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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,260 --> 00:00:08,740 I'm telling you, the government has a car that runs on water, man. 2 00:00:08,820 --> 00:00:12,300 They just don't want us to know, because then we'd buy all the water. 3 00:00:12,340 --> 00:00:14,820 Then there'd be nothing left to drink but beer. 4 00:00:14,900 --> 00:00:19,620 And the government knows that beer... will set us free. 5 00:00:22,060 --> 00:00:25,100 Hyde, you told us about the car a million times. 6 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:28,060 Can we please talk about how hungry and horny I am? 7 00:00:29,540 --> 00:00:32,820 I wish I had a lady made of pizza. 8 00:00:32,860 --> 00:00:35,740 Or a pizza made of boobs! 9 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:40,140 Yeah, hungry, check. Horny, check. 10 00:00:40,180 --> 00:00:42,620 It's getting a little old, Fez. 11 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:45,260 God, I feel like I'm Luke Skywalker, you know? 12 00:00:45,340 --> 00:00:48,260 Remember when he was living on Tatooine before R2 and 3PO showed up? 13 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:51,940 Just workin' on Uncle Owen's water farm all day. 14 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:55,700 Not even allowed to go into Toshie Station to pick up some power converters. 15 00:00:55,780 --> 00:00:58,380 Boring. 16 00:00:58,460 --> 00:01:02,260 Eric, enough with the Star Wars crap! 17 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,180 Whenever you talk about that stuff, I frown. 18 00:01:04,220 --> 00:01:06,220 And when I frown, my skin wrinkles. 19 00:01:06,260 --> 00:01:08,180 And if I get wrinkles, my free ride is over. 20 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:11,340 And I like my free ride! 21 00:01:11,380 --> 00:01:13,900 Yeah, we get it. You're good looking. 22 00:01:13,980 --> 00:01:16,620 Look, doesn't anybody have anything new to say? 23 00:01:27,860 --> 00:01:31,460 So there's this car that runs on water, man. 24 00:01:31,540 --> 00:01:33,660 It runs on water, man! 25 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,500 Okay, Nina, I brought you the special. 26 00:01:40,540 --> 00:01:42,660 One small soda, one medium popcorn... 27 00:01:42,740 --> 00:01:45,460 and one large Fez, dark and sweet. 28 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:50,740 Fez, you know I've had a lot of fun hanging out with you. 29 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:54,540 Hey, 37 times of fun, to be exact. 30 00:01:54,580 --> 00:01:58,060 It would've been 38, but you know- And then again, I apologize. 31 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:02,700 Now enjoy your meal. If you need me, I'll be smelling your neck. 32 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:07,380 Fe-Fez, I'm starting to feel like I need some space. 33 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,740 But I want you to know it's not you, it's me. 34 00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:16,020 Okay. Well, I guess tonight I'll be doing number 12,377 of the other thing. 35 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:21,780 That's sort of gross. 36 00:02:21,860 --> 00:02:24,420 Hey, it may be gross, but that's the way I learned how to count. 37 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:30,060 (Rock Group Singing) 38 00:02:51,060 --> 00:02:52,820 (Ends) 39 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:55,700 Hello, Wisconsin! 40 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,680 Six Million Dollar Man. 41 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:07,440 That's like a $20 jumpsuit and a $4 haircut. 42 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:11,720 Mmm. Where did all the money go? 43 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,920 I think we've seen this episode. Yeah. 44 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:20,000 And we were sitting in these exact same seats when we saw it. 45 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,040 Actually, you were sitting over there. 46 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,480 I remember, 'cause I could see up your skirt. 47 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:31,200 You guys, we do the exact same thing every day. 48 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,680 TV, snack, nap. It's- 49 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:37,320 You know what? This isn't a basement. This is a nursing home. 50 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,080 I know something new we could do. Jackie, Donna, get naked. 51 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,200 The rest of you guys back off and give us some room. 52 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:51,560 - Hello, friends of Fez. - Hi. Where's Nina? 53 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,360 She don't wanna hang out with me tonight. She said she needed space. 54 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,480 - [All] Ooh! - Uh-oh. 55 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:01,080 That's the same sound you guys made when I told you I was gonna grow my bangs out. 56 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:07,160 Fez, when a girl says she needs space, that means that she's dumping you. 57 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,360 You don't understand. She said it was her and not me. 58 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,120 - [All] Oh! - That ain't good. 59 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:15,480 - Oh, what's the big deal? - Oh, man, I can't tell him. 60 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:19,600 This is a job for someone who's cold, heartless and just inhuman. 61 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,560 Jackie, go for it. 62 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:27,920 Fez, when a girl says, "It's not you, it's me"... 63 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,520 what she really means is it's you. 64 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,600 - So I have really been dumped. - [Hyde] Yep. 65 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,760 And here's another tip. When a girl says she just wants to be friends... 66 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:40,840 it means she wants you to do stuff for her, but she's not gonna put out. 67 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,680 So, you know, heads-up on that one. 68 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:51,800 Yep. Women'll screw you over every chance they get. 69 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,720 That and breast-feeding. It just comes natural to 'em. 70 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:02,520 So, Hadji's girlfriend finally came to her senses. 71 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,520 What happened? She didn't wanna be a fifth wife? 72 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,240 [Laughing] 73 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,160 - Hadji. - All right. 74 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:13,040 Well, it's her loss. The girls in my Friday night cribbage game... 75 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,800 will be thrilled to have Fez back at the table. 76 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:19,320 You know what? At least Fez has a social life. Look at us. 77 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,880 We're hanging out with my parents. 78 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:26,800 Yeah, about that. Feel free to get the hell out. 79 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:31,040 Well, we can do better than this. 80 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,960 You guys, we're gonna graduate in two months... 81 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:35,600 and there is a whole town out there just waiting for us. 82 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:39,520 We just have to, you know, grab the bull by the horns. 83 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,280 Okay, but I tell you this from experience. 84 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:46,320 If we're gonna mess with the bull, we better have an escape plan. 85 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,920 Well, what are the popular kids doing tonight? 86 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:56,480 Well, I'll bet they're not hanging around with their parents... 87 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,360 giving them snarky looks. 88 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,720 I remember when the Brady kids got bored... 89 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:05,760 and then that fat kid Oliver showed up. [Chuckles] 90 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:09,520 It just all turned around. They got in a pie fight and everything. 91 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:13,240 You know what? Kelso might actually be onto something. 92 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,360 Maybe we should look for someone new to hang out with. 93 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,880 All right! We're gettin' a fat kid! 94 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,880 You know, instead of adding someone... 95 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,800 maybe you should think about weeding out a few. 96 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:32,560 Like you and you and... you. 97 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,280 - I'm your son. - I can't play favorites. 98 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:44,920 You know, if you're looking for a new friend, how about Lance Crawford? 99 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,040 He's such a nice boy. 100 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:49,800 Mom, Lance Crawford and I hate each other. 101 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:53,000 You're just obsessed with getting his mother's peach cobbler recipe. 102 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,880 Well, what kind of a woman keeps a recipe a secret? 103 00:06:56,960 --> 00:07:00,720 If that recipe were the polio vaccine, we'd all be in wheelchairs! 104 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:07,920 I don't like Lance Crawford. He's always staring at me in this really creepy way. 105 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,000 And this one time, I saw him fiddling around in my locker. 106 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:16,200 When I opened it, there was a rose inside, and my gym socks were missing. 107 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:20,080 Donna, a little advice. You're not gonna want those socks back. 108 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:31,320 I can't think of anyone new I wanna hang out with. 109 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:35,000 All the girls I know are either too snobby or too slutty. 110 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:39,080 Yeah, I'm not good with the snobs, but slutty's my bread and butter. 111 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:44,320 You know, what we need are people with stuff to offer, like Mark Herman. 112 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,640 He's got that dirt bike. I always liked him. 113 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:49,280 - Sold it last week. - That punk. He's out. 114 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:52,840 Hey, Carrie Gerber has a trampoline. 115 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,400 Carrie Gerber also has a big, hairy mole. 116 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,960 I don't wanna be bouncing around and get tangled up in that. 117 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:02,440 Eric. Eric. 118 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,440 Honey, there's someone here to see you. 119 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:09,520 Mom, if it's another one of Dad's Marine Corps recruiters, I'm gonna run away. 120 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,480 I swear. 121 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,960 Lance Crawford? Mom! 122 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,400 Hello, Eric. Your father and I were just discussing... 123 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:24,680 how unrealistically space travel is portrayed in Star Wars. 124 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,640 It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. 125 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:32,680 - You either buy it or you don't. - What a lively conversation. [Laughing] 126 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,920 - I'll get some sodas. - No, please. Allow me. 127 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:40,240 Why don't you stay here and chat with Mr. Unrealistic Space Travel. 128 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,440 Yes, I'd love to explain the practical impossibility... 129 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:45,600 of the so-called light saber. 130 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:48,280 You son of a bi- 131 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,840 Red alert, you guys. Red alert! Lance Crawford is in the building! 132 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,680 - I'm gettin' the hell outta here! - [Jackie] Wait, wait, wait. 133 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:02,360 - What if he sees us sneaking out? - Oh, Donna... 134 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,320 leave one of your socks behind. [Groans] 135 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,800 What? It'll distract him. 136 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,240 Nina, I thought we were so happy together. What happened? 137 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,400 Fez, right now I'm at a point in- 138 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,680 Oh, cut the crap, heartbreaker. 139 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,480 I want the truth! 140 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:29,240 Okay, the truth is you're too needy. 141 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,520 Too needy? 142 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,120 I'm sorry, but a man in his sexual prime has needs. 143 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:38,720 And you are lucky to have such a stallion at your disposal. 144 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,720 No, your needs are fine. 145 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,400 It's your neediness that's the problem. 146 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:48,920 - Then why didn't you say that? - I didn't want you to make a scene. 147 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,880 You didn't want me to make a scene? 148 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:57,040 You didn't want me to make a scene? 149 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,320 Ha! 150 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,720 You dump Fez! I dump fries! There's your scene! 151 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,040 Here's a dollar. Sorry about the scene. 152 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:19,640 Oh, poor Fez. Too depressed to leave his room. 153 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,280 - That's it. You guys, we gotta cheer him up. - Knock first. 154 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,200 If Fez is alone, I'm guessing he's not wearing pants. 155 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,920 Oh, awesome! Wait. Let's catch him. 156 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:39,640 - Oh, wow. - Wow! 157 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,600 Check out all this great stuff. 158 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,480 Oh, my God. Is that a race-car bed? 159 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,240 - I call shotgun! - Ay! 160 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,200 Oh! Fezzie, come on out. 161 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,120 I can't. I'm not wearing pants. 162 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,080 Told you! 163 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,760 Nina told me why she dumped me. She said I was too needy. 164 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:04,680 Am I too needy? Tell me! I need to know! 165 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,720 Fez, I'm sorry, man. 166 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,760 You're the definition of needy. 167 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,960 Remember, one time, you called me at 3:00 in the morning... 168 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:14,120 just to make sure we were still friends? 169 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,200 Look, if you wanna get Nina back, you gotta act like you don't care. 170 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:22,040 - But I don't know how to do that. - Well, we can help you. 171 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:25,640 Oh! We'll rebuild you like the Six Million Dollar Man! 172 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,880 Fez One to Control. We have liftoff. 173 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:34,240 All systems are go. 174 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,720 Proceed to eat candy. 175 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,800 - [Klaxon Blaring] - Uh-oh. Emergency! Emergency! 176 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,560 We are breaking up. I repeat, Nina and I are breaking up. 177 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,880 [Kelso's Voice] Fez, a teenager, a boy with needs. 178 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:57,640 Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. 179 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:00,880 [Hyde's Voice] We can make him more appealing to Nina by making him less needy. 180 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,240 [Grunting] 181 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:08,280 We can make him cooler, suaver, aloofer. 182 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,400 "Aloofer"? Is that even a word? 183 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:15,160 We can make it one. We have the technology. 184 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:19,240 [Scoffs] 185 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,600 - Initiate female reaction sequence. - Release the girls. 186 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,000 Hey, Fez, looking good. 187 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:38,160 Love the outfit. Totally bionic. 188 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:41,120 You mean nothing to me. 189 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,040 Oh, no. 190 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,960 He's no longer needy. 191 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:48,360 And because of that, I want him even more. 192 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:58,640 [All] Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. 193 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,960 - Terrific job. - [All] Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. 194 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,040 - Whoa. Doctor. - Whoa. 195 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,960 Doctor. 196 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,920 Oh, I see. In order to get Nina... 197 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,520 I have to act like I don't need her. 198 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,080 Well, fine. I don't need Nina. 199 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,000 I don't need women. 200 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,280 - I don't need anything! - [All] Oh! 201 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,600 Eric sure is taking an awfully long time with those sodas. 202 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,000 [Laughing] 203 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,120 I'm sure it's no reflection on you, Lance. 204 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,120 He probably just wants to make sure a good friend like you... 205 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:37,080 gets the freshest soda available. 206 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,400 I know Eric doesn't like me, Mrs. Forman. 207 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:43,400 I only came over for the chance to see my beautiful Donna. 208 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,400 And after I make my fortune in robots... 209 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,880 I'm gonna come back to this Podunk town and buy whatever flour mill Eric is working at... 210 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,840 fire him, and make Donna my wife. 211 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,280 You're a creepy kid. You know that? 212 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,680 Mrs. Forman, I think we both know the real reason you invited me over here. 213 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,200 You're after Mother's coveted peach cobbler recipe, no? 214 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:06,960 Your mom makes peach cobbler? I had no idea. 215 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,560 Please, let's speak frankly. 216 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,480 I have something you want, and you have something I want. 217 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:18,160 W-We're not in a- in a position to just give you Donna. 218 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,520 We could give you Eric. 219 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,920 Mother tasted your stuffing at the Thanksgiving Turkey Trot... 220 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,880 and ever since then she's wanted the recipe. 221 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,960 I've been instructed to arrange a swap. 222 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,880 Don't you have any weird friends to play with? 223 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,280 Friends are for the weak. 224 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,280 Okay, you guys. MeetJulie. 225 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,520 She's got two horses, a brand-new Firebird... 226 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:54,680 and her dad works for Six Flags! 227 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:58,000 [All] Hello, Julie! 228 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,880 Hey, Hyde. Love your hair. 229 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:04,080 You can touch it if you want. 230 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,400 Oh, get lost, skankoid. We're all full. 231 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:13,040 Damn, Jackie! She's got a Firebird and two horses! 232 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,120 We could've raced 'em! 233 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,160 All right. That's it. I'm gonna go askJake Bradley. 234 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:22,120 I know. We've all been thinking it, but no one's had the guts to ask him... 235 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,560 'cause he's the quarterback, and we're a bunch of jelly heads. 236 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,800 But you know what I say? I say we shoot for the stars. 237 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,920 And that star is Jake Bradley! Jake Bradley! 238 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:40,040 All right, Fez. There's Nina. Now remember, you're a new man. 239 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,040 You don't need her or anything else. 240 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:47,440 - Got it. I am cooler, suaver, aloofer. - There you go. 241 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:55,400 - Oh, hi, Fez. - Oh, you wish, baby. 242 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,880 Why don't you take your "Hi, Fez" act and try it on someone else? 243 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,480 'Cause I don't need it. 244 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,680 - Nice work, Fez. - Shut up. I don't need your accolades. 245 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,520 How can you give away your stuffing recipe, Kitty? 246 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:17,520 It's the one thing that we have that's better than everyone else's. 247 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,800 Our house? Crappier. 248 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,960 Our son? Crappier. 249 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,840 Our stuffing? Better! 250 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,760 [Groans] 251 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,160 Okay, Lance. Here you go. 252 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,280 Excellent. Mother will be most pleased. 253 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,920 Oh, you be sure to say hi. Such a nice lady. 254 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,880 Please, Mrs. Forman, there's no need to keep up the charade. 255 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,360 Fine. She's cold. Get out. 256 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,520 I just want you to know that I don't need these fries. 257 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:04,240 I choose to eat them because I desire their salty taste. 258 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,280 Please, just take the fries. 259 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:13,440 You need me to take them, don't you? Needy bastard. 260 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,160 Hi, Fez. Can I talk to you? 261 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:22,440 Oh, you need permission, do you? 262 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,280 I think I was a little too hasty breaking up with you. 263 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:30,120 - Really? - Yes. I like the new Fez. 264 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,320 - What about the old Fez? - Not so much. 265 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,200 You know what, Nina? 266 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,160 There's only one Fez... 267 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,160 and that is a Fez with needs. 268 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,280 And if you don't like that, then we shouldn't be together. 269 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,280 - But, Fez, I- - Shh! 270 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,080 Sorry, baby. It's over. 271 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:57,480 Oh, and, Nina, it's not me, it's you. 272 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,280 Ladies ofThe Hub... 273 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,520 why do we try to act like we have no needs? 274 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,440 I have needs. 275 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,280 For instance, I need a date for Saturday night. Any takers? 276 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:18,480 You, blondie. You there, with the glasses. 277 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,360 What about the redhead trying to cover her face? 278 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,160 12,378, here I come. 279 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,440 Hey. So I went to see Jake Bradley- 280 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,520 You mean- [Imitating Eric] Jake Bradley? 281 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:50,080 Yes. To see if he wanted to hang out. 282 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,320 And you know what Mr. Cool Guy was doing? 283 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,760 Just hanging out in his basement with his friends... 284 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:58,880 and they were watching The Six Million Dollar Man. 285 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,960 It was eerie. 286 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,240 Was there a skinny guy dating this really hot chick... 287 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,320 who's way out of his league? 288 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,400 You know, there was. 289 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:15,840 Wait. Does this mean we're not gettin' a fat kid to play with? 290 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,520 No, man. We don't need anyone else. 291 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,280 You know what? We've only got two months until graduation... 292 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,200 and we can't waste a second of that. 293 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,960 Forman's right. Let's seize the day, man. 294 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,680 Hey, weren't we supposed to seize something, man? 295 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,120 You know what the Six Million Dollar Man should have? 296 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,240 A bionic nose. 297 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,360 You could smell everything! 298 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,560 Guys, all I know is that we should really appreciate this... 299 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:50,280 'cause I don't think we're gonna be able to do this in college. 300 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,720 This peach cobbler is amazing! 301 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,680 Now, who would leave a whole pan of peach cobbler just sitting on a counter? 302 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,920 See? We don't need anyone else. 303 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,720 We have lots of interesting things to say. Right? 304 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,560 Hey, there's this car that runs on water. 305 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,760 It runs on water, man! 306 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,960 - [Laughing] - [Imitating Engine Revving] 307 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,240 Careful. I know it looks like a race car, but it's really a bed. 308 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,840 Please don't make a mess. The maid doesn't come until Thursday. 309 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:36,440 Watch it! That is a present from my cousin in Hong Kong. 310 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:39,280 Who has been dropping Milk Duds on my carpet? 311 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,240 Who has been dropping Milk Duds on my carpet? 312 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,200 Screw this. I'm going to Eric's. 313 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,160 [Jackie Yells, Laughs] 26128

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