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- Darrin, what are you doing?
- I'm reading some reports.
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Then why do you keep
going like this:
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Because I know upstairs my daughter
is playing with your mother.
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- So?
- So I'm nervous. It's too quiet.
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I think they're finger-painting.
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With whose fingers?
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What does that mean?
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Picasso's? Rembrandt's?
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You don't think Endora would paint
with her fingers.
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She absolutely possibly might.
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Maybe they're not there.
Maybe that's why they're so quiet.
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Maybe they flew over
to the Venice Film Festival.
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- Aren't you late for your golf game?
- I don't have a golf game.
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How about tennis?
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Tabatha would like to show
you her finger-painting.
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There, you see?
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- It's an original van Gogh.
- What did I tell you? Get rid of it.
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- You could sell it for lots of money.
- That's just the point. Get rid of it.
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Oh, Durwood, really.
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You're such a...
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Such a mortal.
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- Mother.
- Oh, very well.
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That's peculiar.
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Samantha, you try.
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Mother, are you all right?
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- Can I answer that question?
- Darrin.
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I feel perfectly fine.
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I'm going to change. I'm late
for a cocktail party in Monaco.
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Tabatha, bye-bye.
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Grandmama will see you next week.
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Fly carefully.
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That is peculiar.
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Oh, Samantha. Samantha,
I seem to be grounded.
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You probably have a sticky valve.
That happens with older engines.
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Darrin, this could be serious.
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Perhaps it's the atmosphere.
Samantha, you try popping out.
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No. No, it's you.
Mother, you have a pooped popper.
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I've completely lost me powers.
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Oh, Mother! Well, I can't believe it!
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Neither can I.
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How do you feel?
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How would you feel if you suddenly
mysteriously lost your powers?
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- Well...
- I'd feel wonderful.
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You don't have any powers.
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He means, he'd feel wonderful
if I didn't either.
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Correct.
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Mother, don't you have any idea
what could have caused this?
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No.
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You haven't been around
any black Peruvian roses?
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I haven't even been
around a Peruvian.
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You haven't been mixing
eye of newt with oysters?
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Did you fly backwards
with one eye shut...
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past a warlock with six warts
on his nose?
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Darrin, that's not funny.
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- Mother.
- What?
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It must be something serious.
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- Please, let me call a doctor.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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I'd be too embarrassed.
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Just let me lie here quietly.
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I'll see how I am tomorrow.
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Excuse me. I want to talk to Darrin
alone for a minute.
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Darrin, would it be all right if
Mother stays here overnight?
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- No.
- Oh, please. I'm worried about her.
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Why can't she go home?
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You can't get there from here.
I mean, without, you know...
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Why can't she go to a hotel?
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Oh, Darrin. She's afraid to be alone.
Well, I can tell. Please?
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- Okay. But one night only.
- Yeah.
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Come on. Come on.
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Mother, Darrin insists that
you spend the night.
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I'll bet.
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All right, you bet while I get you
another cold towel.
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Abner, come over and look
at Mrs. Stephens' mother.
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Abner! Abner!
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Abner!
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Yes, my love?
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Tabatha Stephens just made
a newspaper...
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fly through the air
like it had wings.
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Do you know what that proves?
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News travels fast.
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I hoped a good night's rest
would cure you.
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- So did I.
- Now should we call the doctor?
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I'll think about it.
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Did she get her powers back?
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- No, she did not.
- Oh, that's a darn shame.
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- How's my little sweetheart?
- Fine.
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Excuse me.
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- What's that?
- Cereal.
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- For breakfast?
- Don't you like it?
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No. I always have fried
raven's eggs, over easy.
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Then you go right ahead
and whip them up.
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Darrin, don't be cruel.
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Samantha, won't you twitch up
some raven's eggs for your mother?
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Sorry, Sam knows the rules.
I forbid witchcraft in this house.
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Tyrant.
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- Mother.
- What?
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While I butter the toast,
why don't you pour the coffee.
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Oh, certainly.
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Shucks, I guess you'll just
have to pour it by hand.
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Oh, it's heavy.
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Thanks for trying.
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- Mother.
- Yes, darling.
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I hate to be a nag, but you
really should see a doctor.
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Darrin, don't you think
Mother should see a doctor?
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- I've always thought that.
- Well, fine.
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I wouldn't want to do this
without your approval.
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Samantha, you plucked me
right off me dolphin.
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And I was winning the race.
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You tricked me. I thought
you meant a legitimate doctor.
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I beg your pardon?
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- Hello, Dr. Bombay.
- Hello, Endora.
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I trust you have a superb reason
for interrupting me.
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Yes, Dr. Bombay. Mother seems
to have lost her powers.
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- Endora?
- I'm afraid so.
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Why, it seems to me
only a few weeks ago...
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that you were suffering a loss
of your powers, Samantha.
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This family is getting into a rut.
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- When did it happen?
- Yesterday.
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- And where does it hurt?
- No place.
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Just in the pride.
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I'd better give you
a complete checkup.
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My wife's family doctor.
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He's just our general practitioner.
You should see our specialists.
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- What's he doing?
- He's listening to her foot.
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I'm sorry I asked.
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The family may come in now.
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I've examined the patient
from head to foot...
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- and I've made my diagnosis.
- What is it?
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Endora, you are suffering
from an allergy.
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- To what?
- To birds.
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- Birds?
- To birds?
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The medical facts are obvious.
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She has lost her powers
of witchcraft...
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due to changes
in her occult metabolism...
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caused by contact
with a particular kind of a bird.
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What kind of bird?
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That's the puzzling part.
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Endora has been in contact with
the rare Macedonian Dodo bird.
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But a Macedonian Dodo bird has
been extinct for millions of years.
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That's not the point. The point is...
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you have run into a rare
Macedonian Dodo bird...
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and the encounter
has rendered you powerless.
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- Dr. Bombay?
- Yes.
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If Mother had come in contact
with the Macedonian Dodo...
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- wouldn't she have noticed it?
- Not necessarily.
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It could have sneaked up on her
from behind.
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- Can you cure her?
- Instantly.
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As soon as you produce the bird.
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What for?
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We must pluck a feather
from the guilty bird's tail to use...
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as an ingredient in the potion.
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Dr. Bombay, how can we possibly
find the feather...
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when we don't even know
where to find the bird?
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Well, I can't answer that, can I?
I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker.
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- Since when?
- Darrin, please.
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- And what happens in the meantime?
- That's an interesting subject.
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In many cases of allergy, the victim's
powers go off into limbo...
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and they float there.
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Unless...
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Unless what?
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Unless by magnetic polarization...
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those forces attach themselves
to some other witch or warlock...
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whose own powers are...
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dwindling.
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Dr. Bombay, do you mean to say...
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that a perfect stranger
could acquire my powers?
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Not a stranger.
No, it would have to be a relative.
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Well, I must be off.
Let me know if something comes up.
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A relative...
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whose powers are dwindling.
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Well, the only one
I can think of is...
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Aunt Clara.
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Hi there.
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Oh, I just had to fly over
to show you.
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Show us what?
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Oh, the many things I haven't
been able to do in all these years.
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Like this.
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Duck's down and lettuce
Present form, forget us
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Aunt Clara, change Mother back.
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Oh, yes, of course, dear. I was merely
demonstrating my new power.
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Roses are red
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Violets are blue
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I am me And you now are you
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Clara, you will live to regret
this moment.
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Careful, Mother,
let's not make her angry.
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No, watch it. And watch this.
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Weebus, warbus, tootles, flick
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Eat all this And you'll be sick
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Oh, excellent, Arturo, excellent.
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Excellent, my foot.
Get that stuff out of here.
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But we're having a celebration.
This is a party.
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Let's start with the
p�t� de foie gras.
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Durwood, help me.
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What did you say?
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I said, Durwood, help me.
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You'd think if you wanted me to help
you, you'd use my correct name.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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What was it again?
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Darrin.
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Oh, yes. Well...
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I'll try.
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Straighten my pillow.
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Turn it around the other way.
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That's right, there.
Yeah, that's better.
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Dennis...
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where's Tabatha?
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- She's upstairs playing.
- Well, I want her to play here.
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She's been playing in her room
all morning.
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00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:07,376
I thought Samantha was going
to make me some cocoa.
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I'll see what's keeping her.
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- Sam, your mother is driving me crazy.
- She is?
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She acts as if she's totally helpless.
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By her standards, she is.
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Darling, do me a favour.
Take this out to her.
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I have to make a call.
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Aunt Clara? Aunt Clara?
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Oh, my.
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- I just had lunch in Holland.
- So I see.
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- I'm having dinner in Mexico.
- Yeah, well, so I see.
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It's very attractive. But, Aunt Clara,
I want to talk to you about Mother.
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Oh, well, just a minute.
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I'm a quick-change artist.
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Well, I'm glad to see you're
enjoying yourself, Aunt Clara.
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- But about Mother...
- Now, I'm sorry about Endora...
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but I'm a swinger...
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and I like to swing.
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- Yes, I understand, but...
- I didn't steal her powers.
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Until you told me, I had no idea
where they came from.
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Well, now, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
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- You sure?
- With her temper?
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I wouldn't dare.
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Okay, Aunt Clara. You're clean.
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- Oh, may I go now?
- Yes.
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Oh, it's such a nice day.
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I think I'll go sailing.
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Abner! Abner! Wake up, wake up!
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00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:03,978
What do you want?
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00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:07,570
Our street has turned
into a harbour!
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Come, Abner!
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That was a good one, Gladys.
241
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And tell the psychiatrist
about it when you see him.
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- What psychiatrist?
- The one I'm going to send you to.
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- There you go.
- Thanks, honey.
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Oh, cute.
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Is Tabatha still in her room?
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What's the big attraction there?
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Privacy.
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You meant that as an insult,
didn't you?
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- No, Mother, he didn't mean...
- He hates me.
250
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:02,578
- He doesn't hate you. Do you, Darrin?
- He does too.
251
00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:09,694
I'll have to live out my life
in a climate of hatred.
252
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,371
What do you mean, live out your life?
253
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,889
Have you forgotten?
254
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:17,775
I'm not leaving this house
without my powers.
255
00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:21,297
I never agreed to that.
I only agreed to last night.
256
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,492
Come sundown, I call you a cab.
Right?
257
00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:30,256
- Right?
- Well...
258
00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:35,530
- Well, what?
- Who'd take care of her?
259
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:37,651
We could put her in a home
for senior citizens.
260
00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:40,055
When you're as senior a citizen
as she must be...
261
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,251
they'll give her the best room
in the house.
262
00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:44,098
Darrin, you can't do that.
263
00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:47,812
- She's my mother.
- And I'm your husband.
264
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,972
She could divorce you.
265
00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:53,331
She could turn you into a parakeet,
and we could keep you in a cage!
266
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,652
Sweetheart, I thought you didn't
want me to practice witchcraft.
267
00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,179
I'll make an exception.
268
00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:02,334
Because he hates me.
269
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:06,932
If she doesn't leave, I will.
270
00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,771
For how long?
271
00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:14,777
I'll let you know.
272
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:23,895
Would you like a handkerchief?
273
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,738
No, thank you.
274
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:30,172
- Just go upstairs and pack his bags.
- I'm not planning to divorce him.
275
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:33,656
Oh, very well.
It was just a passing thought.
276
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:42,648
The fault resides in man's
inhumanity to man.
277
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:47,934
Take, for instance,
the field of international water...
278
00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:49,858
polo.
279
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:55,051
Hey, bartender...
280
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,933
what happened to the drunk?
281
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:04,334
Samantha, I demand
a good explanation.
282
00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:07,771
I think we've discovered a way
of getting Mother's powers back...
283
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,050
- so she can leave.
- That's good enough.
284
00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:12,137
I needed you here
so we could reenact...
285
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:15,855
the events of yesterday morning
prior to Mother losing her powers.
286
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:19,257
Macedonian Dodos can't
have anything to do with it.
287
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:22,258
Come on, let's all go to the nursery.
288
00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:28,333
What's that?
289
00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:31,338
That's a Macedonian Dodo.
290
00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:35,132
Bobby, I told you
to stay in my room.
291
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,579
Tabatha, who is Bobby?
292
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:40,975
He's Bobby the bird.
293
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,058
- Where did you get him?
- I made him up.
294
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:46,455
Out of one of your picture books?
295
00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:49,613
Oh, if I weren't so relieved,
I'd be furious.
296
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:54,135
- When did you do it?
- Yesterday.
297
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:57,657
That's why she's been spending
so much time in her room.
298
00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:00,169
That's where I came
in contact with it.
299
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,735
She must have hidden it
in the closet.
300
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:06,012
Did you? Oh, Tabatha.
301
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:09,612
I guess we owe Dr. Bombay
an apology.
302
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:16,169
Samantha, this time you plucked me
off me porpoise.
303
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:20,490
Dr. Bombay, you were right.
304
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,577
A Macedonian Dodo bird.
305
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:30,774
Yes, a baby Macedonian Dodo bird.
306
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,857
- Baby?
- Yes, indeed.
307
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:36,575
One of the species directly
related to the giant Auk.
308
00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:39,899
Now the solution is simple.
309
00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:10,493
Stirring gently, so as not to bruise.
310
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,572
Drink this.
311
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:41,458
I'm cured.
312
00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:44,493
Splendid. I'll pop back
to me porpoise.
313
00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:47,213
Help!
314
00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:49,138
Aunt Clara?
315
00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:52,969
- Where are you?
- I'm on the roof.
316
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:55,011
Excuse me.
317
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:04,210
Oh, I was flying back
from the yacht races...
318
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:06,854
and my engine conked out.
319
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:12,339
Oh, Aunt Clara, I'm afraid your
moment of infinite glory is over.
320
00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:21,848
Gladys, you sure pick strange places
to get romantic.
321
00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:30,297
- You miss Bobby the bird?
- Yes.
322
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:34,459
Well, maybe if you're very, very good,
I'll let him come to your birthday party.
323
00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:36,616
You will not.
324
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:38,890
How come that bird
had no effect on you?
325
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:44,015
I don't know. I guess I'm just
immune to Macedonian Dodos.
326
00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:45,653
Darrin...
327
00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:49,978
would you be happy if something
were to happen and I lost my powers?
328
00:22:50,180 --> 00:22:52,455
That's a very difficult question.
329
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:54,574
With a very simple answer.
330
00:22:54,780 --> 00:22:56,896
I love you, and I don't want you
to change one bit.
331
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,819
You just stay as wonderful
as you are.
332
00:23:00,940 --> 00:23:02,817
You looking forward
to a quiet weekend?
333
00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:04,772
I certainly am.
334
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:09,856
Hello, Samantha, darling.
Tweety-weety, Tabatha.
335
00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:11,857
Hello, Endora. How are you?
336
00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:14,813
- I'm not speaking to you.
- That's a step in the right direction.
337
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:19,935
Your treatment of me
in my recent period of indisposition...
338
00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:22,449
is unforgivable.
339
00:23:22,660 --> 00:23:25,572
And might I add...
340
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,372
typical.
341
00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:30,820
Endora, please forgive
my lack of understanding.
342
00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:33,659
I'll do anything you ask to make up
for my poor behaviour.
343
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:37,131
- Why are you so gracious?
- Oh, I don't know.
344
00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:39,570
- I do.
- Why?
345
00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:43,939
He saw what it was like to have you
as a normal, mortal mother-in-law...
346
00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:46,973
and he decided he'd rather
have you as a witch.
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