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Look at their T-shirts.
Slag party.
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Wish you'd let me
organise you a slag party, Shona.
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Every day's a slag party to you.
Ha! Hey!
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Good joke. Come here, did you get
something for Vish's dad for us?
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Did you see me get anything? No.
We'll get something from the shop.
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Course I got him something
and a card and signed it from us.
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Gotten all nervy.
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You said you didn't care
if Mam met them.
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Not about Mammy meeting Vish's
family, about you and Ma.
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You haven't talked to her in months.
Oh, Shona, don't.
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No, come on, she's old.
You have to forgive her.
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Move on.
She's only old when she wants to be.
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What if she died?
Mammy won't die. She's too stubborn.
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Can't believe I said that
about Mammy dying.
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We're too different,
we'll never get along.
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You'll never get along?
You always got along.
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Look, they've gone, free slag mags.
Grab me one.
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I'll tell you what the problem is.
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I'm stuck in the middle of this
bullshit and it's not fair.
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Hey, Sho, Sho, look at this.
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(as Winston Churchill)
We will fight them on the beaches.
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W-we will fight them on the grass!
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(stutters) Then we will come back to
the beaches for more beach fighting.
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{\an1}SHE LAUGHS
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My babies!
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What happened to your leg?
What happened to you?
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Don't point it out or people
will notice. It's grand.
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You have a cane. You look mad.
No, it's not a cane.
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I only have it in case my sports
injury starts playing up.
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Oh, God.
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God, your hair's got so long!
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You look like your father
in the 70s!
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So I look like a dead man? Thanks.
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Here. Who's this?
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SHE LAUGHS
It's Uncle Terry!
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SHE LAUGHS
Mammy, stop now.
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No silliness, this is a big day for
Shona. We'll be late for our train.
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Oh, come on.
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What's in this, Mammy? Jesus.
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Just a few bricks. A little bit
of gold bullion in my knickers.
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Do you know what, it's a bit
of a way off. Shall we get a taxi?
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Yes, please.
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Shona, don't be gentle with me
like I'm an old one.
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It's just my hamstring, I'm fine.
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We'll put you in a wheelchair
and roll you down the hill.
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Do you know what you're like,
you're like Willy Wonka--
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Willy Wonka. Let me finish.
And The Chocolate Factory.
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I wasn't interrupting,
that's how conversations work.
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And anyway,
the film is called Willy Wonka
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but the book is called
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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You used to read me that.
No, it's the opposite way around.
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Now. What? How come you're allowed
to interrupt but I'm not?
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Because that's different
than interrupting a joke.
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You let someone get to the end of--
It was a joke, was it?
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Yes. It would have made Shona laugh.
Go on, the pair of yous!
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Oh, God.
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Wait, Richard the French boy's dad
will love this.
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What are you doing? Taking a picture
of these coffee pods. Funny.
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He says people recycle them
but no one ever does.
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Who's Richard? You never told me
there was a man on the go.
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Oh, Mammy! Well, Mammy,
Richard is Aine's elderly lover.
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Oh, elderly lover?
He's the same age as Shona!
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Do you think he might want a go
on the mother too?
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Oh! Well, when I put my cane down
I could give it a good go.
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Bleurgh! Disgusting!
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Hey, girls.
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{\an1}BOTH YELL
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Get off, get off, it was a joke!
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I was being Willy Wonka!
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Well, it's a joke
if you know how to do it.
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You've no sense of humour.
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I would have laughed so hard
if it backfired and you fell right
on your face.
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Anyways, that's not how you do
a fall. It's all in the feet.
This is how you do a fall.
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Like... Whoa!
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Like that.
That was really fake.
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I knew you were going to do that.
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You knew because I told you
I was gonna do it.
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Answer for everything.
All right, show me a back flip now.
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I watched a YouTube clip
so don't be sarcastic.
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Let's get a taxi, seriously.
Let's just get a taxi.
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Don't talk about curry or Bollywood.
I could have worked in Bollywood.
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I went for a casting for a music
video they made in Dublin once.
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Who were they? All the Bollywoods?
Paul Bollywood and his friends?
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There was an Indian gentleman we
interviewed one time for Nationwide.
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Lovely man. Lived in Nice.
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Er... Don't mention that.
I don't know why, just don't.
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{\an1}SHE SIGHS
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And don't talk about marriage or...
Yeah, Mam.
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I was talking to you.
What? Ah.
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{\an1}DOOR OPENS
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ALL, BRIGHTLY: Hi!
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Come in, come in.
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{\an1}ALL CHATTER INDISTINCTLY
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Hello! Hello!
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Happy birthday, Hari.
Hello, how are you?
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That's for you from all of us.
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Today's not about me,
I don't want to make a fuss.
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Oh, there she is!
I just wanted to meet the big star.
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Oh no! No, just treat me
like a normal person.
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{\an1}INDISTINCT CHATTER
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EILEEN:
What a lovely house you've got.
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Hi, I'm your slave for today.
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I don't get to eat never mind
that I'm on a zero hours contract.
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But would you like one of these?
Tell me, what's in this one?
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Mam, they're grand,
you'll like them.
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I was only asking.
SEEMA: Nothing is too spicy, Eileen.
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We learnt our lesson
from the last time Aine was here.
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It wasn't too spicy for me,
something just got stuck in my neck.
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Spice.
She is very sensitive.
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{\an1}INDISTINCT CHATTER
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This is demeaning on so many levels.
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If you got a proper job you could
have a spot at the big boys' table.
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I have a proper job at BuzzFeed.
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Oh, Bubs, you know what,
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when you go to school and study hard
you could have a job at BuzzFeed.
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Or you can do what Uncle Vish did
and move to New York for two minutes
and sound like a shitradio DJ.
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Whoa, whoa, radio DJ!
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It was 12 years,
it wasn't two minutes.
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SEEMA: Happy birthday to you, Dad.
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{\an1}THEY ALL TOAST HARI
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Don't make a fuss, huh?
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SEEMA: You'll make him cry.
All right, everyone, listen up. Shh.
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I just want to say how wonderful it
is to have you here with us today.
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And to celebrate we have prepared
a special dish for Aine.
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{\an1}THEY ALL EXCLAIM
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Oh, that's so nice.
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Ta da!
THEY LAUGH
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Very funny. Oh, my God,
thank you so much. Is this
all the way from Kerala?
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No. Too spicy.
Would you like yogurt with that?
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Can I get some yoghurt, please?
Thank you.
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What you up to right now, Sho?
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I haven't told you
about Sho's new thing?
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You're gonna love this as a woman.
As a woman who also has a job.
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Listen up, working woman.
SHE LAUGHS
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No, it is very good, Sho is doing
this networking thing for women
in finance.
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Oh, wow, that's amazing.
Yes, it is very exciting.
137
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It's a big project. I'm setting it
up for this amazing woman who's...
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She's doing most of the work.
She's more amazing.
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Oh, that's amazing!
Is it a big job, Shona?
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Mm. Yeah.
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It's small right now but hopefully
over the next couple of years.
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It'll be hard with the children
then, won't it?
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VISH: Mum!
Well, what?
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Time must be a pressure
at this stage.
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Oh, yes, none of us
getting any younger, Kavita.
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Well, Shona doesn't have time
for kids cos she's got me.
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Well, you definitely have become
a full-time job this last year.
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SEEMA: What was last year?
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Er, she broke her leg.
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Oh, no! What did you do? Yeah.
It's all fixed now. She's fine.
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That's bad luck
that you both have bad legs.
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That's where the similarity ends,
Seema.
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Actually, I once auditioned
for the film My Left Foot.
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Wowee! What did you audition for,
the right foot?
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THEY LAUGH
No!
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For a neighbour who comes in.
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The neighbour,
I think I saw that bit!
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Did you?
She didn't get the part. Chill out.
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I actually don't want kids.
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{\an1}SHE LAUGHS
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You always think you don't want kids
and then you change your mind.
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I mean, I still sometimes think
I don't want Aine.
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{\an1}THEY LAUGH
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But genuinely, I genuinely don't,
you know?
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It's not a big deal.
Just never have.
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Do you know what, lads, I'm going
to throw caution to the wind
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and eat with my hand!
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THEY ALL EXCLAIM
Yeah, so fork off, forks.
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What about you and children, Vish?
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Oh, erm, I want what Shona wants.
Oh, OK.
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What about when you're our age?
Who'll look after you
in the care home?
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I thought you wanted kids, Vish.
No, I er... I have Bubs right here.
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And she is all I need and then give
her back to you when I'm done.
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You never know real love
until you have children. Mam!
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Even if Anil murdered someone
I'd still love him unconditionally.
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And get a spade to dig a grave
and cover it up.
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Why am I a murderer?
Vish'd never murder someone.
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Yeah, I'm a pyro guy.
BUBS GIGGLES
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Let me take her back.
No, she's fine.
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I don't think you need to be a
mother to know unconditional love.
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Don't think that's a thing.
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Also I have enough money to hire
someone to visit me in a care home
so...
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{\an1}QUIET LAUGHTER
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Do you know what, I'm just gonna
make a call, I'll be back
in a second.
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WOMAN: This is new.
Huh?
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Oh, shit,
I didn't mean to FaceTime you!
187
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Shall I call you back normally?
It's OK. It's nice.
188
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It's nice to see your face.
Are you OK?
189
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Yeah. I just literally saw a picture
of Vish and his ex-wife
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in a frame in his parents' kitchen.
191
00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,079
Oh, God,
why do they still have that?
192
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No idea.
Can I see it?
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Oh, she's an angry little elf.
194
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Yeah, er...
It's thrown me a bit, sorry.
195
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Long day. Erm...
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Listen, I don't know if this
is a good time but--
197
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Sorry, Shona.
It's OK.
198
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I-I'll let you go.
We can talk later.
199
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Yeah, OK.
All right, I'll call you back.
200
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Shona, you know we don't care
if you have children.
201
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Oh, no, no, it's not that.
It's erm...
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Oh, that's embarrassing.
SHE LAUGHS
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No, it's fine, I get it. I mean,
it was his first marriage, it's...
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Shona, we just like the frame,
that is why we have it.
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Really? Genuinely, and that woman
was a complete idiot.
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She thought France
was the capital of France.
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SHE LAUGHS
Did she?
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I've taken some really nice
pictures of you today.
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I'm going to put you in it instead.
210
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Oh no, you don't need to put me
in a frame.
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I mean, it's a very nice frame.
212
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I want you to help me choose
because I always get this wrong.
213
00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:20,040
The women always get annoyed when
I put their picture on Instagram
without editing.
214
00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:26,159
All they want is a Valencia filter
and no smiling.
215
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SHE LAUGHS
Wouldn't be the worst.
216
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,873
Sorry. They're awful.
217
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:40,758
Oh! So the sun is actually boiling
up the worm? That's disgusting.
218
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Poor little wormie,
he needs to get inside.
219
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He's got no way because...
Any reply from the old boy?
220
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,639
I'm not waiting for a reply from old
boy. What was that about the worm?
221
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The worm crawled up...
222
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{\an1}INDISTINCT CHATTER
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Isn't that nice?
Mm.
224
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He's a real softie, isn't he?
225
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:09,919
Our Shona always loved
being round her dad. Mm.
226
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,679
What's he doing?
Is he flirting with you? Yeah.
227
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,719
I said he could
cos it's his birthday.
228
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,319
{\an1}THEY LAUGH
229
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,559
We have this agreement.
On any man's birthday...
230
00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:22,119
{\an1}THEY LAUGH
231
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,960
{\an1}INDISTINCT CHATTER
232
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:31,559
I'm sorry, I just want
both of you to be happy. You know.
233
00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:35,879
Don't be silly. Don't worry. And
honestly we do just love that frame.
234
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,359
Harry told me.
Right.
235
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,199
Well, it's a beautiful thing.
236
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,719
{\an1}SHE LAUGHS
237
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:46,159
ALL SING: # Happy birthday to you
238
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:51,399
Oh, no!
# Happy birthday to you
239
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:55,839
Don't make a fuss.
# Happy birthday dear Dad
240
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:58,399
Oh, he's cry--
Dad! Whoa! No crying! Ah!
241
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,799
SINGING TRAILS OFF
Come here!
242
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:04,479
Oh, Dad, why you crying?
It's your birthday!
243
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,160
{\an1}THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE
244
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,719
It's only a cake, darling!
245
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,119
{\an1}THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE
246
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,840
Oh, Shona, could you take a picture?
Yes!
247
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:21,039
With Harry's phone? OK...
248
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:24,039
Smiles!
ALL: Smiles!
249
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,919
That's it! Ah.
250
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:29,479
Could somebody blow the candles out
before the house burns down.
251
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,799
Birthday boy.
One, two, three.
252
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,799
Go, go, keep going, keep going!
253
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,159
{\an1}THEY ALL SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT
254
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,040
{\an1}Last one!
CHEERING
255
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,399
Right, a song.
256
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,799
Now, my two daughters--
Oh, Mammy, we're not singing. Stop.
257
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:51,159
Yes. They have the voices of angels.
I don't think so.
258
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,479
ALL TALK AT ONCE
No, you are going to sing.
259
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,839
No. No.
You can sing for your supper.
260
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,720
I can sing!
CHEERING
261
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,839
# Up above the world so high
262
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:08,679
# Like a diamond in the sky
263
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,519
# Twinkle twinkle little star
264
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,599
# How I wonder what you are
265
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,840
{\an1}CHEERING
266
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,599
Go on. Sing the song.
267
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,519
Oh, no, Mammy, we're not singing.
268
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:26,359
The one about the ghost.
BOTH: It's not about ghosts!
269
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,959
Sing it!
BOTH: No!
270
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:33,439
# You see, it's not me,
it's not my family
271
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,559
# In your head, in your head
# In your head
272
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,959
# They are fighting
# They are fighting
273
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,479
# With their tanks and their bombs
# Tanks
274
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,359
# And their bombs and their guns
# Bombs
275
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,439
# In your head, in your head
# Bombs
276
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,319
# They are crying
# Cry
277
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,239
BOTH: # In your he-ad
278
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,079
# In your he-ea-ad
279
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,759
# Zombie, zombie
280
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,599
# Zombie, eh-eh-eh
281
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,959
# Oh oh oh oh
282
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,319
# Oh oh oh oh
283
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:09,919
# Oh-oh-oh, aye aye aye
284
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,439
# Ah... #
285
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,960
{\an1}HE RECITES PROSE IN ARABIC
286
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,960
{\an1}HE PLAYS TUNE CLUNKILY
287
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,239
I feel like an absolute prick.
288
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,439
No, it's really good! Honestly.
289
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,839
Very haunting.
Is it?
290
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:44,960
{\an1}HE CONTINUES TO PLAY
291
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,360
{\an1}CHEERING
292
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:58,599
That was... very good,
Synthesiser Patel.
293
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:02,279
I don't have a piano at home so...
Well, you'd never know.
294
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:05,959
You'd never know. It's always
a skill to have, isn't it, piano?
295
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,159
{\an1}THEY ALL LAUGH
296
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:13,479
So will the movie star be singing?
Oh, no, no, I shun the limelight.
297
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:17,239
Oh, yeah, Mam, do a song.
We don't, we do not any more.
298
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,799
What?
You used to love performing.
299
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,079
I didn't, I hated it.
She loved it. I didn't.
300
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,679
She used to come on set with me
and she would walk up and down
301
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,159
modelling children's hats.
302
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:33,439
Because, you see, I used to wear
a different hat every day when I was
doing the weather.
303
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:38,479
We were a very popular item.
We heard. So amazing.
304
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,479
{\an1}SHE CLEARS THROAT / MUSIC PLAYS
305
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,319
Shona...
What? My finger slipped!
306
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,199
{\an1}THEY ARGUE INDISTINCTLY
307
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:50,119
# You know, every now and then
308
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,759
Just do it. # I think you might like
to hear something from us
309
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:57,359
Go on, Ma. Do the duet.
I don't want to!
310
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,639
# But there's just one thing
311
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:04,199
# We never ever do nothing
nice and easy
312
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,999
Get up!
# We always do it nice and rough
313
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,719
# So we're gonna take the beginning
of this song easy Do it!
314
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,599
# Then we're gonna finish it rough
315
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,399
# This is the way we do Proud Mary
316
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,519
# Cos we rolling
317
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,039
Yes! Here we go!
318
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,399
# Rolling
Listen to the song.
319
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:28,079
# Rolling on the river
320
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,239
# Left a good job in the city
321
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:33,599
# I was working for the man
every night and day
322
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,839
# And I didn't miss a minute
of sleeping
323
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:39,039
# Cos I was worrying about
the way things might have been
324
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,559
# You know
the big wheels keep on turning
325
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:45,079
Here we go!
# Proud Mary keep on burning
326
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:48,199
# Cos we're rolling, rolling
327
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,679
# Rolling on the river
328
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:54,039
# Rolling, whoo! Rolling, whoo!
329
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:59,439
# Rolling on the river #
330
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,479
{\an1}CHEERING
331
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,239
Really nice to see you.
You'll never get rid of us.
332
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:08,679
Thank you so much for coming.
Thank you. The food was delicious.
333
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,559
Where's your coat?
334
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:14,199
I'm gonna stay here for a bit so you
two head back together, yeah? What?
335
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,559
I'll bring your bag.
Aine has my key to let you in.
336
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:20,599
Er... But h-how will we find
the train station?
337
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,919
We'll be grand if you draw us a map.
No, you'll be grand
338
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:27,279
because you have phones
and you're not five years old.
339
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,639
Right. Right.
Bye, see you back at your place.
340
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,359
Love you.
Love you too.
341
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,920
I really do.
342
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,399
It's been lovely.
Are you pissed off with me?
343
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,559
I'm not pissed off with you.
No tears, hmm?
344
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,039
Thank you for a lovely day.
Bye!
345
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,720
{\an1}INDISTINCT CHATTER
346
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,999
Your singing was really good.
347
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,439
Shouldn't have said to Shona
about having kids.
348
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:05,479
You shouldn't have been so narky
cos some old fella never texted you.
349
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:09,600
I work for him so just try and hurry
up, we're gonna miss this train.
350
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,519
SHE YELLS
Excuse me, that's my mother!
351
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,320
Sorry.
She's disabled. Jesus!
352
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,040
Sorry.
Christ!
353
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,040
Mam, stop, you all right?
354
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:34,279
And you did love coming to set
with me.
355
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:38,439
All those things I did.
Like wearing those stupid hats.
356
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:42,679
That's what paid for your drama
classes and Shona's riding lessons
357
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,559
and all those Ad-eedas shoes.
Adidas.
358
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,360
Adidas shoes.
359
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:53,119
SHE SIGHS
I was just trying to do my best.
360
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,599
Yeah, well, your best didn't work
cos look at me.
361
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,679
Why you so angry all the time?
362
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:01,679
What have I done? I didn't do
anything. Exactly, Mammy! Exactly!
363
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,079
You didn't do anything.
What are you on about?
364
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,279
You didn't come and get me.
Come and get you? Yes.
365
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,559
What?
366
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,559
I wanted you
to come and get me, Mammy.
367
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,919
I wanted you to come down to that
place and take me out of there.
368
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,559
And take me home and make me better.
369
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,799
Those people in there
knew what they were doing.
370
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,239
What help would I have been?
371
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,360
You're my mammy, that's why!
372
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,919
I just wanted you to try.
373
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,079
Instead of all this...
all this pretence,
374
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:35,399
like I'm fine, like everything's
fine, like it's grand.
375
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,199
Like she broke her leg.
That's what you told me to say.
376
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,360
Only to family
if they asked me where I was.
377
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,599
I was so alone, Mammy.
You've no idea.
378
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,879
Oh, I have an idea, believe you me.
I know. Oh, really?
379
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:52,240
Oh yeah, what, was bingo difficult
one night? I bloody know.
380
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:58,039
I left Shona.
When she was born, I left her.
381
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:03,280
For three months I left her
because... I didn't want her.
382
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,600
Mam.
383
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,320
I just... I just couldn't.
384
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:28,878
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385
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,080
I'm sorry, Mam.
386
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:35,159
But you are brilliant.
Oh... You are.
387
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,280
And why wouldn't you be brilliant?
You're my daughter.
388
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,639
I just want you to find someone
who'll make you see that.
389
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,039
Mammy, a man isn't gonna fix me.
390
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,520
No.
391
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,720
Bit of sex'd be nice.
Oh, God, yuck, don't.
392
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,639
Oh and if you tell Shona I left her
I'll kill you.
393
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,959
And...
394
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,759
Well,
could you just ring me sometimes.
395
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,799
You have to work out how to use
FaceTime. The top of your head--
396
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,999
It's very lonely, Aine.
397
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,960
Most of my friends,
half of them are dead.
398
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,880
Did you kill them?
399
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:23,439
Only Louise Gallagher
because she was so fucking annoying!
400
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,359
{\an1}THEY LAUGH / PHONE BUZZES
401
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,720
{\an1}SHE GASPS
402
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,999
Oh my God, Mammy, he texted back.
Go on, what did he say?
403
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,720
Wait a minute.
404
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,959
"Ha ha."
405
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,159
That's a bit of an anticlimax.
406
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,519
Jesus.
407
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:43,199
You have to be careful with men.
They don't always get jokes.
408
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,839
No.
409
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,679
Also annoyingly Shona
didn't get us return tickets.
410
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,599
What?
Don't worry, I'll get them.
411
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,159
No, I'm getting the tickets.
412
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:55,239
No, you're disabled so it'll be
half price. I am not disabled.
413
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:59,200
I am getting both tickets
and they will both be full fares.
414
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,080
# "LISTEN TO YOUR MAMA"
BY LES TRES FEMMES
415
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,480
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