All language subtitles for Boston.Legal.S02E26.WEB-DL.x264-FGT

PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"...

I DON'T FEAR DEATH,

BUT I AM AFRAID OF BEING
HOOKED UP TO A MACHINE.

IF IT CAME TO THAT, MY FRIEND,
I WOULD PULL YOUR PLUG.

PULL A PLUG?
I WANT YOU TO SHOOT ME.

"PROFESSOR CLIFFORD CABOT'S
CABINET OF SEXUAL CURIOSITIES."

I INTEND FOR IT TO BE
MY LEGACY TO THE WORLD.

I NEED A FAVOR.
I WANT YOU TO FIND OUT

IF MY DAUGHTER
IS USING DRUGS AGAIN.

I'M RACHEL.
I'M BRAD.
NICE TO MEET YOU.

(Paul) HAVE YOU MADE CONTACT
WITH RACHEL?

SHE'S BEEN CLEAN
FOR FIVE YEARS.

DENISE BAUER, ATTORNEY,
DANIEL POST.

GUY DYING OF CANCER.

YOU'RE GOING OFF
LIKE A DOG, AREN'T YOU?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHEN A DOG KNOWS
IT'S GONNA DIE,

IT GOES OFF INTO THE WOODS
BY ITSELF.

IMAGINE KILLING SOMEBODY
YOU DEEPLY LOVE.

YOU SAID YOU'D DO IT FOR ME.
YOU PROMISED.
I DON'T KNOW THAT I COULD.

WE HAD SEX.
YES.

INCREDIBLE SEX.
YES.

AND THAT'S IT?
YES.

IF YOU'RE OKAY WITH GOING BACK
TO THE WAY THINGS WERE, SO AM I.

JUST FRIENDS.
JUST FRIENDS.

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS.
(Shirley) ALAN, MARLENE STANGER.
MARLENE, ALAN SHORE.

I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING
WITH YOU, MS. STANGER.

MARLENE IS
A FIRST-RATE LAWYER.

SHE STOLE MY CASE.
I THOUGHT WE COULD DO BETTER.

YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET VERY FAR
AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT

PULLING THE KIND OF CRAP
YOU DID WITH THIS CASE.

CANCEL THE REST
OF YOUR WEEKEND.

I'M TAKING YOU TO NIMMO BAY.
I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO MY SPA.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?
I DON'T KNOW!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU DON'T KNOW?
ANYTHING DENNY CRANE CAN DO,

I CAN DO BACKWARDS
AND WEARING HIGH HEELS.

WHO ARE WE?
DENNY CRANE.

ALAN SHORE.

LEADERS OF MEN.

WITH BULL'S-EYES
ON OUR ASSES.

***

(women screaming)

WHAT THE HELL?
PAUL, STOP THEM.

SECURITY'S BEEN CALLED.

OH, DEAR.
THIS COULD BE MY FAULT.

I SEEM TO HAVE MATED
THEM BOTH.

YES, I DID, ALL RIGHT.

JANE, SHEILA. WHOA.

ALAN, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY...

WRONG, YES.
OFFICE POLICY MANUALS AND SUCH.

I KNOW, SHIRLEY.

BUT YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO CUT ME
SOME SLACK THIS TIME OF YEAR.

"THIS TIME OF YEAR"?
IT'S SPRING.
I'M IN HEAT.

I HEAR YOU'RE IN HEAT.

IT SEEMS SO.

ME, TOO.
WE MUST BE ON THE SAME CYCLE.

WHAT DO YOU DO
WHEN YOU'RE IN HEAT?

GENERALLY I HAVE
A GOOD DEAL OF SEX.

ME, TOO! WHERE?
OUT AND ABOUT.

YOU MEAN RIGHT HERE IN BOSTON?
IT'S
THE MOST CONVENIENT LOCALE.

DON'T DO THAT, MAN.

THE WOMEN IN BOSTON ARE PALE
THIS TIME OF YEAR,

AND THEY HAVEN'T LOST
THEIR WINTER FAT.
LIKE SPRING SNOW,

BOSTON WOMEN HAVE
THEIR OWN PARTICULAR BENEFITS.

NONSENSE!
YOU COME WITH ME TO CALIFORNIA.

IT'S SPRING
ALL THE TIME THERE.

I HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO DO
IN THE LOS ANGELES OFFICE.

WE'LL HAVE TIME TO PROWL
ALL WE WANT,

AND WE CAN WRITE
THE WHOLE THING OFF.

DENNY, IN ALL MODESTY,
MY STATE OF HEAT

DOESN'T GENERALLY REQUIRE ME
TO PROWL.

WOMEN HAVE A TENDENCY
TO FIND ME.

WELL, LET THEM
FIND YOU IN L.A.

NOW DON'T BE DIFFICULT.
YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING.

WE'LL TAKE THE JET,
GRAB A LIMO,

DROP BY CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT
LOS ANGELES,

DO A LITTLE BUSINESS.

THEN WE'LL CHECK IN
TO CHATEAU DE MER.

THEY HAVE
THAT LUXURY DOWN BEDDING

WITH THE 500-THREAD
COTTON SHEETS.

WOMEN LOVE
THAT HIGH THREAD COUNT.

AS DO I.

YOU MEAN
I'VE CONVINCED YOU?

I DO HAVE A HANKERING
FOR SOME STRIP MALL SUSHI.

YES, THE THREAD COUNT
PUT ME OVER.

A FEW DAYS.
I'LL MAKE SOME CALLS.

***

(N.E.R.D.'s
"Don't Worry About It" playing)

* IT'S THAT DARK SKIN

* IT'S YOUR JUICY LIPS, GIRL

* SHE'S A BAD, BAD, BAD ASS

* SHE'S A BAD, BAD, BAD ASS

* I JUST WANT TO FEEL YOUR...

* YOU JUST WANT TO FEEL MY...

* WE JUST GO FEEL OUR...

* OH,
SHE'S A BAD, BAD, BAD ASS *

* WELL, YOU KNOW
YOU'RE JUST A... *

* SHE'S A BAD, BAD,
BAD ASS *

* SHE'S A BAD, BAD, BAD ASS

I WAS DOING RESEARCH!

AT A MOTEL
WITH A PROSTITUTE.

I PROMISE YOU,
I'VE DONE NOTHING LICENTIOUS.
ME NEITHER.

I WAS CULTIVATING
CASE STUDIES,

CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS
WITH LADIES OF THE EVE

FOR MY SURVEY OF VICTORIAN
SEXUAL MORES VERSUS PRESENT-DAY.

ME, TOO.

CLIFFORD!
OH, MY GOD.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.

SHE WAS NAKED DURING
THE INTERVIEW.

IT LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.
IT WAS A DEMONSTRATION SPEECH.

THE ART OF SEDUCTION
VIS-à-VIS CLOTHING REMOVAL.

JUST ASK LaFONDA.

LOOK, CLIFFORD,
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I THINK.

YOU'VE GOT YOUR STORY.
YOU'RE STICKING TO IT.

I WILL POST BAIL.

SHIRLEY...

YES?

COULD YOU SEE ABOUT GETTING
MY SHOELACES BACK?

YEAH.

***

NOW THE LEGAL CONCEPTS OF
SUFFICIENCY OF EVIDENCE

AND WEIGHT OF EVIDENCE
ARE DIFFERENT.

A PRIME EXAMPLE IS

THE COMMONWEALTH
vs. THOMPKINS.

(intercom buzzes)
YES?

(woman) Brad, Beth Guttman
on line two.

TELL HER I'M IN A MEETING.
I'LL CALL HER RIGHT BACK.

She said it was an emergency.

IT'S MY SISTER.
THIS WILL JUST TAKE A MINUTE.

YEAH, BETH. WHAT'S UP?

WHAT, WHEN?

YEAH, YEAH, OKAY.
OKAY, I'M ON MY WAY.

DON'T LET HER SAY A THING
UNTIL I GET THERE.

BRAD!
BETH.

WHAT HAPPENED?

OH, HANNAH WAS AT THIS PARTY.

KIDS WERE...
THERE WERE DRUGS.

AND THIS ONE BOY...

DIED OF AN OVERDOSE.

***

DENNY, YOU...

GOOD LORD.

DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

YES, WEAR HEELS.

DON'T DO THIS.

YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T HANDLE
LOS ANGELES.

I'LL BE FINE.

EVERY SPRING YOU TAKE
THIS LITTLE TRIP OUT WEST,

AND THEN WE SPEND
EVERY SUMMER, FALL AND WINTER

TRYING TO GET
THE CHARGES DROPPED.

IF YOU'RE REFERRING
TO THE VANNA WHITE INCIDENT,

THERE WAS CONTRIBUTORY
NEGLIGENCE ON HER PART.

YOU GROPED HER REAR END

DURING THE WHOLE BUFFET LINE
AT A COCKTAIL PARTY.

HOW EXACTLY
WAS SHE NEGLIGENT?

HER TUSHY.

LEGALLY, IT'S CALLED
AN ATTRACTIVE NUISANCE.

LOOK, IF YOU ARE
SINCERELY CONCERNED

ABOUT MY DALLIANCES
IN LOS ANGELES,

THERE'S ONE WAY
TO PREVENT THEM.

COME WITH ME.
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU.

MM, YOUR WET SUIT'S
DOING ALL THE TALKING.

BOGEY AND BACALL HAD PARIS.

YOU AND I
CAN HAVE LOS ANGELES.

WE CAN TAKE
THE FIRST FLIGHT OUT.

DENNY, EVERY YEAR I THREATEN.
EVERY YEAR I CAJOLE.

ALL I HAVE LEFT IS TO PLEAD.

IF YOU CARE ABOUT ME,
DON'T MAKE ME PLEAD.

DENNY CRANE DOES NOT
MAKE PROMISES,

BUT FOR YOU, I WILL TRY
AND BE A GOOD BOY.

THANK YOU.

HOW DID YOU GET INTO
THAT THING, ANYWAY?

A LOT OF VASELINE

AND CHUCK IN WORD PROCESSING
HELPED.

POOR CHUCK.

I HOPE HE'LL HELP ME
GET OUT OF IT.

SHE DOUBLED THE CLIENT'S MONEY.
DENISE WAS THERE, TOO.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE CASE
YOU SETTLED AT 10.
WELL...

YOU GUYS MAKE A GREAT TEAM.
EVERY TEAM NEEDS
A GREAT CLOSER.

OH, AND IT REALLY HELPS
THAT ONE OF YOU IS FUNNY,

BECAUSE FUNNY HELPS
WITH THE CLIENTS.
HER?

THANKS, GUYS.
TOO BAD YOU'RE BOTH UP
FOR PARTNER.

SPRING VOTE.
ALWAYS A LOT HARDER.

THIS PLACE IS SO SEXIST.
FOUR SPOTS.

THERE'S NO WAY THEY'RE GONNA
GIVE TWO OF THEM TO WOMEN.

YOU GUYS SHOULD TEAM UP.

WHOEVER MAKES IT THIS TIME
CAN THEN VOTE

FOR THE OTHER ONE NEXT TIME.

I'M JUST GONNA RUN IN
AND GRAB A SEAT.

THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO!

AND THEN THE OTHER ONE CAN JUST
BUY YOU DINNER OR SOMETHING.

***

WE WON'T KNOW
WHAT THE BOY DIED OF

UNTIL AFTER THE AUTOPSY.

MORE THAN LIKELY A BAD MIX
OF PRESCRIPTION MEDICATIONS.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF "PHARMING" PARTIES?

NO.

NOT FARMING WITH AN "F"
BUT A "P-H."

IT'S WHAT KIDS ARE DOING
AS OF LATE.

THEY GO TO THEIR PARENTS'
MEDICINE CABINETS,

FIND THE LEFTOVER
PRESCRIPTIONS--

PAIN MEDICINES FOR BACKACHES,
SLEEPING PILLS,

EVEN THEIR OWN MEDICATIONS
FOR A.D.D.

THEY TAKE ALL THESE
PHARMACEUTICALS, GET TOGETHER,

TRADE 'EM, MIX 'EM INTO
VARIOUS MEDICATION COCKTAILS

JUST TO SEE WHAT KIND OF FUN
CAN BE HAD.

THIS POOR KID MORE THAN
LIKELY GOT A BAD MIX.

DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
FIRST I'M HEARING.

THE KIDS WERE SMART ENOUGH
TO DUMP ALL THE PILLS

DOWN THE TOILET,

BUT WE FOUND
THE PRESCRIPTION BOTTLES,

LABELS MISSING,
IN THE TRASH OUT BACK.

HANNAH WOULD NEVER BE INVOLVED
IN ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

SHE'S ALREADY ON
AN ANTIDEPRESSANT.

SHE KNOWS BETTER
THAN TO MIX IT WITH ANYTHING.

HANNAH'S ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS?

SHE'S HAD CLINICAL DEPRESSION
FOR TWO YEARS.

SHE WON'T TELL ME ANYTHING.

THE OTHER KIDS
AREN'T TALKING,

BUT THE D.A.'s NOT GONNA
LET THIS ONE GO.

SOMEONE'S GOING TO JAIL.

I'LL TALK TO HER.

YOU CUT YOUR HAIR
SINCE CHRISTMAS.

YEAH.

WELL, WE'VE GOT A LONG ROAD
AHEAD OF US.

AND I REALIZE YOU'RE
PROBABLY STILL IN SHOCK,

BUT AS YOU CAN SEE,

WE'VE GOT A LITTLE BIT
OF A PROBLEM HERE.

BESIDES RYAN BEING DEAD?

NO, I UNDERSTAND
YOU LOST A FRIEND, HANNAH,

BUT RYAN'S PARENTS
ALSO LOST A SON.

AND THEY ARE NOT GONNA STOP,
AND NOR SHOULD THEY,

UNTIL THEY FIND OUT EXACTLY
WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.

AND RIGHT NOW
AS WE'RE TALKING,

ALL YOUR OTHER FRIENDS
ARE WITH THEIR ATTORNEYS

WHO ARE ADVISING THEM
TO SPEAK UP.

AND THE FIRST ONE TO SPEAK UP

IS GONNA MAKE A DEAL
WITH THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY.

EVERYONE ELSE IS GONNA TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CRIME,

AND SOMEONE
IS GOING TO GO TO JAIL.

HANNAH, I KNOW
YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON.

I KNOW YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND,

BUT THIS IS THE ONE TIME YOU
NEED TO THINK OF YOURSELF FIRST.

UM, THE STROM TRIAL
DOESN'T BEGIN UNTIL THE FALL,

SO WE CAN DISCUSS THAT
AT A LATER DATE.

DENISE, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

UH, THE PREITZLER DEPOSITION
STARTS MONDAY,

PLUS I'M STILL NEGOTIATING
ON FRIEDMAN vs. LANGSTON,

AND, OH, PAUL NEEDS HELP
ON MacCUISH AND WASSEN.

FULL LOAD.
VERY FULL.
LOTS OF BILLABLES,

BUT I'M HANDLING IT.
GOOD.

IN THAT CASE--
I'M AVAILABLE.

EXCELLENT, SO YOU'RE WITH ME
ON THE CLIFFORD CABOT CASE.

OKAY, PEOPLE, THAT DOES IT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

MARLENE.

YOU'RE TYPING
WITH SUCH INTENSITY,

ALMOST AS THOUGH THERE
WAS SOME IMMINENT CLIMAX.

SHE'S ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS.

I HAD NO IDEA.
I THOUGHT WE WERE CLOSE.

SUDDENLY
WE'RE "ORDINARY PEOPLE."

YOU'RE HOLIDAY CLOSE.

YOU GET TOGETHER
FOR THE BIGGIES--

YOU KNOW,
CHRISTMAS, EASTER,

SHARE SOME LAUGHS,
OLD STORIES.

AND THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY
COMFORTING ABOUT THAT,

BUT IN-BETWEEN THE JOKES,
THAT'S WHERE STUFF LIKE

"HANNAH'S GOT
CLINICAL DEPRESSION" HANG OUT.

I MEAN, HOW DO YOU SHARE
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

PLUS, IT'S HANNAH'S
PRIVATE BUSINESS.

NOT ANYMORE.

IT'S LIKE WE'VE BEEN
STRANGERS FOR YEARS.

DO THEY KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT YOU?

(Beth) BRAD?

CAN I, UM...

HEY, BETH.

THEY ARRESTED HER.

ONE OF THE KIDS TALKED.

HE SAID IT WAS
ALL HANNAH'S FAULT,

THAT SHE ORGANIZED
THE WHOLE PARTY,

THAT SHE BROUGHT
ALL THE DRUGS.

I KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE.

WHERE IS SHE NOW?
RICK'S ARRANGING BAIL.

***

THIS IS MY WORLD.
WELCOME TO IT.

THE CURRENT RESEARCH FROM
THE TOP ACADEMICS IN MY FIELD

AT THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS
UNIVERSITIES IN THE COUNTRY.

"SEX AND LOVE IN THE TIME
OF THE BOOTY CALL."

"BUZZ OFF: A HISTORY

OF ANTI-VIBRATOR LEGISLATION
IN THE UNITED STATES."

ALL LEGITIMATE PAPERS,
PRESENTED

AT THE YALE SEX WEEK SYMPOSIUM
LAST MONTH.

YOU KNOW,
YOU HAVE A WAY ABOUT YOU.

ANYWHO, THE PAPER
THAT I'M WORKING ON

ENTITLED "LOW AS A HO:
PRIVILEGING SEXUAL PURVEYORS

"AND THE FALLACY
OF PHALLOCENTRICISM"

COULD ONLY BE MADE POSSIBLE
THROUGH FIELD RESEARCH,

WHICH IS WHAT I WAS DOING
WHEN ACCOSTED BY THE FUZZ.

CLIFFORD, I THINK
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND

HOW THE POLICE MIGHT HAVE
MISTAKEN YOUR INTENTIONS

AND LET THEIR IMAGINATIONS
GET AWAY FROM THEM.

AND THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM.

FINALLY, OUR UNIVERSITIES
ARE MAKING GREAT STRIDES

IN UNDERSTANDING
THE HUMAN SEXUAL CONDITION.

GRAPHIC SEXUALITY HAS BECOME
UBIQUITOUS IN MODERN SOCIETY.

IT'S IRRESPONSIBLE NOT
TO TEACH YOUNG PEOPLE ABOUT IT.

THESE ARE FOR REAL.

YOU'RE KIDDING.
AS WHACKED OUT AS SOME OF
THESE THINGS SOUND--

NO OFFENSE, CLIFFORD--

THEY'RE ALL LEGITIMATE
SCHOLARLY RESEARCH ARTICLES.
EXACTLY.

RESEARCH WHICH REQUIRED
EXTENSIVE INTERVIEWS.

MY COUSIN WENT TO
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WITH THE D.A.

I THINK WE'VE GOT ENOUGH HERE
TO GO TO HIM

AND GET THESE CHARGES DROPPED.

I LIKE HER.

***

THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED!
THEY'RE LYING!

THEN YOU HAVE TO TELL
THE TRUTH.

NOW THESE KIDS ARE DOING EXACTLY
WHAT IS EXPECTED OF THEM.

THEY'RE ACTING
IN THEIR OWN SELF-INTEREST.

HANNAH, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND,
YOU COULD GO TO JAIL FOR THIS.

THEY ARE CHARGING YOU
WITH SECOND DEGREE MURDER.

(Hannah) NO.

NO.

(chuckles)
(Marlene) CASEY...

CASEY,
WHEN YOU FINISH PERUSING,

PLEASE NOTE THAT WHAT
OUR CLIENT HAD ON HIS MIND

WAS PURELY Q&A
FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES ONLY.

THERE WAS NO INTENT
TO SOLICIT.

OH, NO INTENT, HUH?
(chuckles)

(chuckles)

YOU GUYS WANT TO LET US IN
ON THE JOKE?

WE FOUND THAT PROFESSOR CABOT,
IN DOING HIS RESEARCH,

WAS EXTREMELY THOROUGH.

CHECK IT OUT.

(Clifford) SHOW ME!

SHOW ME THE PLIGHT OF
THE EXPLOITED SEX WORKER!

OH, AND SHOW ME YOUR ASS!

OH, DEAR LORD.

CHECK IT OUT. SHE'S ABOUT
TO GRADUATE MAGNA CUM LAUDE.

TELL ME YOUR QUIM
IS QUIVERING!

(woman) WHAT'S A QUIM?

CAN YOU BELIEVE SHE DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT A QUIM WAS?
CLIFFORD!

I KNOW, IT'S AWFUL, PURE MISERY.
WHAT DO WE DO?

PLEAD THIS OUT,
TAKE YOUR LUMPS.

I CAN'T DO THAT.
MY REPUTATION IS AT STAKE.

IF I PLEAD GUILTY, THERE GOES
MY ENTIRE ACADEMIC CAREER.

YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT
OF THAT

BEFORE YOU HIRED ELIZA DOOLITTLE
TO POLISH YOUR KNOB.

OKAY, SHIRLEY, YES, I'M GUILTY.
PUT ME IN SHACKLES.

LET'S NOT GO THERE.

BUT I REALLY DID GO
TO THAT MOTEL FOR RESEARCH,

ONLY THIS TIME LaFONDA
LOOKED SO INVITING.

HER SMILE TOLD ME

EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE
ALL RIGHT,

AND I GOT CARRIED AWAY.

SHIRLEY, I'M MORTIFIED
TO ADMIT THIS,

BUT I HADN'T BEEN INTIMATE
WITH A WOMAN FOR YEARS.

MY WIFE LEFT ME
EMOTIONALLY AND SEXUALLY

LONG BEFORE
WE EVER PARTED WAYS LEGALLY.

AND LONELINESS, WELL,

IT ISN'T SOMETHING YOU CAN
JUST THINK YOUR WAY OUT OF.

CLIFFORD, HOW MANY OF
THESE INTERVIEWS HAVE YOU DONE?

WITH THIS LATEST STUDY, 11.

BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE

HAS EVER HAPPENED.

OOH. MAYBE IT'S THE THIRD.

WE'RE SUNK.

***

THIS WILL STOP.

WHAT WILL STOP?

YOU AND YOUR LITTLE GAMES.
THEY'RE A DISTRACTION,

AND THEY WILL STOP.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST
INSTEAD?

WE'RE GOING TO MAKE LOVE.

YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE ME
EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT.

WE'RE GOING TO GET THIS
OUT OF OUR SYSTEM.

IT WILL BE KEPT BETWEEN
THE TWO OF US,

AND THEN WE WILL MOVE ON.

SOUNDS VERY ORGANIZED.

CUT THE NONSENSE.
ARE YOU IN OR NOT?

I AM VERY MUCH IN.

HOWEVER,
I HAVE SOME THOUGHTS.

FIRST,
I AM A BIT OLD-FASHIONED.

WHEN IT COMES TO CERTAIN WOMEN,
I PREFER TO DO THE STALKING.

YOU'VE GOT 24 HOURS.
I CERTAINLY WON'T BE TIMED.

I THINK YOU'RE VILE.
THAT'S A VERY GOOD SIGN.

FOR SOME, IT TAKES QUITE A WHILE
TO REACH THAT POINT.

BUT YOU SEEM VERY IN TOUCH

WITH THE WORST THAT THE WORLD
HAS TO OFFER.

YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN
A VERY BAD GIRL.

NOW YOU'RE WORKING UP
TO AWFUL,

AND YOU THINK I'M JUST
THE LUCKY LAD TO GET YOU THERE.

YOU MIGHT JUST BE RIGHT,

AS LONG AS IT'S MESSY

AND HURTS JUST A BIT.

(lowers voice) JUST AS SOON
AS I RETURN FROM LOS ANGELES.

***

(woman) * BABY, BABY

* HERE COMES A NEW THING

* BABY, BABY

* THIS IS COOL,
THIS IS COOL *

* THIS IS...

* WHAT? WHAT? AIYEE

THIS HAS
A FAMILIAR FEEL TO IT.

OH, I FORGOT.
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO THIS BRANCH.

HOW ARE YOU?
DENNY CRANE.

I'M A BIG BELIEVER
IN CONSISTENCY.

WHETHER YOU KILL SOMEONE IN
BOSTON, NEW YORK, CHICAGO--

DENNY CRANE--

L.A., LONDON, TOKYO,

YOU'LL FEEL RIGHT
AT HOME HERE.

OH, MY GOD.

SO I'LL MESSENGER THOSE
CONTRACTS TO YOU THIS AFTERNOON.

PERFECT. THANK YOU.

MS. REESE.

DENNY CRANE.
HELLO.

I'M SORRY,
THE DENNY CRANE.

CRANE, POOLE & SPERM--
SCHMIDT.

MAY I SAY THAT I HAVE SEEN
EVERY SINGLE ONE

OF THE EPISODES
OF "NIGHT BAY"?

THANK YOU.
AND I WONDER,

HOW CAN THEY KEEP
THIS THING GOING?

(chortles)
BUT, YOU KNOW,

NIGHT SWIMMERS
NEED PROTECTION, TOO,

AND DRUG SMUGGLERS, WHO THRIVE
UNDER THE CLOAK OF DARKNESS.

(chortles)
AND THIS IS MY COLLEAGUE
ALAN SHORE.

A PLEASURE, MISS...

OH,
HE DOESN'T WATCH TELEVISION.

I DOUBT HE'S EVEN SEEN

THE SEX TAPE
YOUR BOYFRIEND FILMED OF YOU.

I HAVE TO GO NOW.

BYE-BYE.

I LOVE L.A.

DENNY CRANE, YOU SON OF A GUN.
HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.

BARRY GOAL.
ALAN SHORE.
HOW DO YOU DO?

SENIOR PARTNER
CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT L.A.

BARRY GOAL.

YOU SAID THAT.
DENNY CRANE WEST, ALMOST.

GOT IT.
BARRY GOAL.

(laughs)

***

DOCKET NUMBER 52893.

COMMONWEALTH
vs. HANNAH GUTTMAN

ON A CHARGE OF
SECOND DEGREE MURDER.
GREAT.

HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
NOT GUILTY, YOUR HONOR.

BAIL?
THE DEFENSE REQUESTS R.O.R.

HANNAH'S PARENTS CAN TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY FOR HER.

THE DEFENDANT IS CHARGED WITH
SECOND DEGREE MURDER. BAIL--

THAT'S WAY OUT OF WHACK,
YOUR HONOR.

THIS CASE IS INVOLUNTARY
MANSLAUGHTER AT ITS BEST.

YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME
HOW TO FILE?
SHE'S OVERCHARGING,
YOUR HONOR,

HOPING WE'LL PLEAD
FOR MANSLAUGHTER.

AN INNOCENT BOY IS DEAD,
YOUR HONOR.

FORGIVE ME FOR TAKING IT
SERIOUSLY.
ALL RIGHT.

THE DEFENDANT HAS
NO PRIOR RECORD.

I'M GOING TO RELEASE HER INTO
THE CUSTODY OF HER PARENTS.

CONFERENCE WITH THE CLERK
FOR SCHEDULING.

(woman) HANNAH...

YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO LOOK AT US?

(whispers) LET'S GO.
YOU KILLED OUR SON.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
EVEN LOOK AT US?

(Denny) AND DID YOU TAKE CARE
OF WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT?

JUST AS YOU REQUESTED.

ALL THE AMENDMENTS
TO YOUR LIVING WILL

HAVE BEEN INCORPORATED
PER YOUR SPECIFICATIONS.

WE JUST NEED
THE PROPER SIGNATURES.
EXCELLENT.

AND JUST SO YOU KNOW,
WE DID A SEARCH,

AND THERE'S NO PLACE THAT WILL
LEGALLY SANCTION EUTHANASIA

BY BULLET TO THE BRAIN.

OH. CHEST?

SORRY, THE MOST
YOU CAN HOPE FOR

IS A SLOW MORPHINE DRIP

OR COUNTING ON ALAN HERE
TO PULL YOUR PLUG.

EXCUSE ME?

DENNY HAS AMENDED
HIS LIVING WILL

TO GRANT YOU
POWER OF ATTORNEY

SO YOU CAN ENFORCE
THE D.N.R. CLAUSE.

JUST IN CASE, UH,
YOU KNOW...

SINCE CAP WEINBERGER DIED,

I NEED SOMEONE ELSE
TO PULL MY PLUG.

YOU'RE UP, ALAN.
I'VE GOT A SLOT OPEN.

HANCOCK?

I'M SORRY, BARRY.

WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE CARE
OF THIS ANOTHER TIME.

WE ARE SO SCREWED
ON THE CLIFFORD CABOT CASE.

REALLY?
OH, I'M SORRY.

AND YOU WERE SO EAGER
TO GET ON THAT ONE, TOO.

I KNOW. I THOUGHT WE HAD
A REAL STRONG ARGUMENT

THAT HIS ENCOUNTER
WITH THE CRAZY HOOKER

WAS JUST PART OF
HIS CRAZY ACADEMIC RESEARCH,

BUT IT TURNS OUT
HE VIDEOTAPED THE WHOLE THING.

HE VIDEOTAPED IT?
YEAH.

AND IT'S NOT ONE OF THOSE
BLURRY NIGHT-VISION VIDEOS.

THIS ONE IS CRYSTAL CLEAR.

BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
HE FILMED IT.

HE MADE A FILM.

A FILM WHICH IS PROTECTED
UNDER THE FIRST AMENDMENT.

UH, DENISE.

(Rossini's
"William Tell Overture" playing)

PAUL, UH, I-I CAN'T,
NOT NOW.

SHIRLEY!

I HAD A THOUGHT.
RIDE WITH ME.

GET OUT!

NO!

NO, NO!

(breathing heavily)
AND IF HE FILMED IT

FOR DISTRIBUTION
TO ENTERTAIN AN AUDIENCE,

THAT'S PORNOGRAPHY,

WHICH IS PROTECTED
UNDER THE FIRST AMENDMENT.

(distant pounding)
GOOD THINKING.

WHAT IS THAT POUNDING?

THIS BUILDING HAS
A LOT OF QUIRKS.

HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?

I HATE HER!

***

GREAT.

I NEED YOUR HELP.

(Brad) HANNAH,
THIS IS RACHEL LEWISTON.

HI, HANNAH.
HI.

I'M JUST GONNA BE
OUT THERE.

WELL, NOTHING AWKWARD
ABOUT THIS, IS THERE?

I'M SORRY, BUT WHY AM I
EVEN TALKING TO YOU?

HONESTLY, 'CAUSE YOUR UNCLE
IS A LITTLE LAME.

YEAH, HE THOUGHT
I COULD HELP YOU,

BUT THE ONLY THING
I CAN THINK TO DO

IS TO TELL YOU
ABOUT JENNY DINER.
WHO?

SHE WAS A GIRL
I MET IN REHAB.

I WAS THERE RECENTLY.

JENNY'S ABOUT YOUR AGE,

ANGRY AS HELL.

WE GOT ALONG GREAT.

I MEAN, THERE WERE
OTHER ADDICTS THERE

WHO I HAD MORE
IN COMMON WITH,

BUT JENNY AND I, UM,

WELL, WE REALLY UNDERSTOOD
EACH OTHER.

I, UM...

I MENTIONED IT TO ONE
OF THE COUNSELORS ONE DAY.

HE SAID HE WASN'T SURPRISED.

THEY'VE DONE STUDIES THAT SHOW
THAT DRUG AND ALCOHOL ABUSE

STUNTS YOUR EMOTIONAL GROWTH.

WHATEVER AGE YOU START ABUSING,

THAT'S THE AGE
YOU ARE EMOTIONALLY,

SO EVEN THOUGH I'M PUSHING
THE BIG 4-0,

AND I'M RAISING A 3-YEAR-OLD,
IN MANY WAYS, I'M STILL 16,

WHICH IS WHY
MY FATHER'S STARE

CAN STILL MAKE ME FEEL
2 FEET TALL

AND WHY MY BEST FRIEND
AND CONFIDANT IN REHAB

WAS A 16 YEAR OLD
HOOKED ON HEROIN.

I DON'T DO DRUGS.

HANNAH...

I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU

THE ONE THING I LEARNED
THE REALLY, REALLY HARD WAY,

AND THAT IS YOU HAVE
TO OWN YOUR CRAP.

WHAT YOU DO, WHAT YOU SAY,

WHO YOU HURT--

YOU HAVE TO OWN ALL OF IT.

AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
STUCK HERE AT AGE 16

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TELL PEOPLE WHAT HAPPENED.

YOUR HONOR, THE DEFENSE'S MOTION
TO DISMISS IS ABSURD.

WE HAVE A VIDEOTAPE
WHICH CLEARLY SHOWS

THAT THE DEFENDANT WAS CAUGHT
FULLY... IN THE COMMISSION

OF THE ILLEGAL ACT.

IT USED TO BE CALLED
IN FLAGRANTE DELICTO,

BUT PEOPLE DON'T SPEAK
AS COLORFULLY ANYMORE.

IT'S A DAMN SHAME, TOO.

MS. STANGER.

PROFESSOR CABOT WAS INDEED
IN THAT MOTEL ROOM.

HE DID PURCHASE THE SERVICES
OF LaFONDA RAYMOND,

AND HE DID SET UP HIS CAMERA
AND MAKE A VIDEOTAPE,

AND THAT IS WHY THE CHARGES
SHOULD BE DISMISSED.

I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU,
MS. STANGER.

YOUR HONOR, PROFESSOR CABOT
WAS NOT ENGAGED

IN AN ACT OF PROSTITUTION.

HE WAS, IN FACT, MAKING
A PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIE,

AND AS A RESULT,
EVERYTHING HE DID

IS PROTECTED UNDER
THE FIRST AMENDMENT.
OH, COME ON.

YOUR HONOR,
PROFESSOR CABOT IS

A DISTINGUISHED PROFESSOR
AND BUDDING DIRECTOR,

BUT UNLIKE MANY OTHER FIRST-TIME
INDEPENDENT FILMMAKERS...
PLEASE!

PROFESSOR CABOT COMES
TO HIS SUBJECT

AFTER YEARS OF STUDY
AND RESEARCH,

WHICH WILL ONLY SERVE
TO BROADEN AND DEEPEN

THE POTENTIAL IMPACT
OF HIS CINEMATIC CREATION.

WOW.

I HOPE YOU CAN SEE THROUGH
THIS RIDICULOUS SMOKESCREEN.

IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF THE DEFENDANT

IS A PROFESSOR
OR A BOG WORKER.

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF HE HAD TEN
CAMERAS ROLLING THE WHOLE TIME.

THE FACT IS, HE PAID TO HAVE SEX
WITH A PROSTITUTE,

AND THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW.

YOUR HONOR, I HAVE A WITNESS
WHO WILL PROVE MY ARGUMENT.

MR. CRAVEN, HAVE YOU HAD
A CHANCE TO LOOK AT THE FILM

MADE BY PROFESSOR CABOT?
YES.

IN YOUR EXPERT OPINION
AS A FILMMAKER,

WHAT IS PROFESSOR CABOT
DOING IN THE FILM?

WELL, HE'S ACTING,
HE'S DIRECTING THE ACTION

AND, OF COURSE,
HE'S SCREWING.

AS PART OF HIS PERFORMANCE?
YES.

SO WE HAVE ACTING, DIRECTING,
CINEMATOGRAPHY--

IF YOU INCLUDE HIS HUMMING,
HE'S DOING THE SCORE.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A FILM HERE,
AREN'T WE?

OH, YES.
NOW I THINK
WE WOULD ALL AGREE

THAT THIS ISN'T
A PARTICULARLY GOOD FILM.

OH, BOY.
BUT LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

IS THIS FILM, A FILM
PRODUCED AND DIRECTED

BY PROFESSOR CABOT,
STARRING HIMSELF AND LaFONDA,

IS IT THE WORST FILM
YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

NO, NOT BY A LONG SHOT.

***

IT WAS JUST STUFF FROM
THE DRUG STORE, PRESCRIPTIONS.

IT WAS SAFE.

NO, NOT FOR RYAN.

EVERYBODY'S ON SOMETHING.

I HAVE FRIENDS WHO HAVE
TO TAKE A PILL

TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
TO GO TO SLEEP, TO STUDY.

I NEED TO TAKE SOMETHING
TO CALM DOWN BEFORE A TEST.

HANNAH, I'M NOT HERE TO JUDGE.
YES, YOU ARE.
EVERYONE IS.

THEY'RE TRYING TO PIN
THIS WHOLE THING ON ME,

AND I DIDN'T ORGANIZE
THE PARTY,

AND I DIDN'T BRING
ALL THE DRUGS.

OKAY.

BUT, UM...

I GAVE RYAN THE MEDS
THAT KILLED HIM.

I WAS JUST TRYING
TO MAKE HIM BETTER.

YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS
TO ME.

I CAN'T.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE DEPRESSED.

SURE I DO.
NO, YOU DON'T.

REAL DEPRESSION
AFFECTS YOU PHYSICALLY.

YOU LITERALLY CAN'T GET
OUT OF BED.

THERE'S A WEIGHT PRESSING DOWN
ON YOU ALL THE TIME.

YOU DON'T CARE IF YOU EAT,
IF YOU STINK.

IT'S ALL TOO MUCH.

AND RYAN HAD IT.

I TOLD HIM TO TALK
TO HIS PARENTS.

THEY TOLD HIM TO STUDY HARDER
AND PLAY SPORTS AFTER SCHOOL.

RYAN WAS DROWNING,
AND THEY COULDN'T SEE IT.

THE NIGHT OF THE PARTY,

I SWEAR, I GAVE RYAN

THE EXACT DOSE
THAT I WAS TAKING.

HE MUST HAVE, YOU KNOW,
HAD SOMETHING FIRST,

OR HE WAS DRINKING,
OR I DON'T KNOW,

HE WAS ALLERGIC, BUT HE WASN'T
SUPPOSED TO DIE, THOUGH!

SHH, SHH.

HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DIE.

HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO.

SO IT'S TRUE?

WES CRAVEN WAS YOUR ACE
IN THE HOLE?

PAUL, SHE WAS BRILLIANT.

I KNOW WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO SAY CLIENTS ARE GUILTY,

BUT THIS GUY WAS GUILTY,
AND SHE GOT HIM OFF.

OH... (chuckles)

I'LL SEE YOU GUYS.

MARLENE, TELL ME MORE.

SHIRLEY, I-I REALIZE
THERE'S NO WAY

THAT I CAN SAY THIS
WITHOUT SOUNDING PETTY,

BUT THAT WHOLE PORNOGRAPHY/
FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS THING,

THAT WAS MY IDEA.

YEAH, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU,

BUT, DENISE, SHE GOT
TO THE ELEVATOR FIRST.

(Beck's "Where It's At" playing)

* THERE'S A DESTINATION
A LITTLE UP THE ROAD *

* FROM THE HABITATIONS
AND THE TOWNS WE KNOW *

* A PLACE WE SAW
THE LIGHTS TURN LOW *

* JIGSAW JAZZ
AND THE GET-FRESH FLOW *

* PULLING OUT JIVES
AND JAMBOREE HANDOUTS *

DENNY CRANE.

DENNY CRANE.

I SOMETIMES FORGET
THAT YOU'RE FAMOUS.
I'M WELL-KNOWN.

* CLAP YOUR HANDS

* WHERE IT'S AT

WHAT A SMALL WORLD.

AND WHAT BIG--

YOU KN SHE'D BE HERE.

IT'S HER FAVORITE RESTAURANT.

MY GOD, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

* WHERE IT'S AT

(man) COURTNEY!
HEY, HEY!

HEY, HEY, HEY, KNOCK IT OFF,
GIVE HER SOME SPACE!

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

HEY, HEY.

(soft jazz playing)

SHE'S MAGNIFICENT.

EVER SEE THE SHOW
SHE HOSTS?

IT'S CALLED "THE PHOENIX."

IS IT ABOUT MYTHOLOGY?

OH, YEAH,
PEOPLE WOULD WATCH THAT.

NO, IT'S A REALITY SHOW.

THEY TAKE THESE WRECKED BROADS

AND MAKE 'EM LOOK,
UH, PRETTY.

SHE COULD AT LEAST HAVE
SHARED A DRINK WITH ME.

WHY SHOULD SHE?
YOU STALKED HER.

I DID NOT STALK HER.
YOU FOUND OUT WHERE SHE EATS.

YOU SHOWED UP.
THAT'S STALKING.

ALL RIGHT, WHY ARE YOU
STILL MIFFED AT ME?

I'M NOT MIFFED, DENNY.
YOU'RE MIFFED ENOUGH
TO RUIN MY MEAL.

I THOUGHT BEING MY PLUG-PULLER
WOULD BE AN HONOR.
IT IS.

AND I'M NOT SAYING I DON'T WANT
TO BE THE ONE TO PULL YOUR PLUG.

I JUST FELT THE WAY
THE WHOLE PACKAGE

WAS PRESENTED TO ME
WAS WRONG.

I JUST TOLD YOU
TO SIGN MY DOCUMENT.

EXACTLY.

WITH SOMETHING AS MONUMENTAL
AS THAT,

YOU DON'T JUST PUSH A PIECE
OF PAPER IN ONE'S FACE.

YOU DISCUSS IT FIRST.

WE'VE DISCUSSED IT
PLENTY OF TIMES.

YOU SAID
YOU WOULD SHOOT ME.

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN TALKING ABOUT IT

AND SIGNING A LEGAL DOCUMENT.
YOU'RE A FRICKIN' LAWYER
FOR GOD'S SAKE.

THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!
WITH OTHERS, YES.

WHEN IT COMES
TO MY PERSONAL LIFE,

I DON'T ACTUALLY SIGN CONTRACTS
AT THE DROP OF A HAT.

WHEN I SAY I'LL DO SOMETHING,
I DO IT, REGARDLESS OF

A PIECE OF PAPER, AND I EXPECT
PEOPLE TO HOLD ME TO MY WORD.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.

AND YOU CERTAINLY
CAN'T EXPECT THE HOSPITAL

TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR WORD.

IN THIS CASE,
I CAN SEE THAT.

WELL, ARE YOU GONNA SIGN
THE DAMN THING OR NOT?

OKAY.

I APOLOGIZE.

HOW ABOUT
I ASK YOU PROPERLY?

OKAY.

WOULD YOU DO ME THE HONOR
OF KILLING ME?

I WILL.

WAITER, CHAMPAGNE.

***

***

THIS IS JUST A NIGHTMARE.

IT IS,
BUT WE'VE GOT A CASE.

OH, THANK GOD.

HANNAH HAD
A VERY COMPELLING MOTIVE

FOR GIVING RYAN THOSE PILLS,

AND I'M ALMOST POSITIVE
THAT I CAN PLEAD OUT.

SHE TOLD YOU
SHE GAVE HIM THE PILLS?
YES.

AND I BELIEVE THAT
SHE WAS TRYING TO HELP HIM,

AND I THINK SHE CAN
CONVINCE THE D.A., TOO.

WELL, IF SHE PLEADS GUILTY,
WILL SHE GET PROBATION?

NO.

IT'S... SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA
HAVE TO DO SOME TIME

IN A JUVENILE FACILITY,
MAYBE A YEAR.

NO, IT WOULD KILL HER,
BRAD!

SHE'S A SICK GIRL!

I'LL GET THE BEST DEAL
THAT I CAN,

BUT I'M CERTAIN IT'S GONNA
INVOLVE SOME JAIL TIME.

A KID DIED, BETH.

WHAT IF SHE SAYS
SHE DIDN'T DO IT?

BUT SHE DID IT.

YEAH, WELL, THERE WERE A LOT
OF OTHER KIDS AT THAT PARTY.

TH-THAT ONE--JASON--HAS
A PRIOR DRUG CONVICTION.

WHAT IF HANNAH JUST
KEEPS HER MOUTH SHUT?

BETH, WHAT ARE YOU
ASKING ME TO DO?

I'M ASKING YOU TO DO
WHAT'S BEST FOR YOUR NIECE.

WHAT'S BEST FOR HER
IS TO TELL THE TRUTH,

TO GET THIS BEHIND HER
AND TO GET ON WITH HER LIFE.

NO, WHAT'S BEST IS
TO KEEP HER OUT OF JAIL!

I'M NOT GONNA PIN THIS
ON SOME OTHER KID

WHEN I KNOW THAT HANNAH
DID IT.

THEN I'M GETTING
ANOTHER LAWYER.

HI, DENISE.

MARLENE.

YOU KNOW,
THOSE GIRLS WERE RIGHT.

WE REALLY DO MAKE
A PRETTY GOOD TEAM.

I LIKE THE WAY WE BOUNCE
IDEAS OFF EACH OTHER.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
MARLENE.

YOU CAN'T BEAT AN IDEA
WHOSE TIME HAS COME,

AND, MARLENE,
YOUR TIME IS COMING.

(Hannah) DOES MY MOM KNOW WE'RE
HAVING THIS CONVERSATION?

HANNAH, YOUR MOTHER,
SHE LIKES PERFECT ENDINGS.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

THERE'S NO
PERFECT ENDING HERE.

THERE'S A LOUSY ONE,
WHERE A KID IS DEAD,

YOU'RE HELD ACCOUNTABLE,

YOU END UP SERVING SIX MONTHS,
POSSIBLY A YEAR IN JAIL.

THEN THERE'S
A CATASTROPHIC ONE,

WHERE A KID IS DEAD,

YOU TRY TO AVOID
BEING HELD ACCOUNTABLE.

YOU ROLL THE DICE.
YOU GO TO TRIAL. YOU LOSE.

YOU END UP SERVING
THREE YEARS, POSSIBLY MORE.

NOW THIS PERFECT LIFE
THAT YOUR MOTHER

WAS SO DETERMINED FOR YOU
TO HAVE, THAT'S OFF THE TABLE.

SHE'S NOT SEEING CLEARLY
ON THIS.

AND YOU ARE?

I KNOW THE LAW,
AND I KNOW YOUR MOM.

YES, I'M THE ONE YOU SHOULD BE
LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW.

SIX MONTHS?

JUVENILE, MINIMUM SECURITY.

I MAY EVEN BE ABLE
TO DO BETTER,

BUT YOU GOTTA TRUST ME.

OKAY, THIS IS
GOING TO LOOK LIKE

I AM COMPLETELY KISSING
YOUR ASS, AND I AM,

BUT LOOK WHAT I ACTUALLY
FOUND IN THE COLD AISLE

AT THE GROCERY STORE--
(laughs)

"SCHMIDT" BEER.

WELL,
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?

(heavy breathing)

(both sigh)

YOU KNOW I'M GOOD.

YOU'RE VERY GOOD.

I SPENT NINE YEARS WORKING
MY TAIL OFF TO MAKE PARTNER.

IN THREE MINUTES SHE COMES IN
AND TRIES TO TAKE MY SPOT.

MARLENE?
SQUID.

RUTHLESS, HORRIBLE
SEA CREATURE.

IT'S SO UNFAIR
WHEN PEOPLE LIKE THAT WIN.

SO DON'T LET HER.

RIGHT.

HMM.

WHAT?

YOU JUST KINDA...
BROKE IT FOR ME.

(sighs)

SORRY.

NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

IT'S THIS THING
WITH MY NIECE.

WE'RE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR BREAK
FROM ALL THOSE HASSLES.

I JUST CAN'T LET IT GO.

MAYBE IT WOULD HELP

IF YOU DIDN'T THINK
ABOUT IT PERSONALLY.

YOU KNOW,
IF YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT

LIKE AN ATTORNEY.
OKAY.

BRAD, NOTHING EXCITES YOU
AS MUCH AS THE LAW.

(chuckles) I KNOW.

SO IMAGINE YOURSELF
STANDING TALL

IN FRONT OF THE JURY BOX,

ADRENALINE PUMPING,

JUICES FLOWING,

THE JUDGE UP THERE
WITH HIS GAVEL,

BANGING, BANGING,

BANGING.

OH, YEAH.
YEAH.

I BET MARLENE ISN'T
GETTING LAID RIGHT NOW.

ALAN, I WANT YOU TO KNOW,
WHEN WE GET BACK TO BOSTON,

FIRST THING I'M GONNA DO
IS SIGN YOUR LIVING WILL,

BE YOUR PLUG-PULLER.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT,
DENNY.

I WANT TO DO THAT.

IT MEANT A GREAT DEAL TO ME

WHEN YOU AGREED TO GIVE ME
THE--THE BIG SEND-OFF.

IT WAS A GREAT SHOW
OF AFFECTION,

OF LOVE.

YOU SHOWED ME YOURS.
NOW I WANT TO SHOW YOU MINE.

I CERTAINLY APPRECIATE THAT,
BUT THE FACT IS

MY LIVING WILL, AS IT WERE,
IS TAKEN CARE OF.

WELL, WE'LL AMEND IT.
THERE'S REALLY NO NEED.

I WANT TO.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

BUT I WANT TO.
IT'S FINE.

IT'S NOT.
I'M TELLING YOU IT IS.

I'M TELLING YOU IT'S NOT.

WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

MY LIVING WILL.
RIGHT.

SO FIRST THING WE GET BACK,

I SIGN ON AS YOUR PLUG-PULLER,
CASED CLOSED.

NO.

IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME?

IS THERE SOMEBODY ELSE?
NO, IT'S JUST I'VE MADE
MY ARRANGEMENTS.

IT'S NOT A PARTICULARLY PLEASANT
SUBJECT TO REVISIT,

SO I'M GOING TO PRESERVE
THE STATUS QUO.
YOU DON'T TRUST ME.

I'D TRUST YOU.
NOT WITH THIS.

NOT WITH YOUR LIFE.
WAITER, BRING HIM THE CHECK.

DENNY...

THE TROUBLE WITH YOU IS
YOUR BRAIN IS SO CLOGGED UP

WITH BIG WORDS,
YOU DON'T HAVE ROOM

FOR THE STUFF THAT'S
REALLY IMPORTANT.

TRUST IN A FRIENDSHIP
IS A 2-WAY STREET,

OR THERE'S NO FRIENDSHIP.
A REAL FRIENDSHIP DOESN'T
INCLUDE ONE PERSON

BEING POSITIVELY GIDDY
OVER THE PROSPECT

OF PULLING THE PLUG
ON THE OTHER.
I'M NOT GIDDY!

YOU ARE.

I THINK PART OF YOU REALLY WANTS
TO BE THE GUY WHO KILLS ME.

(gunshot)

(customers murmuring)

I JUST SHOT SOMEONE.

(man) IT CAME
FROM OVER HERE!

(man) IT'S COURTNEY!
COURTNEY REESE?

DENNY CRANE.
(photographers all yelling
at once)

EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE
ALL RIGHT.

DENNY CRANE.

CALL 9-1-1.

DENNY CRANE. MOVE ASIDE.
GET OUT OF THE WAY.

DENNY CRANE.

(man) WHO ARE YOU?
WHO ARE YOU?

(man) IS HE DEAD?

NO, HE'S STILL BREATHING.

(photographers
all talking at once)

***

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