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Who would be
phoning at this hour?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Hello?
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This is Larry Tate.
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No, no, no, we're
not back from Europe.
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I'm calling you from London.
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Louise and I need your help.
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Well, sure, Larry.
What can we do?
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Take care of your baby?!
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Yes, until Louise
and I get back.
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We just received word that
our governess has been taken ill.
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No, I understand, Larry.
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Don't you worry about a thing.
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Sam and I will get
the baby right away.
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Abner! Abner!
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Wake up! Wake up!
It's an emergency!
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What?
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The Stephens!
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He just put her in the car,
and they drove off at top speed.
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I bet she's going
to have her baby.
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That's impossible.
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She's only been
pregnant three months.
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Now go back to bed,
Gladys, and let me sleep.
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Abner! Abner!
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Hey, Abner!
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Abner, she's
back, with the baby.
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Maybe you shouldn't
make that meat loaf anymore
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if it gives you
dreams like this.
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I'm not dreaming.
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Be reasonable, Gladys.
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Did you ever hear of a
woman going to the hospital,
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giving birth, and
bringing her baby home
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in less than two hours?
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But I tell you, there is a baby.
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I just saw it!
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I got mugged in
the Tunnel of Love.
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Isn't he cute?
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Yeah.
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Kootchy-kootchy...
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Oh, Darrin, I wouldn't do that.
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Why?
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They say that baby
talk isn't good for babies.
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Huh?
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Well, then, say young
fellow, what's your feeling
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about the income tax situation?
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Mine too.
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I think he's just hungry.
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I'll go get his bottle.
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And I'll go to work.
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But I'll be back early
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to help you take care
of young Mr. Tate.
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So long, fella.
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Hi.
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Well, good morning,
Mrs. Kravitz.
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I saw you drive off in
a big hurry last night.
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Yes, it was an emergency.
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And you came home with a baby.
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That's right.
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Oh, how wonderful!
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How much does it weigh?
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Oh, about 25 pounds, I guess.
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Hello there.
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Good morning, madame.
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I'm Mrs. Kravitz.
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I live over there.
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Fascinating.
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Are you a relative?
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I'm Samantha's father.
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Oh, how wonderful!
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I bet you've come
to see the baby.
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Samantha's had a baby?
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Yes. And after
only three months.
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Three months?
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Don't you find it
rather strange?
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I certainly do.
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It only took her
mother 20 minutes!
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Huh?
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I certainly am surprised
to see you, Father.
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I'm sort of surprised myself.
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I've just heard the news
about your having a baby.
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I hope you're not
upset over the idea
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of becoming a grandfather.
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On the contrary, I'm delighted!
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It'll be an entirely
new experience for me.
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And you know how I
relish new experiences.
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Yes, I know.
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Tell me, what kind of
education in witchcraft
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do you plan for the child?
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None.
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What?
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So far.
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That's shocking.
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You can't put off
anything as serious
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as that kind of training.
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Of course, you know that a
baby warlock has certain powers,
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but they need to be developed
to reach their full potential.
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Well, yes, of course.
I know, Father, it's...
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Well you see, Darrin
doesn't really approve
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of my teaching
our baby witchcraft.
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Darrin!
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What prejudice!
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What bigotry!
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Typical mortal for you.
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Maintain pride in ignorance
and pass it on to the offspring.
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Oh, Father, please calm down.
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Oh, dear.
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Let me fill this and we'll
talk more about it later.
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Okay?
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Bah.
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Ah, so you're my grandson.
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I'm your grandfather, boy.
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You may call me Maurice.
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Speak up, speak
up, I can't hear you.
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What's the matter with you?
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Your mother could talk
when she was four hours old.
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In six languages!
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Ah, don't worry, lad.
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I'll teach you to succeed in
spite of your mortal father.
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You're in for a
little adventure, lad.
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Come on! Come on! Let's go!
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Father, I was...
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Oh, my stars!
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Hello?
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Hi, sweetheart. I just
called up to find out
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how you're getting
along with the baby.
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Oh, uh, fine. Just fine.
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Oh, is there anything I
can bring home for him?
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Milk, cereal, anything?
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No. Darrin... Yes, darling.
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Promise you'll stay calm?
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You didn't drop him.
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How could you
think such a thing?
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Well, you just said, "Be calm."
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Father came to see me.
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Father?
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What'd he do? What'd he do?
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Well, I-I think he
thought it was ours,
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and he took it somewhere.
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Where? Where?
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Uh... that's the problem.
I-I don't know... where.
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You don't know where...?
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You mean that baby might be...?
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He could've taken
that little child...?
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You mean Larry Tate's
baby right this minute might...?
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Sam... that could
mark a child for life!
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I'll be home right away.
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A taxi to the London
airport, please.
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Larry!
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Larry, that man has our baby.
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Louise, are you
out of your mind?
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I tell you, that was our baby!
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How could it be?
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You know he's at home
with Samantha and Darrin.
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Are you telling me I
don't know my own child
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when I see him?
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Oh for... You know
all babies look alike.
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How dare you say
such a terrible thing!
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Louise, please.
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You're causing a scene.
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How can you think so
little of your own son?
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It wasn't him, I tell you.
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Now, will you relax?
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You'll be home pretty soon
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and everything
will be all right.
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Beirut. Istanbul.
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Now, you know your father,
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always looking
for the fun places.
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He had no right to do it.
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That kid doesn't
even have a passport.
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Hong Kong!
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Possibly.
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Possibly, they... They
copy his shirts so well.
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I have a thought, Samantha.
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You go east, and I'll go west.
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Try the Riviera first.
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He has an appetite for bikinis.
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Good idea!
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See you later, darling.
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Try not to worry.
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Try not to worry.
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Hello?
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Hello, Darrin, this is Larry.
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Oh, uh... Larry who?
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Good grief! Larry Tate!
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What's the matter with you?
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Oh, Larry Tate!
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Larry Tate.
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Uh, are you still in London?
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No, no, no, we're
home. At the airport.
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Just got through customs.
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How's my son?
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Who?
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The baby! The baby!
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Has he been giving
you any trouble?
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Oh, no, no, no trouble at all.
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It's as if he wasn't even here.
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He's fine.
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We'll grab a cab and
be right over to get him.
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Oh, no, no, don't
do that, Larry.
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You stay right where you are.
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I'll come over and get you.
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That's very considerate
of you, Darrin, but...
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I'll leave right now.
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Samantha... Help!
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My grandson, the warlock.
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There's no resemblance
to Samantha.
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Favors her husband, eh?
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He's so cute.
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What can he do?
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Okay, boy.
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Now, let's show them
what you've learned.
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He's only had a few hours of
training so far, you understand.
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Now, son... That's why
I brought him over here,
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to get his education
started on a firm foundation.
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Relax, boy. Don't
hurry anything.
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He's so cute.
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Please.
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Don't disturb his concentration.
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That's concentration?
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Please!
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All right, boy, now we'll start
with a little simple levitation.
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You see that bottle
of ale over there?
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I want you to think, think,
think it right over to you.
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Keep thinking, boy.
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I'll get it started for him.
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You bring it the
rest of the way.
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Well, he's pretty young,
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and it's difficult
without practice.
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All right! Now, boy.
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Remember the spell I
taught you on the way over?
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Okay, boy. Produce
your favorite toy.
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You know. A nice little rattle.
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There!
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Good boy!
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Fake!
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I saw you materialize
that, Maurice.
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Now, Maurice, the
baby didn't do it, you did.
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I did no such thing!
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Did I, grandson?
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It's too bad, Maurice.
The kid just hasn't got it.
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He has to! He's my grandson!
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I know! Nanny Witch.
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You can wait here for her.
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She drops by every
day for a quick one.
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Don't worry, boy.
Nanny Witch will verify
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that you've got the stuff.
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I've sure missed
the little fella.
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Can hardly wait to see him.
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I can imagine.
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Got room for one more.
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There you are, Larry.
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Oh, thanks.
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Must be a faulty catch.
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Mm.
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I could use a
little help, Darrin.
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Oh, sure!
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Wait a minute!
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You find my laundry
mark all that interesting?
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I've never see...
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Darrin, this case has to go in.
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Oh, sorry, Larry.
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Where'd I put the key?
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Ah.
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Here we are.
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Here, here, here. Let me.
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Hey, hey.
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No, let me.
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No, no, no, no, no!
269
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,003
No, just get in the car, Darrin.
270
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,261
Uh, I'm sorry.
271
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:48,830
But he's a lovely
baby, and I love him.
272
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:51,367
But he's mortal.
Like his father.
273
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,968
Are you sure?
274
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,504
He's only human.
275
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:58,474
But... But what am
I to tell my friends?
276
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:03,712
Oh, shut up. I'm the
one who has cause to cry.
277
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,614
What shall I do with him?
278
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,482
Simple.
279
00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:08,940
Feed him.
280
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:19,995
Okay. Let's go.
281
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,831
Louise, how was London?
282
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,033
You enjoy yourself?
283
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,435
Darrin, we're in
kind of a hurry.
284
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,059
Oh.
285
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,938
Oh, thank you, Larry!
286
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,554
Funny, it won't start.
287
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,257
Try turning on the ignition.
288
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,214
Oh.
289
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:55,598
I'm glad the baby wasn't any
trouble for you and Samantha.
290
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,433
I was worried sick about him.
291
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,402
Listen, you don't know
the time I had with her.
292
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,171
She thought she saw a
man with our baby. In London!
293
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,173
You saw them in London?
294
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,875
On Westley Street,
right in front of the hotel.
295
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,877
Darrin, look out!
296
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:12,581
Darrin, what is the
matter with you?
297
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,540
I'm sorry, Louise.
298
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,948
What are you staring at?
299
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,596
Darrin, can we please go?
300
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,864
By the time I see my son,
301
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,233
he'll be so old, he
won't recognize me.
302
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,007
Any luck?
303
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,376
Oh, none!
304
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,644
Me neither.
305
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,845
I advised Duncan to... Darrin!
306
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,447
Oh, well, whatever it is.
307
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,349
I signaled for him
to stall the Tates,
308
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,652
but how long he can
do that, I don't know.
309
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,287
Poor dear. I'd better help him.
310
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,289
Well, I'll keep looking
around the Orient.
311
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,157
We're running out of time.
312
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,480
Good luck, darling.
313
00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:08,837
What's the matter now?
314
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,961
I hear a thumping
under the hood.
315
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:13,108
I don't hear anything.
316
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,476
Well, I do.
317
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,578
Honestly! It's taking us
longer to to your house
318
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,313
than it took to fly from London.
319
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:20,237
I'll check it, Louise.
320
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,559
Hi, sweetheart.
321
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,428
I just wanted to give
you a progress report.
322
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,829
Did you find the baby?
323
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,198
Not yet. Mother and I are
running out of places to look.
324
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,899
Honey, I can't stall
them much longer.
325
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:38,967
Oh!
326
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,936
Is he talking to someone?
327
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,304
There's nobody out there.
328
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,139
Maybe he's talking to the motor.
329
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:48,143
Louise, nobody talks to a motor.
330
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,279
What's the trouble?
331
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,102
I'm checking, I'm checking!
332
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,149
How about London?
333
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,318
Louise said something
about seeing a man
334
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,786
with her baby on Westley Street.
335
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,855
Westley Street? London?
336
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:03,692
Oh, how can I have
been so stupid?
337
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,227
Of course! The Warlock Club!
338
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,611
You stall them just
a little big longer.
339
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,105
Darrin, couldn't we
possibly get going?
340
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,874
All right, Larry. All right.
341
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,008
Wait a minute.
342
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,677
What? What's the matter?
343
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,712
You've got lipstick
on your face.
344
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,548
Oh. That's red oil.
345
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:29,385
In the shape of lips?
346
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,520
Well, I guess you got me, Larry.
347
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,857
I was necking with
Samantha under the hood.
348
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,459
Get in the car, Darrin.
349
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,100
Where are the keys?
350
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,324
In the ignition.
351
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,700
Take the brake off. Oh.
352
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:02,551
Oh, Kendrick!
353
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,520
Ah, Samantha. How are you?
354
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,489
I'm fine. Has Father
been here with a baby?
355
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:10,025
Yes, poor Maurice.
356
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,794
My condolences, Samantha.
357
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,897
Condolences? What happened?
358
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:15,964
Where is he?
359
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,299
Who knows?
360
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,735
He was so upset by his
grandchild's lack of talent
361
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:23,439
that he departed in a
fit of fury and frustration.
362
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,073
Oh, dear.
363
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,476
That wasn't his grandchild.
364
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:31,914
Do any of you know
where I can find Father?
365
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:35,050
Oh, dear. I've got to get back.
366
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:36,852
If you do see him,
be sure and tell him
367
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,443
to bring that child
home immediately.
368
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,847
Louise! Larry! Welcome back!
369
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,183
I thought we'd never get here.
370
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,784
He drives at 10 miles an hour.
371
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,753
Doesn't even know his way.
372
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,755
I'm calling a taxi
to take us home.
373
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,757
Well that won't be
necessary, Larry.
374
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:16,858
Here's your coat.
375
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,059
Oh, thank you.
376
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,961
I'll walk before I ever
ride with you again.
377
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,796
How's my precious baby?
378
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,899
Huh? Oh, I'm sure
he's fine. Just fine.
379
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:26,235
Why don't you fix them a drink.
380
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,236
That's a good idea.
381
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,237
Not for me, thanks.
382
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,205
All I want to do
is hold my baby.
383
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,397
Where is he, Samantha, upstairs?
384
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,656
On second thought,
I will have a drink.
385
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,057
What about the baby?
386
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,226
There's no use being
overprotective with him.
387
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,250
He can wait.
388
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:56,197
Well, what the heck,
we've got to live too, right?
389
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:57,198
What?
390
00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,533
I'll get the hors d'oeuvres.
391
00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:00,891
You fix the drinks.
I'll help Sam.
392
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:06,941
What are we going to do?
393
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:09,177
The only thing left.
Tell them the truth.
394
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:13,470
But, Sam...
395
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,216
What was that?
396
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,818
Here.
397
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,122
Serve these.
398
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:24,593
Here you are, Larry.
399
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,649
Eat hearty.
400
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:31,066
Oh, Father.
401
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,401
I am furious with you.
402
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:34,870
He is hopeless.
403
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,740
Pure, unadulterated mortal.
404
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,830
I'll discuss it with you later.
405
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,852
Well, here you are, Louise.
406
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:52,420
Oh, well, sit him over there.
407
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:53,956
Hit me again, honey.
408
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,579
Louise!
409
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,160
My baby!
410
00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:01,530
Oh, my baby.
411
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:07,436
Oh, my precious. Mommy
and Daddy missed you so much.
412
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,004
Did you get a cab?
413
00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:11,239
I sure did.
414
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,574
Come on, Louise.
415
00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:15,209
Thanks, Samantha,
for taking care of him.
416
00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:17,312
Darrin, we really appreciate it.
417
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,080
Oh, well, anytime. We loved it.
418
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:20,148
Didn't we, Darrin?
419
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,283
Oh, yes. It was
quite an experience.
420
00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:24,319
Can I help you with the luggage?
421
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,487
Oh, thank you, Darrin.
422
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,221
That'd be a good...
423
00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:30,814
On second thought, never mind.
424
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:47,910
This has been the most
harrowing experience for me.
425
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,878
For you? What about us?
426
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:54,850
The humiliation of learning that
my grandson is not a warlock,
427
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,919
and now you're
going to have another.
428
00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:59,021
My first.
429
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,256
Father, that wasn't my baby.
430
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,859
No. We were just taking
care of him for my boss.
431
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,727
Our baby isn't due for months.
432
00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:07,296
Are you sure?
433
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,997
Then there's still a chance.
434
00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:10,565
Oh, what a relief.
435
00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:17,005
Hello.
436
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:19,007
Hello.
437
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:21,643
Here's a present for the baby.
438
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,045
Oh, how sweet.
439
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:26,715
Should we open it now or
wait until the baby arrives?
440
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:31,319
You mean you didn't
have your baby last night?
441
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:34,544
But I saw a baby last night.
442
00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:41,029
This morning you told
me there was a baby...
443
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:44,332
I thought you came
to see the baby.
444
00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:45,634
Yes.
445
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:48,325
I think you need
this more than I do.
446
00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:51,272
Well, ta-ta, Samantha.
447
00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:52,641
You too, Duncan.
448
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:53,709
Darrin.
449
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:55,577
Right. Darrin. And don't forget.
450
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:58,213
I expect my grandson
to be a warlock
451
00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:00,671
in the classic tradition.
452
00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:27,109
How are we ever
going to explain that?
453
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,511
We won't have to.
454
00:24:29,535 --> 00:24:31,947
By the time she's
finished that martini,
455
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,270
she'll believe anything.
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