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Oh!
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Hey, Abner!
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Abner, come here quick.
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How about that?
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Kind of funny,
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people like that going
into the Stephens' house.
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They look normal to me.
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That's what's funny about it!
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Wally! Margaret!
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What a surprise!
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How are you, Samantha?
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Wally, what a silly question.
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Need you ask?
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Oh, hey, congratulations!
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Oh, thank you. We're
very happy about it.
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Do come in.
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Don't tell me this is Merle.
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Yeah, it's me.
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How I've grown, right?
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Right.
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Uh, sit down, sit down.
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Why don't you have some coffee.
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Oh, no. We'd love to, but, uh,
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we're really in
a terrible hurry.
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Oh, no, no. I haven't
seen you for ages.
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Merle, how about you?
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Would you like some cake?
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Gee, yeah. Do you
have chocolate?
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Mm-hm. Kitchen's right
in there, just help yourself.
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Well, he did that very well.
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He's learning.
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Too bad you don't
like chocolate, Merle.
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It's delicious!
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What brings you to
this part of the world?
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Didn't Endora tell you?
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Tell me what?
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Oh, ho, great.
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What's the matter?
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Well, Wally and I have to attend
an important conclave in London.
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All our usual
sitters fell through,
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and we didn't know
what to do, so...
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Well, luckily, we
bumped into Endora.
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We'd never have thought
of asking you, but she said
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you wouldn't mind.
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Mind what?
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She said you wouldn't mind
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taking care of Merle
while we were gone.
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Oh, it isn't that. It's...
Uh... It's my husband.
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He doesn't like kids?
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Oh, no, no, no. He loves them.
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It's just that...
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Well, Darrin's had some
rather nasty experiences
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with my friends
and relatives and...
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he's been working so
hard lately, I hate to...
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Well, he's mortal, you know.
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Yes, Endora told us.
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Well, that shouldn't
be a problem.
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Merle can pass for a
mortal, can't you, Merle?
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Sure, Mom.
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Will you promise not to do any
magic in front of Mr. Stephens?
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Okay.
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Well, in that case,
I... I guess it's all right.
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Thanks, Samantha.
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I'm sure he'll be no trouble.
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He's got a lot of
studying to do.
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Oh, what are you
working on now, Merle?
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Elementary spells
and incantations.
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You're not to help
him, Samantha.
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Oh, don't worry, I won't.
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Thanks again, Samantha.
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We really appreciate it.
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And, uh, you behave yourself
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and do everything Mr. and
Mrs. Stephens tells you.
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Give Mother a kiss.
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Aw, Mom.
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Well, we'd better take off.
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See you tomorrow.
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So long, Mom. So long, Dad.
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Have a good time.
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All right, Merle, I'll
show you your room.
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Uh-huh. That's Gladys Kravitz.
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Hey!
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Can you see through walls?
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I can't seem to
get the hang of it.
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No magic involved, Merle.
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I just know from the
knock and the timing.
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Kravitz.
What a surprise.
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I came over for a snoop
of... A scoop of sugar.
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I hope I'm not disturbing you.
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No, no.
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Oh, hi, young man. Hi.
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This is Merle. He's come
to spend a day or two.
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Oh, did your parents bring
you? I'd be pleased to meet them.
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They've already left.
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Oh, they couldn't.
I was watching.
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I mean, are you sure
they're not still here?
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Positive.
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They went through the roof.
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They went through the roof?
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Mrs. Kravitz, would
you like your sugar?
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No.
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No, no. I've got
plenty at home, thanks.
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Hey, she's pretty
weird, even for a mortal.
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Oh, no, Larry.
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You paid last Saturday.
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No, no, you did.
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No, I'm sure you did, Larry.
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All right, I'll toss you for it.
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Loser pays. Okay.
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All right, call it. Heads!
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I don't see it. It must
have rolled under the bar.
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Well, it was your
50 cents, so I'll pay.
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What time do you want
us there tomorrow night?
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Oh, about 8:30.
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Louise is getting a little
touchy about her birthdays.
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But she always likes
to see you and Sam.
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I guess this is yours.
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Thanks.
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It was heads.
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Thanks.
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Oh, I want to show
you the necklace I got
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for Louise's birthday.
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Hey, that's beautiful.
Does she know about it?
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No, I just got it today, so she
hasn't had a chance to find it.
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You know, she
always snoops around.
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So that by the time I
give her her present,
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it's never a surprise.
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I've got it!
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Darrin, would you keep this
for me until tomorrow night?
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I'll be glad to.
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Thank you.
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Anybody home?
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Yeah!
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Hi, I'm Merle
Brocken, Mr. Stephens.
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Well, glad to know you, Merle.
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Hi, darling.
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I, uh, see the two
of you have met.
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Yes.
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Merle's gonna be
with us for a while.
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He is?
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His parents had to
go away overnight,
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and they wanted to know if
Merle could stay here, okay?
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Uh, fine.
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New family in the neighborhood?
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You might say that.
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I did say that.
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So you did.
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Uh, Merle,
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why don't you run outside
and play for a while.
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You mean, you
want me to have fun?
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That's the general idea.
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Whatever you say, Mrs. Stephens.
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It's a pity he didn't
bring any toys with him.
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Seems like a nice kid.
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Well, what's that?
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It's a necklace Larry bought
for Louise's birthday. Oh?
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He asked me to keep
it for him till tomorrow.
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Honey? Hmm?
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You sure you don't
mind Merle's being here?
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Why should I mind?
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He seems like a
nice, normal little boy.
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Hey, sonny!
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Yes, ma'am?
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Water just came out your ears.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Well, how do you explain that?
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I was in swimming yesterday.
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I see.
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How do you like staying
with the Stephenses?
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Oh, they're real nice people.
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Did you notice anything
strange about them?
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No.
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Excuse me. I'm
supposed to be having fun.
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Hi, Merle. You
weren't out very long.
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There wasn't
anybody to play with.
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Oh.
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Well, you want to
play catch with me?
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I don't know how.
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Didn't your father
ever teach you?
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No. He's traveling all the time.
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Well, come on.
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I think I can make a ball
player out of you before supper.
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See? Pops right in there.
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Now, don't be afraid
to throw the ball
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just as hard as you can.
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I'm sure you'll
catch on pretty quick.
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Well, let's toss
it around a bit.
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Bat there. Why don't
you stand over here,
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and I'll go on down
the road a piece.
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Okay, it's comin' in.
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Good catch.
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Okay, now let's have it.
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Burn one in here, Merle.
Burn one in. Let's have it, boy.
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Let me have it.
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Uh, did you say you, uh...?
You never played before?
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That's right, Mr. Stephens.
But it's not so hard to do.
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Oh.
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Well, let's see how
you can do with the bat.
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Why don't you pick it
up and I'll pitch you a few.
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Okay, Mr. Stephens.
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Now, don't be disappointed if
you miss the first couple, okay?
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You set?
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Here you go.
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Is that what you wanted
me to do, Mr. Stephens?
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Did you ever think
about being a ball player?
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No. What for?
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Well, a lot of kids dream about
being in the major leagues.
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You could be.
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I suppose so. But I
don't really want to be.
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Well, what do you want to do?
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I want to be like my father.
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Well, I can't argue with that.
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Oooh! Abner!
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Abner!
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The kid from across the street
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broke our window
with his baseball!
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Abner! Abner!
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Is this the one he broke?
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I saw it with my own eyes.
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Gladys, you must have
your contact lenses reversed.
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What are you reading, Merle?
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That book about space
travel you had on the shelf.
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The one over there,
where you hid the necklace.
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I didn't know that
was a funny book.
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Oh, it's not meant
to be, but it is.
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Look at this one!
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Oh, boy!
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Eat your dinner.
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No, thanks. I
don't like meat loaf.
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Well, unfortunately, Merle,
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this is not a restaurant.
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And meat loaf is all we
have on the menu tonight.
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I didn't think it was
a restaurant, sir.
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Well, put the
book aside and eat.
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This is a dining
room, not a library.
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I didn't think it was
a library either, sir.
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Merle, in this house,
when someone reads,
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they read in the other room.
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Yes, sir.
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Thank you very much.
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That's a very hard
boy to criticize.
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He's so polite.
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Oh, I wouldn't
criticize him, darling.
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Why not?
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Well...
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Honey, a little constructive
criticism never hurt anyone.
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Well, he's only going
to be here overnight.
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Sam, that's not the point.
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While he is here, I
expect him to behave
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like any other
well-mannered boy.
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Mm. He's very well-mannered.
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Why don't you finish your
dinner and forget about it.
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All right.
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Mama. Mama.
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I got it! I got it!
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Hi, Merle.
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Hi, Mr. Stephens.
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Merle, I'd like to have
a little talk with you.
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You know, it's through
the little things in life
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that we learn
about the big things.
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00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,468
Now take, for instance,
that meat loaf...
262
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,851
Merle, what's that?
263
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,119
It's really a hairbrush.
264
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,955
Let's not have any games, Merle.
265
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:15,391
I happen to know you
didn't bring any toys with you.
266
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,460
Now, did you, uh,
just happen to find that
267
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:19,695
in some other boy's yard?
268
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,485
No! It's mine!
269
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,935
Merle, I'm sure
you think it's yours,
270
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:29,760
but until I'm sure, um,
I'd better take charge of it.
271
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,211
What happened?
272
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,981
He tried to take my fire truck
that I made out of a hairbrush,
273
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,315
so I stopped him.
274
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:41,884
Is he a...?
275
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,119
A...? A...?
276
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,787
Yes.
277
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:49,714
A plain, simple, ordinary,
everyday little warlock.
278
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,338
A warlock?!
279
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:04,873
Sam, why didn't you tell me?
280
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,341
I didn't want to
make you nervous.
281
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,844
Oh, fine. Next time,
just blurt it out, huh?
282
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,779
Well, now darling, it
was an emergency.
283
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,481
I wouldn't ordinarily have
done this without asking you first.
284
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:16,151
But it was only for overnight,
and I didn't expect any trouble.
285
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,220
Sam, I like surprises as
much as the next fellow,
286
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,956
but this is... I am
furious with you.
287
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,657
You promised no witchcraft.
288
00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:24,326
First, you misbehaved
at the table,
289
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,627
and then you misbehaved here.
290
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,263
Misbehaved? He... He
darn near electrocuted me!
291
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,332
Well, he tried to
take my fire engine.
292
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,601
And I don't like meat loaf.
293
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:33,625
March!
294
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,194
March!
295
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,032
Come on, darling.
296
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,009
Eat!
297
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,291
First time I ever
saw a meat loaf
298
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:58,194
with strawberry
and whipped cream.
299
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,218
Merle!
300
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,133
Meat loaf!
301
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,501
That's right.
302
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,903
Next stop, spinach!
The whole plateful!
303
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:10,039
I think you're
outclassed, Merle.
304
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,173
Uh-uh!
305
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,774
Don't you dare.
306
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:15,944
Let me remind you,
young man, that I am older
307
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,613
and more experienced than you.
308
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,782
And anything you can do,
I can do an awful lot better.
309
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:23,652
Okay, I give up.
310
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,255
And I want you to promise
me, no more witchcraft
311
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,523
while you're in this house.
312
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,358
Aw, gee whiz.
313
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,693
You heard me.
314
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,162
But as long as he knows,
what's the difference?
315
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,531
That's it, Merle.
316
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,234
Okay. But what
about my fire engine?
317
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,502
Do I get to keep it?
318
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:42,438
Darrin will decide
whether you keep it or not.
319
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,894
Why him? Who's he?
320
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,510
He is my husband
321
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,880
and the master of
this house, that's who.
322
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,237
Why don't you try
a little smile, Merle.
323
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,938
Stop!
324
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,208
Put up your
hands, or I'll shout...
325
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,512
Or I'll shoot!
326
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,370
Now what?
327
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,152
Now, where's the necklace?
328
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,488
I can't tell you. It
belongs to my boss.
329
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:47,723
It's a present for his wife.
330
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,592
Tell me where it is and
let me get out of here,
331
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,059
I'm gettin' nervous.
332
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,161
Hi. Ooooh!
333
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,363
Hi, Mr. Stephens.
334
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:57,165
I thought I heard
you talking down here.
335
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,535
All right, all right,
336
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,238
what's the idea, sneakin'
up behind me like that?
337
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,905
Hey, are you a burglar?
338
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,941
I bet you came for
that necklace in here.
339
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,611
Yeah, kid. That's right.
Do you know where it is?
340
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,745
Sure.
341
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,013
Come on, Merle, let him have it!
342
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,782
You know what I mean!
343
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,083
Gee, I'd like to,
344
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,420
but I really promised
Mrs. Stephens I wouldn't.
345
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,810
Don't you remember?
346
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,270
Well, here it is.
347
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,106
Thanks for you cooperation.
348
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,408
You're welcome.
349
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:42,744
Sorry, Mr. Stephens,
but I gave my word.
350
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:44,168
Thanks, kid.
351
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:50,352
Okay, so you got the necklace.
352
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:52,287
Why don't you
take the fire engine.
353
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,822
You're probably mean enough to.
354
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:57,058
You know, you're right, I am.
355
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:59,361
And my nephew's got
a birthday comin' up.
356
00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,962
Leave it alone! It's mine.
357
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,098
Oh, knock it off, kid.
358
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,267
Don't you touch
it. I'm warning you!
359
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,857
Ahh!
360
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,297
Stop! Stop!
361
00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:27,778
Stop! Stop!
362
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:31,281
Stop it! Stop it!
363
00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:34,218
Stop it! Stop it!
364
00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:37,933
Help! Somebody help me!
365
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,057
Police!
366
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,304
Police!
367
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:44,005
I would have gotten away,
368
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,974
but I was surrounded
by that fire truck.
369
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,543
Yeah, I heard it
with my own ears!
370
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,645
It kept chasing me around,
squirting water at me!
371
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:50,813
Well, that's right!
372
00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:52,681
Well, that's the way
it is with fire trucks.
373
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,182
What do you mean?
374
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,384
Look, come on, buddy.
375
00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:57,118
You can tell your
story to the sergeant.
376
00:22:57,142 --> 00:22:59,521
You'll brighten up the
whole night for him.
377
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,812
Goodnight. Goodnight.
378
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:05,994
Phew.
379
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:08,397
I'm sorry I broke my
promise, Mrs. Stephens.
380
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:11,199
Well, that's all right,
Merle. I'm glad you did.
381
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,602
I bet this is the first time a
burglar was ever captured
382
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:14,803
by a hairbrush.
383
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:15,904
That's right.
384
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:18,139
A hairbrush?
385
00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:19,908
What hairbrush? I
never saw a hairbrush!
386
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,511
I thought it was a fire truck.
What are you all talking about?
387
00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:24,580
This is the silliest
thing I ever heard of!
388
00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:25,803
A hairbrush?!
389
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,992
Samantha, I'll get you a new
hairbrush to replace that one.
390
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:39,428
Don't bother. It was a
pleasure having Merle.
391
00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:41,062
It was very educational.
392
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,887
Did he, uh, behave himself?
393
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:47,202
He was just fine.
394
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:50,038
Well, let's go, Walter.
I'm anxious to get home.
395
00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:51,573
Hi there! Hi!
396
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,776
Hello, Merle! Are
these your parents?
397
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,545
Uh, I'm Gladys Kravitz
from across the street.
398
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:59,648
You ought to have
Merle's ears looked at.
399
00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:02,251
He's been having
trouble with them.
400
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,885
Honestly!
401
00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:06,788
I was so excited after
what happened last night,
402
00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:09,558
I couldn't sleep another wink.
403
00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:13,495
People say, "How can you
live in that dull neighborhood?"
404
00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:15,464
But I don't think
it's dull at all.
405
00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:17,031
You folks should have...
406
00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:19,067
Hey, where are they?!
Where'd they go?!
407
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:21,169
They were here
just a minute ago!
408
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:24,439
They, uh, walked down the street
and then went around the corner
409
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,708
while you were
talking, Mrs. Kravitz.
410
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:31,045
Well, I wasn't talking
that long, was I?
411
00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:32,647
Was I?
412
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:33,982
Or was I?
413
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:37,452
I guess I was, I...?
414
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,020
Come on in the
house, Mrs. Kravitz.
415
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:40,544
I'll give you a scoop of sugar.
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