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- Enjoy your dinner?
- Marvellous.
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- Car check, please, sir.
- Yeah. Right here.
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Here you go.
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- What's the matter?
- I left my gloves on the table.
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You're improving.
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You usually remember them
halfway home.
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- I'll go get them.
- I can save you the trouble.
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Like this?
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- You want me to?
- No.
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I definitely, emphatically
and positively do not.
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- What time is the floorshow?
- There isn't any.
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- Isn't this the Club Bimbo?
- No, it's La Petite Maison.
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- Who stole the Club Bimbo?
- I'm afraid I don't know.
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I get it.
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Beautiful but dumb.
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In that case, let's go straight
to my apartment.
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No, thank you.
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Look, lady.
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Please. In three days,
I gotta be in Cleveland.
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Sir, you leave me alone.
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Or I promise you'll regret it.
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My spirit cannot be dampened.
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That's what you think.
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What's going on here?
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- Are you her husband?
- Yes, I am! Who are you?
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I'm a reformed drunk.
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Sam, what happened?
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He tried to pick me up,
so I dampened his spirit.
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With real water? By witchcraft!
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- Well...
- Well what?
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He was in no condition to drive.
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I say the use of witchcraft
was completely uncalled-for!
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And I say it was my duty
to the motoring public.
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That's just an excuse.
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You took fiendish delight in putting
that guy in his place, and you know it.
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Darrin, I resent that.
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I am not a fiend.
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I didn't say that.
I said you took fiendish delight.
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Well, you can't take fiendish delight
unless you're a fiend.
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- You can too.
- You cannot.
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- Boy, are you unreasonable!
- No. You are.
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That's what you always say.
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Only as a last alternative.
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In our four years of marriage, I have
been through 2856 last alternatives.
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I never knew you kept score.
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I don't.
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I meant that as a wild exaggeration.
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- Samantha.
- Yes, dear.
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It's my considered opinion that you
use witchcraft at the drop of a hat.
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And furthermore, that you love it.
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Darrin, that's not
your considered opinion.
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You're saying that
because you're angry.
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I'm not angry.
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It's just that I'm tired of fighting
a losing battle.
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So I surrender.
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Let's stop being hypocrites.
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Let's tell the whole world
your true identity.
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Are you serious?
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Why not?
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Could my existence be more hectic?
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- Yes.
- I doubt it very much.
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Good night.
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You're about to have a dream
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And, in the words
of a great philosopher...
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it's going to be a beaut.
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We'll tell the whole world
I'm a witch.
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Let's start with Larry Tate.
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Come in.
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Larry, do you have a minute
to talk to us?
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To you, a minute,
to Samantha, a lifetime.
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What brings you
to our happy little jungle?
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- I do.
- It's all Darrin's idea.
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- We have something to tell you.
- Let's see if I can guess.
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My guess is he'll never guess.
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I think we'd better sit down.
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Sure.
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It isn't your marriage, is it?
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- Yes, it's our marriage.
- Well...
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my advice is
to just roll with the punches.
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Larry, you don't understand.
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Don't be greedy, Darrin.
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You've had four good years, and
now that they're over, cherish them.
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That's a lovely thought, Larry.
May I write it down?
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So when you yell and scream
at each other, do it with kindness.
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- Larry, that isn't our problem.
- Our problem is me.
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Samantha is different.
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- From whom?
- From you and me.
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Well, naturally.
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I'm a man, and you're a man
and she's a woman.
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- No, she isn't.
- She isn't a woman?
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- No.
- I see.
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Congratulations, sir.
That's an amazing disguise.
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Darrin means
that I am not a mortal woman.
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I'm a witch.
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Okay, kids. You got your laugh.
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Now run along
and let me go back to work.
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Larry, we're not kidding.
My wife is a witch.
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Darrin, if you want a vacation,
ask for it.
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You don't have to go through this
fruitcake routine.
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Larry, I am a full-fledged...
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card-carrying,
cauldron-stirring witch.
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All right, witch-wife.
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Show me the old black magic.
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Where'd she go?
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Well, that...
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That was done with mirrors.
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How many mirrors? Two?
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You had them up your sleeves.
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Well, how about two big mirrors?
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The...
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The little ones were expandable.
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Are you all right, Larry?
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- Samantha?
- Yes, Larry?
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With my brains and your voodoo...
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we can control the world.
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Larry, let me explain how we made
the adjustment in the past...
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and how we hope
to make the adjustment in the future.
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Never mind the petty details.
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Sam, with you on my team,
at a generous salary...
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I can juggle the stock market and
seize control of the national economy.
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That's true, Larry, but...
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Today the nation,
tomorrow the world!
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Larry, take it easy.
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I can't. I'm mad with power.
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Well, we're not.
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We don't want to use my witchcraft
to rule the world.
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That's right. And when you've had
time to think it over, you'll decide...
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I'll decide I wanna rule the world.
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I've wanted to rule the world
since I was a little kid.
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We're sorry, Larry. We really are.
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Well, just because you two
don't want anything for yourselves...
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- let's not forget old Lar.
- "Old Lar"?
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I should be entitled to a modest
amount of fallout, shall we say?
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Just out of loyalty and friendship?
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Larry, we refuse to use
Samantha's power...
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for material gains for ourselves
or anyone else.
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You sore because
I want a piece of the action?
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There isn't gonna be
any of that kind of action.
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All right, forget it.
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Forgive me for being pushy.
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I thank you for the information and
now I find myself running late, so...
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Sam.
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Darrin. Just one more thing.
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- Yes, Larry?
- You're fired.
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Larry wasn't a very good sport
about that, was he?
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Maybe it was just a fluke.
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Let's see what happens
when we tell the Kravitzes.
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- Oh, please, come in.
- Go in, honey.
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Is your wife home?
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Abner? Oh, hi there.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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What an unexpected surprise.
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We came to bring you
a bit of neighbourhood gossip.
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We did not.
We came to clear the air.
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- About what?
- About who I am.
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- Who are you?
- I am a witch.
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I don't believe you.
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Well, honestly.
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I don't believe her.
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It's true. She's a witch.
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I knew it!
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I thought you didn't believe her.
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I meant I didn't believe
she'd ever admit it.
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I believed she was a witch
from the second I met her.
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The problem is,
you didn't believe me.
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I still don't. I don't believe all of you.
Where is it?
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- Where's what?
- The candid camera.
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I'm being embarrassed
on coast-to-coast television.
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Mr. Kravitz, there's no camera.
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Unless you need one.
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There. Did you see that?
She conjured up a camera.
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Look, now she changed the camera
into a chicken.
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Was that really necessary?
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Well, you wanted me
to convince him, didn't you?
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Just let us live.
We're young and we wanna live.
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If you must take one of us, take me.
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But, Mr. Kravitz,
I'm not a bad witch.
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- I'm a good witch.
- Her mother's a bad witch.
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Well, it's been nice
chatting with you.
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See you soon.
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Well, sweetheart,
how do you like it so far?
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Keep dreaming, sweetheart.
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It's a few weeks later.
We've told all our friends.
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Somebody told the newspapers,
and now you have your wish:
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The whole world knows our secret.
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The whole world knows I'm a witch.
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The whole world knows I'm a witch.
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All right, folks, right this way.
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Just one dollar for a comfortable seat
across from where the witch lives.
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Children, 50 cents.
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The price of admission includes
a thrilling lecture by Gladys Kravitz...
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entitled, "The Samantha Stephens
I Have Known and Feared."
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way, you're in my way.
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Peanuts, popcorn.
Peanuts, popcorn.
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Peanuts, popcorn. Right here.
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Here comes a car.
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- That's her husband.
- The witch's husband.
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- Let's get his autograph.
- Yeah, let's go.
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Mr. Samantha,
may I have your autograph?
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- Me too.
- Isn't he handsome?
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May I have your tie for good luck?
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I'm sorry, madam, but if you wanna
fly to Florida for your vacation...
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you're gonna have to do it
by airplane.
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My broom is booked for the season.
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Hi there. What's new?
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Oh, not much.
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- I got caught in a stampede...
- Excuse me.
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Hello.
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Speaking.
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Mickey Mantle? The Mickey Mantle?
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Oh, Mr. Mantle,
I'm surprised at you.
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But that wouldn't be fair.
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If I worked it out
so that you could bat.600...
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I'd have to let
all the other players bat.600.
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And besides, I'm a Mets fan.
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You're welcome anyhow. Goodbye.
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Oh, my. This phone
hasn't stopped ringing all day.
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We'll have to change our number.
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We've already changed it 10 times.
They keep tracking us down.
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Well, how'd the job-hunting
go today?
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It went rotten. Ever...
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All my prospective employers
either thought I was too controversial...
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or they wanted to make
a package deal.
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You mean like Don Drysdale
and Sandy Koufax?
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They'll only hire me
if they can hire you...
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so they can raise their profits
by witchcraft.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Daddy needs a kiss.
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Tabatha?
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Hon?
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What's the matter with her?
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She's depressed.
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- By what?
- None of her friends will play with her.
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- Because her mother's a witch?
- No.
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Because her mother's a witch
who won't give everyone a pony.
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Poor kid. Why should she
be punished for my mistake?
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You get it.
And if it's another moocher...
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turn him into a chicken.
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- Mrs. Darrin Stephens?
- Yes.
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I'm Brigadier General Stanton.
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This is Agent W of our
top-secret organization, the HHH.
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What does HHH stand for?
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That's top-secret.
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We'd like to confer with you
and your husband.
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Certainly. Come in.
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I'll get the door.
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General Stanton,
Agent W of the HHH...
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my husband, Darrin Stephens.
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- How do you do?
- How do you do?
250
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- Who assaulted you?
- My fans.
251
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:20,277
General, next time they won't miss.
252
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:24,268
Stephens, I regret to inform you that
you, your wife and your daughter...
253
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are in grave personal danger.
254
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,628
We are?
255
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,274
Washington has been flooded
with letters and telegrams...
256
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,040
demanding that you all
be burned at the stake.
257
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,193
Well, that's ridiculous.
258
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,550
Witch-burning went out
in the 17th century.
259
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,034
It's being revived.
260
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,398
- May we be seated?
- Please.
261
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,799
We have reason to believe...
262
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,833
that a blueprint for your destruction
is nearing completion.
263
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,395
They're gathering firewood
from Maine to California.
264
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,919
Oh, piffle.
265
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:05,079
Mrs. Stephens, to the security
of the United States of America...
266
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,635
I assure you it is not piffle.
267
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,752
- Why not?
- Because we need you.
268
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,915
Thank you.
269
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,959
Not you. Her.
270
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,473
You are an American witch,
aren't you?
271
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,475
- Yes.
- And will you use your powers...
272
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,716
- to defend your country?
- No.
273
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,717
- Yes, she will.
- Darrin.
274
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,275
You don't want me to use
my witchcraft for anything.
275
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,711
That was my old policy.
My new policy is...
276
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:39,478
- Is what?
- Whatever best serves my country.
277
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,716
That's well-spoken, son.
278
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,952
We want to take the three of you
into protective custody...
279
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,310
so we can interrogate
your wife thoroughly...
280
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:53,111
and, at the same time, keep you
and your child under armed guard.
281
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,549
In other words, you want us
to become military prisoners.
282
00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,115
- Guests.
- Where?
283
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,953
We haven't decided.
284
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,957
We thought your wife might help us.
285
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,955
Well, I'd be happy to.
286
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,674
What type of place
did you have in mind?
287
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,677
Some place isolated.
288
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:17,635
Say, for instance,
an abandoned military installation...
289
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:21,879
somewhere in the middle of a desert,
with maximum security.
290
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,197
A nice concentration-camp
atmosphere.
291
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,958
Yes, that's it.
292
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,513
- When would you like us to leave?
- The sooner, the better.
293
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,354
Tabatha? Would you come
down here a minute?
294
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,077
By the way, she is a witch.
295
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,794
There are others.
My mother and Aunt Clara...
296
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,116
and my daddy and Uncle Arthur
are warlocks.
297
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:48,438
And so is Aunt Enchantra,
Aunt Hagatha, cousin...
298
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:49,834
Oh, here, sweetheart.
299
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,951
You come over here
and stand still, all right?
300
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,878
Yes, Mommy.
301
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:57,072
Well, alrighty.
Darrin, are you ready?
302
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,558
Ready?
303
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,312
Excuse me.
304
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,956
- Ready for what?
- To do our patriotic duty.
305
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,949
There go three great Americans.
306
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:27,909
- Where are we?
- We're in protective custody.
307
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,999
That trailer is our new home,
and this is our recreation area.
308
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,509
- How do you like it?
- I hate it!
309
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,712
Mrs. Stephens, Miss Stephens,
interrogation time.
310
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,309
Yes, sir. Come on, sweetheart.
311
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,872
Why are they taking Tabatha?
312
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,311
Because little American witches
grow into big American witches.
313
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,750
Goodbye, Daddy, I love you.
314
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:03,077
- I love you.
- So do I.
315
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,952
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
316
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,829
Let me out! Let me out! Let me out!
317
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,151
Let me out! Let me out!
318
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,600
- Yes, sweetheart.
- Let me out!
319
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,796
Yes, I'll let you out right this minute.
320
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,716
Your magic dream is now all over
321
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,635
Samantha, come back!
322
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,476
Come back from where?
323
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,836
You're here.
324
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,556
And I'm here.
325
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,230
- Where's Tabatha?
- Well, she's in her bedroom. Why?
326
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,272
Well, because...
327
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,558
Because I was...
328
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,593
Oh, nothing.
329
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,151
I just...
330
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,677
Nothing. Good...
331
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,677
Good night, Sam.
332
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,835
Good night, sweetheart.
333
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,917
Pleasant dreams.
334
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,437
- Good morning, ladies.
- Morning, sweetheart.
335
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,393
- Good morning, Daddy.
- Good morning.
336
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,995
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
337
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,629
- How'd you sleep?
- Like a tot.
338
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,319
Darrin, I've been thinking
about what you said last night.
339
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,199
What I said about what?
340
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,115
About telling the world our secret.
341
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,231
- Let's do it.
- Honey, wait a second...
342
00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,668
No, I want to confess.
343
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:02,235
I want to breathe the air
of truthfulness.
344
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,317
- But... But... But...
- Don't you?
345
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:08,832
No! I mean, I like things
the way they are.
346
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:13,397
We may have our ups and downs,
but by and large, we're pretty happy.
347
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,830
So let's not rock the boat.
348
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,998
Okay?
349
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,118
Well, okay.
350
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,232
- If you insist.
- I insist.
351
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,194
What made you change your mind?
352
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,195
Oh, you might say I slept on it.
353
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,790
- Slept on it?
- Yes.
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