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I'm so sorry I'm late,
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but I ran into a slight headwind
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on my way back from Paris.
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Oh, Samantha, the
table looks lovely.
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Thank you, Mother.
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Hi, Mom.
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How are you, Darrin?
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Darrin?
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The name is unfamiliar to you?
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No, but I thought it
was unfamiliar to you.
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I'll make an agreement with you.
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I'll try to remember your name
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if you promise never
to call me "Mom."
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Why don't you
open the wine, dear.
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May I be of assistance?
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Mother. Yes?
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Darrin can handle it
very well by himself.
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I thought you
agreed to be pleasant.
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Well, now, don't look at me.
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I find your practical
joke vastly unamusing.
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My practical joke?
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If you think I had
anything to do with this,
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you've flipped your cork.
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Come now, you two.
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It must have been a slip-up
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at the bottling
plant... or something.
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What's in the box?
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Oh.
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A little something I
brought for dessert.
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I bought it in Paris
this afternoon.
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Oh.
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Mother, I didn't know
Maxim's had a catering service.
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Oh!
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Really, Samantha.
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What's got into you?
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Well, Mother, I
didn't do anything.
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Don't try to pin this on Sam.
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It's perfectly obvious to me
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who the practical joker is.
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Oh, how dare you!
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I would never debase my
abilities to do anything like...
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Mother! What?
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Practical joker.
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I fail to see
what... Oh! Oh, no!
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Uncle Arthur?
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Uncle Arthur?
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Are you in there?
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Sam, what's going on?
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I'll explain it to you
in a moment, darling.
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The serving dish.
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I bet you're right.
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Got you now, Uncle Arthur.
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Forgive me for not rising,
but I'm up to my neck in work.
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Darrin, say hello
to Uncle Arthur.
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That's all I need, a
practical-joking warlock.
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I'm sorry, darling.
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I suppose I should've told
you about Uncle Arthur,
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but, well, he's sort of the
black sheep of the family.
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I can understand why.
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Now, I love him despite
his practical jokes.
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He's my favorite uncle.
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Why, do you know,
when I was a little girl,
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he taught me to
make my first pony?
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Honey, I don't care.
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I don't want... He what?
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I was only 4.
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I couldn't get the spell right.
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I remember I got one
horseshoe and the saddle,
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but I just couldn't... Sam.
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What are we going
to do about him?
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Try and put up with his
bad jokes and be nice to him.
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Please?
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Then I spent the
summer hunting lions
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with a British expedition.
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One morning I shot
a lion in my pajamas.
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Now, what he was doing in
my pajamas I'll never know.
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Cream, Darrin?
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Yes, please.
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Help yourself.
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Forgive me.
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I just can't help
milking a joke!
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I, uh, really break
you up, don't I?
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Oh, don't be a party poop!
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You got it, didn't you, Darrin?
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Your brand of low comedy
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always did appeal to
adolescent mentality!
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Mother!
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What do you mean,
"adolescent mentality"?
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I think it's fairly obvious.
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Now, just a minute.
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Here, Mother.
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Why don't you try
the dessert. Oh.
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It's simply delicious.
Thank you, dear.
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I got you that time.
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You certainly did.
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Uncle Arthur, how could you?
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Oh, Mother!
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Darrin, get a towel.
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It isn't funny.
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Honey, I can't help it.
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After all, I have an
adolescent mentality.
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So you have.
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And you may as
well look the part.
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Now then, Ringo.
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Laugh your head off!
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Endora, come back!
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Sam, make her come back.
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You shouldn't have
made fun of her, Darrin.
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Mother is very sensitive.
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She's sensitive?
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You promised to make an effort.
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I...
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Endora gives you a
real hard time, huh?
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In a word, yes.
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Well, she always was a
bit of a stick in the mud.
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You gotta stand up
to her, young fella.
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No, thanks.
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I have no desire to
be turned into a toad.
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There's another
way to stop her. Mm?
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I'll teach you a little
magic of your own.
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No, no. Arthur, I'm mortal.
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Well, nobody's perfect, Darrin.
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Besides, down through history
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many fine people
have been humans.
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Look, I just meant I
can't perform magic.
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Sure you can.
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Nothing fancy, of course,
but enough to give her a jolt
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the next time she
gets a little nasty.
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No, thanks.
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There's enough witchcraft
in the family as it is.
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No offense.
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Please, let me teach
you one little trick.
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I'm very good with novices.
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No, Arthur.
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You see, Sam and I
have an agreement.
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No witchcraft.
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We're going to live
like normal people.
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Your mother-in-law
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just turned you
into Prince Valiant.
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That's normal living?
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I will not stoop to her methods.
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We're going to cope
with our problems my way.
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Well, while you're
at the barber shop,
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you better think it over, fella.
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No, Arthur. Absolutely no.
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No witchcraft!
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What the...?
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Enjoy your trip? Ha, ha, ha!
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Arthur.
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Did you reconsider?
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Look, once and for
all, no magic lessons.
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Now, stop bothering me!
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Well, if at first
you don't succeed,
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nag, nag, nag.
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Miss Grant, will you please
send the Foster layout
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down to the conference room?
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Yes, sir.
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And Mrs. Stephens is on three.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hello, honey. I
can't talk too long.
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I have a presentation to make.
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Now, this won't
take long, Darrin.
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Mother is here.
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I just thought it
might be a nice idea
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if you said a few words to her.
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He won't apologize.
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He still hasn't
learned his lesson.
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I heard that, and
you can tell her
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I'm not a child who has
to be taught a lesson.
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And what's more,
you can tell her
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that I can take anything
she can dish out.
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Better let me help you.
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Talking to Endora that
way is just asking for trouble.
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Well, I can face any trouble
she can give me like a man,
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not like a witch.
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And will you please let me
cope with things in my own way?
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Who were you talking to?
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Uh, the window washer.
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Are you feeling okay?
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Sure, fine.
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Let's go.
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Not exactly Jack Be
Nimble today, are you?
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I'll be fine
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if you'll just take
this off my foot.
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Thanks, Larry.
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And that should give
you a general idea
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of our approach to your
campaign, Mr. Foster.
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Well, Stephens, I like it.
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It feels bright, contemporary.
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But I'm not clear on
the television aspect
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of this thing.
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It's very simple.
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Our commercials will stress
the utility of the EZ-Open Door.
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Our model housewife
will return from shopping,
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her arms loaded with groceries,
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and with just a
touch of a finger...
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Just a... slight...
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What is it?
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It won't open.
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Of course it will.
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What's the matter
with you today?
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Anyone would
think you're jinxed!
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Jinxed! Endora!
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What? Never mind.
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You keep working.
I'll keep talking.
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Mr. Foster, let me
digress for a moment.
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I would like you to re-examine
the marketing figures.
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As you can see, ah,
on this chart, we have...
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Got it!
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She's not going
to get away with it!
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She's not going to ruin my life!
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Offer's still good.
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One shot, and you're the
master of your own fate.
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Come on, just one little spell.
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That's all you need.
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All right, I'll do it.
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When do we start?
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You've already started.
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Now, the spell consists
of two components.
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First, the incantation.
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It's in longhand.
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Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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You said the spell had
two components. Correct.
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The incantation, which
you have, and these.
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A cowbell and a duck call?
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Are you putting me on?
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Try to understand Darrin.
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You're only a mortal.
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No offense.
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I don't see what a cowbell
and a duck call is going...
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Darrin, for a mortal
to work magic,
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he needs a little reinforcement.
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In this case, it's
sound effects.
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You use the bell...
and the duck call...
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at the end of each
phrase of the incantation.
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It's all marked out for you.
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Go ahead, try it. Don't be shy.
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"Yaga-zuzzie. Yaga-zuzzie...
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No, no. "Zoozie."
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"Zoozie." "Yaga-zoozie."
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"Yaga-zoozie." "Yaga-zoozie."
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"Yaga-zoozie."
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"Yaga-zoozie. Yaga-zoozie."
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Only, Darrin, you chant it.
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Remember, it's an incantation.
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I'll do it for you.
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Yaga-zoozie Yaga-zoozie
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Yaga-zoozie Z
im N ow you try it.
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Yaga-zoozie. Yaga-zooz...
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You're not listening.
I'm not listening?
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No, right. I'm sorry.
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I'll play it for you.
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♪ Yaga-zoozie Yaga-zoozie ♪
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♪ Yaga-zoozie Zim ♪
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Now you try.
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♪ Yaga-zoozie Yaga-zoozie ♪
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♪ Yaga-zoozie Zim ♪
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Now, once more.
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♪ Yaga-zoozie Yaga-zoozie ♪
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♪ Yaga-zoozie... ♪
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Wait... Now, hold
it. Wait a minute!
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Now, I never heard
Sam or Endora or you
263
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,416
ever say anything like that.
264
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,719
My dear boy, we don't
have to say anything.
265
00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:31,520
We have the power.
266
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,422
Even Aunt Clara doesn't
use words like that.
267
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,224
Look, I don't tell you
about advertising,
268
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,192
so don't tell me about
witchcraft, please.
269
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:39,662
Fine. I hope so.
270
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,697
All right. Once again.
271
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:45,301
♪ Yaga-zoozie Yaga-zoozie... ♪
272
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,203
And now we'll add
just a little movement.
273
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:51,706
♪ Yaga-zoozie Yaga-zoozie ♪
274
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,943
♪ Yaga-zoozie Zim ♪
275
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,177
♪ Cowbell ♪
♪ Cowbell ♪
276
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,178
♪ Duck call ♪
277
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,413
That's it. Once more.
278
00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:00,215
♪ Yaga-zoozie Yaga-zoozie ♪
279
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,716
♪ Yaga-zoozie Zim ♪
280
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,722
Mother, I want you to
be gracious about this.
281
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,224
I think it's very big of
Darrin to apologize to you
282
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,327
after all you've done to him.
283
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,630
What have I done to him?
284
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,032
Well, if you'd like me
to start at the beginning,
285
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,468
on our wedding night, you
put him in the hotel lobby
286
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,304
in his pajamas.
287
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,806
Then... I mean recently.
288
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,341
How recently?
289
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,209
Well, we won't go into that.
290
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,210
Oh, now, Mother.
291
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,612
You must've done something.
292
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,980
Darrin hasn't been
himself all day.
293
00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:34,617
How fortunate for you.
294
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:38,354
Mother. Well,
all right. All right.
295
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,423
If he's willing to admit
296
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:43,526
that his behavior
has been atrocious,
297
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,517
I guess I can
forgive and forget.
298
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:59,007
You really think I can
make this spell work?
299
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,443
I guarantee it.
300
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,177
You're easily the most talented
301
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,146
mortal pupil I've ever had.
302
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,170
Now get in there
and "yaga-zoozie."
303
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,552
You're right.
304
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,886
The minute she opens her mouth
305
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,589
to make one nasty remark, bam!
306
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,013
I'm gonna let her have it.
307
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,628
You're not coming in?
308
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,029
Oh, I better not.
309
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,866
If Endora even suspected
that I've been training you,
310
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:27,470
she'd nullify the spell
even before you got started.
311
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,637
I guess you're right.
312
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:31,674
I'll be in here
rooting for you, kid.
313
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:32,978
Here we go.
314
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:47,523
Good evening, Endora.
315
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:50,058
Hello, Dexter. Darrin.
316
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,082
The name is Darrin.
317
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:56,331
I distinctly heard
something jingle.
318
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,133
Oh. Did you, now?
319
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,371
I heard it again.
320
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,739
So did I.
321
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,107
Never mind, Endora.
322
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,509
It's probably just the rattling
323
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,110
of someone's
adolescent mentality.
324
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,912
Oh.
325
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,014
Darrin, you said
you'd apologize.
326
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,616
Oh, and I will, sweetheart.
327
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,040
From now on, no
more Mr. Nice Guy.
328
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:19,555
All right, that's it.
329
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,556
You've asked for it.
330
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,957
Darrin...
331
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,059
Now, Sam, it's time your
mother and I had this out.
332
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,760
You've victimized
me for the last time.
333
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:28,197
Be careful, Tinker Bell!
334
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,831
Or what? You'll do what?
335
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:31,333
Or you'll do what? Darrin...
336
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:32,667
Oh, you heard a jingle, huh?
337
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:33,969
Well, would you like to see it?
338
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,004
Well, I have it right here.
339
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,140
There. How's that?
340
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,208
And that's not all.
341
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,243
How about this?
342
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,044
How do you like that?
343
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:45,914
You want a musical critique?
344
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:49,251
You're never going
to laugh at me again.
345
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,487
♪ Yaga-zoozie Yaga-zoozie ♪
346
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,688
♪ Yaga-zoozie Zim ♪
347
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,927
Darrin, what are you
doing? You said...
348
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,429
Don't try to stop me, Sam.
349
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,598
She's been asking
for this for a long time.
350
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,233
♪ Zooma-zoozie Zooma-zoozie ♪
351
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:08,304
♪ Zooma-zoozie Bim ♪
352
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,874
Mother, have you
been asking for that?
353
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:15,244
No, but I rather like it.
354
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,645
It swings.
355
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,248
♪ Zoozie high ♪
356
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,585
♪ Zoozie low ♪
357
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:30,026
♪ Zoomah, hoogah Pitz! ♪
358
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,133
Darrin, what's wrong?
359
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,202
You're supposed to vanish.
360
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,571
But I don't want to vanish.
361
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,439
I want to stay and see
what you're going to do
362
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:45,841
for your next number.
363
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,998
I, uh...
364
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,019
I shouldn't have
listened to him.
365
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,921
I just shouldn't
have listened to him.
366
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:01,779
I should never
have listened to him.
367
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:07,396
Something's terribly wrong.
368
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,452
Darrin?
369
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,850
"Zoomah, hoogah, pitz."
370
00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:29,851
Ha, ha, ha!
371
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,821
And he went for it all the way.
372
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,557
Uncle Arthur, did you
have something to do
373
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:38,260
with the way Darrin acted?
374
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:42,264
Best... Best joke I ever pulled.
375
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,565
Taught him magic spell.
376
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,634
"Zoomah, hoogah, pitz."
377
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:49,271
With cow bells.
378
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,228
Didn't that break you up?
379
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,935
No, Uncle Arthur, it didn't.
380
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,416
I'll kill him!
381
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,517
That's what I'll do!
382
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:03,785
I'll kill him!
383
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,487
Well, for once I'm
in sympathy with you,
384
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:07,922
but, unfortunately, you'd
never get away with it.
385
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:09,090
He plotted the whole thing,
386
00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:10,925
and I was fool
enough to fall for it.
387
00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:13,094
The chair, the door,
the wastebasket!
388
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:15,397
I'll kill him with
my bare hands.
389
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:18,333
I think I have a more
practical solution.
390
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,535
Poison? Yeah, yeah.
391
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:22,271
You'll have to help, Mother. Ah.
392
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,640
We're going to cure Uncle
Arthur of his practical jokes
393
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,242
once and for all.
394
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:30,646
You mean, you're
willing to try it again?
395
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,714
Yes. When the spell
didn't work the first time,
396
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:35,884
I went upstairs and
practiced, and suddenly I felt...
397
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,186
Well, I felt this power.
398
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,054
I know I can make
the spell work this time.
399
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,456
Oh, that's crackerjack.
400
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,992
When Endora walks
in, let her have it again.
401
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,994
Oh, stop it, Uncle Arthur.
402
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,329
Tell Darrin the truth.
403
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,464
Admit you can't teach
witchcraft to a mortal.
404
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,099
Samantha, please.
405
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,067
Do you want to destroy
this boy's confidence?
406
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:54,102
Ignore her, Darrin.
407
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,370
It's all right, sweetheart.
408
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,205
I've got the power.
I can feel it in here.
409
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,107
Kid, you've got a lot of heart.
410
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:02,411
Well, well, well...
Hello, Dexter.
411
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,078
Back for an encore, eh?
412
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,417
Enjoy your moment, Endora.
413
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,851
I'm through toying with you.
414
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,152
This is it.
415
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:12,454
Darrin, not again.
416
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:14,189
Stand aside.
417
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,590
I have the power now.
418
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:16,758
Prepare yourself, Endora.
419
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:21,229
I'm going to turn
you into a... parrot.
420
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,733
Oh, a parrot. This is splendid.
421
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,773
♪ Yaga-zoozie Yaga-zoozie ♪
422
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,742
♪ Yaga-zoozie Zim ♪
423
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:46,555
He did it.
424
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,139
He d... Did it?
425
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,449
But he can't.
426
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,199
You can't.
427
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:59,101
I mean, you couldn't.
428
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:03,138
I mean, ah...
429
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,140
I mean, just don't
stand there like a ninny!
430
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:06,508
Bring back Endora.
431
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,310
Make him bring her back, Sammie,
432
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,045
before this gets serious.
433
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,747
Well, it is serious.
434
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,215
Darrin cast a spell,
435
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,516
and only he can remove it.
436
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,985
But he can't, because
he doesn't know how.
437
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,620
Oh, Uncle Arthur,
438
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,155
because of your practical jokes,
439
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,190
Mother's a bird.
440
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,962
Hello, Durwood. Hello, Dexter.
441
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,698
Darrin, you don't
realize what you've done.
442
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,600
Endora can stay inside
that parrot forever,
443
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,736
unless you bring
her back immediately.
444
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,871
So what? I don't see what
you're concerned about.
445
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,339
You don't like her either.
446
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:38,373
Of course I like her.
447
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:39,608
I love her!
448
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:43,545
Love her. Love that parrot.
449
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,116
Oh, it's pathetic.
450
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,283
I don't get it.
451
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,252
You said yourself she
was an interfering...
452
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:51,553
Oh, never mind what I said.
453
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:52,755
She's family.
454
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,578
Now, please bring her back.
455
00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:58,415
Please.
456
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:02,931
Hold tight, Endora.
457
00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:05,475
I won't let this happen to you.
458
00:22:06,592 --> 00:22:09,170
Now, bring her back.
459
00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:10,472
Will you help, Uncle Arthur?
460
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,707
Of course. Anything. Anything.
461
00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:16,077
Will you stop playing
those dreadful jokes?
462
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:19,681
Yes. Any... Endora!
463
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:23,318
But you... I didn't
know you cared, Arthur.
464
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,126
It was all a joke.
465
00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:34,329
Well, it's not very funny.
466
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,931
That's the point.
467
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,566
We had to do it, Uncle Arthur.
468
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:43,204
Okay, Sammy, I
guess I had it coming.
469
00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:46,040
No more practical
jokes, eh, Arthur?
470
00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:48,866
I just went on the
wagon two minutes ago.
471
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:58,375
Just a little
going-away present.
472
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:02,023
Go ahead, open it.
473
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,358
Uncle Arthur, you wouldn't.
474
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,492
Oh, now, Sammy,
475
00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:05,927
how could you
think such a thing?
476
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:08,764
No, you taught me
my lesson last night.
477
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,031
No more jokes.
478
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,367
I'm a changed warlock.
479
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:16,171
Oh, Uncle Arthur,
it's beautiful!
480
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:17,339
Thank you.
481
00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:20,108
Please, no
emotion. I cry easily.
482
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:21,365
Darrin.
483
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,188
Oh, golf balls.
484
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:35,791
Well, thank you, Arthur.
485
00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:37,347
I can always use these.
486
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,985
Didn't forget you, Endora.
487
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:44,032
Oh, Arthur.
488
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,234
You shouldn't have.
489
00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:47,002
It wasn't necessary
to get me a gift.
490
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:48,503
No, I wanted to
give you something
491
00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:50,894
to remember me by.
492
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,510
Oh!
493
00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:57,980
Opera glasses.
494
00:23:58,004 --> 00:24:00,182
Oh, Arthur.
495
00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:02,718
Oh, they're just exquisite!
496
00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:05,987
They're darling!
497
00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:09,391
I can hardly wait to
use them at La Scala.
498
00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:10,847
Oh.
499
00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:21,836
Uncle Arthur, you
promised you wouldn't.
500
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:23,894
I know. I lied.
501
00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:30,433
Okay, so I'll taper off.
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