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Marital Unrest?
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Why'd you buy a book about that?
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I didn't.
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Louise Tate insisted
upon lending it to me.
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Why?
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She says it tells what
you and I are in for.
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It's about boredom in marriage.
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Sam, in our marriage,
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boredom will never be a problem.
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Hm. Thank you.
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I'll pretend that
was a compliment.
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Louise insisted I read the
first chapter, which I just did.
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The author says after
several years of marriage,
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it's common for
husbands and wives
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to feel they'd rather be
married to somebody else.
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What does he recommend,
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therapeutic divorce?
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Not in Chapter 1. He
merely describes the problem.
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Well, is that how you feel?
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Of course not.
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Good. That's not
how I feel either.
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So let's go to sleep. Okay.
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Mwah.
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Darrin, I'm really
concerned about Louise.
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I mean, she wouldn't
have insisted I read...
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Sam.
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Well...
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Okay, sleepyhead,
time to get up.
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Larry?
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What are you doing here?
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I live here.
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Me your husband, Larry.
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You my wife, Louise.
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Remember?
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I know you Larry,
but... But me, Louise?
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What's the matter, Louise?
Were you having a bad dream?
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No. But I think I'm
having one now.
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Louise, I warned you.
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In the future, no more
apricot brandy before bedtime.
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What...?
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Louise, if it isn't
asking too much,
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I'd like my breakfast.
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I'm sorry, Larry, but there
seems to be a short circuit
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in somebody's witchcraft.
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Well, I still look
like Samantha.
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And I still sound like Samantha.
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But Larry thinks I'm Louise.
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So the next question
is, where is Louise?
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The question after that is,
does Darrin know I'm gone?
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Well, I'd better check on that.
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Sam?
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Yes, Darrin?
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How about some breakfast?
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Oh, okay.
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Darrin, for some reason,
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my bathrobe and
slippers seem tight on me.
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Well, maybe you
gained some weight.
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In my feet?
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I don't know. You
look the same to me.
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Honey, get moving, huh?
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Oh.
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Come on. I'm gonna
be late for work.
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Okay.
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Mother. Mother.
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Yes, my child?
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You recognize me.
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Well, is that unusual?
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I've known you hundreds...
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Mother, uh, never mind.
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Something very
weird has happened.
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Oh? Yes.
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Larry Tate thinks
I'm his wife, Louise.
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And Darrin and Louise
think Louise is me.
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La-la-la. Sounds exciting.
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Well, now, I... I... I look
and talk exactly like me
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and Louise looks and
talks exactly like her,
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but not to them.
Is that clear to you?
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Perfectly.
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Good. Then explain it to me.
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It must be a form
of transfiguration.
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Huh?
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It's a metaphysical
molecular disturbance
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that's put in force by a witch.
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Now, you and I are immune to it
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because we are witches.
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But as dreary mortals,
Durwood and the Tates are not.
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I remember when
you were a child,
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there was a similar mix-up
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in which you couldn't
tell the difference
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between your father
and a rhinoceros.
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Mother, this is no time
for family anecdotes.
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I have Larry frozen
in his bedroom.
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Maybe I should put
everybody in the freezer
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until I can figure this out.
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The entire mortal world?
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No, I guess that wouldn't work.
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Dr. Bombay.
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Oh, Mother, please.
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Oh... Oh, find him and send
him to me as soon as you can.
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Well, yes, dear, I'll try.
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But don't be too upset.
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Why not?
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Well, keep an open mind.
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Give Larry Tate a chance.
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He may be a better
husband for you.
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After all, he can't
be any worse.
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Mother, did anyone ever tell you
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you have a fantastic
sense of humor?
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Oh, frequently.
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Well, they were wrong.
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Louise, what was I saying?
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I... I seem to have
lost my train of thought.
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You're dressed.
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Yes, do you like it?
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But a second ago, you
were in your nightgown.
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Weren't you?
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Larry, I think maybe
you should lay off
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those after-dinner stingers.
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Oh, Jon, you haven't
finished your milk.
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You're staring at me.
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Why?
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I don't know.
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Okay, Jon, let's go.
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Are you taking him
to the office with you?
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I'm dropping him at
school like I always do.
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What made you think I
was taking him to the office?
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Uh, well, it was just a joke.
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He's so big and strong,
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I thought he was
ready to go to work.
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Uh-huh.
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I'll go get my books.
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Mm.
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Uh, h-have... Have a nice day.
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You too.
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A handshake?
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Since when does a wife
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send her husband into the
rat race with a handshake?
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Mwah.
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That's better.
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That's the kind of
passion I'm accustomed to.
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Ooh!
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I wonder what's new
with Darrin and Louise.
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Have good day, sweetheart.
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You too.
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Mwah. See you later.
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Mother.
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Mother?
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Samantha, I found him.
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Dr. Bombay, is that you?
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Of course.
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Endora caught me clowning
around with my nurse.
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Clowning around.
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Did you tell him
what the problem is?
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Yes. I said it's
a clear-cut case
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of metaphysical
molecular disturbance.
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But I don't take the
diagnosis of a laywitch.
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Samantha, over here.
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Stand on your left foot.
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Place your right
pinkie on your nose.
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Take your right
foot in your left hand.
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Now repeat after me:
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Willy Warlock walked
away with Wally Walrus.
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Willy Warlock walked
away with Wally Walrus.
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Again.
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Will... Willy Warlock walked
away with Wally Walrus.
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Thank you.
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That's my favorite
tongue twister.
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Nothing.
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Endora, good guess.
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Metaphysical molecular...
Unquestionably.
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Naturally, she doesn't have it.
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She's a cosmic carrier.
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It's one of those
fortunate ailments
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that only affects mortals
that have contact with witches.
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Can you cure them?
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You're the one who's sick.
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They were innocent bystanders
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hit by a stray
shot of witchcraft.
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Our only hope is to treat
you, thereby curing them.
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Not before you get rid of
that ridiculous costume.
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Hm, it is a little
unprofessional, isn't it?
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Do you play the harmonica?
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No, but... But I'm...
I'm a fast learner.
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Good. Play eight bars
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of "Pop Goes the
Cosmos" out of tune.
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That will force your
molecules back in tune.
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It's a special harmonica
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coated with a combination of
medically tested ingredients.
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That should do it.
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Well, I'll... I'll go visit
Louise and see if it worked.
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Hi, there.
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Oh, Louise. What
a pleasant surprise.
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Uh-oh. No dice. I
beg your pardon?
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I... I said, so nice.
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So nice to see you too.
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Well, come on in.
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I'd love to. Believe
me, I would love to,
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but, uh, I have to go.
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You... You just got here.
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Well, I... I shouldn't have
come over without calling,
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so... So I... I don't
want to intrude.
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Bye-bye, Samantha.
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Bye, Louise.
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It didn't work.
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I know, I just tried.
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Huh? No, I... I mean Louise
still thinks I'm her and she's me.
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Hm? Hm!
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Those molecules
must be more disturbed
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than I anticipated.
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That's one on you, isn't it?
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I'll have to concoct a potion.
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Doctor, concoct quickly.
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I can't, the key
ingredient is the marrow
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from the tooth of a
saber-toothed tiger.
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I shall have to go
to Asia Minor for it.
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I'm no longer on speaking
terms with Asia Senior.
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No longer...
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I need a tiger
tamer, tiger tamer.
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My nurse.
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She really has charms to
soothe the savage beast.
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Soothe the savage... Oh.
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Hm.
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Hello, Betty. Hello, Mrs. Tate.
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Would you like to see Mr. Tate?
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Uh, no, I... I'd like
to see Mr. Stephens.
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I'm planning a surprise party.
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Yes?
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Mr. Stephens?
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Mrs. Tate would like to see you.
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Oh? Send her in.
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Go right in. Thank you.
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Louise.
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How nice to see you.
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Louise, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to convey something.
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Well, you succeeded.
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But since you're married to my
friend and business associate,
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I'll ignore it.
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Now, uh, what else
can I do for you?
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Uh, let's sit down, Darrin.
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I have some
important news for you.
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Darrin, I know that
your wife is a witch.
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You know what?
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Samantha Stephens is a witch.
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Oh, come on, Louise,
that's ridiculous.
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Uh, there are no
such things as witches.
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Sweetheart, I... I know
this is hard for you,
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but the reason I know
Samantha is a witch
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is because I am Samantha.
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I... I may look
like Louise to you
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but that's because
I caused something
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called a metaphysical
molecular disturbance.
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Well, Louise, you certainly
have a vivid imagination.
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Okay.
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Um, see if this gesture
rings a bell with you.
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It's... It's impossible.
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Would you like them to
play "Melancholy Baby"?
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Sam, it is you.
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What happened?
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It's not my fault.
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And Dr. Bombay is
working on a potion
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to bring everything
back to normal.
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So, uh, don't be furious.
264
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,478
Just mildly annoyed.
265
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,314
Mildly annoyed?
266
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:41,717
Okay, very annoyed.
267
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,587
Well, if I thought
you were Louise,
268
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,722
what do Louise and Larry think?
269
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:50,259
They think I'm Louise too,
and they think Louise is me.
270
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,128
So while we're
waiting for Dr. Bombay,
271
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:55,152
all we have to do is...
272
00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:58,634
Is what?
273
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,203
Is not let the Tates find out.
274
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:04,673
And the best way to do
that is go along with the gag.
275
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,142
Some gag.
276
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,977
We'll invite them to
our house for dinner.
277
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:11,847
Sort of a surprise
party for Larry.
278
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,116
And if Dr. Bombay has
come up with a potion by then,
279
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,984
fine, we'll have a
perfectly nice evening.
280
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:19,688
If not, we'll stay
up all night talking.
281
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,578
Darrin...
282
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,350
Louise, what are you doing here?
283
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,232
Uh, well... Well,
what a shame, Louise.
284
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,935
He spoiled it.
285
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,637
Spoiled what?
286
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,839
Your surprise party
287
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,941
at Darrin and
Samantha's tonight.
288
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:41,398
My surprise party?
289
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:44,847
What's the occasion?
290
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,882
There is no occasion.
291
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,806
That's what makes it a surprise.
292
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,956
Uh, now, uh, what is it you
wanted to see me about?
293
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,412
Oh.
294
00:16:58,885 --> 00:16:59,885
I forgot.
295
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,704
Hi, Darrin.
296
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:09,805
Hi, Larry. Hi, Louise.
297
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,373
Darrin. Surprise.
298
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,008
Oh, hi, Sam. Larry.
299
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,910
Well, uh, come on in. Hm.
300
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,312
Uh, Louise, would you mind
giving me help in the kitchen?
301
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:19,114
A pleasure. I'll
get you a drink.
302
00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,117
Okay. Martini, extra dry.
303
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,319
Louise, you hate martinis.
304
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,108
Oh... Oh, yes.
305
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:29,825
Well, that's just another
one of tonight's surprises.
306
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,883
She gets mean when
she drinks martinis.
307
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:36,832
Samantha? Hm?
308
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,266
How are Tabitha and Adam?
309
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,769
Oh, they're fine.
They're asleep.
310
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,238
Oh, Louise, thank
goodness you're here.
311
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:46,174
I really could use some
help getting dinner ready.
312
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:49,511
I don't know why, but I just
can't seem to get organized.
313
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,347
It's been like that all day.
314
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,014
That happens to me sometimes.
315
00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:54,883
In your own kitchen? Mm-hm.
316
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,218
I'll make the salad.
317
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,409
Thanks, Louise.
I'll set the table.
318
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,697
Mother? Mother?
319
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,232
Yes, my darling?
320
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,133
Have you heard from Dr. Bombay?
321
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:14,169
Not a word. Oh.
322
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:17,906
Maybe all the saber-toothed
tigers are in hibernation.
323
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,842
Maybe he is too, with his nurse.
324
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:22,678
Shall I still look for him?
325
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,702
Yes, please.
326
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:33,021
I have a feeling this is
going to be an interesting,
327
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:37,848
long, dull, interesting party.
328
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:42,197
There. That does it.
329
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:45,133
That's it. Four spades.
330
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,535
Game and rubber.
331
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,837
Let's play another. Yeah, let's.
332
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,839
It's 11:30.
333
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,541
Oh, the night's young.
334
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,976
Louise, I'm all bridged out.
335
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,845
How many rubbers have we played?
336
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,548
Eight. Each team won four.
337
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,716
Well, let's go for
the championship.
338
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,586
Whoever wins,
uh, six rubbers first.
339
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,753
That's a marvelous idea.
340
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:07,422
Louise, Samantha
said she had enough.
341
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:10,459
Darrin, you and I have
to go to work tomorrow.
342
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,260
Good night, Sam, and
thanks for a lovely...
343
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:13,317
Wait.
344
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:18,000
Uh, Larry, you can't eat
and play bridge and run.
345
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,602
It's your surprise party.
346
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,792
It wouldn't be polite
to Darrin and Sam.
347
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:28,298
Louise, the polite thing is
to leave at a decent hour.
348
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:30,913
Right, Sam?
349
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,515
Well, it is getting pretty late.
350
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,951
Oh, I... I... I have
another idea.
351
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,120
Uh, let's play a word game.
352
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:42,591
Now, s-see... See if you
know the answer to this.
353
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,893
What's black and
white and red all over?
354
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,395
A newspaper.
355
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,885
Wrong.
356
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,700
Samantha, do you
know the answer?
357
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,402
No.
358
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,204
Uh, try me, Louise.
359
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:58,107
What's black and
white and red all over?
360
00:19:58,131 --> 00:20:01,210
Uh, an American flag
with a lot of mistakes.
361
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,478
Ha.
362
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:03,479
Wrong.
363
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:04,580
Oh, okay.
364
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,582
What is black and
white and red all over?
365
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,550
A zebra with a sunburn.
366
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:12,154
That's very clever, Louise.
367
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:14,657
But if you don't
mind, I'm tired.
368
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,247
Let's go home and go to bed.
369
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:23,932
Um, Samantha, is
there any more coffee?
370
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,634
Yes, but it's cold.
371
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,369
Marvelous, I'll have
some ice coffee.
372
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,059
I'll... I'll get it.
373
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,073
I don't know what's
gotten into Louise.
374
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:34,510
She's been acting
strange all day long.
375
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,644
Mother?
376
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:36,979
Yes, darling?
377
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,147
Toughest safari
I've ever been on.
378
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,983
My nurse doubled
as supply bearer,
379
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:44,085
but she said my
behavior was unbearable.
380
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,754
Shh!
381
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:49,758
Unbearable... Is
that the potion?
382
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:50,859
Yes, it is.
383
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,696
Marrow of tooth of
saber-toothed tiger
384
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,699
eye of newt, toe of frog,
385
00:20:56,723 --> 00:21:00,001
wool of bat, and dietetic cola.
386
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:02,838
Sounds rather bland,
but perhaps it'll work.
387
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,929
It has to. We're running
out of conversation.
388
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,935
Mm. Ooh, that's terrific.
389
00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:16,385
Sam, I know you
and Darrin are tired.
390
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:19,188
And I apologize for
Louise's behavior,
391
00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:20,689
but I've learned
through the years
392
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,124
it's better not to fight it.
393
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,326
Larry, don't be silly.
394
00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:26,095
The evening's young.
395
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:30,665
Well, the evening may
be young, but I'm not.
396
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:33,991
So if you don't mind.
397
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:38,607
But it didn't work.
398
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:42,411
Metaphysical molecules
remain disturbed.
399
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,746
Me too.
400
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:46,514
Well, I... I don't
understand. I...
401
00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:49,551
Samantha, was there
something about last night
402
00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:50,686
you didn't tell me?
403
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,710
I don't think so.
404
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,013
Unless... Unless what?
405
00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:01,263
I seem to recall having a dream.
406
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:04,188
A dream? Re-create it for me.
407
00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:06,668
I can't.
408
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:07,669
You must.
409
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,593
I'll try.
410
00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,240
Uh... Uh, let's... Let's see.
411
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:15,711
I was tossing and turning
412
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,846
and tossing and turning.
413
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,882
And it was very breezy.
414
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:24,953
And I kept hearing
over and over again:
415
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:30,014
Louise, Louise, Louise.
416
00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:34,696
Well, that's about it.
417
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,198
I see.
418
00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:39,223
Every little breeze
seemed to whisper, Louise.
419
00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:45,874
Oh, for Pete's sake.
420
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:49,878
Anyway, when I woke up, I
was in the Tates' bedroom.
421
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:51,046
Naturally.
422
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,248
Transcendental transplant?
423
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:54,583
Dream inversion.
424
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,385
The molecules were
not only disturbed,
425
00:22:56,409 --> 00:23:00,088
they were held there by
a layer of dream inversion.
426
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,257
Similar to smog, only healthier.
427
00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:04,660
Is it any easier to get rid of?
428
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,261
Oh, infinitely. The
potion will work
429
00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:08,596
with a booster shot
of an incantation.
430
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:11,366
Molecules return
To your former states
431
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,835
Mates return To
your former mates
432
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:16,471
And let Larry and
Louise In mortal density
433
00:23:16,495 --> 00:23:20,309
Remember not Their
mistaken "idensity"
434
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:21,898
Sorry about that.
435
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:27,483
It worked. Oh, it worked.
436
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:29,351
Thank you, Dr. Bombay.
437
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,774
You too, Mother. Yes, dear.
438
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:41,697
Care to, uh, come up
to my pad for a nightcap?
439
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:45,422
Forget it, sawbones.
440
00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:51,628
Oh, well. Back to my nurse.
441
00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,381
Larry. Larry, wake up.
442
00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:00,782
Louise, why are you shaking me?
443
00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:03,351
Because it's time to go home.
444
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:04,752
I mean, if you're
going to sleep,
445
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,188
home's where you ought to do it.
446
00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:08,056
Ah. Good night,
Samantha, Darrin.
447
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,357
And thanks for a fun evening.
448
00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:10,858
You have no idea.
449
00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:12,427
Huh? Good night, Louise.
450
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,828
Thanks for dinner, Sam.
451
00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:14,829
It was our pleasure.
452
00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:16,231
We'll let ourselves out.
453
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:18,555
Louise, come on. You drive.
454
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:20,702
Night-night. Night.
455
00:24:20,726 --> 00:24:21,726
Night.
456
00:24:24,763 --> 00:24:26,541
Sam, where are you going?
457
00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:27,775
Where do you think?
458
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:31,145
Upstairs to see Adam and
Tabitha and reclaim them.
459
00:24:31,169 --> 00:24:32,146
Mm-mm.
460
00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:34,605
Not before you reclaim me.
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