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that's funny, eric.
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I thought I told you to
clean out the vista cruiser.
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But what I must've said
was, "go sit on your ass."
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No, I was there, red. You definitely
said, "go clean out the cruiser."
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But he just insists
on being defiant.
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Look, I'm sorry, dad, but
something really important came up.
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"I dream of jeannie" did her blinking thing,
and now dr. Bellows thinks he's a monkey, so...
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no. Dr. Bellows is a monkey that thinks
he's a doctor. That's what's funny.
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He's sittin' at the desk
and stuff. But he's a monkey.
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You're a monkey.
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You're a monkey.
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Eric, I need that car to go
pick up charlie at the airport.
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You're bringing
another guy here ?
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We need another guy here like I need
another firecracker in my bathing suit.
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Well, until you learn to stop wearin' speedos,
you're gonna keep gettin' firecrackers.
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Charlie's this
annoyingly nice kid.
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His dad and my dad were
drinking buddies in the navy.
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We weren't drinking buddies.
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We were finely honed
killing buddies.
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Yeah, well, I
never liked him.
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At the last navy picnic, we
got teamed up for the egg toss.
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And he dropped our egg on purpose just
so these little sick kids could win.
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Those little twerps went home with my
goldfish-in-a-bag. My goldfish-in-a-bag.
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Yeah, well, charlie's only gonna be
here a few days on business for his dad,
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and the last thing he needs is
to be exposed to you deviants.
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Whoa, dad, we
are not deviants.
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Jeannie's bending over !
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Let's go.
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Um,
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you guys, I gotta talk to steven
about something really serious.
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maybe she's pregnant !
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Maybe she cheated on him.
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Maybe she cheated on
him and she's pregnant.
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Oh.
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Steven,
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this tv producer called to tell
me he loved my public access show.
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And then he offered me a job at his
station in chicago starting next week.
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Whoa. Um,
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you're gonna take a job
and move to chicago ?
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No, no, not yet. No, I wanted
to talk to you about it first.
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Uh-oh.
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This is "serious"
serious, not funny serious.
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We should probably leave.
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But we won'T.
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Steven, this is
my dream come true.
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But you are the most important
thing in the world to me.
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So I'm willing to give it
all up and stay here with you.
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But if I do that,
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I need to know we're
gonna get married.
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Jackie, we just agreed not
to talk about our future.
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But our future is
happening right now.
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Look, the station needs an answer
by noon on sunday, and I do, too.
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Well, I don't know
what to say right now.
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I know this is a
sensitive moment,
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but may I offer
a word of advice ?
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Run !
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Eric, you remember Charlie.
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Well, I remember a
perfectly tossed egg from me,
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an unconvincing
"whoops" from him,
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and the sound of laughter as some children
ran away with my goldfish-in-a-bag.
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Eric, you put some kind of spin on that
egg. It was uncatchable, like a curveball.
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Ha !
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Your whole story's
unraveling, man.
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I can't throw a curveball.
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Dad... tell him.
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I'm gonna have to side
with my son on this one.
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He can't even throw
a straight ball.
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Charlie,
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I made you a pancake smiley face with sausage
arms and a little scrambled egg cardigan.
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where's my
whimsical breakfast ?
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Oh, well, since you decided to go
teach in africa without consulting me,
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all you get is a
plain pancake breakfast
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with nothing smiling
at you. Nothing.
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- Morning.
- Hey, I smell bacon.
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Hey, boys. Have
you met charlie ?
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Oh, hey, I'm kelso. I'm
gonna eat your breakfast.
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And I'm fez, and just so you know,
I'm the coolest guy in this gang.
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All right, I
gotta go to work.
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Charlie, if eric and his
friends start to bother you,
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just hold up a book. It's
like kryptonite to them.
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Oh,
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hey, donna.
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Are you still mad about
this whole africa thing ?
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Yep,
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but instead of pouting at my house and being miserable,
I decided to come here and make you miserable.
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That's the spirit, donna.
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Here. Eat his bacon.
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- Mmm.
- You made me bacon ?
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Yep. I just kept it
over here in america.
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Mmm. Bacon.
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Wow. Who is she ?
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Don't even think about it.
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Donna is with eric,
and then she's mine.
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And then she is mine.
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And then, right back to
me for another go-around.
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Hey, hyde, I
heard about jackie.
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What are you gonna do ?
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W ell,
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I spent all morning kickin' back
with my stash to see what came to me.
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But all that came to me
was a great idea for a movie
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that now I just
can't remember.
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Is that what
that smell was ?
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Aren't you afraid
you'll get arrested ?
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I'm a cop.
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You guys are crazy.
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The closest I ever
came to breaking the law
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was when me and my friend toby cut out of
school five minutes before the last bell.
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Whoo ! My heart
was beating so fast.
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'Cause you were naked ?
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No.
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I don't get it.
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You know what, hyde?
Your problem is
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you didn't handle jackie's
ultimatum like a man.
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Like, if donna tries that with me,
I'm just gonna say, "hey, guess what.
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"You don't get to tell me
what to do with my life."
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And then, depending on
how much steam I have left,
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I may even call her "toots."
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Hey, eric.
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You know how, um, guys always ask me out,
but I say no because I have a boyfriend ?
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It's true. She won't budge.
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Well, since you're going to africa, I figure,
you know, I should be moving on with my life, too,
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and there's this guy named kevin where I
work, and he asked me out tonight. I said yes.
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What ? You're gonna... oh.
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I think I see
what's goin' on here.
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Looks like somebody's
caught the ultimatum bug.
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Okay, um, I'll play along.
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You're gonna go out with
this kevin guy, or what ?
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Or nothing. This
isn't an ultimatum.
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Okay, I'm prepared
for an ultimatum.
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I need to figure out
what I'm gonna wear.
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Maybe that really
short pink skirt.
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Oh, that's over at my place.
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You have her skirt ?
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Don't judge me, new guy.
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It feels so good not to be
the monkey in the middle.
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Dance, monkey, dance !
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I can't believe donna's goin'
out with this guy from work.
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You know, I made a point of going
down there and spreading a rumor that
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she had crabs.
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Don't talk to me, forman. This whole
thing with jackie is all your fault.
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How ?
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Because I wouldn't have even been in the
basement last night when jackie came over
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if we had gone to go play
pinball like I wanted,
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but you wouldn't go. So now I
gotta figure out my entire life
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because you claim the
change guy touched you weird.
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He put the quarters
right into my pocket.
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I'm tired of messin' with charlie. He's
not even reachin' for the ball anymore.
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Well, you know, if you want, we
can hang out at my dad's warehouse.
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- Oh, that sounds great.
- Really ?
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No. Shut up.
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I have to get down there and unlock the
door. We're getting a shipment today.
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Shipment of what ?
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Beer. My dad owns
a beer warehouse.
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Your dad owns a
beer warehouse ?
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Mm-hmm.
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You can touch the ball now.
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you had to see eric's face
when I told him about my date.
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He was all nervous
and surprised.
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It reminded me
of his sex face.
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Donna, I don't wanna hear about
eric's sex face. I'm upset enough.
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You wanna know what
the best part is ?
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I don't even have a date.
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I made the whole thing up
just to mess with eric's head.
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I wish I had manipulated steven
instead of opening up my heart.
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Now I'm the vulnerable
one waiting for his answer.
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Yeah, I was a
little surprised.
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I mean, the bitchy stuff
is your bread and butter.
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You know, I had fake pregnancy right
up my sleeve, and I didn't even use it.
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Whoa.
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Holy crap.
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That's the most
beer I've ever seen.
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let me just get the lights.
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Let me rephrase that.
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That's the most
beer I've ever seen.
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it's the mother lode.
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It's like now I know how the immigrants felt when
they finally saw the majestic skyline of new york city.
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Actually, eric, most of the
immigrants arrived in the 19th century,
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before the skyline
was ever built.
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I mean...
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beer !
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Yeah !
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I...
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I...
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I-I don't know
where to start.
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You know, the kegs are cold. Why
don't we start with the kegs ?
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Hey,
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we'll handle this, new guy.
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We'll start with the kegs.
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There's nothin' like drinkin'
beer straight from the tap.
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this must be why babies
love breast-feeding.
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reminds me of an
ancient chinese proverb.
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It goes,
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s omethin',
somethin', somethin',
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crazy girlfriend.
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Somethin', somethin',
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drink lots of beer.
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Hyde, I don't think we're gonna find the
answer to our problems in a keg of beer.
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Unless they're at the
bottom, so drink up !
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I've been in this warehouse a
hundred times, and I never did this.
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Now I know why my
grandmother is an alcoholic.
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This feels great !
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I'm gonna need
a bigger mouth.
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Girls,
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please tell me that
charlie is here.
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Isn't he at your
house with the guys ?
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No.
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Oh, sweet lord,
they got him.
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You know, donna,
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you should be out there trying
to keep eric from going to africa
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instead of sitting
here on your patootie.
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Well, I'm doing
everything I can.
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I even lied to him and told him I
was out on a date with another guy.
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Sweetie, that's
amateur hour.
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God gave you a
very full chest.
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I suggest you start
using it on my son.
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I cannot believe
eric went out.
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He's supposed to be
at home agonizing.
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Well, maybe they went out to buy
flowers for when steven proposes.
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00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,780
No, they woulda
just sent fez.
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They're out having fun.
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And that is exactly
what we're gonna do.
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Okay,
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here's what I don't get...
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why would sally sell seashells
down by the seashore ?
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I mean, that's a terrible
location for a seashell stand.
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Yeah.
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I mean, if she wanted to make money,
she would sell seashells by the subway.
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You know what she should
sell by the seashore ?
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Shoeshines.
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'Cause your sandals
get so sandy.
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Sandy sandals.
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We should start a girl
band called sandy sandals.
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00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:21,220
What's wrong ?
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Well, sand
reminds me of dirt,
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and dirt reminds
me of steven.
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Jackie, I'm sure hyde
will do the right thing.
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You know,
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I thought if I really
put myself out there,
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he'd see how much I love
him and say yes right away.
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And then when he
didn't, I thought,
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okay, well, maybe he'll take a
couple of hours and then say yes.
242
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But now I think he's only taking
so long 'cause he's gonna say no.
243
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Donna, what if he says no ?
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Jackie,
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if hyde says no,
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then you and I get a van, and
the sandy sandals tour america.
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And in a nutshell, that's what it's like to be
on the debate team at a catholic high school.
248
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Yeah, I love
catholic schoolgirls.
249
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They don't teach sex ed, so
they don't know what not to do.
250
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Yeah, maybe. Uh,
251
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but I never really got
together with any of 'em.
252
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Wait, you never...
253
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okay, wait, wait,
wait. Everyone, wait.
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Before you start in on
him, let me just say,
255
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when I was a virgin,
256
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all I wanted was for one
person to say it was okay.
257
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And no one did.
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- Neither will I.
- Freak !
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O kay...
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I finally made up
my mind about jackie.
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I'm gonna marry
her. I'm gonna be
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mrs. Jackie hyde !
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I think you need
one more beer.
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Could be.
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Virgin.
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Man,
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how do you not have sex with all those girls
that are always throwing themselves at you ?
268
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,740
That doesn't happen
to everyone, jackass.
269
00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:25,500
How dare she give me an ultimatum ?
This is my life she's messing with.
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She can go to hell ! I
will see her in hell !
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Maybe one more.
272
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One more couldn't hurt.
273
00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:37,380
Eric, I wonder what
donna's doin' on her date.
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Oh, you know what,
man ? I don't care.
275
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She just wants me to come
running after her, and
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I'm not gonna do that.
277
00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:46,020
You know what ? That is
totally the right move, man.
278
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Plus, it's,
like, after 9:00.
279
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So if you go over there now, you'll
probably walk in on her and that guy
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slidin' all over each other.
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And if I know donna,
282
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she's moaning like a ghost.
283
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:04,380
Okay, donna does not
moan like a ghost.
284
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I could make her
moan like a ghost.
285
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You know what, guys ?
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I'm a little confused,
287
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but
288
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I do know that
I love you guys.
289
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I really, really do.
290
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,980
Hey, where'd kelso go ?
291
00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:39,220
Well, hello,
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toots.
293
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:47,020
Back from your
date so soon, huh ?
294
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Used to be you had to buy a
girl dinner if you want her to
295
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slide all over you,
moaning like a ghost.
296
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:55,740
Okay, you know what ?
297
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:58,300
I didn't have a
date. But I should've.
298
00:16:58,420 --> 00:17:00,300
- Wait, so you lied ?
- Yeah.
299
00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:01,660
I was pissed.
300
00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:04,660
I mean, all of a sudden,
you're leaving me.
301
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:07,740
Well, look, I'm only
gonna be gone for a year.
302
00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,020
I don't care.
303
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:10,460
I don't want you to go.
304
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:14,180
I mean, you've always been, like,
20 steps away from me my entire life.
305
00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:16,060
What am I supposed
to do without you ?
306
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:18,420
Look,
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00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:21,900
donna, this is gonna be
really tough for both of us.
308
00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:26,060
But, hey, you know what ? The
good news is, when I come back,
309
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we're gonna spend all
this time together because,
310
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you know, you're probably gonna have to nurse me
back to health from some horrible african disease.
311
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Look...
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you know I love you.
313
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And we're wasting
our time fighting.
314
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,020
I know. You're right.
315
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,900
We should just enjoy
the time we have left.
316
00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,060
Yeah.
317
00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:52,340
I'm all for that.
318
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,460
Well, that's not what
I had in mind, but okay.
319
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,140
Wait, eric, you're back.
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00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,020
Um, where's steven ?
321
00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:04,340
Uh...
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00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:11,020
okay, he's passed out in
the back of a beer warehouse.
323
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:13,980
You mean he's not coming.
324
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,980
He's gonna say
no. Oh, my god.
325
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,580
Oh, jackie, I'm sorry.
326
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:20,620
What ?
327
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,380
I'm too drunk anyway.
328
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,060
All right, you two.
Where's charlie ?
329
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,100
Look, dad, not
so loud, okay ? We
330
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We had a really rough night.
331
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:44,860
Oh.
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00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:46,820
I'm sorry.
333
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:49,380
Where's charlie ?!
334
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:54,140
Who is charlie ?
335
00:18:55,900 --> 00:19:00,540
Last time I saw him, he was on a stack of
kegs claiming mount schlitz for the U. S.
336
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:03,260
Oh, crap.
337
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,420
And he was a good kid.
338
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,700
Now who am I gonna
spend time with ?
339
00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:10,260
I don't know.
340
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,180
Me ?
341
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,540
Don't be a smart-ass.
342
00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:18,340
Well, it's almost noon.
343
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:20,580
Guess I gotta go
talk to jackie.
344
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,900
What are you
gonna tell her ?
345
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:25,860
I don't know, man. I'm thinkin' about
lettin' the el camino make the final decision.
346
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,700
If it pulls to
the left, marriage,
347
00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:31,620
pulls to the
right, nudie bar.
348
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:35,420
So you haven't decided ?
349
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,340
No, I've decided.
350
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,020
Steven...
351
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:44,580
jackie stopped by and asked
me to give you this note.
352
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:48,140
oh.
353
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:51,780
It says she took the job in
chicago and she left this morning.
354
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:53,780
Oh, you poor baby.
355
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:55,820
You know what ?
356
00:19:56,180 --> 00:20:00,740
I am gonna turn my back and let you
go into the kitchen and have a beer.
357
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:05,860
that better be charlie.
358
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,060
Mr. Forman, is
this your daughter ?
359
00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:18,260
I don't know who
did this to him, but
360
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,700
they sure are clever.
361
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,420
They put you in
a dress, huh ?
362
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,940
Welcome to Point Place.
363
00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:32,420
listen, charlie,
about last night,
364
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,380
I know you're thinking you're
getting picked on a lot.
365
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:36,140
Hey, I know you guys
were just havin' some fun.
366
00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:37,460
Let me finish.
367
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:41,500
Around here, I'm the
whipping boy. Not you, me.
368
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:42,140
Okay.
369
00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:43,980
Let me finish.
370
00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:48,260
I do the drinking and I put on
the dresses. You got it, hotshot ?
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00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:49,700
Got it.
372
00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:51,060
Would you let me finish ?!
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00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:53,860
I'm finished.
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