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[police sirens and
upbeat music playing]
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It's Zeroman.
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[jazzy music]
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♪ Bada bada ♪
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It's Zeroman.
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♪ Bada bada ♪
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[applause]
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It's Zeroman.
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♪ Bada bada ♪
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It's Zeroman.
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♪ Bada bada ♪
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[jazzy music continues]
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♪ Save Fair City ♪
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[jazzy music continues
along with police sirens]
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♪ Bada bada ♪
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[sizzling]
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[intense music playing]
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[Zeroman] Gangway! Excuse me.
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Make a hole!
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Man of zeal, coming through.
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Oopsie! Mind your toes.
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Pardon my wieners.
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Don't squeeze the buns.
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Wow, Zeroman,
with all that food,
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I bet you're stuck and
have to stave off hunger
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in some starving third
world country, huh?
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Uh, no, no, not exactly.
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Or feeding the
poor and the homeless
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for some other noble
super heroic cause, huh?
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No, no. I just needed
to pick up a few things.
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Three cheers for Zeroman
and his noble cause!
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[Crowd] Hip Hip Hooray! Hip
Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray!
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Hooray for Zeroman!
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I'm really kind of in a hurry.
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I hope you don't mind pennies.
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One cent, two cents,
three cents, four.
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You done a good job
with the shopping, Son.
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I'm borderline proud of ya.
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Oh, thank you, Mother.
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But I feel a little guilty.
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We, we've got enough food here
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to feed a starving
third world country!
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Or, or so I hear.
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We are gonna be feeding a
third world country, ya mook!
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Otherwise known as
the Mutton family.
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Oh, is every Mutton coming?
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Every Mutton except your
cousin, handsome Harry Mutton.
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Such a darling boy, and
handsome, and successful.
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If only you could be more
like your cousin Harry.
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Well, you know, Harry's
far too big and important
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to come to a silly reunion.
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Harry's so busy he can't
even pick up a phone.
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[phone ringing]
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[Harry] Great news, Auntie.
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I can make it to the
family reunion after all.
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Yes! Harry's coming.
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Normally my big, important
job would've kept me away,
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but I've got a bigger,
importanter job now, in Fair City.
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Harry's got a new
job in Fair City.
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You can stay right here
with your favorite auntie.
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Your cousin, Les, will clean
out his room this morning.
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[news channel music]
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These surrounding weather
systems are a result
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of unusual activity
in the chromosphere,
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leading to an unexpected
nocturnal inversion.
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But right here in Fair City,
it will be sunny and clear.
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You can depend on it.
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[laughing]
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Yeah. So dependable.
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And on behalf of everyone
here at Channel 7,
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I would like to thank
Dependable Derby Dinkle
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for 17 years of dull,
but dependable weather forecastration.
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It's all your
retirement, old friend.
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Retirement?
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What do you mean retirement?
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I'm not retiring.
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This is ridiculous.
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Preposterous! Unhand me!
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Release me!
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You'll rue the day you crossed
Dependable Derby Dinkle!
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You can depend on it!!
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And now here's a fella
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who doesn't know an
aneroid barometer
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from a backdoor thermometer,
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but he's one good looking guy.
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Your future favorite weatherman,
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Handsome Harry Mutton.
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[Gasp!]
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Les, your cousin is the
new Channel Seven weatherman,
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but he's already my
favorite weatherman.
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I'm just wild about Harry!
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Oooo!
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[news channel music playing]
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Ohhhh
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♪ I'm just wild about Harry. ♪
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For years, it's been nothing
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but Handsome Harry this,
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and Handsome Harry that.
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And, "Why can't you be
more like Handsome Harry?"
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Ugh!
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Well you two are kind of
actually alike, you know?
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Oh, right, I wish.
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Handsome Harry is
just so darn handsome,
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and smart, and charming,
and sophisti, phisticated,
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and good with words.
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And I'm, I'm nothing
like him, Ty.
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And now he's gonna
be living in my town,
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in my house, in my bedroom,
wearing my pajamas?
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Well, I don't have
to stand for it.
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Or take it sitting down.
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And that's why I'm gonna
handle this like a man,
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the man of the house.
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I'll show mother.
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I'm running away from home.
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Running away from home?
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You're running away from home?
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Good for you, Z-man.
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That'll show her.
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That's what I'd do
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if I had a mother of
a mother like yours.
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And don't worry
while you're gone,
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cuz I'm pumped and ready
to fill your shorts
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as Fair City's resident
crime kicker as
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[beep]
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O-Boy!
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Cool it, Gary.
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Zeroman's not running away.
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He's 64 years old
for God's sakes.
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Not for three more weeks.
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I can handle it.
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Really? I can.
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I'm ready.
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O-Boy.
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I know, I know.
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Heroes never whine.
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Now go to your room.
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All right, fine.
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But I'm breaking
stuff on the way.
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He's really a
good little old boy.
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[crashing and breaking sounds]
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Oh, yeah, great kid.
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But the point I'm
trying to make here is
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you can't run away
from your problems.
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Nobody's gonna treat
you like an adult
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until you stop
acting like a baby.
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Zounds. That's
quite an insight, Ty.
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I'll do it.
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I'll stand up to that devilishly
handsome cousin of mine.
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I'll even stand up to Mother.
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Leslie! Les Mutton!
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I thought I told you
to clean out your room!
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LESLIE!!!
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Urrrggggghhhh! Coming mother.
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I'll be right out!
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I'm coming! I'm coming!
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All right!
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I'll act like a man and
go clean my stupid room
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for my stupid cousin.
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Stupid cousin, Harry.
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That big, charming,
stupid dumb head
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for whom everything
always works out!
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Way to take it like
a man there, Zeroman.
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Good stuff.
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[intense music playing]
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For 17 years,
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I created Fair City's
famously fair weather
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with my weather
creating laboratory.
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They think they could
force me to retire?
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And I did it just to be nice.
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And it was really,
really nice of you, too.
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Well, no more Mr. Nice Dinkle.
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From now on, I am a
mad and evil genius,
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henceforth to be referred to as
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The Humidifier!
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I'll just remove your
glasses for you, Sir.
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We wouldn't want people to
recognize you, now would we?
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No, we wouldn't.
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Good thinking, Ms. Shapenform.
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Now, if you will bring
me my radar gloves.
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[suspenseful music plays]
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[metal doors sliding open]
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[zapping]
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A radar glove that gives me
the power of weather control
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in my fingertips!
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With which I will
destroy the credibility
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of Channel 7's favorite
new weather man,
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Handsome Harry Mutton.
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[zapping]
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[explosion]
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My word, how impressive.
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I think someone is going rue
the day they ever crossed you.
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Oh they'll rue,
they'll really rue.
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You can depend on it.
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[maniacal laughter]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Oh my, I do enjoy a good laugh.
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Now then, before we make
Handsome Harry rue the day,
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let's give the world
a little demonstration
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of my remarkable
power, shall we?
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[metal doors sliding open]
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[Ms. Shapenform] Ooooweee!
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Take that famous
world landmarks!
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[electrical noises]
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[wood snapping and crashing]
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[zapping noises]
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[melting]
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[whooshing]
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[ominous music playing]
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Saints, preserve us.
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What a devastating
display of power, Sir.
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[maniacal laughter]
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I'll bet the Fair City mini
park will to close for a week.
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More like two!
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[maniacal laughter]
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It's about time you got up,
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your cousin's been up for hours.
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That's right, Cousin.
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You know the old saying:
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The eager beaver
catches the worm.
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[smacking]
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Ahhh!
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What are you doing?
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That bacon's for your cousin?
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It's a list of errands
I need you to run
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for the family reunion.
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I'd love to help out, Cousin,
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but I'm having my teeth
waxed this morning.
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I have to look my
handsomest for my new job.
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Well that shouldn't
be too hard.
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Oh you.
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[laughter]
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[peppy music starts playing]
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Well, I'm busy too.
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I have a job, you know?
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Your cousin works
in television, Les.
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He needs his bacon.
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It's an essential
public service.
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More essential than the mail?
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[loud laughter]
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How come I have to do all the
dumb, stupid running around?
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[indistinct]
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At least Sally
offered the help out.
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Sally, you say?
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[doorbell rings]
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I'll get it.
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[crashing noises]
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Ooof!
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You must be Sally.
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I'm Harry. Handsome
Harry Mutton.
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Oh, right.
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You're the new weatherman.
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I've always been fascinated
with meteorology.
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Well, I don't know
much about asteroids,
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but I do know that you, my dear,
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must have fallen
straight from heaven.
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Hmm.
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Sally! Hi!
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[smooching sound]
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Ahhhh
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[laughter]
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Yuck! Ugghhhh!
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Uh, we have a lot to do
today, so let's go, okay?
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Bye, Cousin.
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[Sally] It was
nice meeting you.
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This is so not fair.
266
00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:18,876
How come I have to do all the
dumb, stupid running around
267
00:10:18,875 --> 00:10:19,995
and not Harry, huh?
268
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,040
It's his dumb,
stupid reunion too.
269
00:10:22,041 --> 00:10:25,001
Les, did you forget to
change out of your pajamas?
270
00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:28,001
They're, they're not pajamas,
271
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000
they're... active wear.
272
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,420
Oh, because it
seemed as if you were
273
00:10:32,416 --> 00:10:33,746
in an awful rush to leave,
274
00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,670
like you didn't want me
talking to your cousin.
275
00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:39,036
[laughing] What? Oh,
don't be silly, Sally.
276
00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:40,671
I mean, why would I, ughh...
277
00:10:40,666 --> 00:10:42,166
You liked him didn't you?
278
00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:43,326
He seemed charming enough.
279
00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:46,253
Oh, he's charming all right,
280
00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:47,710
I've heard it all my life.
281
00:10:47,708 --> 00:10:49,038
"Why couldn't you
be more like Harry?
282
00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:52,581
Harry's just so darn charming
and handsome and smart.
283
00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:55,003
We're just wild about Harry."
284
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,750
Jeez. Sorry.
285
00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:58,790
I didn't know this was
such a sensitive area.
286
00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:02,131
Ohhh, it's
sensitive and touchy.
287
00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:04,995
It's one of my most sensitive
and touchy areas of all!
288
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:09,000
I, I just, hate
that Handsome Harry!
289
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,210
Okay. But I don't see why.
290
00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:13,538
If anything, you two
are exactly alike.
291
00:11:13,541 --> 00:11:15,001
Please stop the car.
292
00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,000
[brakes squealing]
293
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000
Sally, I think it's
best if we split up now.
294
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,420
Here you go to do half
of the to-do list,
295
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:24,126
and I'll go to do
the other half of
296
00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:26,325
the to-do things we
need to do today.
297
00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:27,463
Apart.
298
00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:28,998
Whatever you like, Les.
299
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000
But unless that means we're in
for six more weeks of winter,
300
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000
maybe you should button
your pajamas first.
301
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000
Oh, thank you.
302
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000
And, they are active wear.
303
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,040
[jazzy music playing]
304
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,213
Aha! The time is at hand.
305
00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:51,998
My moment to prove to Fair City
306
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,630
that they should have
appreciated me a little more.
307
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,580
Handsome Harry is about
to start his live report,
308
00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:00,083
Mr. Humidifier.
309
00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:02,133
It's not Mr. Humidifier,
310
00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:03,955
it's The Humidifier.
311
00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:04,748
Oh, sorry, Sir.
312
00:12:06,791 --> 00:12:07,961
He's on!
313
00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:09,748
Turning to the
Channel 7 weather board,
314
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,210
it appears that
Fair City is socked
315
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:15,328
by, um, these little
floating thingies,
316
00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:18,003
L's and H's, mostly.
317
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,420
And as you can see,
318
00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:22,206
there are several of these
squigglies here and here,
319
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:25,998
and what looks like
upside down V's.
320
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,000
So don't forget your V screen.
321
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,380
I am ready, Ms. Shapenform.
322
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,495
Tell me when!
323
00:12:33,958 --> 00:12:35,998
I really can't make
sense of any of this,
324
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000
but I'll tell you one thing,
325
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,380
it's a beautiful, sunny day,
326
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:40,995
and it's gonna stay that way,
327
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,670
because everything works out
for Handsome Harry Mutton.
328
00:12:43,666 --> 00:12:48,666
Now, The Humidifier! Now!
329
00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,998
[zapping noises]
330
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,500
[ominous music]
331
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:56,000
Although we might experience
some sudden darkness,
332
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,420
[wind whooshing]
333
00:12:57,416 --> 00:13:02,376
followed by extremely
c-c-c-cold temperatures,
334
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,420
[zapping noise]
335
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,996
and some localized
lightning strikes,
336
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,790
because you know, weather
can be so unpredictable.
337
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,708
Help, Mommy!
338
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,081
[screaming]
339
00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:18,543
Now that I've
totally destroyed
340
00:13:18,541 --> 00:13:20,041
Handsome Harry's
professional credibility,
341
00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:23,291
I will wreak vengeance
on the rest of Fair City!
342
00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:24,581
[zapping]
343
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:26,583
Just the west, Sir?
What about the East?
344
00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:28,003
And the North, and the South?
345
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,540
Ohh! You mean the
rest of Fair City.
346
00:13:30,541 --> 00:13:31,501
Sorry.
347
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,000
[zapping noises]
348
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000
[ominous music continues]
349
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,750
[wind whooshing]
350
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,750
For years, it's
been nothing but
351
00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:52,130
Handsome Harry this,
and Handsome Harry that
352
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:53,075
Ahhhh.
353
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,503
[wind whooshing]
354
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,210
[exciting music begins playing]
355
00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:58,998
[wind whooshing]
356
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,960
[banging]
357
00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:12,418
[exciting music continues]
358
00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:31,665
[metal clanging]
359
00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:33,996
Thanks to the heroicalness
of the Man of Zeal
360
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,170
the sudden weather
related emergencies
361
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,536
caused very little
property damage.
362
00:14:38,541 --> 00:14:41,881
Now we are joined by Channel
7's brand new man of weather,
363
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,995
Handsome Harry Mutton.
364
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:44,830
Thank you, Billy.
365
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,213
I must apologize,
366
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:48,288
but when that unpredictable
lightning struck earlier,
367
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:50,001
my contact lenses melted.
368
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,250
So if my fans don't mind,
369
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,710
I'll have to wear
370
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,418
these rather unfashionable
reading glasses.
371
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:55,206
[suspenseful music begins]
372
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,828
Good gravy!
373
00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:59,003
Handsome Harry Mutton
374
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,080
Is Zeroman!
375
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:01,883
I should've know!
376
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:04,035
Why couldn't you
[smack] be Zeroman?
377
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,631
[screaming in agony]
378
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,705
[sneeze]
379
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:12,003
Boy, your super allergies
really are acting up.
380
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,250
I've been tracking these
strange weather disturbances.
381
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:16,080
They seem to be
caused artificially.
382
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:19,503
Emanating from a power source
somewhere in Fair City.
383
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,250
Meaning?
384
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,880
Meaning
385
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:25,205
we might just have a new,
super villain on our hands.
386
00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:29,000
And lately, seeing every
place that's any place,
387
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,790
is Channel 7's own
Handsome Harry Mutton.
388
00:15:32,791 --> 00:15:34,541
And not only is Handsome Harry
389
00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:36,501
a suave and handsome
weather guy,
390
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,000
He's the Man of Zeal, to boot.
391
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,250
Another Channel 7 exclusive.
392
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,670
[zapping]
393
00:15:42,666 --> 00:15:44,996
Oh dear. - If Handsome
Harry is really Zeroman,
394
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:48,003
however, will we
ever destroy him?
395
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,000
Even a hurricane couldn't
blow the man down.
396
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,750
Precisely why I have
created this, Ms. Shapenform.
397
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:58,000
My deadly fear-ometer,
398
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,080
which can precisely
identify a person
399
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:02,003
sick with weather phobia.
400
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,290
Then all I have to
do is create it,
401
00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:07,001
and Handsome Harry
Zeroman will run away
402
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,290
like a scared little girl.
403
00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:10,331
[maniacal laughter]
404
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:13,003
[upbeat music playing]
405
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,330
Say hello to Red
Mutton, Fred Mutton,
406
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,673
Moe Mutton, Chuck Mutton,
407
00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,576
Stretch Mutton,
Annie May Mutton,
408
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,003
and the double Bills,
409
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,250
Bill and Bill Mutton.
410
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,210
[in unison] Hi.
411
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,998
Yes, hi, my pleasure.
412
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000
It's so nice to meet you, both.
413
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,880
Oh, I just can't wait for
Harry to meet you, Sally.
414
00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:32,165
He's so handsome, and
smart, and charming,
415
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:33,916
and just so perfect for you.
416
00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:34,996
And he's Zeroman.
417
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,130
I have met him, actually.
418
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,875
[gasp] There he is!
419
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:38,745
[squealing]
420
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,420
He's here! He's here!
421
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,876
[helicopter propellors whirring]
422
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:46,075
[upbeat music continues]
423
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,133
Handsome Harry.
424
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:48,875
We're just wild about Harry.
425
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:49,825
Woohoohoo.
426
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:50,753
Well, I'm not,
427
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:53,000
and I'm Zeroman, not him.
428
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,710
And I can't take it anymore, Ty.
429
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,288
I'm telling Sally.
430
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:57,751
Oh no, you won't.
431
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,250
You have a brewing
crisis to avert.
432
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,170
Now focus!
433
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,376
And here, look at these buns.
434
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:07,003
The energy source is
close and getting closer.
435
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
I think our new villain
436
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,830
is going to strike right here,
437
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:11,003
in Zeroman Park.
438
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,580
Which means you have
to stay focused,
439
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,003
and be ready to act.
440
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,290
And show up Cousin Harry
in front of everyone.
441
00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:18,421
As the real Zeroman,
442
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:20,456
with O-Boy at his side.
443
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:24,128
No, but Gary and I will
stay focused on our end.
444
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:27,825
Ready to spring into O-Boy
action at a moment's notice.
445
00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:31,293
Now, to keep this army
of Mutton glutton's fed!
446
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,828
Now move it,
447
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:36,583
these burgers aren't gonna
serve themselves, you know!
448
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:39,253
[laughter]
449
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:42,670
[car motor running]
450
00:17:42,666 --> 00:17:44,786
I've got to fix
on Handsome Harry.
451
00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:45,581
[laughter]
452
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:47,003
Target locked!
453
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,330
And, firing!
454
00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:51,751
[zapping]
455
00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,956
According to the fear-ometer,
456
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:59,578
Handsome Harry's greatest
weather-related fear is...
457
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:01,003
Rainbows?
458
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,790
A weatherman who's
afraid of rainbows.
459
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,001
[laughing]
460
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000
Make me a rainbow!
461
00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:10,001
[laughing]
462
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:10,960
[gasp]
463
00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:12,208
Look! What a beautiful...
464
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,998
Rainbow!
465
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,830
Rainbow.
466
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,003
[screaming]
467
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Hey, Muttons, don't look now,
468
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,000
but I'm really gonna
rain on your picnic!
469
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:23,960
[whooshing and screaming]
470
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:26,878
You can depend on it!
471
00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:29,745
[people screaming]
472
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:33,998
Help!
473
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Oh, where's
Handsome Cousin Harry?
474
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,830
Only he can save us.
475
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,133
Where is Zeroman?
476
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:42,995
[suspenseful music playing]
477
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,960
Handsome Harry will save us!
478
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,998
I will say this
once, and only once.
479
00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:51,708
I am not Handsome Harry.
480
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,828
[sneeze]
481
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,500
I see you have conquered
your fear of rainbows, Zeroman,
482
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:05,000
but it seems your allergies
are really giving you grief.
483
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000
[zapping]
484
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:10,000
[suspenseful music continues]
485
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,130
[wind whooshing]
486
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:13,705
[zapping]
487
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:16,418
[loud sneeze]
488
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:17,206
I'm dying.
489
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:18,998
It's my allergies.
490
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,960
I can't, ehhh,
491
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,248
I can't defeat him.
492
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,540
[loud sneeze]
493
00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:27,381
Yes you can, and your
allergies are the key.
494
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,075
An analysis of your
snot-soaked handkerchief
495
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:33,713
has shown that you
now have super mucus
496
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:36,248
with super adhesive powers.
497
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,420
Super mucus?
498
00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:39,496
No, it's snot.
499
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:42,000
Yes, it is.
500
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,250
Trust me.
501
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,790
I can't believe I'm
shouting this right now,
502
00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:49,041
but you must fire
your mucus, Zeroman.
503
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,245
It's our only hope.
504
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:55,500
[Dinkle] Making the hope
for help won't help you now.
505
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:59,330
Prepare to be blown away,
Handsome Harry Mutton!
506
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:01,003
[suspenseful music continues]
507
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,170
For the last time,
508
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,456
I am not...
509
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:08,628
[loud, forceful sneeze]
510
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,375
[squishing and splatting]
511
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,785
[intense music playing]
512
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:22,995
[upbeat music begins playing]
513
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:23,790
I'm stuck.
514
00:20:23,791 --> 00:20:24,581
Unhand me!
515
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:26,043
Release me!
516
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:27,671
[struggling grunting noises]
517
00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:29,996
I've got you, The Humidifier!
518
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,130
[grunting]
519
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,125
Hold on!
520
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,415
[grunting]
521
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:35,826
I will release you!
522
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,003
My fear-ometer! You fool!
523
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:42,665
[Indistinct] It looks
like the glove are off.
524
00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:43,826
[forceful, loud sneeze]
525
00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:45,003
[laughing]
526
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,500
Oh, for God's sakes.
527
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:50,880
[crashing and clanging]
528
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,670
They're kind of getting away.
529
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,165
You see, we're away!
530
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,036
I told you you'd rue the day!
531
00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:00,291
[zapping]
532
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,290
You can depend on it.
533
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:08,631
[groaning]
534
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:11,325
[crowd cheering]
535
00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:15,541
Look, I told you before,
536
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:17,081
I'm nothing like Handsome Harry.
537
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:18,003
I am Zeroman, not Harry.
538
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:21,996
And I am me and he is he, see?
539
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,580
Is it gone?
540
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,463
Man, I hate rainbows.
541
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,748
Evil, threatening
things they are.
542
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:31,380
So, Handsome
Harry isn't Zeroman?
543
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:32,995
Well, there there Harry,
544
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,880
even though you're not Zeroman,
545
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:37,995
you're still handsome and
still my favorite Mutton.
546
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
[hopeless sigh]
547
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,790
Smile everybody.
548
00:21:40,791 --> 00:21:42,881
Only 10 seconds until we pop.
549
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:43,995
Where's Les?
550
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,710
Les! Get your
stupid mug out here!
551
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,040
That was close.
552
00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:52,001
What's that?
553
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,710
Oh, uhhh, this?
554
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:56,998
It, uh, I, I don't
know, it's stuck.
555
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,130
Say 'Mutton' everybody.
556
00:21:59,125 --> 00:21:59,995
[Crowd] Mutton!
557
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:04,915
[camera clicks and zaps]
558
00:22:04,916 --> 00:22:07,996
[Outro theme playing]
559
00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:12,251
♪ Zero ♪
560
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:16,000
♪ Man ♪
561
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:20,000
♪ Here comes Zeroman! ♪
562
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,670
♪ Zero ♪
563
00:22:22,666 --> 00:22:23,746
♪ Man ♪
564
00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:25,920
♪ Countdown has started ♪
565
00:22:25,916 --> 00:22:28,496
♪ Looking for a hero man ♪
566
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:31,380
♪ 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ♪
567
00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:34,575
♪ Here comes Zeroman! ♪
568
00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:39,175
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