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Hi. This is Elizabeth
Montgomery,
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inviting you to stay
tuned for Bewitched.
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In gay Paris,
it's s'il vous plait,
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in Germany, it's bitte.
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Please, Serena, come this
way. I need a baby-sitter.
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Ha!
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Do I look like Mary
Poppins to you?
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Well, I'll admit, it's
casting against type.
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But Esmeralda's not available,
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and I have a charity
luncheon to go to.
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And you'd be doing
me a big favor.
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Charity luncheon?
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Do you realize
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that the French
fleet at Saint-Tropez
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was about to crown
me Miss Naval.
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Well, I'm sorry, Serena,
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but your trophy room
is overflowing as it is.
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And I'm late. Please be good.
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I haven't much choice.
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I have to go. I'll be
back in a couple of hours.
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Right on.
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Blah.
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Hi.
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Oh, well.
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Hi there, snow-white
and handsome.
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Hi, Serena.
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Anything I can do for you?
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Uh, no, no, no.
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I just came by to, uh,
return Darrin's body.
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I mean, his putter. Heh, heh.
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Well, I'll just leave it
here and be on my way.
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Do you know
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that your far-out,
baby-blue eyes
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kind of turn me on?
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Serena, you certainly know
how to flatter the senior citizens.
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Oh, daddy bear.
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Did I ever tell you
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that I am simply
wild about gray hair?
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No, as a matter of fact...
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You are?
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Well, I've earned
every one of them.
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Oh, and I love your
sense of humor.
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So why don't you stick around
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and we'll break out
a bottle of the bubbly
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and drink and dance
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and putter around.
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Watch it, Serena.
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You're gonna turn
the old gray fox
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into the red devil
of yesteryear.
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And I could do it too.
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I'd believe it.
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No. I mean really.
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Here.
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This will put the
color back in your hair
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and the bloom of youth
back in your cheek.
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What is it?
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Vitamin V.
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"V"?
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For va-va-voom.
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Vitamin, huh?
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Vitamin plus.
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Well, I suppose there's no harm.
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Show me a man who
has never taken a chance
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and I'll show you a
man who has never lived.
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I didn't know I was
taking a chance.
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Okay, forget it.
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Just kidding, just kidding.
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Yummy, huh?
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What's in it?
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Extract of ambrosia.
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Delicious. Well, I'd
better be on my way.
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Oh, stick around.
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That pill's a fast worker.
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Really? Mm.
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And so am I.
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Serena, you're
unique, to say the least.
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You have no idea.
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Yes.
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Well, uh... Well,
thanks for the pill.
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I'll be seeing you.
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Party poop.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Oh, Larry!
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"Oh, Larry" what?
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Well, I think it looks great,
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but you should have warned me.
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About what?
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Oh, come on, Larry.
Now, don't be coy.
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Do me a favor, Louise.
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Call Berlitz and
get me a translator
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because I have no idea what...
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Louise,
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you won't believe this.
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What do you mean,
I won't believe it?
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I mean, I can see it, can't I?
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You still won't believe it.
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Serena.
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Oh!
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Well, Serena, how
did everything go?
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Oh, everything went just fine.
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Tabitha and Adam
wanted milk with lunch,
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so I zapped up a guernsey
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and milked them a
couple of glasses.
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Terrific.
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Anything else?
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Let's see.
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Oh, yes.
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Weirdo's boss dropped
by to return a stick
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he called a putter.
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And I guess that's
it. End of news report.
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Serena signing
off, and taking off.
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Ta.
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Well. Only one harmless cow.
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If that's all she did,
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I guess we can
count our blessings.
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Well.
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How about that.
Amazing, isn't it?
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Oh, hi, Sam. Well,
what do you think?
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Well, it's a little redder
than it used to be.
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And I owe it all to Serena
and her little magic pill.
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Bless her heart. Where is she?
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Uh. She had to leave.
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Well, we've gotta
get in touch with her.
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I don't think she
knows what she's got.
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Oh, I think she
knows what she's got.
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Uh, what do you mean
you owe it all to Serena?
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Serena's Vitamin V
pills. Va-va-va-voom!
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They're sensational.
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Don't tell me you
didn't know about them?
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Oh, yes, I... I knew about them.
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Have you ever thought of
putting them out commercially?
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No.
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Well, I have. Why?
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Why? Serena's little
pill is worth millions.
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Billions.
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Forget it, Larry.
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It was just for the
immediate family
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and Serena was very naughty
to have told you about it.
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I see.
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I've got a couple of
tough negotiators here.
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Okay. I'll tell you what.
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I'll be responsible
for the marketing,
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and I'll give you a 20
percent finder's fee.
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Look, Larry, I don't blame you
for being excited about this...
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Hold it.
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Hold it, Darrin.
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Are you sore because I
want a part of the action?
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There's not gonna be any action.
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Very well. Forget it.
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Oh, forgive me for being pushy.
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I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
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I'll take 20 percent,
I'll give you 80...
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Boy, that red hair sure
has made a change in you.
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It's more than a new
color. It's a new me.
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Now, think it over, and
I'll meet you at the office
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first thing tomorrow morning.
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Then we'll go
over the small print.
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Sam, I'm really worried.
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There's something
strange happening to him.
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It's not just his hair.
He looks younger.
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Oh, it's probably
your imagination.
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No, no. No, I don't think so.
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What do you think?
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Uh. Well,
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I... I think that Larry's
going to be just fine.
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Hm. Unless...
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Unless what?
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Unless Serena slipped
him a sort of a youth pill.
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What's a "sort of a youth pill"?
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It's a pill.
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And it makes him
sort of get younger.
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And younger.
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And younger?
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I knew that freaked-out,
ding-a-ling cousin of yours
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wouldn't stop at a cow.
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I heard that.
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Buster.
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Serena, you're all wet.
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So is he.
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Serena? Stop.
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Eighty-six the downpour.
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Darrin, when will you learn
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that Serena is a highly
sensitive creature?
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Sure.
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Like Attila the Hun.
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I figured all you'd want this
morning was a cup of coffee.
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Wrong.
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All I want this
morning is Serena
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and that antidote for Larry.
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Sweetheart, I have tried
all morning to reach her.
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Darrin, my guess is
that if you just announce
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to the atmospheric
continuum that you're sorry,
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Serena will get the message.
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No sooner said than done.
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Serena, I'm sorry.
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I'm just a pushover
for a sweet-talking man.
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Even if he is a weirdo.
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What's everybody
so uptight about?
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Serena, did you or did you
not give Larry a youth pill?
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Just a little one.
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Enough to make him back
up, oh, eight, 10 years, or...
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Or what?
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Or more.
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How could you do
such a terrible thing?
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Well, the children were
upstairs playing at the time
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and there wasn't
anything else to do.
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Don't you realize that...
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Never mind.
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That pill has never
been given to a mortal.
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So there's no telling
what will happen.
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Now, why don't you
be a good cousin
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and find Dr. Bombay,
and get an antidote.
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Okay.
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But believe me,
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this is the last
time I do a favor
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for any creepy mortal.
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Bye, ding-dong.
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Darrin.
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I love you.
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What does that have
to do with anything?
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Nothing.
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I just like to remind
you at times like this.
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Now, honey,
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I realize it's not your fault.
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Entirely.
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What do you mean "entirely"?
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Well, Serena is your cousin.
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I, uh, guess I better
stick with "I love you."
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Funny.
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Oh, Samantha, I'm so sorry
to barge in on you like this,
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but I just had to
talk to somebody.
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Uh, let me guess,
it's about Larry?
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Oh, yes.
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I... I'm really
worried about him.
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He's acting strangely.
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Oh. Well, they all do sometimes.
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Come in and sit down.
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What do you mean
exactly by, uh, "strangely"?
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Well, take last
night, for instance.
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He had a caterer bring in
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a complete candlelit
dinner for two.
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With champagne.
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And then, after
we'd finished dinner,
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he found some old
Glenn Miller records
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and we danced
till 2 in the morning.
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Well, that sounds like fun.
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Until he suggested
we go for a ride.
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And do you know where we went?
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Where?
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We went to Lovers' Lane.
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Well, I think that's romantic.
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Oh, we've been
married for over 20 years.
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When we finally did get
home, I collapsed in a heap
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then he called me a party poop.
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I'm sure it's just
a passing thing.
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I guess his hair's
gone to his head.
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Um... what I meant...
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I know what you meant.
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But the thing that
really worried me
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is when he put on
that television set
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and started looking
for the Jack Paar Show.
263
00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:26,340
Oh, Samantha, I think he's
having a nervous breakdown.
264
00:14:26,364 --> 00:14:29,410
Darrin, don't you think you
should be getting to the office?
265
00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:30,835
All right.
266
00:14:34,272 --> 00:14:36,584
Come in.
267
00:14:36,608 --> 00:14:40,054
Stephens. Come in, come in.
268
00:14:40,078 --> 00:14:41,756
Ha, ha, ha.
269
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:42,990
Sit down.
270
00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:44,358
Uh... "Stephens"?
271
00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:46,293
Yes, we're an
informal outfit here.
272
00:14:46,317 --> 00:14:48,463
You can call me Tate.
273
00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:51,866
Uh, look, Larry... Tate.
274
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,156
About that pill...
275
00:14:54,492 --> 00:14:57,305
So you met McMann,
huh? Well, he is a bit of a pill
276
00:14:57,329 --> 00:15:00,641
but once you get to know
him, he's not so hard to swallow.
277
00:15:00,665 --> 00:15:01,809
Heh.
278
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,744
Well, it's nice to
have you aboard.
279
00:15:03,768 --> 00:15:05,079
I beg your pardon?
280
00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:07,115
Nautical term. I was Navy.
281
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,050
It means, "Welcome
to the outfit."
282
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:12,020
Stephens, I've been
studying your dossier,
283
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,620
and unless all this is lies,
284
00:15:13,644 --> 00:15:15,957
you've got the stuff to
go far in this business.
285
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:19,026
And business is going
to be booming, son.
286
00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:21,195
The '60s are gonna
be a decade of growth.
287
00:15:21,219 --> 00:15:22,497
And we're going to share it.
288
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:23,998
The '60s?
289
00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:26,467
Oh, I know a lot of
people have their doubts,
290
00:15:26,491 --> 00:15:31,973
but the more optimistic of us
even hope that the New York Mets
291
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:35,566
might win the World Series
before the '60s are over.
292
00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:41,338
Yeah, that could happen.
Maybe even by 1967?
293
00:15:42,874 --> 00:15:44,040
You married?
294
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:46,421
Yes, sir.
295
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,489
I am too.
296
00:15:48,513 --> 00:15:51,225
We should get together
sometime. Maybe catch a ball game.
297
00:15:51,249 --> 00:15:55,463
Sure, and sort of, uh, root
those Mets into a pennant?
298
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:58,298
Ha, ha, ha. I like
that optimism.
299
00:15:58,322 --> 00:16:00,300
We're gonna get along
just fine, Stephens.
300
00:16:00,324 --> 00:16:01,836
Keep that nose
to the grindstone.
301
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:05,340
You know, we here at McMann
& Tate believe in advancement.
302
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:07,107
And as an incentive,
303
00:16:07,131 --> 00:16:09,777
if you're still with the
outfit two years from now,
304
00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:11,846
you'll become a
first vice president.
305
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,204
Oh, thank you very much. I'd...
306
00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:18,186
W... W... What
did you say, Tate?
307
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,888
I said, that if
you're still with...
308
00:16:20,912 --> 00:16:22,990
Now I remember what you said.
309
00:16:23,014 --> 00:16:26,194
Would you mind
putting that in writing?
310
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,396
Ah-ha. I like that, Stephens.
311
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,688
Get it down in writing.
312
00:16:33,658 --> 00:16:37,572
October the 15th, 1961.
313
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:41,075
If, at the end of two years,
314
00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:47,815
Darrin Stephens
is still with the firm,
315
00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:52,052
he shall become a
first vice president.
316
00:16:52,076 --> 00:16:55,713
Signed, Larry Tate.
317
00:16:57,415 --> 00:16:59,827
There you are.
318
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:00,961
Black on white.
319
00:17:00,985 --> 00:17:02,863
Well, thank you very much, Tate.
320
00:17:02,887 --> 00:17:06,433
Okay, Stephens. Battle stations.
321
00:17:06,457 --> 00:17:07,868
What?
322
00:17:07,892 --> 00:17:09,303
Battle stations.
323
00:17:09,327 --> 00:17:13,297
Oh, yeah. Aye, aye, sir.
324
00:17:22,073 --> 00:17:23,517
Hello.
325
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:24,518
Sam, it's me.
326
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:26,220
Have you heard from Serena yet?
327
00:17:26,244 --> 00:17:28,122
Not yet.
328
00:17:28,146 --> 00:17:31,892
Sometimes Dr. Bombay can
be very hard to track down.
329
00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:34,728
Well, things here are worse,
and that's an understatement.
330
00:17:34,752 --> 00:17:36,497
You better get over
here right away.
331
00:17:36,521 --> 00:17:38,833
Well, Louise is
resting in the den.
332
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:41,826
I'll make my excuses
and be right there.
333
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,478
Ah!
334
00:17:51,502 --> 00:17:54,348
Sam, I wish you
wouldn't do that.
335
00:17:54,372 --> 00:17:55,716
Sorry, sweetheart.
336
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:58,085
I'll be more
careful in the future.
337
00:17:58,109 --> 00:17:59,753
If there is a future.
338
00:17:59,777 --> 00:18:02,190
Honey, you've got to help
me get Larry out of his office
339
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,357
before he gets any younger.
340
00:18:03,381 --> 00:18:05,125
How young is he?
341
00:18:05,149 --> 00:18:06,661
Let me put it this way.
342
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:08,563
I'm gonna have to
introduce you to him.
343
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,554
That's young enough.
344
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,143
Is this your office, sir?
345
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:24,512
Oh, boy.
346
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:25,847
Are you lost too, sir?
347
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:26,981
No.
348
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:30,384
Oh, no, we're not lost. Not yet.
349
00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:33,053
Well, I am. Lost and
very, very confused.
350
00:18:33,077 --> 00:18:35,890
I'd surely appreciate you
telling me what I'm doing here.
351
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:39,416
You, uh, don't know
what you're doing here?
352
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,530
Do you know who you are?
353
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:44,231
Sure, I'm Lawrence Tate.
354
00:18:44,255 --> 00:18:47,301
Oh, I'm Darrin Stephens,
and this is my wife, Samantha.
355
00:18:47,325 --> 00:18:49,403
Pleased to meet
you. How do you do?
356
00:18:49,427 --> 00:18:51,028
What happened to me?
357
00:18:53,531 --> 00:18:56,466
Well, what happened was...
358
00:18:57,535 --> 00:18:59,269
What's the last
thing you remember?
359
00:19:00,671 --> 00:19:03,650
Last thing I... I was playing
ice hockey for my school team.
360
00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:06,153
I was coming down the
ice, right toward the goalie...
361
00:19:06,177 --> 00:19:08,255
You were hit in
the head by a puck
362
00:19:08,279 --> 00:19:09,523
and you lost your memory.
363
00:19:09,547 --> 00:19:10,891
Oh?
364
00:19:10,915 --> 00:19:11,859
That's it.
365
00:19:11,883 --> 00:19:13,094
Now, let's get you home.
366
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,561
I'd like to get home.
367
00:19:14,585 --> 00:19:17,221
I don't want to be
late for Amos 'n Andy.
368
00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:22,803
Hey. Hey, this isn't my house.
369
00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:25,005
You're gonna make
me miss Amos 'n Andy.
370
00:19:25,029 --> 00:19:28,465
And after that's
The Lone Ranger.
371
00:19:33,104 --> 00:19:36,083
Heh. Sort of cute, isn't he?
372
00:19:36,107 --> 00:19:37,184
Sam.
373
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:39,887
My name isn't Sam. It's Larry.
374
00:19:39,911 --> 00:19:43,224
And what happened to my
clothes? And who are you?
375
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,892
Well, we're, uh, friends
376
00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:48,819
o-of your parents.
377
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,500
What happened?
378
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:56,403
It's all right, Larry.
Everything's gonna be okay.
379
00:19:56,427 --> 00:19:58,206
Let's go inside, Larry.
380
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:02,343
This isn't my house.
Why am I going in here?
381
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,577
Because you're lost.
382
00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:05,146
I'm not lost.
383
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:08,949
I know where I live. I
live at 1432 Elm Drive.
384
00:20:08,973 --> 00:20:12,085
If you live at 1432 Elm Drive
385
00:20:12,109 --> 00:20:14,822
what are you doing
here at our house?
386
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:16,157
I don't know.
387
00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:17,458
Doesn't that prove you're lost?
388
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:20,618
Come on, let's go in and
see if we can find you.
389
00:20:24,055 --> 00:20:25,833
Oh.
390
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:28,736
Uh. The children
are out back playing.
391
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,605
You're not my mom.
392
00:20:31,629 --> 00:20:34,241
Who's he, Sam?
393
00:20:34,265 --> 00:20:36,977
Oh, he's just one of the
neighborhood children.
394
00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:40,881
I have to get him home
soon. Let's go upstairs.
395
00:20:40,905 --> 00:20:42,449
What's that?
396
00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:44,051
It's a television set.
397
00:20:44,075 --> 00:20:45,953
What's a television set?
398
00:20:45,977 --> 00:20:47,788
It's radio with pictures.
399
00:20:47,812 --> 00:20:50,957
Sammy? I'm upstairs
with the goodies.
400
00:20:50,981 --> 00:20:54,695
Oh, it's cousin Serena,
making a delivery.
401
00:20:54,719 --> 00:20:57,221
You're gonna love my
cousin. Come on upstairs.
402
00:20:58,656 --> 00:21:01,002
There's something
strange about that child.
403
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:03,827
Oh? I hadn't noticed.
404
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:08,609
Ma'am, are you
gonna take me home?
405
00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,144
I certainly hope so.
406
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:12,980
Hi, coz. I've got the antidote.
407
00:21:13,004 --> 00:21:15,783
You can go home right
after you take your medicine.
408
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,084
What about me?
409
00:21:17,108 --> 00:21:20,154
You're excused.
And use the door.
410
00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:23,256
Not even a thank
you? Later, Serena.
411
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,181
Ta-ta.
412
00:21:26,817 --> 00:21:29,530
Oh. Hi there,
413
00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:32,666
tall, dark and dull.
414
00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:35,469
Why should I take
medicine? I'm not sick.
415
00:21:35,493 --> 00:21:37,738
This isn't sick medicine.
416
00:21:37,762 --> 00:21:39,373
It's growing-up medicine.
417
00:21:39,397 --> 00:21:41,108
But I'm tall for my age.
418
00:21:41,132 --> 00:21:45,313
Take it and you'll grow up
to be a cowboy, like Tom Mix.
419
00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:48,315
I don't wanna grow up to
be a cowboy like Tom Mix.
420
00:21:48,339 --> 00:21:51,574
I wanna grow up to be a
lover like John Barrymore.
421
00:21:52,610 --> 00:21:54,055
Here. Drink it.
422
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,547
It's yummy.
423
00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:05,066
Now can I go home?
424
00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,867
After you take a little nap.
425
00:22:06,891 --> 00:22:09,459
Now, lie down over here.
426
00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:18,045
Sam.
427
00:22:18,069 --> 00:22:20,370
Well, he'll grow into them.
428
00:22:21,772 --> 00:22:24,474
And get rid of Serena.
429
00:22:26,176 --> 00:22:28,822
Oh. Your cousin has
just been telling me
430
00:22:28,846 --> 00:22:30,324
about your family doctor.
431
00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:32,559
Do you think I could
consult him about Larry?
432
00:22:32,583 --> 00:22:34,695
Um, stick to your own doctor.
433
00:22:34,719 --> 00:22:36,229
Uh, Serena,
434
00:22:36,253 --> 00:22:39,967
thank you so much for
the, uh, plant grower.
435
00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:41,502
How long does it take to work?
436
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:44,838
Like almost immediately, coz.
437
00:22:44,862 --> 00:22:46,373
What am I doing here?
438
00:22:46,397 --> 00:22:49,342
Why didn't you tell
me Larry was here?
439
00:22:49,366 --> 00:22:51,344
What's everybody doing here?
440
00:22:51,368 --> 00:22:52,779
Oh, Larry!
441
00:22:52,803 --> 00:22:55,482
You're back to your
old, gray self again.
442
00:22:55,506 --> 00:22:57,307
I am?
443
00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:01,078
I am.
444
00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:04,057
Well, Serena,
445
00:23:04,081 --> 00:23:06,227
worked for a while.
446
00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:08,929
Maybe you got
hold of a bad pill.
447
00:23:08,953 --> 00:23:13,266
They're all bad pills, Serena.
448
00:23:13,290 --> 00:23:15,936
Anything you say, coz.
449
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,306
Well, I guess I'll split.
450
00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:21,775
Try using the front door.
451
00:23:21,799 --> 00:23:22,866
Sorry.
452
00:23:25,703 --> 00:23:27,070
Bye-bye.
453
00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:29,806
Bye. Goodbye.
454
00:23:32,042 --> 00:23:34,688
That pill, it did
crazy things to me.
455
00:23:34,712 --> 00:23:36,457
I mean,
456
00:23:36,481 --> 00:23:39,626
it made me look
younger and feel younger,
457
00:23:39,650 --> 00:23:42,763
but suddenly I started
having these hallucinations
458
00:23:42,787 --> 00:23:45,933
that I was getting younger
and younger and younger.
459
00:23:45,957 --> 00:23:47,468
It was like a bad dream.
460
00:23:47,492 --> 00:23:50,104
You're awake now, so why
don't you stay for dinner?
461
00:23:50,128 --> 00:23:53,340
We'll spend a pleasant evening
and try to forget what happened.
462
00:23:53,364 --> 00:23:54,474
Sounds good to me.
463
00:23:54,498 --> 00:23:56,009
Say, why don't we
turn on the radio
464
00:23:56,033 --> 00:23:58,512
and listen to Fibber
McGee and Molly?
465
00:23:58,536 --> 00:24:00,480
There he goes again.
466
00:24:00,504 --> 00:24:04,708
Uh. Don't worry,
Louise. It'll wear off.
467
00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:10,180
Well, it...
468
00:24:21,325 --> 00:24:22,402
Sam, it's a good thing
469
00:24:22,426 --> 00:24:24,304
we didn't put that
pill on the market.
470
00:24:24,328 --> 00:24:26,907
You tried to warn me
about possible side effects.
471
00:24:26,931 --> 00:24:29,509
Larry, when you get those
dollar signs in your eyes,
472
00:24:29,533 --> 00:24:31,144
no amount of warning will help.
473
00:24:31,168 --> 00:24:32,546
Don't you worry, Larry.
474
00:24:32,570 --> 00:24:34,481
I'm not gonna
say "I told you so."
475
00:24:34,505 --> 00:24:35,849
I appreciate that.
476
00:24:35,873 --> 00:24:38,986
But it was weird. I did
a whole number about...
477
00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:41,121
Well, like when I
first met you, Darrin.
478
00:24:41,145 --> 00:24:43,691
Oh, um, speaking of
the first time we met.
479
00:24:43,715 --> 00:24:45,192
I ran across a little item
480
00:24:45,216 --> 00:24:46,961
the other day while
cleaning out my files
481
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,086
that I think will interest you.
482
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,499
Oh. Uh, if you'll remember,
483
00:24:52,523 --> 00:24:53,767
I mention from time to time
484
00:24:53,791 --> 00:24:55,936
that you offered to make
me a first vice president.
485
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,738
I don't remember writing this.
486
00:24:57,762 --> 00:24:59,539
Well, that's your signature.
487
00:24:59,563 --> 00:25:03,644
Yes, my signature, all
right, and the date 1961.
488
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,980
But I'm afraid you
found this a little too late.
489
00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:07,447
This paper's invalid.
490
00:25:07,471 --> 00:25:09,850
The statute of
limitations has run out.
491
00:25:09,874 --> 00:25:11,251
What's for dinner, Sam?
492
00:25:11,275 --> 00:25:13,954
Oh, Larry, you're
your old self again.
493
00:25:13,978 --> 00:25:17,547
And we wouldn't want
him any other way.
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