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[police sirens]
[drums beating]
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[fast-paced music]
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♪ Its Zero Man ♪
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♪ Ba, da, ba, da ♪
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♪ It's Zero Man ♪
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♪ Ba, da, ba, da ♪
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♪ [crowd clapping] ♪
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♪ It's Zero Man ♪
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♪ Ba, da, ba, da ♪
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♪ It's Zero Man ♪
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♪ Ba, da, ba, da ♪
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♪ Save Fair City ♪
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[microphone thuds]
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♪ Ba, da, ba, da ♪
[crowd clapping]
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[fire blazing]
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♪ [heroic music] ♪
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[birding cawing]
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[water bubbling]
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[bird squawks]
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Ha ha, oh
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Great gleaming blowholes
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[water splashing]
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Ha ha, easy big fellow.
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I'm here to help you.
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My field tested kinship
with all God's creatures
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tells me that something
is troubling you.
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[tale flaps]
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[distressed screaming]
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This is worse than
some tainted tuna.
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That big fish has gone bad.
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[head thuds]
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But, I refuse to do him harm.
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I must rely on my
zero intellectives
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to get through to him in a
language only he can understand.
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[horn blows]
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Which roughly translated means,
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"Me, your friend. Me
mean you no hurt."
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Or, "Whales suck and blow".
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Ooh. That one I
don't like as much.
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[whale groaning]
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[frightened scream]
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[body thuds]
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[straining cry]
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[ZeroMan] Beast
beached himself.
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Stand back.
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He needs oxygen, and lots of it.
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[loud farting]
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[inhales]
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[whale straining]
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This is your blowhole, right?
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Because I hardly know you.
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[victorious music]
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[tale slaps]
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Whoa!
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[girls screaming]
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[Les] Farewell,
my dear friend.
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I'm glad we had the chance
to get to know one another.
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Bon Voyage!
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All's whale that ends whale.
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[humored laugh]
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Les, where have you been?
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Our 15 minute break
is almost over.
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Oh um, sorry Sally.
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Oh, but nature called and
I had to answer. [chuckles]
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Are you all right?
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You look beat.
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Well it was quite a
struggle. Took a lot out of me.
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I even blew a hole in
the changing room wall.
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Okay.
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Oh well, maybe we can come
down here again sometime
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when we're off duty.
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Why would we do that?
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If there's no mail to
deliver, what's the point?
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You know, for fun.
Just you and me.
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Uh, you mean like a play date?
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Something like that.
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But I'd have to check
with mother first but,
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I'd say that it was safe to say-
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[Dick] I got it. I got it.
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[body thuds]
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Boo-yah. The catch of the day.
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Touchdown for Big Dick.
[coughing]
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[football thuds]
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Dick. I thought I smelled ham.
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Don't we get enough of
your crap down at work?
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Yeah, but it's my day off.
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And I could ask
you the same thing.
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What's a Uberchick like you
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doing sharing a
blanket with this?
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[Dick] I thought you
were ZeroMan's girl.
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[record scratching]
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I'm not ZeroMan's girl.
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Well, then that
means you're available.
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And this mailman
is all male, ma'm.
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[muscles squelching]
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[Les] Alright, there Dick.
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Enough's enough.
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You've had your fun, now
leave the girl alone, okay?
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And what if I don't?
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You think you're man
enough to handle me?
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[Dick] Huh, mutton?
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[Les] Oh, I'm man
enough all right, ZeroMan.
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But we must keep our
identity as ZeroMan a secret
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and remain true to our vow
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of only using our Zero powers
for the good of man kind.
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And never for personal reasons.
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Not even just this once,
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because Dick has been asking
for it for a long time.
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[Dick] Hah. Are you having
a senior moment there, mutton?
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Huh?
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Oh, what?
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I said, what are
you gonna do about it?
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Old man.
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Well, what am I
going to do about it?
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Oh. [laughs]
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I'll tell you what I'm
going to do about it.
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[gasps]
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I'm going to turn
the other cheek.
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Both cheeks in fact.
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Come on, Sally.
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Hm, gee Les.
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For a minute there,
I really thought
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you were gonna put that
blow-hard in his place.
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Believe me Sally. A part
of me really wanted to.
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[Les] But, not the manly part.
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[upbeat guitar music]
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[Jaundice] Oh, did Leslie
have another bad day?
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Yes, mother.
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Well, here's two vents
worth of cheap advice, son.
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[Jaundice] Get used to it.
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You've been a goody-two-shoes
all your life.
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It's too late to
grow a spine now.
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Yes, mother.
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[Jaundice] I mean, I'd
remind you to tackle that
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sink full of dishes and
ring out my laundry.
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But, I don't know if you're
man enough to handle it.
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Yes, mother.
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I'll get right on it.
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Mother of Rike. I've been
a push over all my life.
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And I'm tired of it.
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Tired of being so darn
good all the time.
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Constipated by my
odd cat virtue.
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This once, I'd like
to be a regular guy.
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One that can cut loose
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and let the smooth,
loose Les out.
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Come out.
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[Computer Voice] Malfunction.
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Nerve center firewall breached.
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Computer infected.
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[Gary] Whew, boy, what a day.
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I'll tell you, the life of
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a 10 year old
multimillionaire is no picnic.
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[Ty] Argh. Tell it
someone who cares, Gary.
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We've got a virus.
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[computer beeping]
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[Ty] And we got it thanks
to someone using the system
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for his own selfish reasons.
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Hey, the association
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for the appreciation of
O-Boy is not self serving.
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It's a valuable and
informative website
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honoring O-Boy and
O-Boy related issues.
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Created by you.
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Well, I am my biggest fan.
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Well, congratulations.
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So far, your site has
attracted zero hits
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and one massive worm.
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[Ty] A worm that's thrown
our whole system out of whack.
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[Computer Voice]
Poop-chute initiated.
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Malfunction eminent.
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The poop-chute.
Oh, no. No. No.
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Not now, Les. Not now.
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[computer zapping]
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[wall crumbling]
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Oh, ZeroMan, are you okay?
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[maniacal laughing]
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[Les] Whoa-
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[bodies crashing]
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I'm sorry. Have I
dropped in at a bad time?
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Oh my God.
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There's two of them.
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Two times ZeroMan.
Two ZeroMans now.
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That's zero men.
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Nobody likes a grammar-suck.
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[fist punching]
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Stop hitting myself.
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[evil laughter]
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Cut it-
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Ow-
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I'm telling-
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Make him stop-
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[scared laughter]
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I don't believe this.
I mean, what happened?
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[loud music]
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Two ZeroMen. One
good and one bad.
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[yells and groans]
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It must have been the virus.
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When the computer blew it
must have split him in two.
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This isn't good.
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No, its bad.
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Its very, very bad.
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They can't be allowed
to get out of our sight.
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The ramifications
of this evil ZeroMan
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getting out into the
world would be disastrous.
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[glass shattering]
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If you're looking for
that big meanie, he left.
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He left? What do
you mean he left?
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What, why? Was that wrong?
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Should I have gone with him?
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No. We needed you
two to stay here.
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Who knows what
he'll do out there.
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So you-
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you hate me, don't you?
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[weeping]
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How soon before you
can fix the computer?
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[tormented crying]
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Not soon enough.
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[heroic music]
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[evil laughter]
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[tires screeching]
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[dice rolling]
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[menacing music]
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[dice rolling]
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[evil laughter]
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Here kitty, kitty.
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[cat meowing]
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[child crying]
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[evil laughter]
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[evil laughter]
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Boy that evil
ZeroMan is ruthless.
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I don't know whether
to hate it him
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or hire him to run my company.
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This isn't funny, Gary.
If we don't stop that nut,
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ZeroMan's reputation
will be ruined.
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It will be the end
of all of this.
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If its gone,
what happens to me?
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I've got a lot
invested in this place.
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Could this be the
end of Plucky O-Boy?
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Unless we can find a
way to get evil Z-Man
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back here and put
everything right again,
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then, yeah. You can pretty
much kiss O-Boy buh-bye.
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Will someone please
change the channel?
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I just know this is
gonna give me nightmares.
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[weeping]
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[Jaundice] Leslie!
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What have you done?
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There's filth and food and
dirty dishes everywhere.
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You come out of there
right now. Do you hear?
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Right now!
[fists pounding]
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Hey, mommy dearest.
Shut your gob.
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I'm not the one who's hard
of hearing around here.
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Leslie. How dare you talk
to your mother that way.
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And how dare you bring
pets into my house.
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Hey, relax old
girl. Take a pill.
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These aren't pets.
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They're not?
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Heck no. They're
food for my snake.
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[snake hissing]
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Leslie. You get that
thing out of my house.
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Whatever you say mother.
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What in the world
has come over you?
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You're looking at the new
Les now. Get used to it.
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But, Les. What
about the snake?
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And your breakfast?
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Two words.
265
00:10:57,666 --> 00:10:58,876
[Evil ZeroMan] Eat it.
266
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,575
[snake slithers]
267
00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:05,543
[police sirens]
268
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,460
What's the situation?
269
00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:14,918
An evil ZeroMan,
with hostages.
270
00:11:14,916 --> 00:11:16,956
Uh-huh. That figures.
271
00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:18,078
Everybody back.
272
00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:20,003
This looks like a job for O-Boy.
273
00:11:21,791 --> 00:11:23,791
♪ [triumphant music] ♪
274
00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:24,751
[police sirens blaring]
275
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:25,960
[uneasy music]
276
00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:27,668
[Evil ZeroMan] Thanks
for opening early.
277
00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:29,746
Ill just let myself out.
278
00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,580
[metal crashing]
279
00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:35,003
[daunting music]
280
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,880
Hey, scumbag.
281
00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:37,665
[Ty] Ty to O-Boy.
282
00:11:37,666 --> 00:11:38,956
Come in O-Boy.
283
00:11:38,958 --> 00:11:40,288
Have you got him?
284
00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:43,961
Oh, I've got him, alright.
Right where I want him.
285
00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:45,708
One squeeze of this here trigger
286
00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:48,578
and Evil ZeroMan will
be a quivering puddle of yellow jelly.
287
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:49,963
Hah-hah.
288
00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:52,998
[Ty] Don't be an
idiot, you idiot.
289
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,460
We've been over this already.
290
00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:56,248
You have to bring
him back alive.
291
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,170
We need him in one
piece. Capisce?
292
00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:02,996
Fine. You're right.
Ill be right there.
293
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,710
[Evil ZeroMan]
Ty's always right.
294
00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:09,038
Geez, wouldn't your
life be a lot better
295
00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:12,001
without Ty Cheese
holding you down?
296
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,170
I know mine is.
297
00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:17,245
[car alarm beeping]
298
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,960
Oops. I hope you
didn't need that.
299
00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:21,328
No, it was-
300
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:25,043
due for service anyway. And
if you're gonna finish me off,
301
00:12:25,041 --> 00:12:28,001
at least let me die
with dignity, okay?
302
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,630
And make sure all my
fans at ataboy.com
303
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:34,995
know that I took it in
the ear, on the chin.
304
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:40,000
[crying] Like a man.
305
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:43,251
[laughing] Geez, talk
about asking for it.
306
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:46,630
I've got a better idea kid.
307
00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:49,205
[evil laughter]
308
00:12:50,666 --> 00:12:51,996
[Computer Voice]
System threat eliminated.
309
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,420
Computer operational.
310
00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:55,996
You fixed it, yay.
311
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000
Can I get you a
beverage? A hot tall?
312
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,130
You certainly earned it.
313
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:01,785
Thanks, but no.
This isn't over yet.
314
00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:04,001
We still need Gary to
come through on his end.
315
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,380
[machine booms]
316
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,745
Hi, Gary. Tell
us about your day.
317
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:11,580
Yeah. Gary. Tell us.
[stressed laughter]
318
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,503
I'd be curious to know
a few things myself.
319
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:16,500
Like, starting with, where
the heck is Evil Z-Man?
320
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,250
Hm, I decided to let him go.
321
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:21,710
There's been a slight
change of plans.
322
00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:24,248
A change of plans?
Listen up, Gary.
323
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:27,000
I make the plans around
here. Understand?
324
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,210
Not anymore, you don't.
325
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000
[fretful chattering]
326
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,580
Gary, put that down.
You'll hurt someone.
327
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:36,503
Yeah, Gary.
328
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,000
What do you think you're doing?
329
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,000
Something I should have
done a long time ago.
330
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000
I'm cutting the cheese.
331
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,670
Bye, Ty.
332
00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:47,996
[laser beaming]
333
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:52,080
Oh yeah, it feels
good to be bad.
334
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:53,883
Don't it, kid?
335
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:54,625
Oh yeah.
336
00:13:57,291 --> 00:13:59,331
[cheerful music]
337
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:01,883
Hey, Uberchick,
listen to this one.
338
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,995
Happy Birthday Sheldon.
339
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
[gleeful laughter]
340
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,170
As if anybody would be
happy with a name like that.
341
00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:10,456
[laughter]
342
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,998
Hey, do you want
to get us fired?
343
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,880
You can't open
other people's mail.
344
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:15,165
The mail is sacred.
345
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:17,206
Les Mutton taught me that.
346
00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:19,668
It's also empty.
347
00:14:19,666 --> 00:14:20,996
Have you lost your mind?
348
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000
What's wrong with you lately?
349
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,630
Nothing a little
female can't handle.
350
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,035
What do you say?
351
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:31,001
I say that hair dye has
soaked through to your brain.
352
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,420
If you ask me, I don't
like this new Les.
353
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,003
Listen, Sally.
354
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,420
This new Les takes what he
wants, when he wants it.
355
00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:40,746
[watch beeping]
356
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,000
What do you want, kid?
357
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,750
I'm in the middle of
wrapping something up.
358
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,040
It's your other half.
359
00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:48,171
After seeing what's happened
to Ty, he's gone nuts.
360
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:48,996
He's hysterical.
361
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:52,576
He won't stop screaming.
362
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:55,003
[afflicted screaming]
363
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,210
Then, stick to the plan.
364
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,998
What about all of his misery?
365
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,540
Only ZeroMan can wack ZeroMan.
366
00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:02,541
I'm just a sidekick.
367
00:15:02,541 --> 00:15:04,001
In training.
368
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,830
[sighing] Never send a
boy to do an evil man's job.
369
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,003
Fine.
370
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000
I'll be right there.
371
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,960
[frantic screaming]
372
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:15,288
Scream all you want, brother.
373
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:18,961
There's not a sympathetic
ear for miles around.
374
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,081
[punch thuds]
375
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:25,003
[Gary] I wouldn't say
that. Would you, Ty?
376
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,630
Heck no, Gary.
377
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,075
I'm a very good listener.
378
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:29,253
Ty's alive.
379
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,380
He didn't go bye-bye.
380
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:32,745
Ty's alive?
381
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,000
Why?
382
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,630
Why didn't Ty go bye-bye?
383
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,125
I guess I missed.
384
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:41,125
Never send a boy to
do an evil mans work.
385
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:44,575
Why you dirty,
no-good, double-
386
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:46,003
[laser beaming]
[screams]
387
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000
[smoke hissing]
388
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,290
We're sorry to put
you through all that
389
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:52,001
because we know how
sensitive you are.
390
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000
But, it was the only
way to lure him back.
391
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Lure me back?
392
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,040
To do what?
393
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,000
[chair screeching]
394
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:06,003
[machine whirring]
395
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,960
[heroic music]
396
00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:10,168
[tree crunching]
397
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:12,826
[heroic music]
398
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:15,333
[air whirling]
399
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,630
[loud farting]
400
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:19,915
[key clinking]
401
00:16:19,916 --> 00:16:23,206
[cameras flashing]
[crowd cheering]
402
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:25,248
Ah! Oh, no. Turn it off.
403
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:27,000
What are you doing to me?
404
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,460
Its pretty
technical, actually.
405
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,458
But by bombarding
your mind with images of
406
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,288
kindness and
super-good behavior,
407
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,291
we hope to recondition you
408
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:35,251
as a force of good.
409
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,040
Not evil.
410
00:16:36,041 --> 00:16:38,331
Or destroy you trying.
411
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,003
[water dripping]
412
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,130
We'll know in the next
three or four hours.
413
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:47,001
Four more hours of this?
414
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,995
So, Gary. Tell me again
415
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,420
why you had all these
restraints built into my chair?
416
00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:54,996
Oh. [chuckles]
417
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,750
Oh, look. Dolphins.
418
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,000
[dolphins splashing]
419
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,290
You fool. Can't you see?
420
00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:05,251
You can't kill me
without killing him.
421
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,960
Owie. Ow.
422
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,998
Oh, make it stop.
423
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,380
It hurts. It hurts.
424
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:13,995
It hurts!
425
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,420
Hey what's the matter buddy?
426
00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:17,496
Too many sour gums-
427
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,830
Oh crap.
428
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:19,833
I think he's right.
429
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,173
We can't destroy Evil ZeroMan
430
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,996
without killing
the good one too.
431
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,250
But, what if this
doesn't destroy him?
432
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:28,540
I mean, what if it just
makes them both rally nice?
433
00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:30,711
Then we're stuck
with two of them.
434
00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:33,628
[strained screaming]
435
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:34,995
[body thuds]
436
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,290
[groaning]
437
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,165
[evil laughter]
438
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,576
He's loose. And
really, really mad.
439
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,583
ZeroMan. Do something.
440
00:17:46,541 --> 00:17:47,581
[hand slaps]
441
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:49,883
You're our only hope.
442
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:52,575
[frantic crying]
443
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:54,958
[loud screaming]
444
00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:56,918
Nothing and no
one can stop me now.
445
00:17:56,916 --> 00:18:00,996
The new ZeroMan is here to stay.
446
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,250
Then after I take
care of you two,
447
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:08,250
I'm going to take real
good care of Sally.
448
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:10,290
My Sally?
449
00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:12,001
No.
450
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,750
My Sally.
451
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,000
Soon to be the
evil Mrs. ZeroMan.
452
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,830
[evil laughter]
453
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,455
Oh you terrible man.
454
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,710
Nobody talks about
Sally like that.
455
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:28,998
You take that back,
you big savage.
456
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,830
[punches thudding]
457
00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:35,173
Does he always
talk like a waitress?
458
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:37,996
Here, let me show you
how to throw a punch
459
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,630
like a real ZeroMan.
460
00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:43,496
[punch thuds]
461
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:47,000
[drums beating]
[frantic screaming]
462
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,630
Boy, talk about
beating yourself up.
463
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:51,785
And with both of
them immune to harm,
464
00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:53,671
this could take awhile.
465
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,376
[frantic screaming]
466
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:59,245
[heavy rock music]
467
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:05,668
[water splashing]
468
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,916
[struggled groaning]
[heavy rock music]
469
00:19:07,916 --> 00:19:08,996
Ouch.
470
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,420
Got any queens.
Crap, you know I do.
471
00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:16,126
[beating guitar music]
472
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,830
This hitting has got to stop.
473
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,750
It only proves that
violence solves nothing.
474
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,170
You're right.
475
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,996
We're both too invincible.
476
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,630
[body thuds]
477
00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:33,625
[guitar screeching]
478
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:38,671
Just imagine what
a team we'd make.
479
00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:40,376
What are you saying?
480
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,825
I'm saying join me.
481
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:47,833
Together we'll rule the world
as the invincible Zero couple.
482
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,705
Yes.
483
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:54,998
What?
484
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,210
Togetherness is the answer.
485
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:59,038
I will join with you.
486
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,463
Hey, hey, hey. Whoa.
487
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:04,708
I'd keep your pants on.
488
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:05,998
I'm not that crazy.
489
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,996
Divided we stand.
United we sit.
490
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Yes. Good thinking ZeroMan.
491
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,420
If the affected
computer split them,
492
00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:17,206
then a virus free system
should return them to normal.
493
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:20,668
Well, thanks Captain Obvious.
494
00:20:20,666 --> 00:20:23,956
Oh, you fool.
You'll kill us both.
495
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:25,328
I don't care.
496
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,673
If I can't have you inside
me, I don't wanna live.
497
00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:30,131
Ah, no.
498
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:31,495
No!
499
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,420
[computer beeping]
500
00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:38,496
ZeroMan, is it you?
501
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,830
Say something.
502
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,713
What's with all this smoke?
[coughing]
503
00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:45,998
Smells like more of
Ty's incense burning,
504
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,290
or that I left my wood
burning kit on again.
505
00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:50,461
Its him alright.
506
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,998
It's okay, ZeroMan, really.
507
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,330
Everything's fine.
508
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:56,083
Yeah, just the
way it should be.
509
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:59,003
Well, almost everything.
510
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,670
Just to be sure, why
don't you take a load off.
511
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
Let's see what we can
do about this 'do.
512
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,165
So you see, Sally,
513
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,876
as a result of that virus,
514
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:12,575
and the hair-dye
soaking into my head,
515
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:15,753
I just haven't
been myself lately.
516
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,130
Its okay, Les. Really.
517
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,625
I'm just glad you're
your old self again.
518
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,035
Although, I have to admit,
519
00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:24,751
it was nice to see the bold,
outspoken Les for a change.
520
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:28,080
Who's to say that that Les
is completely gone, Sally?
521
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:31,003
Because this Les has
something bold and outspoken
522
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,500
to say to you.
523
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,830
Yes, Les?
524
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:34,793
[watch beeping]
525
00:21:34,791 --> 00:21:36,001
Oh, my beepers going off.
526
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:40,495
We've got a domestic
cry for help, ZeroMan.
527
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:44,040
An elderly woman
trapped by a snake.
528
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:46,041
Oh, right.
529
00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:49,001
Oh, it's past his feeding time.
530
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,460
Les, what is it? What's wrong?
531
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:53,381
Relax, Sally.
532
00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:54,745
Nature calls, gotta go.
533
00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:57,958
Not completely gone he says?
534
00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:01,328
Ha, same old Les.
535
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[ZeroMan bouncing]
536
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:08,630
[funky guitar music]
537
00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:12,126
♪ Zero ♪
538
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:15,625
♪ Man ♪
539
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:19,995
♪ Here comes hero man ♪
540
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,500
♪ Zero ♪
541
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,710
♪ Man ♪
542
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,878
♪ Countdown has started ♪
543
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:28,745
♪ Lookin' for a hero man ♪
544
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,000
♪ Five, four ♪
545
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,290
♪ Three, two, one ♪
546
00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:34,381
♪ Here comes ZeroMan ♪
547
00:22:34,431 --> 00:22:38,981
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