 1776 01:18:43,541 --> 01:18:45,166 [cheering] 1777 01:18:45,250 --> 01:18:48,083 ♪ I'm a pop star This shit ain't bubblegum ♪ 1778 01:18:48,166 --> 01:18:50,458 ♪ You would probably think My manager is Scooter Braun… ♪ 1779 01:18:50,541 --> 01:18:52,625 [man snorting] Ah! 1780 01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:55,166 [chuckles, clears throat] 1781 01:18:55,250 --> 01:18:57,083 Hey, let me get this straight. 1782 01:18:57,166 --> 01:19:00,250 Every single person that you know does coke, but you don't? 1783 01:19:02,083 --> 01:19:04,166 Yeah, it's crazy and upsetting. 1784 01:19:04,250 --> 01:19:07,625 It's… It's driving us apart, honestly. 1785 01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:11,708 I miss them the way they were, you know. 1786 01:19:11,791 --> 01:19:15,875 Yo! Ezra! Ezra, buddy, buddy. We're almost out. 1787 01:19:15,958 --> 01:19:19,541 So we need your guy's number. So we need to call the coke guy. 1788 01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:22,750 Your guy, your coke guy. Can we call him? Thank you. 1789 01:19:22,833 --> 01:19:25,583 What guy? I don't have a guy! 1790 01:19:25,666 --> 01:19:27,625 Ez, what? You definitely have a guy. 1791 01:19:27,708 --> 01:19:30,250 - You got a guy. - The coke guy from Vegas from last time. 1792 01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:31,750 Just call him. Quit holding out. 1793 01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:34,875 I think you're so high on cocaine, you don't know what you're saying. 1794 01:19:34,958 --> 01:19:38,791 I don't have a coke guy. 1795 01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:40,166 - [laughing] - No. You have a guy. 1796 01:19:40,250 --> 01:19:41,708 We bought cocaine from him. 1797 01:19:41,791 --> 01:19:43,875 - He is a cocaine dealer. - [man 2] Yeah. 1798 01:19:43,958 --> 01:19:45,375 And we bought coke, 1799 01:19:45,458 --> 01:19:48,958 and you got so high that you ended up passing out on the Strip. 1800 01:19:49,041 --> 01:19:50,750 You had cocaine all over your face. 1801 01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:52,916 Wait, I think I remember you. 1802 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,333 You… You shit your pants last time. 1803 01:19:55,416 --> 01:19:58,458 - Yes, you did! You shit your pants! - [all laughing] 1804 01:19:58,541 --> 01:20:01,041 - From cocaine use! You did that. - [mouths] Shut the fuck up. 1805 01:20:01,125 --> 01:20:03,875 Sniff, sniff, motherfuckers, guess who I found. 1806 01:20:03,958 --> 01:20:07,083 - [all] Coke guy! - [Mo] Exactly! Ho-ho! 1807 01:20:07,166 --> 01:20:11,041 Ezra! Ezra, that's the guy I was talking about. 1808 01:20:11,125 --> 01:20:12,250 The coke guy! 1809 01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:14,458 Look. Look, look at his knuckles. 1810 01:20:14,541 --> 01:20:16,875 Yeah, it says "Coke Guy" right there on his knuckles. 1811 01:20:16,958 --> 01:20:20,416 Ezra! Thank you for the Edible Arrangement on my birthday. 1812 01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:23,291 Such a mensch. For you, Papi. 1813 01:20:25,208 --> 01:20:29,416 God damn. That's a lot of cocaine you got there, Ezra. 1814 01:20:30,708 --> 01:20:31,583 Yeah. 1815 01:20:32,583 --> 01:20:35,625 Hey, you shit on yourself last time you was here? 1816 01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:38,833 You shat your slacks? 1817 01:20:38,916 --> 01:20:41,041 Yes, but not from cocaine. 1818 01:20:41,125 --> 01:20:44,333 It was from… It was from Chipotle. 1819 01:20:45,916 --> 01:20:47,250 - [chattering] - [laughing] 1820 01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:50,333 - I'm ready. I am ready! - Oh! 1821 01:20:50,416 --> 01:20:53,375 - Seven letters. Plural. - Yeah, right. 1822 01:20:53,458 --> 01:20:56,625 A group of people who move beautifully. 1823 01:20:56,708 --> 01:20:59,458 Okay, you said plural, so there's an "s." 1824 01:20:59,541 --> 01:21:00,541 - [mother] "S." - Good. 1825 01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:02,833 - Oh, strippers! Strippers! - [woman] Too many letters. 1826 01:21:02,916 --> 01:21:03,958 [imitates buzzer] 1827 01:21:04,041 --> 01:21:06,916 Oh, wait. Oh, no, no, no, I've got it. 1828 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,666 Is it an "n" word? 1829 01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:10,166 [mother exhales] 1830 01:21:12,958 --> 01:21:13,875 [Shelley] No. 1831 01:21:14,625 --> 01:21:17,125 No, no. I meant N-Navajos. 1832 01:21:17,208 --> 01:21:19,583 - [woman] Oh, jeez. - [Shelley] No, that's where I was going. 1833 01:21:19,666 --> 01:21:21,541 Was Navajos, because, um… 1834 01:21:22,125 --> 01:21:24,416 - You know, when they move, the Navajo-- - [Liza] Mom. 1835 01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:26,000 Mom, please. 1836 01:21:26,083 --> 01:21:26,916 [Shelley] What? 1837 01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:31,541 - Oh. Dancers! - [screaming] 1838 01:21:32,208 --> 01:21:33,250 Oh, my God! 1839 01:21:33,333 --> 01:21:34,291 What the hell! 1840 01:21:34,375 --> 01:21:35,958 What the hell is wrong with you? 1841 01:21:36,041 --> 01:21:37,375 - [woman 1 shouts] - [gasps] 1842 01:21:37,458 --> 01:21:39,208 - [woman 2] Oh, my God! - [shouts] 1843 01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:40,750 [shouting] 1844 01:21:40,833 --> 01:21:41,958 No, no! 1845 01:21:42,041 --> 01:21:43,708 [woman 2] It's okay. Your braids look good. 1846 01:21:43,791 --> 01:21:45,375 It's hooked onto my… 1847 01:21:45,458 --> 01:21:48,291 - It's okay. Somebody get her a wig. - [chattering] 1848 01:21:48,375 --> 01:21:50,916 - Did you know this was a wig? - No, I… I didn't know that. 1849 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:54,750 I mean, this… this is kind of amazing craftsmanship, don't you think? Because-- 1850 01:21:54,833 --> 01:21:57,500 - Gimme the girl's wig back. Gimme the wig. - What-- 1851 01:21:57,583 --> 01:21:59,458 - Now it's all tangled up. - [woman 3] You're okay. 1852 01:21:59,541 --> 01:22:01,541 - [woman 1] Let's go! - [woman 2] Okay. 1853 01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:03,000 [woman 1] We out. 1854 01:22:03,083 --> 01:22:04,291 What ha-- 1855 01:22:05,458 --> 01:22:08,500 - [Ezra] Was your trip as bad as mine? - [Amira] I guess you could say that. 1856 01:22:08,583 --> 01:22:10,208 [exhales] Yeah, mine was rough. 1857 01:22:11,625 --> 01:22:13,125 Did your dad say anything? 1858 01:22:13,708 --> 01:22:15,625 No. Why? Should he? 1859 01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:18,916 No, just that, uh, everything went okay, 1860 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:22,750 and it was totally normal, so, yeah. 1861 01:22:23,375 --> 01:22:25,958 - Okay. - Why was yours rough? 'Cause my mom? 1862 01:22:26,041 --> 01:22:28,375 [Amira sighs] I don't wanna talk about it. 1863 01:22:28,458 --> 01:22:29,916 [scoffs] What'd she do this time? 1864 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,750 Ezra, I don't-- I really don't wanna talk about it. 1865 01:22:32,833 --> 01:22:34,291 Just tell me what she did. 1866 01:22:35,208 --> 01:22:39,625 [sighs] Okay, she pulled the same tone-deaf shit she does all the time. 1867 01:22:39,708 --> 01:22:41,708 But that's what y'all do, so… 1868 01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:44,416 What type of shit is that to say? 1869 01:22:46,583 --> 01:22:48,583 I'm sorry. I just got a lot on my mind. 1870 01:22:49,125 --> 01:22:50,125 I'm sorry. 1871 01:22:51,958 --> 01:22:54,375 [Ezra sighs] Okay. 1872 01:22:56,625 --> 01:22:58,666 Whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 1873 01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:01,541 - Throwing this shit away. - Why? 1874 01:23:01,625 --> 01:23:04,166 Because I didn't get the job, Ezra. That's why. 1875 01:23:04,833 --> 01:23:05,875 What? 1876 01:23:05,958 --> 01:23:09,583 The producer called me and told me that he went with someone else. 1877 01:23:09,666 --> 01:23:12,750 Someone who has more period piece experience. I don't know. 1878 01:23:14,208 --> 01:23:15,250 [Ezra] Baby, I'm sorry. 1879 01:23:15,333 --> 01:23:19,500 If it's any consolation, I can hold you down for a while. 1880 01:23:19,583 --> 01:23:22,916 [scoffs] No, Ezra, I don't wanna be some kept woman. 1881 01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:28,166 I'm just trying to think of ways to help you, all right? 1882 01:23:28,250 --> 01:23:30,666 Like… [sighs] 1883 01:23:30,750 --> 01:23:31,750 - Let me-- - [Amira sighs] 1884 01:23:31,833 --> 01:23:34,000 Let me call my family friend Rick Greenwald. 1885 01:23:34,083 --> 01:23:35,125 He's got connections, 1886 01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:37,083 and he'll look out for you on your next job. 1887 01:23:37,166 --> 01:23:38,708 Oh, the fucking luxury. 1888 01:23:39,291 --> 01:23:42,041 Are you not listening to what I'm saying? Are you not hearing me? 1889 01:23:42,125 --> 01:23:43,875 Everything I have, I've gotten on my own. 1890 01:23:43,958 --> 01:23:45,708 I've worked really hard for it 1891 01:23:45,791 --> 01:23:48,000 and worked through all this racist bullshit, 1892 01:23:48,083 --> 01:23:49,416 all for you to be able to come in 1893 01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:52,041 and call your family friend to give me a job 1894 01:23:52,125 --> 01:23:54,291 I probably should have got five years ago? 1895 01:23:54,375 --> 01:23:56,041 How do you think that makes me feel? 1896 01:23:56,916 --> 01:24:00,083 Well, I'm not trying to make you feel bad. I'm just trying to, like, help. 1897 01:24:00,166 --> 01:24:02,750 And it's okay to accept help from someone who loves you. 1898 01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:07,541 That's really easy for you to say because that's how life has worked for you. 1899 01:24:07,625 --> 01:24:09,083 That's not how it works for me. 1900 01:24:09,750 --> 01:24:12,125 Whatever. We have to get ready for this rehearsal dinner. 1901 01:24:12,208 --> 01:24:14,208 I'm going to the bathroom. Alone. 1902 01:24:14,291 --> 01:24:15,291 Please. 1903 01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:19,583 Yeah, I don't wanna go to the bathroom with you. 1904 01:24:19,666 --> 01:24:21,083 [Amira] Since when? 1905 01:24:21,708 --> 01:24:23,291 My charger's in there though. 1906 01:24:24,416 --> 01:24:27,041 Let me just grab my charger before you're in there for a while. 1907 01:24:27,125 --> 01:24:28,083 [Amira] Oh, my God! 1908 01:24:28,166 --> 01:24:31,750 - [man] One, two… - ♪ Moon ♪ 1909 01:24:31,833 --> 01:24:34,000 ♪ River ♪ 1910 01:24:34,833 --> 01:24:37,958 ♪ Wider than a mile… ♪ 1911 01:24:40,208 --> 01:24:42,125 [chattering] 1912 01:24:42,208 --> 01:24:46,041 ♪ Some day… ♪ [vocalizing] 1913 01:24:47,625 --> 01:24:49,875 [chattering] 1914 01:24:54,041 --> 01:24:57,500 - [chattering continues] - [laughing] 1915 01:24:59,291 --> 01:25:02,791 - Woody! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 1916 01:25:02,875 --> 01:25:04,875 My name is Akbar Mohammad, bro. 1917 01:25:04,958 --> 01:25:08,166 Oh, man. Mama named you Woody. I'm calling you Woody. 1918 01:25:08,250 --> 01:25:11,791 Yeah, Mama didn't give birth to no fake-Versace-wearing, 1919 01:25:11,875 --> 01:25:15,000 PPP-loan-scamming career criminal, but here we are. 1920 01:25:15,083 --> 01:25:16,375 This is Versace. 1921 01:25:16,458 --> 01:25:17,875 Nigga, please. 1922 01:25:17,958 --> 01:25:19,583 Anyway, I ain't no criminal, okay? 1923 01:25:19,666 --> 01:25:22,166 It was a peeping Tom charge, okay? 1924 01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:25,791 I was looking in there, peeping to see if my baby mama was cheating, 1925 01:25:25,875 --> 01:25:29,000 so I could get lower prices on my child support. 1926 01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:30,375 Why peep through the window? 1927 01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:34,458 Because I wanted to see somebody have her broke down over, like a shotgun. 1928 01:25:34,541 --> 01:25:36,250 That ain't gonna lower your child support. 1929 01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:39,208 The judge seen her being a ho, my child support will go low. 1930 01:25:39,291 --> 01:25:41,875 Can't go up in the judge, "I seen her bent over, Your Honor." 1931 01:25:41,958 --> 01:25:42,916 "I should get less." 1932 01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:45,458 [chuckles] The judge ain't gonna give you less money. 1933 01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:46,958 I've done it before. 1934 01:25:47,041 --> 01:25:49,083 - Hi, Uncle EJ. - [EJ] Hey, baby! 1935 01:25:49,166 --> 01:25:51,416 Hey! 1936 01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:54,791 This is Ezra. Ezra, this my Uncle EJ. 1937 01:25:55,375 --> 01:25:57,416 - What's up, Ez? What'd you say, Ez-- - Ezra. 1938 01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:59,750 - Famous Uncle EJ. Heard a lot about you. - This is my uncle. 1939 01:25:59,833 --> 01:26:00,708 [EJ] Okay. 1940 01:26:00,791 --> 01:26:03,125 Yeah, this is Ezra. This is the man. 1941 01:26:03,791 --> 01:26:05,375 - My man, all right. - [Akbar exhales] 1942 01:26:05,458 --> 01:26:08,208 Okay, I'm gonna go say what's up to Renee. 1943 01:26:08,291 --> 01:26:09,458 - [EJ] Yeah. - Y'all be nice. 1944 01:26:09,541 --> 01:26:10,625 We'll be nice to Ezra. 1945 01:26:10,708 --> 01:26:13,416 You gonna let this credit card sit here, we gonna swipe him. 1946 01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:14,333 [Amira laughs] 1947 01:26:14,416 --> 01:26:17,375 He look like an AmEx, standing here with his hair slicked back. 1948 01:26:17,458 --> 01:26:19,333 - Oh. He lying. - [chuckling] 1949 01:26:19,416 --> 01:26:20,958 - [laughs] All right. - All right. Okay. 1950 01:26:21,041 --> 01:26:22,708 Come back soon if you want. 1951 01:26:22,791 --> 01:26:26,625 - Ezra does a podcast on Black culture. - Oh! 1952 01:26:27,875 --> 01:26:28,958 Tell him, Ezra. 1953 01:26:29,041 --> 01:26:30,458 Yeah, I do podcasts. 1954 01:26:31,041 --> 01:26:32,250 About what? 1955 01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:33,875 The culture. 1956 01:26:34,458 --> 01:26:36,708 Oh, you're gonna just say "culture" and leave "Black" out? 1957 01:26:37,291 --> 01:26:40,458 [EJ laughs] You gotta get that money some kind of way, baby, huh? 1958 01:26:40,541 --> 01:26:43,916 Give me $150 real quick. Don't tell her I asked for the money. 1959 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:45,791 - I won't. I'll Venmo-- - Give me a Cîroc. 1960 01:26:45,875 --> 01:26:49,583 And, uh, the white Barry White something to drink. 1961 01:26:49,666 --> 01:26:52,416 [laughing] 1962 01:26:52,500 --> 01:26:55,250 ["Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe" by Barry White playing] 1963 01:26:55,333 --> 01:26:58,208 - [chattering] - Cheers! 1964 01:26:58,291 --> 01:27:00,916 [laughing] 1965 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,875 ♪ My darling, I… ♪ 1966 01:27:03,375 --> 01:27:04,208 [tapping glass] 1967 01:27:04,291 --> 01:27:06,416 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I got something to say. 1968 01:27:06,500 --> 01:27:08,375 - I got something to say. Uh… - [man] Okay, say it! 1969 01:27:08,458 --> 01:27:11,166 This is nice, y'all. This is real nice. 1970 01:27:11,250 --> 01:27:14,583 I ain't never had no, uh, wedding like this, 1971 01:27:14,666 --> 01:27:17,125 but I mean, I've been married three times. That's right. 1972 01:27:17,208 --> 01:27:19,125 Two times at the courthouse 1973 01:27:19,208 --> 01:27:21,916 and then one time at the Benihana's. [chuckles] 1974 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,083 We ain't had no reservations, nothing like that. 1975 01:27:24,166 --> 01:27:28,125 Amira, my cousin, I just wanna say how happy I am for you and Ezra-- 1976 01:27:28,208 --> 01:27:31,833 Girl, we just wanna say congrats. You marrying this white man. 1977 01:27:31,916 --> 01:27:34,166 - Girl, all these white people are here. - [scoffs] 1978 01:27:34,250 --> 01:27:37,375 If you like it, we love it, right? [chuckles] 1979 01:27:37,458 --> 01:27:40,000 - I stormed the Capitol. - [crowd gasps] 1980 01:27:40,083 --> 01:27:42,416 I did. I was there. 1981 01:27:43,125 --> 01:27:45,208 Ezra tried to stop me. 1982 01:27:47,166 --> 01:27:49,375 He's a liberal cuck, but he's a good man. 1983 01:27:49,458 --> 01:27:52,791 To my best friend Ezra, who's kind and thoughtful, 1984 01:27:53,375 --> 01:27:56,666 but for whatever reason didn't think to sit me on the Black side of the table, 1985 01:27:56,750 --> 01:27:59,791 which just aesthetically makes sense, you know. 1986 01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:04,208 Cheers to inclusion and our newly found generational wealth. 1987 01:28:04,291 --> 01:28:06,916 "He left the family early, um, 1988 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:10,958 leaving his mother responsible for everybody, including the house." 1989 01:28:12,166 --> 01:28:14,458 "And after Mom died in 1984, 1990 01:28:14,541 --> 01:28:17,625 Xzibit had no choice 1991 01:28:17,708 --> 01:28:20,000 but to move in back with his father in New Mexico." 1992 01:28:20,083 --> 01:28:23,208 I… I wanna say… I wanna say it was Albuquerque. 1993 01:28:23,291 --> 01:28:26,208 - Okay. I think we can wrap it up. Yeah. - I think. 1994 01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:27,666 That vaccine… 1995 01:28:31,083 --> 01:28:32,666 makes you gay. 1996 01:28:32,750 --> 01:28:34,541 So the moral of the story is 1997 01:28:34,625 --> 01:28:37,458 never date a woman who don't respect your wife. 1998 01:28:37,541 --> 01:28:39,083 [diners groaning] 1999 01:28:39,166 --> 01:28:42,708 No, I didn't mean to-- I said the wrong shit. [sighs] 2000 01:28:43,666 --> 01:28:46,333 - [chattering] - [laughing] 2001 01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:54,416 Can I have everybody's attention, please? 2002 01:28:55,166 --> 01:28:56,375 Attention, everyone. 2003 01:28:57,125 --> 01:28:58,625 Yeah, I know it's, uh, 2004 01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:01,791 it's customary for the father to give a speech on the wedding day. 2005 01:29:02,500 --> 01:29:06,458 But I thought there was some things that I needed to, uh, address tonight. 2006 01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:08,583 Um, 2007 01:29:09,083 --> 01:29:10,833 when a man's daughter gets married, 2008 01:29:11,916 --> 01:29:14,500 they say that the man is giving her away. 2009 01:29:15,541 --> 01:29:18,375 Now, that's a really hard pill to swallow. 2010 01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:21,000 Because you don't usually know 2011 01:29:21,083 --> 01:29:23,958 who the man is that you're giving your daughter away to. 2012 01:29:24,958 --> 01:29:25,916 Usually. 2013 01:29:27,708 --> 01:29:29,291 But I consider myself fortunate, 2014 01:29:29,375 --> 01:29:32,500 because I think I kind of do know who Ezra is. 2015 01:29:32,583 --> 01:29:34,000 [mother chuckles] 2016 01:29:34,083 --> 01:29:39,916 And he's not a drunken, drugged-out, dream-chasing whore monger 2017 01:29:40,958 --> 01:29:44,375 who surrounds himself with a bunch of, uh, racist degenerates. 2018 01:29:44,458 --> 01:29:47,458 [chuckling] 2019 01:29:48,375 --> 01:29:49,750 I didn't get that guy. 2020 01:29:51,541 --> 01:29:53,500 I got this guy. 2021 01:29:53,583 --> 01:29:55,750 - [woman] Mmm. Aww. - [chuckling] 2022 01:29:55,833 --> 01:29:57,333 [EJ] All right, okay, okay. 2023 01:29:57,958 --> 01:30:00,875 So, here's to my beautiful baby girl. 2024 01:30:00,958 --> 01:30:03,541 - [all] Cheers! - [mother] We love you. 2025 01:30:04,125 --> 01:30:05,833 [Shelley] Congratulations! 2026 01:30:05,916 --> 01:30:07,916 [laughing and chattering continue] 2027 01:30:23,125 --> 01:30:24,125 Thank you, sir. 2028 01:30:24,875 --> 01:30:25,708 Hey. 2029 01:30:27,541 --> 01:30:29,916 Oh, Ezra. 2030 01:30:32,750 --> 01:30:34,916 Thank you for, uh, what you did back there. 2031 01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,583 What did I do back there? 2032 01:30:38,416 --> 01:30:39,333 Your speech. 2033 01:30:39,416 --> 01:30:42,416 You could've, uh, could've blown up my spot. 2034 01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:43,958 You didn't, so thanks. 2035 01:30:44,041 --> 01:30:47,166 Well, save your thank you, 'cause I didn't do it for you. 2036 01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:48,958 I did that for my daughter. 2037 01:30:49,041 --> 01:30:51,791 You think I'm gonna embarrass her in front of her whole family? 2038 01:30:52,458 --> 01:30:53,375 No. 2039 01:30:55,291 --> 01:30:56,708 You don't know me too well. 2040 01:30:58,291 --> 01:31:00,791 But here's the thing. I know you. 2041 01:31:01,916 --> 01:31:03,750 I've known you from the very start. 2042 01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:05,750 I had your number from day one. 2043 01:31:06,875 --> 01:31:07,875 And for the life of me, 2044 01:31:07,958 --> 01:31:11,458 I do not know why my daughter continues to go down this path with you. 2045 01:31:12,041 --> 01:31:14,208 There's one thing that I'm crystal clear on, 2046 01:31:14,291 --> 01:31:20,666 is that you are absolutely, positively, unequivocally 2047 01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:23,958 not the right the guy for my daughter. 2048 01:31:24,583 --> 01:31:25,583 Period. 2049 01:31:25,666 --> 01:31:27,750 - Why? - Excuse me. 2050 01:31:27,833 --> 01:31:29,958 Why am I not the right guy for your daughter? 2051 01:31:30,041 --> 01:31:31,791 Well, shit, where do I begin? 2052 01:31:31,875 --> 01:31:32,708 Anywhere. 2053 01:31:34,250 --> 01:31:36,708 Well, what… what about we start at your bachelor party? 2054 01:31:36,791 --> 01:31:39,250 When I saw you in the room with the strippers and the cocaine, 2055 01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:40,750 how about we start there? 2056 01:31:40,833 --> 01:31:41,916 Why don't we start with 2057 01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:44,250 why you were at my bachelor party in the first place? 2058 01:31:44,916 --> 01:31:46,166 You had no right to be there. 2059 01:31:46,250 --> 01:31:47,958 Bachelor parties are for people to be weird. 2060 01:31:48,041 --> 01:31:49,500 That's not who I am. 2061 01:31:49,583 --> 01:31:51,416 Okay? It's my dumb fucking friends. 2062 01:31:52,041 --> 01:31:54,375 But you deeboed your way in, and you got what you wanted. 2063 01:31:54,458 --> 01:31:55,916 I had a shitty time. 2064 01:31:56,708 --> 01:32:00,500 As a matter of fact, I have a shitty time whenever you're around. 2065 01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:03,500 You're like the cooler to my life, and I don't know why. 2066 01:32:04,083 --> 01:32:07,125 Because the truth is all I've ever done 2067 01:32:08,541 --> 01:32:10,041 is love your daughter, 2068 01:32:10,583 --> 01:32:12,708 wholly and completely. 2069 01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:15,083 And she loves me, 2070 01:32:15,166 --> 01:32:17,083 and we wanna marry each other. 2071 01:32:17,166 --> 01:32:20,208 And you just decided before you even met me 2072 01:32:20,291 --> 01:32:21,791 that you hated me. 2073 01:32:22,416 --> 01:32:24,625 [scoffs] And then once you met me, you put all your energy 2074 01:32:24,708 --> 01:32:26,958 just towards, like, smoking me out 2075 01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:29,500 or trying to prove I don't belong around Black people, 2076 01:32:29,583 --> 01:32:32,041 or that I'm a researcher and not a witness. 2077 01:32:32,666 --> 01:32:35,583 That's why you brought me to play ball at that park. 2078 01:32:35,666 --> 01:32:37,291 Why you brought me to that Crip barbershop 2079 01:32:37,375 --> 01:32:39,208 while I'm wearing a red hoodie like an idiot. 2080 01:32:39,291 --> 01:32:43,125 It's why you fuck with me about my podcast and my music taste and how I talk 2081 01:32:43,208 --> 01:32:44,916 and how I think and who my friends are 2082 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,125 and basically everything that I'm a part of. 2083 01:32:48,166 --> 01:32:50,333 And I just take it. I take it! 2084 01:32:50,416 --> 01:32:52,833 I take your shit. I take it all day. 2085 01:32:53,833 --> 01:32:56,541 And it did teach me one thing that you were right about. 2086 01:32:56,625 --> 01:32:57,583 [Akbar] And what's that? 2087 01:32:58,166 --> 01:33:02,166 I will never, ever, ever 2088 01:33:03,291 --> 01:33:06,125 know what it's like to be a Black person in this country. 2089 01:33:07,333 --> 01:33:09,500 But I do know what an asshole is. 2090 01:33:17,875 --> 01:33:19,291 Yeah, yeah, I know. 2091 01:33:19,375 --> 01:33:22,666 I'm really pleased with the way-- and they're such a nice group of-- 2092 01:33:22,750 --> 01:33:26,083 Oh, Amira! Amira. Hi! 2093 01:33:26,166 --> 01:33:28,083 Would you excuse me for just a second? 2094 01:33:28,166 --> 01:33:30,083 - Oh, my gosh! - [Amira] Hi. 2095 01:33:30,166 --> 01:33:32,500 Hi! I just wanted to stop you 2096 01:33:32,583 --> 01:33:34,583 and tell you that I think you look so pretty. 2097 01:33:34,666 --> 01:33:35,750 Thank you. 2098 01:33:36,333 --> 01:33:37,625 Is that a roller set? 2099 01:33:37,708 --> 01:33:40,666 - Hmm? - Your hair. Is it a roller set? 2100 01:33:41,583 --> 01:33:43,666 Um, no, it's not. 2101 01:33:43,750 --> 01:33:48,708 Oh. Shoot. Okay. It's not individuals, right? 2102 01:33:48,791 --> 01:33:49,750 [Amira] No. 2103 01:33:49,833 --> 01:33:52,291 No? Okay. Shit. 2104 01:33:52,375 --> 01:33:55,416 All right, well, I guess I'm gonna have to go back to the drawing board. 2105 01:33:55,500 --> 01:33:58,000 I, uh-- Ever since the bachelorette party… 2106 01:33:58,083 --> 01:33:58,916 [Amira] Mm-hmm. 2107 01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:02,708 …I just did this really deep dive on Black women's hair. 2108 01:34:02,791 --> 01:34:06,583 And, um, oh, for example, I watched the Chris Rock documentary. 2109 01:34:06,666 --> 01:34:10,041 I don't know if you've had a chance to see it. It's absolutely fantastic. 2110 01:34:10,125 --> 01:34:11,458 And he's so funny. 2111 01:34:11,541 --> 01:34:13,916 There's something about his voice that always makes me laugh. 2112 01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:16,916 But anyway, there's nothing funny about Black women's hair, you know. 2113 01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:20,833 I mean, my God, I just had no idea. 2114 01:34:20,916 --> 01:34:22,875 I mean, it really blew my mind. 2115 01:34:22,958 --> 01:34:25,458 You know, the energy and the time 2116 01:34:25,541 --> 01:34:29,750 and the… the pain and the suffering that Black women go through. 2117 01:34:29,833 --> 01:34:33,000 And so, anyway, I just wanted to be well-versed 2118 01:34:33,083 --> 01:34:36,125 for when I saw you next, and I'll let you get back to it. 2119 01:34:36,750 --> 01:34:39,333 Yeah, and-- but before you go, can you just tell me… 2120 01:34:39,958 --> 01:34:42,666 [exhales] What is this style? Just so I know for next time. 2121 01:34:42,750 --> 01:34:44,833 - Shelley, I'm not a toy. - [Shelley] Because I-- 2122 01:34:45,583 --> 01:34:46,500 Hmm? 2123 01:34:46,583 --> 01:34:49,500 I really don't appreciate you treating me 2124 01:34:49,583 --> 01:34:53,083 like some shiny little object you can show off to your friends. 2125 01:34:53,166 --> 01:34:54,916 Oh, no, I would never do anything like that. 2126 01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:56,083 - [Amira] No, you are. - No-- 2127 01:34:56,166 --> 01:34:58,750 - [Amira] Just let me finish. Yes, you do. - Oh, no, I-- 2128 01:34:58,833 --> 01:35:02,458 Since I met you, I've been nothing but kind and respectful. 2129 01:35:02,541 --> 01:35:03,791 And it's starting to feel like 2130 01:35:03,875 --> 01:35:06,416 you're all happy that you have this Black daughter-in-law 2131 01:35:06,500 --> 01:35:09,041 now that it's cool to care about Black people. 2132 01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:13,083 I bet every time we hang out, you tell one of your friends, 2133 01:35:13,166 --> 01:35:15,666 and I can guarantee you that what you don't tell them 2134 01:35:15,750 --> 01:35:17,250 is that every time we hang out, 2135 01:35:17,333 --> 01:35:21,875 you are wildly offensive and incredibly inappropriate. 2136 01:35:23,500 --> 01:35:25,583 - Well, I'm not-- - [Amira] Oh, and now you're gonna cry. 2137 01:35:25,666 --> 01:35:27,708 You're gonna clutch your pearls and play the victim 2138 01:35:27,791 --> 01:35:30,083 as if everything I just said, none of that was valid. 2139 01:35:30,166 --> 01:35:31,875 My feelings are not valid. 2140 01:35:31,958 --> 01:35:33,291 Your feelings are hurt. 2141 01:35:33,375 --> 01:35:35,250 - Am I being too aggressive with you? - [splutters] 2142 01:35:35,333 --> 01:35:37,000 [Amira] Am I giving you "angry"? 2143 01:35:38,083 --> 01:35:41,708 The crazy thing is that I really genuinely wanted to get to know you, 2144 01:35:41,791 --> 01:35:42,750 woman to woman. 2145 01:35:42,833 --> 01:35:44,250 I thought you would see me. 2146 01:35:44,333 --> 01:35:46,833 - That's what I-- - [Amira] No, it's not. 2147 01:35:47,375 --> 01:35:49,625 Because you can't just see me for me. 2148 01:35:50,125 --> 01:35:51,708 It doesn't matter how many books you read 2149 01:35:51,791 --> 01:35:54,333 or how many documentaries that you watch, 2150 01:35:54,416 --> 01:35:57,750 because at the end of the day, I won't just be Amira to you. 2151 01:35:57,833 --> 01:36:01,041 I'll always be Amira, the Black token daughter-in-law, 2152 01:36:01,125 --> 01:36:02,541 and that's ignorant. 2153 01:36:03,375 --> 01:36:05,125 Amira, are you okay? 2154 01:36:05,208 --> 01:36:06,041 Not really. 2155 01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:09,500 - Miss Shelley, are you okay? - Mm-hmm. 2156 01:36:10,125 --> 01:36:13,250 All right. Uh, Amira, honey. 2157 01:36:16,250 --> 01:36:17,666 [sniffles] 2158 01:36:21,833 --> 01:36:23,583 [both] Can I talk to you for a second? 2159 01:36:23,666 --> 01:36:24,583 Yes. 2160 01:36:28,958 --> 01:36:30,375 [gasps] You wanna go first? 2161 01:36:31,041 --> 01:36:34,958 - I do, but it sounds like you do too. - I do. [exhales] 2162 01:36:38,625 --> 01:36:39,625 Ezra… 2163 01:36:44,166 --> 01:36:46,916 I don't know how this is gonna work. 2164 01:36:49,541 --> 01:36:50,375 Okay. 2165 01:36:51,291 --> 01:36:52,375 [Amira] It's just… 2166 01:36:53,583 --> 01:36:56,208 You know, your family, 2167 01:36:56,291 --> 01:36:59,166 my family, the whole thing, 2168 01:36:59,250 --> 01:37:02,958 I don't know if it's supposed to be this hard, 2169 01:37:03,041 --> 01:37:05,291 and if I'm being honest, I just… 2170 01:37:06,208 --> 01:37:08,416 Oh, God, I don't have it in me. 2171 01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:12,416 I'm so sorry. 2172 01:37:18,250 --> 01:37:19,125 [Ezra sighs] 2173 01:37:21,875 --> 01:37:23,500 Uh, I don't disagree. 2174 01:37:26,083 --> 01:37:28,458 The stuff with our families, like… 2175 01:37:30,708 --> 01:37:32,083 my mom, your dad. 2176 01:37:33,833 --> 01:37:36,375 Yeah, I guess I don't see it changing, so… 2177 01:37:40,083 --> 01:37:43,250 I do, uh, I do want you to know that, 2178 01:37:44,375 --> 01:37:48,500 uh, this time with you has been, like, the happiest time of my life, so… 2179 01:37:55,250 --> 01:37:57,583 I feel the same way. [sobs] 2180 01:38:07,375 --> 01:38:08,375 Okay. 2181 01:38:11,833 --> 01:38:13,958 [slow-tempo music playing] 2182 01:38:16,125 --> 01:38:18,125 [vocalizing] 2183 01:38:23,125 --> 01:38:24,000 [sniffles] 2184 01:38:31,500 --> 01:38:33,458 [Ezra] I've been thinking about something you said. 2185 01:38:33,541 --> 01:38:36,291 [Mo] Nigga, if I had a dollar for every time I heard that one. 2186 01:38:36,375 --> 01:38:38,708 [Ezra] You're extremely unlikable. You know that, right? 2187 01:38:39,500 --> 01:38:41,166 - What? - Whoa-ho! 2188 01:38:42,500 --> 01:38:44,083 - [chuckles] Yee-hee! - [Ezra] Oh, my! 2189 01:38:44,166 --> 01:38:46,083 [Mo] Anyways, what did I say 2190 01:38:46,166 --> 01:38:49,250 that's been profoundly rattling around in your consciousness? 2191 01:38:49,333 --> 01:38:52,125 You said that Black people and white people could never be cool, 2192 01:38:52,208 --> 01:38:53,708 and I think you're right. 2193 01:38:53,791 --> 01:38:56,416 [scoffs] Yeah, bro, of course I was right. 2194 01:38:56,500 --> 01:38:57,750 I'm always right. 2195 01:38:57,833 --> 01:38:59,916 ["Where Did the Day Go" by Wet playing] 2196 01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:02,708 [chuckles] Is that what's bothering you? That I'm always right? 2197 01:39:02,791 --> 01:39:07,125 [Ezra] No, what's bothering me is, for a second, I believed you were wrong. 2198 01:39:07,208 --> 01:39:10,333 That there was hope for us. For the future. 2199 01:39:12,083 --> 01:39:12,916 [Amira sighs] 2200 01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:16,750 [Ezra] That when two people from two different walks of life came together, 2201 01:39:16,833 --> 01:39:19,541 they could get by on their compassion for one another 2202 01:39:19,625 --> 01:39:21,833 and their curiosity and their love. 2203 01:39:21,916 --> 01:39:24,541 ♪ Watch as the distance ♪ 2204 01:39:25,666 --> 01:39:28,208 ♪ Leads to the fallout ♪ 2205 01:39:29,666 --> 01:39:32,791 ♪ The sun is setting now ♪ 2206 01:39:32,875 --> 01:39:36,000 ♪ Somewhere in the back of your mind… ♪ 2207 01:39:36,583 --> 01:39:39,458 But at the end of the day, when it comes to Black and white people, 2208 01:39:39,541 --> 01:39:41,125 I don't think love is enough. 2209 01:39:41,791 --> 01:39:44,125 There's too many other outside factors. 2210 01:39:45,708 --> 01:39:47,958 ♪ Where did the day go… ♪ 2211 01:39:48,041 --> 01:39:50,375 Whether it be your friends or your family, 2212 01:39:50,458 --> 01:39:53,208 people can't accept what they don't understand. 2213 01:39:53,916 --> 01:39:57,958 Whether it's right is one thing, but factually, it's true. 2214 01:39:58,541 --> 01:40:00,583 We really do live in two worlds. 2215 01:40:01,291 --> 01:40:02,750 There's no escaping it. 2216 01:40:05,208 --> 01:40:07,041 ♪ I see a field below… ♪ 2217 01:40:07,875 --> 01:40:09,041 I was raised by hip-hop shit. 2218 01:40:09,125 --> 01:40:11,791 It's made me who I am, but even with that, 2219 01:40:11,875 --> 01:40:15,708 I still wasn't prepared for the realities of a world I'm just not from. 2220 01:40:15,791 --> 01:40:17,750 I'll always be an outsider. 2221 01:40:17,833 --> 01:40:20,208 Which is why, as fucked up as this sounds, 2222 01:40:20,291 --> 01:40:22,875 I feel like if you love something, 2223 01:40:22,958 --> 01:40:25,208 as much as you wanna share it with everybody, 2224 01:40:25,291 --> 01:40:27,208 I think it's best you keep it for yourself. 2225 01:40:27,291 --> 01:40:30,541 See, I told you. The white Barry White, he be spitting some shit! 2226 01:40:31,416 --> 01:40:32,666 Him and Joe Rogan. 2227 01:40:33,666 --> 01:40:36,250 I ain't mad at Joe Rogan for saying "nigga" every other word, 2228 01:40:36,333 --> 01:40:38,791 long as he don't say that shit in my face. 2229 01:40:38,875 --> 01:40:41,041 [Mo] To make a relationship work, it's the hardest thing… 2230 01:40:41,125 --> 01:40:43,250 Man, you kind of dragged bruh a little bit. 2231 01:40:43,833 --> 01:40:45,791 What are you talking about? Ezra? I ain't drag him. 2232 01:40:45,875 --> 01:40:47,958 You drug him like a fat bitch's left foot. 2233 01:40:48,041 --> 01:40:51,583 No, no, no, no, no, you can miss me with all that shit. 2234 01:40:51,666 --> 01:40:54,083 I did exactly what any father would do. 2235 01:40:55,000 --> 01:40:56,625 [chuckles] You played him like a white boy, 2236 01:40:56,708 --> 01:40:59,375 'cause you knew you could get away with it. Tell the truth! 2237 01:40:59,458 --> 01:41:01,500 Oh, you would've handled it differently? 2238 01:41:01,583 --> 01:41:03,375 I would've got a car out of his ass. 2239 01:41:03,458 --> 01:41:06,083 I'd have probably started me a line of credit, 2240 01:41:06,166 --> 01:41:08,375 probably got me a washer and dryer, 2241 01:41:08,458 --> 01:41:09,875 probably a bottle of cologne. 2242 01:41:10,583 --> 01:41:12,291 Try to get my back patio done. 2243 01:41:12,375 --> 01:41:14,166 This is the stuff that he probably wanna do. 2244 01:41:14,250 --> 01:41:15,625 You in your own reality, huh? 2245 01:41:15,708 --> 01:41:17,208 That shit ain't gonna happen. 2246 01:41:17,750 --> 01:41:20,000 It don't matter what I would've did. 2247 01:41:20,083 --> 01:41:22,333 Times have changed. The world is different, Woody. 2248 01:41:22,916 --> 01:41:25,458 Akbar, bitch. My name is Akbar. 2249 01:41:25,541 --> 01:41:27,833 - It's the same amount of syllables-- - See? See? 2250 01:41:28,666 --> 01:41:30,250 You didn't see what I saw. 2251 01:41:30,791 --> 01:41:34,458 Him and his friends, the degenerates, was doing so much cocaine in Vegas, 2252 01:41:34,541 --> 01:41:36,583 it looked like they was doing a reboot of Scarface. 2253 01:41:37,166 --> 01:41:39,708 So that's what it's about? Cocaine? 2254 01:41:39,791 --> 01:41:41,791 Yes, that's one of the main reasons. Yes, cocaine. 2255 01:41:41,875 --> 01:41:44,166 He was doing not just cocaine. Lots of cocaine. 2256 01:41:44,250 --> 01:41:47,458 It was copious amounts of cocaine, everywhere. 2257 01:41:47,541 --> 01:41:50,541 He did so much cocaine, he shit on hisself! 2258 01:41:50,625 --> 01:41:53,500 - You seen him shit on hisself? - No, I ain't see him shit on hisself. 2259 01:41:53,583 --> 01:41:56,708 But I heard about the other time when he was there and he shit on hisself, 2260 01:41:56,791 --> 01:41:58,250 and everybody still talks about it. 2261 01:41:58,333 --> 01:42:00,666 - So the whole town knows. - [laughs] 2262 01:42:00,750 --> 01:42:03,416 How we gonna be falling in the spot with this nigga? 2263 01:42:04,375 --> 01:42:05,291 [EJ] Wow. 2264 01:42:06,750 --> 01:42:10,375 Look, I'm not saying it's right, but you did your shit back in the day. 2265 01:42:11,500 --> 01:42:14,583 You remember they came out with the Cold Blooded Rick James album? 2266 01:42:15,166 --> 01:42:18,083 No, I don't remember the Cold Blooded Rick James album. 2267 01:42:18,166 --> 01:42:19,375 Okay, but coke do. 2268 01:42:19,458 --> 01:42:21,000 [laughing] 2269 01:42:21,083 --> 01:42:22,791 Man, we loved that album. 2270 01:42:22,875 --> 01:42:25,375 That was the only time I felt related to you. 2271 01:42:26,750 --> 01:42:28,333 And I think you shorted him a little bit. 2272 01:42:28,416 --> 01:42:30,458 Yeah, you… you shorted him. 2273 01:42:31,041 --> 01:42:33,375 And… And you shorted Amira. 2274 01:42:34,208 --> 01:42:35,500 Shorted both of 'em. 2275 01:42:38,208 --> 01:42:42,750 - ["Where Did the Day Go" playing] - ♪ The sun is setting now ♪ 2276 01:42:43,458 --> 01:42:46,291 ♪ Over the city ♪ 2277 01:42:47,416 --> 01:42:50,416 ♪ The light is coming down ♪ 2278 01:42:51,291 --> 01:42:54,583 ♪ You're not with me, oh! ♪ 2279 01:42:55,375 --> 01:42:58,333 ♪ Where did the day go? ♪ 2280 01:42:59,083 --> 01:43:01,416 ♪ I never get to see you ♪ 2281 01:43:02,916 --> 01:43:05,750 ♪ I never get to feel you ♪ 2282 01:43:06,291 --> 01:43:08,333 [vocalizing] 2283 01:43:08,416 --> 01:43:10,333 Can you please stop smiling so big? 2284 01:43:10,416 --> 01:43:11,916 - You're freaking out the locals. - What? 2285 01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:15,708 Well, I'm excited that my son is gonna buy me some tennis shoes. 2286 01:43:15,791 --> 01:43:18,583 [scoffs] I just don't understand why all of a sudden 2287 01:43:18,666 --> 01:43:20,166 you need a pair of Dunks so badly. 2288 01:43:20,250 --> 01:43:23,166 Because Diane Kaplan's son bought her a pair of tennis shoes 2289 01:43:23,250 --> 01:43:25,375 and the bitch won't stop talking about it. 2290 01:43:26,875 --> 01:43:28,083 Oh, shit. 2291 01:43:28,166 --> 01:43:29,166 What? 2292 01:43:30,791 --> 01:43:34,458 Oh, well, that's cool. We can just go in and get the shoes, doesn't matter. 2293 01:43:34,541 --> 01:43:37,000 I think you gotta let Diane one up you on this one, Mom. 2294 01:43:37,083 --> 01:43:38,875 - I don't really wanna-- - [Shelley] It's… 2295 01:43:38,958 --> 01:43:39,916 Ezra? 2296 01:43:42,041 --> 01:43:44,333 Oh, uh, Amira, what's up, girl? 2297 01:43:45,250 --> 01:43:46,291 Mm. "What's up, girl"? 2298 01:43:46,375 --> 01:43:49,041 Why are you sounding like LL Cool J? What's up? 2299 01:43:50,083 --> 01:43:52,875 Sorry, I just wasn't expecting to run into you here. 2300 01:43:53,375 --> 01:43:55,166 I mean, yeah, same. 2301 01:44:00,291 --> 01:44:01,500 Daddy, what's going on? 2302 01:44:01,583 --> 01:44:03,041 Oh, fuck me. 2303 01:44:03,125 --> 01:44:04,208 Good timing. 2304 01:44:04,291 --> 01:44:07,750 Yeah. Okay, I didn't bring you here to buy me shoes. 2305 01:44:07,833 --> 01:44:09,500 - Yeah, starting to put that together. - Yeah. 2306 01:44:09,583 --> 01:44:12,416 Yeah, and, baby girl, I don't know what I told you to get you down here, 2307 01:44:12,500 --> 01:44:14,166 but whatever it was, it was a lie. 2308 01:44:14,250 --> 01:44:17,041 The truth is Shelley and I have been talking. 2309 01:44:17,583 --> 01:44:19,875 Yep. Uh, we screwed up, you guys. 2310 01:44:19,958 --> 01:44:20,958 - Badly. - Yeah. 2311 01:44:21,041 --> 01:44:23,833 And we feel like we owe y'all some apologies. 2312 01:44:23,916 --> 01:44:24,750 [Shelley] Mm-hmm. 2313 01:44:24,833 --> 01:44:27,500 - Can I go first? - [Shelley] Yeah, please, go, go. 2314 01:44:27,583 --> 01:44:28,458 Ezra. 2315 01:44:30,208 --> 01:44:31,041 Brother. 2316 01:44:32,291 --> 01:44:33,291 Man, listen. 2317 01:44:33,375 --> 01:44:37,041 I been riding your back from the moment we first met, 2318 01:44:37,625 --> 01:44:38,750 and I'm sorry. 2319 01:44:39,333 --> 01:44:40,875 'Cause you didn't deserve that. 2320 01:44:41,375 --> 01:44:43,458 It's just I couldn't handle the fact that you weren't 2321 01:44:43,541 --> 01:44:46,833 what we ever thought Amira would bring home and, uh, you know… 2322 01:44:47,958 --> 01:44:51,583 And I never ever thought that I could see my reflection in you, so… 2323 01:44:52,333 --> 01:44:53,250 But I do. 2324 01:44:54,041 --> 01:44:55,375 And you're a good man. 2325 01:44:56,375 --> 01:44:57,708 And a hustler. 2326 01:44:58,291 --> 01:45:00,583 And most importantly, 2327 01:45:00,666 --> 01:45:05,125 we both love Amira very much, and we'll do anything to make her happy. 2328 01:45:09,666 --> 01:45:11,916 [sighs] Okay, it's my turn. 2329 01:45:12,000 --> 01:45:13,541 Um, Amira. 2330 01:45:13,625 --> 01:45:19,041 [inhales] I am so sorry for everything that I did 2331 01:45:19,666 --> 01:45:22,208 and said that was offensive to you. 2332 01:45:22,291 --> 01:45:25,208 The truth is I… I was just lost. 2333 01:45:25,291 --> 01:45:29,375 You know, my son came home with this beautiful, amazing woman, 2334 01:45:29,458 --> 01:45:31,791 and I didn't know anything about her world. 2335 01:45:31,875 --> 01:45:33,166 I mean, I thought I did. 2336 01:45:33,250 --> 01:45:37,208 And I was just so excited to have a new and different culture in our family, 2337 01:45:37,291 --> 01:45:40,375 and I just hope that you accept my apology, 2338 01:45:40,458 --> 01:45:43,958 because I do apologize on behalf of all white people. 2339 01:45:44,041 --> 01:45:47,041 Except for the racist ones, the actual racist ones. 2340 01:45:47,125 --> 01:45:49,750 - [chuckles] - And on behalf of all Jewish people. 2341 01:45:50,333 --> 01:45:51,791 Except for Aunt Mitzi because… 2342 01:45:51,875 --> 01:45:53,750 - Yeah, she's racist. - She's actually racist. 2343 01:45:53,833 --> 01:45:56,250 She's a horrible human being. [sighs] 2344 01:45:56,916 --> 01:45:59,291 But really mostly on behalf of me, 2345 01:45:59,375 --> 01:46:01,583 Shelley Cohen of Brentwood, California. 2346 01:46:02,208 --> 01:46:04,708 I am so sorry, Amira, 2347 01:46:04,791 --> 01:46:08,125 because I love you and you are not a toy. 2348 01:46:08,750 --> 01:46:12,625 I see you as the real, powerful, 2349 01:46:12,708 --> 01:46:15,750 individual person that you are. 2350 01:46:19,333 --> 01:46:22,500 Thank you so much, Miss Shelley, that means a lot to me. 2351 01:46:22,583 --> 01:46:23,833 And I fully receive that. 2352 01:46:23,916 --> 01:46:26,666 It felt very genuine and sincere, 2353 01:46:26,750 --> 01:46:28,166 so thank you so much. 2354 01:46:28,750 --> 01:46:29,750 And, Ezzy. 2355 01:46:30,291 --> 01:46:33,833 [exhales] I'm also sorry for always getting in the way. 2356 01:46:33,916 --> 01:46:34,875 No, you're not. 2357 01:46:34,958 --> 01:46:37,250 I'm not, honey, but I love you. 2358 01:46:37,333 --> 01:46:39,875 - Yeah. I love you too. - I love you, baby, very much. 2359 01:46:39,958 --> 01:46:41,083 Okay, so… 2360 01:46:41,875 --> 01:46:44,916 Akbar and I had a little idea. 2361 01:46:45,000 --> 01:46:48,125 Yes, and we think you're both gonna like it very much. 2362 01:46:48,208 --> 01:46:49,166 A lot. 2363 01:46:52,916 --> 01:46:56,625 So, did you miss me as much as I missed you? 2364 01:46:59,250 --> 01:47:00,875 I missed you so much. 2365 01:47:02,416 --> 01:47:06,083 I even got a pair of slides the other day 'cause I wanted to feel close to you. 2366 01:47:06,166 --> 01:47:08,833 - [laughs] Eww! - They were Umbros. It was all they had. 2367 01:47:08,916 --> 01:47:10,083 - I know. - No. 2368 01:47:10,166 --> 01:47:12,375 - I got 'em 'cause I was so sad. - Aww. 2369 01:47:13,791 --> 01:47:16,416 - [Ezra] Missed you. - I missed you too. 2370 01:47:20,208 --> 01:47:23,791 - [crowd cheering] - ["Stay High" playing] 2371 01:47:28,833 --> 01:47:30,833 [laughing] 2372 01:47:32,958 --> 01:47:36,833 ♪ I just want to stay high… ♪ 2373 01:47:36,916 --> 01:47:38,458 [laughing] 2374 01:47:38,541 --> 01:47:40,000 ♪ With you… ♪ 2375 01:47:40,083 --> 01:47:43,333 [laughing] 2376 01:47:43,416 --> 01:47:45,625 [Ezra] This is great! 2377 01:47:45,708 --> 01:47:46,875 I love you. 2378 01:47:46,958 --> 01:47:48,916 [Ezra] Aww! 2379 01:47:50,833 --> 01:47:52,416 [mother chats indistinctly] 2380 01:47:52,500 --> 01:47:53,875 [laughing] 2381 01:47:57,083 --> 01:47:59,875 [rabbi] Blessings to all who are present 2382 01:47:59,958 --> 01:48:03,041 to witness Ezra and Amira unite their lives in marriage. 2383 01:48:03,125 --> 01:48:04,375 Two hearts as one. 2384 01:48:04,458 --> 01:48:08,666 Ezra and Amira, you choose each other to build a home, 2385 01:48:08,750 --> 01:48:12,583 not of brick and mortar, but a home and haven in your hearts together. 2386 01:48:12,666 --> 01:48:15,375 May it be fulfilled each day 2387 01:48:15,458 --> 01:48:18,583 as you are on this beautiful journey of love. 2388 01:48:18,666 --> 01:48:22,000 ["N****s in Paris" playing] 2389 01:48:22,083 --> 01:48:23,291 [audience] Aww! 2390 01:48:24,208 --> 01:48:25,833 Just a little heavy on the tongue. 2391 01:48:25,916 --> 01:48:27,666 Most white people do. 2392 01:48:27,750 --> 01:48:29,750 [cheering] 2393 01:48:35,708 --> 01:48:38,083 ♪ So I ball so hard Motherfuckers wanna fine me ♪ 2394 01:48:38,166 --> 01:48:39,666 ♪ But first, niggas gotta find me ♪ 2395 01:48:39,750 --> 01:48:42,541 ♪ What's 50 grand to a motherfucker Like me, can you please remind me? ♪ 2396 01:48:42,625 --> 01:48:44,541 ♪ Ball so hard, this shit crazy… ♪ 2397 01:48:44,625 --> 01:48:47,375 - [chanting] - [shouting] 2398 01:48:48,375 --> 01:48:49,916 [shouting continues] 2399 01:48:51,000 --> 01:48:52,083 [Amira] Oh! 2400 01:48:52,166 --> 01:48:54,500 [laughing] 2401 01:48:55,875 --> 01:48:58,083 Can you believe this is happening? 2402 01:48:58,166 --> 01:49:00,208 Yep! [laughs] 2403 01:49:00,291 --> 01:49:01,791 Wow. They look so happy, huh? 2404 01:49:01,875 --> 01:49:04,666 - Yeah, they do. - [woman shouts] 2405 01:49:04,750 --> 01:49:06,666 Mr. and Mrs. Cohen. 2406 01:49:06,750 --> 01:49:08,916 Mr. and Mrs. Mohammad-Cohen. 2407 01:49:09,791 --> 01:49:10,625 Yep. 2408 01:49:10,708 --> 01:49:11,833 Ain't that a bitch! 2409 01:49:11,916 --> 01:49:13,708 [laughing] 2410 01:49:13,791 --> 01:49:15,208 ♪ Gold bottles, scold models ♪ 2411 01:49:15,291 --> 01:49:16,875 ♪ Spillin' Ace on my sick J's ♪ 2412 01:49:16,958 --> 01:49:18,458 ♪ Ball so hard, bitch, behave ♪ 2413 01:49:18,541 --> 01:49:20,208 ♪ Just might let you meet Ye ♪ 2414 01:49:20,291 --> 01:49:23,625 ♪ Chi-towns, D. Rose I'm moving the Nets, BK ♪ 2415 01:49:23,708 --> 01:49:26,041 ♪ Ball so hard Motherfuckers wanna fine me… ♪ 2416 01:49:30,625 --> 01:49:32,791 ♪ Ball so hard Motherfuckers wanna fine me ♪ 2417 01:49:47,333 --> 01:49:50,375 ["Trauma Baby" by Malcolm Mays playing] ♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪ 2418 01:49:50,458 --> 01:49:52,291 ♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪ 2419 01:49:52,375 --> 01:49:54,583 ♪ Trauma too deep can't save me, baby ♪ 2420 01:49:54,666 --> 01:49:56,500 ♪ Scars ♪ 2421 01:49:56,583 --> 01:49:58,583 ♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪ 2422 01:49:58,666 --> 01:50:00,666 ♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪ 2423 01:50:00,750 --> 01:50:04,625 ♪ Trauma too deep Can't save me, baby, no ♪ 2424 01:50:04,708 --> 01:50:06,708 ♪ Fuck an arrest, fuck up a check ♪ 2425 01:50:06,791 --> 01:50:08,958 ♪ I can't sleep tonight ♪ 2426 01:50:09,041 --> 01:50:10,958 ♪ She fuck with the best It's all in her chest ♪ 2427 01:50:11,041 --> 01:50:13,166 - ♪ She got the sweetest life ♪ - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 2428 01:50:13,250 --> 01:50:15,291 ♪ She gonna complain about a ring ♪ 2429 01:50:15,375 --> 01:50:17,333 - ♪ Bought her a Range, be quiet ♪ - ♪ Uh! ♪ 2430 01:50:17,416 --> 01:50:21,541 ♪ I can't explain, I'm just in pain I'm with the Jays, we slide, mmm! ♪ 2431 01:50:21,625 --> 01:50:23,583 ♪ They killed my brother From other mothers ♪ 2432 01:50:23,666 --> 01:50:25,791 - ♪ They gonna pay the price ♪ - ♪ Oh! ♪ 2433 01:50:25,875 --> 01:50:27,875 ♪ I'm trying to change But I got my ways ♪ 2434 01:50:27,958 --> 01:50:29,958 - ♪ So I'm in the street tonight ♪ - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 2435 01:50:30,041 --> 01:50:34,083 ♪ This ain't a phase, candles and graves We come with beams and pipes ♪ 2436 01:50:34,166 --> 01:50:38,291 ♪ I'm above waves, I walk on water Like I'm with Jesus Christ ♪ 2437 01:50:38,375 --> 01:50:40,375 ♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪ 2438 01:50:40,458 --> 01:50:42,541 ♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪ 2439 01:50:42,625 --> 01:50:44,750 ♪ Trauma too deep can't save me, baby ♪ 2440 01:50:44,833 --> 01:50:46,666 ♪ Scars ♪ 2441 01:50:46,750 --> 01:50:48,625 ♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪ 2442 01:50:48,708 --> 01:50:50,750 ♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪ 2443 01:50:50,833 --> 01:50:54,458 ♪ Trauma too deep Can't save me, baby, no ♪ 2444 01:50:54,541 --> 01:50:58,666 ♪ Chain about a key, shoes about a key ♪ 2445 01:50:58,750 --> 01:51:02,250 ♪ My hood look up to me Treat me like Ghetto G.O.D. ♪ 2446 01:51:02,916 --> 01:51:04,541 ♪ Know it's blasphemy ♪ 2447 01:51:04,625 --> 01:51:06,583 ♪ But sometimes when I sleep ♪ 2448 01:51:07,083 --> 01:51:11,166 ♪ Pray to God that A shooter's soul he keeps, Lord! ♪ 2449 01:51:11,250 --> 01:51:15,333 ♪ If it's too late for me It ain't too late for them ♪ 2450 01:51:15,416 --> 01:51:18,916 ♪ When we step at shows Kappas Omegas, we kick it in ♪ 2451 01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:23,041 ♪ I keep a blicky right on the hip Stick hold like 50 for many men ♪ 2452 01:51:23,125 --> 01:51:25,250 ♪ Ain't seen a Bible stop bullets yet ♪ 2453 01:51:25,333 --> 01:51:28,166 ♪ Funerals only church we attend, oh! ♪ 2454 01:51:28,250 --> 01:51:30,250 ♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪ 2455 01:51:30,333 --> 01:51:32,416 ♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪ 2456 01:51:32,500 --> 01:51:34,833 ♪ Trauma too deep can't save me, baby ♪ 2457 01:51:34,916 --> 01:51:36,541 ♪ Scars ♪ 2458 01:51:36,625 --> 01:51:38,708 ♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪ 2459 01:51:38,791 --> 01:51:40,708 ♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪ 2460 01:51:40,791 --> 01:51:44,458 ♪ Trauma too deep Can't save me, baby, no ♪ 2461 01:51:44,541 --> 01:51:48,625 ♪ We ironed up, we don't hide the poles Touch one of us then we all on go ♪ 2462 01:51:48,708 --> 01:51:50,791 ♪ You know it stuck if it's on the floor ♪ 2463 01:51:50,875 --> 01:51:52,958 ♪ We air it out, someone close the door ♪ 2464 01:51:53,041 --> 01:51:57,208 ♪ We do it up, and we do the most We from the side, need all the dough ♪ 2465 01:51:57,291 --> 01:52:01,708 ♪ Higher the stakes is all I know All I know, all I know ♪ 2466 01:52:01,791 --> 01:52:03,791 ♪ Trauma too deep can't change me, baby ♪ 2467 01:52:03,875 --> 01:52:05,958 - [hip-hop music playing] - [vocalizing] 2468 01:52:06,041 --> 01:52:09,208 ♪ So lay your head beside me ♪ 2469 01:52:09,291 --> 01:52:12,416 ♪ So lay your head beside me ♪ 2470 01:52:12,958 --> 01:52:15,291 [vocalizing] 2471 01:52:28,750 --> 01:52:31,958 ♪ Maybe sometime ♪ 2472 01:52:32,041 --> 01:52:35,083 ♪ Maybe sometime ♪ 2473 01:52:35,166 --> 01:52:39,125 ♪ Maybe sometime ♪ 2474 01:52:41,750 --> 01:52:45,041 ♪ Maybe sometime ♪ 2475 01:52:45,125 --> 01:52:48,458 ♪ Maybe sometime ♪ 2476 01:52:48,541 --> 01:52:51,666 ♪ Maybe sometime ♪ 2477 01:52:51,750 --> 01:52:55,708 ♪ Maybe… hey! ♪ 2478 01:53:08,333 --> 01:53:10,791 [slow-tempo music playing] 191026