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Thanks for your help, Celia.
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I can't imagine what could've caused
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the garbage disposal to back up.
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I can.
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Who's been shoving their
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unpaid parking tickets in here?
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Hey, don't look at me!
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I don't even have a license!
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That hasn't stopped you from driving.
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Or flying the occasional 747.
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I don't have a license either.
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DMV revoked mine for drag racing.
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Okay. Enough work, Grandma.
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It's Mother's Day weekend. Time to relax.
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Getting the crud out of
pipes is how I relax.
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This sucker's gonna need a longer snake.
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Better get the 15-footer.
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Hey, I need your help.
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I can't think of a gift to get
my grandma for Mother's Day.
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Just get her something you know she'll use.
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Like a nightgown or a hatchet.
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What's this about a day
of mothers getting gifts?
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And more importantly, when do I get mine?
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Sunday.
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Wait. Don't villains celebrate holidays?
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The only holiday we had was Onyx Day.
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Which we celebrated by bowing to our leader
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and showering him with gifts.
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Good thing it was only once a year.
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It was every day.
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Well, I'm a mother
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and also the leader of this family,
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so I should be entitled to
the same benefits as Onyx!
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Actually, Mother's Day is more
about spending time with family
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and honoring the importance
of a mother's love.
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Yeah, I prefer the gifts.
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We don't have any money.
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Oh, that sounds like a you problem.
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So whoever bestows upon me
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the best gift, is winner of Mother's Day.
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And the losers?
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And the losers get to
spin my wheel of torment.
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I thought you left your
wheel in the old lair.
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Ooh, I made a new one.
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Wow, this oughta be fun to watch, huh?
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-You're getting me a gift, too.
-Worth a shot.
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Morning.
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Colbs,
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is that helmet still stuck on your head?
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Yup.
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He's been it so long,
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I kinda forgot what he looks like.
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I'm starting to get worried.
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That I'll starve?
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No. That you won't be able to
find me a Mother's Day gift.
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Should I bring sticky notes? No.
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Markers? No.
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Scissors? No.
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Let's go, Locker-Blocker!
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If I'm gonna be late for class
I want it to be my choice!
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And to think people say
you have rage issues.
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I'm just stressed about
this Mother's Day gift.
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It's not just about the wheel.
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I've never got Mom a gift before
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and I want it to be special.
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Yeah, special works for normal moms,
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our mom is the most petty,
vindictive, grudge-holding
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grouch on the planet.
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Yeah. That's why she's my hero.
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Should I bring the stapler?
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I don't need it,
but I do like a little weight in my backpack.
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Seriously, can you move?
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I'd like to get to my locker
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before the end of the school year.
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Be done in a jiffy.
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I've yet to decide whether I need
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black or blue gel pens.
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Or maybe I'll get crazy and go with red.
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It is Friday. Woop-woop!
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Amy, guess what!
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I found a collector in town
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who claims to have the
most impressive collection
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of superhero memorabilia
in the entire country!
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Superhero stuff? Sweet!
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Where is it and how fast
can I get a wood chipper?
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Or, for Mother's Day,
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you can get your mom the
broken superhero mask
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she blasted off Monarch's face
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in the epic "Clash on Centropolis Bridge."
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No way!
Monarch's, like, my mom's biggest nemesis!
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And giving her that mask
would be like a battle trophy.
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This is the perfect gift.
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Exactly!
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I think you just helped me win
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my family's sick and twisted gift challenge.
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You're such a good friend.
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Awww. That's like the nicest
thing you've ever said to me.
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I know, it felt weird. Let's move on.
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♪♪
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Who knew Mother's Day shopping
could work up such an appetite?
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I think I'm gonna splurge
and get a ten-pound steak.
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Uh-uh.
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We need to save our money for Mom's gift,
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so fill up on the free biscuits.
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So far, I've got a sparkly cowboy hat,
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and a belt buckle with the cutest armadillo.
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But these are for me,
what am I getting your mom?
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Come on, let's focus.
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What would Mom want more than anything?
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A mechanical bull.
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Okay,
I don't think that will fit in the car.
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No! Look!
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"Best rider wins $500."
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With your super-strength,
you can totally win that prize money
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and then we can partner up
and get Mom one big gift,
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and neither one of us will
have to spin the wheel!
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I thought the whole point of hiding
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was not to use our powers in public.
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Well, that's the beauty of it.
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Everyone will think you're
a gifted bull rider.
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They'll have no idea you're the fifth-best
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supervillain in town!
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Yeah. Guess it couldn't hurt
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to give these babies a little playdate.
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If there's a Father's Day,
please give me the gift
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of never doing that again.
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Okay, this is the showroom.
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Really? Where's the mask?
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And what superhero owned
a stackable washer-dryer?
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Greetings, prospective buyers.
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Welcome to my menagerie of memorabilia.
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Wait a minute.
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I knew it. Locker-Blocker!
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The name's Milo.
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Was that not clear from the patch
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my mom embroidered on my hoodie?
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You're the collector?
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I prefer the term
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curator of superhero accoutrement.
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-Wow!
-Ew.
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How did you get Flame Fatale's Whip?
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Let's just say my dad is pretty influential
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in the superhero world.
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Is he one of the Masters of the Realm?
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No. But he does their taxes.
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We're looking for Monarch's mask.
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The one Surge broke on Centropolis Bridge.
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Excellent taste!
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Unfortunately, I've already sold that,
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but I do have another piece
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procured from that same battle...
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Surge's Electron Accelerator Belt!
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No way!
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My mom loved that belt!
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She was devastated when she lost it.
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-I'll take it.
-Great.
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That'll be $1200.
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What? I don't have that kind of money.
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Well then,
you're barking up the wrong superhero tree.
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Sorry, ladies,
this is a high-class establishment.
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Dad! I'm with a client!
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Look, if you're not here to drop dollars,
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don't waste my time.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to massage my
superhero suits with baby oil.
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To keep the leather soft?
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Sure.
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Oh, well, we tried.
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I'm sure we can find your
mom another nice gift.
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No, there's no way I'm leaving here
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without the belt. Look what she sent me.
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Hi, sweetie.
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Just a reminder that if
you come home empty-handed,
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you could win a night locked in a coffin
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with a hungry raccoon.
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Two go in. One comes out!
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Bye!
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Ahh!
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-Yikes.
-I know. She's so twisted.
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Which is why she deserves the perfect gift.
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Too bad you don't have enough money.
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Maybe I don't need money.
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Oh. Don't tell me you're
just going to take it.
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Okay, I won't tell you.
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I don't want to do this.
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I do not want to do this.
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Why are you freaking out?
He has so much junk.
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-He won't even notice if I stea-- -Shh!
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I've never been a bystander to someone
"s" wording before!
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Okay, technically I'm not...
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"s" wording.
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That belt was my mom's.
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And I'm just returning
it to its rightful owner.
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I really want to get it back for her.
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And I need your help.
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Please.
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Okay, I'm in.
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Great. You distract Milo, I'll get the belt.
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Hi.
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What's up?
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My friend is... cheap.
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But I'm not.
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And I'm ready to splurge.
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Starting with this superhero suit...
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oh... Oh!
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I'm so clumsy!
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The leather! It's creasing!
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Hey! What are you doing with my belt?
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Come back here!
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Uh, thanks anyway.
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Eat hay, cowboy!
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No one's even come close
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to beating your time on that bull.
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I know!
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-Hey, this is actually pretty fun.
-Mm-hmm.
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Hey, can you go grab me a water?
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Watching these losers eat
dirt is making me thirsty.
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Um, what are you doing?
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Contributing to this man's hospital bill?
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Then why are you taking his money?
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Are you making bets on the side?
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That's illegal.
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Okay, okay, one or two.
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But nothing crazy, you see?
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What about your other pocket?
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Ok, but that's the last of it.
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Please don't look in my pants.
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Unbelievable.
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You said we were partners
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and this whole time, you've been
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running a side hustle without me?
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I need this extra cash to get Mom
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a better gift than all of you.
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Well, that does it.
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You've beaten every challenger on the list.
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Yes! The 500 is mine!
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Ours . The money is ours.
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Not until we give the reigning champ
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a chance to defend their record.
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And who's that?
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Me.
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-Celia?
-Word is,
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someone broke my record.
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I'm here to reclaim what's mine.
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Yeah, I don't think you want to do that.
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Jake is going to mop the floor with you!
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At least someone in your
house is mopping the floors.
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Y'all are filthy.
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We're all in!
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Yeah,
this wad of money says 'You're going down.'
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Giddy up, punks.
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♪♪
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Mom,
can you please help me get this thing off?
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I've tried everything.
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Okay, come on.
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Momma's got you covered. Right.
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It's... still.. not...
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working!
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Oh!
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Sorry!
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Still stuck!
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Oh!
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Is it loosening?
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No!
265
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,412
Okay, time to to try something else.
266
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,024
Uh, this might hurt a bit.
267
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,634
No, no, no. Wait.
268
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,552
Mom, you'll never guess what I got you.
269
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,338
What's with the welding gear?
270
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:13,645
Oh, you know, just mom life.
271
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:18,389
Okay, well, Happy Mother's Day, Mom.
272
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,044
A gift? For me?
273
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,875
Ooh, what's in here?
274
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,138
Ah!
275
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:33,361
My Electron Accelerator Belt!
How ever did you find this?!
276
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:36,712
I sto-- I "s" worded it.
277
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,105
Do you like it?
278
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,063
I love it.
279
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:43,066
Oh, it truly is the theft that counts.
280
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,636
I'm gonna go stash it in the lair!
281
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,690
Milo! Uh...
282
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:01,693
What are you doing here?
283
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,086
You stole my Accelerator Belt!
284
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,696
That's not true!
285
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,742
I have trackers on every
piece in my collection.
286
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,571
And my app says it's in your basement!
287
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:11,834
Well, joke's on you.
288
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,967
'Cause this house doesn't
even have a basement!
289
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,664
Right, Hartley?
290
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:20,321
Nope, no basement!
291
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:21,888
You're lying!
292
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,934
And I know because this
app is just like me--
293
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,327
Never wrong!
294
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,676
Can I see it?
295
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,638
Ooh, looks like it's wrong now.
296
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,597
I know what I saw.
297
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,338
And if you don't take me
to your basement right now,
298
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,949
you'll be getting a visit from
my dad's superhero connections!
299
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,647
Superheroes? Here?
300
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,824
That's right! This just got real!
301
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:54,442
Amy, we have no choice.
302
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:55,878
Just give him the belt back.
303
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,228
No way. You saw how happy it made my mom.
304
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,622
Well,
you can't have superheroes show up here.
305
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,842
And you can't let my Milo
see your secret lair.
306
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,671
Maybe it's not a lair.
307
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,891
Maybe it's a showroom just like his.
308
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,893
Oh, you're good.
309
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,592
Mom, I don't have time to explain,
310
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,420
but I need your help lying to someone.
311
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:19,032
Oh, honey! What are moms for?
312
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,210
What's with the blindfold?
313
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:25,952
Well, just like your security
measures for your showroom,
314
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:29,390
-we have our own.
-Oh, please, your showroom
315
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,784
can't be nearly as impressive as my--
316
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:35,178
Sweet superhero spandex!
317
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:37,006
This place is amazing!
318
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,747
Of course, it is.
319
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,531
But we don't have superhero stuff,
320
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:43,447
we deal exclusively with
supervillain merchandise.
321
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:46,059
Cool! I bet villains are easier to stiff
322
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,495
because they're not very smart.
323
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:50,193
Hm?
324
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:51,238
Ah-ah!
325
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,283
No touchie.
326
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,850
Who are you?
327
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,896
Oh, I'm the bouncer.
328
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,899
You break anything, I break you.
329
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:04,033
No touchie it is.
330
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:06,079
Okay, little man,
I think you've seen enough.
331
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,124
And obviously, the belt's not here
332
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,039
so it's time for you to go.
333
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,041
It may not be visible to the naked eye,
334
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:14,000
But luckily, the tracker app is also
335
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,045
on my watch.
336
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,699
Yeah, well good luck finding
anything because it's not--
337
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,657
A-ha!
338
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:24,488
Hartley!
How could you s-word that poor kid's belt?
339
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:26,534
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
340
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,449
Now if you'll excuse me,
341
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:31,060
-I'll be on my way.
-Oh, not so fast.
342
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,671
You're gonna have to get
through the bouncer first.
343
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:36,936
Ooh, kitty cat has claws.
344
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,984
Okay, you want the belt? Fine.
345
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,900
You can have it. Under one condition.
346
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,946
Y'll have to battle me for it.
347
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,469
Battle you?
348
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,993
Yeah, I have my superhero stuff.
349
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,560
You have your supervillain stuff.
350
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,388
Let's solve our problems like they do.
351
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,520
Wait, us three?
352
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,174
Against you?
353
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:01,047
I could destroy you in my sleep.
354
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,178
Well then, all I have to say is...
355
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,400
Ooh!
356
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,879
Nighty-night.
357
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:10,447
Let's just get this over with.
358
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:30,772
She did it! She beat your time.
359
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:33,296
Momma didn't come to play.
360
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,211
Where'd you learn to ride like that?
361
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:38,562
I used to wrangle wild
boars when I was a kid.
362
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:39,868
For fun?
363
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,739
For dinner.
364
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:44,046
Well, that does it. She's still the champ.
365
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,656
Unless you want to challenge her again...
366
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,963
You're darn tootin'! We need that money.
367
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,009
Jake, get up there and show her who's boss!
368
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,228
Actually, since we're betting your money,
369
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:55,014
I think you should be the
one riding against Celia.
370
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:58,191
What?! No way.
I've got a rotator-cuff thing.
371
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:02,325
If you forfeit, I win the money.
372
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,935
Hi-ho, Silver. Let's ride.
373
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,596
Turn it up to full rag-doll.
374
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,815
And make it hurt.
375
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:18,211
Ahh! Ahh!
376
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,951
Come on, bull!
377
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:29,657
Whoa! Whoa!
378
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,449
Happy Mother's Day, Celia.
379
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:40,450
It is now.
380
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,888
I think I dislocated my butt.
381
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,764
Prepare for battle.
382
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:52,636
How do I shoot this thing?
383
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,942
That's a lamp.
384
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,735
Ahh!
385
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,869
Wait a minute.
386
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,479
That didn't come from your device!
387
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:13,918
Oh, well,
that's because my device is invisible.
388
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,617
Oh, that makes sense.
389
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:27,889
Uncanny!
390
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,195
Whatever device you're using
391
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,849
makes you sound exactly
like that supervillain.
392
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,677
What's her name?
393
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:36,506
You know,
the one with the annoying voice thingie.
394
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:39,030
You think she has an annoying voice thingie?
395
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,121
Whoa!
396
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:50,129
Take a good look,
'cause you'll never see this belt again!
397
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,782
Wait.
398
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:54,263
that's not the belt.
399
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:58,093
-We're fighting over a knockoff.
-What?
400
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,313
That belt still has the
Bolt regulator on it.
401
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:01,923
Bolt regulator?
402
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,446
I--I mean, I know what that is,
403
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,883
but can you explain for everyone else?
404
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,581
At the bridge,
405
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:10,714
Monarch shot the regulator off my--
406
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,673
Surge's belt.
407
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,457
But this belt still has it.
408
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:17,765
Any collector worth their salt
would know the difference.
409
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:20,724
So my most prized piece of memorabilia
410
00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:22,335
is a complete fabrication?
411
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,990
Don't want anyone to panic,
412
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,167
but I'm starting to lose feeling in my toes.
413
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,474
Who's this guy?
414
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:34,695
That helmet. It's glorious!
415
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:38,133
Oh, well, in that case,
416
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,396
we will give you the helmet
417
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,225
if you promise to not tell anybody about us
418
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,748
or here ever again.
419
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:47,186
- Deal!
- Oh, great.
420
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,622
Okay, it's yours.
421
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,276
You just have to figure how to get it off.
422
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:57,108
Easy-peasy.
423
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:59,502
Latch. Should've thought of that.
424
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,857
So you're telling me...
425
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,555
I was put in a headlock...
426
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,165
banged against a wall...
427
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,863
and almost melted like a s'more...
428
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:16,824
and this whole time, there was a latch?
429
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,262
We didn't know!
430
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:27,138
You sure we can trust that Milo kid?
431
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:29,880
Yeah, he's a man of his word.
432
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,491
Plus, I reminded him I know where he lives.
433
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:38,802
Well, Mom, I couldn't buy you a gift
434
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:41,457
but now that my helmet's off,
435
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,242
you're getting the best gift of all...
436
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:46,549
my face.
437
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:49,596
Technically, your face is something I made,
438
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:53,121
so that's like next-level regifting.
439
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:55,297
Mm, you're lucky you're cute.
440
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:01,085
Happy Mother's Day, Mom.
I got you your favorite thing.
441
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:02,783
Something that'll be dead in a week.
442
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,916
Ah! Flowers?
443
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,918
You're lucky you're cute.
444
00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,272
What happened to you?
445
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,709
Uh, I fell off a mechanical bull.
446
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,711
What were you doing on one of those?
447
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:20,061
Trying to win prize money to
get you the best gift ever.
448
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:21,889
Ah. So...
449
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:25,327
You tormented yourself and
have to suffer the pain
450
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:28,156
all because you want to
get me something nice.
451
00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:30,201
Oh, that's gift enough for me.
452
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:33,553
Yes!
453
00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:39,341
I'm sorry I messed up your gift, Mom.
454
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,517
I really wanted your day to be special.
455
00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:43,127
It was special.
456
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:44,912
Hey, it's not every day you get to team up
457
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:48,698
with your favorite girl and
battle a superhero fanboy.
458
00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:52,833
Yeah. We've still got it, huh?
459
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:54,313
You bet your butt we do.
460
00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:59,361
But I guess since the belt fell through,
461
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,929
I'm gonna have to spin the wheel.
462
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:03,931
I threw the wheel away.
463
00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:05,236
What?
464
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,630
I think Hartley was on to something
465
00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,545
when she said Mother's Day
was less about the gifts
466
00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:11,939
and more about who you spend it with.
467
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:14,333
Lucky for me, I got to spend it with you.
468
00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:18,424
-Thanks, Mom.
-Mm.
469
00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:20,991
Did we just have our first
real mother-daughter moment?
470
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:23,429
Oh, I think we did.
471
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,041
What is happening to us?
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