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Mmm, blonde.
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More fun.
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Everything is more fun.
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Donna, if you only knew what I'd like
to do with you and your new hair,
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you would beat the crap out of me.
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- You know, I just might beat the crap out of you anyway.
- Yes.
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So now that donna's not big red anymore, I guess we have
to go back to what we called her when she was 12...
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jugs-a-poppin'.
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- Man, I hated jugs-a-poppin'.
- Well, you shouldn't have had poppin' jugs.
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Speaking of objectifying women, jackie, there's a "take back
the night" rally tonight at the park. Do you want to go?
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Oh, and be with your deep-voiced
gal pals? Hmm, no, thank you.
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This is important. Women should be able to walk through
the park at night without being harassed by weirdo men.
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Hey, that was one time.
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- I'll go.
- Really?
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You'd be, like, the only guy there.
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Although there is some question about shirley.
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No, it'll be great. Why don't you come by when
hyde's dad is here? We'll go over there after that.
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Yeah, it's my steven's big night. He finally
decided he wants to meet his real daddy.
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Kept hearing this voice telling me,
"meet your father. Meet your father."
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So finally, I said, "okay."
Jackie shut the hell up.
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I did. It's a true story.
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Get off the phone!
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Okay, any minute now
brooke is going into labor,
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all right? And I gave her the number of all
the places I was gonna be. I cannot miss this call.
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Lookin' good there, big red.
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We're going with jugs-a-poppin' again.
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Oh, that's a good one,
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and it's as true now as it
was the first day of fifth grade.
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That was a poppin' summer.
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Steven, I am so happy we finally
found your real father. Here,
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I framed the blood test results for you.
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Now I spoke to him this morning, and I told him how
your parents abandoned you, and we took you in,
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and it's hard for you to say it out loud,
but that you love me because I saved your life.
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- Kitty, I'm not sure...
- He would be dead on the streets.
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okay, he's here. Now, steven, fix your hair. Eric,
don't mumble. Red, don't yell at eric if he mumbles.
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Hi, is this the formans?
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You know, I'm sorry. I told your friend last week
we don't want a subscription to "ebony" magazine.
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No, no, no, no. We spoke over the phone.
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I'm william barnett. I'm steven's father.
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Oh!
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I mean, come in. Come in.
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Everybody, I want you to meet
steven's father. Steven, look.
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I'm looking.
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It's good to meet you, son.
I've really been looking forward to this.
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Wanted to get you a card, but they
don't have one for our unique situation.
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So here. Happy first communion.
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Wow.
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You came from him?
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Yeah, I'm not sure I see the resemblance.
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What are you talking about? My 'fro,
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my coolness, my suspicion of the man...
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this explains so much.
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Well, mr. Barnett, please sit anywhere
you'd like on this big day.
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After all, how often does a kid
get to meet his very own father?
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So far I'm up to twice.
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Hey, would you like a drink?
Perhaps a cool drink for our....
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cool visitor.
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No, thanks, but I think
all of you could use a scotch.
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That's crazy. We're totally relaxed.
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Hey, you know what show I love?
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"The jeffersons."
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Dyn-o-mite! Right?
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"Dyn-o-mite" is from "good times."
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Oh,
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well, I watch them all.
I mean, I don't discriminate.
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So father and son.
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Yep.
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Well, I..
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I guess steven must have gotten
his mother's... eyes. Eyes.
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Steven got his mother's pretty eyes.
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Right.
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Or as I like to say,
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right on.
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Okay, well, nobody's talking about
the elephant in the room, so I'll do it.
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You're black.
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Mom!
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Okay, please, mr. Barnett, we're very open-minded.
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Oh, no, he's right. I, myself,
love that singer Art Garfunkel.
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Art Garfunkel is white.
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Really?
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Well, his name's got the "funk" in it, so I...
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oh, wait, wait, wait.
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Red, who's that black person I like?
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- Martin luther king?
- Yes!
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You know, I'm beginning to feel like you
haven't had a lot of black people in this house.
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Well, I mean, certainly not
because we didn't want to.
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Right, right. No, it's just there
haven't been any available.
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You know, it's Wisconsin.
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Well, I knowall about Wisconsin.
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The only place around here where you'll
see whiteand black together is on a cow.
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yeah, sure, sure, yeah.
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So, william,
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- what kind of work do you do?
- I own a chain of record stores.
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Record stores... that's cool, huh?
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I was afraid you were
gonna be a cop or something.
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I don't like cops.
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I don't like cops, either.
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Hey, who do you think shot J.F.K.?
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I don't know because
they don't want me to know.
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Check it out, man.
I'm a chip off the old block.
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Man, I wish mom had told me about you.
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- Hey, when was the last time you saw her?
- Oh, years ago.
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We were dating, and she just disappeared.
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I guess she married the man you thought was
your father and told him that you were his baby.
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Yeah,
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mom must have been pretty relieved
when I came out white,huh?
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Hello. Brooke, it's me
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Did you have the baby yet?
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No, are you sure?
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Okay, well, I'm in the kitchen now, so...
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no, it's the same number, but
I'm in the kitchen, so when you call...
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no, you just gotta think,
"kitchen, kitchen, kitchen."
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Okay.
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This is so exciting. You're going to be
a father. and I'm going to be all alone.
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My clock is ticking.
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I just don't want to screw
this thing up, you know?
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When that kid opens his eyes, I want his daddy
who loves him to be the first thing he sees.
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Plus, I don't want him to get switched at birth
with one of those babies that doesn't speak english.
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Why are you here?!
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This isn't your home!
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It still wouldn't kill you
to put up some pictures of me.
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I got it!
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Hello.
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Charlie Schmidt!
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I haven't talked to you since the war.
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You know,I wasn't even sure
they pulled you out of the water.
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- If I had known
- never call here again!
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- Kelso!
- Well, I gotta keep the line open.
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I'm gonna kill you and
mount your head on the tv.
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And if it helps me get better reception,
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it'll do more for me than
you have in your whole life.
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Ooh, fez, michael, meet
william barnett, steven's father.
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Good to meet you both.
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Would you look at that.
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Yeah, I'm half black, man.
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It kinda puts all the pieces
of the puzzle together, don't it?
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Hey, I'm having a kid soon.
I wonder if mine's gonna be half black.
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Is the mother black?
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No.
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I have to say, mr. Barnett,
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it's nice to see another
person of color in this town.
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White people, you know what I'm talking about?
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Can't say that I do.
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Oh, I hear you, brother man.
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Eric,are you ready to go? I want to get to the
feminist rally in time for the Hugh Hefner pi�ata.
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Mr. Barnett, this is Donna. Donna, this is...
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I'm Steven's father.
I'm black, and it's okay.
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Wow.
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Whoa, donna, please, do not flip out on
the man just because of the color of his skin.
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I would never do that.
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I would never do that.
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Okay, donna, let's just go,
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and maybe in the car we can have a little talk
about how hurtful our preconceived notions can be.
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Power.
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Steven, this is so exciting.
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- I know. I met my dad.
- And he's rich.
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Now instead of waiting for you to get off your butt
and make some money, we can just inherit it.
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Wait a minute. You mean inherit it from me?
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No, no, no, no. All she means
is that you are doing quite well.
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When I talked to your secretary, and she
put me on hold, there was music on the line.
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I thought to myself, "well, this is a man
who can afford a thing or two."
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I see. So you knew I had money
before you invited me here.
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Is that supposed to mean something?
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I don't know.
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Why don't you tell me, Steven?
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What are you talking about?
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Well, I mean, we don't have to play games.
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I can give you money
if that's what you're after.
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That's who you think I am?
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- I'll see you guys later... No, you know what?
- Steven.
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I didn't need anything from him growing up,
and I don't need anything from him now.
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You know, that was very rude of you.
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And I can't believe I'm saying this
to someone wearing cashmere, but,
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well, I don't think we can be friends.
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how could you say that to steven?
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He doesn't want your money.
I want your money.
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How could you think that
anybody here needs your money?
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Look at this place.
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Glass grapes,
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pizza rolls,
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an organ..
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it's like carnegie hall.
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I stand by what I said.
What else was I supposed to think?
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You're supposed to look at me
and know that I raised fine young men,
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even though one of them is at a feminist rally.
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Mr. Barnett, you are wrong
about steven. He's perfect.
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I think you should go.
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I agree.
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I was gonna pack you some leftovers, but
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that ship has sailed, mister.
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I hope this doesn't discourage you from
inviting a second black person into your home.
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- What do we want?
- A safe park!
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- And when do we want it?
- Now!
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- I can't hear you, ladies. When do we want it?
- Now!
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Whoo! Yeah!
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Take back the night!
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This feels really good, Donna.
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Women should be able to walk
through this park without being afraid.
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In fact, some day I hope that
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I can walk through this park
without being afraid.
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It helps to whistle.
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Well, I'm really glad you came with me.
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And I love seeing how passionate
you got singing "I am woman."
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I'm having a lot of fun, donna.
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And I'm sorry, but you look so hot,
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your new blonde hair shining in the light
of the burning effigy of that molester.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Why don't we go "take back"
the area behind that bench?
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- When do you want it?
- Now.
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brooke, did you have the baby yet?
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fez?
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No, this is your baby,
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and I'm really ugly.
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Okay, I know this is a prank 'cause
there's no way my baby would be ugly.
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hello.
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yes, is your refrigerator running?
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Because if it is, you'd better go catch it.
Ah-burn!
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Stop calling me!
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what?!
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Are you mad?
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No, fez.
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You sound mad.
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I'm fine.
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You say the words, but
I can tell you don't mean it.
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Look, just don't call meanymore.
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why do you keep hanging up
on me if you're not mad?
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I'm waiting to hear from
the mother of my child.
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So you are mad.
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Curl up with the phone
so we can talk this over.
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- Fez, I'm hanging up.
- Fine.Just hang up then.
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Fine.
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Are you still there?
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Yeah, I'm still here.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Thanks for not hanging up.
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I'm just so mad at that William Barnett.
I mean, thinking you wanted something from him.
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Everyone knows I'm all you've ever desired.
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Look, if I was in his place, I probably would
have thought the same thing, you know?
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It's not a big deal.
I just wanted to meet the guy and
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find out if he looked like
I imagined my father would look like.
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By the way, no.
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Well, who needs a father anyway?
244
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:39,720
You know what? I've been doing just fine since my dad disappeared
into the jungle to bring freedom to the grateful natives.
245
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:44,000
Jackie, your father's in prison for
embezzling $60,000 from the city.
246
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,640
I'm pretty. Don't contradict me.
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hey, hey, ho, ho!
This park is our sand "no" means no.
248
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:59,480
hey, hey, ho, ho!
This park is our sand "no" means no.
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you know what's great?
250
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There's, like, half a dozen women
on the other side of that hedge
251
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who would kill to be where I am right now.
252
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,440
- Ow, ow,you're on my hair.
- Your beautiful blonde hair?
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Ow! Get off! Get off!
254
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,600
Hey, there's a woman in trouble!
Let's get him, sisters!
255
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no, no!
256
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,880
That's right, you pervert. "No" means no.
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No, ladies, please, I'm one of you.
258
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,600
Let's put these work boots to use!
259
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Yeah!
260
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,160
Run, eric! Run like Bruce Jenner.
261
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,800
Oh, crap, he doesn't know sports.
262
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,360
open up, it's dr. Baby doctor.
263
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,040
I have your baby,
and he wants to talk to you.
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It's just me.
265
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I'm not a doctor,
266
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,120
and I don't have your baby.
267
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,600
Ah-burn!
268
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,880
That was a good one.
269
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:06,920
Listen, this baby stuff's, like, really important
to me, okay? So I'm trying to take it seriously.
270
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,800
Hey, say no more.
My sensitive friend, I am sorry.
271
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,160
No more phone pranks from now on.
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00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,840
learn to trust your friends.
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00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,800
Mr. Sexy's pizza.
274
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Our special today is sexaroni.
275
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Fez, God!
276
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,440
Hello.
277
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,000
Brooke!
278
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,560
What?
279
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,520
Your water broke?
280
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,600
What does that mean?
281
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,920
Oh, god, that's disgusting!
282
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,200
No, why would you tell me that?
283
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:59,000
Oh, jeez! Okay.
Okay, I'm on my way.
284
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,840
This is it! I'm having a baby!
Go get 'em, buddy!
285
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,160
Mr. Sexy's pizza.
286
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,560
Our special today is sexaroni.
287
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:22,440
Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy.
288
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,640
You... you mean you want some?
289
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,480
we're closed.
290
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:52,880
hey.
291
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:53,800
Hey,
292
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:57,320
I was wondering if maybe
we could try this again.
293
00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,160
Yeah, I mean, it worked
so well the first time.
294
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,680
I'm sorry about that. Thing is,
295
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,640
if I grew up with nothing,
and found out I had a dad with money,
296
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,720
I would have thought maybe
he owed me something.
297
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,000
Well, that's not me.
298
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,400
I know,
299
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,960
but when we first met,
I thought I saw myself in you.
300
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,520
Yeah, I can see that.
301
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,600
You and me..
302
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,880
it's like looking in a mirror.
303
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,600
So you want to go get
a beer or something?
304
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,080
I can get you in some places
you've probably never been to.
305
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,800
Oh, like that cool jazz bar off the highway?
306
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,600
No, no, I'm talking about
country clubs, fancy restaurants.
307
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,400
I'm rich as hell, man.
308
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,640
Everything okay here, steven?
309
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:43,920
Yeah, everything's fine.
310
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,560
I am so glad you're back.
311
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:50,880
I felt horrible letting you go off
without any leftovers.
312
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,280
It was nice meeting you,red,
313
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,640
and you're right. You have
raised some fine young men.
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"Pig"
"No means No"
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00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,520
Yeah,
316
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,560
I'm real proud of 'em.
317
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,440
They stole all my clothes.
318
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,840
- Who?
- The angry mob of feminists.
319
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,880
Oh, man, look at you. They even
shaved off all your body hair.
320
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,320
Yes.
321
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,640
Yes, they did.
322
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:32,380
So kelso has a child. I cannot wait to see
the smile on that sweet little face,
323
00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:34,740
And i bet the baby's cute, too.
324
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:37,940
It is so cool that Steven's father's rich.
325
00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:42,060
It almost makes up for my father
Being locked away in pris... I mean,
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Native land.
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00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:48,260
Eric, i'm so sorry about
What happened at the rally.
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00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,900
It was like watching an antelope
Get taken down On "wild kingdom."
329
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,460
This is permanent marker, donna.
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00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:57,020
I don't think this is coming off!
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