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[intro music playing]
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♪ It's Zeroman ♪
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♪ It's Zeroman ♪
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♪ It's Zeroman ♪
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♪ It's Zeroman ♪
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♪ Save Fair City ♪
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[music finishes]
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[dramatic music]
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[tires screeching]
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Oh, for [horn
honks] sake Leslie,
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get your [horn honks] over here,
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and don't forget my suitcase.
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Coming, Mother.
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[grunts]
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Oh great.
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You've already made
me late for my bus.
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All right, well,
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looks like you're all
set to go away from me.
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Don't worry about
me, I'll be fine.
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Mother, please don't leave me!
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Whose meals will I make?
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Whose laundry will I do?
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I'll only be gone
for the weekend!
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Yes, but it's a long weekend.
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Not long enough.
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Leslie B. Mutton, get up
and stop being such a baby!
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You're 64 years old.
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Not for three more weeks!
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Whatever, try living
for once and loosen up,
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especially on my leg!
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Here, have a sucker.
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[car speeding away]
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One, two, three,
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[static sounds]
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[glum music playing]
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Les, hey, Les!
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Mother, is that you?
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Do I sound like a
90 year old woman?
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It's Ty, get your
butt down here!
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[Robotic Voice] Genetic
bum print accepted,
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engaging poop-chute.
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All right Gary, it's
time for your nap.
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The adults have some
real work to do.
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Work, what kind of work?
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Has something happened?
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Should I start limbering up?
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Yes, out with it, Ty.
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Is there an emergency,
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or is this just
another practice drill?
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Neither, but if
there was an emergency,
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we'd be in trouble.
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Look at you, you're a mess.
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I just can't
believe she's gone.
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You know what you need Z-man?
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A day off!
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Don't worry about a thing,
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because O-Boy will
cover for you.
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I'll just need your
suit there, and,
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Forget it, Gary!
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The mayor specifically
asked for Zeroman,
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not his sidekick,
Captain Failure.
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Now, go on.
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Maybe it'll help you to
get your mind off things.
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Yes, Mother, I mean Ty.
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Out, out, and away.
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And before I knew
it, she was gone,
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out of my life for
the whole weekend!
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In addition to the
regular attractions,
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this year the magna-con world
exhibition traveling road show
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plays host to the world's
most powerful super magnet:
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The big mag!
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[yells]
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I'm determined to
get on with my life.
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Bruce says you can't teach
a new dog old tricks.
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And as I am sure
you know, Zeroman,
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a magnet of this magnitude,
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could attract some
unwanted attention.
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It would be disastrous if it
fell into the wrong hands.
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In addition to your
zero-abilities,
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we've hired a security
guard who's so good,
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it's like he has eyes
in the back of his head!
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I saw that!
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Thank you for
traveling with us,
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and I hope you enjoy the
R&R weekend bus tour.
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Woo-hoo, I'm sure I will!
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After you.
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[snoring]
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Now, if you could all
just take your seats,
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we'll be off for your rest
and relaxation weekend.
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A seniors' weekend?
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No!
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I am particularly proud
of this year's improvements
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to the concession stands.
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We managed to outsize
our supersize lattes
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to the super duper supersize!
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Yeah, it sounds super, Todd.
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[screaming]
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I'm sure all these
improvements will go a long way
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to impressing the world's
most dynamic magnet magnate.
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Chick Magnet, really?
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Chick Magnet is coming
here to Fair City?
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[cell phone ringing]
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Hello?
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[Man On Pone] Les Mutton?
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Yes, this is
Les, who's calling?
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[Man On Pone] Alpha Beta, VHS!
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Chick, Chick Magnet, how's
my old college brother?
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How do you think?
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I'm a successful
magnet magnate, Les.
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That means I'm rich
and attractive.
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[laughing]
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Same old Chick.
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Say, do you remember the
time we snuck into the,
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Les, the reason I called is
that I'm blowing through town
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for the big convention and I
figured I'd cut you a break
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and let you show me a good time!
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Just like the old days.
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What do you say?
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Golly, there's nothing
I'd like more Chick,
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but Mother's out of town
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and I'm not supposed
to have friends over.
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Since the old hen
has flown the coup,
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what better time for Chick to
fly home and rule the roost?
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Well, parties are
in strict violation
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of the house rules and,
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You need to loosen up.
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Don't think of it as
breaking the rules.
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Think of it as making your
mark, being your own man.
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What do you say brother?
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I say Alpha Beta VHS,
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party at my place
for Chick and Les.
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I'll see you tonight, brother!
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Not if I see you first.
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Same old Chick.
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Same old Les.
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Yeah, I remember the time we
snuck into the science lab.
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How could I forget it?
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It was the day you
changed my life forever.
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[Les] Oh gee, Chick,
I don't know about this,
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sneaking around after hours
is in strict violation
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of campus rules.
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You want to make it into
the frat, don't you brother?
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Alpha Beta VH-yes!
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[scary organ music and grunting]
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Are you here for
the extra credit?
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[screaming]
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Chick, you better get in here.
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I don't know which one you want.
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Phew, that was a
close one, Chick.
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Maybe we should go back.
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Aha, so that's why
I'm in the dark.
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Let there be light.
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[zapping]
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[Chick screaming]
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Did you say something, Chick?
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[zapping and screaming]
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I could have sworn
you said something.
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[evil laughing]
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Les will provide me
with a perfect alibi,
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after I get my hands on you.
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Alpha Beta VHS, brothers
first, then screw the rest!
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[evil laughing]
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[splashing]
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What are you doing?
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A pinata?
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I'm sorry, Ty.
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My iris is a little rusty.
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What is this, a party
for five year old kids?
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Well, it just so happens
that this is a party
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for Chick Magnet.
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I don't think you
should be throwing a party
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for a jerk like Chick Magnet.
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The guy's a user, Les.
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He's not your friend.
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Oh yeah, well
you're just jealous,
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jealous and stupid,
you stupid head.
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Aren't you supposed
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to be guarding the big
mag tonight, as Zeroman?
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The big mag is being
well taken care of.
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I have my top man on it.
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No, you can't be serious!
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Can I help you?
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Event secure, officially
sanctioned by Zeroman himself.
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Stand back and watch how the
professional secures the area.
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Activating lasers now!
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[zapping]
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What are you looking at?
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I hope Chick likes
his punch strong.
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I want this party to
be as wild and crazy
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as the parties Chick used to
throw back in college days.
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Hand me those loot
bags, will you?
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Trust me, Les, if you
want this party to be a hit,
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you really need to think
about juicing it up a bit.
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You may be right Ty, and a
special appearance by Zeroman,
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I'm sure will wow
my buddy Chick.
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And this is my grandson,
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enjoying his first
corn on the cob.
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That's it, I can't
take it anymore!
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Is this what you
people think is fun?
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This bus isn't taking us
to our graves, you know.
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You'd think that with what
little time you have left,
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you'd wanna live a
little, have some fun!
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These are our golden
years, people.
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Society may force us to sit,
but we need to make a stand!
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Get up on our feet and
let the world know,
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that we're as old as hell,
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and we're not gonna
take it anymore!
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[shouts of agreement]
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[Bus Driver] Please
remain in your seats!
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[Les] Some party, aye Sally?
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Yeah, some party.
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Check it out,
Mother never allows me
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to have the music
higher than four.
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I hope no one calls
the authorities.
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[Les laughing]
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It's great to see
you loosening up, Les,
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but with your mother away,
don't you find being all alone
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in a big, lonely
house a bit, lonely?
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Well, I am an only child,
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which means I've gotten pretty
good at playing with myself.
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[record scratches]
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[car speeding]
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Chick's here, Chick's here!
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Hi, Chick, hi!
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[upbeat music playing]
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Hi Chick!
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Same old ignorant Les.
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Same old Chick, we've got
a lot of catching up to do.
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It's how much I make a week.
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But listen to me
babbling on about myself,
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why don't you babble on
about me for a while?
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Excuse me, Chick, I need to
talk to Sally for a moment.
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Phew, thanks Les.
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No need to thank me.
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Isn't he great?
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He's the coolest guy I know!
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Have you seen his van?
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How'd you like
the nickel tour?
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I say she's sold, Chick.
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Show it to her good!
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Okay, maybe I
will take the tour.
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I've never seen
Chick so happy!
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Just think how happy he's
gonna be to meet Zeroman!
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All right, let's do
some more sugar, baby!
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[cheering]
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I said sit down!
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I mean it now, don't make
me turn this bus around!
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I know what you must
be thinking, Sally.
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You're thinking, why
would someone as fabulous
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as me want to show the
inside of my luxurious van
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to someone as ordinary as you.
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But if magnets have
taught me anything,
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it's that opposites attract.
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Yeah, that's really
profound, Chick,
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but I should be
getting back to Les.
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Les and you, you and Les?
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Oh, yes!
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Me and Les, Les and me.
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We've been close, close friends
for a long, long, long time.
260
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I'll just let myself out.
261
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:47,245
[zapping]
262
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,250
What are you doing,
are you crazy?
263
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:53,000
[evil laughing]
264
00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:56,041
You and my mother were
right Ty, I need to loosen up.
265
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:58,001
Chick is having a great time
and the party is going well.
266
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,630
And guess what, your
tofu dip is a big hit!
267
00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:02,035
And Chick took Sally to his van.
268
00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:03,581
Maybe they're just talking
269
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,003
or looking at his van, because
it's a pretty cool van.
270
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000
And I wish I could see
what it looks like inside.
271
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,250
[slapping sound]
272
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,130
Settle down, Zero,
and no more punch!
273
00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:11,455
You know what sugar does to you.
274
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,998
Sorry Ty, can't stay and chat.
275
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000
Zeroman has got to
go up to the party
276
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,210
and see what's going on,
277
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,828
cause Chick is dying
for him to show up,
278
00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:18,213
and he's still in the van,
so I should go check on him,
279
00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:20,128
because maybe he's thirsty
or hungry or something.
280
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,535
I'll see you later!
281
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:25,003
[van creaking]
282
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000
You're wasting
your time, Uberchick.
283
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,040
You can't pull away
from the chick magnet.
284
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,791
I mean it, Chick,
this is way out of line.
285
00:13:33,791 --> 00:13:35,631
Just what do you
intend to do with me?
286
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:37,205
Don't flatter yourself.
287
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:41,288
I only need you and Les to act
as my alibi for the evening.
288
00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:45,211
After I steal the big
mag, I'll be invincible.
289
00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:47,378
You really are crazy.
290
00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:48,995
What do you think
Les is going to say
291
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,630
when I tell him all this?
292
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,785
It's going to be hard
for you to tell your side
293
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,421
of the story, once you're gone.
294
00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:59,626
[tense music plays]
295
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:02,998
[van creaking]
296
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:09,000
[crowd cheering]
297
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:17,133
Zero, how can you just
sit here doing party tricks
298
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:19,075
while Sally is in
there with Chick?
299
00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:20,753
Doesn't it bother you?
300
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,790
Why should my best girl
and my best friend getting
301
00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:24,381
to know each other
better bother me?
302
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:26,995
Chick always told me,
when the van's rocking,
303
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,040
don't come knocking.
304
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,421
I assume that's because
of its instability
305
00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:33,626
and because Chick didn't
want me to be in harm's way.
306
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,210
Good old Chick.
307
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:40,000
[cheering]
308
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,130
[zapping]
309
00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:56,375
The big mag, you look
good enough to eat.
310
00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:59,543
Two all copper coils, special
poles, lead conductors,
311
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:02,961
and Ferris coolant on
an electromagnetic base.
312
00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:04,328
Stop right there!
313
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:07,133
Step away from the big mag
and turn around slowly.
314
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,250
Zeroman, Gary's in trouble!
315
00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:12,710
I just received an
emergency signal
316
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:13,998
from the convention center.
317
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,250
Say no more, Ty.
318
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,960
You're in charge
of the party now.
319
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,788
Out, out, and away!
320
00:15:19,791 --> 00:15:22,921
Don't forget to
refill the tofu dip!
321
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:27,706
[Jaundice] Yellows
again deary, take it off!
322
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:31,670
[cheering]
323
00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:33,416
Okay, that's it, trip's over!
324
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,286
I'm turning this bus around!
325
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,038
[grunting]
326
00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:41,001
[tires squealing]
327
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,040
[zapping]
328
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:53,998
[grunting]
329
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:58,995
Hey, Zeroman, what
took you so long?
330
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,920
Gary, this is not the
time to be hanging around.
331
00:16:01,916 --> 00:16:03,746
I just got a call that
there's trouble here.
332
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,670
Now what's the situation,
who needs my help?
333
00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:07,706
Duh, me!
334
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:10,458
Yes, hi Gary, we
already went through that.
335
00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,628
Now, what seems
to be the problem?
336
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:15,625
[Gary sighs]
337
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,745
[Chick] I'm loving this!
338
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,170
Be cautious, Z-man.
339
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:21,036
I'm detecting a severe
electrical disturbance.
340
00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:23,001
Don't do anything
until we figure out
341
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,710
what this guy is up to.
342
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:25,998
What seems to be
the trouble citizen,
343
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,040
burn chills, power
surge, faulty wiring?
344
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:31,001
Did the breakers trip?
345
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,630
But hey, don't listen
to me, Ty's never right.
346
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:37,325
I can feel it
filling me with power!
347
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:40,003
[evil laughing]
348
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,750
Chick Magnet!
349
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:46,170
Well, well, well,
if it isn't Zeroman.
350
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:50,326
Well, if it
isn't Chick Magnet,
351
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:53,673
the well known magnet
magnate whom I'm meeting
352
00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:55,076
for the first time ever.
353
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:58,333
The first time
and also the last!
354
00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:01,043
Farewell Zeroman.
355
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,000
Okay, nice to see
you're packing things up.
356
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Let me know if you need a cab
and if you need directions,
357
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
I could sketch a map or,
358
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:18,996
[tense music]
359
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,000
Glad we could finally
hang out Zeroman.
360
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,000
This is no time
for levity, Gary.
361
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000
My zero-abilities are useless
362
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,790
against these pesky horseshoes
363
00:17:32,791 --> 00:17:35,041
Zeroman, come in, Zeroman!
364
00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:37,461
Ty, I can't come in right now.
365
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:38,958
I'm still out here dealing
366
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,748
with some kind of
diabolical horseshoe trap.
367
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,880
Why, are we out of the tofu dip?
368
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,665
They're not
horseshoes, Zeroman.
369
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,576
They're high powered
super magnets.
370
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,003
I've just done a quick
search on the net,
371
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,000
and if you heat those magnets,
they'll lose their power.
372
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,170
Zer-ific, then all I need is
to find some source of heat,
373
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:59,076
something extremely hot
and scalding of temperature
374
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:01,633
to break free of
these mighty magnets.
375
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:02,995
Gary, any ideas?
376
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000
[sipping coffee]
377
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,670
That's it, nice work, Gary!
378
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:08,376
Pass me that rotisserie hot dog,
379
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:10,415
and I'll use it to
heat up the magnets.
380
00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:12,576
[Ty] Or you could
use the hot latte
381
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,543
that Gary has in his other hand.
382
00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:17,041
Right, smart thinking, Ty.
383
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,791
Throw it on me!
384
00:18:18,791 --> 00:18:21,001
[yelling]
385
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:25,420
[Ty] No, throw the
liquid on the magnets!
386
00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:27,706
[dripping]
387
00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:36,001
[zapping]
388
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,960
Poop, the magnetism
is jamming my signal!
389
00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:40,288
Play time's over Check.
390
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:41,921
I didn't want it
to come to this,
391
00:18:41,916 --> 00:18:43,996
but I'm afraid you'll have
to put that magnet down.
392
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,580
The gift shop is
a great selection
393
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,003
of reasonably priced souvenirs,
394
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,460
if that's what you're after.
395
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,880
Actually I have a
better idea, Zeroman.
396
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:55,995
Join me, together we can end
this destructive conflict
397
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,920
and rule the world
as brothers, as one.
398
00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:01,416
I'll never join you, Chick.
399
00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:03,626
Even though Mother thought
you were a good influence
400
00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:04,625
on me in college.
401
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,250
You have a mother?
402
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:12,040
Your idiocy betrays you Zeroman.
403
00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:15,881
Yes, a mother who is
away for the weekend.
404
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,995
She's gone away
for the long weekend.
405
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:22,131
I mean, I don't know what
you're talking about.
406
00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:25,415
Oh well, then I must have
you confused with someone else.
407
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,078
[zapping]
408
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,383
No, my glasses!
409
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,125
Aha!
410
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,165
[clanking]
411
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:41,536
It's too bad, really, we
could have been brothers.
412
00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:44,131
I don't want to
fight you, Chick.
413
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:46,325
I know there's some
good in you, somewhere.
414
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:49,251
[evil laughing]
415
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,380
Same old Les.
416
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:55,995
Naive, easy to crush, Les!
417
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
[zapping]
418
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,830
Now you will feel the power
419
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:06,003
of the world's most
powerful magnet magnate!
420
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,750
[evil laughing]
421
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,293
[yelling]
422
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:23,293
Super duper, super size,
double, double the go.
423
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:24,711
Nice work, Z-man!
424
00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:26,498
The heat from that
latte de-magnetized
425
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,000
that magnetic meddler.
426
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,245
He's melted!
427
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,500
Farewell, my friend.
428
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,710
I will avenge your death.
429
00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:42,998
[Ty] Zeroman, come in Zeroman!
430
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,460
It's an emergency!
431
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:47,748
This is about Jaundice, and
she's on her way home right now!
432
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,880
Brother, oh no, the party!
433
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:50,875
Wait for me!
434
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,330
[mustard squirting]
435
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,673
Gotta beat Mommy
home, gotta beat Mother.
436
00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:59,626
[spy music playing]
437
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,830
Zeroman, pleasure to meet you.
438
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,883
The burgers need at
least another minute.
439
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,995
[car squealing]
440
00:21:19,958 --> 00:21:21,378
Smells great!
441
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:22,915
Call for takeout, trust me!
442
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:29,458
[upbeat music]
443
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,288
Phew, I beat her.
444
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,881
Now to clear this place out.
445
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,035
All right, people,
the party's over.
446
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:36,881
Let's call it a night.
447
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:39,995
The hell you
will, nobody move!
448
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,710
[cheering]
449
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:46,878
Oh, Zeroman, it's you!
450
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:49,575
It's so nice to have
you in my home again.
451
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:51,543
Can get you anything,
a cold drink,
452
00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:53,251
a warm snack, anything!
453
00:21:54,708 --> 00:21:56,078
[slapping]
454
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:59,003
Stop that, you're using
that panel improperly.
455
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
[Uberchick] Is
anybody out there?
456
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,880
Les, Zeroman, anybody!
457
00:22:04,916 --> 00:22:07,416
[upbeat music]
458
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,920
♪ Zeroman, here comes Zeroman, ♪
459
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:25,000
♪ Zeroman, hell
town has started, ♪
460
00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:28,578
♪ Looking for a hero man, ♪
461
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:31,003
♪ Five, four, three, two, one, ♪
462
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,130
♪ Here comes Zeroman! ♪
463
00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:38,730
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