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I thought all it needed
was the antenna.
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Oh, no. No, lady,
that was just part of it.
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Your oscillator
variation control is out,
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your audio analyzer's burned
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and that TV filter,
well, that's all shredded.
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It's gonna be a job. Big job.
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Can I use your phone?
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Yes, of course.
It's in the kitchen.
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Thanks.
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Yeah, I put the antenna up,
and I stripped down the set.
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Ought to be worth about 40
bucks to put it back together again.
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How did you, uh...?
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Nail file.
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They're putting a
new train in service.
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Leaves the city at
10pm. How about that?
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Don't tell me.
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That's a gentle way of saying
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you have to start
working nights again.
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Nothing like it.
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My evenings with you are
worth more than success or gold.
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I should think Larry would
want you to save your strength.
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He'd go out of
business if you got sick.
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Samantha!
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I have to speak to you.
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What's the matter?
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I can't talk in front of him.
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It's extremely urgent.
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There's nothing
you can't say to me
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that you can't say
in front of Darrin.
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Well, get rid of him.
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And hurry up! It's cold in here.
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What did you say, dear?
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I said it was sweet
of you to say so.
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Say what?
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About my being more
important to you than gold.
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I like the thought.
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Sincerely said
and honestly felt.
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Samantha!
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I advise you to listen to me.
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What is it, mother?
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It's your father.
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He's coming to see you.
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Father?
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What did you say, honey?
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Nothing, darling.
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That's funny.
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You know, for a moment there
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I thought you were
talking to the dishes.
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Father's coming here?
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Yes, he is. Tonight.
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And he knows you're married.
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Why so secretive?
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Don't you realize what
that means, Samantha?
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Of course.
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Oh, it'll be wonderful
seeing him again and...
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Oh, no!
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Exactly.
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How are you going
to explain Duncan?
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Darrin.
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His name will be mud
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when your father
finds out he's human.
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Maybe we'd just
as well face it now.
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I'm married and there's
nothing he can do about it.
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I shudder to think
how many things
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he can and probably
will do about it.
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What am I going to do?
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Your father?
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Yes.
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He knows I'm married,
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and he's coming
to see me tonight.
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When did you
find out about this?
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Just now.
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You were talking to the dishes!
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I was talking to Mother.
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She was trying
to be unobtrusive.
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Oh.
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Well, so your father's coming.
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I'd like to meet him.
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Father doesn't approve
of mixed marriages.
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Well, neither does your mother,
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but we worked that out.
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Sort of.
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But Father's different.
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He's got a terrible temper.
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Honey, it's time he faced
the fact you're married to me.
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What can he do about it?
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That's what he can do about it.
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You're kidding.
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No, Darrin, I'm not kidding.
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I know my father.
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And I'd better break
the news to him alone.
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Okay.
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Okay, but I'm coming
home right afterwards.
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Darrin?
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Uh, Darrin, look
these over, will you?
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Yeah, sure, Larry.
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Uh, try to get on it
this afternoon, will you?
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We can talk about
it on the train.
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I forgot to tell you, Larry.
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I won't be going home tonight.
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Oh, really?
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"Oh, really?" Come
on, now, Larry!
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I'm just going to stay in town
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and have dinner.
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Trouble with Samantha?
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No, of course not.
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Then why can't you go home?
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The fact is, my father-in-law's
coming over tonight,
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and Samantha hasn't
told him about me yet.
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So what?
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He should be proud to have
the finest account executive
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of McMann & Tate
for a son-in-law.
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I'm afraid that wouldn't
impress him very much, Larry.
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Well, you're a fine
human being, Darrin.
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What more does he want?
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If I told you, you'd
never believe me.
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I've got to be
strong with Daddy.
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After all, I'm not
a child anymore.
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You'd better be careful or
you won't be a bride anymore.
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It's not fair.
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No one tells him
how to run his life.
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First of all, your father
doesn't run his life,
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he... choreographs it.
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I don't care what he does.
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When he gets here, I'm
going to stand right up to him.
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Father!
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Samantha! Of course, it is.
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You've got to be my daughter.
You're positively gorgeous.
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Well, what about yourself?
You look marvelous.
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Yes, I suppose I
do. All right, Charles.
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I shan't be needing you anymore.
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Endora.
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My love. Nice to see you.
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It's nice to see you too,
Maurice. How are you?
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In excellent health, thank you.
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You wouldn't have it
any other way, would you?
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Of course not.
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Close your eyes and
reach in my pocket.
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You brought me something?
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Haven't I always?
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Oh, Father!
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It's the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.
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It's the most beautiful
thing anyone has ever seen.
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Endora, a little
something for you.
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Oh, thank you, Maurice.
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Oh, how very thoughtful of you!
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From that charming little
shop in Zurich. Remember?
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Oh, yes. Yes, I remember.
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Is that disagreeable
little clerk still there?
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Oh, yes, he's there.
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And still disagreeable,
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but, uh, very, very little.
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Oh, Maurice, you shouldn't have!
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It was nothing.
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Not the gift, the clerk.
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I haven't brought anything
for the man of the house,
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but then, what can you create
for a man who has everything?
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What's his name?
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Darryl? Denny? Dinny? Donald.
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Darrin. Darrin.
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Darrin. That's a good name.
It's got a good sound to it.
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Darrin. Darrin what?
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Stephens. Stephens.
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I don't think I've
ever flown into them.
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Massachusetts. Very old stock.
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Good.
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Are you happy? Yes, I am.
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That's all that's important.
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That's what I've
always wanted for you.
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You really mean that,
Father? Of course I do!
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Then I have
something to tell you.
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Marry the right man,
and you'll be happy.
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The right man?
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Haven't I always said that?
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Find the man of whom I
approve, and he'll make you happy.
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Do you remember
my telling you that?
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Yes, now that you mention it.
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It doesn't make sense.
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Why should he be
against your marriage?
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He just doesn't approve
of mixed marriages.
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Oh? I didn't know
you were mixed.
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Oh, yes. Um, I'm English and...
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she's Norwegian.
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That's a mixed marriage?
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To her father it is.
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What is he, a Viking?
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Worse.
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Well, where is he?
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When am I going
to get a look at him?
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Well, he's not
here, is he, Mother?
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I hope not.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I mean, if he was here,
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he wouldn't be where
he was supposed to be.
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Isn't that right, Samantha?
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Yes, Mother, that's right.
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And he's supposed
to be in... Washington.
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What do you think
of him, Endora?
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Well, I...
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I, uh, think he'll surprise you.
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Good.
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Good.
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Look, Darrin, you love
Samantha, don't you?
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Certainly.
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Well, then, you
have to fight for her,
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stand up to the old man.
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What can he do to you?
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Point a finger at
you and blow you up
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like you were made out of glass?
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It's a shame I'm not going to
see that young man of yours.
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Yes, well, it's too bad
you can't stay longer.
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Darrin should be
home in a few days.
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He's been working
so hard lately.
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Aren't you going to answer it?
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The telephone? Yes.
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Oh, yes! Yes, of course.
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Hello?
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Hello, Darrin. How are you?
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I'm in a bar getting drunk.
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You're so far away I
can hardly hear you.
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He's so far away I
can hardly hear him.
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You won't be home for a week?
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Why not?
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Oh, that's a shame.
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You see, my father
dropped in tonight,
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and I was hoping the two of
you would get a chance to meet.
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If you think I'm going to
spend a week in this bar,
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you're out of your mind.
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Oh, no, of course
not. Just a moment.
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I think I'd better take this in
the other room. You understand.
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Of course. Go ahead, darling.
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She's turned into quite a girl.
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Chip off the old block, eh?
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If you say so, Maurice.
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Chanson du Mer '59.
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Mmm, quite like old times.
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Brussels. Remember
l'épaule de mouton?
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Oh, what a weekend that was.
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We were never in
Brussels together, Maurice.
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Of course we were! I
remember distinctly.
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You were...
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Perhaps you're right.
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You always did have a
memory like a steel trap, Endora.
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Chanson du Mer '59.
'53 was much better.
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No '53.
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Oh, well. Probably only
half a dozen bottles left.
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Darrin, you can't!
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I don't care, Sam.
I'm coming home.
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I beg of you, Darrin.
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Please don't come
home. Please listen to me.
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I'm through listening. Goodbye.
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Hello? Hello, Darrin?
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Please understand, I'm
doing this for your own good.
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Larry!
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Larry!
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Get me out of here!
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What's the matter?
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What do you mean?
I'm stuck in here!
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Oh, come on. Pull on it. Pull!
260
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,499
What's the matter
with this door?
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There's Darrin. We
were on our honeymoon.
262
00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:21,205
Nice-looking boy.
263
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,753
What's this?
264
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,521
That's Darrin when
he was a lieutenant.
265
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,023
What's he doing in the service?
266
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:30,092
Everybody goes into the service.
267
00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:33,028
Everybody perhaps, but not us.
268
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,431
Oh.
269
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,967
Well, you see, it's
really very simple. He's...
270
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,770
He's what?
271
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:44,106
He's... patriotic.
272
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,475
He's always been patriotic.
273
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,011
I have pictures of
him in World War I,
274
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:51,881
the Spanish-American
War and the War of 1812.
275
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,049
Before that, I have paintings.
276
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,951
You all right, Darrin? - Yes!
277
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:59,677
Come on, fellas,
easy. Down easy.
278
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:04,359
Easy does it. MAN: That's good.
279
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:05,861
It was a nice trip.
280
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:08,030
We'll have you out of here
in a few minutes, Darrin.
281
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,331
Okay. Did you talk to her?
282
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,133
You bet your life, I did!
283
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,436
What'd she say? She
said not to come home.
284
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,539
But I said I'd had enough.
I'm coming home right now.
285
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,441
Want me to drive you?
286
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,675
No, it's too far.
287
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,977
But there's a new
train in service, Larry,
288
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,913
but I don't know
what time it leaves.
289
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,248
Have you got a dime?
290
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:27,839
Yeah.
291
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:32,410
Here you are.
292
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,494
Thanks, Larry.
293
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,129
I have in this
hand a certificate
294
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,666
testifying to the
birth of a male child
295
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,068
named Stephens,
first name Darrin.
296
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:49,204
Mother, Phyllis, father, Frank.
297
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:51,340
Would you care to explain?
298
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,742
Yes. Yes, I would.
299
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,311
It's a front to fool
the neighbors.
300
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:59,169
I tried that. It almost worked.
301
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:01,984
Almost?
302
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,553
I also found this.
303
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,955
"Darrin Stephens.
304
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:09,592
One capsule after each
meal, two before bedtime."
305
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,159
Does the front to
fool the neighbors
306
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,963
extend to the bathroom
medicine cabinet?
307
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,831
No, of course not.
308
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,701
Then why would a warlock
be needing medicine?
309
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,370
Unless, of course,
he's not a warlock at all.
310
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,205
Can you tell me when
the last train leaves
311
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:24,773
for Morning Glory Circle?
312
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,364
Thank you.
313
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:31,446
Twenty minutes.
314
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,616
Larry, can you have
me out of here by then?
315
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,386
Don't worry. If we can't,
we'll ship you railroad express.
316
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,460
Is he or isn't he?
317
00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:49,264
Father, please...
Just tell me the truth.
318
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:52,001
Is my son-in-law
a warlock or not?
319
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,737
You won't get angry?
320
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:57,372
I reserve that privilege.
321
00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:00,932
Father, please sit down.
322
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,384
It's true.
323
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,442
Darrin is mortal.
324
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,091
You're not angry, are you?
325
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:20,685
Father, please.
326
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:26,691
Maurice, control yourself.
327
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,695
Father, your temper.
328
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,637
Stop carrying on!
329
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:49,246
Stop acting like a child!
330
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,966
Oh, Maurice! You're
being ridiculous.
331
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,468
And you! I turn my
back, and what happens?
332
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:02,370
She marries a
common, ordinary mortal.
333
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:05,908
Darrin is neither
common nor ordinary.
334
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,375
I am not talking to you.
335
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,444
Times have changed, Maurice.
336
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,146
This happens in
the best of families.
337
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,482
It does not happen in my family.
338
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,383
Well, it has.
339
00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:18,954
It's over and done
with. I'm married.
340
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:23,258
And I am going to annul the
marriage, Samantha, forever.
341
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:33,502
Washington, eh?
342
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,760
Father. Mother!
343
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,403
Very good, Endora.
344
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,951
What have you done with him?
345
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,108
Wouldn't you like to know!
346
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,456
Endora.
347
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,692
Perhaps you frighten
Samantha, Maurice,
348
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,794
but you certainly
don't frighten me.
349
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,618
Where is he?
350
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:15,377
You're getting stronger, Endora.
351
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:19,314
You're getting older, dear.
352
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:22,073
I'll find him.
353
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:30,047
Wouldn't you like to bring
in the evening paper, dear?
354
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,165
A flower, a bird, a tree...
355
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,633
What do you think, Samantha?
356
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,637
What's that you have there?
357
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,561
Just the evening paper.
358
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:47,642
I can't understand it!
359
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:50,045
A girl of your
background, your breeding!
360
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,747
I can't understand it!
361
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,583
Yes, I can. It shows a
complete lack of respect!
362
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,584
Please!
363
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,852
Young people are all the same.
364
00:17:56,876 --> 00:18:01,389
No feeling for tradition,
no sense of heritage.
365
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,047
It's a disgrace.
366
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:06,451
Oh!
367
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,212
Are you all right, darling?
368
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,880
Yes, I'm all right.
369
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,182
Excuse me, sweetheart.
370
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,817
Now, look, you!
371
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,552
So far, I've been
locked in a phone booth
372
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:31,887
and turned into a newspaper.
373
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,155
I've been banged on one end,
374
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,723
and I've been
burned on the other.
375
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,959
Now, I may be a source
of amusement around here,
376
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:39,128
but I also happened to be
married to your daughter.
377
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,428
She loves me and I love her,
378
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,730
and we're gonna stay married
379
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,431
whether you like it or not.
380
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:47,136
I have to admit, he has courage.
381
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,938
You certainly picked a good one.
382
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,539
I told you, Father.
383
00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:54,165
It's a shame I have to do this.
384
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:01,505
Father!
385
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,287
Father, how could you?
386
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,957
I did it for your own
good, Samantha.
387
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,725
Maurice, you have no right!
388
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:12,494
You keep out of this, Endora.
389
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,663
Bring him back!
390
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,532
Father, please, bring him back.
391
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:20,135
Someday you'll
thank me for this.
392
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,104
Thank you?
393
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:25,274
I never want to see you again!
394
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,443
You don't really mean
that. You're excited.
395
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:32,469
Saladam! Belazar! Oblivia!
396
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:39,354
How dare you speak
like that to your father!
397
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,089
Maurice,
398
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,525
I'm not overly fond
of that boy either,
399
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,894
but I'm not going to have a
human being on my conscience.
400
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:46,995
Now, you bring him back.
401
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:47,996
I'm sorry, Endora.
402
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,865
What's done is done.
403
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,033
You bring him back,
404
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,735
or I'll make your life
miserable for you,
405
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,625
and you know I can do it.
406
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,929
I'll move in with you!
407
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:05,513
Father, if you love me,
please bring him back.
408
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,782
Does it really mean
that much to you?
409
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,684
I love him.
410
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,753
With all my heart, I love him.
411
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:14,323
Please don't take
him away from me.
412
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:17,482
Very well.
413
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,829
I'll try.
414
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,865
What do you mean, try?
415
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:27,369
I'm sorry, Endora, I
gave him a terrible jolt.
416
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:31,161
Don't waste time. Do something.
417
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:42,584
Well?
418
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,841
I'm trying!
419
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:50,180
Please, Father. I
know you can do it.
420
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,531
He's doing it! You're doing it!
421
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,333
Where's the rest of him?
422
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,640
That's it. That's it, Maurice!
423
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,675
You have it in you,
I know you have.
424
00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:08,944
Keep it up! Keep it up!
425
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,802
Go to it, Maurice! Go to it.
426
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:25,282
Oh, look at that technique.
427
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:42,232
Please try harder, Daddy.
428
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,489
He did it!
429
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,824
He did it!
430
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,826
Oh, Darrin.
431
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:58,961
Very good.
432
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,263
Very good, indeed!
433
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:04,799
Oh, Da... Is that all of him?
434
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,358
Yes, that's all of him.
435
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,561
Are you all right, Darrin?
436
00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:16,378
Well, here we are,
437
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:20,070
just one, big, happy family.
438
00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:27,789
Of course, we haven't
discussed it much,
439
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:30,125
but I'm partial
to large families.
440
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:31,693
Oh, yes, so am I.
441
00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:33,962
Four or five, at least.
442
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,064
Grandchildren might
be a good idea at that.
443
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,265
What do you think, Endora?
444
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:40,202
There's no need to
rush on my account.
445
00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:42,971
Oh, no, of course not.
We have plenty of time.
446
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:45,707
But I was just thinking, there's
something I should tell you.
447
00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:46,975
If the first one's a boy...
448
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,944
Now, now, now. None
of this silly sentimentality.
449
00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:52,403
You don't have to
name the baby after me.
450
00:22:53,972 --> 00:22:56,451
Oh, well, I'm glad you
feel that way, Daddy,
451
00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:58,420
because Darrin
promised his father
452
00:22:58,444 --> 00:23:00,622
that we'd name the
first boy after him.
453
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:02,024
Oh.
454
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,626
Oh, well, I suppose
some people need that.
455
00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:06,628
Well, I must fly.
456
00:23:06,652 --> 00:23:09,131
But before I go, I
want to propose a toast.
457
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,666
Chanson du Mer '59!
458
00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:12,667
'59?
459
00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:14,269
For this family?
460
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,560
Nothing doing.
461
00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:25,047
How about '53?
462
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,471
Chanson du Mer '53?
463
00:23:29,675 --> 00:23:31,708
Chanson du Mer '53.
464
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:37,992
Are you, uh...? Are you
sure he's not one of us?
465
00:23:38,016 --> 00:23:39,528
It isn't chilled, though.
466
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,029
He's not one of us.
467
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:44,088
It's chilled, my boy.
468
00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:48,792
Perfect!
469
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:53,408
Although I take a dim
view of most mortals,
470
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,677
you've made a very
favorable impression, Donald.
471
00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:56,711
Darwin!
472
00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:58,602
Darrin!
473
00:24:00,406 --> 00:24:01,383
After a century or two,
474
00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:02,384
I might get to like you
475
00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:04,152
as well as I like
this champagne.
476
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:08,223
Too bad you won't
be around that long.
477
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,747
Happiness, darling.
478
00:24:12,718 --> 00:24:16,531
Delightful to see
you again, my love.
479
00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:20,224
One and all, auf Wiedersehen.
480
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,244
Bye, Daddy.
481
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:33,115
Yes, goodbye,
Mister... Uh, Daddy.
482
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,617
Au revoir, Maurice.
483
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:38,142
He always was very big on exits.
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