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Well, I know she's a bit vague,
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but she's never really
done anybody any harm.
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You sit down and listen to me...
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Last week, she insisted
on coming to London
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with Bertha and me.
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Halfway there, she
started to lose altitude.
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Oh, that's terrible!
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Oh, you don't
know the half of it!
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We had to piggy-back
her the rest of the way!
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Poor Aunt Clara.
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Yes, and right in the
middle of the convention,
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she waltzes in with
a huge doorknob
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she acquired for her collection!
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That's bad?
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She'd taken it from
Buckingham Palace!
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That's bad.
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One more time.
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Ahhhhhh! Abner!
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Abner!
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Oh!
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Aunt Clara, what's the matter?
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You look upset.
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Oh, Samantha, I've
come to hide out.
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Hide out? Why?
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Hedley Partridge
is back in town.
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Uh, who is he, Aunt Clara?
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Well... we were close friends.
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More than friends.
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He was my best beau.
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Aunt Clara, you mean...?
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Yes.
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Oh, yes, I've had my moments.
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One or two.
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I'll just bet you did.
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Hedley Partridge!
Now I remember him!
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Well, I don't see how
anyone could forget Hedley.
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All I remember is that he
was always chasing the girls!
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Well, he couldn't help
from being popular.
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I still don't understand why
you don't want to see him?
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Uh, well... Um, Endora... What?
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Haven't you a house
to haunt or something?
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All right. All
right, Clara, I'll go.
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I think I can skip all
the gruesome details
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of your fly-by-night romance.
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Oh, ha-ha-ha. I know
she's your mother, dear,
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but she can be trying.
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And she insists that
I'm in my dotage.
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Well, she worries
about you, Aunt Clara.
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Now, tell me, why are you
hiding from Mr. Partridge?
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Well, I wouldn't admit it to
anyone else, but, um, uh, uh...
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S-some of my spells
don't quite work anymore.
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Really?
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Well, that's hard to believe.
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Oh, it's true.
It's... It's true.
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Well, everybody
has their off days.
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What's that got to
do with Mr. Partridge?
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He knew me in my prime.
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And you're not anxious
to renew the acquaintance.
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I wanted him to
remember me as I was.
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I understand, Aunt Clara.
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You can stay here
as long as you like.
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Oh, thank you,
Samantha. Thank you.
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You have a kind and
understanding heart.
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Abner, I'm telling you, I
saw it with my own eyes.
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A funny, little old lady...
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Will you stop playing
that flute and listen to me?
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I've listened!
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Twelve times already!
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She walked right into the
wall and bounced off again.
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So any reasonable person
would figure it was an accident,
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right?
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But what did you think, Gladys?
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An accident, the first time.
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Then, she did it again.
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Bang! Right into the wall
and bounced off again!
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And I thought, well,
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why would anyone
wanna bang against a wall?
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Simple.
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It feels so good when you stop.
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The next time she went
right through the wall!
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Well, that makes sense.
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What?
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Well, there's no point
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in banging your head
against a brick wall.
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I'm beginning to
realize that, Abner.
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I'm beginning to realize that.
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Two visits in one day?
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What have I done
to deserve this?
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Well, it's all set.
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Mother has taken
care of everything.
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Hedley Partridge is
coming to dinner tonight.
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Mother, you didn't!
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Well, don't you see?
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This could be the
solution of our problem.
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Aunt Clara needs
someone to look after her,
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and Hedley seems to
be the perfect candidate.
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Aunt Clara and Hedley
Partridge married?
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Well, if they want to
be stuffy about it, yes.
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This could be the
romance of the century.
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Sort of the Romeo and
Juliet of the tired blood set.
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But Aunt Clara
doesn't want to see him.
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She's embarrassed about
her spells not working anymore.
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Oh, that's the most
ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
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Well, that may be, but
that's the way she feels,
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and I think we should
respect her feelings.
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Well, Samantha, I
can't do everything.
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I've done my part.
The rest is up to you.
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Now, really,
Mother, I... Mother!
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Oh!
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No, no. No, uh...
Uh, I can't see him.
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I... I... I have to leave.
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Aunt Clara, he'll
just follow you.
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No, no, I... I
just... I... Ha, well...
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Everyone into the bag!
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Can't rely on them anymore!
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Well, you can rely on me.
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Aunt Clara, have I
ever let you down?
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No, you never have.
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All right, just trust me.
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Believe me, Mr. Partridge
won't find out anything
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you don't want him to.
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Enter, dear lady.
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Oh, thank you.
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Who are you?
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I'm Hedley Partridge,
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and your mother has
told me all about you.
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She has? Mm-hm.
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And I want you to know
that I'm on your side.
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You are?
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As long as you love him,
who cares if he's mortal?
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I'm a little confused.
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Oh, ha-ha, you mean
about my coming here?
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Well, I don't blame you.
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You see, I was so
anxious to see Clara again,
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that I arrived early.
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And I found all the doors
and windows locked,
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and no one was about,
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so I took the liberty of
making myself at home.
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Well, if all the doors
and windows were locked,
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how'd you get inside?
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Through the wall, of course.
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You're joking, of course?
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Oh, of course not.
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Ha-ha. Well, you
needn't look so surprised.
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I may have a lot of gray
hairs, but I'm still in my prime!
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Once a warlock,
always a warlock!
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My powers are still
as good as ever.
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Ah, I can see you
don't believe me.
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Well, I... Uh,
well, I'll show you.
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Did you ever see
dancing flowers?
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No.
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Watch very carefully.
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See?
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Ahhhhhhh!
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Ahhhhhh!!!
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Oh!
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Well, your wife seems
a little highly strung.
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That's not my wife.
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Oh, congratulations.
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My name is Hedley
Partridge. You must be Donald.
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Darrin.
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Oh, well, Endora
said it was Donald.
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Uh, I... I know. But
it really is Darrin.
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Oh, is it Darrin?
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Uh, yes, Darrin.
How are you, Darrin?
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Fine. How are
you, Mr. Partridge?
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Aunt Clara and Samantha
should be here any minute.
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Uh, can I, uh, fix you a drink?
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Oh, I'd like that, yes.
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Which, uh... Oh, thank you.
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I'm certainly
anxious to see Clara.
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Has she changed much?
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Well, uh...
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Well, of course,
you wouldn't know.
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You're a little young.
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But, uh, there was
something different about her.
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Uh, she always had a very
special effect upon people.
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Well, she hasn't
changed in that respect.
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Oh.
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Endora talked an
awful lot about you.
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Oh, she did, huh?
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Mm-hm. Oh, but don't
worry, young man.
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I didn't believe a word of it.
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Soda?
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Uh, just tickle it, yes.
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"Warlock:
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Sorcerer. Wizard."
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Abner!
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There's a wizard at
the Stephens' house!
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It's good for the lawn.
It eats the mosquitoes.
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Not a lizard, a wizard!
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Wizard, lizard. As long
as it eats the mosquitoes.
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Here they are now.
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How do I look? Uh,
is... Is my tie all right?
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Oh, of course.
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Hi, darling.
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I'm terribly sorry we're
late, but I just... Oh!
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Sam, this is Mr. Partridge.
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Hello, Clara.
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Hello, Hedley.
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Oh, Clara, you
haven't changed a bit.
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Oh. Oh, Hedley.
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No, no, I mean it. I mean it.
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You're just as
beautiful as ever.
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Oh, now, you didn't have
to say that, you know.
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Did I ever lie to you?
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Constantly.
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But I still like it.
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Oh. And you must be Samantha.
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Well, good looks
obviously runs in the family.
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Well, thank you, Mr. Partridge.
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Now, Aunt Clara, why don't
you and Mr. Partridge sit down
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and get re-acquainted,
while I get dinner ready.
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It'll only take a second.
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Darrin! Darrin!
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Mm-hm?
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Just give a shout if... If
anybody needs my help.
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With what?
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Oh! Okay, sure, sure.
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And how have you
been, dear, huh?
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Oh, fine. Just fine.
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Oh, that's good. Good.
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And you?
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Oh, wonderful, wonderful.
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Oh.
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My powers are as good as ever.
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Watch.
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How about that?
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Oh. Oh, remarkable. Remarkable.
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Of course, witchcraft
is a gift, you know.
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But you've got to
keep practicing at it.
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If you don't, your
spells get sloppy.
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And when that
happens, believe me,
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you know you're getting old.
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Isn't that right, Clara?
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Oh, yes. Well...
Well, it does happen.
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It happens to all of us.
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Uh, yes, yes. I know, I know.
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Uh, speaking about that, do you
remember Seranda Ethrington?
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Oh, very well.
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You always said she
had such pretty hair.
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Oh, well, I only said that to
make you jealous, that's all.
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However, I think she's bald now.
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Oh, good.
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Uh, uh, uh... Oh,
you don't say so?
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Do you know what I heard?
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I heard that she can't even
walk through a wall anymore.
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Poor dear.
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Oh.
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Yeah, it practically
knocked herself senseless
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every time she tried it.
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It got so bad that her
daughter had to put her
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in the old witches home.
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Oh. Pathetic case.
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Oh, it certainly is.
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Imagine.
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Can't even walk through a wall.
258
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,932
But that will never happen
to us, will it dear? Huh?
259
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:40,369
Ha-ha-ha. Not to the
golden couple. Mm-mm.
260
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,605
The golden couple: that's
that they used to call us
261
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:43,906
when we were younger, you know.
262
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,307
The golden couple.
263
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:46,409
Well, here's your drink.
264
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,510
Oh, thank you, thank you.
265
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:50,345
You know what Endora
told me about you? No.
266
00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:53,382
She said you were still
the fastest witch in the west.
267
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,117
Oh, no.
268
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,586
Oh, uh, do you mind
if I smoke a cigar?
269
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,621
Oh, certainly not.
270
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,590
I'll get you one.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
271
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:01,980
I'll get one.
272
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,063
Have you got a light, Clara?
273
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,464
I've got one right here.
274
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,801
No, no, no, this is something
Clara used to do for me. Mm-hm.
275
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,703
Uh, uh, do you remember, Clara?
276
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:15,004
Hm?
277
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:18,207
Well, now, how about it?
Will you, for old times' sake?
278
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:23,079
Ha-ha. Well, I'll
try. I... I... I'll... I'll try.
279
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,214
Try, she says! Oh-ho-ho.
280
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,198
Eh, wait'll you see
this, young man.
281
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,145
Uh, Sam!
282
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:56,278
By George, Endora was
right! You're still amazing!
283
00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:58,302
Dinner will be
ready in a minute.
284
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,549
Would you like an ashtray?
285
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,852
An ashtray? Uh...
I'll get it, Aunt Clara.
286
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:06,255
Uh, no, no, no. I can
send it over myself.
287
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,378
Uh...
288
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,567
Oh! Oh, I did it! I
made a comeback!
289
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,137
I made a comeback!
290
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,839
I thought you might like to
nibble on these before dinner.
291
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,275
Oh, thank you.
292
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,943
Do... Do you want
another ashtray?
293
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,445
No, no. One is
sufficient, thank you.
294
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:31,781
Now, are you sure?
295
00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:34,050
Because there's no trouble
to send over another one.
296
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,052
Now, now, Aunt Clara,
you know how Darrin feels
297
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,820
about witchcraft in this house.
298
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:41,057
Now, you two sit here
and talk about old times.
299
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,258
Darrin... Hm?
300
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,427
Would you like to help me?
301
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:48,030
Oh, sure, sure, honey.
302
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:51,633
Uh, will you have one of,
the hor d'oeuvres? Love it.
303
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:54,636
Everything seems to be
going awfully well, doesn't it?
304
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,605
Honey, maybe you
should have told Aunt Clara
305
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,074
you were doing her spells.
306
00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,843
Oh, her pride would
never let her agree to it.
307
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,387
Uh, don't worry darling,
everything's under control.
308
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,183
Mm.
309
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:10,519
Good, huh?
310
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,723
Oh, no. Easy, now.
311
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:17,993
Do you remember, Clara,
how we used to turn ourselves
312
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:21,163
into nightingales and
serenade the young lovers?
313
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:25,201
Oh, yes. Oh-ho-ho, yes.
314
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,469
And that was the first
nightingale that was ever heard
315
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,470
in Berkley Square.
316
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:29,972
Yeah, that's right.
317
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,673
Oh, those were the
good old days, huh?
318
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,142
Oh, yes, they were.
319
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,211
Well, why don't we do it again.
320
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,412
Oh, no, no, no. I
don't think so, dear.
321
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,647
Oh, oh, yes.
322
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,639
No, no, no. I don't...
I don't think so.
323
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,553
Oh.
324
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,655
But we have fifteen
minutes before dinner.
325
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:47,790
I know, Clara.
326
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,425
But that was a long
time ago and I... No.
327
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,195
Yes. But... But I remember
the spell perfectly.
328
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:54,529
Now, are you game?
329
00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:57,766
Well, yes. You know me.
I... I'm game for anything.
330
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,435
Oh, really? Right.
331
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:06,608
Well, now, let's see...
Um... Uh... Oh, uh...
332
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:11,302
Deekus, gurney... plancher!
333
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,754
Oh, oh.
334
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:22,412
Ooooh! Oh! Oh.
335
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:27,084
Oh! Oh! Oh!
336
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,905
Ahhhhhhh!
337
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,808
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
338
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:42,644
Aunt Clara, Sam said if
you'd like to... Ha, what's that?
339
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,101
Hedley.
340
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:46,748
Everything went wrong?
341
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:49,373
Sam. Sam!
342
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,658
Aunt Clara, what did you do?
343
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,360
Why, I don't understand.
344
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,629
I... I thought it had
all come back to me.
345
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:03,132
Aunt Clara, Sam was
helping you with your, uh...
346
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,433
With your spells.
347
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,969
Helping me? Uh, uh,
you... You mean, uh,
348
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,704
the witchcraft didn't come back?
349
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,706
I'm sorry, Aunt Clara.
350
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,542
Now... Now you just
sit down and try to relax.
351
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,644
I'll see if I can get
everything back to normal.
352
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:20,482
Uh, I can't sit down. I
have nothing to sit down on!
353
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,651
Don't panic.
354
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,887
Just try and remember
the right spell.
355
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:28,223
Oh, I'll never be able to
look Hedley in the face again.
356
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:31,582
But never! N-never.
357
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,235
We, uh, knocked, but I guess...
358
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,170
Ooh! Abner, see?
359
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:44,606
Uh, I... I suppose you folks
are wondering why we have
360
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,910
an elephant, uh, here
in our, uh, living room?
361
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:50,079
Well, the thought
had crossed my mind.
362
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,848
Well, you see, uh, I'm,
uh, doing a campaign
363
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,683
for men's, uh, swimsuits.
364
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:55,751
Swimsuits?
365
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,686
Uh, trunks, trunks.
366
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:00,656
Yes, and he's using
him as... As a model.
367
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,690
A model?
368
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,625
Uh, yes.
369
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,094
Uh, for the trademark:
370
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,418
“You'll never
forget our trunks.”
371
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:12,000
Abner, there's the wall woman!
372
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,602
Gladys, we never met the lady.
373
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,004
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
374
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:20,776
Uh, Aunt Clara, uh, this
is Mr. and Mrs. Kravitz.
375
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,010
Oh, how do you do?
376
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:25,714
Deekus, gurney, planchet!
377
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,183
That's it! That's it!
378
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,484
I beg your pardon?
379
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:31,353
Uh, Aunt Clara is a linguist.
380
00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:33,777
That means “Bless
your face” in Malayan.
381
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,025
Thank you, Aunt Clara.
382
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,161
Uh, don't do it in here!
383
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:42,097
Oh, I never could look
Hedley in the face again.
384
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,422
Don't... Don't worry, I'll
take him in the kitchen.
385
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:51,507
Um... Uh, where
is the, uh, wiz...
386
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:54,743
Uh, the, uh, gentleman I
met earlier this evening?
387
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,146
Well, he's uh,
uh, in the kitchen.
388
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,269
Oh.
389
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,750
Now, just relax, Mr. Partridge.
390
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:05,087
Now that I know the
spell, I can reverse it.
391
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,077
Feenby, wallabas, nerk!
392
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,998
Oh!
393
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,022
Thank goodness.
394
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:24,072
Oh, Clara sure made a mess
of that one, didn't she, huh?
395
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,941
You know, Endora
lied to me about her.
396
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,343
Uh, Mr. Partridge, please,
it was really all my fault.
397
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,344
Uh, no, no.
398
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:30,612
I don't care what you say,
399
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,547
I'm gonna have a talk
with that young lady.
400
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:33,571
Oh, dear.
401
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,154
That's the wizard.
402
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,856
Oh, uh, Mr. Partridge,
Mr. and Mrs. Kravitz.
403
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,024
Uh, how do you do?
404
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,826
Uh, Clara, may I speak
with you a moment?
405
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,360
Oh, no! No, no, I have to go.
406
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,496
Oh, now, Clara, please...
407
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,498
Oh, dear, did you hurt yourself?
408
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,899
Are you all right?
409
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,969
I'm all... I'm fine. I'm fine.
410
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,871
Remember Seranda
Ethrington, dear.
411
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,306
You mustn't do those things.
412
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,296
Uh, Aunt Clara's
rather near-sighted.
413
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:01,877
Uh, yes, I told you, Aunt Clara.
414
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,679
You really should
wear your glasses.
415
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,679
Yes.
416
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:05,847
See I told you.
417
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,916
There's a logical
explanation for everything.
418
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:11,887
I suppose there's also a logical
explanation for dancing flowers.
419
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,755
Oh, Gladys, will you stop?
420
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:18,215
Mr. Partridge, did you make
those flowers dance or not?
421
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,563
Yes, I did.
422
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,531
See, he admits it! Ha!
423
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,799
Now, I suppose you have
424
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,001
a logical explanation
for that, Abner. Huh?
425
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,859
I think he might, if he
examined the flowers.
426
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,313
These flowers are rigged.
427
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:39,314
Rigged?
428
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:41,016
Yeah.
429
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,984
The flowers have a
wire attached to them.
430
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:46,288
You just pull this
wire and they dance.
431
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:48,324
Is that how you
did it, Mr. Partridge?
432
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,991
Yes, that's right.
433
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:52,861
Uh, I take it you're
some kind of a magician?
434
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,730
I used to be.
435
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,933
Well, we'd better be
going. Come on, Gladys.
436
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,835
Uh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
437
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,771
Now, you said you
got into the house
438
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:03,972
by walking through the wall.
439
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,541
Now, is that true?
440
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,843
Uh, no, that's not true. No.
441
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:11,547
The kitchen window was
open, and I climbed in.
442
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:12,848
Pathetic, isn't it? Huh?
443
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,317
It certainly is.
444
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:18,721
You have a weird sense of humor.
445
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,244
Come on, Gladys.
446
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,267
Darrin.
447
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,501
Hm?
448
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,403
Uh, I need some help
in the kitchen with the...
449
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,937
Uh, with the turnips.
450
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,574
What help do turnips need?
451
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:39,963
Oh! Oh, yeah. Sure.
452
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:46,448
Hedley... you too?
453
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:49,084
That's right. Yeah.
454
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:52,287
I haven't performed real
witchcraft for years, dear.
455
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,991
I can't even do the
little things anymore.
456
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,092
Neither can I.
457
00:21:57,116 --> 00:22:00,295
Samantha did all the
other things earlier.
458
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,596
Oh.
459
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:02,697
Yes.
460
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:05,267
So you and I are paddling
the same canoe, huh?
461
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:08,370
Well, it's not so bad.
462
00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:09,537
When you get used to it.
463
00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:11,306
Oh, I know. I
don't mind. Really.
464
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,341
Not really.
465
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:15,344
You know, you can't
fight old age. Ha-ha.
466
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:19,581
But when Endora told me
that you hadn't aged at all,
467
00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:23,719
well, I'm afraid my
pride got the better of me.
468
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,354
You understand that, no?
469
00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:26,977
Oh, I understand.
470
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:32,127
Um... Hedley... Hm?
471
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:36,398
I, uh... I'm sorry I turned you
into an elephant, you know.
472
00:22:36,422 --> 00:22:39,601
Oh, that's all right.
Don't worry about it.
473
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,470
It happens to the best of us.
474
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,839
Oh, well, yes. I suppose.
475
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,974
Let's you and I have
another sip, huh?
476
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,732
Oh! Ha-ha.
477
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:52,448
I'm so glad everything
went so well for Aunt Clara.
478
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:55,451
Do I detect a match-making
gleam in your eye?
479
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,720
Oh, no, of course not!
480
00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,722
But it would be nice if...
481
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,323
What's the matter?
482
00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:02,825
Orange blossoms!
483
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:05,093
The whole house smells
of orange blossoms!
484
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,094
Sam?
485
00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:08,196
I've had nothing to do with it.
486
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,434
You know, it was so
nice to see Hedley again.
487
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:48,103
It's a pity he had to
leave town tonight.
488
00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:50,272
He told me he had to make
some calls in other cities.
489
00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:54,876
Oh, oh, yes. Yes, he's in
the, uh, magic supply business.
490
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,945
Isn't that nice?
491
00:23:56,969 --> 00:24:00,348
Of course, I mean,
it isn't witchcraft,
492
00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:02,518
but at least it's
an allied line!
493
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:05,587
You sure you're not
really sorry to see him go?
494
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:08,290
Well, he's going to take
me dancing next week.
495
00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:09,925
Really?
496
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,727
Oh, yes.
497
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:18,166
And... And he left me
something to remember him by.
498
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,757
A doorknob.
499
00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:29,644
Oh! Aunt Clara,
it's lovely, lovely!
500
00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:30,878
Oh, yes.
501
00:24:30,902 --> 00:24:33,837
Oh, it's much better
than an engagement ring.
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