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There you are, lady.
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Time for your nap.
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There you go.
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It is a horse!
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Now, now. Take it easy.
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Nobody's gonna hurt you.
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Aw, well, now that's better.
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What's the trouble?
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Funny. I can't understand
a word you're saying.
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Well, let's make it
easy on both of us.
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There, that's better.
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Better? Honey, I've
lost my two front feet.
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I've nothing to
brush the flies off me.
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You can tell me
what's on your mind.
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Look, I don't know who you are,
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but I'll tell you one thing.
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You got a great
way with animals.
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How'd you do that?
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I'm a witch.
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But don't spread it around.
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If you don't give me away,
I won't give you away.
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Deal?
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Deal.
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Now, let's go over
here and sit down,
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and you tell me your name.
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Oh, my name is Dallyrand,
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by Riddler's End,
out of Cutler's Folly.
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A racehorse?
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Right.
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This is a crazy blanket.
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Why don't you sit down.
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I'm very glad that you're here.
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Would you mind telling me
the occasion for this visit?
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Well, it goes
something like this.
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Ever hear of a horse
called Adorable Diane?
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Yes, of course.
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Wouldn't you know
it? The glory-grabber.
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She a friend of yours?
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She's my older
sister, and I hate her!
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She never won a race
on her own in her life.
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Adorable Diane's
won a lot of races.
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Oh, yes, after I
set 'em up for her.
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We're always entered together.
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She hangs back, and it's my job
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to set the pace.
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Do you mind?
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Uh, no, no, of course not.
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Well, I gallop my heart out
for the first half-mile or so
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to tire the other horses out,
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and after they're all
pooped, including yours truly,
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up comes little Adorable
Diane, and she wins.
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Oh, I see.
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Then back I go to the stable,
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panting and covered with sweat,
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while my dear sister tangos
into the winner's circle,
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oh, tossing her head and
batting her big brown eyes
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at the photographers.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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Isn't there anything
you can do about it?
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I just did.
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The trainer, Jack Spindler,
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was taking me to the track
to be an also-ran again,
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and, well, I don't know,
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something just
snapped inside of me.
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I guess I'd reached
the end of my tether.
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Do you understand?
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Perfectly.
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Lady, I don't know
what your pedigree is,
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but you've got a great heart.
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What are you gonna do now?
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I don't know.
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You just acted on the
spur of the moment?
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Oh, spur!
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Please don't mention that word.
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I think if I just had a couple
of days to settle down,
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I could face being
a loser again.
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Oh, I beg your pardon.
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Oh, it's my trainer.
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Oh, please don't give me away.
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Shh. Just relax.
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He won't recognize you.
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Yes?
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Have either of you
ladies seen a horse?
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Are you kidding? Many times.
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No, I mean around here.
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In the last 10 or 20 minutes.
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I was transporting
her by trailer,
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and she broke loose.
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Oh, my!
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She sounds like
a spirited animal.
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Well, she comes
from a good line,
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but she's not a winner.
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Are you kidding?
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Maybe you never
gave her a chance, huh?
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Maybe you never
gave her her head
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and let her run her own race.
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Did that ever occur to you?
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Did you ever think of that?
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Now, hold on, lady.
I'm not the owner.
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I'm just the trainer.
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Maybe you've discouraged her.
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Maybe you've
broken her little heart.
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Horses have feelings, you
know, especially lady horses.
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
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Don't you "whoa" at me!
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Why don't you go into
the kitchen and wait for me,
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and I'll get this gentleman's
name and address.
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Uh, does your friend
live around here, ma'am?
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No, no. She's just visiting.
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Seems to me I've met
her somewhere before.
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I don't know, there's
something familiar about her.
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Anyway, the name of
the horse is Dallyrand,
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and you can reach
me at this address.
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Oh, fine.
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Uh, thank you, Mr. Spindler.
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Thank you.
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Come on in, Gus.
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Well, this is it.
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Hey, it's great, Darrin.
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We like it.
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And so does the bank.
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Maybe someday I'll be
lucky enough to have a wife
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and a mortgage.
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Come on, I want you
to meet Samantha.
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Anyone home?
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In here!
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Come on, Gus.
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Hi.
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I can't tell you how
happy I am to meet you.
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Darrin's given such a
glowing description of you.
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Well, I'm glad to meet you,
tall, dark and two-legged.
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Uh, Gus, uh, no, uh...
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He means I don't live here.
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I'm just a horse guest.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Hi, darling
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Samantha, this is my
old friend, Gus Walters.
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Hiya, Gus.
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I've been waiting to meet you.
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Oh, uh, this is
a friend of mine.
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Dally... Dolly Rand.
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Dolly Rand.
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This is my husband,
Darrin, and Gus Walters.
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We met.
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Will you join me in some celery?
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A carrot, Gus?
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Uh, I don't... Dolly's
staying overnight.
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Oh, uh, fine. Uh, fine.
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Why don't I fix us all a drink.
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Good idea.
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You all go in the living
room and I'll get out the ice.
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Gus.
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Okay, who is she?
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One of your mother's friends?
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Tell me the truth, Sam.
Is she another witch?
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No, she's not a witch.
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Anything the matter?
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These things
should be nailed on.
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I just threw a shoe.
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Ice.
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Well, Darrin's got this great
campaign mapped out for me,
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but now all I need is a
couple of thousand dollars
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to put it into action.
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A couple of thousand?
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That ain't hay.
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Gus certainly has come
up with this great new idea
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for an office lamp.
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The trouble is, I pushed
my credit to the limit
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trying to get it into
production and...
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Oh.
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Could I have a little
more meat, Samantha?
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Oh, sure, Gus.
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It's not only delicious,
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but when I get nervous
like this, I eat like a horse.
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Now, what kind
of a crack is that?
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Dolly's an animal lover.
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Well, anyway, here I am
with a better office lamp,
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and, well, nobody's gonna
beat a path to my door
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if they don't know about it.
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Gus, all of you inventors
ought to be required
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to take a course in
practical finances.
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Hey, I've got an idea.
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Why don't we all go
to the track tomorrow
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and I'll show you how
to pick the winners.
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Dolly, for a minute there, I
thought you had a good idea.
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Well, I wouldn't do
this for most people,
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but I kind of like
Old Paint here,
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and for a 2-dollar investment,
he can make himself a bundle.
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You, uh...? You go
to the track often?
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I practically live there.
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Really? You follow the horses?
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Always. That's my trouble.
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Well, I think it's
a marvelous idea.
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I'm all for it.
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Honey, you can't be serious.
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We could save ourselves a
lot of trouble and heartache
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just by taking Gus's money
and burning it in the fireplace.
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That's only because you
don't know the horses.
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And you do?
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Personally.
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Uh, Darrin, uh...
Really, what can I lose?
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Just a few dollars.
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And it's just about
my only chance.
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Scratch an inventor,
and you'll find a gambler!
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We've got to be gamblers.
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Then it's all settled.
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Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute!
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With Dolly as our
leader, we can't lose.
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Coffee, anybody?
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Excuse me, darling.
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Black for me.
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Oh, never mind the coffee.
I'll just take the sugar.
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In lumps, if you've got it.
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I'll help you, honey.
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I don't need any help.
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I'll help you.
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I want to talk to you.
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When? Now.
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Oh.
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I have a feeling
there's something
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you're not telling
me about that lady.
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You do?
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I'm right, huh?
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There's something
fishy about her.
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No... Not fishy, exactly.
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Horsy.
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Horsy?
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Like "Giddy-up, horsy"?
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Uh-huh.
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Of course! She's a horse, right?
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Yes, that's right.
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And you should see
her. She's beautiful.
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Her name is Dallyrand,
and she's dark...
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She's a horse?!
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Yes.
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A "horse" horse?
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A racehorse horse.
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You mean, we've been chatting
and having dinner with a...?
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You mean, you turned a
horse...? You turned a pers...?
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You mean, with
a mane and a tail?
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Oh, Sam, you did it again.
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Darrin, I've never turned a
horse into a person before.
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What kind of an excuse is that?
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Look, I know how you feel.
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But when you've heard
her story, you'll understand.
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Wanna bet?
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No.
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But I think Gus should.
He needs the money.
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And when Dolly says
she knows horses,
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she means she
really knows horses.
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But the fact remains
that right now,
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one of my best friends is
sitting out in the living room
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talking to a horse.
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Darrin, don't you
think you're being
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just a little bit shortsighted?
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I mean, look at it this way.
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How many people
have the opportunity
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of really getting
to know a horse?
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Well, I-I mean...
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you might kick yourself
for the rest of your life
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00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,169
if you didn't take
advantage of this opportunity.
262
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,504
You've got to be kidding.
263
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,705
Well, then, think about Gus.
264
00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:46,509
He's 35 years old, and
he's worked 10 years
265
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,043
on his invention.
266
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,446
This may be the only chance
he'll have to get enough money
267
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,581
to put it on the market.
268
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:54,617
You think I'm being selfish?
269
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,752
Oh, Darrin. It's
only for one day.
270
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,421
And what harm can it do? Please?
271
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,222
I don't know, Sam.
272
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,625
How can we be sure that
Dolly's tips are sure-fire?
273
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,293
Darrin.
274
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,229
You're getting it straight
from the horse's mouth.
275
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,102
Good night, Samantha.
276
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,103
That was a great dinner.
277
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,504
Thanks, Gus.
278
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,773
And Dolly, I can't tell you
279
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,374
how excited I am about tomorrow.
280
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,109
We'll pick you up at the motel.
281
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,012
I'll probably be up all night,
studying the racing form.
282
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,536
Oh, forget it. That's
just for people.
283
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,473
Well, good night.
284
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:35,191
Now, Darrin. Don't worry
about Gus and his money.
285
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,593
Oh, I don't mean to
suggest the races are fixed,
286
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:41,164
but I do happen to know a little
more than your usual betters.
287
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,799
Relax, Dolly. Relax.
288
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,334
He knows. I told
him you're a horse.
289
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,470
Oh, is that why
you were so quiet?
290
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,173
I'm sorry, Dolly.
It's just that...
291
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,809
Well, I never chatted
with a horse before.
292
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,577
I mean...
293
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,946
I-I don't know what
horses talk about.
294
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,915
Oh, the same things
people talk about.
295
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,549
The weather, working conditions.
296
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,018
The usual track gossip.
297
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,587
Like which horse is
gonna win the race?
298
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,588
No.
299
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,590
Remember, we're all nobility.
300
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,458
Arabian blood and
all that sort of jazz.
301
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,627
We horses are out there to win.
302
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,696
That's nice to know.
303
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,398
That's my life's dream.
304
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:19,335
There's at least one great
race left in this old bangtail.
305
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,505
I'd love to see myself in
that winner's circle just once.
306
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,273
Oh, I tell you, the
way I feel right now,
307
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:29,512
I'd like to sit down and have
myself a good long whinny.
308
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,947
Oh, Dolly, that's just
'cause you're tired.
309
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,283
You need a rest.
You've had a hard day.
310
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,841
Maybe you're right.
Where's the barn?
311
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,288
I'll show you to the guest room.
312
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,123
Just one race.
313
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:45,194
Just one race before I go to
the great pasture in the sky.
314
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:56,505
You just had a
conversation with a horse.
315
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,630
You've definitely flipped.
316
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,647
The horses are
approaching the starting gate.
317
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,882
Hey, Samantha.
318
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,485
Guess who's still
entered in the sixth race?
319
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,420
Dallyrand!
320
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,545
Yep, he hasn't
scratched me... Her yet.
321
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:19,061
Hey, Adorable
Diane's in that race.
322
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,295
I've heard of her.
323
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:22,098
See? See? What did I tell ya?
324
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,467
See? See? Dolly, just relax.
325
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:25,934
Try and enjoy yourself.
326
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,571
Uh, Dolly, suppose we
go down to the paddock
327
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,806
and look over the horses.
You could pick me a winner.
328
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,441
Oh, the paddock's for peasants.
329
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,411
Let's go to the stables,
and I'll talk to the horses.
330
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,816
This is Diamond Turkey.
331
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:41,884
Nice, huh?
332
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:42,885
He goes in the fourth.
333
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,786
It doesn't look too good to me.
334
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,055
Me neither.
335
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,524
Not so loud. You'll
hurt his feelings.
336
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,626
You can't always judge a
horse by its appearance.
337
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:51,760
Right, Dolly?
338
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,197
Well, you ought to know.
339
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,500
Hey, Diamond Turkey,
how does it look for this race?
340
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:02,126
Oh, thanks, old buddy. Come on.
341
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,812
Hey!
342
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:13,449
Diamond Turkey's a long shot.
343
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,518
Are you sure you're sure?
344
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,853
Oh, for heaven's sakes,
get up and go to the window
345
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,921
and give the man your money.
346
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,613
Go ahead, Gus.
347
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,297
What did Diamond Turkey tell ya?
348
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,266
It's his birthday,
and the other horses
349
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,400
are going to let him win.
350
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,469
Isn't that nice?
351
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,604
I thought you said these
races were on the level.
352
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:36,672
Well, sure.
353
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,696
But we run a benefit
once in a while.
354
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,445
They're turning for home.
355
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:46,682
It's Invincible Irma in
front by three lengths.
356
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,651
Beautiful Pride is
second, Dasher's third,
357
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,654
and Diamond
Turkey on the outside.
358
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,089
Here comes Diamond
Turkey on the outside.
359
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,858
It's now Diamond
Turkey, taking the lead
360
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,527
into the stretch by
two and a half lengths.
361
00:16:58,551 --> 00:16:59,962
Invincible Irma is second.
362
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:03,098
And Diamond Turkey
wins it all by himself.
363
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:07,869
He won! He won!
364
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:09,805
He won! He won!
365
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,307
Dolly, you're a real horse!
366
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,308
Player.
367
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,342
Player!
368
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,033
Happy birthday!
369
00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,582
Hey, Romping Roger.
370
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,652
Sure?
371
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,721
Well, does he look good today?
372
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:26,989
Mmm.
373
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,558
Romping Roger, number
five. He'll romp home.
374
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,661
Well, what is this, a wedding
or an anniversary or something?
375
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,129
No. He just told
me he's hot today.
376
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,865
Ha-ha! Look! Money!
377
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,933
Isn't that beautiful?
378
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,301
Put half in your pocket,
379
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,803
and the rest on
number five's nose.
380
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,337
Anything you say, Dolly.
381
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:44,272
You're one of the greats.
382
00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:46,041
Well, Dolly, how
do you like living
383
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,442
on the other side of the tracks?
384
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:50,668
I'd have to train a while,
but I could get to like it.
385
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,083
They're turning for home.
386
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,817
It's Romping Roger
on the rail in front.
387
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,387
Now it's My Favorite
Martian on the outside.
388
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,190
Through the stretch, it's
Romping Roger on the rail
389
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,491
in front ahead.
390
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,559
On the outside, Favorite
Martian driving hard.
391
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,228
It's Favorite Martian
on the outside
392
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,129
and Romping Roger still ahead.
393
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:09,364
It's Favorite Martian.
394
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:11,199
Favorite Martian
ahead on the line.
395
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:12,501
Romping Roger is second.
396
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,358
Oh!
397
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:19,040
What's that mean?
398
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,109
What's that mean?
399
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,967
Come on, Dolly.
400
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,650
Oh, I should've known it.
401
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,986
That plug always
talks a big race.
402
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:34,456
Look, here he comes now with
a whole mouth full of excuses.
403
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,447
Benedict Arnold!
404
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,762
Hey, take it easy.
405
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:41,797
Oh, I beg your...
406
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,431
Watch it, will ya? It's you.
407
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,000
Oh, hi there,
Mr. Spindler. Hello.
408
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,468
Did you find your horse?
409
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,136
No. I'm still looking for her.
410
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,772
I have no idea where she is.
411
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,540
Well, I'm on Dallyrand's side.
412
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,175
I don't blame her
for not coming back,
413
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,276
the way you felt about her.
414
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,710
Now, just a minute.
415
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,579
I happen to love
that little horse.
416
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:58,814
You do?
417
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,649
Okay, so she wasn't a winner,
418
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,352
but I liked her personality.
419
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,654
Anyway, I sure could
use her right now.
420
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,923
I had to scratch Adorable Diane.
421
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,225
I don't have an entry
for the sixth race.
422
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:12,294
You scratched Adorable Diane?
423
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,729
That little old showboat?
424
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,731
Yep. She came up
lame this morning.
425
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:20,503
Well, I sure am sorry
to hear about that.
426
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,805
Well, that's what
makes horse races.
427
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,007
Well, thank you
for the philosophy.
428
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:28,477
The only thing that can help
me right now is Dallyrand.
429
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,334
Dallyrand is not a thing.
430
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,483
Dolly, can I speak
to you for a moment?
431
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,251
Yeah, but take it
easy on my fetlock.
432
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,486
Oh, sorry.
433
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,389
Um, see you later, Mr. Spindler.
434
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,057
Yeah.
435
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,063
This is your big chance.
436
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,297
Oh, yeah. I know I could beat
437
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:50,766
that whole pack
in the sixth race.
438
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,635
But not on two legs.
439
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,302
Oh, Sam, I'm a born loser.
440
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,672
You're still entered. You
haven't been scratched yet.
441
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,874
Yeah. Yeah!
442
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,410
All you have to do is
show up as your real self.
443
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,078
Yeah, you're
right, you're right.
444
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,246
Okay, let me have it.
445
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,581
Oh, hold it.
446
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,850
Tell that nice Gus Walters
to bet everything he's got
447
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:08,951
on me in the sixth.
448
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,152
Remember, I'm number one.
449
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,219
I will.
450
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,387
I'm gonna miss you, Dolly.
451
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:13,589
It's been nice knowing you.
452
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,390
Yeah, me too, Sam.
453
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,492
Well, thanks for everything.
454
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:18,983
Okay, fire away.
455
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,101
There you are, Dolly.
456
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,993
Okay, on your
way, and good luck.
457
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,916
Dallyrand, baby!
458
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,818
Where did you come from?
459
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,419
You look in great shape.
460
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,088
We still have time.
461
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,477
Come on!
462
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,430
The horses are
approaching the starting gate.
463
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,964
But it's crazy.
464
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,133
Dallyrand hasn't
won a race in years.
465
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,436
No, sir, I'm keeping
the money I have left.
466
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,137
Gus, you can't. This is it.
467
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,005
Dolly said to bet
everything on that horse.
468
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,541
Look, Dolly's not infallible.
469
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,409
Her last tip didn't pay off.
470
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,144
Where is Dolly, anyway?
471
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:11,380
She was called away
on a family emergency.
472
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:12,681
Family emergency.
473
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,683
Her sister hurt herself.
474
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:15,784
Gus, please.
475
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,853
Bet on number one. Please!
476
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,855
Look at the odds.
477
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,924
Ninety-nine to one, Darrin.
478
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,392
Nothing doing.
479
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:26,895
Gus, Dolly said if you never
bet on another horse in your life,
480
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,451
bet on her.
481
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,088
I mean Dallyrand.
482
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:35,737
Look, Gus, if you won't take
a sensible recommendation,
483
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,505
then take a silly one.
484
00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:38,974
Dolly Rand.
485
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,108
Dallyrand!
486
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,110
Get it?
487
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,045
It's a great hunch bet.
488
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:45,536
Now you're making sense.
489
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,988
It is now post time.
490
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:55,624
Ha-ha-ha. Well, I did it.
491
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,860
Good boy, Gus.
492
00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,928
The flag is up.
493
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:02,431
There they go!
494
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,400
Fantasy is drawing to the front.
495
00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:06,869
Big Helen is second...
Come on, Dolly!
496
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,169
Why did I do it?
497
00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:09,538
Why'd I let you talk me into it?
498
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,840
Will ya stop? You're beginning
to make me nervous too.
499
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,241
Come on, Dally!
500
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:15,310
Passing the
stands the first time,
501
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,778
it's Big Helen in
front by a head.
502
00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:18,546
Knows Nothing is
second on the outside,
503
00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:19,614
two and a half lengths.
504
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:21,249
Spanish Don is third,
505
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:23,652
Montique is fourth...
Come on, Dallyrand.
506
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,587
Oh, I know you can do it!
507
00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:27,789
Around the clubhouse turn...
508
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:31,193
Come on, Dallyrand!
Where is she?
509
00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:33,795
She's running last.
She's running last.
510
00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:37,333
Montique is fourth.
Dallyrand is trailing.
511
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,501
Come on, Dally, come on, Dally.
512
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,069
Might as well tear these up.
513
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,103
No!
514
00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:43,872
Wait until after the race.
515
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,875
Tell me when it's over.
I can't bear to look.
516
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,109
Come on, old girl.
517
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:49,144
I know she can do it.
518
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:52,781
Pioneer and Dallyrand.
519
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,449
Come on! Come on!
520
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:55,784
Come on, girl!
521
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,052
By one length,
522
00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:59,021
and now Dallyrand
coming on the outside.
523
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:00,789
There goes Dallyrand.
Look at her move!
524
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,490
Knows Nothing in
front by one length.
525
00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:04,826
Montique is second,
and Dallyrand on the rail.
526
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,895
Dallyrand passing on the inside.
527
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,964
She's passing them all!
528
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,400
I can't stand it. I
can't bear to look.
529
00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:13,435
Around the final turn,
Knows Nothing in front
530
00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:14,903
three-quarters of a length.
531
00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:17,172
Venture Out is second at
a length, Montique is third.
532
00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:19,641
And Dallyrand on the rail.
533
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:21,209
Turning into the stretch.
534
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,011
It's Knows Nothing
in front one length,
535
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,380
Venture Out is second.
536
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:27,249
And Dallyrand on the
inside. Here comes Dallyrand.
537
00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:29,385
Come on! Come on, Dally!
538
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:30,886
Venture Out in second,
539
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,054
Spanish Don,
Dallyrand on the rail.
540
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,090
Move! Move! Come on, Dolly.
541
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:38,126
Dallyrand on the rail.
Venture Out is third.
542
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,961
It's Knows Nothing in front.
543
00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:42,798
And Dallyrand on the
rail. Here comes Dallyrand!
544
00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:44,533
It's Dallyrand taking the lead!
545
00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,968
It's Dallyrand in front!
546
00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:49,337
Here she comes,
she's gonna make it!
547
00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:51,106
And Dallyrand wins it!
548
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:54,542
She won.
549
00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:57,145
She won it! She won it!
550
00:23:57,169 --> 00:23:59,748
That Dolly can
sure pick a winner.
551
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,850
It takes one to know one.
552
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,326
Congratulations, Mr. Spindler.
553
00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:12,661
You betcha.
554
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,797
A great day for
Towner's Stables.
555
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,698
You got yourself a
real champion there.
556
00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:17,799
You know it.
557
00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:19,501
Say, your friend
was absolutely right.
558
00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:20,802
She's got a lot of horse sense.
559
00:24:20,826 --> 00:24:22,604
I'll never hold her back again.
560
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,306
All she needed was a chance.
561
00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:31,746
Will you look at that.
562
00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:33,948
You got a great horse there.
563
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,117
She's almost human.
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