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Sweetheart, you look beautiful.
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Thank you, Darling.
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What time's our reservation?
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Eight o'clock.
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Any regrets about
not having a party?
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Nope.
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I want to celebrate our first
wedding anniversary alone.
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So do I.
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How about us? One whole year.
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Oh!
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Aunt Clara!
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Oh. Oh, dear.
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I thought I'd
drop in for your...
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To wish you a happy anniversary.
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But I didn't know it was
going to be so hard a drop.
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Oh, dear. Ooh!
Let me help you up.
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Oh!
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Let me fix your hat.
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It doesn't look like
anything's broken.
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I want to wish you
a happy anniversary
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and give you these
tokens of my affection.
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If I can find them, of course.
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Aunt Clara, you shouldn't have.
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Oh, now.
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I think that's yours. Thank you.
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And that's yours.
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Let's open them inside.
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All right.
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Oh, no.
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Right over here.
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Let me take this.
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Thank you, dear. Thank you.
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Oh, Aunt Clara,
what a lovely apron.
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Oh?
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That is beautiful, Aunt Clara.
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Let's see what we have here.
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Aww. Ah, a golf cap!
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Just what I've been
meaning to buy.
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I'm going to put this in the
kitchen to wear at breakfast.
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What do you think?
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I don't know.
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I-I-I think it's a little small.
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I'll exchange it.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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No, I'll cast a spell
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and everything
will be quite all right.
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Don't go to any
trouble, Aunt Clara...
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Abba-dabba-dabba
Dabba-dabba-abba
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Remedium decapito zippirare!
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I goofed.
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Aunt Clara,
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I'm sorry we have
to run out on you,
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but we have a
reservation for 8:00.
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What's that?
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Th-th-th-that's your husband.
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Darrin?
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Darrin.
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Darrin!
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What did she do to you?
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Well, the cap was too small.
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And I made it the right size,
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but I got it on the wrong head.
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Aunt Clara, this is terrible!
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You bring Darrin
back right this minute!
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Well, uh... Zilcho
casa casa directo!
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Chavas havas formsbe!
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I-I-I think you better
do this for me, dear.
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Yes, maybe I'd better.
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What words did you use?
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What words?
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What magic words?
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Oh, what magic words?
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Well, I started with
abba-dabba-dabba...
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Or was it abba-dabba-doobie?
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Please, Aunt Clara,
you have to remember.
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This is very serious.
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If you can't remember
the exact words
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then you can't break that
spell and neither can I.
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Is that so?
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Oh, dear.
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You mean not even
you, a bloody relation?
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I'm sor... Excuse...
A blood relation?
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Not even anyone.
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I began with
dobba-dabba-dibba...
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Sweetheart?
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Sweetheart, can
you understand me?
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If you can, raise
your right hand.
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Well, thank heaven.
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At least you're
still here, in spirit.
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Now, don't you worry, darling.
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We'll have you back in your
own body before you know it.
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Meanwhile, I better
call the Starlight Roof
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and tell them
we'll be a little late.
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Darrin, breakfast is ready.
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All right, darling.
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How did you sleep?
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Lousy?
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Well, I'm sorry,
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but I didn't sleep
too well, either.
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Darrin, why don't
you try to relax
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and eat your breakfast?
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What would you like?
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Darrin, breakfast
is the... Thank you.
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Most important meal of the day.
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Black coffee is not enough.
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How about a nice, ripe banana?
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Oh.
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Oh, Darrin, please.
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I'm terribly sorry.
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I wasn't thinking.
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Darrin, please come back.
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Please?
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Larry Tate, please.
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Mrs. Darrin Stephens.
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Oh, hi, Larry.
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Oh, I'm fine.
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But I'm afraid Darrin isn't,
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so he won't be able
to go to work today.
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No, no, nothing serious.
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Let's just say he
isn't his usual self.
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May you speak with him?
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Uh, no.
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Why?
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Well...
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because he lost his voice.
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He's got laryngitis.
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Yes, that's what
he's got, all right.
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A very severe
case of laryngitis.
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Oh, I will, Larry. Thank you.
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Goodbye.
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Sweetheart, Larry wishes
you a very speedy recovery.
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Good morning, Samantha.
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Mother, there's
something I have to tell you.
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Good morning Derwood.
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Darrin. Whatever.
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You recognized him.
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I'd know Delbert anywhere.
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I just left your Aunt Clara.
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Poor dear, she
feels terribly guilty.
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Samantha, should you
allow him to sit on the sofa?
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He'll shed hair all over it.
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It's his house.
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He can shed hair
wherever he wants.
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How remarkable.
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A writing chimpanzee.
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"Tell her to get lost."
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Who, me?
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Mother, What?
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I think our problem amuses you.
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Oh, Samantha, how
can you say such a thing?
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You're my children.
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You're my daughter,
he's my son-in-law.
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I love him very,
very, very much.
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Don't be a hypocrite.
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You didn't love him before,
why would you love him now?
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He needs me.
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He also needs something
to go out and play in.
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Oh, that's adorable.
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Come on, Precious.
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Try it on.
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Oh, Darrin.
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Did I insult him?
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He probably thinks it would
make him look like a sissy.
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I hate to criticize a man
when he's down, Samantha,
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but Donald always struck
me as being overly sensitive.
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His name is Darrin.
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Mother, What?
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Would you stay here
and take care of him?
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I have to go out for a while.
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You want me to
be a chimp-sitter?
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Yes.
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I'll be back in
less than an hour.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, well, I haven't
got time to tell you now,
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but believe me,
it's very important.
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I'll be back in a little bit.
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Thank you, Mother.
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Don't stay and sulk
up in your room, David.
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Come on down.
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Mother Endora will comb you.
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Oh, come on, now.
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You want to be a
pretty chimp, don't you?
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Good morning. Good morning.
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You're Samantha's mother.
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We met in Paris.
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Oh, that's right.
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And you're, uh...
I'm Larry Tate,
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Darrin's boss.
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Oh, of course.
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Please come in.
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I'm having lunch
with a client of Darrin's
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and I'll need
Darrin to brief me.
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Oh, I'm aware he has laryngitis,
but he can write me notes.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes, he can.
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I'll tell him you're here.
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If you'll excuse me?
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Ah... Forgive me for barging in,
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but Mr. Tate wants to see you
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so you can write him
notes about a client.
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Why not?
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Darrin, it's me, Larry.
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I want you to brief...
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Where is he?
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Abner, I whipped up a
batch of my icebox cookies
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and I'm going over to give
some to Mr. and Mrs. Stephens.
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Why do you want
to inflict suffering
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on such a nice couple?
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Abner, these cookies
are very unusual.
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I know. You make them
out of real iceboxes.
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Ah!
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00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,687
Darwin?
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Darwin!
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Here, boy!
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Here, boy!
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Come on home.
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Endora was only teasing.
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Well,
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he's probably hanging
around here somewhere.
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Abner, open up!
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Open up, Abner!
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Abner!
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Come on in, Sweetie pie!
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Come on! Come on in.
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Hey, get up here!
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That's it. That's it.
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I thought your sister
wasn't coming till next week.
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Don't make jokes.
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Shut the door so that
he doesn't escape.
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Golf cap and a tuxedo.
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He's ready for anything.
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I wonder why he was at
the Stephens' front door?
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Coincidence.
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He was wandering
around the neighborhood.
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Maybe he knows her.
236
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:10,032
Strange people
have strange friends.
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I wonder where he belongs.
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00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,424
He belongs in a zoo...
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and so do you.
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Will you please
give me the number
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of the Municipal Zoo?
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Abner.
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What?
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Abner, he looks familiar!
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I know he's a total stranger,
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but around the eyes
he looks familiar!
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Take your medicine, Gladys.
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Ah!
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Darrin?
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00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,958
Mother?
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Darrin, where are you?
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He's not here, dear.
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I've been looking
all over for him.
254
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,742
Well, where's mother? Well...
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She said she'd stay
here and take care of him.
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00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,146
Well, she isn't here, either.
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00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,282
Oh, Aunt Clara, I
have to find him.
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00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,550
Oh, dear. I know.
259
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,385
Don't worry, dear. Don't worry.
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I have my book of spells
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and sooner or later
we'll find the words
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that made a monkey
out of Darrin. Yes,
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00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,698
But are we going to find
the words to find Darrin?
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00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,000
Oh, Aunt Clara,
I don't even know
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00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,335
where to start looking.
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00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,569
Oh, yes.
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00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,905
Don't you worry,
dear. Don't you worry.
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00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,842
He'll probably come
swinging in here any minute.
269
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,076
I certainly hope so,
270
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,812
because I have something
very important to tell him.
271
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:30,813
Yeah?
272
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:34,550
I've just been to the doctor.
273
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,453
Aunt Clara, we're
going to have a baby.
274
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,988
We are?
275
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,489
Darrin and I.
276
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,992
Oh, my dear. Oh, my dear.
277
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,793
Well, that's marvelous.
278
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,062
It's marvelous.
279
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,530
Oh, dear.
280
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,531
Thank you, Aunt Clara.
281
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,533
Oh, dear. Oh.
282
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,236
I'll be a Great Aunt.
283
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,238
You've always been a great aunt.
284
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,639
And Endora is
going to be a Granny.
285
00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:00,542
Oh, I can hardly
wait to see her face
286
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,878
when we tell her.
287
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,779
Yes. Well...
288
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:07,483
Aunt Clara, I think
perhaps I better be the one
289
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,751
to break the news to mother.
290
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,474
Oh, she'll be hysterical.
291
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,555
Yes, I know.
292
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:17,126
That's why I want to be
the one to pick the right time
293
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,660
and the right place to tell her.
294
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:19,762
Now, do you understand?
295
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,431
Oh yes, of course,
dear. Of course.
296
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,334
First I have to tell Darrin,
297
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,591
wherever he is.
298
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,209
Even though we don't
know who you are,
299
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,979
we can't have you wandering
around loose, can we?
300
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,447
So, here's your new home
301
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,205
with three nice playmates.
302
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:07,176
Oh?
303
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,045
Oh, that's marvelous.
304
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,414
Yes, yes. Thank you very much.
305
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,504
My, you certainly work fast.
306
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,619
My guess was right.
307
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,888
A stray chimpanzee was
reported in the neighborhood
308
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,524
so a man from the zoo
came over and got it...
309
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,492
Him. Ooh.
310
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:27,295
Darrin is safe and
sound locked in a cage.
311
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,430
Who turned him in?
312
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,199
I forgot to ask.
313
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,734
I'll pop over and get him out.
314
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,869
Now, Aunt Clara, you wait here
315
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,337
and keep going
over these spells,
316
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:36,905
and try to come up
with the right one.
317
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,607
I'll be back with
Darrin as soon as I can.
318
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,408
Now, wait a minute, dear.
319
00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:42,666
Remember your
condition, and fly carefully.
320
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,170
It's brilliant!
321
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,921
Darrin?
322
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,278
Darrin?
323
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,949
Which one of you
is Darrin Stephens?
324
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,366
Oh, Sweetheart.
325
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,635
I'm glad you're safe.
326
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,004
But why were you
sitting in there all alone?
327
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,194
Why don't you mingle?
328
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:33,217
"I feel, fundamentally, we
have very little in common."
329
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,521
Charles Darwin
wouldn't agree with you.
330
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,402
All right, Sweetheart.
331
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:41,625
I'll unlock the door.
332
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:48,744
Eureka! Eureka!
333
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,846
Eureka!
334
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,281
Aunt Clara, I thought you were
going to wait for us at home.
335
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,282
Yes, I know.
336
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:55,417
But I was so excited!
337
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:58,142
I was so excited, I had
to see you immediately.
338
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,323
Thank you, dear.
339
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,324
I found it!
340
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,393
I found it!
341
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,863
The exact original words?
342
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,699
It's in volume nine.
343
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,202
Aunt Clara,
344
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,904
maybe you better tell
me and let me do it.
345
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,105
No, I want to redeem myself.
346
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,472
Yes, I know you do, Sweetheart,
347
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:18,673
but I think perhaps...
348
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:21,865
Rafino, delino, selino!
349
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,852
Oh, for goodness sakes.
350
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,116
Oh, marvelous. Now
he can't even write notes.
351
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,059
Here, let me do it.
352
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,295
Where is this thing?
353
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,695
"Aba-daba-daba Daba-daba-uba
354
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:45,467
"Uba-duba-duba Uden-eyo
Decapito zipidaro."
355
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,302
Oh, thank you.
356
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:50,794
Itsy-bitsy Weeten-dotten
357
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,115
At last. Oh.
358
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,572
I wasn't even close, you know.
359
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,890
Hey, you get out of
there immediately.
360
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,624
Wise guy, huh?!
361
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,426
Teasing innocent chimpanzees!
362
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,361
Don't you know you
can make them neurotic?
363
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:14,830
I'm sorry. It won't
happen again.
364
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,231
You bet it won't.
365
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,733
I should place you
under citizen's arrest.
366
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:20,037
Oh well, ah...
367
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,107
Well, I'm going to take this
368
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:28,265
because if I don't, you'll
just spend it on whiskey.
369
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,285
Hi.
370
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,486
Hi.
371
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,844
Samantha, I am usually a
very tolerant person, but...
372
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:46,195
Aunt Clara, may we have
a few words in private?
373
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,363
Yes. You and me? No.
374
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:51,188
Darrin and I. Oh.
375
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,402
Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
376
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:58,907
Well, I think I'll go home
now and revise my diary.
377
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,197
Well, ahem...
378
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,503
One, two, three, Height.
379
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,853
Oh well, it's a nice day.
380
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:15,057
You know, I... I
think... I think...
381
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,314
I think I'll walk.
382
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,719
Darrin, I think we should talk.
383
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:27,469
You bet your sweet
life we should talk.
384
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:28,970
Sam, it's through.
385
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,139
Finished!
386
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:32,741
Do you realize what
I've been through today?
387
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,476
First of all, I was
turned into a chimp.
388
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,478
Then I had to climb out a
window to avoid my boss.
389
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,514
Oh, Darrin, I know
it's been very trying.
390
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:39,648
Trying?
391
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,517
Have you ever been
hugged by Gladys Kravitz?
392
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,386
And then I end up
in the zoo. Darrin...
393
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,355
And then, to top it all off,
394
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,856
I'm rejected by
the other chimps.
395
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,492
Oh, Darling, why?
396
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,593
Why? Who knows why?
397
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:52,861
Maybe because of the suit,
398
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,930
they think I'm some kind
of a millionaire chimp.
399
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:55,964
Who knows?
400
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,332
I'm telling you one thing, Sam,
401
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,401
this is the last time that
spooky family of yours
402
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,238
is ever going to make
a monkey out of me.
403
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,574
Darling, I have something
very important to tell you.
404
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,676
Samantha, this is important!
405
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,245
I love you, but I can't go...!
406
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,280
Darrin, if you love
me, you'll listen.
407
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,915
Listen to what?
408
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,605
I think you better sit down.
409
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:23,191
Okay, what's so important?
410
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,327
I'm going to have a baby.
411
00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:26,516
Good.
412
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,034
You're what?
413
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,624
I'm going to have a baby.
414
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,406
You're kidding. Honest.
415
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,774
I saw Doctor Anton this morning
416
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,310
and he said the
test was positive.
417
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,645
I didn't tell you before
418
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,546
'cause I didn't want
you to get your hopes up.
419
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,737
Congratulations, Pop!
420
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,552
A baby.
421
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,388
Our very own baby.
422
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:53,412
Mm-hm.
423
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:55,979
Well, Sam, that's...
424
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,582
Sam, that...
425
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:12,374
Sweetheart, I'll try to be the
best father there ever was.
426
00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:13,442
You will be.
427
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:14,898
Now, let's go home.
428
00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:23,018
They want to congratulate me.
429
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,553
No, I don't think so.
430
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,922
I think they just
want to say goodbye.
431
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,045
I'll say goodbye.
432
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:38,656
Aww.
433
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,330
What's the matter?
434
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:49,511
Sam. Hm?
435
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,601
Will we have a little witch?
436
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:55,150
Well, it might be
a little warlock.
437
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:58,020
There's no other choice?
438
00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:01,789
Or then on the other
hand, it might be a plain,
439
00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,392
lovable, mortal baby.
440
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:06,495
But you don't have any
advance information?
441
00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,930
Darrin, I'm a witch,
not a fortune-teller.
442
00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:11,299
We'll just have to wait and see.
443
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,535
Oh, I can hardly wait.
444
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:14,624
Neither can I.
445
00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:27,549
Oh, hurry up,
Sweetheart, we'll be late.
446
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,093
Coming!
447
00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:41,663
Wow-wow-wow!
448
00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:42,698
You like?
449
00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:44,266
I like.
450
00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:46,201
Now we got two things
to celebrate. What?
451
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:49,037
Our first wedding anniversary
and our first future baby.
452
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:50,706
All right, I'm
ready to celebrate.
453
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,796
Oh, wait a second.
454
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,090
Oh, I love you too.
455
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,232
Oh, hi, Mrs. Kravitz. Hello.
456
00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:18,600
I wondered if you knew anything
457
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,436
about the chimp I
caught here today.
458
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,137
Chimp?
459
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:23,171
Yes.
460
00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:24,406
Cute little thing.
461
00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:28,031
He was wearing a
tuxedo and a golf cap.
462
00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:33,103
Yes. Go on, Mrs. Kravitz.
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