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Wake up.
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Wake up, Samantha.
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This is the day.
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Mother, what...?
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It's 5:00 in the morning.
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Well, I wanted to give
you time to pack your bags.
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What are you talking about?
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Samantha, I've let you have
your own way a good deal
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since you were married,
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but this is the one
time you'll do as I say.
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Oh, Mother!
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You owe it to your past.
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I'll be back in four hours,
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and then we'll
start on our journey.
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Would you mind telling
me what this is all about?
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This is the black
day for us, Samantha.
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This is Halloween!
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What's the matter, honey?
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Did you have a bad dream?
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No.
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I'm just starting one!
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Why aren't you ready to leave?
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I am not going to the Sacred
Volcano with you, Mother.
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Well, I'm not going to
have you stay and be hurt
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by all those children
dressed like old crones.
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I'm not going to leave Darrin.
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Besides, we're having company.
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You're having a party?
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On Halloween?
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It isn't a party.
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We're just having the Tate's
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and a client and
his wife for dinner.
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You're actually taking part
in their barbaric customs?
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Mother, when I married Darrin,
it was for better or for worse.
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Halloween is part of the worse.
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I never thought I'd
see a daughter of mine
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condoning bigotry.
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I don't condone it.
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Anyway, Darrin is not bigoted.
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He understands my
problem perfectly.
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Excuse me.
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Parcel for Mrs. Stephens.
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Sign here, please.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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You see?
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I told you Darrin understood.
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Ah.
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He knew I was upset,
and he sent me a gift.
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Oh, Mother, I wish
you'd believe me.
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Darrin is really a
sweet, sensitive man.
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What'll we turn him into?
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A tadpole or an iguana?
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Darrin wouldn't do this.
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He... He just wouldn't.
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There must be some explanation.
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Maybe we should turn
him into a centipede
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and have him trip
and break all his legs.
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Wouldn't that be marvelous?
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Well, that wouldn't
solve anything.
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The reason our
marriage is a success
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is because we don't
give into illogical emotion.
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We discuss our problems
calmly and rationally
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and solve them like two
mature adults, who realize...
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Darrin!
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How could you do this?
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Honey, I don't know a
thing about witches' hats.
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Darrin?
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Wait a minute, honey.
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What? I sent them.
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What?
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Well, they're from
the line of party favors
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that Jack Roger" company makes.
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And since he's coming
to your house tonight...
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Larry, how could you do
a thing like that? What?
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What are you trying to
do, ruin my marriage?
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Tear down everything
I've built up?
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How can a few little
witches' hats do that?
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They're obscene, that's why.
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We wouldn't have
them in the house.
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Witches' hats?
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Yes, witches' hats.
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Uh, besides, Sam
doesn't like them.
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They don't go in with
her decorating scheme.
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Honey? Uh... Try
not to be upset.
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Well, don't pay any
attention to them.
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I'll talk to you later, okay?
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Okay, sweetheart.
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Bye.
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Well?
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We're going to
talk about it later.
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Well, the time for talk is over.
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Mother.
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Ooh.
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Good.
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I've stopped all your
calls for a few minutes.
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What do you want?
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I want Samantha to come
with me to the Sacred Volcano.
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Samantha is not going
to be taking any trips
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in her condition,
so... The sacred what?
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Volcano.
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We go there on Halloween.
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Endora, if you think
I'm going to let Sam
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participate in
some weird rites...
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We do not have any weird rites.
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Well, Sam and I have
worked things out for ourselves.
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We're doing very
nicely, thank you.
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I'm sure you are.
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You've corrupted my daughter.
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Oh, for Pete's sake.
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If you'll excuse me,
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I have some things
to do, Endora...
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All right.
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That does it.
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Get out.
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Ha-ha.
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All right.
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You may not have anything to do,
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but I have a meeting to go to.
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You're not going anywhere.
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I'm not going anywhere?
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Will you stop that?
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Look, all I want you to do
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is to tell Samantha
she can go with me.
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And I won't play the game
according to your rules.
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Now, let me go.
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Let Samantha go.
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Absolutely not.
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All right.
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I've tried to be nice to you.
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Have a good time
tonight, Darwin.
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You have a good time too.
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I hope the volcano erupts.
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I hope they're on time.
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If they can get past
those trick-or-treaters,
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they'll be here any minute.
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Well, the kids should be
going to bed pretty soon.
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Sweetheart,
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I'm a little worried
about Mother.
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From what you told me,
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you were pretty firm
with her this afternoon.
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Relax, honey.
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That's the only
way to handle her.
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You have to stand your ground.
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There they...
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Sorry, honey.
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Trick or treat!
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Ha.
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There you are.
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Oh. Watch that.
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There's one for you.
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And for you.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you very much.
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Hey, look, I got some pretzels.
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Trick or treat?
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Don't push me, little boy.
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Aren't you gonna
give us anything?
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More than you bargained for
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if you don't run
along, little fellow.
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Then we're gonna
have to trick you.
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I'm ready if you are.
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Abracadabra. You're a tree.
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Wow!
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L-let's get out of here!
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That should hold them.
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Heh, heh, heh.
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Well, don't we look pretty.
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Cut the small talk.
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What do you got?
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Looks like junk to me, mister.
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I'm sorry, but it's
the bag or nothing.
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No dice.
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I'm going to have to trick you.
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Go ahead. Trick me.
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Mitzle, picket, rasid, tamick.
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You're tricked.
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You'd better watch out.
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I'm not worried.
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I've been tricked by experts.
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Well, honey, that should
be the last of them.
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Everything's ready.
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Good.
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I think I'll go and
check the roast.
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Oh, by the way,
did you chill the...
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Darrin?
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What is it, honey?
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Your face.
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What about my face?
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Well, it's all kind of...
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It's all kind of...
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Ooh.
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Sam, what's happening?
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Darrin, is this
some kind of joke?
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No.
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Well, what did you do?
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What did I...?
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I didn't do anything.
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I went to the door.
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There was a
little girl there. I...
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Well, what did she do?
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She didn't do anything.
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She pointed a finger at me,
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and then she
mumbled a few words.
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Uh, picket, ficket,
or some... Oh.
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What is it?
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What was she wearing?
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She was wearing a
gypsy outfit, I think.
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Uh-oh.
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What?
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Mother.
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And then she turned into a tree.
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That's the silliest
thing I ever heard.
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Mother!
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Oh, hello, Samantha.
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You come into the
house right away
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and take that spell off Darrin.
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What if I don't want to?
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You're coming with
me this instant, or I'll...
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You'll what?
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I'll spank you.
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You can't talk to
your mother like that.
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Wow. What costumes they have.
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The little one was the mother.
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Why did you do this to me?
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I think he looks
charming with a beard.
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Sam!
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You...!
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Somebody... Do something.
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Take this thing off of me.
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If Mother put the curse
on, I can't take it off.
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Mother, I demand
you remove that curse.
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Curse?
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What curse?
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Oh, nothing much.
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You're going to be a werewolf.
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If this is your idea
of a joke... Hardly.
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Now, look, Endora, if you...
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My hands!
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Oh, good. Company.
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Um, just a minute.
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I can't let anybody
see me like this.
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Up! Up!
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I'll go in the den
and concentrate.
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Maybe it will come to me.
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It had better.
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Good evening.
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Hello, Louise.
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Samantha.
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Phyllis and Jack Rogers.
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How do you do?
It's nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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Well. Where's Darrin?
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Oh, uh, he'll be right down.
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He's upstairs changing.
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Into what?
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Who knows?
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How are you feeling, Samantha?
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Oh, marvelous, marvelous.
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I remember when
we had our first child.
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Yes, Jack Junior.
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The miracle of birth.
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That inspired our
line of diaper cards.
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Jack is so pleased
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with the way your husband's
handled his account.
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Oh, the Halloween
sales were fantastic.
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Decorations up 10 percent,
party favors up 17 percent
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and Bag-O-Bones
costume... up 28 percent.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hello.
272
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,881
Hi, darling.
273
00:13:58,905 --> 00:13:59,915
You all right?
274
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,584
Oh, I'm fine. Don't worry.
275
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,452
They must be very much in love.
276
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,454
He was only upstairs.
277
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,789
Well.
278
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,390
Louise.
279
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:09,692
Larry.
280
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:10,693
Hi, Darrin. Jack.
281
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:11,794
This is my wife, Phyllis.
282
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:12,795
Hi, Phyllis.
283
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:13,996
What happened to your hand?
284
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,032
Cut myself shaving.
285
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,334
Uh, Larry, will you fix
another round of drinks?
286
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,425
I have something
to do in the den.
287
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,709
Uh, I'll go help.
288
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:27,733
Excuse me.
289
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,048
Wouldn't leave his
side for a minute.
290
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,572
Oh, that's love.
291
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,719
Did you remember it yet?
292
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,187
It's not easy.
293
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,858
Do you know there are over
7000 combinations of magic words?
294
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:42,892
Well, try them all.
295
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,126
The hair's growing back.
296
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,594
That might be dangerous.
297
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,196
I did one a minute ago.
298
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,098
A horse, right on the sofa.
299
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,333
Well, if everything else
fails, get the horse back.
300
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,735
I may have to leave in a hurry.
301
00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:54,770
Mother.
302
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,505
Please concentrate.
303
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,340
I'll try, dear.
304
00:14:58,364 --> 00:14:59,396
Ooh!
305
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,513
Jack,
306
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,349
What was that marvelous costume
you had a couple of years ago?
307
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,717
Oh, you must mean the elephant.
308
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,853
I think she means
the family package.
309
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,021
Oh, yes.
310
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,289
The "Togetherness Outfit."
311
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,690
What was that?
312
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,292
Well, it was a skyscraper.
313
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:20,395
Parents on the
bottom, kids on the top.
314
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:23,979
Can't understand
why it didn't sell.
315
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,268
Brilliant concept.
316
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:30,327
Uh, uh, excuse me.
317
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:38,914
Look.
318
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,049
Look what's happening.
319
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,850
I'm still trying to remember.
320
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,953
Well, keep trying.
321
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,354
What happens after the nails?
322
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,822
Let me see your teeth.
323
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,812
My teeth?
324
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,994
Good. No fangs yet.
325
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:53,062
Fangs?
326
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,229
You're doing fine.
327
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:55,898
Your ears aren't
even pointed yet.
328
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,066
Just your head.
329
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,034
If you think this is funny...
330
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:00,836
Darrin, I feel terrible.
331
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,204
I really do.
332
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:05,107
Do you think I want my
daughter married to a werewolf?
333
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,942
Well, you keep trying.
334
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,133
I'm going to go shave again.
335
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:10,913
No.
336
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,249
I better do it down here.
337
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,717
More coffee anybody?
338
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,174
I'll have some, Samantha.
339
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:18,653
Where is he?
340
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:19,722
Who?
341
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:20,789
Darrin.
342
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:21,824
Darrin?
343
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:22,891
Your husband.
344
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:23,959
Oh.
345
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,227
What is it, Sam?
346
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:26,862
You're acting funny.
347
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:30,199
Well... I have a lot on my mind.
348
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,334
Rogers' is an important account.
349
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:33,668
This is no time to act funny.
350
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,503
Now, will you please
get Darrin in here?
351
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:37,139
Tell him to shape up.
352
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,207
Oh!
353
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:41,331
Gee, Larry, I'm sorry.
354
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:46,804
Endora?
355
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:49,707
Endora?
356
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:51,976
Endora?
357
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,422
Endora, where are you?
358
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,659
Endora!
359
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,884
Endora, this is no time
to play hide-and-seek.
360
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,953
Endora!
361
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,835
Darrin, you can't keep
running in and out like this.
362
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,770
Well, what am I supposed to do?
363
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:09,794
Look at this.
364
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,877
And now your mother's gone.
365
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,344
Make some excuse for me.
366
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:19,469
I've gotta find her
before it's too late.
367
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,739
Darrin, wait!
368
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,478
Oh, my stars.
369
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,956
I'll be honest with you, Larry.
370
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,859
I don't understand
Darrin tonight.
371
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,061
Yeah.
372
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,029
He does seem a little edgy.
373
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:10,066
I don't believe he
wanted us over here.
374
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,358
Hey, you.
375
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:20,864
Hi, Larry.
376
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,619
It sounds like a
marvelous recipe.
377
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,187
It certainly does.
378
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:36,091
But what do you do with the
marshmallows, Samantha?
379
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,793
Bring them to a boil
and add the radishes.
380
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:39,794
What?
381
00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:41,596
Samantha.
382
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,697
Hm?
383
00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:43,865
Is anything the matter?
384
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,323
Uh, no, no.
385
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:51,273
Look what we found
in the backyard.
386
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,707
Hi, everybody.
387
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:53,997
Surprise!
388
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,149
Darrin?
389
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,616
Sure, it's Darrin.
390
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,019
Phyllis, will you look at
that costume? Oh, I wish
391
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,787
I could make one like that.
392
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,123
Darrin, why are
you wearing that?
393
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,627
You know what this
crazy, wonderful guy did?
394
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:16,298
Well, the kids next door like
me to dress up on Halloween.
395
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,033
Oh, I can't believe it.
396
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,101
Will you look at that?
397
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,703
That hair almost looks real.
398
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:21,727
Argh!
399
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,340
What was that?
400
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,943
Uh... Oh, uh, that?
401
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,711
Uh, a little...
402
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,114
A noisemaker inside my mouth.
403
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,517
It comes with the costume.
404
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,784
That's my favorite part.
405
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,152
Do it again, darling.
406
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,805
Oh, that's ingenious.
407
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:50,921
I think it's stuck.
408
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,592
Heh-heh. That's the best part.
409
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:19,394
The kids are crazy about it.
410
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,563
Oh, I wish you'd
come and show that
411
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:24,132
to Jack Junior sometime.
412
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:27,657
Oh, that... That
would be a pleasure.
413
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:38,213
Darrin, Darrin, Darrin, Darrin.
414
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,781
I think you better change.
415
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,205
Now.
416
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:01,492
Boy, that's great!
417
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,943
Get away from me, Sam.
418
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,478
I don't know what
I'm gonna do next.
419
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,146
Oh, my stars, Darrin.
420
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,214
The closet.
421
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,215
Lock me in the closet.
422
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,572
Lock me in.
423
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,587
Now, you hold on, dear.
424
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,222
I'll go see if I
can find Mother.
425
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:23,959
If I get any worse,
call the police.
426
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,561
Oh, I couldn't do that.
427
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,529
Then call the zoo.
428
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:28,553
Oh!
429
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,770
Mother, why did you do this?
430
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:36,205
For a very good reason.
431
00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:38,207
Perhaps next year,
432
00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:40,876
Darwin won't treat
Halloween so lightly.
433
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,333
You mean, you knew
the spell all along?
434
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:45,714
Take it off this minute.
435
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:48,116
Give me one good
reason why I should.
436
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,752
He's my husband, and I love him.
437
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,086
Well, that's not good enough.
438
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,488
Not this time.
439
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:55,391
Not until this mortal has
really learned his lesson.
440
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,593
His lesson?
441
00:21:57,617 --> 00:22:00,295
You're just as bad as they are.
442
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,630
At least they have an excuse,
443
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,032
but I thought you knew better.
444
00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:04,066
What do you mean?
445
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,567
For years you've
been complaining
446
00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:07,069
about how they
make fun of witches.
447
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:09,003
"Oh, we're not
like that," you said.
448
00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:11,339
"We're nice, civilized
people," you said.
449
00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:12,340
But we are.
450
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:13,708
But now you're acting just like
451
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:15,510
those ignorant people
think a witch acts.
452
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:18,547
You're behaving exactly
like their stereotype witch.
453
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,682
And you're doing
it to the one person
454
00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:22,773
who was willing to
believe we were different.
455
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:30,025
Well, I'll say it
once, and only once.
456
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:32,994
I was wrong, Samantha.
457
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,597
I'm sorry.
458
00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:37,632
What's going on out there?
459
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,640
Oh, Darrin.
460
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:45,896
Sweetheart.
461
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,944
Endora, you
remembered the words.
462
00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:51,580
I never forgot them.
463
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:55,750
She never forgot...
You never forgot them?
464
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:57,852
You mean this whole
thing was a joke?
465
00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:00,522
The hair, the
fangs, the claws...
466
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,457
How could you do that?
467
00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:03,559
Simple.
468
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,149
Mitzle, picket, rasid, tamick.
469
00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:23,245
Well, I'm sorry you couldn't
come earlier, Endora.
470
00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,447
It certainly has been
nice meeting you.
471
00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:26,748
Well, thank you very much.
472
00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:29,017
Yeah, she's loads
of fun. Oh, yes.
473
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,552
Darrin,
474
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:33,121
next Halloween I want you to
wear that costume to our house.
475
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,490
Well, we'll have
to see about that.
476
00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:36,658
Now, don't worry, Larry.
477
00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:37,759
He'll probably be there.
478
00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:40,562
That was a marvelous costume.
479
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:41,985
Yours too, Endora.
480
00:23:42,688 --> 00:23:43,998
I beg your pardon?
481
00:23:44,022 --> 00:23:46,334
Uh, that bizarre
outfit you're wearing.
482
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:50,773
Oh, and that
hairdo. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
483
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,508
Jack, your car's waiting. Oh.
484
00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,710
You were saying, Mr. Rogers?
485
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:57,779
Oh, that's a great
outfit you're wearing.
486
00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:59,981
You must have won first prize.
487
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:02,417
Mother, why don't you
help me with the dishes.
488
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,752
Costume, eh?
489
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,687
Oh, yeah, yeah! Mother!
490
00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:06,921
Good night, Jack.
491
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:08,290
Good night, Darrin.
492
00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:10,480
Good night.
493
00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:13,829
Happy Halloween.
494
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,885
Oh, yes. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
495
00:24:25,063 --> 00:24:26,441
Ta-ta, Darwin.
496
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,765
See you both soon.
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