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THE FRENCH, THEY HAVE IT
ALL FIGURED OUT, RIGHT?
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I READ THIS ARTICLE ONLINE,
ACTUALLY AN IN-DEPTH BLOG,
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AND IT WAS SAYING HOW
THEY CONSISTENTLY HAVE BETTER,
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MORE-FULFILLING RELATIONSHIPS
THAN AMERICANS
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BECAUSE THEY AREN'T SO...
SO GOAL-ORIENTED
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WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE.
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THEY DON'T JUDGE A RELATIONSHIP
BASED ON THE FINAL OUTCOME.
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THEY VALUE THE ACTUAL JOURNEY.
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LOOK, DUDE. YOU CAN'T KEEP BEATING
YOURSELF UP OVER WHAT HAPPENED.
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I BROKE UP WITH HER, JARED.
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IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR.
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I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO KNOCK
THE DUST OFF YOUR SCHVANTZ.
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AND NOW YOU SPEAK YIDDISH?
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MOTHERFUCKER,
I WAS BAR MITZVAHED.
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SHIT, MAN.
AT LEAST YOU GOT THAT RING BACK.
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THAT'S PRETTY KEY.
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YOU DIDN'T GET THE RING BACK.
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I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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- YEAH.
- YOU'RE A DISGRACE.
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YEAH,
I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP.
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DUDE, COME HERE.
COME HERE, COME HERE.
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CHECK IT OUT. RIGHT THERE.
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SHE'S CHECKING YOU OUT.
SHE'S CHECKING YOU OUT.
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HEY, GO OVER THERE
AND ASK THEM TO BOWL WITH US.
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I'M... DUDE, NO.
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DUDE, WOULD YOU...
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S-SHE'S CHECKING YOU OUT AGAIN
A SECOND TIME.
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SHE CHECKED YOU OUT AGAIN!
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SHE'S SCANNING THE ROOM.
JUST LET IT GO.
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DUDE,
SHE IS NOT SCANNING THE ROOM.
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DUDE, IF YOU DON'T
GO OVER THERE, I WILL.
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DO IT RIGHT NOW.
I'M NOT - DUDE, STOP IT.
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LET IT GO.
NO. HERE SHE - HERE SHE COMES.
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- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- SHE'S RIGHT...
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- HEY.
- HEY.
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UM, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF
YOU HAD AN EXTRA 12-POUNDER.
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UM, WELL,
I-I JUST HAVE THIS ONE,
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BUT WE CAN SHARE IT IF YOU WANT.
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OR YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST TAKE IT.
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OH. NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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YOU'RE KIND OF ON A ROLL HERE,
SO...
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THANK YOU.
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I'LL LOOK FOR ANOTHER ONE.
IT'S FINE.
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- ARE YOU SURE?
- YEAH.
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- SORRY.
- THANK YOU.
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- NO, IT'S OKAY.
- YEAH, SORRY.
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HEY, YOU GUYS
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SHOULD TOTALLY JOIN US
FOR A GAME OF BOWLING.
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WE'RE JUST BY OURSELVES HERE
IN THIS BIG LANE.
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OH, YEAH, SURE. THAT'D BE FUN.
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- AWESOME.
- ALL RIGHT.
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OKAY, YEAH, COOL.
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ARE YOU GONNA
BUY US A DRINK IF WE WIN?
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YOU KNOW,
WE'LL BUY YOU A DRINK ANYWAY,
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BECAUSE CHIVALRY IS STILL ALIVE,
BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
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- OH. ALL RIGHT.
- YEAH. I LIKE THAT.
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- OH!
- YEAH!
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OKAY, OKAY!
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WE CAN WORK WITH THAT.
WE CAN WORK WITH THAT.
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ALL RIGHT, TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
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AAH!
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- OH!
- OH!
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OH!
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UM, WELL, THIS IS ME.
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NICE.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR WALKING ME.
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YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
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I HAD FUN... TONIGHT.
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YEAH.
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WE SHOULD DEFINITELY
HANG OUT AGAIN.
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UM, YEAH.
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I MEAN...
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UGH.
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I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU
THIS EARLIER, BUT, UM...
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I'M SEEING SOMEONE.
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WELL, WE'VE ONLY BEEN
ON TWO DATES,
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BUT, UM,
I DID PROMISE HIM A THIRD.
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I-I THINK WE SHOULD
GO ON A DATE.
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WHAT'S THE WORST
THAT COULD HAPPEN?
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COME ON.
JUST GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.
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SURE. THINK ABOUT IT.
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OKAY.
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OKAY.
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- WELL, BYE.
- BYE.
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MM.
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- GOOD NIGHT.
- GOOD NIGHT.
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DINNER.
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- AS FRIENDS.
- YEAH.
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BYE.
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YOU KNOW, WHAT'S FUNNY IS
A MONTH AGO,
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THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN
A DIFFERENT STORY.
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SHE PROMISED
THIS GUY A THIRD DATE.
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UGH. I'M UNLUCKY.
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IT'S LIKE
EVERY GIRL IN THIS TOWN,
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THEY'RE PLAYING A GAME,
YOU KNOW?
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AND THE HOTTER THE CHICK...
PBHT!
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THE CRAZIER THE GAME.
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I'M GOOD, MAN.
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THIS ONE'S ON HER.
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THANKS.
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I, UM...
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I USUALLY DON'T DRINK ALONE.
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SO DON'T.
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I'M HARRY.
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- I'M MAREN.
- HI, MAREN.
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SO... MAREN.
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DO YOU STAY AT THIS HOTEL?
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YEAH. I'M HERE FOR THE WEEKEND.
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DOING SOME OPEN HOUSES.
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I LIVE IN WESTCHESTER.
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WOW. THAT'S PRETTY FANCY.
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YEAH.
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BUT I GET TO SEE MY KIDS
WHEN I'M IN TOWN.
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YOUR KIDS?
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YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS.
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YOU HAVE THREE KIDS.
SHE HAS THREE KIDS.
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Wow.
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ONE'S IN COLLEGE
HERE IN THE CITY.
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WERE YOU PREGNANT
IN MIDDLE SCHOOL?
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OH. CUTE.
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I BET YOU SAY THAT
TO ALL THE MOMS.
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YOU DIVORCED?
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S HIS LOSS.
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SO, HARRY...
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WHY ARE YOU DRINKING ALONE?
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WHAT?
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MM.
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MM.
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OKAY.
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
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- REALLY? WHAT?
- YEAH.
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IT'S BEEN A YEAR
SINCE I'VE HAD SEX.
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WHOA. YOU MARRIED?
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WHAT?
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NO, NO. NO.
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UM...
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MY FIANCéE CHEATED ON ME.
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AWHILE BACK.
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OKAY.
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WE'LL GO SLOW.
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MM?
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WANT TO HAND ME THAT GLASS?
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I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE,
TOO.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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I'M NERVOUS, TOO.
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YOU'RE NERVOUS, TOO?
THAT'S GOOD.
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THAT'S GOOD. NERVOUS IS GOOD.
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YOU WANT TO TRY SOMETHING FUN?
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OKAY.
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IT'S LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL.
REMEMBER?
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I DID NOT DO THAT
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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YOU DIDN'T?
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WELL, WE WENT TO DIFFERENT
SCHOOLS, PROBABLY.
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YEAH.
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I WENT ON A DATE TONIGHT.
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MY FIRST IN A REALLY,
REALLY LONG TIME.
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AND, UM...
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IT WAS WITH THIS GUY
I HADN'T SEEN SINCE COLLEGE.
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YOU KNOW HOW THINGS GET BUILT UP
OVER E-MAIL AND TEXT?
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AND... AND WE MET. IT WAS WEIRD.
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WHY WAS IT WEIRD?
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WELL, LET'S START WITH... SIZE.
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WAS HE, LIKE...
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50 POUNDS HEAVIER THAN...
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OH, I WAS THINKING SOMETHING
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
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THAT'S WHEN
I SHOULD HAVE LEFT, RIGHT?
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BUT I STAYED,
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AND HE STARTED
SUCKING MY FINGERS AT DINNER.
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WHO DOES THAT?
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HEY.
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I WANT YOU TO KNOW
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THAT NOT EVERY GUY OUT THERE
IS GONNA BE LIKE HIM.
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YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT ALL FLABBY,
DISHONEST...
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FINGER SUCKING
AT THE DINNER TABLE WEIRDOS.
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LET'S NOT PUT
ANY PRESSURE ON TONIGHT.
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WHATEVER IT IS IS WHAT IT IS.
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I'M SO CONFUSED.
I SET IT ALL UP FOR YOU.
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I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DIDN'T NAIL HER.
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I WALKED HER HOME.
I ACTUALLY LIKED HER.
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IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT
NAILING SOMEBODY.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO NAIL SOMEBODY?
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OKAY.
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THEN YOU WENT OUT HAN SOLO,
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NAILED A NEW CHICK
AFTER GETTING REJECTED.
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IT'S DIFFERENT,
AND I WASN'T REJECTED.
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WE... YOU KNOW,
WE... WE PARTED AMICABLY.
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- YOU AT LEAST MAKE OUT?
- NO.
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BUT...
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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO OUT
TO DINNER.
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MM-HMM. YEAH.
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AND THAT RELATIONSHIP'S DEAD.
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YOU THINK SO?
WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S DEAD?
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HAVE YOU EVER
SUCCESSFULLY DATED A GIRL
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WHERE YOU DIDN'T GET
SOME SMALL KISS
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OR SOME INKLING OF PROGRESSION
BY THE NIGHT'S END?
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I GOT HER NUMBER.
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MEANINGLESS WITHOUT A MAKE OUT.
197
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
TELL ME ABOUT THE SECOND ONE.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THE SEC... THE SECOND ONE
WAS A ONE-NIGHT THING.
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IT WAS... IT WAS NOTHING.
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- WAS SHE HOT?
- YEAH.
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- OLDER.
- OH?
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- YEAH.
- OLDER. OKAY.
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NOW YOU CAN REAPPROACH
THE FIRST GIRL
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WITH THAT CONFIDENCE
YOU WERE LACKING.
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I'M CONFUSED.
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I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID
THE FIRST ONE WAS DEAD.
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YOU CAN TEXT HER
SOMETHING NAUGHTY.
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LIKE, WHAT IS SHE, UH...
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00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,388
YOU KNOW, WHAT KIND OF PANTIES
DOES SHE WEAR?
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LIKE, OH, IS SHE LOUD...
212
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SHE'S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE, OKAY?
213
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SCRATCH HER OFF THE LIST.
214
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TEXT THE MILF SOMETHING DIRTY.
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SHE'S TOTALLY YOUR STRONG HAND.
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I'M NOT TEXTING ANYBODY.
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YOU HAVE A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
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TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH
ZERO CHANCE OF GETTING HURT.
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- Shh. Shh, shh. HELLO?
- ZERO CHANCE.
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OH, HEY.
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ALL RIGHT, YEAH. BYE.
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- WHO WAS THAT?
- IT WAS THE SECOND ONE.
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SHE WANTED TO HANG OUT LATER,
SO WE MIGHT, YOU KNOW...
224
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JARED, STOP THAT.
225
00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,054
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
226
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,589
I'M JUST MAYBE
GRABBING A COFFEE WITH HER.
227
00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:59,457
LOOK AT ME. THAT'S IT.
228
00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:05,764
GOD.
229
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:06,831
OH, GOD.
230
00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:15,473
YOUR SECRET'S GONNA COME OUT.
231
00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:21,012
WHAT SECRET?
232
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:24,349
WHEN ALL THE OTHER GIRLS
FIND OUT HOW GOOD YOU ARE,
233
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,719
I'M GONNA HAVE TO BEAT THEM
OFF YOU WITH A STICK.
234
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,793
I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU.
235
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,902
I WOULDN'T WANT THIS TO BE
ANYTHING MORE THAN WHAT IT IS.
236
00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:46,638
HMM?
237
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,543
YEAH.
238
00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:02,887
TELL ME ABOUT THE GIRL
FROM YESTERDAY.
239
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,256
WHAT GIRL FROM YESTERDAY?
240
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,391
YOU KNOW.
241
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,493
WHAT GIRL FROM YESTERDAY?
242
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:12,964
THE ONE THAT GOT YOU ALL
BENT OUT OF SHAPE AT THE BAR.
243
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,700
IS SHE CUTE?
244
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,369
COME ON.
245
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,672
SHE...
246
00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:22,073
YEAH.
247
00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:25,143
I THOUGHT WE HAD A CONNECTION,
248
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:29,714
AND THEN SHE TOLD ME
THAT SHE WAS SEEING ANOTHER GUY,
249
00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:32,350
AND SHE HAD, UH, SHE HAD
PROMISED THIS GUY A THIRD DATE,
250
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,352
SO...
251
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:37,255
ANYWAY, THAT WAS IT, YOU KNOW?
252
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,424
IT'S OVER.
253
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,493
WHAT?
254
00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,094
NO, IT'S NOT OVER!
255
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:46,698
- IT IS VERY MUCH OVER.
- NO!
256
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,767
TEXT HER.
257
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,504
RIGHT NOW?
258
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:53,905
YEAH.
259
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,707
SHE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS.
260
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:58,643
SHE'S PLAYING HARD TO GET.
261
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,245
YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE.
262
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,679
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE ENCOURAGING THIS.
263
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:02,747
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL TEXT HER.
264
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,149
NO. YOU WILL NOT.
265
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,851
YOU WILL NOT TEXT ANYONE,
YOUNG LADY.
266
00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:08,653
I WILL TEXT HER.
267
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,054
WHEN I GET HOME.
268
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,122
TEXT HER NOW.
269
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,590
IF SHE ANSWERS RIGHT BACK,
270
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,626
IT'S BECAUSE SHE LIKES YOU.
271
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,032
I'LL SEE IF SHE WANTS
TO GRAB DINNER TONIGHT.
272
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,534
IT'S TOO LAST MINUTE.
273
00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:25,203
IT'S AS IF YOU WEREN'T
REALLY THINKING ABOUT HER.
274
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,838
ASK HER TO SOMETHING
MORE CASUAL,
275
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,841
LIKE COFFEE OR LUNCH.
276
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:32,343
HOW ABOUT
I INVITE HER TO BRUNCH?
277
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,082
"HEY.
278
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:44,255
YOU... WANT TO GRAB... BRUNCH
SOMETIME?"
279
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,825
"BRUNCH TOMORROW" QUESTION MARK.
280
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,326
LIGHT.
281
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:57,168
"BRUNCH TOMORROW" QUESTION MARK.
282
00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,371
SEND.
283
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,208
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE
ABOUT NEW YORK CITY?
284
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,310
- UM, THE RATS?
- NOPE.
285
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,277
- POLLUTION?
- NOPE.
286
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,545
- CONSTRUCTION?
- YES!
287
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,314
CONSTRUCTION. I WAS...
288
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,481
THEY'RE ALWAYS BUILDING STUFF.
289
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,716
LIKE, WHAT ARE THEY BUILDING?
290
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:12,951
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S NEW YORK.
291
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,185
YOU DON'T DO CONSTRUCTION,
DO YOU?
292
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,654
NO, I WORK IN I.T. SALES.
293
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,089
- REALLY? I.T.
- MM-HMM.
294
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,257
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY
SOMETHING SEXIER,
295
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,459
LIKE... ACTUARIAL SCIENCE.
296
00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:24,562
WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO?
297
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:27,131
UH, I DON'T DO ANYTHING.
298
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:29,767
TELL ME MORE.
299
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,469
I DON'T DO NOTHING.
I'M... I'M IN SCHOOL.
300
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,839
I'M FINISHING UP A TWO-YEAR
GRAD PROGRAM AT COLUMBIA.
301
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,074
STUDYING ARCHITECTURE.
302
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,775
OH, NO WAY.
MY DAD'S AN ARCHITECT.
303
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,177
GET OUT OF HERE.
304
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,012
YEAH, HE'S A PARTNER
AT KENNER AND BOYD.
305
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,147
K&B? WOW.
306
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,450
I'M SUPPOSED TO INTERVIEW
WITH THEM NEXT WEEK.
307
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:48,553
OH, WELL, I'LL MAKE SURE
HE KEEPS AN EYE OUT FOR YOU.
308
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,855
SO, UM...
309
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:53,658
I NEED... I NEED
YOUR MALE ADVICE FOR SOMETHING.
310
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,261
OKAY. SHOOT.
311
00:14:56,263 --> 00:15:01,432
I WENT ON THE THIRD DATE
WITH THAT GUY LAST NIGHT.
312
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,369
AND I DON'T KNOW.
WE JUST HAD AN OKAY TIME.
313
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:07,639
WAS IT... WAS IT GOOD OKAY?
WAS IT... WAS IT BAD OKAY?
314
00:15:07,641 --> 00:15:10,441
FIRST OF ALL, HE DOESN'T MAKE
ANY PLAN FOR DINNER.
315
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,276
OKAY?
316
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,577
AND THEN HE SAYS,
317
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,646
"OH, WE'LL JUST GO
WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO."
318
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:17,282
SO WE END UP JUST, LIKE,
SPENDING AN HOUR
319
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,950
WALKING
THE STREETS OF NO RESERVATION
320
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,618
- LOOKING FOR A TABLE.
- NO.
321
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,053
YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR DATE
WALK THE STREETS IN HEELS
322
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,621
WHEN YOU CAN JUST USE AN APP.
323
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,024
YOU MEAN THE APP FOR HIS...
FLIP PHONE?
324
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,159
ARE YOU SERIOUS? UGH. GRACE,
325
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,561
GRACE. NO.
326
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,530
- HE HAS A FLIP PHONE?
- YEAH.
327
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,165
WHAT KIND OF BATTERIES
DOES THAT THING TAKE?
328
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,934
IS IT LIKE AA OR AAA?
329
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,569
OH, I KNOW.
330
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,071
OH. IT'S HIM.
331
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,539
IT'S, UH, IT'S FLIP PHONE.
332
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,010
HE'S APOLOGIZING
FOR THE RESTAURANT DEBACLE.
333
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:48,079
HMM.
334
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,081
YOU'RE...
YOU'RE GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN?
335
00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:54,118
HE SAYS HE WANTS TO MEET TODAY
FOR COFFEE.
336
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,788
WHY SO SOON AFTER OUR LAST DATE?
337
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,890
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
338
00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:00,124
I DON'T KNOW.
339
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,126
I MEAN, COFFEE TODAY
340
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,560
JUST SEEMS REALLY LAST MINUTE,
341
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,729
IT'S LIKE HE'S NOT EVEN
THINKING ABOUT YOU.
342
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:08,399
YOU THINK?
343
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:14,906
OR HE REALLY LIKES YOU
AND HE WANTS TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
344
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,643
YOU'RE THE BEST. THANKS.
345
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,579
NO PROBLEM.
346
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:27,218
WELL, UM, I FEEL FOOLISH.
347
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,488
I MEAN, THERE'S A PART OF ME
THAT FEELS NAIVE.
348
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:34,092
I WONDER WHY I EVER GOT
MY HOPES UP TO BEGIN WITH.
349
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,361
LOOK, I-I-IT'S NOT WORKING OUT.
350
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:39,964
I HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT.
351
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,767
I HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT
352
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,136
SHE JUST...
SHE LIKES SOME OTHER CLOWN.
353
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,171
TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.
354
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,140
YOU KNOW SHE'S WITH HIM
RIGHT NOW.
355
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,842
THEY'RE OUT HAVING COFFEE.
356
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,277
COFFEE? YEAH, RIGHT.
357
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,213
GIRLS PLAY GAMES, SWEETHEART.
358
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,614
YOU NEVER PLAYED ANY GAMES.
359
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,716
MM. I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY GAMES.
360
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,490
- IT'S HER.
- MM-HMM.
361
00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:10,461
HE BROKE UP WITH HER.
362
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,264
MM. SAD.
363
00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:18,703
"I CAN REALLY USE
SOMEONE TO TALK TO RIGHT NOW.
364
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,005
ARE YOU FREE?"
365
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,440
SHE WANTS TO SEE ME.
366
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,309
GREAT.
367
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,582
NO, NO. SHE WANTS TO SEE ME.
368
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,750
I MEAN,
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW
369
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,386
THIS IS
A PRETTY CRITICAL MOMENT.
370
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,889
I UNDERSTAND.
371
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,026
BUT I'D REALLY LIKE TO HAVE SEX
BEFORE I LEAVE.
372
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,462
HMM?
373
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:50,501
I-I DON'T... I DON'T THINK
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
374
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,772
WHY NOT?
375
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,809
UM...
376
00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:01,112
'CAUSE I MIGHT BE STARTING
SOMETHING WITH THIS GIRL.
377
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,547
WAIT.
378
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,249
ONE MINUTE AGO,
IT WAS OKAY TO HAVE SEX,
379
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,852
AND NOW IT'S NOT?
380
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,153
I MEAN, TECHNICALLY,
381
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,922
I DIDN'T HAVE A SHOT
WITH THIS GIRL A MINUTE AGO,
382
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,024
SO NOW I'M JUST LIKE,
"I CAN'T SLEEP WITH YOU
383
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,859
AND THEN RUN OFF TO SEE HER."
384
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,762
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE CHEATING.
385
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,997
NO, I KNOW. IT...
386
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,432
IT'S JUST DISHONEST.
387
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,736
I-I DON'T WANT
TO START A NEW RELATIONSHIP OFF
388
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:26,904
ON THE WRONG FOOT.
389
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,141
THIS IS NEW.
390
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,809
YEAH, THIS IS NEW.
391
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:37,381
BUT WE BOTH AGREE THAT THIS WAS
GONNA BE A FUN WEEKEND THING.
392
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,616
WHY WOULD YOU
EVEN COME BACK HERE
393
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,752
IF YOU THINK SO LITTLE OF ME?
394
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:47,658
YOU GET ONE TEXT FROM THAT GIRL
AND I'M OUT?
395
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,528
YOU WERE THE ONE THAT
ENCOURAGED ME TO ASK HER OUT.
396
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,436
WHAT DID SHE SAY?
397
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:09,914
DON'T COME BACK.
398
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:15,019
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
399
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,455
MAREN, THIS IS STUPID.
400
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,023
LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT THIS
LIKE ADULTS.
401
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,525
YOU ARE SELFISH.
402
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,795
YOU DON'T CARE WHO YOU HURT.
403
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,299
PLEASE LEAVE.
404
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,567
GO.
405
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,836
FINE.
406
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,604
I'M SORRY.
407
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:37,141
- NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
- NO.
408
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,177
DON'T TALK.
409
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,579
WHATEVER.
410
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,015
I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG.
411
00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:18,476
HEY.
412
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,777
THANK YOU FOR TAKING ME UP
TO MEET YOUR DAD.
413
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,012
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
414
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:22,847
YEAH, OF COURSE.
415
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,215
YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S GOOD
416
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:25,816
THAT YOU DIDN'T MEET HIM
DURING YOUR INTERVIEW,
417
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,185
'CAUSE THIS IS WAY MORE RELAXED.
418
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,620
DO I LOOK NERVOUS?
419
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,156
NO?
420
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:34,892
DON'T BE NERVOUS.
421
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:38,162
HE'S SUPER COOL,
AND HE MAKES A MEAN BARBECUE.
422
00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,264
I AM STARVING.
423
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:41,632
ME, TOO.
424
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:51,008
I CAN'T WALK INTO MY PARENTS'
HOUSE LOOKING ALL FLUSHED.
425
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:56,814
OKAY, JUST MAKE A LEFT
INTO THIS DRIVEWAY.
426
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:18,169
WELL... HERE GOES NOTHING.
427
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,004
DON'T WORRY.
428
00:22:21,306 --> 00:22:22,840
THERE THEY ARE!
429
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,774
OH!
430
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:25,343
HI, SWEETHEART. HOW ARE YOU?
431
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,844
HELLO. YOU MUST BE HARRY.
432
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,746
- NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR.
- NO, CALL ME PHIL.
433
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,514
CALL ME PHIL. COME ON IN.
434
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:31,916
WHERE'S MOM?
435
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:34,218
UH, SHE'S OUT FINISHING UP
SOME GARDENING.
436
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,053
SO THE DRIVE UP WAS OKAY?
437
00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:38,689
YEAH.
WE JUST TOOK 95 ALL THE WAY.
438
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,624
AND WE BROUGHT WINE.
439
00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:42,426
RED. THAT IS PERFECT.
440
00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:43,494
LET'S HAVE SOME.
441
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,029
- SOUNDS GOOD.
- OKAY.
442
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,665
THE INTERVIEWER SAID
GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU, HARRY.
443
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:50,067
THANK YOU.
THAT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO HEAR.
444
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,336
WHAT OTHER FIRMS
ARE YOU MEETING WITH?
445
00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:53,571
A HANDFUL OF OTHERS.
446
00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:56,240
MILLER AND SAMUELS, DESIGN INC.,
447
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:58,042
THE MARCUS COMPANY, THE FOUNDRY.
448
00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,477
OH. CHICAGO.
449
00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,245
YOU'D LEAVE NEW YORK?
450
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:03,381
I DON'T REALLY WANT TO, BUT...
451
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,082
ANY OFFERS?
452
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,852
NOT YET, BUT HOPEFULLY,
SOMEONE WILL MAKE ONE SOON.
453
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,920
HOPEFULLY.
454
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:12,289
YOU GOT YOUR DEGREE
AT COLUMBIA, RIGHT?
455
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,358
- FOR GRAD SCHOOL, YES.
- AND UNDERGRAD?
456
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,127
- DARTMOUTH.
- OH.
457
00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:18,449
"ANIMAL HOUSE" IS ONE OF
MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE MOVIES.
458
00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:22,066
PHIL, I GOT TO TELL YOU,
UH, THIS HOUSE IS AMAZING.
459
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,134
DID YOU BUILD THIS?
460
00:23:23,136 --> 00:23:25,002
I JUST DID
SOME MAJOR RENOVATIONS.
461
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:27,271
THE ORIGINAL CONTRACTOR
WAS A CROOK.
462
00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:30,808
HE USED THE WRONG MATERIALS.
HE CUT A LOT OF CORNERS.
463
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,343
PART OF THE FOUNDATION
WAS SINKING
464
00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:34,278
FOUR YEARS AFTER IT WAS DONE.
465
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,646
THAT'S NOT GOOD.
466
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,348
NO, I WAS SO BUSY
WITH WORK AT THE FIRM,
467
00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:40,518
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
WAS HAPPENING IN MY OWN HOME.
468
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,353
THAT'S CRAZY.
469
00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:45,656
- HI!
- HI!
470
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:47,658
HI, SWEETIE! YOU'RE EARLY.
471
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,759
I AM? I THOUGHT I SAID 5:00.
472
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,481
- REALLY?
- I DON'T KNOW.
473
00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:53,531
WANT SOME WINE, HON?
474
00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:59,737
MOM, ARE YOU OKAY?
475
00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:01,505
YEAH. NO.
476
00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:02,973
NO, I'M NOT OKAY.
477
00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:06,610
I THI... I THINK I'M OVERHEATING.
478
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:07,878
WELL, YOU WERE OUT THERE
FOR A LONG TIME.
479
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,113
THAT SUN'S A REAL KILLER.
480
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,215
- I'M SO HOT.
- I'LL GET YOU SOME WATER.
481
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,117
THANK YOU.
482
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:13,951
YOU OKAY?
483
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,620
YEAH, I'M FINE. STOP FUSSING.
484
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,255
WE'RE OUT OF, UM, BOTTLES.
485
00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:20,791
IN THE PANTRY.
486
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,960
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO
LIE DOWN, HUH?
487
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,229
NO. JUST GO START THE GRILL.
488
00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:27,465
ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
489
00:24:32,437 --> 00:24:33,737
The fuck are you doing here?!
490
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,706
You said you were divorced!
491
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:36,774
What are you doing
with my daughter?
492
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,375
OH, YOUR DAUGHTER?
493
00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:40,377
YOU MEAN "THE ONE I WAS ALL BENT
OUT OF SHAPE ABOUT AT THE BAR"?
494
00:24:40,379 --> 00:24:42,046
OH, GOD.
495
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,414
- I FOUND IT.
- HEY!
496
00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:45,683
OH, MOM. YOU LOOK WORSE.
497
00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:47,251
I'M JUST DEHYDRATED.
498
00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:50,454
UM, HEY, I'M GONNA GO HELP
YOUR DAD WITH THE GRILL.
499
00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:52,089
NO. NO.
500
00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:55,025
I WANT YOU RIGHT HERE.
501
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,728
I HAVE SO MUCH TO ASK YOU ABOUT.
502
00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:18,849
SO, HOW'D YOU TWO MEET?
503
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,852
UM, WE WERE ACTUALLY BOTH
OUT BOWLING ONE NIGHT.
504
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,320
OH.
505
00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:26,357
YOU KNOW, AS SOMEONE
FROM AN OLDER GENERATION,
506
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,727
I'M FASCINATED
BY HOW DATING WORKS THESE DAYS.
507
00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,262
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
508
00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:32,863
WELL, BACK IN THE DAYS
OF YOUR GRANDPARENTS,
509
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,665
OR EVEN BACK WHEN WE MET,
510
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:37,167
THINGS JUST MOVED A LOT SLOWER.
511
00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:42,273
THERE WAS NO INTERNET,
NO SOCIAL MEDIA, NO TEXTING.
512
00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:45,009
I REMEMBER BEING SO NERVOUS
WHEN I PICKED UP THE PHONE
513
00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:47,011
TO ASK YOUR MOTHER OUT
ON OUR FIRST DATE,
514
00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:49,113
THAT I MUST HAVE HUNG UP
10 TIMES
515
00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:51,415
BEFORE I ACTUALLY DIALED
AT LAST.
516
00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,685
TEXTING HAS GOT TO BE A LOT
EASIER THAN THAT.
517
00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:58,155
AND, YOU KNOW, E-MAILING...
LET ME TELL YOU.
518
00:25:58,157 --> 00:26:01,058
THAT HAS MADE COURSEWORK
SO MUCH EASIER.
519
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:04,295
HARRY,
DID YOU TEXT OR CALL FIRST?
520
00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:06,630
- YOU TEXTED, REMEMBER?
- I TEXTED?
521
00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:07,765
I TEXTED.
522
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,466
YES. MY MIND'S A SIEVE.
523
00:26:10,836 --> 00:26:12,369
MUST HAVE BEEN SOME OTHER FLOOZY
YOU WERE CALLING.
524
00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:14,772
OH, NO.
525
00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:17,341
I BELIEVE
THAT THE BEST RELATIONSHIPS
526
00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:18,776
START AS FRIENDSHIPS.
527
00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:20,911
YEAH, DAD.
I'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE.
528
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,446
WELL, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN.
529
00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:25,616
IT'S WHAT MAKES THE RELATIONSHIP
I HAVE WITH YOUR MOTHER
530
00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:26,850
THAT MUCH STRONGER.
531
00:26:26,852 --> 00:26:28,852
SO YOU TWO
ARE MORE LIKE FRIENDS?
532
00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:32,723
OF COURSE WE'RE FRIENDS.
533
00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:35,526
SO, IT'S PLATONIC?
534
00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:38,862
WELL, LIKE PHIL SO WISELY SAID,
535
00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:42,433
UM, YOU KNOW,
THE BEST RELATIONSHIPS
536
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:45,235
ARE... FOUNDED ON FRIENDSHIP.
537
00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,804
OH.
538
00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:50,441
SO YOU TWO ARE JUST FRIENDS?
WE'RE DATING.
539
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,710
WAIT, I'M... I'M CONFUSED.
WHICH... WHICH IS IT?
540
00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:56,347
MAREN, I DON'T THINK WE NEED
TO LABEL EVERY LITTLE DETAIL.
541
00:26:56,349 --> 00:26:59,316
NO, I DON'T SEE THIS
AS EVERY LITTLE DETAIL.
542
00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:01,785
I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF
RELATIONSHIP OUR DAUGHTER IS IN.
543
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:04,788
MOM, PLEASE.
WE'RE DATING. THE END.
544
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,123
YEAH, YOU SAY THAT,
545
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,125
BUT IT SEEMS AS IF HARRY
IS SAYING ONE THING
546
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:10,027
AND YOU'RE SAYING ANOTHER THING.
547
00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:12,896
BACK WHEN YOUR DAD AND I
WERE GOING OUT,
548
00:27:12,898 --> 00:27:14,898
IT WASN'T UNTIL
WE WERE PHYSICALLY INTIMATE
549
00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:16,100
THAT WE BOTH AGREED
THAT WE WERE DATING.
550
00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:17,534
MOM!
551
00:27:17,536 --> 00:27:19,803
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IF HARRY
AND I HAVE HAD SEX, JUST ASK.
552
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:20,971
WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX.
553
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:22,640
- HARRY!
- I'M SORRY.
554
00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:24,041
CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE
THE SUBJECT?
555
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:25,776
YES. PLEASE.
LET'S JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
556
00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:27,311
I'D LIKE SOME MORE WINE, PLEASE.
557
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,979
IN A BIT, MAREN.
558
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,381
I'D LIKE SOME MORE WINE NOW.
559
00:27:30,383 --> 00:27:33,617
I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH
FOR NOW.
560
00:27:33,619 --> 00:27:36,086
JESUS CHRIST!
561
00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:42,292
EXCUSE ME.
562
00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:47,164
DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING
TO PISS YOU OFF?
563
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:49,867
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MUSTARD?
564
00:27:49,869 --> 00:27:51,802
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE IT'S ON THE TABLE.
565
00:27:51,804 --> 00:27:53,971
YOU ARE BEING SO RUDE TO HARRY.
566
00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:56,340
UH, WE'RE CONSIDERING HIM
FOR A POSITION,
567
00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:58,342
AND GRACE SEEMS
TO REALLY LIKE HIM.
568
00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,678
I DON'T LIKE HIM.
569
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,779
HE'S A PHONY.
570
00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:03,313
MAREN, IF THIS IS ABOUT ME
571
00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:05,049
AND WHATEVER PROBLEM
YOU HAVE WITH ME,
572
00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:06,884
YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE IT OUT
ON OUR DAUGHTER'S FRIEND.
573
00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:09,353
OH. I'M GUILTY
FOR YOUR INDISCRETIONS?
574
00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:10,954
MY...
575
00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:13,023
MY PAST WHATEVER
YOU WANT TO CALL THEM
576
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,458
AND YOU BEING RUDE TO HARRY
577
00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:16,660
HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
TO DO WITH EACH OTHER.
578
00:28:16,662 --> 00:28:18,495
NOTHING.
579
00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:19,697
OH, REALLY?
580
00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:22,099
YES. YES. REALLY.
581
00:28:27,772 --> 00:28:29,306
WHAT?
582
00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:32,377
WHAT?
583
00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:34,378
NOTHING.
584
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,246
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING.
585
00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:37,915
AND I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE WITH
YOU WHEN YOU'RE IN THIS STATE,
586
00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:38,982
ESPECIALLY WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY.
587
00:28:38,984 --> 00:28:41,118
I LOVE IT.
588
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,520
I SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND,
589
00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:45,389
AND YOU SAY
IT'S BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DRINKING,
590
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,125
BECAUSE WE CAN'T HAVE
A CONVERSATION.
591
00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:49,793
WELL, SWEETHEART,
YOU ARE DRINKING,
592
00:28:49,795 --> 00:28:50,828
AND WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION.
593
00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,196
I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO HAVE
594
00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:54,398
THIS EXACT SAME CONVERSATION
TOMORROW MORNING,
595
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,334
AND I WILL BE
STONE-FUCKING-COLD SOBER.
596
00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:59,169
AND GUESS WHAT?
I'M SURE YOU WILL BE.
597
00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:01,205
I WILL SAY THE EXACT SAME THINGS
598
00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:02,773
AND THEY WILL HAVE HAD
NOTHING...
599
00:29:02,775 --> 00:29:05,976
MY MOM IS DRIVING ME NUTS.
600
00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,312
SHE'S ACTING REALLY WEIRD.
601
00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:11,415
I-I JUST... I DON'T KNOW
WHAT SHE ACTS LIKE NORMALLY,
602
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,851
SO I DON'T HAVE A SCALE.
603
00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:27,598
WHAT'S WRONG?
604
00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:31,235
MAYBE IT'S BEST IF I LEAVE
605
00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:33,771
AND GIVE YOUR PARENTS
SOME SPACE.
606
00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:36,206
YOU THINK?
607
00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,208
YEAH.
608
00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:38,509
UM...
609
00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:47,885
YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?
610
00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:51,155
I'M NOT FEELING VERY WELL.
611
00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:53,056
- OH?
- UH...
612
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,459
I THINK I NEED TO GET SOME AIR.
613
00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:57,294
- WE'RE OUTSIDE.
- I THINK IT'S THE FOOD.
614
00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:59,229
IT'S THE FOOD.
OH, NO. IT'S THE FOOD?
615
00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:01,165
IT'S NOT THE FOOD.
IT'S MY... IT'S ME.
616
00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:03,066
IT'S MY IBS.
I THINK MY IBS IS ACTING UP.
617
00:30:03,068 --> 00:30:04,968
- IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME?
- MM-HMM.
618
00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:06,336
YOU WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT
619
00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:07,871
YOUR CAST-IRON STOMACH
THE OTHER DAY.
620
00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:09,106
I KNOW. IT'S WEIRD.
621
00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:10,307
ASIDE FROM A MILD
LACTOSE INTOLERANCE,
622
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:13,277
I'M USUALLY IRONCLAD, BUT, UH...
OH, MAN.
623
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,545
YOU KNOW,
I'M GONNA GO TO THE PHARMACY.
624
00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:15,746
NO, NO, NO.
IT'S AROUND THE CORNER.
625
00:30:15,748 --> 00:30:17,748
I'LL GO. IT'S FINE.
626
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:19,049
HARRY NEEDS LACTOSE PILLS.
627
00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,117
YEAH. UGH.
628
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:21,585
- YOU DO?
- MM-HMM.
629
00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:25,022
UH, MY STOMACH'S NOT IN THE BEST
OF MOODS RIGHT NOW.
630
00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:27,991
SO I TOLD... I WAS GONNA GO
TO THE PHARMACY.
631
00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:29,593
I'LL DRIVE YOU.
632
00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:30,595
GRACE JUST OFFERED.
633
00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:32,229
IT'LL GIVE US SOME TIME TO CHAT.
634
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:33,564
HONESTLY, I DON'T WANT
TO INCONVENIENCE YOU.
635
00:30:33,566 --> 00:30:34,832
I INSIST.
636
00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:36,600
I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
637
00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:39,336
GRACE AND I CAN CATCH UP
ON A FEW THINGS.
638
00:30:43,576 --> 00:30:47,010
UM... YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING
IT MIGHT BE JUST BEST
639
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,612
IF I HEAD OUT A LITTLE EARLY,
640
00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:50,547
'CAUSE I'M GONNA BE SPENDING THE
NIGHT AT MY BUDDY JARED'S PLACE,
641
00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:53,250
SO IF I GET...
JUST GET IN THE CAR.
642
00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:05,062
I'M... I'M SORRY
I'M NOT FEELING WELL.
643
00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:06,930
YOU CAN TELL ME THE TRUTH.
644
00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:08,732
I CAN HANDLE IT.
645
00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:12,903
YOUR FOOD IS REALLY GOOD.
646
00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:14,438
IT'S DELICIOUS.
647
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,906
AND MY STOMACH PAINS
ARE IN NO WAY
648
00:31:15,908 --> 00:31:17,274
MEANT TO IMPUGN YOUR COOKING.
649
00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,676
IT'S NOT ABOUT MY COOKING.
IT'S ABOUT MAREN.
650
00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:28,018
I KNOW YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE.
651
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:29,519
BUT THINK ABOUT HOW I FEEL.
652
00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:34,858
I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS
EVERY DAY.
653
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:41,565
I'M SORRY.
654
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:44,368
I'M SO SORRY, PHIL.
655
00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:47,771
WHEN I AGREED
TO MEET GRACE'S PARENTS
656
00:31:47,773 --> 00:31:51,141
NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME
TO SEE MAREN FACE-TO-FACE.
657
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:55,579
I WANT TO APOLOGIZE
FOR MY BEHAVIOR.
658
00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:57,447
I FEEL AWFUL.
659
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:02,586
- YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE?
- YES.
660
00:32:03,788 --> 00:32:05,589
YOU FEEL AWFUL?
661
00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:09,293
I DO.
662
00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:12,696
WHAT'D
YOU DO?
YOU WERE INVITED TO DINNER.
663
00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:16,466
YOU HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE GONNA
WALK INTO ALL THAT TENSION.
664
00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:18,735
MAREN AND I,
665
00:32:18,737 --> 00:32:20,537
WE'VE BEEN HAVING STRUGGLES
FOR AWHILE NOW,
666
00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:24,241
AND IT'S... I FEEL REALLY BADLY
667
00:32:24,243 --> 00:32:27,110
THAT YOU GOT DRAGGED
INTO THE MIDDLE OF IT.
668
00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:31,248
I'M EMBARRASSED.
669
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:33,517
AND I KNOW YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE.
670
00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:34,851
LITTLE BIT.
671
00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:37,521
I-I-I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
672
00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:39,790
I'M SORRY.
673
00:32:41,826 --> 00:32:43,694
HEY.
674
00:32:43,696 --> 00:32:46,363
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
675
00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:48,899
GOOD.
676
00:32:48,901 --> 00:32:50,534
THANKS.
677
00:32:51,369 --> 00:32:53,570
WELL,
I'M GLAD WE CLEARED THE AIR.
678
00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:57,407
I FEEL BETTER.
679
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,446
OOF.
680
00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:04,281
I'M NOT WASHING ANYTHING BY HAND
TONIGHT.
681
00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:06,016
NO, JUST PUT EVERYTHING IN HERE.
682
00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:09,553
GET RID OF IT. YEAH. PUT IT IN.
683
00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:14,825
HONEY...
684
00:33:15,526 --> 00:33:17,160
YOU REALLY LIKE THIS GUY, HUH?
685
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,662
YEAH, I THINK I DO.
686
00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,163
MM.
687
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:24,167
BUT HE IS A LITTLE OLD FOR YOU,
ISN'T HE?
688
00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:25,702
MOM.
689
00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:26,737
WE'RE JUST DATING, OKAY?
690
00:33:26,739 --> 00:33:28,105
WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED
OR ANYTHING.
691
00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:29,506
WE'RE JUST...
692
00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:30,807
YOU KNOW, WE'RE GETTING
TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
693
00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:31,842
WE'RE FIGURING IT OUT.
694
00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:33,276
YEAH.
695
00:33:33,278 --> 00:33:35,245
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU
RUSHING INTO SITUATIONS
696
00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:37,114
BEFORE YOU'RE EMOTIONALLY READY.
697
00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:39,416
OH.
698
00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:41,218
YOU MEAN LIKE
HOW YOU AND DAD HAD ME
699
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,652
BEFORE YOU WERE PREPARED?
700
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,658
OKAY.
701
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:50,560
WE DID INITIALLY
RUSH INTO THINGS,
702
00:33:50,562 --> 00:33:54,464
BUT THAT WAS THEN,
AND LOOK AT US NOW.
703
00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:58,935
I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
704
00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:01,872
OKAY.
705
00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:04,141
IS DAD HAVING AN AFFAIR?
706
00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:06,610
NO.
707
00:34:06,612 --> 00:34:08,512
NO. OF COURSE NOT.
708
00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:10,347
I DON'T... I DON'T KNOW.
709
00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:12,682
WHAT IS IT?
ARE
YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR?
710
00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:14,584
HONEY!
711
00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:17,387
SWEETHEART, PLEASE.
712
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:20,557
IT JUST... IT JUST FEELS
REALLY WEIRD IN THIS HOUSE.
713
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:23,160
I DON'T KNOW. AM I IMAGINING IT?
714
00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:25,462
THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON,
SWEETIE.
715
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,098
HERE.
716
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,266
ROOM FOR THIS?
717
00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:31,802
YEAH.
718
00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:46,283
UH, I'LL MEET YOU
AT THE REGISTER.
719
00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:48,351
OKAY.
720
00:34:50,988 --> 00:34:52,856
HI, SWEETHEART.
721
00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:53,890
HI.
722
00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:55,258
THOSE ARE YOUR EYES, BABY.
723
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,427
THAT NOSE... THE NOSE
IS DEFINITELY YOURS.
724
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,362
OKAY, MAYBE IT'S MY NOSE,
BUT THOSE ARE YOUR EYES.
725
00:34:59,364 --> 00:35:00,564
YOU THINK SO?
726
00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:01,698
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
727
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,266
YO.
728
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:06,803
I AM IN SOME SERIOUS SHIT
RIGHT NOW, MAN.
729
00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:08,672
THE MOM THAT I SLEPT WITH
A MONTH AGO?
730
00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:10,140
UH-HUH.
731
00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:11,441
GRACE'S MOTHER!
732
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,076
- NO FUDGING WAY.
- WHAT?
733
00:35:13,078 --> 00:35:14,578
YEAH, FUDGING WAY.
734
00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,546
NOW I'M STUCK IN A HOUSE
WITH HER AND GRACE.
735
00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:19,616
THAT IS INCREDIBLE.
736
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,651
I D... I'M FREAKING OUT, MAN.
I GOT TO BAIL.
737
00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:24,421
- No, no, no, no, no. Bad move.
- WAIT. WHAT?
738
00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:26,356
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IN THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW,
739
00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:28,258
YOU ARE ONE STEP AWAY
740
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,927
FROM HAVING A MOTHER/DAUGHTER
THREESOME.
741
00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:33,697
Oh, my God. He's about to have
a mother-daughter threesome.
742
00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:34,764
EW! EW!
743
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,333
I NEVER DID THIS
WHEN I WAS SINGLE. JESUS!
744
00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:38,455
I'M NOT HAVING A
MOTHER/DAUGHTER THREESOME!
745
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,941
DUDE, I NEED YOU TO BE SERIOUS
RIGHT NOW.
746
00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:47,043
The husband has no idea
I had sex with his wife.
747
00:35:47,045 --> 00:35:49,412
- THERE'S A HUSBAND?
- YES!
748
00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:50,847
Don't worry about it.
749
00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:52,015
SHE IS NOT GONNA WANT
750
00:35:52,017 --> 00:35:54,117
TO REVEAL THE AFFAIR
ANY MORE THAN YOU DO.
751
00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:55,652
YOU'LL BE COMPLETELY FINE.
752
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:58,722
ARE YOU KIDDING?
I THINK SHE WANTS A DIVORCE.
753
00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:00,056
PLAY IT COOL.
754
00:36:00,058 --> 00:36:02,359
NO OPEN AFFECTION TOWARD HER
IN FRONT OF THE MOTHER.
755
00:36:02,361 --> 00:36:03,793
I'M JUST COMING OVER TO YOU.
756
00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:05,629
Don't feed her
at the dinner table. Do not...
757
00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:07,898
- YOU ALL SET?
- YEAH.
758
00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:13,036
WE HAVE LEFTOVERS, SWEETIE.
759
00:36:13,038 --> 00:36:14,604
NO, THANKS.
760
00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:17,474
I SAW A DOCUMENTARY AT SCHOOL
ON THE FOOD INDUSTRY.
761
00:36:17,476 --> 00:36:19,843
I AM DONE WITH MEAT.
762
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:23,380
WELL,
60 MINUTES OF SUGAR IS TOXIC.
763
00:36:23,382 --> 00:36:24,814
BETTER THAN MAD COW.
764
00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:26,850
WE'RE BACK!
765
00:36:34,892 --> 00:36:36,426
HOW DID IT GO?
766
00:36:36,428 --> 00:36:38,061
I MADE IT.
767
00:36:38,063 --> 00:36:39,362
YAY!
768
00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:41,498
- HOW'S THINGS HERE?
- GOOD.
769
00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,366
HARRY, THIS IS MY SISTER, LIZ.
770
00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:45,969
HEY. HEY, LIZ.
771
00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:47,904
SO, UH... YOU KNOW,
772
00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:50,106
I-I-I THINK I'M ACTUALLY
GONNA HEAD OUT.
773
00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:51,641
NO! ALREADY?
774
00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:52,876
WELL, JARED'S EXPECTING ME,
775
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,544
AND I DON'T
WANT TO KEEP HIM WAITING.
776
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,112
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
YOU REALLY DON'T LOOK 100%.
777
00:36:56,114 --> 00:36:57,547
I THINK THAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD,
LIKE, LIE DOWN OR REST.
778
00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:58,982
REALLY?
WELL, THAT'S... I FEEL GREAT.
779
00:36:58,984 --> 00:37:00,317
HARRY, DO YOU PLAY GOLF?
780
00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:01,618
WHO DOESN'T?
781
00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:04,087
THAT'S GOOD.
782
00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:05,355
I HAVE AN 8:47 TEE TIME
783
00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:06,556
WITH A MANAGING PARTNER
AT THE FIRM.
784
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:09,192
YOU SHOULD JOIN US.
785
00:37:09,194 --> 00:37:11,361
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
786
00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:13,830
- THAT SOUNDS AMAZING. YEAH.
- GOOD.
787
00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:15,599
WELL, YOU SHOULD
JUST SPEND THE NIGHT, THEN.
788
00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:16,866
YEAH,
YOU CAN SLEEP IN KATE'S BEDROOM.
789
00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:18,602
SHE'S STILL AT NYU, SO...
IT'S EMPTY.
790
00:37:18,604 --> 00:37:20,604
I-I
COULD SLEEP IN KATE'S ROOM.
791
00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:23,873
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
OR, YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL DO?
792
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:27,577
NO, NO. THE GOLF COURSE
IS LITERALLY AROUND THE CORNER.
793
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:28,578
- IT'S NOT A BIG ISSUE.
- JUST STAY THE NIGHT.
794
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,013
- LISTEN.
- GRACE.
795
00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:32,349
I THINK HARRY IS SAYING
HE HAS PLANS.
796
00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:34,050
IT'S ABSOLUTELY NO INCONVENIENCE
797
00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:35,819
IF YOU WANT TO STAY
IN KATE'S ROOM.
798
00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:37,787
UGH, PHIL, LOOK AT ME.
I'M NOT IN THE PROPER ATTIRE.
799
00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,823
WELL, WE'RE ABOUT THE SAME SIZE.
800
00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:42,425
FIGURE SOMETHING OUT FOR YOU.
801
00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:46,162
UM...
802
00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:48,565
WELL, I GUESS.
803
00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:49,599
IT'S A DONE DEAL.
804
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:50,834
YOU'RE GOLFING IN THE MORNING,
805
00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:52,102
AND YOU'RE STAYING
IN KATE'S ROOM.
806
00:37:52,104 --> 00:37:53,136
- YAY!
- GOOD.
807
00:37:53,138 --> 00:37:54,704
YAY. STAYING IN KATE'S ROOM.
808
00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:57,907
- I'LL LET THE PARTNER KNOW.
- ALL RIGHT.
809
00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,876
I'LL GET MY BAG.
810
00:38:18,362 --> 00:38:20,430
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
811
00:38:20,432 --> 00:38:22,198
WHAT? HE MADE ME STAY!
812
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,700
I COULD HAVE BURNED YOUR ASS
813
00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:25,502
WHEN YOU TOOK YOUR FAKE SICK
TO... TO THE PHARMACY.
814
00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:27,837
AND YOU CHOSE TO STAY?!
GIVE ME A BREAK.
815
00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:29,839
BURN MY ASS,
AND YOUR ASS GETS BURNED.
816
00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:32,742
I'VE DECIDED TO TELL MY HUSBAND.
817
00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:35,345
OKAY.
818
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,584
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
MMHMM.
819
00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:42,919
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH THAT,
820
00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:44,654
SINCE, ACCORDING TO YOU,
RELATIONSHIPS NEED
821
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,122
TO BE FOUNDED
ON A BEDROCK OF HONESTY.
822
00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:47,724
DO NOT THROW MY WORDS
INTO MY FACE!
823
00:38:47,726 --> 00:38:49,192
YOU KNOW THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS
TO THAT RULE.
824
00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:51,194
I AM NOT PREPARED TO TELL GRACE.
825
00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:52,629
I OWE IT TO HER
TO TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED.
826
00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:53,997
OH, BULLSHIT!
827
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:55,332
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT LIED
ABOUT BEING DIVORCED.
828
00:38:55,334 --> 00:38:56,466
I NEVER SAID I WAS DIVORCED.
829
00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:59,202
- YES, YOU DID.
- NO! YOU ASSUMED.
830
00:39:00,938 --> 00:39:02,472
I THINK YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
831
00:39:02,474 --> 00:39:03,840
YOU'RE JEALOUS OF ME AND GRACE.
832
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,041
- OH, PLEASE.
- ADMIT IT.
833
00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,643
WHAT WE HAD WAS PURELY PHYSICAL.
834
00:39:06,645 --> 00:39:09,512
IT WAS ONLY ABOUT SEX.
835
00:39:16,153 --> 00:39:18,054
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
836
00:39:39,143 --> 00:39:42,212
WHY'D YOU MAKE HARRY STAY
WHEN YOU KNOW I'M NOT A FAN?
837
00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:47,550
W-W-WHAT DO YOU HAVE
AGAINST HIM?
838
00:39:48,652 --> 00:39:50,186
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO JUSTIFY
MY FEELINGS
839
00:39:50,188 --> 00:39:52,355
ABOUT WHO GETS TO STAY
IN THIS HOUSE.
840
00:39:52,357 --> 00:39:53,890
IT'S MY HOUSE, TOO.
841
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,093
YOU'RE RIGHT.
842
00:39:57,095 --> 00:39:58,795
I'M SORRY.
843
00:40:03,668 --> 00:40:06,603
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT TONIGHT.
844
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:12,208
I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK
IN TWO HOURS.
845
00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:13,410
I'D REALLY LIKE TO TALK.
846
00:40:13,412 --> 00:40:17,947
I REALLY WANT TO BE FRESH FOR
MY GOLF GAME TOMORROW MORNING.
847
00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:19,282
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS
TOMORROW?
848
00:40:19,284 --> 00:40:21,785
NO. NO.
849
00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:28,291
I WANT TO TALK NOW.
850
00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:34,364
FINE.
851
00:40:34,366 --> 00:40:36,933
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
852
00:40:38,869 --> 00:40:41,805
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HARRY.
853
00:40:44,575 --> 00:40:46,309
I JUST THOUGHT
THAT IT WOULD BE EASIER
854
00:40:46,311 --> 00:40:49,579
IF WE ALL LEFT TOGETHER
IN THE MORNING.
855
00:40:49,581 --> 00:40:52,282
WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?
856
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:02,625
YOU KNEW HOW I FELT.
857
00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:05,061
AND YOU DIDN'T CARE.
858
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:09,532
WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
859
00:41:09,534 --> 00:41:11,534
SHOULD I HAVE HIM
GO SLEEP IN HIS CAR?
860
00:41:12,938 --> 00:41:15,371
HE WAS LEAVING
TO STAY AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE,
861
00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:18,107
BUT YOU INSISTED HE STAY
JUST TO CONTRADICT ME.
862
00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:20,276
NO, I DIDN'T.
863
00:41:20,278 --> 00:41:23,213
I JUST WANT HIM TO MEET
MY PARTNER ON THE GOLF COURSE.
864
00:41:23,215 --> 00:41:25,482
HE WAS GONNA MEET YOU IN
THE MORNING AT THE GOLF COURSE!
865
00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:26,950
I ALREADY TOLD YOU. I'M SORRY.
866
00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:28,017
YES, BECAUSE YOU'LL SAY ANYTHING
867
00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:29,385
NOT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION.
868
00:41:29,387 --> 00:41:31,754
THEN WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TELL OUR DAUGHTER
869
00:41:31,756 --> 00:41:33,423
WHO SHE CAN AND CANNOT DATE?
870
00:41:33,425 --> 00:41:36,059
THAT WAY WE CAN ALL DISREGARD
EACH OTHER'S FEELINGS.
871
00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:39,762
THAT'S RICH, COMING FROM YOU.
872
00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:42,499
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.
873
00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:45,535
BESIDES,
GRACE IS TOO YOUNG FOR HIM.
874
00:41:45,537 --> 00:41:48,838
HE'S GOT BAGS UNDER HIS EYES
AND A THIN UPPER LIP.
875
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:31,948
MAREN?
876
00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:33,516
NO.
877
00:42:33,518 --> 00:42:35,318
GRACE.
878
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,053
YOU THOUGHT I WAS MY MOM?
879
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,388
NO, NO.
880
00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:39,956
UH, HEY. IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
881
00:42:39,958 --> 00:42:46,129
I DON'T KNOW.
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
882
00:42:46,131 --> 00:42:48,097
HOLY SHIT.
883
00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:50,300
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE SEX
IN THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN.
884
00:42:50,302 --> 00:42:52,502
I KNOW, BUT I DON'T WANT TO
WAKE YOUR MOM AND DAD UP.
885
00:42:52,504 --> 00:42:53,770
YOU'VE BEEN VERY PATIENT.
886
00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:55,204
I KNOW,
BUT YOUR PARENTS ARE RIGHT HERE.
887
00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:57,540
SO WHAT? IT'S NOT LIKE
WE'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL.
888
00:42:57,542 --> 00:42:59,475
YEAH.
889
00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:01,177
OKAY.
890
00:43:02,279 --> 00:43:06,215
GRACE, I REALLY DON'T FEEL
COMFORTABLE PRESSURING YOU.
891
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:09,986
IS IT MY OUTFIT?
892
00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:11,821
- IS IT TOO MUCH?
- NO. NO, HEY.
893
00:43:11,823 --> 00:43:15,692
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
LIKE, AMAZING AMAZING.
894
00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:17,060
IT'S JUST I'M... I'M HERE,
895
00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:18,328
AND IT'S...
IT'S A STRANGE HOUSE.
896
00:43:18,330 --> 00:43:19,862
IT'S... LIKE,
THE HOUSE ISN'T THAT ST...
897
00:43:19,864 --> 00:43:20,964
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
898
00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:22,999
- WHAT? WHAT?
- LISTEN. Shh.
899
00:43:23,001 --> 00:43:25,602
I HEARD SOMETHING.
900
00:43:25,604 --> 00:43:26,703
YOU NEED TO RELAX.
901
00:43:26,705 --> 00:43:28,137
OH, MY GOD. OKAY.
902
00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:29,606
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?
HEY. HEY, BABE.
903
00:43:29,608 --> 00:43:31,107
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? MM?
904
00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:33,276
I'M JUST GONNA GO...
I'M GONNA GO AND BRUSH MY TEETH.
905
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:36,980
AND THEN I'M... I'M GONNA
COME BACK HERE AFTER...
906
00:43:36,982 --> 00:43:38,114
AFTER I BRUSH THEM,
907
00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,649
SO YOU DON'T GO ANYWHERE, OKAY?
908
00:43:39,651 --> 00:43:41,918
- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.
909
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,753
- BE RIGHT BACK.
- OKAY.
910
00:43:50,462 --> 00:43:52,061
YOU'RE GONNA GO BACK IN THERE.
911
00:43:52,063 --> 00:43:53,429
YOU'RE GONNA TELL HER
YOU'RE TIRED.
912
00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:55,398
YOU'RE GONNA TELL HER
YOU'RE VERY, VERY TIRED.
913
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,966
YOU NEED TO GET
A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP
914
00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,601
SO YOU CAN IMPRESS HER DAD
AND HIS PARTNER
915
00:43:58,603 --> 00:43:59,902
AT THE GOLF COURSE TOMORROW,
916
00:43:59,904 --> 00:44:01,070
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE OUT
OF THIS HOUSE,
917
00:44:01,072 --> 00:44:02,071
YOU'RE GONNA BE HOME FREE.
918
00:44:02,073 --> 00:44:03,373
IT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO.
919
00:44:10,682 --> 00:44:11,714
NO, NO, NO, NO.
920
00:44:11,716 --> 00:44:13,116
HEY! PSST! PSST! PSST!
921
00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:15,885
Come... come here. In here.
922
00:44:15,887 --> 00:44:20,456
I HAV... I HAVE TO BRUSH
MY TEETH.
923
00:44:35,407 --> 00:44:38,675
I'M REALLY SORRY
FOR GETTING WORKED UP EARLIER.
924
00:44:38,677 --> 00:44:40,843
I'M SORRY FOR YELLING AT YOU.
925
00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:44,847
LOOK, I PROMISE
I'LL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR
926
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:46,115
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
927
00:44:46,117 --> 00:44:48,751
YOU'RE NOT THE PROBLEM.
928
00:44:48,753 --> 00:44:51,320
IT'S MY MARRIAGE.
929
00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:53,489
MY MARRIAGE IS SO SCREWED UP.
930
00:44:53,491 --> 00:44:57,393
I'LL PROBABLY GET DIVORCED
AND I'LL DIE ALONE.
931
00:44:58,663 --> 00:45:01,364
AND THAT ASSHOLE CAN
JUST MOVE ON TO SOMEONE NEW,
932
00:45:01,366 --> 00:45:04,267
BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?
933
00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:06,302
I'M 45.
934
00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:08,371
SOON, I'LL BE 50.
935
00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:10,173
NOBODY TAKES 50-YEAR-OLDS
SERIOUSLY
936
00:45:10,175 --> 00:45:11,774
BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT A THREAT.
937
00:45:11,776 --> 00:45:14,310
YOU'RE VERY THREATENING, OKAY?
938
00:45:14,312 --> 00:45:15,378
AND, HEY.
939
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:19,415
YOU CAN EASILY PASS FOR 37.
940
00:45:21,251 --> 00:45:22,885
37?
941
00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:24,454
37.
942
00:45:25,756 --> 00:45:27,657
SEE?
943
00:45:27,659 --> 00:45:29,525
IT'S NOT ALL THAT BAD.
944
00:45:29,527 --> 00:45:31,060
IT'S BAD.
945
00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:34,130
HE DOESN'T TOUCH ME ANYMORE.
946
00:45:34,132 --> 00:45:37,233
I CAN'T REMEMBER
THE LAST TIME THAT HE KISSED ME.
947
00:45:38,836 --> 00:45:40,403
AND I NEED THAT.
948
00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:42,772
I NEED TO BE KISSED,
AND I NEED TO BE TOUCHED,
949
00:45:42,774 --> 00:45:44,140
AND I NEED TO BE APPRECIATED
950
00:45:44,142 --> 00:45:46,109
AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE GIVEN UP
FOR THIS FAMILY.
951
00:45:46,111 --> 00:45:48,711
YOU'VE DONE A LOT.
YES, IT'S AWFUL. IT'S UNFAIR.
952
00:45:48,713 --> 00:45:51,547
BUT YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME.
YOU HAVE TO... LOOK AT ME.
953
00:45:51,549 --> 00:45:52,782
Y-YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
954
00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:55,585
HE NEVER EVEN ADMITTED IT,
955
00:45:55,587 --> 00:45:56,853
EVEN THOUGH I KNEW
956
00:45:56,855 --> 00:45:58,621
THAT HE WAS GOING OUTSIDE
OUR MARRIAGE.
957
00:45:58,623 --> 00:46:00,156
YOU KNOW, TIME GOES ON.
958
00:46:00,158 --> 00:46:01,591
I STOP BRINGING IT UP
BECAUSE AFTER A LITTLE WHILE,
959
00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:03,926
I START FEELING
LIKE I'M THE BAD PERSON
960
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,695
FOR HARPING ON SOMETHING
HE NEVER CONFESSED TO.
961
00:46:05,697 --> 00:46:06,996
SO TELL PHIL HOW YOU FEEL.
962
00:46:06,998 --> 00:46:08,564
I MEAN,
TELL HIM HOW YOU REALLY FEEL.
963
00:46:08,566 --> 00:46:09,599
AND WHO KNOWS?
964
00:46:09,601 --> 00:46:10,833
MAYBE YOU GUYS WORK THINGS OUT
965
00:46:10,835 --> 00:46:12,101
AND YOU MOVE ON TOGETHER,
OR YOU DON'T
966
00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:13,503
AND YOU MOVE ON SEPARATELY.
967
00:46:13,505 --> 00:46:14,871
BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE CLOSURE,
AND... AND...
968
00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:16,305
AND IN ANY CASE, YOU MOVE ON.
969
00:46:16,307 --> 00:46:18,808
MAYBE NONE OF THIS
IS MEANT TO BE.
970
00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:22,578
YOU, ME, PHIL...
971
00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:25,381
GRACE.
972
00:46:28,152 --> 00:46:30,219
OR MAYBE IT'S A SIGN
973
00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:33,122
THAT THINGS JUST NEED FIXING.
974
00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:51,541
HEY.
975
00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:02,351
EVERYTHING OKAY?
976
00:47:02,353 --> 00:47:04,086
YEAH.
977
00:47:04,088 --> 00:47:09,392
JUST HAD TO FLOSS AND...
THOSE HARD-TO-REACH PLACES.
978
00:47:12,230 --> 00:47:15,331
I'M REALLY HAPPY
YOU'RE STAYING THE NIGHT.
979
00:47:20,637 --> 00:47:23,039
I'm happy, too.
980
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:11,187
NICE SHOT.
981
00:48:11,189 --> 00:48:12,555
THANK YOU.
982
00:48:31,275 --> 00:48:33,242
SOMETIMES, I THINK SIMON SLEEPS
983
00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:35,164
WITH A NINE IRON
UNDER HIS PILLOW.
984
00:48:36,281 --> 00:48:40,016
YEAH, HE TAKES HIS GOLF
PRETTY SERIOUSLY.
985
00:48:40,018 --> 00:48:41,584
YEAH.
986
00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:43,386
IT'S JUST A GAME.
987
00:48:48,325 --> 00:48:51,727
SEEMS LIKE GRACE
REALLY LIKES YOU.
988
00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:53,663
YOU LIKE HER?
989
00:48:56,733 --> 00:48:57,733
CONFIDENTIALLY?
990
00:48:57,735 --> 00:48:58,735
ABSOLUTELY.
991
00:48:58,736 --> 00:49:00,736
- I LIKE HER.
- GOOD.
992
00:49:00,738 --> 00:49:04,407
I LIKE HER MORE THAN I'VE LIKED
ANY OTHER GIRL BEFORE.
993
00:49:04,409 --> 00:49:07,143
- THINK IT'S LOVE?
- OH.
994
00:49:07,145 --> 00:49:08,744
I'VE ONLY TOLD ONE OTHER GIRL
THAT I LOVED HER,
995
00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:11,881
AND THAT DID NOT END THE WAY
THAT I EXPECTED IT TO, SO...
996
00:49:11,883 --> 00:49:14,483
YEAH, THEY DON'T ALWAYS.
997
00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:16,218
AH.
998
00:49:17,321 --> 00:49:19,322
DO YOU THINK
YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MAREN...
999
00:49:19,324 --> 00:49:20,756
DO I THINK IT'S GONNA END?
1000
00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:23,559
I WAS GONNA SAY,
"DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA LAST?"
1001
00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:27,730
I'M... ALL THIS...
ALL THIS TENSION
1002
00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:29,899
YOU'RE FEELING
BETWEEN YOU AND MAREN,
1003
00:49:29,901 --> 00:49:31,100
I THINK
IF YOU REALLY TALK TO HER,
1004
00:49:31,102 --> 00:49:33,102
LIKE, REALLY LISTENED,
IT'D BE GOOD.
1005
00:49:33,104 --> 00:49:35,137
WELL, I TALK.
1006
00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:36,405
I TALK.
1007
00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:38,574
THE PROBLEM IS
THAT SHE DOESN'T LISTEN.
1008
00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:43,346
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT...
JUST LETTING HER TALK?
1009
00:49:45,415 --> 00:49:47,817
HOW'S THAT A CONVERSATION?
1010
00:49:51,254 --> 00:49:53,089
PHIL, I... I HONESTLY THINK
1011
00:49:53,091 --> 00:49:54,523
THAT WOMEN
SOMETIMES DON'T WANT US
1012
00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:56,592
TO HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS,
YOU KNOW?
1013
00:49:56,594 --> 00:50:00,162
IT'S... IT'S LIKE
DOING NOTHING FOR THEM
1014
00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,264
IS BETTER
THAN JUST SAYING ANYTHING
1015
00:50:02,266 --> 00:50:04,233
TO SAY SOMETHING TO THEM.
1016
00:50:05,635 --> 00:50:07,570
THINK ABOUT IT. WHAT DO THEY...
WHAT DO THEY REALLY WANT?
1017
00:50:07,572 --> 00:50:11,040
THEY WANT US...
TO PAY ATTENTION TO THEM,
1018
00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:12,942
TO... TO TOUCH THEM
1019
00:50:12,944 --> 00:50:15,177
AND TO SHOW THEM AFFECTION
1020
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:19,148
AND... KISS THEM.
1021
00:50:19,883 --> 00:50:22,385
YES! YES!
1022
00:50:22,387 --> 00:50:24,320
OKAY, HARRY. YOU'RE UP.
1023
00:50:24,322 --> 00:50:26,789
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST SPEAKING OUT LOUD.
1024
00:50:50,347 --> 00:50:52,248
WHAT'S WRONG?
1025
00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,150
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1026
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:57,319
YOU NEVER BUY ME FLOWERS.
1027
00:50:57,321 --> 00:51:01,590
OH, WELL, I... I... THOUGHT
1028
00:51:01,592 --> 00:51:03,959
MAYBE THE HOUSE COULD USE
A LITTLE COLOR.
1029
00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:07,730
THEY'RE NICE.
1030
00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:09,932
NO FLOWERS FOR ME?
1031
00:51:11,435 --> 00:51:14,437
I THOUGHT THE FLOWERS
WERE FOR THE WHOLE HOUSE.
1032
00:51:14,439 --> 00:51:17,306
OH. IT'S OKAY.
1033
00:51:19,944 --> 00:51:23,245
I GOT TO TAKE THIS CALL.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1034
00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:36,358
HOW DEEP ARE YOU IN
MOTHER/DAUGHTER ASS RIGHT NOW?
1035
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,893
I-I... DUDE,
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, MAN.
1036
00:51:37,895 --> 00:51:39,328
I GOT TO TELL GRACE
WHAT HAPPENED.
1037
00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:40,629
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
SLOW DOWN, AMIGO.
1038
00:51:40,631 --> 00:51:41,664
BAD IDEA.
1039
00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:43,132
I feel like
a complete hypocrite.
1040
00:51:43,134 --> 00:51:45,434
HERE I AM, I'M...
I'M DISHING OUT MARITAL ADVICE
1041
00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:46,936
TO MAREN AND HER...
AND HER HUSBAND
1042
00:51:46,938 --> 00:51:48,604
ABOUT HOW THEY SHOULD
COMMUNICATE OPENLY AND HONESTLY,
1043
00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:49,905
AND I CAN'T EVEN LOOK GRACE
IN THE FACE
1044
00:51:49,907 --> 00:51:51,440
AND TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED.
1045
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,709
DUDE, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE MOM OR WILL NOT SAY,
1046
00:51:53,711 --> 00:51:55,511
BUT YOU'RE DEFINITELY
GONNA SABOTAGE
1047
00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:58,447
ANY CHANCE WITH THIS GIRL
IF YOU TELL HER THE TRUTH.
1048
00:51:58,449 --> 00:52:00,216
I CANNOT BE IN A RELATIONSHIP
BASED ON DISHONESTY.
1049
00:52:00,218 --> 00:52:01,884
IT'S AGAINST MY PRINCIPLES.
1050
00:52:01,886 --> 00:52:04,653
THAT IS TOTALLY YOUR FEAR OF
COMMITMENT TALKING RIGHT NOW.
1051
00:52:04,655 --> 00:52:08,157
JARED, IF I DON'T TELL HER,
I NEED TO END THINGS WITH HER.
1052
00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:10,259
THAT'S WHERE I'M AT RIGHT NOW.
1053
00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:12,294
HAVE YOU GUYS NOTICED
ANYTHING...
1054
00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:14,029
STRANGE ABOUT HARRY?
1055
00:52:14,031 --> 00:52:16,799
HARRY? NO.
1056
00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:18,100
I'VE NOTICED.
1057
00:52:18,102 --> 00:52:19,135
- YOU HAVE?
- YOU HAVE?
1058
00:52:19,137 --> 00:52:20,903
WELL, YEAH,
1059
00:52:20,905 --> 00:52:22,671
BUT THAT'S BECAUSE HE TOLD ME
THAT, UM...
1060
00:52:22,673 --> 00:52:25,040
WELL, WHAT DID HE TELL YOU?
1061
00:52:25,042 --> 00:52:27,076
OH, WELL, IT'S JUST...
1062
00:52:27,078 --> 00:52:29,145
JUST GUY TALK, YOU KNOW?
1063
00:52:29,147 --> 00:52:31,580
MAN-TO-MAN. MANO A MANO.
1064
00:52:31,582 --> 00:52:34,416
I THINK I PUT TOO MUCH PRESSURE
ON HIM BY HAVING HIM MEET YOU.
1065
00:52:34,418 --> 00:52:36,285
WELL,
HE WAS GONNA MEET ME, ANYWAY.
1066
00:52:36,287 --> 00:52:38,254
I THINK HE'S GONNA BREAK UP
WITH ME.
1067
00:52:38,256 --> 00:52:40,923
WHAT? NO!
NO, HE REALLY LIKES YOU.
1068
00:52:40,925 --> 00:52:42,958
MAYBE HE'S PRETENDING
TO LIKE YOU
1069
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,093
SO DAD WILL HIRE HIM.
1070
00:52:44,095 --> 00:52:46,595
- LIZ.
- NO, THAT MAKES SENSE.
1071
00:52:46,597 --> 00:52:49,365
HE'S BEEN ACTING
REALLY WEIRD AND DISTANT.
1072
00:52:51,601 --> 00:52:53,502
I PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS
1073
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:55,371
BECAUSE HE SAID IT
IN CONFIDENCE,
1074
00:52:55,373 --> 00:52:58,107
BUT HE TOLD ME HE'S NEVER FELT
ABOUT ANYONE
1075
00:52:58,109 --> 00:52:59,875
THE WAY HE FEELS ABOUT YOU.
1076
00:52:59,877 --> 00:53:01,177
- HE SAID THAT?
- HE SAID THAT?
1077
00:53:01,179 --> 00:53:02,912
YEAH.
1078
00:53:02,914 --> 00:53:06,415
HE SAID HE'S NEVER LIKED ANY
GIRL AS MUCH AS HE LIKES YOU.
1079
00:53:11,488 --> 00:53:13,923
SWEETHEART, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
LIZ DRESS SHOPPING
1080
00:53:13,925 --> 00:53:15,157
FOR KATE'S PARTY?
1081
00:53:15,159 --> 00:53:16,458
OKAY.
1082
00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:18,928
I'LL SEE IF HARRY WANTS TO GO.
1083
00:53:19,896 --> 00:53:21,397
COME ON. SHOPPING.
1084
00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:28,437
WE NEED TO TALK.
1085
00:53:31,676 --> 00:53:33,943
"GRACE,
I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
1086
00:53:33,945 --> 00:53:35,945
AND I DON'T WANT YOU
TO GET MAD."
1087
00:53:35,947 --> 00:53:37,613
THAT'S AWFUL.
1088
00:53:37,615 --> 00:53:39,315
"GRACE, I GOT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING."
1089
00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:40,916
"PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME."
1090
00:53:40,918 --> 00:53:43,219
"LOOK, I'M JUST GONNA BE HONEST
WITH YOU."
1091
00:53:43,221 --> 00:53:44,787
"I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING."
1092
00:53:44,789 --> 00:53:46,488
HARRY?
1093
00:53:46,490 --> 00:53:48,290
ARE YOU OKAY?
1094
00:53:48,292 --> 00:53:51,460
YEAH.
1095
00:53:51,462 --> 00:53:53,829
I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
1096
00:53:55,498 --> 00:53:56,999
AND WHAT I'M GONNA SAY
1097
00:53:57,001 --> 00:54:01,337
IS GOING TO CHANGE
OUR RELATIONSHIP SIGNIFICANTLY.
1098
00:54:01,339 --> 00:54:03,973
I KNOW.
1099
00:54:03,975 --> 00:54:05,574
I'M READY.
1100
00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:15,351
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT
YOU THINK IT IS I'M GONNA SAY?
1101
00:54:15,353 --> 00:54:17,119
IT'S OKAY.
1102
00:54:17,121 --> 00:54:20,889
I'M SCARED TO VERBALIZE IT, TOO.
1103
00:54:22,425 --> 00:54:24,994
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
1104
00:54:26,631 --> 00:54:28,864
THERE. I SAID IT.
1105
00:54:30,734 --> 00:54:32,701
ME, TOO.
1106
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,605
I MEAN, I'M GAME TO...
1107
00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:40,342
TO HAVE AN HONEST, UH,
DISCUSSION WITH YOU.
1108
00:54:40,344 --> 00:54:43,112
ABOUT US.
1109
00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:45,414
OH.
1110
00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:47,149
OKAY.
1111
00:54:50,787 --> 00:54:52,554
WELL...
1112
00:54:59,562 --> 00:55:03,465
I STILL HAVEN'T RECOVERED
FROM YOUR AFFAIR.
1113
00:55:05,102 --> 00:55:10,572
HONEY,
I THOUGHT WE GOT THROUGH THIS.
1114
00:55:10,574 --> 00:55:12,207
NO, BECAUSE YOU NEVER ADMITTED
TO IT.
1115
00:55:12,209 --> 00:55:15,177
WELL, IT'S BECAUSE
NOTHING EVER HAPPENED.
1116
00:55:18,149 --> 00:55:19,181
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
1117
00:55:19,183 --> 00:55:20,549
WHY ARE WE TALKING
1118
00:55:20,551 --> 00:55:22,484
ABOUT STUFF FROM TWO YEARS AGO?
1119
00:55:22,486 --> 00:55:24,987
19 MONTHS.
1120
00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:28,590
AND I THOUGHT YOU SAID
NOTHING HAPPENED.
1121
00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:32,461
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
1122
00:55:32,463 --> 00:55:34,763
IS IT... IS IT...
IS IT BECAUSE YOU THINK
1123
00:55:34,765 --> 00:55:36,965
I'M GONNA PACK MY BAGS AND LEAVE
1124
00:55:36,967 --> 00:55:39,668
IF YOU TELL ME
WHAT I ALREADY KNOW?
1125
00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:42,037
ALL RIGHT, WE KISSED ONCE.
1126
00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:43,972
BUT I THINK
I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT.
1127
00:55:43,974 --> 00:55:47,810
YEAH, WHO KISSES SOMEONE ONCE
AT OUR AGE?
1128
00:55:47,812 --> 00:55:50,546
WELL, THAT'S...
THAT'S WHAT WE DID.
1129
00:55:50,548 --> 00:55:52,114
JUST ONCE.
1130
00:55:52,116 --> 00:55:53,816
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST.
1131
00:55:55,385 --> 00:55:57,453
PLEASE.
1132
00:55:57,455 --> 00:55:59,688
JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH.
1133
00:56:04,127 --> 00:56:05,894
OKAY.
1134
00:56:08,164 --> 00:56:10,366
I HAD AN AFFAIR.
1135
00:56:10,368 --> 00:56:14,536
AND IT WAS A HORRIBLE MISTAKE.
1136
00:56:14,538 --> 00:56:18,774
AND I PROMISE YOU THAT NOTHING
LIKE THAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE.
1137
00:56:32,021 --> 00:56:34,256
DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER
IN OUR BEDROOM?
1138
00:56:34,258 --> 00:56:35,891
NO. NEVER.
1139
00:56:37,427 --> 00:56:38,927
DID YOU TELL HER YOU LOVED HER?
1140
00:56:38,929 --> 00:56:40,562
NO. NO WAY.
1141
00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,137
DID SHE GIVE YOU BLOW JOBS?
1142
00:56:49,706 --> 00:56:51,840
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
1143
00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:52,641
NO.
1144
00:56:52,643 --> 00:56:54,176
- YEAH.
- NO, NO.
1145
00:56:54,178 --> 00:56:56,678
YOU DON'T GET TO DO THAT.
1146
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,447
IT'S MY RIGHT TO KNOW THIS SHIT,
1147
00:56:58,449 --> 00:56:59,782
AND YOU'RE GONNA SIT THERE,
1148
00:56:59,784 --> 00:57:02,384
AND YOU'RE GONNA ANSWER
MY RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS.
1149
00:57:06,923 --> 00:57:09,124
DID SHE GIVE YOU BLOW JOBS?
1150
00:57:12,228 --> 00:57:14,863
YES.
1151
00:57:14,865 --> 00:57:17,599
DID YOU LIKE THEM?
1152
00:57:17,601 --> 00:57:19,668
YEAH, I LIKED THEM.
1153
00:57:21,304 --> 00:57:23,405
MORE THAN MINE?
1154
00:57:23,407 --> 00:57:24,873
NO.
1155
00:57:25,675 --> 00:57:28,143
BUT THEY WERE MORE FREQUENT.
1156
00:57:31,581 --> 00:57:33,615
WHY DID IT END?
1157
00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:34,983
BECAUSE SHE WAS PRESSURING ME,
1158
00:57:34,985 --> 00:57:36,685
AND THERE WAS NO WAY IN HELL
1159
00:57:36,687 --> 00:57:38,854
THAT I WAS GONNA LEAVE YOU
FOR HER.
1160
00:57:38,856 --> 00:57:40,055
SO SHE BROKE IT OFF.
1161
00:57:40,057 --> 00:57:41,657
- NO, I BROKE IT OFF.
- MM.
1162
00:57:41,659 --> 00:57:44,092
YOU KEPT IT GOING.
NO. I BROKE IT OFF.
1163
00:57:44,094 --> 00:57:45,894
LOOK, I TOLD YOU
THAT I LIKED HER BLOW JOBS.
1164
00:57:45,896 --> 00:57:47,596
WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THIS?
1165
00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:49,965
I SWEAR TO YOU, I BROKE IT OFF.
1166
00:57:54,738 --> 00:57:57,072
I SLEPT WITH SOMEONE
IN NEW YORK.
1167
00:57:57,074 --> 00:57:59,274
LAST MONTH.
1168
00:58:05,449 --> 00:58:07,382
WHY CAN'T YOU GET ANGRY?
1169
00:58:08,786 --> 00:58:11,019
I HATE IT WHEN YOU DON'T SHOW
YOUR FEELINGS.
1170
00:58:14,692 --> 00:58:16,592
WHO WAS HE?
1171
00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:29,371
IT WAS A GUY I MET.
1172
00:58:30,807 --> 00:58:33,108
IT LASTED A WEEKEND.
1173
00:58:36,412 --> 00:58:38,280
AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
1174
00:58:38,282 --> 00:58:40,649
I FEEL LIKE...
1175
00:58:40,651 --> 00:58:43,886
I FEEL LIKE
I WANT TO DO THAT AGAIN.
1176
00:58:48,558 --> 00:58:50,459
I DON'T WANT THAT.
1177
00:58:50,461 --> 00:58:51,660
WHY NOT?
1178
00:58:53,163 --> 00:58:56,398
THERE'S NO NEED
TO KEEP UP APPEARANCES HERE.
1179
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,766
IT'S AN EMPTY HOUSE.
1180
00:58:57,768 --> 00:58:58,934
KIDS ARE GONE.
1181
00:58:58,936 --> 00:59:01,904
I KNOW THIS IS JUST...
1182
00:59:01,906 --> 00:59:06,141
SOME SORT OF DELAYED REACTION
BECAUSE OF WHAT I DID.
1183
00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:08,944
I GET IT.
1184
00:59:09,879 --> 00:59:12,281
BUT I-I BELIEVE WE CAN FIX THIS.
1185
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,855
BECAUSE I STILL LOVE YOU.
1186
00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:24,359
YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON
THAT I WANT TO SEE
1187
00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:26,695
BEFORE I CLOSE MY EYES AT NIGHT.
1188
00:59:27,998 --> 00:59:30,132
AND I'M NOT LOOKING
FOR ANYBODY ELSE.
1189
00:59:32,802 --> 00:59:35,137
I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH YOU.
1190
00:59:39,276 --> 00:59:42,411
WHERE'S THIS COMING FROM?
1191
00:59:42,413 --> 00:59:44,680
MY HEART.
1192
00:59:47,183 --> 00:59:50,385
AND I-I DID HAVE SOME TIME
ON THE COUCH
1193
00:59:50,387 --> 00:59:52,487
TO THINK ABOUT
THIS SORT OF STUFF.
1194
01:00:47,610 --> 01:00:50,846
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT
LITTLE FREAK OUT LAST NIGHT.
1195
01:00:50,848 --> 01:00:53,148
BUT I TOOK YOUR ADVICE.
1196
01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,783
AND?
1197
01:00:54,785 --> 01:00:57,352
WELL, I, UM...
1198
01:00:58,621 --> 01:01:02,858
I THINK PHIL AND I JUST HAD
AN HONEST CONVERSATION,
1199
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:04,793
AND THAT WAS REALLY UNEXPECTED.
1200
01:01:04,795 --> 01:01:07,829
I'M GONNA TELL GRACE
WHAT HAPPENED.
1201
01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:10,799
WHAT?
1202
01:01:11,768 --> 01:01:13,735
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, MAREN.
1203
01:01:13,737 --> 01:01:17,406
I CAN'T HIDE THIS FROM HER.
IT'S EATING AWAY AT ME INSIDE.
1204
01:01:17,408 --> 01:01:18,408
W-WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
1205
01:01:18,409 --> 01:01:20,075
WHY WOULD YOU DELIBERATELY
HURT HER?
1206
01:01:20,077 --> 01:01:22,277
I FEEL LIKE I'M HURTING HER
BY NOT TELLING HER.
1207
01:01:22,913 --> 01:01:24,880
THIS IS SOMETHING I CAN'T
NOT BE HONEST ABOUT.
1208
01:01:24,882 --> 01:01:27,215
OH, SCREW HONESTY!
1209
01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:30,552
WHAT IS THE POINT
OF TELLING HER?
1210
01:01:30,554 --> 01:01:33,955
SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVES ME.
1211
01:01:36,427 --> 01:01:39,494
AND I FEEL GUILTY THAT I'M
PRETENDING THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN
1212
01:01:39,496 --> 01:01:41,963
AND WALKING AROUND
UNDER THE CLOUD OF THIS MISTAKE.
1213
01:01:44,101 --> 01:01:47,536
YOU CANNOT TELL HER.
1214
01:01:47,538 --> 01:01:50,939
YOU CANNOT TELL GRACE.
1215
01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:57,045
THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN
SO MUCH EASIER IF WE HADN'T MET.
1216
01:02:00,718 --> 01:02:02,050
I'M SORRY.
1217
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,039
OH, SHIT.
1218
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:32,374
OH, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT.
1219
01:03:46,689 --> 01:03:48,957
OOH, I LIKE THEM BOTH.
1220
01:03:49,859 --> 01:03:52,460
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.
1221
01:04:01,438 --> 01:04:05,073
LET ME TAKE A PICTURE
AND SEND IT TO MOM.
1222
01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:16,017
- MOM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- HI, GIRLS.
1223
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:17,552
WELL, I JUST THOUGHT I'D COME BY
1224
01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:19,521
SO WE CAN DO SOME SHOPPING
AND HAVE SOME FUN.
1225
01:04:19,523 --> 01:04:22,357
- HARRY JUST BROKE UP WITH ME.
- WHAT?
1226
01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:24,025
YEAH, HE COULDN'T EVEN DO IT
IN PERSON.
1227
01:04:24,027 --> 01:04:25,947
HE JUST DID IT
THROUGH AN E-MAIL.
1228
01:04:26,864 --> 01:04:27,864
IT... IT DOESN'T SAY
1229
01:04:27,865 --> 01:04:29,231
HE'S BREAKING UP WITH YOU.
1230
01:04:29,233 --> 01:04:31,967
I-I-I...
THIS E-MAIL IS VERY VAGUE.
1231
01:04:31,969 --> 01:04:33,268
MOM, ARE YOU CRAZY?
1232
01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:35,237
HE SAYS HE DOESN'T FEEL
THE SAME WAY.
1233
01:04:35,239 --> 01:04:37,939
IT SAYS... IT SAYS HE WANTS
TO REMAIN FRIENDS,
1234
01:04:37,941 --> 01:04:38,941
AND THAT'S POSITIVE.
1235
01:04:38,942 --> 01:04:40,742
JUST STOP.
1236
01:04:40,744 --> 01:04:42,110
I'M AN IDIOT.
1237
01:04:42,112 --> 01:04:43,345
NO, NO, NO, SWEETIE.
1238
01:04:43,347 --> 01:04:44,546
DON'T CRY. DON'T...
PLEASE DON'T CRY.
1239
01:04:44,548 --> 01:04:45,747
I SHOULD HAVE JUST
LISTENED TO YOU.
1240
01:04:45,749 --> 01:04:46,982
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1241
01:04:46,984 --> 01:04:48,583
I'M ACTUALLY STARTING
TO LIKE HIM NOW,
1242
01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:50,886
AND I THINK THIS IS JUST
A LITTLE BIT OF HEALTHY DIALOG.
1243
01:04:50,888 --> 01:04:52,721
- DIALOG?
- YES.
1244
01:04:52,723 --> 01:04:54,155
HE COULDN'T EVEN CALL ME!
1245
01:04:54,157 --> 01:04:55,924
HE DUMPED YOU.
WHY WOULD HE CALL YOU?
1246
01:04:55,926 --> 01:04:57,025
LIZ, PLEASE. NO.
1247
01:04:57,027 --> 01:04:58,393
HE DIDN'T CALL YOU BECAUSE...
1248
01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:00,228
BECAUSE...
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
1249
01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:01,563
- OH, HE DIDN'T MEAN IT?
- HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
1250
01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:03,765
- HE DIDN'T MEAN IT?
- HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
1251
01:05:03,767 --> 01:05:05,767
WAIT A MINUTE.
1252
01:05:05,769 --> 01:05:07,302
HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
1253
01:05:07,304 --> 01:05:08,370
HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
1254
01:05:08,372 --> 01:05:10,672
NO, HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT.
1255
01:05:10,674 --> 01:05:15,410
I SAID, "I LOVE YOU,"
AND HE SAID, "I DO, TOO."
1256
01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:17,779
I AM SO STUPID.
1257
01:05:17,781 --> 01:05:19,180
NO, NO, NO, SWEETIE.
1258
01:05:19,182 --> 01:05:20,982
I'M SURE THIS IS JUST
ONE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.
1259
01:05:20,984 --> 01:05:23,018
THAT'S ALL IT IS. NO, IT'S NOT.
1260
01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:24,419
I CAN'T EVEN BE HERE RIGHT NOW.
1261
01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:27,122
- NO, GRACE.
- I'M GOING BACK TO THE CITY.
1262
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:53,248
ASSHOLE.
1263
01:05:58,354 --> 01:06:00,422
DID YOU TELL GRACE
WHAT HAPPENED?
1264
01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:03,091
WHY WOULD I TELL GRACE?
1265
01:06:03,093 --> 01:06:05,794
MAREN, SHE JUST SENT ME A TEXT
CALLING ME A MANIPULATIVE LIAR.
1266
01:06:05,796 --> 01:06:07,395
SHE WON'T TAKE
ANY OF MY PHONE CALLS. PLEASE.
1267
01:06:07,397 --> 01:06:09,357
WELL,
I JUST TALKED TO HER, AND...
1268
01:06:10,901 --> 01:06:14,269
SHE WAS, UM, SHAKEN
1269
01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:17,138
BY YOUR EMOTIONAL INDIFFERENCE
EARLIER TODAY.
1270
01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:19,641
EVERYTHING WAS FINE WITH US
AN HOUR AGO.
1271
01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:21,810
WAS IT?
1272
01:06:21,812 --> 01:06:23,712
SHE DIDN'T FEEL
YOU WERE BEING GENUINE.
1273
01:06:23,714 --> 01:06:26,047
ABOUT WHAT?
1274
01:06:26,049 --> 01:06:28,216
ABOUT BEING IN LOVE.
1275
01:06:31,087 --> 01:06:33,989
IF YOU DON'T LOVE HER,
JUST LET HER GO.
1276
01:06:33,991 --> 01:06:37,659
AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO HURT
HER FEELINGS WITH THE TRUTH.
1277
01:06:57,179 --> 01:06:59,147
HARRY!
1278
01:06:59,149 --> 01:07:01,616
HEY, YOU LEAVING ALREADY?
1279
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,487
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH SIMON.
1280
01:07:05,489 --> 01:07:09,457
I FIGURED YOU'D WANT TO KNOW
HE MADE A DECISION.
1281
01:07:09,459 --> 01:07:11,993
WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU
ON OUR TEAM.
1282
01:07:13,129 --> 01:07:15,663
H.R. IS GONNA BE SENDING YOU
SOME PAPERWORK TO LOOK OVER,
1283
01:07:15,665 --> 01:07:16,798
OKAY?
1284
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,134
CONGRATULATIONS.
1285
01:07:19,136 --> 01:07:20,535
THANK YOU.
1286
01:08:38,849 --> 01:08:40,982
- SHE... SHE LIKES PEACHES.
- IS THAT RIGHT?
1287
01:08:40,984 --> 01:08:43,885
HAPPY GRADUATION!
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
1288
01:08:43,887 --> 01:08:45,153
THANK YOU.
1289
01:08:45,155 --> 01:08:46,187
THANKS, GUYS.
1290
01:08:47,256 --> 01:08:49,624
THEY'RE THE EXACT, SAME THING.
IT WOULD BE, LIKE...
1291
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:51,626
HOLD ON ONE SECOND. SORRY.
1292
01:08:56,732 --> 01:08:57,999
YEAH.
1293
01:08:58,001 --> 01:08:59,868
ARE WE STILL GOING ON HIS BOAT?
1294
01:08:59,870 --> 01:09:02,737
I'M NOT SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
1295
01:09:02,739 --> 01:09:06,007
YOU KNOW, GRACE HASN'T RETURNED
MY PHONE CALLS.
1296
01:09:06,009 --> 01:09:08,409
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
1297
01:09:08,411 --> 01:09:11,412
WELL, I-I INVITED HARRY,
SWEETHEART.
1298
01:09:11,414 --> 01:09:13,148
I-I THOUGHT
IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA
1299
01:09:13,150 --> 01:09:15,383
FOR HIM TO TALK TO GRACE.
1300
01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:19,087
WHAT IF GRACE
DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO HIM?
1301
01:09:19,089 --> 01:09:20,588
PHIL. YOU GOT A SECOND?
1302
01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:22,457
- OH, HEY, MARIO.
- SOMEBODY I WANT YOU TO MEET.
1303
01:09:22,459 --> 01:09:24,419
ALL RIGHT,
HOLD ON A SECOND, HARRY.
1304
01:09:25,528 --> 01:09:27,595
I JUST WANT TO TALK TO GRACE.
THAT'S ALL.
1305
01:09:27,597 --> 01:09:29,697
YEAH. AND TELL HER ABOUT US.
1306
01:09:29,699 --> 01:09:31,099
I'M NOT GONNA TELL HER
ABOUT US, MAREN.
1307
01:09:31,101 --> 01:09:32,621
- REALLY?
- YES.
1308
01:09:33,702 --> 01:09:35,904
MAREN, THIS HAS BEEN
THE WORST WEEK OF MY LIFE.
1309
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:41,509
PLEASE. I'M NOT GONNA CAUSE
ANY PROBLEMS.
1310
01:09:56,292 --> 01:09:59,527
LOOK...
1311
01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:01,763
I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT
TO TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW,
1312
01:10:01,765 --> 01:10:05,433
BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT...
1313
01:10:05,435 --> 01:10:06,768
I WAS SCARED TO SAY
HOW I TRULY FELT
1314
01:10:06,770 --> 01:10:08,269
BACK AT YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE.
1315
01:10:08,271 --> 01:10:11,639
I WAS AFRAID OF GETTING
TOO CLOSE AND GETTING HURT
1316
01:10:11,641 --> 01:10:13,208
AND I WAS A COWARD,
1317
01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:15,376
BUT THAT'S WHY I'M HERE NOW,
1318
01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:17,779
TO TELL YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL.
1319
01:10:20,282 --> 01:10:22,550
GRACE, I LOVE YOU,
1320
01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:24,118
AND I KNOW THIS IS REAL
1321
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:25,954
BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF LOSING
YOU HURTS ME SO MUCH
1322
01:10:25,956 --> 01:10:30,191
THAT I CAN'T SLEEP, I CAN'T EAT,
I CAN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT.
1323
01:10:30,193 --> 01:10:31,693
I KNOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME,
1324
01:10:31,695 --> 01:10:34,395
AND I'M SORRY
FOR SHOWING UP UNANNOUNCED,
1325
01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:37,465
BUT I REALLY WANTED TO COME HERE
AND TALK TO YOU.
1326
01:10:47,109 --> 01:10:48,876
I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU CAME.
1327
01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:01,422
I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU
RIGHT NOW.
1328
01:11:01,424 --> 01:11:02,657
I FEEL LIKE
I'VE NEVER BEEN CLOSER
1329
01:11:02,659 --> 01:11:04,292
TO ANYBODY ELSE
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
1330
01:11:04,294 --> 01:11:07,829
I-I FEEL LIKE I ALWAYS WANT US
TO JUST SHARE HOW WE FEEL AND...
1331
01:11:07,831 --> 01:11:10,198
AND JUST BE OPEN
SO THAT WE NEVER GET HURT.
1332
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,333
YES! GRACE, I DON'T EVER
WANT TO HURT YOU AGAIN.
1333
01:11:12,335 --> 01:11:15,036
- YEAH, NO MORE SECRETS.
- I WANT TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING.
1334
01:11:15,038 --> 01:11:16,938
AND... AND NEVER KEEP ANYTHING
FROM EACH OTHER.
1335
01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:18,940
- NO MORE SECRETS.
- YEAH, NO MORE SECRETS.
1336
01:11:18,942 --> 01:11:21,643
BEFORE WE STARTED DATING,
I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER.
1337
01:11:23,679 --> 01:11:25,146
- WHAT?
- I KNOW.
1338
01:11:25,148 --> 01:11:27,715
THAT NIGHT THAT I MET YOU,
AFTER I WALKED YOU HOME,
1339
01:11:27,717 --> 01:11:29,050
I WENT TO A HOTEL BAR,
1340
01:11:29,052 --> 01:11:30,585
AND SHE WAS THERE,
AND THAT'S HOW WE MET.
1341
01:11:30,587 --> 01:11:31,886
AND I'M JUST...
1342
01:11:31,888 --> 01:11:33,154
I WANT TO LAY THIS
ALL OUT THERE NOW
1343
01:11:33,156 --> 01:11:34,389
SO THAT WE CAN JUST GET PAST IT
1344
01:11:34,391 --> 01:11:35,757
AND IT WON'T COME BACK
TO HAUNT US.
1345
01:11:35,759 --> 01:11:37,992
WE CAN JUST MOVE FORWARD
AND BE HAPPY TOGETHER.
1346
01:11:40,062 --> 01:11:42,430
YOU HAD SEX WITH MY MOM?
1347
01:11:42,432 --> 01:11:43,798
IT WAS A-A TINY MISTAKE THAT...
1348
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,233
THAT JUST HAPPENED
THAT ONE WEEKEND.
1349
01:11:45,235 --> 01:11:46,501
BUT... BUT I'M GLAD
I'M TELLING YOU THIS NOW.
1350
01:11:46,503 --> 01:11:48,202
YOU HAD SEX WITH MY MOM.
1351
01:11:48,204 --> 01:11:50,004
I'M... I'M GLAD I'M GETTING
THIS OFF MY CHEST,
1352
01:11:50,006 --> 01:11:51,673
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HIDE
THIS FROM YOU ANYMORE AND...
1353
01:11:51,675 --> 01:11:53,841
YOU SEX WITH MY MOM?!
1354
01:11:53,843 --> 01:11:55,443
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?!
1355
01:11:55,445 --> 01:11:57,011
I WAS UNDER THE ASSUMPTION
1356
01:11:57,013 --> 01:11:58,479
THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE HONEST
WITH EACH OTHER.
1357
01:11:58,481 --> 01:12:00,548
- NOT ABOUT THIS!
- ABOUT EVERYTHING.
1358
01:12:10,626 --> 01:12:13,127
SWEETHEART, WHAT'S GOING ON?
1359
01:12:17,099 --> 01:12:18,466
OH.
1360
01:12:23,806 --> 01:12:24,672
GRACE.
1361
01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,841
DON'T LEAVE! GRACE!
1362
01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:37,085
NO, I KNOW, SWEETIE.
1363
01:12:37,087 --> 01:12:38,553
I KNOW.
1364
01:12:38,555 --> 01:12:41,089
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TRY
TO TALK TO HER?
1365
01:12:42,858 --> 01:12:44,258
OKAY.
1366
01:12:44,260 --> 01:12:46,294
NO, I UNDERSTAND.
1367
01:12:47,229 --> 01:12:49,430
WELL,
TRY TO GET SOME REST TONIGHT,
1368
01:12:49,432 --> 01:12:52,633
AND WE'LL TALK IN THE MORNING,
OKAY?
1369
01:12:53,902 --> 01:12:55,603
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
1370
01:12:55,605 --> 01:12:57,071
ALL RIGHT, GOOD NIGHT.
1371
01:12:58,608 --> 01:13:01,042
I'VE MADE UP THE COUCH.
1372
01:13:02,177 --> 01:13:03,978
YOU'RE KIDDING.
1373
01:13:04,947 --> 01:13:06,247
IT'S FOR ME.
1374
01:13:06,249 --> 01:13:08,049
I'LL SLEEP DOWNSTAIRS.
1375
01:13:08,051 --> 01:13:09,684
MAREN.
1376
01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:11,886
WAIT A MINUTE.
1377
01:13:22,331 --> 01:13:24,265
HOW IS SHE?
1378
01:13:25,435 --> 01:13:27,835
WELL, SHE IS VERY UPSET.
1379
01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:35,676
DOES SHE HATE ME?
1380
01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:49,290
I'VE BEEN SAVING THE GOOD STUFF
1381
01:13:49,292 --> 01:13:52,794
FOR A, UH, SPECIAL OCCASION.
1382
01:14:04,606 --> 01:14:06,240
YOU FUCKED HARRY.
1383
01:14:09,179 --> 01:14:11,479
TRULY SORRY.
1384
01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:25,660
YOU FUCKED
YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND.
1385
01:14:34,069 --> 01:14:36,337
YOU FUCKED
YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND.
1386
01:14:36,339 --> 01:14:38,239
THAT'S...
1387
01:15:02,898 --> 01:15:03,698
STOP IT.
1388
01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:04,700
I CAN'T HELP IT.
1389
01:15:05,768 --> 01:15:08,469
IT'S AMAZING.
1390
01:15:08,471 --> 01:15:10,238
THAT'S JUST...
1391
01:16:21,777 --> 01:16:23,544
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO DAD?
1392
01:16:23,546 --> 01:16:25,880
YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.
1393
01:16:25,882 --> 01:16:27,348
DAD'S PERFECT.
1394
01:16:29,051 --> 01:16:31,052
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
1395
01:16:38,293 --> 01:16:39,493
I KNEW IT.
1396
01:16:40,429 --> 01:16:43,531
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON
WITH YOU GUYS.
1397
01:16:43,533 --> 01:16:46,000
WE SCREWED UP, SWEETIE.
1398
01:16:46,002 --> 01:16:48,035
WE BOTH SCREWED UP.
1399
01:16:49,638 --> 01:16:52,039
WE TOOK EACH OTHER FOR GRANTED.
1400
01:16:53,075 --> 01:16:56,310
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE THINK
JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE KIDS,
1401
01:16:56,312 --> 01:16:58,446
YOU SOMEHOW KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
1402
01:16:58,448 --> 01:17:03,551
AS IF HAVING A FAMILY
MAKES YOU PERFECT, RIGHT?
1403
01:17:03,553 --> 01:17:06,454
IT DOESN'T.
1404
01:17:06,456 --> 01:17:07,822
IT'S HARD.
1405
01:17:07,824 --> 01:17:10,825
IT'S HARD WORK.
1406
01:17:10,827 --> 01:17:13,894
AND I'M NOT SAYING HAVING
AN AFFAIR IS THE ANSWER,
1407
01:17:13,896 --> 01:17:15,997
BECAUSE IT'S NOT.
1408
01:17:17,532 --> 01:17:21,135
SOMETIMES IT TAKES
ALMOST LOSING SOMETHING
1409
01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:24,772
TO MAKE YOU REMEMBER WHY
YOU LEFT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
1410
01:17:28,910 --> 01:17:31,846
SWEETIE,
I KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT HIM.
1411
01:17:31,848 --> 01:17:34,315
ALL HE DID
WAS TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
1412
01:17:36,051 --> 01:17:40,388
EVERY TIME I OPEN MYSELF UP
TO HIM, HE HURTS ME.
1413
01:17:40,390 --> 01:17:44,625
WHETHER IT'S HIM...
TELLING ME ABOUT YOU
1414
01:17:44,627 --> 01:17:47,294
OR WRITING ME AN E-MAIL
TO BREAK UP WITH ME.
1415
01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:48,863
I WROTE THAT.
1416
01:17:50,165 --> 01:17:51,298
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GET SENT.
1417
01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:52,767
THAT... THAT PART
WAS AN ACCIDENT,
1418
01:17:52,769 --> 01:17:55,102
BUT... BUT I WROTE IT.
1419
01:17:55,104 --> 01:17:57,505
HE WAS GONNA TELL YOU
EVERYTHING.
1420
01:17:57,507 --> 01:18:00,408
AND I... I-I-I PANICKED.
1421
01:18:00,410 --> 01:18:02,376
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
1422
01:18:02,378 --> 01:18:05,046
AND I-I-I COULDN'T BEAR
THE THOUGHT OF HURTING YOU,
1423
01:18:05,048 --> 01:18:09,650
AND, OF COURSE, THEN I ENDED UP
HURTING YOU, AND...
1424
01:18:09,652 --> 01:18:11,385
I AM SO SORRY.
1425
01:18:13,922 --> 01:18:17,792
THAT IS SO FUCKED UP.
1426
01:18:17,794 --> 01:18:19,927
SO FUCKED UP.
1427
01:18:26,601 --> 01:18:28,302
LOOK.
1428
01:18:28,304 --> 01:18:30,171
HE WANTED TO BE WITH YOU SO BAD
1429
01:18:30,173 --> 01:18:32,540
THAT HE WAS WILLING
TO RISK LOSING YOU.
1430
01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:35,142
SO?
1431
01:18:35,144 --> 01:18:38,345
I... WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
1432
01:18:39,148 --> 01:18:41,482
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
1433
01:18:41,484 --> 01:18:44,085
I'M SAYING
DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
1434
01:18:58,967 --> 01:19:02,203
WHOO!
1435
01:19:05,741 --> 01:19:08,509
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
1436
01:19:09,878 --> 01:19:11,178
JUST GETTING WARMED UP.
1437
01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:13,280
YOU ARE JUST GETTING WARMED UP.
1438
01:19:17,652 --> 01:19:19,587
WHOO! YES!
1439
01:19:19,589 --> 01:19:21,522
WHOO! YEAH!
1440
01:19:22,992 --> 01:19:24,058
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT!
1441
01:19:24,060 --> 01:19:26,627
YOU'RE THE MAN! WHOO! YEAH!
1442
01:19:26,629 --> 01:19:29,563
HEY, YOU READY
TO MAKE IT HAPPEN, HARRY?
1443
01:20:08,603 --> 01:20:10,137
OKAY, LOOK, BEFORE YOU CLOSE
THE DOOR IN MY FACE,
1444
01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:11,505
'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE MAD
1445
01:20:11,507 --> 01:20:13,440
AND YOU PROBABLY
DON'T WANT ME HERE RIGHT NOW,
1446
01:20:13,442 --> 01:20:15,209
JUST LET ME
GET THIS OFF MY CHEST.
1447
01:20:15,211 --> 01:20:18,145
I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT
ABOUT YOU AND ME AND...
1448
01:20:42,237 --> 01:20:45,039
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX.
1449
01:20:45,041 --> 01:20:47,641
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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