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Cease fire! Cease fire! Heads up!
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Man down! Cease fire!
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Stupid motherfucker!
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S�.
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What's up, Sylvia?
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Cute little outfit.
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You look nice.
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Mike's in the bedroom.
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Yeah?
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Man, I said you look nice.
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I have a court appearance, Jim.
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Well, you just give 'em hell.
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Hey.
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Spiffy duds, huh?
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You look like a gift-Wrapped turd.
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Now please leave me alone.
I have to concentrate.
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I have two filings
and a deposition today.
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Play nice, kids.
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What up, dog?
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Nothing. Just got back. Cool. Cool.
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How was Mexico, dog?
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Oh, it was a dream, man.
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Loving my woman. Right.
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That's it. I'm out of here.
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Those are copies of your resum�.
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Pass them out like candy.
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'Cause I can always print up more.
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And just call me if
anything happens, okay?
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And no drinking.
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Come on, baby, be cool.
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Honey, I'm serious.
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No drinking. Okay?
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I love you. I love you, too.
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Good luck.
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Your suit's fine, okay?
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Dude, she called me
a gift-Wrapped turd.
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Don't be fucking with her, dude.
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She's pissed.
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Why is she on the warpath? Dog...
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I didn't look for work yesterday, dude.
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Sold some of her CDs,
bought a couple of 40s
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And a pack of GPCs.
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Caught a buzz and watched
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My Chicago Vs. Lakers tapes.
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That's on you, homie.
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We didn't even hang yesterday.
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I was out of the country.
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So? My old lady still
thinks it's your fault.
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Huh? Huh? Hmm?
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Come on, dude, let's
get the fuck out of here
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And find my ass some employment.
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It's cool you driving me around?
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Yeah, dude, it's cool. It's no trouble.
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Here, asshole.
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Breakfast.
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Oh... ho, ho...
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Dog.
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No pisto for me, dude.
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Today's a no-Pounding
day. You heard the woman.
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Good. More for me.
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Fuck it.
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Salud. Salud.
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Man, hope they put me in
the next class or I'm fucked.
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I can't pay my rent.
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Landlady's about to
pull a gauge on my ass.
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What happened to all that money
you saved in the army, dude?
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The tax-Free shit?
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Man, bro, this fucking
ride cleaned me out.
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I guess we drank up the rest.
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Dumb ass.
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Cops better start paying you, dude.
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You spend enough fucking time with them.
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They better start kicking
me down some paychecks, man.
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They got me hopping
through hoops, you know?
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"Come in for a test."
"Come back in two weeks."
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Another test, another two weeks.
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Fuck.
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Shit gets real,
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You be hating life.
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Party time will be over.
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Dude, you don't know how much
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I'm looking forward to this shit.
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You know, I'll be super recruit.
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I was jumping out of choppers
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In the mountains, taking down
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Hard motherfuckers, you know?
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I'll be laughing my way
through LAPD's reindeer games.
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Shit, they're gonna love me.
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Yeah, yeah, you're gonna
fucking love them, dude.
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Ah, fuck you.
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I'm going to love my old lady.
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I'm gonna marry homegirl.
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Import her ass.
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Oh, come on, man.
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Dude, what happened to all the honeys
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We were gonna pimp with your badge, dog?
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You're fucking up the plan.
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I've been thinking, you know?
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Love's about sacrifice.
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Only true measure of it.
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What would you do for Sylvia?
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Get a job.
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Mm... Nine to fucking five.
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Yeah.
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That's love.
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Hey.
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Good morning.
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So when do you officially
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Hand your ass over to the Man?
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"Mr. Jim Davis, we regret to inform...
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I had two beers, right?
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Yeah.
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Going fucking blind or something.
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Okay, this letter says, quoting...
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"No longer eligible as a
police officer candidate."
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What the fuck does that mean?
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Come on, dude.
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"No longer eligible"? I mean,
what does that sound like?
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They pulled the plug, dude.
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No, no...
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Why?
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Oh, man, I'll bet you...
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I'll bet you it's because I'm white.
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I bet it's because you're a dick.
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No, no, no, Mike, you don't understand.
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I am fucked.
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I got to get married.
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Okay? INS won't let
me bring Marta across
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Unless I got employment.
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I promised her.
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This fucks up my plan.
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This is fucking bullshit, okay?
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This... these fucking assholes...
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These fucking assholes!
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What the fuck is their problem, man?!
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This is fucking typical
cop hate game bullshit!
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Yo, yo, fucking chill, Magilla Gorilla.
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I mean you're trippin', dude.
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Hey, what the fuck
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Are you looking at, asshole?!
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Fucking dick.
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Yo, yo,
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Jim, Jim...
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I'm gonna fucking kick your
teeth down your puke hole!
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You fucking want some?
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Jim, Jim, dude.
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Kick back, dude.
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The fucking light is green.
Get the fuck in the car.
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Man, fuck. You're going to catch
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A case doing that shit, man.
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What the fuck were you doing?
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Fuck the LAPD, man.
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00:12:42,619 --> 00:12:44,621
What's up with Pasadena,
Pomona, Santa Ana and all that?
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Oh, no, fuck the sticks.
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L.A. City's the shit.
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Hey, Sheriff's Department.
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It's good enough for the INS
and still basically L.A., right?
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Yeah, Sheriff's Department, yeah.
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They make you work the
jails the first two years
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Or something.
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I could be cracking heads
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Up at the Honor Ranch.
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I'll give 'em a call, start testing.
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Yeah.
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That's right.
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Yo, it's just a minor setback, right?
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Quit tripping, dude.
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Shit.
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Hey, you know what I want to do?
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What?
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I want to get fucked up.
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Me, too, man.
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I got to find a job and
placate my baby, you know.
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Sylvia's going to kick your ass?
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Come on, big man, she'll be cool.
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Come on.
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Bye, Nicole. Bye.
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Let me get a couple of
singles, too, please.
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Sorry, you buy whole pack.
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Be cool, dude.
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If I buy a whole pack
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I'm gonna want to smoke it.
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I just want a couple
of smokes with my beer.
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City give me $1,500 ticket.
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No more.
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Asshole.
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Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
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Oh, shit.
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That fucking gangster, man.
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Homeboy just ran a
six second four-Forty.
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Damn, the chino looked
fucking pissed, man.
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You think we'll be
able to go back there?
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I hate that shit.
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Fuckin' chino lookin' at us
like we were gonna bust him?
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Come on, dude. We're wearin' suits, man.
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We totally look like cops.
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He said he got fined for that shit.
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He was just being cautious.
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Well, we got pisto, we got frajos.
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Only one thing missin'.
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Oh, yeah, I mean besides bitches, man.
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Yesca? Mm-Hmm.
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Bingo.
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I need to feel some reefer madness.
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00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:37,377
You sure you want to
score some bud, dude?
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You haven't smoked out
since like forever, man.
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I said I want to get fucked up, man.
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Fuck this purity bullshit.
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Yeah... fuck purity.
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Aw, man, look at this zero-Head, dog.
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Stupid-Ass cholo.
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Look at that.
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That dude's slangin', dog.
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Want to get a dime?
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No, I want it all.
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Go for the stash, man.
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Whoa, go, go, go.
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00:16:23,756 --> 00:16:25,425
Hey, hey, yo, yo.
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That's my shit!
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Fuck.
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00:16:31,014 --> 00:16:32,765
Outstanding.
222
00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:36,352
That shit was slick.
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That motherfucker just got schooled.
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Bitch-Ass cholo.
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Check this shit out, huh? Yeah.
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Nice motherfucking haul.
You see that shit, huh?
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Mm. It's not laced either.
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Smell that shit.
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Smell that motherfucking shit.
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We just burned my car.
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We go back there, we're gonna get shot.
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Yeah, no shit.
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Man, bust that light.
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Roll that shit up.
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Yeah, yeah, Cool.
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Yo, let's drop off some resum�s first.
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Then we'll smoke out, dude.
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Some resum�s.
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Yeah.
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Ah, man, fresh air.
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00:17:06,633 --> 00:17:07,801
Look.
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Oh! They're dropped off, man.
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You fucking asshole, man.
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I got to get a fucking job, man.
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What's your problem, man?
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What the fuck are you doing, dickhead.
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00:17:14,974 --> 00:17:16,142
Yo, Mike, first
day looking--
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Nobody ever gets a job
their first day looking.
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Come on, don't sweat it, man.
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Hey, I can't fuck around tomorrow.
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I got to get a job for sure.
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This is your job, man.
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So act like a fucking professional,
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Spark up the goods, 'cause
we got a lot of work to do.
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It's harsh. It's good, though.
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You okay?
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How are those lungs, baby?
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There it is.
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That magic feeling.
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Damn, look at that bitch.
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Oh, damn.
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Fuck, yeah.
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She's fucking good.
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I bet she got skills.
I want to get laid.
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You just saw your woman.
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Only hit her once, man.
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We can't go nowhere alone.
They got me sleeping in the car.
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Family's got that ass under guard, huh?
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Lock and key.
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Fuck, I want to get laid.
271
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,410
Pay a visit to my harem, huh?
272
00:18:57,410 --> 00:18:58,578
Online, pornmeister.
273
00:18:58,578 --> 00:19:00,205
Uh-Uh, let's go to Letty's pad, man.
274
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,081
How much you want to bet I hit it.
275
00:19:02,081 --> 00:19:03,917
She won't, dog. How
much you want to bet?
276
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:05,293
She won't give you shit, dog.
277
00:19:05,293 --> 00:19:06,920
You big time fucked her over.
278
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,714
Aw, man, I popped that poodahey.
279
00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:12,967
I got that mind control, man.
280
00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:16,596
How much you want to
bet I get back up in it?
281
00:19:16,596 --> 00:19:18,097
20 bucks?
282
00:19:18,097 --> 00:19:19,432
You ain't got 20 bucks.
283
00:19:19,432 --> 00:19:21,434
So, neither do you, man.
284
00:19:21,434 --> 00:19:23,269
Come on, shake on that shit.
285
00:19:23,269 --> 00:19:25,688
Come on.
286
00:19:25,688 --> 00:19:28,024
What the fuck, let's go.
287
00:19:29,275 --> 00:19:30,693
I got it.
288
00:19:31,694 --> 00:19:33,321
What's up, Patty?
289
00:19:33,321 --> 00:19:36,282
Y tu hermana? She ain't here.
290
00:19:36,282 --> 00:19:37,867
Y sabes que?
291
00:19:37,867 --> 00:19:39,953
You're not welcome in this house.
292
00:19:39,953 --> 00:19:43,122
Sure, Patty.
293
00:19:43,122 --> 00:19:45,291
I'd love to come in.
294
00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:48,044
Thank you.
295
00:19:48,044 --> 00:19:50,296
Are they here?
296
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:58,596
You're looking fine, as fuck, chulas.
297
00:19:58,596 --> 00:20:00,807
Don't... don't touch me, please.
298
00:20:00,807 --> 00:20:03,476
Hey, hey.
299
00:20:04,894 --> 00:20:07,147
You got to get out of here.
300
00:20:07,147 --> 00:20:09,149
Letty...
301
00:20:09,149 --> 00:20:12,318
I just wanted to see you again.
302
00:20:15,738 --> 00:20:18,324
Hey, Patty, you want to
grab me a pisto or something?
303
00:20:18,324 --> 00:20:20,368
I ain't grabbing you shit.
304
00:20:20,368 --> 00:20:21,744
Oh, you still got a mouth, huh?
305
00:20:21,744 --> 00:20:23,830
Maybe one day you'll
learn how to keep it shut.
306
00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:27,083
Laters. I'm going to my room.
307
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:30,378
You know you have to
run his ass out of here.
308
00:20:33,173 --> 00:20:35,008
Baby.
309
00:20:38,219 --> 00:20:40,346
Let's sit down.
310
00:20:49,022 --> 00:20:50,440
No, no, no.
311
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,520
So, um...
312
00:20:54,611 --> 00:20:56,446
You a cop yet?
313
00:20:56,446 --> 00:20:58,031
I'm working on it.
314
00:20:58,031 --> 00:20:59,281
Y tu?
315
00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:03,369
Que andas haciendo?
316
00:21:03,369 --> 00:21:05,788
Well, you know, I'm
going to L.A. Trade Tech.
317
00:21:05,788 --> 00:21:08,458
It's good you're doing positive shit.
318
00:21:20,887 --> 00:21:22,806
What, after everything
I don't get a kiss?
319
00:21:22,806 --> 00:21:26,559
It's because of everything
you can't get a kiss.
320
00:21:26,559 --> 00:21:28,728
Oh, come on, come here.
321
00:21:28,728 --> 00:21:29,978
Yeah.
322
00:21:35,068 --> 00:21:35,788
Don't.
323
00:21:37,904 --> 00:21:40,573
Jim, I got a boyfriend.
324
00:21:40,573 --> 00:21:41,573
Who?
325
00:21:42,450 --> 00:21:43,170
Flaco.
326
00:21:44,744 --> 00:21:45,745
You're back with that
327
00:21:45,745 --> 00:21:48,081
Piece of shit after what he did, Letty?
328
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:51,584
You're not fucking him, are you?
329
00:21:51,584 --> 00:21:53,920
Please tell me no.
330
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,756
Yes. So... just go.
331
00:21:56,756 --> 00:21:58,591
'Cause there's nothing
here for you, Jim.
332
00:22:00,176 --> 00:22:01,176
See?
333
00:22:02,095 --> 00:22:03,429
Okay?
334
00:22:03,429 --> 00:22:05,265
I don't believe this shit, Letty.
335
00:22:05,265 --> 00:22:07,100
You're too good for that.
336
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,441
You gotta go.
337
00:22:15,441 --> 00:22:17,277
Go. Please!
338
00:22:17,277 --> 00:22:18,444
Let me talk to them.
339
00:22:18,444 --> 00:22:20,446
No, Jim, don't be stupid. Please.
340
00:22:20,446 --> 00:22:24,784
Okay? Largate. Just go.
341
00:22:29,205 --> 00:22:31,875
I guess it's later days.
342
00:22:41,384 --> 00:22:44,304
Largate. Just go!
343
00:22:44,304 --> 00:22:46,848
Flaco, the pinchi guero's here!
344
00:22:46,848 --> 00:22:49,142
Apuarte, Jim! Hurry up!
345
00:22:49,142 --> 00:22:51,227
Fuck him up! I got him!
346
00:23:10,663 --> 00:23:13,166
Fucking white boy!
347
00:23:16,002 --> 00:23:18,004
What's up, faggot?!
348
00:23:18,004 --> 00:23:20,840
We're going to fuck you up!
349
00:23:25,762 --> 00:23:26,679
Yo! Pop the trunk
350
00:23:26,679 --> 00:23:27,931
So I can handle this shit!
351
00:23:27,931 --> 00:23:29,682
Fuck you, puto!
352
00:23:29,682 --> 00:23:31,351
I'll bust you!
353
00:23:31,351 --> 00:23:33,353
Leave him alone!
354
00:23:33,353 --> 00:23:37,357
Pop the fucking trunk!
355
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,040
Jim!
356
00:23:57,877 --> 00:23:59,879
Oh, you fucked up!
357
00:23:59,879 --> 00:24:02,048
Get your fucking knees
down on the curb now!
358
00:24:02,048 --> 00:24:03,716
Get the fuck over there, man!
359
00:24:03,716 --> 00:24:05,718
Don't fucking move unless you
want your brains hanging out!
360
00:24:05,718 --> 00:24:06,886
What's your problem, Flaco?
361
00:24:06,886 --> 00:24:09,889
Motherfucker!
362
00:24:09,889 --> 00:24:11,891
Fucking knees on the curb, man!
363
00:24:11,891 --> 00:24:15,311
That's right!
364
00:24:15,311 --> 00:24:19,399
Interlock your fingers
behind your heads, Flaco!
365
00:24:19,399 --> 00:24:21,985
You deaf fuck!
366
00:24:25,655 --> 00:24:26,823
Yo, Mike.
367
00:24:26,823 --> 00:24:28,158
Yeah?
368
00:24:28,158 --> 00:24:29,576
Do up their ride.
369
00:24:29,576 --> 00:24:32,495
Freeze, bitch!
370
00:24:32,495 --> 00:24:35,498
I'm going to take that
big ass of yours home,
371
00:24:35,498 --> 00:24:37,750
Hit it for a minute, you know?
372
00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:39,085
Fuck off!
373
00:24:39,085 --> 00:24:40,086
Now you got it.
374
00:24:42,505 --> 00:24:45,091
Yo, relax, homie.
375
00:24:46,426 --> 00:24:50,430
You break Letty's heart,
I'm coming for your mom.
376
00:24:50,430 --> 00:24:51,598
Fuck!
377
00:24:54,184 --> 00:24:56,269
Hey, haina.
378
00:24:56,269 --> 00:24:57,437
Whoo!
379
00:24:57,437 --> 00:24:59,022
Fuck off! Oh, yeah?
380
00:24:59,022 --> 00:25:00,940
What you got down here?
381
00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:02,525
Oh...
382
00:25:02,525 --> 00:25:04,110
Liking that.
383
00:25:08,198 --> 00:25:11,201
Damn! Those are badass kicks, dog.
384
00:25:11,201 --> 00:25:14,120
Lucky you got little bitch feet,
385
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,539
Else I'd be stomping around
in them motherfuckers.
386
00:25:16,539 --> 00:25:18,458
Fuck you, puto. Huh?
387
00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:20,126
Yeah. Fuck you. Yes?
388
00:25:22,712 --> 00:25:24,964
You fucking stay still!
389
00:25:24,964 --> 00:25:27,300
Bitches! If you didn't
have that fucking gun,
390
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:29,886
Ese, it wouldn't be about shit, homie.
391
00:25:29,886 --> 00:25:31,805
Not fucking shit!
392
00:25:31,805 --> 00:25:34,307
Hey, later, Patty!
393
00:25:34,307 --> 00:25:36,142
I hope you're not pregnant, but you know
394
00:25:36,142 --> 00:25:37,310
You wanted me to blow in you.
395
00:25:37,310 --> 00:25:38,478
Fuck you!
396
00:25:38,478 --> 00:25:40,146
Bye, Letty!
397
00:25:47,904 --> 00:25:49,239
Salud.
398
00:25:49,239 --> 00:25:50,573
Salud.
399
00:25:54,828 --> 00:25:56,913
Divvy up the bounty, dude.
I know you got some cash.
400
00:26:07,590 --> 00:26:09,676
I know I got more than that.
401
00:26:12,011 --> 00:26:13,763
Yeah. Here we go.
402
00:26:13,763 --> 00:26:15,098
Shit.
403
00:26:15,098 --> 00:26:17,350
That's my pussy she's giving away there.
404
00:26:19,269 --> 00:26:21,104
Homeboy uses extra large.
405
00:26:21,104 --> 00:26:22,856
Man, that's it? Next time,
406
00:26:22,856 --> 00:26:24,524
Jack someone with a job.
407
00:26:24,524 --> 00:26:28,194
Well, fuck you. What
did you get, their lunch?
408
00:26:28,194 --> 00:26:29,946
Check it out.
409
00:26:29,946 --> 00:26:33,032
Holy shit. You're kidding me.
410
00:26:38,037 --> 00:26:42,375
Whoo! It's a fucking Ruger
P-94. Nine millimeter.
411
00:26:42,375 --> 00:26:45,295
14, plus one in the chamber.
412
00:26:45,295 --> 00:26:47,046
It's a good fucking gun. Durable.
413
00:26:47,046 --> 00:26:48,882
It's brand-New.
414
00:26:50,884 --> 00:26:52,969
It's a BB gun.
415
00:26:52,969 --> 00:26:54,387
Yeah. Cool.
416
00:26:54,387 --> 00:26:56,055
Here you go, dog.
417
00:26:56,055 --> 00:26:57,390
About time you got a cohete.
418
00:26:57,390 --> 00:26:58,892
No. I don't want it.
419
00:26:58,892 --> 00:27:01,227
Why the fuck not? I'll use it.
420
00:27:01,227 --> 00:27:03,229
That's a good reason. Sell it.
421
00:27:03,229 --> 00:27:05,315
How much you think we
can get for the gun?
422
00:27:05,315 --> 00:27:08,067
Two bills, maybe three. Costs six new.
423
00:27:08,067 --> 00:27:10,236
We'll sell it and split the greenery.
424
00:27:10,236 --> 00:27:11,237
You sure?
425
00:27:11,237 --> 00:27:12,906
It's cool, dude.
426
00:27:12,906 --> 00:27:14,491
50-50.
427
00:27:16,159 --> 00:27:18,161
Good BB gun though.
428
00:27:18,161 --> 00:27:20,747
Shoot some birds and shit.
429
00:27:20,747 --> 00:27:22,582
Hey, put that shit away.
430
00:27:22,582 --> 00:27:24,083
Looks real as hell.
431
00:27:25,335 --> 00:27:26,419
Not a bad day's work.
432
00:27:38,097 --> 00:27:40,934
Get down to business though.
433
00:27:40,934 --> 00:27:43,436
I know you didn't get any.
434
00:27:43,436 --> 00:27:44,938
So pay up, motherfucker.
435
00:27:49,609 --> 00:27:50,944
Dick.
436
00:27:54,197 --> 00:27:57,784
Hello. This is a message
for Michael Alonzo.
437
00:27:57,784 --> 00:28:02,622
This is Bob Luell at
the Palm Glen Group.
438
00:28:02,622 --> 00:28:04,707
We have reviewed your resum�,
439
00:28:04,707 --> 00:28:07,460
And would like to make an appointment
440
00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:08,878
For later in the week.
441
00:28:08,878 --> 00:28:10,046
Please call me at your
442
00:28:10,046 --> 00:28:11,881
Earliest convenience.
443
00:28:11,881 --> 00:28:12,882
Thank you.
444
00:28:12,882 --> 00:28:15,218
Huh? That's good.
445
00:28:15,218 --> 00:28:16,803
One more? This is fun.
446
00:28:16,803 --> 00:28:18,972
Sounded a little gay, but it was good.
447
00:28:20,390 --> 00:28:22,142
No, no, no. No. That's
it, dude. That's it.
448
00:28:22,142 --> 00:28:24,310
I get too many callbacks,
449
00:28:24,310 --> 00:28:25,562
Sylvia's going to get suspicious.
450
00:28:25,562 --> 00:28:27,230
Oh, Sylvia's going to
be kissing your ass.
451
00:28:27,230 --> 00:28:28,648
Not if she recognizes your voice.
452
00:28:28,648 --> 00:28:30,650
Oh, she won't. Here, sir.
453
00:28:30,650 --> 00:28:32,318
No, no, no, no, no. I'm cool.
454
00:28:32,318 --> 00:28:33,820
Come on. I'm cool.
455
00:28:33,820 --> 00:28:36,322
I want to get home before
the little woman and sober up.
456
00:28:36,322 --> 00:28:38,324
Come on, bro. One brew.
457
00:28:38,324 --> 00:28:40,660
All right, but hey,
458
00:28:40,660 --> 00:28:42,579
I got to look for a
job tomorrow for sure.
459
00:28:42,579 --> 00:28:43,830
Okay? I can't be getting fucked up
460
00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:44,914
Behind Sylvia's back when I'm supposed
461
00:28:44,914 --> 00:28:45,999
To be looking for work, man.
462
00:28:45,999 --> 00:28:47,750
Not cool. Tomorrow, for sure.
463
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:49,836
I got to find a job, too.
464
00:28:55,008 --> 00:28:56,593
Hello.
465
00:28:59,179 --> 00:29:01,431
Yes, sir.
466
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,518
Yes, sir. That is correct.
467
00:29:05,518 --> 00:29:07,020
Six years.
468
00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:09,272
Honorably discharged.
469
00:29:09,272 --> 00:29:11,024
Yes, sir.
470
00:29:11,024 --> 00:29:12,859
I would love to.
471
00:29:12,859 --> 00:29:15,945
Believe me, I would
welcome the opportunity.
472
00:29:17,864 --> 00:29:19,032
Tomorrow
473
00:29:19,032 --> 00:29:21,951
Is not a problem.
474
00:29:21,951 --> 00:29:24,287
Thank you, sir. You
have a good day, too.
475
00:29:24,287 --> 00:29:27,040
Good-Bye, sir.
476
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,292
That was the man, huh? You're all "Sir,
477
00:29:29,292 --> 00:29:30,710
Sir, sir."
478
00:29:30,710 --> 00:29:34,881
Yes! Fucking yes! Thank God!
479
00:29:39,052 --> 00:29:41,221
That was the man! That
was the Federal man!
480
00:29:41,221 --> 00:29:43,807
The Federal man!
481
00:29:43,807 --> 00:29:45,058
Department of Homeland Security
482
00:29:45,058 --> 00:29:46,976
Wants me to come in
tomorrow to start testing!
483
00:29:46,976 --> 00:29:48,056
Oh, shit!
484
00:29:49,979 --> 00:29:51,231
Fucking A, my brother!
485
00:29:51,231 --> 00:29:52,565
That shit is righteous, motherfucker!
486
00:29:52,565 --> 00:29:53,817
It's on, homie!
487
00:29:53,817 --> 00:29:55,485
Wow, man. Tomorrow.
488
00:29:55,485 --> 00:29:57,237
So what the fuck you
going to do now, dude?
489
00:29:57,237 --> 00:29:58,822
I got to take a piss test.
490
00:29:58,822 --> 00:30:00,240
If I'm cool, I'm in the house.
491
00:30:04,077 --> 00:30:06,746
Yeah! Oh!
492
00:30:06,746 --> 00:30:10,250
Shit, dude, do they piss test for weed?
493
00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:12,919
Oh, shit!
494
00:30:15,672 --> 00:30:17,173
You fucked up, man.
495
00:30:17,173 --> 00:30:19,092
Oh, fuck.
496
00:30:20,844 --> 00:30:22,512
I fucked up.
497
00:30:22,512 --> 00:30:25,098
Oh, fuck. I fucked up.
498
00:30:25,098 --> 00:30:27,517
Fuck! Oh...
499
00:30:27,517 --> 00:30:30,603
You know, one dope
molecule, and I'm done.
500
00:30:30,603 --> 00:30:33,106
And they will burn me
501
00:30:33,106 --> 00:30:35,692
With every law enforcement
outfit in the country.
502
00:30:35,692 --> 00:30:36,943
Shit!
503
00:30:36,943 --> 00:30:38,278
Wait, wait, wait, wait, dude.
504
00:30:38,278 --> 00:30:41,698
Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me.
505
00:30:41,698 --> 00:30:43,616
Hey, there's a way out of
every fucking situation.
506
00:30:43,616 --> 00:30:46,119
Right? Relax, dude. Yeah, yeah.
507
00:30:46,119 --> 00:30:48,621
Yeah. I'm going to do
what I got to do, you know?
508
00:30:48,621 --> 00:30:49,789
It's cool. Fuck, yeah.
509
00:30:49,789 --> 00:30:50,874
I'll pass that shit.
510
00:30:50,874 --> 00:30:52,292
Hell, yeah. Yeah.
511
00:30:52,292 --> 00:30:54,711
Of course you will, dude!
512
00:30:54,711 --> 00:30:57,630
Later, loco.
513
00:30:57,630 --> 00:30:58,965
Don't fucking trip, dude.
514
00:30:58,965 --> 00:30:59,883
All right.
515
00:30:59,883 --> 00:31:01,885
Shit.
516
00:31:08,224 --> 00:31:09,142
Eat.
517
00:31:10,727 --> 00:31:12,228
Come in, dumb ass!
518
00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:18,151
What's up, dog?
519
00:31:18,151 --> 00:31:19,152
What up, dog...
520
00:31:19,152 --> 00:31:21,988
Hey, Jim. Want some coffee?
521
00:31:21,988 --> 00:31:23,072
Sure.
522
00:31:23,072 --> 00:31:24,908
Want some eggs? There's extra.
523
00:31:24,908 --> 00:31:27,160
Yes, ma'am. Please.
524
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:30,163
I, uh, heard about the LAPD.
525
00:31:30,163 --> 00:31:32,081
Sorry about that.
526
00:31:32,081 --> 00:31:34,000
I thought they guaranteed you a job.
527
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,585
Yea. Me, too.
528
00:31:35,585 --> 00:31:39,255
Well, maybe it wasn't meant to be.
529
00:31:39,255 --> 00:31:42,008
You know, you being a cop.
530
00:31:43,843 --> 00:31:45,678
Tell her what's up, dude.
531
00:31:45,678 --> 00:31:47,013
Well, I applied
532
00:31:47,013 --> 00:31:50,099
To all the Federal law
enforcement agencies.
533
00:31:50,099 --> 00:31:51,434
You know, ATF, Border Patrol,
534
00:31:51,434 --> 00:31:52,936
ICE, Homeland Security, all of them.
535
00:31:52,936 --> 00:31:55,688
And Homeland Security's
interested in me.
536
00:31:55,688 --> 00:31:58,274
They want me to come in
today and start testing.
537
00:31:58,274 --> 00:32:00,777
Wow. That's great. How sure is this?
538
00:32:00,777 --> 00:32:02,529
Well, I got a urinalysis today.
539
00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:04,781
If I pass that, I'll be
a Special Agent candidate,
540
00:32:04,781 --> 00:32:06,783
And then I could be
out of here next month.
541
00:32:06,783 --> 00:32:08,701
You haven't been smoking out, have you?
542
00:32:08,701 --> 00:32:12,455
Nah. Chilled on that shit a while back.
543
00:32:12,455 --> 00:32:14,707
Good. Well, thanks for
driving Mike around yesterday.
544
00:32:14,707 --> 00:32:16,626
Yeah, sure. Yeah, bro.
545
00:32:16,626 --> 00:32:18,628
Three callbacks.
546
00:32:18,628 --> 00:32:21,297
Damn! Good!
547
00:32:21,297 --> 00:32:24,050
We dropped off enough resum�s. Whoo!
548
00:32:24,050 --> 00:32:25,552
Got more.
549
00:32:25,552 --> 00:32:26,553
Yeah! Yeah!
550
00:32:26,553 --> 00:32:28,138
Well, you have to keep trying
551
00:32:28,138 --> 00:32:29,722
Until something happens.
552
00:32:29,722 --> 00:32:31,224
Finding a job is a job, right?
553
00:32:31,224 --> 00:32:32,559
Lunch money.
554
00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:33,810
Thank you.
555
00:32:33,810 --> 00:32:35,145
And good luck today.
556
00:32:35,145 --> 00:32:37,063
Thank you.
557
00:32:37,063 --> 00:32:38,565
Love you. I love you, too.
558
00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:40,400
Good luck.
559
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,819
And, Jim, good luck on your pee test.
560
00:32:42,819 --> 00:32:44,070
I hope you studied.
561
00:32:45,905 --> 00:32:49,492
I'm going to cram for it.
562
00:32:49,492 --> 00:32:51,911
Man, that's freaky.
563
00:32:51,911 --> 00:32:53,997
She was in a good mood.
564
00:32:53,997 --> 00:32:55,498
Breakfast and beer money?
565
00:32:55,498 --> 00:32:56,499
Yeah, dude.
566
00:32:56,499 --> 00:32:58,918
She heard the messages last night.
567
00:32:58,918 --> 00:33:00,086
She got me a sixer.
568
00:33:00,086 --> 00:33:01,754
I slammed two last night.
569
00:33:03,506 --> 00:33:05,091
Now we know beer is
just a phone call away.
570
00:33:05,091 --> 00:33:06,342
Yeah.
571
00:33:06,342 --> 00:33:09,095
Yeah. We talked shit
out last night, though.
572
00:33:09,095 --> 00:33:12,348
You know? Hey, all she
wants is for me to get a job.
573
00:33:12,348 --> 00:33:15,268
I shouldn't be playing her like that.
574
00:33:16,853 --> 00:33:18,688
Dude, you had a good job,
575
00:33:18,688 --> 00:33:21,357
With that, uh, with
that Web design shit.
576
00:33:21,357 --> 00:33:22,942
Had, dude. Had.
577
00:33:22,942 --> 00:33:25,195
All right? All that shit's in India now.
578
00:33:25,195 --> 00:33:26,863
Want a cold one? No, later.
579
00:33:26,863 --> 00:33:28,114
You got any vinegar?
580
00:33:28,114 --> 00:33:30,617
Vinegar? What for?
581
00:33:35,622 --> 00:33:37,624
Ah...
582
00:33:37,624 --> 00:33:39,626
Oh...
583
00:33:39,626 --> 00:33:40,710
Damn, dude!
584
00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:41,878
Ah...!
585
00:33:43,129 --> 00:33:45,631
Man! That is fucking sick, man.
586
00:33:45,631 --> 00:33:46,633
What'd you do that for?
587
00:33:46,633 --> 00:33:48,134
Shuts down the old kidneys. Ooh.
588
00:33:48,134 --> 00:33:50,136
Come on, let's roll.
589
00:33:57,644 --> 00:33:59,646
Grab me that bag, dude.
590
00:34:06,152 --> 00:34:08,822
Little trick I learned in the service.
591
00:34:11,991 --> 00:34:14,160
Aw, that's sick, dude.
592
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,830
You're gonna stick a
turkey baster in your dick?
593
00:34:17,914 --> 00:34:19,499
Quit looking, faggot.
594
00:34:19,499 --> 00:34:22,335
You wish.
595
00:34:29,259 --> 00:34:30,760
Oh, man.
596
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,095
Fuckin'...
597
00:34:32,095 --> 00:34:33,680
Shit, dude.
598
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,764
Oh, fuckin' shit...
599
00:34:34,764 --> 00:34:36,432
Aw...
600
00:34:37,851 --> 00:34:39,519
Aw, motherfucker!
601
00:34:42,772 --> 00:34:44,524
Whew!
602
00:34:44,524 --> 00:34:46,025
Ah...
603
00:34:50,530 --> 00:34:52,448
That was...
604
00:34:52,448 --> 00:34:55,118
Unpleasant.
605
00:34:59,873 --> 00:35:00,593
Man...
606
00:35:03,626 --> 00:35:05,962
Man, I want to get this shit over with.
607
00:35:05,962 --> 00:35:08,298
You know, my teeth are floating.
608
00:35:10,133 --> 00:35:11,968
Oh...
609
00:35:11,968 --> 00:35:14,554
You get those in the military, dog?
610
00:35:14,554 --> 00:35:16,806
I was a Ranger.
611
00:35:16,806 --> 00:35:18,975
Your mom still suck a mean dick, hmm?
612
00:35:18,975 --> 00:35:20,727
Gotcha! Shouldn't ignore people.
613
00:35:20,727 --> 00:35:22,312
Why don't you go fuck yourself!
614
00:35:22,312 --> 00:35:23,480
Hey!
615
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,898
Let's play nice,
616
00:35:24,898 --> 00:35:26,483
Boys.
617
00:35:26,483 --> 00:35:29,569
I have everyone's "Consent
to Urinalysis" form signed
618
00:35:29,569 --> 00:35:30,653
And dated, am I right?
619
00:35:30,653 --> 00:35:31,654
Yes, sir.
620
00:35:31,654 --> 00:35:33,656
Good. I'm Agent Richards.
621
00:35:33,656 --> 00:35:35,325
Jackets off.
622
00:35:35,325 --> 00:35:37,494
I will now administer the easiest test
623
00:35:37,494 --> 00:35:39,496
Homeland Security will ever give you,
624
00:35:39,496 --> 00:35:40,914
The whizz quiz.
625
00:35:40,914 --> 00:35:43,333
Roll up both sleeves past the elbow.
626
00:35:44,584 --> 00:35:49,589
Remove all gloves,
rings, watches, bracelets,
627
00:35:49,589 --> 00:35:53,927
Jewelry, Band-Aids and bandages.
628
00:35:53,927 --> 00:35:57,514
I want to see nothing but
bare hands and forearms.
629
00:35:57,514 --> 00:36:00,099
Wiggle your fingers.
630
00:36:00,099 --> 00:36:02,852
Let me see both sides.
631
00:36:02,852 --> 00:36:04,687
Beautifully done.
632
00:36:04,687 --> 00:36:06,815
Again, gentlemen, no talking.
633
00:36:06,815 --> 00:36:08,107
Detweiler, is it?
634
00:36:08,107 --> 00:36:10,026
You're with me.
635
00:36:23,373 --> 00:36:24,791
Fucker.
636
00:36:29,879 --> 00:36:31,965
Next!
637
00:36:35,802 --> 00:36:37,053
Name?
638
00:36:37,053 --> 00:36:39,222
Davis, Jim.
639
00:36:39,222 --> 00:36:40,890
Ah, the Ranger.
640
00:36:40,890 --> 00:36:42,308
Yes, sir.
641
00:36:42,308 --> 00:36:45,311
You serve? 101st.
642
00:36:45,311 --> 00:36:47,814
High speed. All right.
643
00:36:47,814 --> 00:36:49,732
Think you can fill that, son?
644
00:36:49,732 --> 00:36:52,443
I could fill a goddamn trash can, sir.
645
00:36:52,443 --> 00:36:55,488
You're full of piss and
vinegar, aren't you, Jim?
646
00:36:55,488 --> 00:36:57,657
Yes, sir.
647
00:37:01,244 --> 00:37:04,913
Hey, unload that shit before
you clown with it, okay?
648
00:37:04,913 --> 00:37:05,665
I don't want my head blown off
649
00:37:05,665 --> 00:37:07,041
Just when I'm getting it straight.
650
00:37:09,419 --> 00:37:11,554
Pop! What's it like...
651
00:37:11,554 --> 00:37:13,255
....To just straight-Up
whack a motherfucker?
652
00:37:13,255 --> 00:37:15,884
What's it like? I mean,
what the fuck, you know?
653
00:37:15,884 --> 00:37:18,428
It's like nothing. What's
it supposed to be like?
654
00:37:18,428 --> 00:37:19,804
You tell me.
655
00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:22,140
You were busting heads for the military.
656
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:24,684
I can't talk about this shit, Mike.
657
00:37:28,354 --> 00:37:31,274
But I will tell you one
thing-You point and shoot,
658
00:37:31,274 --> 00:37:34,110
Pop, pop, move on, fuck 'em,
they shouldn't have been there,
659
00:37:34,110 --> 00:37:35,695
You move the fuck on.
660
00:37:35,695 --> 00:37:39,699
You do not stop and think about it.
661
00:37:39,699 --> 00:37:41,951
It's not a big deal. So if it's nothing,
662
00:37:41,951 --> 00:37:43,369
Then what you getting all mad for?
663
00:37:43,369 --> 00:37:44,579
I'm not getting mad.
664
00:37:44,579 --> 00:37:46,039
I just hate stupid questions, Mike.
665
00:37:46,039 --> 00:37:48,208
You think you killed a lot of Commies?
666
00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:50,293
They weren't Commies, dumb
ass. Then what were they?
667
00:37:50,293 --> 00:37:52,712
You know what they were--
They were fuckin' Hajjis,
668
00:37:52,712 --> 00:37:55,256
Terrorists, the bad guys.
669
00:37:55,256 --> 00:37:58,301
Did you like it? Oh, shit.
670
00:37:58,301 --> 00:38:00,303
Did you dig it?
671
00:38:00,303 --> 00:38:02,722
You bust a nut?
672
00:38:04,224 --> 00:38:06,559
Not fuckin' now, man. Seriously.
673
00:38:07,769 --> 00:38:10,230
You're killing my buzz, dude.
674
00:38:10,230 --> 00:38:12,732
Aw, kick back, stress case.
675
00:38:12,732 --> 00:38:15,068
Are we on a mission to
sell this piece or what?
676
00:38:15,068 --> 00:38:16,236
Hell, yeah.
677
00:38:16,236 --> 00:38:17,654
Let's sell this fuckin' piece.
678
00:38:17,654 --> 00:38:20,281
Got to get some scratch,
you know what I'm saying?
679
00:38:20,281 --> 00:38:21,074
Pop! Pop! Pop!
680
00:38:34,170 --> 00:38:35,922
Yo, Darrel!
681
00:38:35,922 --> 00:38:38,591
Yo, yo, yo, Darrel!
Wake the fuck up, Darrel!
682
00:38:40,176 --> 00:38:41,427
Darrel!
683
00:38:41,427 --> 00:38:43,721
Come on, come on, come
on, wake up and fuckin'
684
00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:45,348
Shine!
685
00:38:50,270 --> 00:38:53,398
Y'all need to knock
this shit off right now.
686
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,860
Hey, what's up, bro?
687
00:38:58,695 --> 00:39:00,155
Come on in, motherfuckers.
688
00:39:00,155 --> 00:39:01,614
Yeah.
689
00:39:01,614 --> 00:39:03,449
Get your little ass up in here.
690
00:39:03,449 --> 00:39:04,576
Shit!
691
00:39:05,952 --> 00:39:07,787
Oh, man...
692
00:39:07,787 --> 00:39:10,123
Y'all scared the fuck out of me, man.
693
00:39:11,291 --> 00:39:13,710
You motherfuckers got ties on.
694
00:39:13,710 --> 00:39:15,628
I saw that city-Lookin'
car pull up--
695
00:39:15,628 --> 00:39:17,797
I thought y'all was
some rollers or shit.
696
00:39:19,883 --> 00:39:21,259
I just got out of County.
697
00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:24,637
$9,600. No shit. When?
698
00:39:24,637 --> 00:39:26,473
Yesterday.
699
00:39:26,473 --> 00:39:28,141
Damn. What'd they put on you?
700
00:39:28,141 --> 00:39:29,100
Some bullshit.
701
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:31,311
I saw some wrong-Ass shit
702
00:39:31,311 --> 00:39:32,562
Up in there, dude.
703
00:39:32,562 --> 00:39:34,731
I ain't ever going back
to that motherfucker.
704
00:39:34,731 --> 00:39:36,316
It scared you straight, huh?
705
00:39:36,316 --> 00:39:38,985
Mm-Hmm. Hey, you
get booty-Played?
706
00:39:41,070 --> 00:39:42,322
Hell, no.
707
00:39:42,322 --> 00:39:44,407
You over there tickling
your brown eye, dog?
708
00:39:44,407 --> 00:39:46,910
They-They put some jelly
on there, serve some syrup?
709
00:39:46,910 --> 00:39:48,912
You toss the salad?
Hey, you know, nigga,
710
00:39:48,912 --> 00:39:52,749
I kept my ass to the
wall and my mouth shut.
711
00:39:52,749 --> 00:39:54,000
Shoot.
712
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,211
I almost lost my job over that shit.
713
00:39:56,211 --> 00:39:57,837
Fuckin' around in there.
714
00:40:01,007 --> 00:40:03,259
Oh, God...
715
00:40:03,259 --> 00:40:05,094
You a cop? Nope.
716
00:40:05,094 --> 00:40:06,888
Rejected his ass.
717
00:40:06,888 --> 00:40:08,014
Fuck you.
718
00:40:08,014 --> 00:40:09,599
I'm getting in the Feds' car.
719
00:40:09,599 --> 00:40:10,559
Damn...!
720
00:40:12,769 --> 00:40:15,104
That's what I'm talking about!
721
00:40:15,104 --> 00:40:17,023
Ah, you hear that?
722
00:40:17,023 --> 00:40:19,609
This motherfucker gonna be a Fed.
723
00:40:19,609 --> 00:40:21,486
Yeah.
724
00:40:21,486 --> 00:40:23,696
You been wanting that shit, too.
725
00:40:23,696 --> 00:40:25,657
It's my dream, dude.
726
00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:27,492
So, you gonna do that shit right,
727
00:40:27,492 --> 00:40:30,537
Or, you know, you gonna do
a little shit on the side?
728
00:40:30,537 --> 00:40:32,705
I'm gonna get my own thing going.
729
00:40:32,705 --> 00:40:35,291
You know, I'll be flipping
shit, make a little money.
730
00:40:35,291 --> 00:40:37,710
You know?
731
00:40:37,710 --> 00:40:41,548
This motherfucker gonna have shit wired.
732
00:40:41,548 --> 00:40:43,883
Scary, huh?
733
00:40:45,301 --> 00:40:48,721
Check this shit out.
734
00:40:48,721 --> 00:40:50,056
Oh, hello!
735
00:40:51,558 --> 00:40:53,309
This is sweet!
736
00:40:53,309 --> 00:40:55,979
We jacked some eses. Got a BB gun, too.
737
00:40:55,979 --> 00:40:58,314
A BB gun? Yo.
738
00:40:58,314 --> 00:41:00,567
Goddamn!
739
00:41:00,567 --> 00:41:03,486
This is a nice little machine.
740
00:41:03,486 --> 00:41:05,530
Three bills, it's yours.
741
00:41:05,530 --> 00:41:07,490
I ain't got three bills, dog.
742
00:41:07,490 --> 00:41:10,577
My lawyer cleaned me out.
743
00:41:10,577 --> 00:41:12,078
Man...
744
00:41:12,078 --> 00:41:15,457
I ain't got no ways or means, homie.
745
00:41:16,749 --> 00:41:18,751
I need this shit, too.
746
00:41:19,752 --> 00:41:21,754
Bring the heat to these motherfuckers
747
00:41:21,754 --> 00:41:23,673
Trippin' around here.
748
00:41:24,757 --> 00:41:26,593
We need ends, dog.
749
00:41:26,593 --> 00:41:30,555
Who'll give us three bills for it?
750
00:41:30,555 --> 00:41:32,390
Hey, uh, I know a cat.
751
00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:34,934
Hangs out at, uh... La Licha
752
00:41:34,934 --> 00:41:36,060
On, uh, Santa Fe.
753
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:37,854
Yeah, I know that place. He cool?
754
00:41:37,854 --> 00:41:40,190
Oh, man, he's old school, real cool.
755
00:41:40,190 --> 00:41:41,608
Veterano named Eddie.
756
00:41:41,608 --> 00:41:43,943
He there today?
757
00:41:43,943 --> 00:41:45,278
Oh, that's just like
his living room, dog.
758
00:41:45,278 --> 00:41:46,613
Mm.
759
00:41:46,613 --> 00:41:49,616
Yeah. Yeah, I'll hook you
up. Don't worry about it.
760
00:41:49,616 --> 00:41:50,784
Cool, cool.
761
00:41:50,784 --> 00:41:53,453
Yo, uh...
762
00:41:53,453 --> 00:41:55,955
Y'all need to come up, dog.
763
00:41:55,955 --> 00:41:57,957
Can you do me a favor?
764
00:41:57,957 --> 00:41:59,292
Sure.
765
00:41:59,292 --> 00:42:00,877
You mind calling my pad
766
00:42:00,877 --> 00:42:02,295
And leaving a fake message
767
00:42:02,295 --> 00:42:05,465
So my old lady thinks I'm
out there looking for a job?
768
00:42:05,465 --> 00:42:08,468
Instead you out getting fucked up.
769
00:42:09,385 --> 00:42:11,221
Can you hook me up,
770
00:42:11,221 --> 00:42:13,056
Or what, dog? Huh?
771
00:42:13,056 --> 00:42:14,557
Yeah? All right.
772
00:42:14,557 --> 00:42:16,059
Check this out.
773
00:42:16,059 --> 00:42:19,229
Uh, just call, right?
774
00:42:19,229 --> 00:42:21,564
And say you're from
that place right there
775
00:42:21,564 --> 00:42:24,818
And that you want to
schedule an interview, dude.
776
00:42:24,818 --> 00:42:27,904
Man, y'all some devious
motherfuckers, man.
777
00:42:30,782 --> 00:42:33,993
Hey, hey, make sure she
can't star-69 my shit.
778
00:42:33,993 --> 00:42:36,329
Nah, she's... Serious, man.
779
00:42:36,329 --> 00:42:39,124
I ain't trying to break
up no shit on this.
780
00:42:39,124 --> 00:42:41,084
All right, it's ringing. Here you go.
781
00:42:41,084 --> 00:42:42,794
Be serious, dude. Hey, hey,
782
00:42:42,794 --> 00:42:44,504
Don't sound like a fag, either, man.
783
00:42:44,504 --> 00:42:45,672
That's how he be sounding.
784
00:42:47,215 --> 00:42:49,592
Uh, Mr. Alonzo,
785
00:42:49,592 --> 00:42:51,636
I'm calling from Sunhouse Properties,
786
00:42:51,636 --> 00:42:53,263
Uh, to schedule an interview.
787
00:42:53,263 --> 00:42:57,183
Uh, please call
me back at 213-555-
788
00:42:57,183 --> 00:42:57,903
15-15.
789
00:43:00,353 --> 00:43:01,688
Oh...
790
00:43:01,688 --> 00:43:02,772
Damn, dog!
791
00:43:02,772 --> 00:43:04,774
That shit was good, dude!
792
00:43:04,774 --> 00:43:07,694
Damn, they should give you a
fuckin' Oscar for that shit.
793
00:43:07,694 --> 00:43:09,779
That shit was cold, man.
794
00:43:09,779 --> 00:43:11,990
Playing your woman like
that. Aw, come on, man.
795
00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:14,534
I did three yesterday--
She bought him a six-Pack.
796
00:43:14,534 --> 00:43:16,035
Yeah.
797
00:43:16,035 --> 00:43:18,288
What's one call get you, a fuckin' 40
798
00:43:18,288 --> 00:43:20,039
Of St. Ides?
799
00:43:20,039 --> 00:43:21,541
I'll be like this. Look.
800
00:43:21,541 --> 00:43:23,376
You know you would!
801
00:43:23,376 --> 00:43:25,003
You know you would!
802
00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:27,338
Bitch-Ass motherfucker.
803
00:43:30,758 --> 00:43:31,968
This is good shit, right?
804
00:43:31,968 --> 00:43:34,053
I told you it was some good shit, dog.
805
00:43:34,053 --> 00:43:35,305
Hey, we got to bounce.
806
00:43:35,305 --> 00:43:36,723
Oh, no, no, no, no.
807
00:43:36,723 --> 00:43:39,225
No, no, y'all just got here, dog.
808
00:43:39,225 --> 00:43:40,643
Can't happen.
809
00:43:40,643 --> 00:43:43,813
Come on. Yo, uh, tell that guy Eddie
810
00:43:43,813 --> 00:43:46,566
That we're gonna cruise
through there a little later.
811
00:43:46,566 --> 00:43:47,984
Okay?
812
00:43:47,984 --> 00:43:49,736
Aw, yeah. Later, man.
813
00:43:49,736 --> 00:43:51,571
I wish I had the money.
814
00:43:51,571 --> 00:43:53,573
That's a sweet-Ass piece, though.
815
00:43:53,573 --> 00:43:55,658
That shit'll keep the porch clean.
816
00:43:55,658 --> 00:43:58,661
Motherfuckers like y'all
won't be banging on my shit.
817
00:44:08,421 --> 00:44:10,256
Hey, Jim.
818
00:44:11,758 --> 00:44:13,218
We should lose the monkey suits, dude.
819
00:44:38,451 --> 00:44:40,954
Quien es?
820
00:44:53,299 --> 00:44:54,926
Hey, bring us, dos pistos, por favor,
821
00:44:54,926 --> 00:44:56,886
Mi reina.
822
00:44:58,304 --> 00:44:59,389
Damn.
823
00:45:01,975 --> 00:45:04,853
Hey, dog, I don't
think they like us here.
824
00:45:04,853 --> 00:45:05,895
Fuck 'em.
825
00:45:05,895 --> 00:45:07,438
I got my shit.
826
00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:09,899
They make a move, I'm blasting.
827
00:45:11,401 --> 00:45:13,903
Which one of these fools is Eddy?
828
00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:17,490
Yeah. I don't know.
829
00:45:17,490 --> 00:45:20,577
They're all paisas here.
830
00:45:22,829 --> 00:45:26,833
Hey, why don't you ask
that homegirl right there?
831
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,347
Sientate, guapa.
832
00:45:41,347 --> 00:45:42,348
Mm.
833
00:45:42,348 --> 00:45:43,433
Habla Espanol?
834
00:45:43,433 --> 00:45:44,476
Si.
835
00:45:44,476 --> 00:45:45,602
Que bien.
836
00:45:45,602 --> 00:45:48,188
Sabas donde esta el Eddy?
837
00:45:48,188 --> 00:45:50,690
Eddy, te hablan.
838
00:45:57,489 --> 00:45:59,532
Que paso?
839
00:45:59,532 --> 00:46:01,451
Do I know you?
840
00:46:01,451 --> 00:46:03,870
My homeboy Darrell said to talk to you.
841
00:46:03,870 --> 00:46:06,956
Darrell? Yeah.
842
00:46:08,541 --> 00:46:09,626
I'm Jim, homie.
843
00:46:11,878 --> 00:46:14,297
What's up, man? Mike, dog.
844
00:46:14,297 --> 00:46:16,716
All right. So what's up?
845
00:46:16,716 --> 00:46:18,551
Need a cohete?
846
00:46:20,053 --> 00:46:21,888
Maybe.
847
00:46:26,559 --> 00:46:27,560
What kind?
848
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,646
Ruger P-94,
brand-New.
849
00:46:29,646 --> 00:46:31,231
Ruger, huh? Yeah.
850
00:46:31,231 --> 00:46:32,232
How many mags?
851
00:46:32,232 --> 00:46:34,234
One high cap. I'll throw
in the hollow points.
852
00:46:36,402 --> 00:46:37,737
Strictly Black Talons, homes.
853
00:46:37,737 --> 00:46:39,989
Homies be wearing vests these days,
854
00:46:39,989 --> 00:46:41,324
Know what I'm saying?
855
00:46:41,324 --> 00:46:42,325
Is it new?
856
00:46:42,325 --> 00:46:44,244
Yeah, it's brand-New.
857
00:46:44,244 --> 00:46:45,995
Where's it at?
858
00:46:45,995 --> 00:46:47,247
I can get it.
859
00:46:50,250 --> 00:46:51,334
How much?
860
00:46:51,334 --> 00:46:53,753
Three bills.
861
00:46:53,753 --> 00:46:55,255
I'll give you $250 if it's new.
862
00:46:55,255 --> 00:46:56,589
If not, I'll give you $200.
863
00:47:01,761 --> 00:47:03,011
Cool.
864
00:47:04,097 --> 00:47:07,517
You got the feria, homie?
865
00:47:07,517 --> 00:47:09,102
I can get it.
866
00:47:09,102 --> 00:47:10,770
Orale.
867
00:47:10,770 --> 00:47:12,856
Let's kick back, have a couple pistos
868
00:47:12,856 --> 00:47:15,024
Before we handle business, eh?
869
00:47:18,278 --> 00:47:19,279
Hey, guero, you like her?
870
00:47:19,279 --> 00:47:22,198
I do need to get laid.
871
00:47:22,198 --> 00:47:24,033
There it is right there, brother.
872
00:47:24,033 --> 00:47:25,285
Yo, give me that cohete.
873
00:47:39,215 --> 00:47:43,136
Mataste a un flor.
874
00:47:50,393 --> 00:47:51,644
Oh, shit!
875
00:47:51,644 --> 00:47:53,229
Open the fucking door!
876
00:48:03,156 --> 00:48:04,157
Holy shit, dude!
877
00:48:06,075 --> 00:48:07,327
You think he's gonna fuckin' die?!
878
00:48:07,327 --> 00:48:09,245
Sure. Got his carotid.
879
00:48:09,245 --> 00:48:11,080
Fucker was garden-Hosing.
880
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,081
He'll bleed out.
881
00:48:12,081 --> 00:48:13,333
Oh, shit, dude,
882
00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:15,335
I've seen dudes get shot,
man, but I never seen
883
00:48:15,335 --> 00:48:16,836
No motherfucking shit
like that before, man!
884
00:48:16,836 --> 00:48:19,255
Fucked his shit up, you know?
885
00:48:19,255 --> 00:48:21,508
Quick as shit, too. That crack-Crack!
886
00:48:21,508 --> 00:48:24,177
Turned that vato into
a fountain of blood.
887
00:48:24,177 --> 00:48:25,845
Why the fuck did he do that, man?
888
00:48:25,845 --> 00:48:27,847
That shit could have been
over anything, you know?
889
00:48:27,847 --> 00:48:29,432
Money, drugs, bitches,
respect, whatever.
890
00:48:29,432 --> 00:48:30,850
That homie, straight-Up pimp.
891
00:48:30,850 --> 00:48:32,852
You know, maybe he turned
out that dude's daughter.
892
00:48:32,852 --> 00:48:33,937
Looney tunes and shit,
893
00:48:33,937 --> 00:48:35,438
Glass all stuck in his fuckin' neck.
894
00:48:35,438 --> 00:48:37,357
Did you see all that
fuckin' blood over there?!
895
00:48:37,357 --> 00:48:39,692
Yeah, man, the human
body's got a gallon.
896
00:48:39,692 --> 00:48:40,942
Damn!
897
00:48:42,862 --> 00:48:45,782
I could a boned Gracie.
898
00:48:45,782 --> 00:48:48,535
She had that proper thickness.
899
00:48:48,535 --> 00:48:49,536
Look at me, dog.
900
00:48:49,536 --> 00:48:51,538
Look at me.
901
00:48:51,538 --> 00:48:54,374
I'm fuckin' traumatized and shit.
902
00:48:54,374 --> 00:48:58,128
Yo, homie, that shit don't
fuckin' faze you at all?
903
00:48:58,128 --> 00:49:00,547
Oh, man, I seen way worse.
904
00:49:00,547 --> 00:49:03,133
Trashcanistan.
905
00:49:03,133 --> 00:49:06,636
My battle buddy, he got
his legs and arms blown off
906
00:49:06,636 --> 00:49:09,055
By a booby-Trapped motorcycle.
907
00:49:09,055 --> 00:49:12,308
Medic saved his ass and he lived.
908
00:49:12,308 --> 00:49:16,229
He didn't want to, but he did.
909
00:49:16,229 --> 00:49:17,647
I got to face my woman.
910
00:49:17,647 --> 00:49:19,983
How in the fuck am I supposed
to play this shit off, huh?
911
00:49:19,983 --> 00:49:22,068
Man, you'll do it, player.
912
00:49:30,577 --> 00:49:32,328
Hey, baby girl, you cooking?
913
00:49:32,328 --> 00:49:33,746
Yeah. Where have you been?
914
00:49:33,746 --> 00:49:35,248
Oh, Jim's pad.
915
00:49:35,248 --> 00:49:36,583
You been drinking?
916
00:49:36,583 --> 00:49:38,251
Oh, you know, I had a few brews.
917
00:49:38,251 --> 00:49:39,669
A few? Yeah.
918
00:49:39,669 --> 00:49:40,920
You look wasted.
919
00:49:44,340 --> 00:49:45,341
Don't trip, girl.
920
00:49:45,341 --> 00:49:46,593
I've been working all day.
921
00:49:46,593 --> 00:49:50,930
I've been looking for work all day.
922
00:49:50,930 --> 00:49:53,933
I wish I could hang out and
get wasted like the old days.
923
00:49:53,933 --> 00:49:55,768
You know what?
924
00:49:55,768 --> 00:49:58,104
When I'm working, you can lounge.
925
00:49:58,104 --> 00:50:00,023
I'll fix this place up,
926
00:50:00,023 --> 00:50:01,441
Get you nice clothes and stuff...
927
00:50:01,441 --> 00:50:02,692
Mike, Mike, Mike.
928
00:50:02,692 --> 00:50:05,278
It doesn't have anything
to do with money.
929
00:50:05,278 --> 00:50:06,696
Come here.
930
00:50:06,696 --> 00:50:10,116
Sit down. I want to talk to you.
931
00:50:10,116 --> 00:50:11,701
Hey, it's not about stuff.
932
00:50:11,701 --> 00:50:14,704
It's about you and me
needing an equal partner.
933
00:50:14,704 --> 00:50:16,206
Right.
934
00:50:16,206 --> 00:50:18,374
Hey, I know that you
supported me through college
935
00:50:18,374 --> 00:50:19,876
And I'm gonna always
936
00:50:19,876 --> 00:50:21,044
Owe you for that. Right.
937
00:50:21,044 --> 00:50:22,295
Now everything's flipped
938
00:50:22,295 --> 00:50:23,963
And I feel like I'm
doing everything alone.
939
00:50:23,963 --> 00:50:28,051
You know, sometimes I
feel like you're my kid.
940
00:50:28,051 --> 00:50:30,053
I mean, you sneak around like one.
941
00:50:30,053 --> 00:50:31,304
Oh-Ho!
942
00:50:31,304 --> 00:50:34,390
Look... Wow, dude.
943
00:50:34,390 --> 00:50:36,726
I'm sorry.
944
00:50:36,726 --> 00:50:37,727
Be cool, baby girl,
945
00:50:37,727 --> 00:50:39,229
I'm on a mission to
get my shit together.
946
00:50:39,229 --> 00:50:41,815
I applied at this commercial
realty company in Studio City,
947
00:50:41,815 --> 00:50:44,150
And this black guy, he
was the office manager
948
00:50:44,150 --> 00:50:45,401
And he's fuckin' hella cool,
949
00:50:45,401 --> 00:50:47,237
You know? We're talkin'
and all that shit.
950
00:50:47,237 --> 00:50:49,489
You know? We're just
kickin' it and all that.
951
00:50:49,489 --> 00:50:51,991
Did you, did you check the messages?
952
00:50:53,827 --> 00:50:56,329
Four messages.
953
00:50:56,329 --> 00:50:57,997
Mr. Alonzo, I'm calling
954
00:50:57,997 --> 00:51:00,667
From Sunhouse Properties
to schedule an interview.
955
00:51:00,667 --> 00:51:03,253
Honey, this is great!
956
00:51:03,253 --> 00:51:06,172
Mm, mm... Oh! Oh...
957
00:51:06,172 --> 00:51:08,174
You better call him first
thing in the morning.
958
00:51:08,174 --> 00:51:09,759
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
959
00:51:09,759 --> 00:51:13,179
Oh, damn, dog, that shit was good, dude.
960
00:51:13,179 --> 00:51:15,682
Damn, they should give you a
fuckin' Oscar for that shit.
961
00:51:26,609 --> 00:51:28,361
You just stood there
962
00:51:28,361 --> 00:51:32,365
And you fed me a line of
bullshit like it was nothing.
963
00:51:32,365 --> 00:51:36,202
You should be the lawyer.
964
00:51:36,202 --> 00:51:38,788
How could you just do that?
965
00:51:38,788 --> 00:51:42,542
How could you look me in the
eye and lie to me like that?
966
00:51:42,542 --> 00:51:43,626
I'm sorry.
967
00:51:43,626 --> 00:51:46,212
I'd rather you hit me.
968
00:51:47,714 --> 00:51:49,549
I'm your clown.
969
00:51:49,549 --> 00:51:51,134
I'm your fucking clown.
970
00:51:51,134 --> 00:51:54,721
And you and Jim are laughing at me?
971
00:51:54,721 --> 00:51:56,723
No, it's not...
972
00:51:56,723 --> 00:52:01,060
No, no, no, you are so
utterly, irrevocably busted!
973
00:52:04,731 --> 00:52:07,150
Why don't you just go play
with your little butt buddy?
974
00:52:07,150 --> 00:52:09,152
Go cook up more lies.
975
00:52:09,152 --> 00:52:11,154
You know, I bet you're
doing lines again.
976
00:52:11,154 --> 00:52:13,823
Dude, how could you say that shit?
977
00:52:13,823 --> 00:52:15,074
I'm not fuckin' doing lines again.
978
00:52:15,074 --> 00:52:16,659
Yeah, right, right.
979
00:52:16,659 --> 00:52:18,328
I'm not fuckin' doing lines again!
980
00:52:18,328 --> 00:52:20,914
Right now your word is less than shit.
981
00:52:20,914 --> 00:52:22,999
Maybe you should go.
982
00:52:22,999 --> 00:52:26,920
Just fuckin' go.
983
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:31,090
Just fuckin'... just go, right?
984
00:52:31,090 --> 00:52:32,675
Fuck it. I'll fuckin' go!
985
00:52:32,675 --> 00:52:33,843
Please, go. Go!
986
00:52:33,843 --> 00:52:35,762
Fuck it then! I'll fuckin' go!
987
00:52:35,762 --> 00:52:37,430
Then go, Mike!
988
00:52:37,430 --> 00:52:38,598
I'm serious! I'll fuckin' go
989
00:52:38,598 --> 00:52:39,849
Except I won't fuckin' come back!
990
00:52:39,849 --> 00:52:41,100
You want me to fuckin' go?!
991
00:52:41,100 --> 00:52:42,101
Fuckin' go, Mike!
992
00:52:42,101 --> 00:52:43,436
I'll fuckin' go then!
993
00:52:43,436 --> 00:52:44,437
I'll fuckin' go!
994
00:52:44,437 --> 00:52:47,440
Get the fuck outta here!
995
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,000
Hello?
996
00:52:56,866 --> 00:52:57,946
Speaking.
997
00:53:00,537 --> 00:53:04,791
Of course, sir. Absolutely.
998
00:53:04,791 --> 00:53:07,877
Thank you very much, Agent Richards.
999
00:53:07,877 --> 00:53:09,963
Thank you, sir.
1000
00:53:15,135 --> 00:53:16,136
Who was that?
1001
00:53:16,136 --> 00:53:17,554
That was the feds, my friend.
1002
00:53:17,554 --> 00:53:21,224
I've been informed that
I passed my urinalysis
1003
00:53:21,224 --> 00:53:23,726
And they would like me
to go in this morning
1004
00:53:23,726 --> 00:53:26,980
To start formal testing.
1005
00:53:26,980 --> 00:53:28,481
Fuck yeah, dude.
1006
00:53:28,481 --> 00:53:29,649
I'll be there all day,
1007
00:53:29,649 --> 00:53:32,735
So take my ride, get your ass a job.
1008
00:53:32,735 --> 00:53:33,820
Let's go.
1009
00:53:33,820 --> 00:53:35,155
Oh, shit!
1010
00:53:35,155 --> 00:53:38,825
Come on. Get your parasitic ass in gear.
1011
00:53:42,912 --> 00:53:46,833
I had some twisted-Ass dreams
about that dude being killed.
1012
00:53:46,833 --> 00:53:48,835
I slept like a baby.
1013
00:53:48,835 --> 00:53:52,338
I heard screaming.
1014
00:53:52,338 --> 00:53:53,923
What kind of tests?
1015
00:53:53,923 --> 00:53:56,759
Psychological tests.
1016
00:53:56,759 --> 00:54:00,013
Geez, you're a freakin' psycho, dude.
1017
00:54:00,013 --> 00:54:01,514
Don't answer that shit honestly.
1018
00:54:01,514 --> 00:54:04,017
Hell no.
1019
00:54:04,017 --> 00:54:07,353
They use the Minnesota
Multiphasic Inventory.
1020
00:54:07,353 --> 00:54:11,524
It's like 600 questions,
cross-Referenced
1021
00:54:11,524 --> 00:54:13,610
To detect deception.
1022
00:54:13,610 --> 00:54:15,111
They ask the same shit
1023
00:54:15,111 --> 00:54:17,113
Six different ways. It's lame.
1024
00:54:17,113 --> 00:54:19,032
You'll ace it.
1025
00:54:19,032 --> 00:54:22,619
Dude, I'm gonna pull it off.
1026
00:54:22,619 --> 00:54:26,206
All I needed was a shot.
1027
00:54:26,206 --> 00:54:28,041
Gotta play the system.
1028
00:54:28,041 --> 00:54:31,377
Like a piano.
1029
00:54:40,303 --> 00:54:41,888
You done with that crap, son?
1030
00:54:41,888 --> 00:54:43,223
Yes, sir.
1031
00:54:43,223 --> 00:54:45,892
Let's grab some coffee
while these guys finish up.
1032
00:54:45,892 --> 00:54:47,977
Bring that with you.
1033
00:54:49,062 --> 00:54:50,980
I see dumb people.
1034
00:54:54,150 --> 00:54:56,402
We reviewed your LAPD package.
1035
00:54:56,402 --> 00:54:58,988
Since they ran your
background, physical and psych,
1036
00:54:58,988 --> 00:55:01,074
We're going with their paper.
1037
00:55:01,074 --> 00:55:02,659
Navy sucks. Army swallows.
1038
00:55:02,659 --> 00:55:04,577
Took a little work to
pry your jacket loose
1039
00:55:04,577 --> 00:55:06,079
From their people.
1040
00:55:06,079 --> 00:55:08,665
They don't much like us poaching
from their applicant pool.
1041
00:55:08,665 --> 00:55:10,250
Move it, dirt bag.
1042
00:55:11,751 --> 00:55:13,253
Why'd they drop me?
1043
00:55:13,253 --> 00:55:15,755
Someone here make a call?
1044
00:55:15,755 --> 00:55:17,173
Nope.
1045
00:55:17,173 --> 00:55:18,508
They dropped you on psych, Jim.
1046
00:55:19,926 --> 00:55:22,011
You blew their profiles.
1047
00:55:22,011 --> 00:55:24,764
We're all a little goofy here.
1048
00:55:24,764 --> 00:55:27,433
You'd rather be with us, wouldn't you?
1049
00:55:27,433 --> 00:55:29,102
Absolutely, sir.
1050
00:55:29,102 --> 00:55:31,437
Good answer.
1051
00:55:31,437 --> 00:55:32,939
Have a seat.
1052
00:55:34,190 --> 00:55:36,192
Said you were bilingual on your app.
1053
00:55:36,192 --> 00:55:37,861
They want to test your Spanish.
1054
00:55:37,861 --> 00:55:40,280
We can get that going if you got time.
1055
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,115
Yes. Sure.
1056
00:55:42,115 --> 00:55:43,700
Who's "they"?
1057
00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:45,285
Your fans upstairs.
1058
00:55:45,285 --> 00:55:47,203
Fans upstairs? Who?
1059
00:55:47,203 --> 00:55:49,789
This is some shit above my pay grade,
1060
00:55:49,789 --> 00:55:53,376
But some very important
people have an eye on you, Jim.
1061
00:55:57,714 --> 00:55:59,299
Westside Realty Management.
1062
00:55:59,299 --> 00:56:01,050
How may I direct your call?
1063
00:56:02,135 --> 00:56:03,303
Please hold.
1064
00:56:03,303 --> 00:56:06,639
Okay, Mike...
1065
00:56:06,639 --> 00:56:08,141
Alonzo?
1066
00:56:08,141 --> 00:56:09,559
Oh, shit. Joe?!
1067
00:56:09,559 --> 00:56:10,977
Damn...! What's up, dog?
1068
00:56:10,977 --> 00:56:13,062
Mikey, look at you. What
are you doing here, dude?
1069
00:56:13,062 --> 00:56:15,064
Mikey, man, check you out.
1070
00:56:15,064 --> 00:56:16,316
What the fuck you doing here?
1071
00:56:16,316 --> 00:56:17,734
Fucking grew up. I work here.
1072
00:56:17,734 --> 00:56:19,319
Get out of here. Yeah.
1073
00:56:19,319 --> 00:56:21,070
Dude, you got to come on up.
1074
00:56:21,070 --> 00:56:22,322
Yeah, I'll show you the office.
1075
00:56:22,322 --> 00:56:23,823
Fuck, you're gonna trip, man,
1076
00:56:23,823 --> 00:56:25,241
I can see the ocean and everything.
1077
00:56:25,241 --> 00:56:27,660
Check you out, fucking
ocean view and all that.
1078
00:56:27,660 --> 00:56:29,662
You're wearing a suit now.
1079
00:56:29,662 --> 00:56:31,247
Got your hair cut. Hey, watch out, baby.
1080
00:56:31,247 --> 00:56:32,415
Yeah. Tag no more, huh?
1081
00:56:32,415 --> 00:56:33,833
No, man.
1082
00:56:33,833 --> 00:56:35,335
Dude, what's up with
your brother, Pedro?
1083
00:56:35,335 --> 00:56:37,420
Oh, man, he's in Iraq.
He's in a forward unit.
1084
00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:39,339
Get the fuck out of here. Yeah.
1085
00:56:39,339 --> 00:56:41,591
Fuckin' Mexicans.
1086
00:56:43,593 --> 00:56:44,511
Bye, sweetie.
1087
00:56:48,097 --> 00:56:50,266
Thank you, sir. I need
me some of this, man.
1088
00:56:50,266 --> 00:56:51,684
I've been taking piss all day.
1089
00:56:51,684 --> 00:56:52,685
Dude!
1090
00:56:52,685 --> 00:56:53,520
What?
1091
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:54,521
You're not going to
1092
00:56:54,521 --> 00:56:55,688
Fucking believe this. What?
1093
00:56:55,688 --> 00:56:57,857
I had an interview today. Yeah?
1094
00:56:57,857 --> 00:56:59,359
Remember Crazy Joe? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1095
00:56:59,359 --> 00:57:01,277
Dude stomped that guy's
face in at Taco Land
1096
00:57:01,277 --> 00:57:03,279
For grabbing his chick's ass.
1097
00:57:03,279 --> 00:57:04,864
Homeboy got his shit together, man.
1098
00:57:04,864 --> 00:57:05,949
Went to UCLA.
1099
00:57:05,949 --> 00:57:08,201
Works at this office up in Century City.
1100
00:57:08,201 --> 00:57:09,619
I got the hookup, dog.
1101
00:57:09,619 --> 00:57:11,788
12 an hour. Hoo-Hoo!
1102
00:57:11,788 --> 00:57:13,456
That's a lot of lettuce. That's right.
1103
00:57:13,456 --> 00:57:15,125
And in three months, I get benefits.
1104
00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:16,209
Damn! Benefits?
1105
00:57:16,209 --> 00:57:17,961
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit!
1106
00:57:17,961 --> 00:57:19,129
Yeah!
1107
00:57:19,129 --> 00:57:20,797
It's not for sure yet, though, dude.
1108
00:57:20,797 --> 00:57:22,465
I still got to meet the owner, right.
1109
00:57:22,465 --> 00:57:24,217
But he says I'm straight.
1110
00:57:24,217 --> 00:57:25,552
It's all good, you know.
1111
00:57:25,552 --> 00:57:27,554
You're in. Dude...
1112
00:57:27,554 --> 00:57:29,055
I'm in. Oh, shit.
1113
00:57:29,055 --> 00:57:30,557
Yeah... What happened?
1114
00:57:30,557 --> 00:57:32,142
They want my ass, man.
Going back tomorrow
1115
00:57:32,142 --> 00:57:33,560
For a polygraph test.
1116
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,812
If I pass that, they'll
send me to Georgia next week.
1117
00:57:35,812 --> 00:57:37,897
Oh...! Damn! It's like that?!
1118
00:57:37,897 --> 00:57:39,232
What's up, lawman?
1119
00:57:39,232 --> 00:57:40,567
Whoo-Hoo!
1120
00:57:40,567 --> 00:57:42,235
How you gonna pass a lie detector test,
1121
00:57:42,235 --> 00:57:43,903
You lying motherfucker? Aw, easy, man.
1122
00:57:43,903 --> 00:57:46,739
After every question,
you just fucking squeeze
1123
00:57:46,739 --> 00:57:48,408
Like you're taking a
dump, you know, man.
1124
00:57:48,408 --> 00:57:50,493
It throws the machine off. Ooh! Oh, dog.
1125
00:57:50,493 --> 00:57:52,245
You're gonna shit your
pants like that, bro.
1126
00:57:52,245 --> 00:57:53,413
Fuck, I think I just did.
1127
00:57:53,413 --> 00:57:55,081
All right, Jim,
1128
00:57:55,081 --> 00:57:57,000
I'm going to ask you
some control questions
1129
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,252
Before we get to the good stuff.
1130
00:57:59,252 --> 00:58:01,754
They can be answered just "yes" or "no."
1131
00:58:01,754 --> 00:58:05,008
Just relax and respond naturally.
1132
00:58:06,092 --> 00:58:07,177
Are you ready?
1133
00:58:07,177 --> 00:58:08,178
Yes, sir.
1134
00:58:08,178 --> 00:58:10,597
You can just answer "yes" or "no."
1135
00:58:13,099 --> 00:58:16,019
"Is your name Jim Luther Davis?"
1136
00:58:16,019 --> 00:58:17,770
Yes.
1137
00:58:17,770 --> 00:58:20,356
"Do you live in Los Angeles?"
1138
00:58:20,356 --> 00:58:21,356
Yes.
1139
00:58:22,942 --> 00:58:25,862
"Are you 26 years old?"
1140
00:58:25,862 --> 00:58:26,946
Yes.
1141
00:58:28,448 --> 00:58:30,116
"Are you married?"
1142
00:58:30,116 --> 00:58:30,866
No.
1143
00:58:35,789 --> 00:58:37,207
"Are you wearing shoes?"
1144
00:58:37,207 --> 00:58:38,207
Yes.
1145
00:58:40,710 --> 00:58:43,797
"Have you ever smoked marijuana?"
1146
00:58:43,797 --> 00:58:44,797
Yes.
1147
00:58:48,134 --> 00:58:51,137
"Aside from the occasion you
mentioned in your application?"
1148
00:58:51,137 --> 00:58:51,887
No.
1149
00:58:56,309 --> 00:58:58,978
Jim, knock it off.
1150
00:59:00,897 --> 00:59:02,148
What, sir?
1151
00:59:02,148 --> 00:59:04,234
Son, I've been doing
polygraph examinations
1152
00:59:04,234 --> 00:59:07,487
Since you were swimming
in your daddy's balls.
1153
00:59:07,487 --> 00:59:09,989
So I know all the tricks.
1154
00:59:09,989 --> 00:59:11,658
You've either got a tack in your shoe
1155
00:59:11,658 --> 00:59:13,660
Or you're clinching your butt.
1156
00:59:13,660 --> 00:59:16,496
I've got spikes all over this thing.
1157
00:59:16,496 --> 00:59:19,666
If you do it again,
1158
00:59:19,666 --> 00:59:22,001
I'm going to void this test
1159
00:59:22,001 --> 00:59:24,087
And report that you were uncooperative.
1160
00:59:24,087 --> 00:59:25,421
Do you understand?
1161
00:59:25,421 --> 00:59:27,257
Yes, sir.
1162
00:59:30,176 --> 00:59:32,011
Walk with me.
1163
00:59:34,097 --> 00:59:35,431
We've got a problem, Jim.
1164
00:59:35,431 --> 00:59:36,850
With what?
1165
00:59:36,850 --> 00:59:38,434
With your candor.
1166
00:59:39,519 --> 00:59:41,604
Come in.
1167
00:59:41,604 --> 00:59:42,689
He's here, sir.
1168
00:59:42,689 --> 00:59:44,440
Bring him in.
1169
00:59:46,359 --> 00:59:48,611
Jim, this is Mr. Hollenbeck,
our regional director.
1170
00:59:48,611 --> 00:59:49,612
Pleased to meet you, sir.
1171
00:59:49,612 --> 00:59:51,197
Have a seat.
1172
00:59:51,197 --> 00:59:52,782
Mr. Gillespie.
1173
00:59:52,782 --> 00:59:55,201
Pleased to meet you, sir.
1174
00:59:57,537 --> 00:59:59,873
Jim, uh...
1175
00:59:59,873 --> 01:00:01,124
You're an exemplary candidate
1176
01:00:01,124 --> 01:00:03,543
With valuable operational experience.
1177
01:00:03,543 --> 01:00:07,213
You've cleared the psych
and physical hurdles.
1178
01:00:07,213 --> 01:00:09,966
Your credit's good, you've
kept your nose clean,
1179
01:00:09,966 --> 01:00:11,468
You've got the Spanish.
1180
01:00:11,468 --> 01:00:12,802
You clearance is still valid.
1181
01:00:12,802 --> 01:00:14,220
Everybody we talked to for background
1182
01:00:14,220 --> 01:00:17,140
Had only great things to say about you.
1183
01:00:17,140 --> 01:00:19,225
And then you scored a
negative-Five on the polygraph.
1184
01:00:19,225 --> 01:00:23,563
That's indicative of deception.
1185
01:00:23,563 --> 01:00:25,148
We were wondering why
1186
01:00:25,148 --> 01:00:27,984
Until we got the results of urinalysis.
1187
01:00:27,984 --> 01:00:31,738
We detected THC metabolites
in the urine, Jim.
1188
01:00:33,573 --> 01:00:36,576
Levels were just below
the positive threshold,
1189
01:00:36,576 --> 01:00:39,245
But there was a presence.
1190
01:00:39,245 --> 01:00:41,331
Do you have a drug problem, Mr. Davis?
1191
01:00:41,331 --> 01:00:42,916
I don't have a drug problem, sir.
1192
01:00:44,751 --> 01:00:47,253
I made a very stupid mistake.
1193
01:00:47,253 --> 01:00:48,671
Would you care to tell
us the circumstances
1194
01:00:48,671 --> 01:00:49,839
Of your stupid mistake?
1195
01:00:49,839 --> 01:00:51,841
I was at a party...
1196
01:00:51,841 --> 01:00:55,011
And someone offered me a joint.
1197
01:00:55,011 --> 01:00:58,765
I was pretty angry
about not getting into
1198
01:00:58,765 --> 01:01:02,769
The LAPD, so I was
feeling rebellious and, uh
1199
01:01:05,772 --> 01:01:08,441
I inhaled.
1200
01:01:08,441 --> 01:01:11,111
Someone considering a
career in law enforcement
1201
01:01:11,111 --> 01:01:12,695
Would be well advised to exercise
1202
01:01:12,695 --> 01:01:14,364
A little more discipline.
1203
01:01:14,364 --> 01:01:16,282
Yes, sir.
1204
01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:20,620
I'm on the fence, Doug.
1205
01:01:20,620 --> 01:01:22,205
It's your call.
1206
01:01:22,205 --> 01:01:24,541
Mr. Davis, I'm in charge
of several programs.
1207
01:01:24,541 --> 01:01:26,543
Yes, sir?
1208
01:01:26,543 --> 01:01:29,462
Had a nice chat with your
old commanding officer.
1209
01:01:37,971 --> 01:01:39,722
Good.
1210
01:01:39,722 --> 01:01:41,057
Recognize these guys?
1211
01:01:44,644 --> 01:01:46,729
Huh? Yeah,
1212
01:01:46,729 --> 01:01:47,730
They're your buddies.
1213
01:01:47,730 --> 01:01:49,315
Your old Hajji buddies.
1214
01:01:49,315 --> 01:01:51,401
You should work in a deli
how you sliced these guys up.
1215
01:01:51,401 --> 01:01:52,485
Jesus Christ.
1216
01:01:52,485 --> 01:01:53,987
Oh, I'm sorry.
1217
01:01:53,987 --> 01:01:56,489
Did I ruin your lunch?
1218
01:01:56,489 --> 01:01:58,324
You went through those sons of bitches
1219
01:01:58,324 --> 01:02:00,410
Like butter.
1220
01:02:00,410 --> 01:02:01,995
I took my objective
1221
01:02:01,995 --> 01:02:03,580
And did what was necessary
1222
01:02:03,580 --> 01:02:06,583
To obtain information
vital to national security
1223
01:02:06,583 --> 01:02:08,751
That saved American lives.
1224
01:02:08,751 --> 01:02:10,670
Whacked them all, huh, Jim?
1225
01:02:10,670 --> 01:02:12,922
My C.O. Told me not to
leave anything breathing.
1226
01:02:12,922 --> 01:02:14,841
I do what I'm told. Relax, son.
1227
01:02:14,841 --> 01:02:18,678
You were getting paid to fuck people up.
1228
01:02:18,678 --> 01:02:20,346
You know we're beefing up
our anti-Narcotics programs
1229
01:02:20,346 --> 01:02:22,849
In Latin America.
1230
01:02:22,849 --> 01:02:24,017
Yes, sir.
1231
01:02:24,017 --> 01:02:26,853
I had heard some
things on the grapevine.
1232
01:02:26,853 --> 01:02:28,521
I want you on my team.
1233
01:02:28,521 --> 01:02:30,356
I need someone who can get things done
1234
01:02:30,356 --> 01:02:32,192
On my task force in Colombia.
1235
01:02:32,192 --> 01:02:32,912
Sir...
1236
01:02:34,611 --> 01:02:37,280
I listed Los Angeles and
San Diego on my dream sheet.
1237
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:39,115
No slots in southern California?
1238
01:02:39,115 --> 01:02:40,784
No, Jim.
1239
01:02:40,784 --> 01:02:41,785
I got Colombia.
1240
01:02:41,785 --> 01:02:43,703
That's what I have for you.
1241
01:02:43,703 --> 01:02:45,705
If it's not what you want,
1242
01:02:45,705 --> 01:02:46,706
Thank you for your time.
1243
01:02:46,706 --> 01:02:49,125
You can hit the door.
1244
01:02:50,710 --> 01:02:53,797
What exactly would I be doing?
1245
01:02:53,797 --> 01:02:56,382
Running and gunning in the jungle?
1246
01:02:56,382 --> 01:02:58,551
Mr. Davis, this is the deal.
1247
01:02:58,551 --> 01:03:00,553
You'll be riding shotgun with the locals
1248
01:03:00,553 --> 01:03:02,806
As interpreter-Advisor
on sharp end operations.
1249
01:03:02,806 --> 01:03:04,307
You'll be in some very hot areas.
1250
01:03:04,307 --> 01:03:06,142
How hot?
1251
01:03:06,142 --> 01:03:07,644
We talking trigger time?
1252
01:03:07,644 --> 01:03:08,978
Sure, if you want.
1253
01:03:08,978 --> 01:03:11,898
Well, who exactly
would I be working for?
1254
01:03:11,898 --> 01:03:14,067
The U.S. Government, Jim.
1255
01:03:14,067 --> 01:03:16,903
I want you in Glynco, Georgia next week.
1256
01:03:16,903 --> 01:03:19,072
You make it through in one piece,
1257
01:03:19,072 --> 01:03:22,659
You'll be working Colombia's
finest by the summer.
1258
01:03:22,659 --> 01:03:24,577
It's just that...
1259
01:03:24,577 --> 01:03:27,163
I'm supposed to get married, sir.
1260
01:03:27,163 --> 01:03:29,249
Maybe now is not the
time to start a family.
1261
01:03:29,249 --> 01:03:30,917
We've been together a long time.
1262
01:03:30,917 --> 01:03:33,336
I'm serious about marrying her.
1263
01:03:33,336 --> 01:03:38,258
Foreign bride could jeopardize
your security clearance.
1264
01:03:38,258 --> 01:03:43,096
Jim, don't shack up with some Mexican.
1265
01:03:43,096 --> 01:03:46,516
Colombian broads are
smoking hot and knee deep.
1266
01:03:46,516 --> 01:03:48,768
You get a per diem and a driver.
1267
01:03:48,768 --> 01:03:50,937
You'll live like a
fucking king down there.
1268
01:03:50,937 --> 01:03:52,021
Yes, sir, I understand.
1269
01:03:52,021 --> 01:03:53,106
You take some time,
1270
01:03:53,106 --> 01:03:54,524
Think about what you want to do.
1271
01:03:54,524 --> 01:03:55,608
This is a serious commitment.
1272
01:03:59,779 --> 01:04:03,199
I want the opportunity, sir.
1273
01:04:03,199 --> 01:04:05,201
I want on board.
1274
01:04:10,123 --> 01:04:11,624
Welcome aboard.
1275
01:04:11,624 --> 01:04:13,126
I'm taking a big chance on you.
1276
01:04:13,126 --> 01:04:14,210
Thank you, sir.
1277
01:04:14,210 --> 01:04:15,879
This is the career I've dreamed of.
1278
01:04:15,879 --> 01:04:17,297
These are your orders,
1279
01:04:17,297 --> 01:04:18,798
Orientation material and travel money.
1280
01:04:18,798 --> 01:04:22,802
Report to FLETC before the
end of working hours Wednesday.
1281
01:04:22,802 --> 01:04:24,971
Thank you, sir.
1282
01:04:24,971 --> 01:04:26,139
Go.
1283
01:04:43,990 --> 01:04:46,326
Sorry, dog.
1284
01:04:52,165 --> 01:04:54,250
I got the job.
1285
01:04:55,418 --> 01:04:57,253
Oh, shit.
1286
01:04:57,253 --> 01:04:58,503
Yeah?
1287
01:04:59,923 --> 01:05:02,008
Me, too.
1288
01:05:04,260 --> 01:05:06,596
When do you start? Monday.
1289
01:05:06,596 --> 01:05:08,014
When do you start?
1290
01:05:08,014 --> 01:05:09,265
Wednesday.
1291
01:05:09,265 --> 01:05:12,685
Big Jim, back on the man's payroll.
1292
01:05:12,685 --> 01:05:15,522
Got the W-2
1293
01:05:15,522 --> 01:05:18,775
And the employee handbook
as proof of employment.
1294
01:05:18,775 --> 01:05:21,861
I will be back in the
arms of my woman tonight.
1295
01:05:21,861 --> 01:05:23,111
Good.
1296
01:05:25,115 --> 01:05:27,534
Hey, we got to celebrate this shit.
1297
01:05:28,535 --> 01:05:30,120
Salud.
1298
01:05:33,790 --> 01:05:34,958
Oh, shit.
1299
01:05:38,962 --> 01:05:40,713
Fuzz.
1300
01:05:40,713 --> 01:05:42,632
They're on my ass, dog.
1301
01:05:42,632 --> 01:05:45,468
And my license is suspended.
1302
01:05:45,468 --> 01:05:47,303
Yeah, maybe he's after someone else.
1303
01:05:49,389 --> 01:05:51,558
Shit. Fucking shit, man.
1304
01:05:51,558 --> 01:05:53,810
He's pointing right at me.
1305
01:05:53,810 --> 01:05:55,895
And we got the open beers.
1306
01:05:55,895 --> 01:05:58,815
Fuck the beers, the guns.
1307
01:05:58,815 --> 01:06:00,733
Shoot the fucker.
1308
01:06:00,733 --> 01:06:02,569
Car's in my name. We're fucked.
1309
01:06:05,572 --> 01:06:09,325
Shit. Right when shit was
starting to go good, dude,
1310
01:06:09,325 --> 01:06:10,410
I'm going to jail.
1311
01:06:10,410 --> 01:06:11,744
Damn it, I'm going to jail.
1312
01:06:13,997 --> 01:06:15,582
I can dump these guys.
1313
01:06:16,749 --> 01:06:18,835
Rip the video from their trunk.
1314
01:06:24,507 --> 01:06:25,675
Let's see them hands.
1315
01:06:25,675 --> 01:06:26,759
Let's see your hands
1316
01:06:26,759 --> 01:06:28,678
On the fucking dash!
1317
01:06:28,678 --> 01:06:31,681
Grab the sky or I'll blow
your fucking heads off.
1318
01:06:31,681 --> 01:06:33,933
Blink and die, scumbags.
1319
01:06:38,021 --> 01:06:38,771
Oh.
1320
01:06:39,773 --> 01:06:41,608
Look who it is, dude.
1321
01:06:41,608 --> 01:06:43,193
It's all right, I know these guys.
1322
01:06:43,193 --> 01:06:45,278
You fucking asshole.
1323
01:06:45,278 --> 01:06:47,280
You're such a prick. You
scared the fuck out of me.
1324
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:50,617
What's up, homie?
1325
01:06:50,617 --> 01:06:53,286
What's up, fool? What's up, man.
1326
01:06:53,286 --> 01:06:55,872
I almost shot you, jerk.
1327
01:06:55,872 --> 01:06:57,373
That shit wasn't fucking funny, Leo.
1328
01:06:57,373 --> 01:06:58,458
Yeah, it was hilarious.
1329
01:06:58,458 --> 01:07:01,211
You guys getting fucked up?
1330
01:07:01,211 --> 01:07:04,547
Of course, dog, it's Friday.
1331
01:07:04,547 --> 01:07:06,883
Well, Boot, you in the Academy yet?
1332
01:07:06,883 --> 01:07:08,885
Fuck no.
1333
01:07:08,885 --> 01:07:10,220
Fuck the LAPD.
1334
01:07:10,220 --> 01:07:12,806
It's local small-Time bullshit.
1335
01:07:12,806 --> 01:07:13,890
I'm going with the feds.
1336
01:07:13,890 --> 01:07:15,058
How'd you get that hook-Up, dog?
1337
01:07:15,058 --> 01:07:17,227
You know, me, got my connects, you know.
1338
01:07:17,227 --> 01:07:18,311
Going to FLETC on Wednesday.
1339
01:07:18,311 --> 01:07:20,063
Hey, see you can get me in there.
1340
01:07:20,063 --> 01:07:21,731
Yeah, I'll look into that.
1341
01:07:21,731 --> 01:07:23,566
How's Sylvia?
1342
01:07:23,566 --> 01:07:25,735
None of your concern, ass wipe.
1343
01:07:25,735 --> 01:07:28,154
Say hi to her for me, no?
1344
01:07:28,154 --> 01:07:29,489
No.
1345
01:07:29,489 --> 01:07:33,159
This vato's all
protective of his female.
1346
01:07:33,159 --> 01:07:35,328
Check this out.
1347
01:07:36,913 --> 01:07:37,914
Nice, huh?
1348
01:07:37,914 --> 01:07:40,500
It's a nine? Uh-Huh.
1349
01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:42,335
Sorry, dog, I got a lot of nines.
1350
01:07:42,335 --> 01:07:43,920
Come on, dude, it's a bad-Ass Ruger.
1351
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,256
Talk to Toussaint. He'll buy that shit.
1352
01:07:46,256 --> 01:07:48,258
Toussaint, he's... he's in Florida.
1353
01:07:48,258 --> 01:07:50,760
He's back. He called me today.
1354
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:55,181
Page me tonight, bro.
1355
01:07:55,181 --> 01:07:59,185
We'll hit the clubs and
tear up some fine hinas.
1356
01:07:59,185 --> 01:08:01,855
Later. Sure, dog.
1357
01:08:01,855 --> 01:08:03,356
I'm on the City's time.
1358
01:08:03,356 --> 01:08:06,109
You guys be cool.
1359
01:08:06,109 --> 01:08:08,111
Okay?
1360
01:08:12,532 --> 01:08:14,200
That fuck-- He
put a scare in me.
1361
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:15,535
Yeah, me, too.
1362
01:08:15,535 --> 01:08:16,703
He's a dick.
1363
01:08:16,703 --> 01:08:18,455
Want to party with him?
1364
01:08:23,042 --> 01:08:25,545
See if this motherfucker's home, dude.
1365
01:08:32,302 --> 01:08:37,140
Toussaint? Toussaint?!
1366
01:08:37,140 --> 01:08:38,308
Yo, Toussaint?
1367
01:08:38,308 --> 01:08:39,642
Yeah, come on, man.
1368
01:08:39,642 --> 01:08:43,563
Can't go far in that little
fucking place of yours. Fuck in.
1369
01:08:43,563 --> 01:08:45,648
Goddamm it, I'm coming.
1370
01:08:45,648 --> 01:08:47,567
Chill out.
1371
01:08:49,068 --> 01:08:50,487
Washing that dirty ass.
1372
01:08:54,574 --> 01:08:56,576
Damn it.
1373
01:08:56,576 --> 01:08:59,245
Group love. Group... Come on.
1374
01:08:59,245 --> 01:09:00,413
Group love, boys.
1375
01:09:00,413 --> 01:09:04,250
Welcome back, hometown.
1376
01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:07,754
Hey, I missed you crazy fuckers, man.
1377
01:09:07,754 --> 01:09:09,255
Leo told us you were back.
1378
01:09:09,255 --> 01:09:11,508
Thanks for calling asshole.
1379
01:09:15,929 --> 01:09:17,129
You a cop?
1380
01:09:19,432 --> 01:09:20,767
Uh-Uh. Going federal.
1381
01:09:22,602 --> 01:09:24,938
Man, craziest head I know
1382
01:09:24,938 --> 01:09:26,106
Is going
1383
01:09:26,106 --> 01:09:27,107
To be a fed.
1384
01:09:27,107 --> 01:09:30,443
Yes, sir! Sir.
1385
01:09:30,443 --> 01:09:32,112
Still sponging off your woman?
1386
01:09:32,112 --> 01:09:34,614
Fuck you, dog. I got a job.
1387
01:09:34,614 --> 01:09:35,615
This motherfucker.
1388
01:09:35,615 --> 01:09:38,118
Look, dude.
1389
01:09:39,619 --> 01:09:41,621
This is bad.
1390
01:09:41,621 --> 01:09:44,207
It's yours for three big ones, dog.
1391
01:09:44,207 --> 01:09:48,211
Fuck yeah, I want it.
1392
01:09:48,211 --> 01:09:51,881
What's up? What's up?
1393
01:09:51,881 --> 01:09:53,633
Huh?
1394
01:09:53,633 --> 01:09:56,052
What the fuck you say now, huh?
1395
01:09:56,052 --> 01:09:57,637
Hey. Huh?
1396
01:09:57,637 --> 01:10:00,306
Bam, bam, bam.
1397
01:10:00,306 --> 01:10:03,309
Motherfucker, I'm strapped.
1398
01:10:03,309 --> 01:10:05,728
What the fuck is up now, huh?
1399
01:10:05,728 --> 01:10:07,564
Whoo-Ooh!
1400
01:10:07,564 --> 01:10:08,731
Whoa, whoa.
1401
01:10:08,731 --> 01:10:10,316
Your kneecap and shit.
1402
01:10:10,316 --> 01:10:14,737
Step up and get blasted.
1403
01:10:14,737 --> 01:10:18,741
Shit, man, what the fuck is up now?
1404
01:10:18,741 --> 01:10:20,660
Hey, kick back, gunslinger.
1405
01:10:20,660 --> 01:10:21,661
It's loaded.
1406
01:10:21,661 --> 01:10:22,996
That shit goes through walls.
1407
01:10:22,996 --> 01:10:24,164
You pop the neighbor's little kids.
1408
01:10:25,498 --> 01:10:26,666
Uh-Oh.
1409
01:10:26,666 --> 01:10:28,001
Ooh.
1410
01:10:28,918 --> 01:10:31,838
Fuck, dude.
1411
01:10:31,838 --> 01:10:34,924
Whoa, I'm straight, bro.
1412
01:10:34,924 --> 01:10:39,179
Yo, guys, we got to
party tonight, you know?
1413
01:10:39,179 --> 01:10:41,014
Go clubbin' or something.
1414
01:10:41,014 --> 01:10:42,348
I got a better idea.
1415
01:10:42,348 --> 01:10:43,349
What?
1416
01:10:43,349 --> 01:10:44,350
Here, sir.
1417
01:10:46,352 --> 01:10:48,354
Let's go to Mexico.
1418
01:10:48,354 --> 01:10:50,023
Mexico?!
1419
01:10:50,023 --> 01:10:52,108
Yeah. I'm in.
1420
01:10:56,029 --> 01:10:57,864
Only fags like that...
1421
01:10:57,864 --> 01:10:59,866
Because you're a little faggot.
1422
01:10:59,866 --> 01:11:01,367
I don't get it, too much fucking hills.
1423
01:11:01,367 --> 01:11:02,452
Right, right.
1424
01:11:02,452 --> 01:11:05,872
Dude, yo, dude, stay
back boy, stay back.
1425
01:11:05,872 --> 01:11:08,208
Motherfucker's got to ask permission.
1426
01:11:08,208 --> 01:11:11,127
Fuck you, all right?
1427
01:11:11,127 --> 01:11:12,962
Let me tell you something.
1428
01:11:12,962 --> 01:11:14,964
I am a grown motherfucking
man, all right?
1429
01:11:14,964 --> 01:11:16,716
I'm going to tell her the good news,
1430
01:11:16,716 --> 01:11:19,052
Make up, grab my shit and we are out.
1431
01:11:19,052 --> 01:11:21,554
Lines, lines, and more lines.
1432
01:11:21,554 --> 01:11:23,890
For many passengers
traveling through LAX,
1433
01:11:23,890 --> 01:11:26,059
The waiting has become unbearable.
1434
01:11:26,059 --> 01:11:27,560
It's hit or miss, you
can't predict it...
1435
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:30,563
Excuse me, you're not made out of glass.
1436
01:11:30,563 --> 01:11:31,564
I'm made out of me.
1437
01:11:31,564 --> 01:11:34,234
You're drunk.
1438
01:11:34,234 --> 01:11:35,735
I'm celebrating, baby.
1439
01:11:35,735 --> 01:11:37,153
What, another wasted day?
1440
01:11:39,030 --> 01:11:40,657
Here.
1441
01:11:40,657 --> 01:11:43,076
...security since 9-11,
but that's true everywhere.
1442
01:11:43,076 --> 01:11:46,246
...and still a recent
study shows the wait at LAX
1443
01:11:46,246 --> 01:11:47,831
Is the third longest in the world...
1444
01:11:51,584 --> 01:11:53,002
This is a good company.
1445
01:11:53,002 --> 01:11:55,213
They make all the new condos downtown.
1446
01:11:55,213 --> 01:11:56,214
How much?
1447
01:11:56,214 --> 01:11:57,298
$12 an hour.
1448
01:11:57,298 --> 01:11:58,299
Plus their MIS guy
1449
01:11:58,299 --> 01:11:59,509
Is leaving in three months.
1450
01:11:59,509 --> 01:12:01,344
I'm going to update my certifications
1451
01:12:01,344 --> 01:12:02,595
And take his job over.
1452
01:12:02,595 --> 01:12:03,763
Then I'll make bank.
1453
01:12:07,267 --> 01:12:09,018
Such an asshole.
1454
01:12:09,018 --> 01:12:11,020
What? Why? This shit is real.
1455
01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:13,022
This is a great job,
the pay is outstanding
1456
01:12:13,022 --> 01:12:15,942
And it's a great opportunity
for me to do what I want to do.
1457
01:12:15,942 --> 01:12:17,694
I know.
1458
01:12:17,694 --> 01:12:20,864
It's so... it's so Mike, you know.
1459
01:12:20,864 --> 01:12:23,116
You can't just go out
and get a shitty job.
1460
01:12:23,116 --> 01:12:24,617
You gotta... you gotta get a...
1461
01:12:24,617 --> 01:12:25,618
A dream job?
1462
01:12:25,618 --> 01:12:26,953
Yeah, a dream job.
1463
01:12:26,953 --> 01:12:29,956
Well, why shouldn't your
dream guy have a dream job?
1464
01:12:29,956 --> 01:12:31,958
...the ambitious plans of many opponents
1465
01:12:31,958 --> 01:12:34,961
On the County Board of Supervisors...
1466
01:12:42,469 --> 01:12:44,804
Come here, I have a job for you.
1467
01:12:56,316 --> 01:12:58,401
What the fuck is taking so long?
1468
01:12:58,401 --> 01:12:59,986
I knew this shit would happen.
1469
01:12:59,986 --> 01:13:01,321
She hates my ass.
1470
01:13:01,321 --> 01:13:03,656
She's not going to let him go.
1471
01:13:03,656 --> 01:13:05,492
Go knock.
1472
01:13:07,118 --> 01:13:09,704
Dude, go knock.
1473
01:13:09,704 --> 01:13:14,167
Bro, drag his fucking ass out of there.
1474
01:13:21,341 --> 01:13:22,842
Yo, Miguel.
1475
01:13:25,345 --> 01:13:26,345
Hey.
1476
01:13:27,847 --> 01:13:30,767
Mike, hurry up.
1477
01:13:32,519 --> 01:13:33,853
Hey.
1478
01:13:33,853 --> 01:13:35,688
Yo, what the fuck are you doing?
1479
01:13:35,688 --> 01:13:37,107
Come on, dude.
1480
01:13:37,107 --> 01:13:39,192
Dog, I'm tearin' it up, man.
1481
01:13:39,192 --> 01:13:41,569
I'm hittin' it, bro.
It's been a few days.
1482
01:13:41,569 --> 01:13:44,280
You guys just go ahead,
man. I'm gonna chill.
1483
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:45,698
What?
1484
01:13:45,698 --> 01:13:48,201
I'm just gonna kick
it here with the woman.
1485
01:13:48,201 --> 01:13:50,870
You said you'd go, man.
1486
01:13:50,870 --> 01:13:52,497
Your woman's in your head.
1487
01:13:52,497 --> 01:13:53,540
That's wrong.
1488
01:13:53,540 --> 01:13:54,874
She's got your nuts, bro.
1489
01:13:54,874 --> 01:13:56,793
Dog, dog...
1490
01:13:56,793 --> 01:13:59,796
Sylvia's all happy 'cause I
got a job, all right, dude?
1491
01:13:59,796 --> 01:14:01,714
She wants us to fuckin' chill together.
1492
01:14:01,714 --> 01:14:05,301
Man, that girl put the zap on your head.
1493
01:14:05,301 --> 01:14:06,970
This is our last chance to hang.
1494
01:14:06,970 --> 01:14:10,306
You're like my brother. Yeah.
1495
01:14:10,306 --> 01:14:11,975
You're all I got. You're
gonna dog me like that?
1496
01:14:11,975 --> 01:14:13,351
I ain't no fucking do...
1497
01:14:13,351 --> 01:14:15,562
How are you, baby?
1498
01:14:15,562 --> 01:14:17,730
Hey, Sylvia, he's going to Mexico.
1499
01:14:17,730 --> 01:14:21,109
No, he isn't, Jim. Yes, he is.
1500
01:14:21,109 --> 01:14:25,155
I'm joining the feds. I'm
gone, I'm out of here next week.
1501
01:14:25,155 --> 01:14:26,739
The least you can do
1502
01:14:26,739 --> 01:14:28,158
Is let my best friend
1503
01:14:28,158 --> 01:14:29,492
See me off.
1504
01:14:29,492 --> 01:14:30,660
Baby, it's not safe.
1505
01:14:30,660 --> 01:14:32,120
All you're going to do is drink.
1506
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:34,164
Aw, fuck, man.
1507
01:14:34,164 --> 01:14:35,915
Mike, come on.
1508
01:14:35,915 --> 01:14:37,792
Come on, fuck, man!
1509
01:14:37,792 --> 01:14:39,586
Come on, you promised.
1510
01:14:39,586 --> 01:14:41,171
You promised, man.
1511
01:14:41,171 --> 01:14:46,342
Yo... I promised, Sylvia, okay?
1512
01:14:46,342 --> 01:14:48,261
Mike, you're not going to Mexico.
1513
01:14:48,261 --> 01:14:50,013
What?
1514
01:14:50,013 --> 01:14:51,598
You're not going.
1515
01:14:51,598 --> 01:14:54,767
I'm not your fucking puppet, Sylvia.
1516
01:14:54,767 --> 01:14:57,145
All right, you know
what, do what you want.
1517
01:14:57,145 --> 01:14:59,439
But I'm not going to be
here when you get back.
1518
01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:00,690
That's fucked up.
1519
01:15:00,690 --> 01:15:02,692
Why you got to lay that bullshit on him?
1520
01:15:02,692 --> 01:15:04,611
Because I don't want
him going with you, Jim.
1521
01:15:04,611 --> 01:15:06,696
You're fucking nuts.
1522
01:15:06,696 --> 01:15:08,948
You're crazy and you're dangerous,
1523
01:15:08,948 --> 01:15:10,950
And my biggest nightmare
is you with a fucking badge.
1524
01:15:10,950 --> 01:15:12,452
You're the last person
who should have one.
1525
01:15:12,452 --> 01:15:13,453
Yeah? Yeah.
1526
01:15:13,453 --> 01:15:14,621
That's not bullshit, it's the truth.
1527
01:15:14,621 --> 01:15:15,914
Fuck this!
1528
01:15:15,914 --> 01:15:17,040
Whoa, wait.
1529
01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:18,541
Whatever, man.
1530
01:15:18,541 --> 01:15:21,127
Fuckin' thanks, homie!
1531
01:15:21,127 --> 01:15:22,212
Yeah, laters.
1532
01:15:22,212 --> 01:15:23,212
Bye.
1533
01:15:24,714 --> 01:15:26,049
Yo, yo.
1534
01:15:26,049 --> 01:15:27,383
I'm going.
1535
01:15:28,802 --> 01:15:29,803
I gotta go.
1536
01:15:29,803 --> 01:15:31,471
Get the fuck out of here, go!
1537
01:15:32,806 --> 01:15:33,556
Go!
1538
01:15:33,556 --> 01:15:35,308
Fuck this shit, man.
1539
01:15:35,308 --> 01:15:36,643
Good night, Sylvia.
1540
01:15:36,643 --> 01:15:37,811
Kiss my ass, Jim.
1541
01:15:37,811 --> 01:15:39,854
Oh, any time, sellout.
1542
01:15:39,854 --> 01:15:42,524
Oh, you going to be
happy once he's dead? Huh?
1543
01:15:51,491 --> 01:15:52,826
Hey, Toussaint.
1544
01:15:52,826 --> 01:15:54,494
I heard the battle, man.
1545
01:15:54,494 --> 01:15:56,830
Yo, your lady didn't
want you going, huh?
1546
01:15:56,830 --> 01:15:58,331
No, but I'm going.
1547
01:15:58,331 --> 01:15:59,833
Hell, yeah. Shit.
1548
01:15:59,833 --> 01:16:01,417
I'm a motherfucking man. That's right.
1549
01:16:01,417 --> 01:16:03,503
Shit. I walk the Earth at will.
1550
01:16:03,503 --> 01:16:05,463
Damn right. I do
whatever the fuck I want.
1551
01:16:05,463 --> 01:16:06,506
You know, we're men, right?
1552
01:16:06,506 --> 01:16:07,757
We're men, right? That's right.
1553
01:16:07,757 --> 01:16:09,092
That's what we do, right?
1554
01:16:09,092 --> 01:16:10,760
Amen. And
don't worry--
1555
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:13,012
Home girl will be right there
waiting when you get back.
1556
01:16:13,012 --> 01:16:14,180
You're right. You're right.
1557
01:16:14,180 --> 01:16:15,390
She wouldn't play that shit like that.
1558
01:16:15,390 --> 01:16:16,850
Shit, I got a fucking job for real.
1559
01:16:16,850 --> 01:16:17,767
You did.
1560
01:16:17,767 --> 01:16:19,269
Plus you're my homie,
dog. You're my homie.
1561
01:16:19,269 --> 01:16:20,937
You're going to go fucking do your thing
1562
01:16:20,937 --> 01:16:22,772
And this is it. No, shit, dude.
1563
01:16:22,772 --> 01:16:23,857
Yo, we're all dogs.
1564
01:16:23,857 --> 01:16:25,191
I got you guys back, man.
1565
01:16:25,191 --> 01:16:26,276
No doubt, no doubt.
1566
01:16:26,276 --> 01:16:28,027
It's just going to be fucking cool, yo.
1567
01:16:28,027 --> 01:16:29,779
I got a job, you got a job.
1568
01:16:29,779 --> 01:16:31,281
Shit, I got some bud.
1569
01:16:31,281 --> 01:16:32,699
We got some smokes. We got some
1570
01:16:32,699 --> 01:16:34,451
Motherfucking money.
We are on a mission.
1571
01:16:34,451 --> 01:16:37,454
Let's get our heads together
so we can achieve our objective
1572
01:16:37,454 --> 01:16:38,621
In a timely manner.
1573
01:16:38,621 --> 01:16:41,207
Let's get deployed, people.
1574
01:17:06,441 --> 01:17:08,526
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
1575
01:17:08,526 --> 01:17:09,652
Rise and fucking shine.
1576
01:17:09,652 --> 01:17:12,197
Come on, ladies. Chow time.
1577
01:17:12,197 --> 01:17:13,406
Chow's getting cold.
1578
01:17:13,406 --> 01:17:16,493
Oh, what the fuck, Jim? Chill, dude.
1579
01:17:32,008 --> 01:17:33,593
Dude, where are we?
1580
01:17:33,593 --> 01:17:36,638
Family, man.
1581
01:17:36,638 --> 01:17:38,223
Damn! It's a shizzack...
1582
01:17:38,223 --> 01:17:39,265
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1583
01:17:39,265 --> 01:17:41,768
It's a home, all right?
1584
01:17:41,768 --> 01:17:43,978
Respect, bro.
1585
01:17:43,978 --> 01:17:45,855
Straighten up, fellas.
1586
01:17:49,275 --> 01:17:51,194
My old lady, Marta.
1587
01:17:51,194 --> 01:17:52,195
Hola.
1588
01:17:52,195 --> 01:17:53,363
Mike. Hola, mucho gusto.
1589
01:17:53,363 --> 01:17:54,906
Hola, Mike. Toussaint.
1590
01:17:54,906 --> 01:17:56,366
Hola. Hola. Hola.
1591
01:17:56,366 --> 01:17:58,034
Hola. Marisa.
1592
01:17:58,034 --> 01:17:59,119
Buenos dias. Mi mama.
1593
01:17:59,119 --> 01:18:00,120
Mucho gusto. Marta's mom.
1594
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:02,122
Buenos dias.
1595
01:18:02,122 --> 01:18:03,456
Vicki. Vicki.
1596
01:18:03,456 --> 01:18:05,375
La prima, esa es mi prima.
1597
01:18:05,375 --> 01:18:06,543
Mucho gusto.
1598
01:18:06,543 --> 01:18:07,794
Mucho gusto. Mike. Vicki.
1599
01:18:07,794 --> 01:18:09,504
Toussaint.
1600
01:18:09,504 --> 01:18:10,713
Vicki.
1601
01:18:10,713 --> 01:18:12,215
Okay.
1602
01:18:12,215 --> 01:18:13,800
Hey, grab yourselves a rock.
1603
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:15,552
S�, por favor, sientense.
1604
01:18:17,887 --> 01:18:18,888
Vicki?
1605
01:18:18,888 --> 01:18:20,557
�Caf�, quieren caf�?
1606
01:18:20,557 --> 01:18:22,559
S�, caf�, por favor. Vicki, andale.
1607
01:18:22,559 --> 01:18:24,811
Tranquila, baby.
1608
01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:28,982
�Mama!
1609
01:18:28,982 --> 01:18:31,151
Yeah, w-What's she saying, dude?
1610
01:18:31,151 --> 01:18:33,236
Oh, they... they think you're cool.
1611
01:18:33,236 --> 01:18:34,404
Oh, sweet.
1612
01:18:36,739 --> 01:18:38,575
Aqu� tienes. Gracias.
1613
01:18:38,575 --> 01:18:40,910
Caliente. Thank you.
1614
01:18:44,747 --> 01:18:45,957
Dude...
1615
01:18:45,957 --> 01:18:47,417
Marta's fine as fuck, bro.
1616
01:18:47,417 --> 01:18:48,626
Hey, hey, hey...
1617
01:18:48,626 --> 01:18:50,712
I'm just saying, dude.
You need to marry her, bro.
1618
01:18:50,712 --> 01:18:53,089
If you don't, you're a fool.
1619
01:18:53,089 --> 01:18:55,258
�Que dice?
1620
01:18:55,258 --> 01:18:56,508
Oh...
1621
01:18:58,261 --> 01:19:00,346
Oh, that shit's good, man.
1622
01:19:00,346 --> 01:19:02,932
No shit, you know they got that
good fucking weed from here.
1623
01:19:02,932 --> 01:19:05,852
That's what I want.
Some of that good shit.
1624
01:19:05,852 --> 01:19:08,271
You know where some fields
are or something, Jim?
1625
01:19:08,271 --> 01:19:10,857
Yeah, that's not... I want to
see, like, where they grow it.
1626
01:19:10,857 --> 01:19:12,025
You know, and then maybe
1627
01:19:12,025 --> 01:19:14,152
They'll let us go out
and, like, pick some.
1628
01:19:14,152 --> 01:19:16,279
You know, pick some of
that really good weed.
1629
01:19:26,956 --> 01:19:28,124
Shit.
1630
01:19:33,546 --> 01:19:34,547
Toussaint?
1631
01:19:39,385 --> 01:19:41,387
This is nice.
1632
01:19:41,387 --> 01:19:43,723
This is beautiful, man.
1633
01:19:43,723 --> 01:19:44,891
Dog, you see this?
1634
01:19:44,891 --> 01:19:46,141
Here.
1635
01:19:48,603 --> 01:19:49,604
Mmm...
1636
01:19:49,604 --> 01:19:50,814
Beautiful...
1637
01:19:50,814 --> 01:19:52,065
Man!
1638
01:19:52,065 --> 01:19:53,566
Mmm!
1639
01:19:53,566 --> 01:19:55,652
When the hell'd you
get all the pistos, dog?
1640
01:19:55,652 --> 01:19:56,945
Mexico, man.
1641
01:19:56,945 --> 01:19:57,987
It's magic.
1642
01:20:02,242 --> 01:20:03,326
He bleed?
1643
01:20:03,326 --> 01:20:04,327
Like a stuffed pig.
1644
01:20:05,495 --> 01:20:07,330
How'd Letty know you were
tearing up her sister?
1645
01:20:07,330 --> 01:20:09,916
That fuckin' bitch Patti, right?
1646
01:20:09,916 --> 01:20:11,584
Ah... I took her to dinner.
1647
01:20:11,584 --> 01:20:13,920
Took her for a cruise
up to Malibu, you know?
1648
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:16,673
Got up all in it. Back of my ride...
1649
01:20:16,673 --> 01:20:18,341
Pounded that fish, man.
1650
01:20:18,341 --> 01:20:19,759
Good fuckin' fish.
1651
01:20:19,759 --> 01:20:20,885
I figured the crazy broad
1652
01:20:20,885 --> 01:20:22,262
Pulled out some hairs and pubes
1653
01:20:22,262 --> 01:20:24,013
And stashed it in the seat, you know?
1654
01:20:24,013 --> 01:20:26,641
Oh, dude, you got to
watch that shit, man.
1655
01:20:26,641 --> 01:20:28,935
Chicks get treacherous.
1656
01:20:28,935 --> 01:20:31,604
Yeah, no shit. Sibling rivalry, Jim.
1657
01:20:31,604 --> 01:20:33,022
Next day,
1658
01:20:33,022 --> 01:20:35,483
I'm driving around with
Letty all kick back and shit,
1659
01:20:35,483 --> 01:20:38,862
And she radars in on
this rat's nest, man.
1660
01:20:38,862 --> 01:20:41,698
Pulls out these long-Ass hairs,
she's like "What are these?"
1661
01:20:41,698 --> 01:20:42,699
"Whose are these?"
1662
01:20:44,284 --> 01:20:47,287
She sees all the pubes mixed
in, man... fuckin' busted.
1663
01:20:47,287 --> 01:20:49,289
Busted! Busted!
1664
01:20:49,289 --> 01:20:50,623
Oh!
1665
01:20:50,623 --> 01:20:52,959
Dude, how'd she know
they were her sister's?
1666
01:20:52,959 --> 01:20:54,461
Oh, come on, dude.
1667
01:20:54,461 --> 01:20:56,045
Mexican chick voodoo, right, Mike?
1668
01:20:56,045 --> 01:20:57,630
You know, live and learn.
1669
01:20:57,630 --> 01:21:00,133
Yep, next time you'll
be all up in your ride
1670
01:21:00,133 --> 01:21:01,968
With the Super Vac, dude. Treachery!
1671
01:21:01,968 --> 01:21:04,053
Yep, treachery.
1672
01:21:10,059 --> 01:21:12,145
Um...
1673
01:21:12,145 --> 01:21:13,897
Shouldn't we be
1674
01:21:13,897 --> 01:21:15,106
Helping them?
1675
01:21:15,106 --> 01:21:16,649
You know how to hand wash?
1676
01:21:16,649 --> 01:21:18,234
No. Then don't sweat it.
1677
01:21:18,234 --> 01:21:19,319
Yeah, we're men.
1678
01:21:19,319 --> 01:21:20,904
They know we don't do that shit.
1679
01:21:20,904 --> 01:21:21,905
That's right.
1680
01:21:21,905 --> 01:21:23,323
We're men.
1681
01:21:25,158 --> 01:21:26,493
Oh, yeah!
1682
01:21:29,704 --> 01:21:30,914
This is paradise, huh?
1683
01:21:30,914 --> 01:21:32,332
Mm-Hmm.
1684
01:21:34,167 --> 01:21:35,752
Yo, Mike?
1685
01:21:35,752 --> 01:21:37,253
Yeah?
1686
01:21:37,253 --> 01:21:38,546
They're sending me to Colombia.
1687
01:21:44,177 --> 01:21:46,930
Colombia.
1688
01:21:46,930 --> 01:21:48,598
Who, the man?
1689
01:21:48,598 --> 01:21:49,598
Yep.
1690
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:52,769
They're tearing shit up down
there, they need my help.
1691
01:21:52,769 --> 01:21:54,687
Doing what?
1692
01:21:54,687 --> 01:21:56,606
Busting up drug labs and drug lords
1693
01:21:56,606 --> 01:21:58,274
And all that shit. You got it.
1694
01:21:58,274 --> 01:22:00,777
Gonna be an advisor, you
know-- Shoot him, him and him.
1695
01:22:00,777 --> 01:22:02,946
Then it's back to the
barracks for bitches and beer.
1696
01:22:02,946 --> 01:22:04,864
I'm set.
1697
01:22:04,864 --> 01:22:07,033
Why do you want to do that shit, dude?
1698
01:22:07,033 --> 01:22:08,618
I mean...
1699
01:22:08,618 --> 01:22:11,996
What about Marta, you know?
1700
01:22:11,996 --> 01:22:13,039
I mean...
1701
01:22:13,039 --> 01:22:15,041
Ain't gonna happen.
1702
01:22:15,041 --> 01:22:17,544
They told me not to get married.
1703
01:22:17,544 --> 01:22:19,462
That's messed.
1704
01:22:19,462 --> 01:22:20,547
They really told you that?
1705
01:22:20,547 --> 01:22:22,340
Not straight up, but I heard 'em.
1706
01:22:22,340 --> 01:22:25,218
Yo, if the feds won't let you
hook up with your old lady,
1707
01:22:25,218 --> 01:22:26,886
You need to tell them to fuck off.
1708
01:22:26,886 --> 01:22:28,388
Yeah, I mean,
1709
01:22:28,388 --> 01:22:31,057
You love her, she loves you, right?
1710
01:22:31,057 --> 01:22:33,726
Dude, you need to move
down here, marry Marta,
1711
01:22:33,726 --> 01:22:35,228
You know, get a good-Ass job
1712
01:22:35,228 --> 01:22:37,897
Working with fucking
tourists or something.
1713
01:22:37,897 --> 01:22:39,315
Fuck that.
1714
01:22:39,315 --> 01:22:41,609
Taking bucket baths in cold-Ass water?
1715
01:22:41,609 --> 01:22:43,486
You know, wading around
in ankle-Deep mud?
1716
01:22:43,486 --> 01:22:44,487
Outhouses, man!
1717
01:22:44,487 --> 01:22:46,489
Fuckin' outhouses!
1718
01:22:46,489 --> 01:22:48,575
You told Marta yet?
1719
01:22:52,495 --> 01:22:54,122
You love this place.
1720
01:22:54,122 --> 01:22:57,417
It's in your eyes, man.
1721
01:22:57,417 --> 01:22:59,919
Dude, this is what it's all about.
1722
01:22:59,919 --> 01:23:04,174
You got a woman that loves
you and a place to stay.
1723
01:23:04,174 --> 01:23:05,842
You'd be happy here, and you know it.
1724
01:23:05,842 --> 01:23:10,180
Yeah, well, shacking up with Marta,
1725
01:23:10,180 --> 01:23:15,351
Squeezing out some puppies,
has its appeal, but...
1726
01:23:15,351 --> 01:23:18,688
This is my career.
1727
01:23:18,688 --> 01:23:20,732
I got one shot.
1728
01:23:20,732 --> 01:23:22,317
You're making a mistake.
1729
01:23:22,317 --> 01:23:27,113
You should stay right
here with your lady.
1730
01:23:27,113 --> 01:23:28,573
What the fuck you gonna do
1731
01:23:28,573 --> 01:23:30,450
In Colombia?
1732
01:23:32,702 --> 01:23:34,621
Whack people,
1733
01:23:34,621 --> 01:23:35,872
Program shit.
1734
01:23:35,872 --> 01:23:38,541
You ain't down, fuck you.
1735
01:23:38,541 --> 01:23:40,460
Bring in my gunships
1736
01:23:40,460 --> 01:23:43,546
And smoke your little
jungle hideaway. You know?
1737
01:23:43,546 --> 01:23:45,256
I mean, I'm a solider
of the apocalypse, man.
1738
01:23:45,256 --> 01:23:46,466
I'll be in a chopper,
1739
01:23:46,466 --> 01:23:50,220
Door-Gunning villagers
and shit. Fuck 'em.
1740
01:23:50,220 --> 01:23:53,097
Kill the chickens and dogs, too, man.
1741
01:23:54,474 --> 01:23:56,976
I don't give a fuck.
1742
01:24:08,905 --> 01:24:09,989
Shh, shh...
1743
01:24:30,635 --> 01:24:31,761
Yeah.
1744
01:26:02,102 --> 01:26:03,186
Doce a�os.
1745
01:26:03,186 --> 01:26:04,854
Doce a�os. Doce a�os...
1746
01:26:04,854 --> 01:26:07,065
Doce... we've been together that long.
1747
01:26:07,065 --> 01:26:08,358
Es muy bonita.
1748
01:26:08,358 --> 01:26:09,734
Man, you're bring sand
to the beach, dumb ass.
1749
01:26:09,734 --> 01:26:12,028
Cover that shit up. Jim, dude!
1750
01:26:12,028 --> 01:26:13,196
Huh?
1751
01:26:13,196 --> 01:26:15,698
How you say, um, "You're
beautiful" in Spanish?
1752
01:26:15,698 --> 01:26:17,283
Huh? "Bonita." Bonita.
1753
01:26:19,702 --> 01:26:21,955
Come on, you don't know
that shit, Toussaint?
1754
01:26:21,955 --> 01:26:23,748
Tu... bonita.
1755
01:26:23,748 --> 01:26:24,874
Gracias.
1756
01:26:24,874 --> 01:26:26,417
Hey, baby, see my new one?
1757
01:26:26,417 --> 01:26:27,794
Right, did I get it? Huh?
1758
01:26:27,794 --> 01:26:29,045
Think I got it?
1759
01:26:29,045 --> 01:26:32,215
Yeah, she got the point.
1760
01:26:35,385 --> 01:26:38,805
Yo, Mike, that chick digs you.
1761
01:26:38,805 --> 01:26:40,640
What chick?
1762
01:26:42,225 --> 01:26:44,227
Oh, she's good, dog.
1763
01:26:44,227 --> 01:26:46,479
Yeah, name's Lila.
1764
01:26:46,479 --> 01:26:48,565
She's a freak. She'll fuck you, dude.
1765
01:26:50,066 --> 01:26:51,818
She's a freak, huh?
1766
01:26:51,818 --> 01:26:53,486
How you know? You fuck her?
1767
01:26:53,486 --> 01:26:55,572
No, out of respect for Marta.
1768
01:26:55,572 --> 01:26:58,741
Not that I don't want... Hey, baby.
1769
01:26:58,741 --> 01:27:02,287
Ask her to dance.
1770
01:27:02,287 --> 01:27:04,456
I'm not cheating on Sylvia, dude.
1771
01:27:06,249 --> 01:27:09,502
There's a big gap between
dancing and fucking, man.
1772
01:27:09,502 --> 01:27:11,421
Go explore it.
1773
01:27:12,589 --> 01:27:14,257
No shit.
1774
01:30:03,259 --> 01:30:04,009
No.
1775
01:30:16,356 --> 01:30:17,941
You're fucking nuts.
1776
01:31:24,757 --> 01:31:26,926
You fucked up, woman.
1777
01:31:28,595 --> 01:31:30,597
I'll do it.
1778
01:31:35,769 --> 01:31:37,270
It's easy.
1779
01:31:54,370 --> 01:31:55,370
Jim!
1780
01:32:22,482 --> 01:32:24,484
What's up, man, huh?
1781
01:32:24,484 --> 01:32:25,985
Where's Toussaint?
1782
01:32:25,985 --> 01:32:27,487
He's dancing.
1783
01:32:27,487 --> 01:32:28,488
Yeah? Yeah.
1784
01:32:28,488 --> 01:32:29,489
You gonna get back
1785
01:32:29,489 --> 01:32:30,657
To the party? Yeah.
1786
01:32:30,657 --> 01:32:32,909
Let's get back to the party, man.
1787
01:32:34,410 --> 01:32:36,246
Yeah. Hey, uh, go,
1788
01:32:36,246 --> 01:32:37,914
Go tell Toussaint that
1789
01:32:37,914 --> 01:32:39,499
We're gonna get the
fuck out of here, man.
1790
01:32:39,499 --> 01:32:41,167
Just go into the party,
tell him we're gonna go.
1791
01:32:41,167 --> 01:32:42,168
We're leaving, huh?
1792
01:32:42,168 --> 01:32:43,670
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna leave.
1793
01:32:43,670 --> 01:32:45,338
Let's go, yeah?
1794
01:32:45,338 --> 01:32:46,506
Yeah, let's go.
1795
01:32:46,506 --> 01:32:47,924
Go ahead, go get Toussaint, man.
1796
01:32:47,924 --> 01:32:49,008
Go get him.
1797
01:32:56,766 --> 01:32:58,601
Hey, we're going.
1798
01:32:58,601 --> 01:32:59,602
Come on.
1799
01:32:59,602 --> 01:33:00,603
Fuck you, dude.
1800
01:33:00,603 --> 01:33:02,605
I'm having a great time, bro.
1801
01:33:02,605 --> 01:33:04,691
Then walk back to L.A., motherfucker.
1802
01:33:04,691 --> 01:33:06,192
You're in the car or not.
1803
01:33:10,280 --> 01:33:12,198
He's fucking crazy, man. What the fuck!
1804
01:33:12,198 --> 01:33:15,201
All right, let's go, man.
1805
01:33:16,953 --> 01:33:19,456
Hey, yo, what the fuck
is your problem, psycho?!
1806
01:33:19,456 --> 01:33:21,207
Hey, hey, homeboy's
losing it, all right?
1807
01:33:21,207 --> 01:33:24,210
Shut the fuck up and just
get in the car, all right?
1808
01:33:24,210 --> 01:33:25,295
Fucking bullshit!
1809
01:33:27,797 --> 01:33:29,132
Fucked up!
1810
01:33:58,161 --> 01:34:01,581
Dude, dude... dude, slow down.
1811
01:34:05,001 --> 01:34:06,503
Fuck, man.
1812
01:34:06,503 --> 01:34:10,173
Whoo, yeah, man.
1813
01:34:10,173 --> 01:34:11,841
Slow down, you crazy motherfucker!
1814
01:34:11,841 --> 01:34:14,594
I want a cop to pull me over.
1815
01:34:16,179 --> 01:34:18,431
Treachery.
1816
01:34:18,431 --> 01:34:20,350
Fucking treachery.
1817
01:34:20,350 --> 01:34:22,685
Jim, slow down!
1818
01:34:22,685 --> 01:34:23,853
Shut up!
1819
01:34:25,021 --> 01:34:26,439
Fuck, dude.
1820
01:34:27,190 --> 01:34:29,442
Only female I trust.
1821
01:34:31,528 --> 01:34:33,363
Fuck you, God!
1822
01:34:33,363 --> 01:34:36,950
You ain't got the fucking
balls to take my ass.
1823
01:34:38,535 --> 01:34:42,038
Jim, don't say that shit, dude.
1824
01:34:57,137 --> 01:34:58,304
Jim!
1825
01:35:01,307 --> 01:35:04,894
Dude, you are getting
out of control, okay?
1826
01:35:04,894 --> 01:35:07,480
You need psychiatric help, man.
1827
01:35:07,480 --> 01:35:10,817
You're seriously fucked up, dude.
1828
01:35:10,817 --> 01:35:16,322
All right, you need to sue
the military or something.
1829
01:35:16,322 --> 01:35:18,074
You used to be mellow.
1830
01:35:21,411 --> 01:35:22,662
Later, homie.
1831
01:35:22,662 --> 01:35:24,497
'Night, dog.
1832
01:35:24,497 --> 01:35:25,337
Laters.
1833
01:35:26,749 --> 01:35:28,751
Dude, I ain't hanging around you anymore
1834
01:35:28,751 --> 01:35:30,086
Until you get some fucking help.
1835
01:35:30,086 --> 01:35:32,839
You can 12-Step off, bitch.
1836
01:35:32,839 --> 01:35:35,175
You're dismissed.
1837
01:35:47,937 --> 01:35:49,689
He's right, dude.
1838
01:35:49,689 --> 01:35:50,774
Yeah.
1839
01:35:53,693 --> 01:35:56,196
Georgia will get me squared away.
1840
01:35:56,196 --> 01:35:57,156
Hope so.
1841
01:35:59,115 --> 01:36:02,619
What was that shit with Marta, dude?
1842
01:36:02,619 --> 01:36:07,373
I don't know why that happened.
1843
01:36:09,542 --> 01:36:11,628
But I'm cool. I'm cool now.
1844
01:36:11,628 --> 01:36:13,546
Okay?
1845
01:36:15,465 --> 01:36:16,466
Yeah.
1846
01:36:16,466 --> 01:36:18,134
I'm cool.
1847
01:36:29,229 --> 01:36:31,564
Look, dude, she told
me she was pregnant.
1848
01:36:31,564 --> 01:36:33,316
I had a panic attack.
1849
01:36:33,316 --> 01:36:34,484
I pulled my gun.
1850
01:36:34,484 --> 01:36:35,735
Come on, dog,
1851
01:36:35,735 --> 01:36:37,487
I thought you loved her, dude.
1852
01:36:37,487 --> 01:36:38,737
I do.
1853
01:36:40,073 --> 01:36:42,158
God, fuck.
1854
01:36:42,158 --> 01:36:44,911
Come on, man, let's
go drop off that bud.
1855
01:36:48,331 --> 01:36:49,582
What bud?
1856
01:36:49,582 --> 01:36:52,502
There's 20 kilos in the trunk.
1857
01:36:52,502 --> 01:36:53,837
Say that again?
1858
01:36:53,837 --> 01:36:56,005
There's 20 kilos in the trunk, man.
1859
01:36:57,590 --> 01:36:58,925
Of weed? Yeah.
1860
01:36:58,925 --> 01:37:00,260
Get the fuck out of here, man.
1861
01:37:00,260 --> 01:37:01,761
I picked it up at the party.
1862
01:37:01,761 --> 01:37:04,097
I'm dropping it at Casper's.
1863
01:37:04,097 --> 01:37:05,765
Casper's?
1864
01:37:05,765 --> 01:37:07,600
I get three Gs.
1865
01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:10,687
We get three Gs.
1866
01:37:10,687 --> 01:37:12,272
You drove it across the border?
1867
01:37:12,272 --> 01:37:14,441
Yeah.
1868
01:37:14,441 --> 01:37:15,775
What if they would've caught us?
1869
01:37:15,775 --> 01:37:17,610
Couldn't happen, man.
1870
01:37:17,610 --> 01:37:21,197
My shit is on fire right now, man.
1871
01:37:21,197 --> 01:37:23,867
My shit is wired right now, man.
1872
01:37:23,867 --> 01:37:26,035
You risked my ass without telling me?
1873
01:37:26,035 --> 01:37:28,872
That's not cool, man.
For three fucking Gs?
1874
01:37:28,872 --> 01:37:31,624
That's... that's a good
rate for transporting that.
1875
01:37:31,624 --> 01:37:33,626
Shit, if I'd told you,
1876
01:37:33,626 --> 01:37:34,794
You would have gotten
1877
01:37:34,794 --> 01:37:37,464
All fucking hinkey at the
border, man, gotten us nabbed.
1878
01:37:37,464 --> 01:37:39,466
I wouldn't have been in
the fucking car, dude!
1879
01:37:39,466 --> 01:37:41,885
I would've been on
motherfucking Greyhound.
1880
01:37:41,885 --> 01:37:43,887
That's a serious breach
of the homie code, man,
1881
01:37:43,887 --> 01:37:45,555
Not fuckin' telling me.
1882
01:37:45,555 --> 01:37:48,224
I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, you know.
1883
01:37:48,224 --> 01:37:50,560
I should've had... I
should've got you guys,
1884
01:37:50,560 --> 01:37:52,145
You know, walk across the border.
1885
01:37:52,145 --> 01:37:53,646
I could've met you somewhere.
1886
01:37:53,646 --> 01:37:55,815
But, you know, I got bills, I got shit.
1887
01:37:55,815 --> 01:37:57,150
I gotta put my shit in storage.
1888
01:37:57,150 --> 01:37:59,486
I gotta get gas out to Georgia.
1889
01:37:59,486 --> 01:38:01,488
Oh, fuck your money woes, dog!
1890
01:38:01,488 --> 01:38:03,573
I am not catching a
fuckin' case for you.
1891
01:38:03,573 --> 01:38:05,575
Let me out of the fucking car right now.
1892
01:38:05,575 --> 01:38:07,160
Fuck, man. Come on, man,
let's drop this shit off.
1893
01:38:07,160 --> 01:38:08,161
Let's get paid!
1894
01:38:08,161 --> 01:38:09,662
Let me out right here.
1895
01:38:09,662 --> 01:38:11,164
Mi-Mi-Mi-Mike!
Listen, listen!
1896
01:38:11,164 --> 01:38:12,499
Let me out right here, right now!
1897
01:38:12,499 --> 01:38:14,501
You will feel so much better
with a fistful of twenties.
1898
01:38:14,501 --> 01:38:16,169
Huh?
1899
01:38:17,253 --> 01:38:19,756
Dude, we're drunk,
1900
01:38:19,756 --> 01:38:22,425
And we got a trunk full of
fuckin' weed, dude, I am not...
1901
01:38:22,425 --> 01:38:25,011
Okay, fuckin', Mike,
don't bitch out on me!
1902
01:38:25,011 --> 01:38:28,181
Don't fucking bitch out on me!
1903
01:38:28,181 --> 01:38:29,682
I am still on probation, dick head.
1904
01:38:29,682 --> 01:38:31,267
Let me out now!
1905
01:38:31,267 --> 01:38:32,519
Let me out right here
right fuckin' now, dude!
1906
01:38:32,519 --> 01:38:34,270
Let me get paid, will you?
1907
01:38:34,270 --> 01:38:35,772
Will you fuckin' let me get paid?!
1908
01:38:35,772 --> 01:38:36,856
Oh, yo, get paid, man.
1909
01:38:36,856 --> 01:38:38,942
Fuckin' go for it, all right?
1910
01:38:38,942 --> 01:38:41,444
Just let me get the fuck out.
I don't give a fuck, dude.
1911
01:38:45,198 --> 01:38:47,784
What the fuck are you doing, man?
1912
01:38:49,035 --> 01:38:51,287
What the fuck are you doing, Jim?
1913
01:38:51,287 --> 01:38:52,872
What the fuck? What the fuck?
1914
01:38:52,872 --> 01:38:54,040
Fuck you!
1915
01:39:01,047 --> 01:39:03,883
Fuck, I'm sorry, dude,
1916
01:39:03,883 --> 01:39:04,968
I'm sorry, dude.
1917
01:39:04,968 --> 01:39:07,053
Okay? I'm sorry.
1918
01:39:07,053 --> 01:39:09,389
Why the fuck did you
put a gun to my head?
1919
01:39:09,389 --> 01:39:10,389
Huh?
1920
01:39:12,225 --> 01:39:13,560
You gonna shoot me?
1921
01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:16,312
No, man. I'm sorry. I was trippin'.
1922
01:39:16,312 --> 01:39:17,752
I'd never...
1923
01:39:20,567 --> 01:39:23,736
I'd never put a fuckin'
gun to your head, dude
1924
01:39:23,736 --> 01:39:24,904
I know.
1925
01:39:24,904 --> 01:39:27,407
I know you wouldn't, man. I'm sorry.
1926
01:39:27,407 --> 01:39:29,909
First your lady, now me,
man. What the fuck is up?
1927
01:39:29,909 --> 01:39:31,911
I'm not thinking.
1928
01:39:31,911 --> 01:39:33,413
I got too much shit going on.
1929
01:39:37,167 --> 01:39:40,587
Oh, fuck, I'm just
faded, man, that's all.
1930
01:39:40,587 --> 01:39:42,589
I'm just fuckin' fade right now, okay?
1931
01:39:42,589 --> 01:39:44,174
I'll cruise you by your pad.
1932
01:39:44,174 --> 01:39:45,341
I'll drop you off, man.
1933
01:39:45,341 --> 01:39:46,509
I'm sorry.
1934
01:39:46,509 --> 01:39:47,677
I'm sorry.
1935
01:39:47,677 --> 01:39:50,263
Yeah. You're a fuck-Up.
1936
01:39:52,599 --> 01:39:56,269
I'm going with you so you
don't fuck this shit up, too.
1937
01:39:56,269 --> 01:40:00,857
We'll go to Casper's... get the money.
1938
01:40:00,857 --> 01:40:01,858
Yeah.
1939
01:40:01,858 --> 01:40:03,359
Then you can drop me off home,
1940
01:40:03,359 --> 01:40:06,196
You can go to Georgia fed
out and be the fuckin' man.
1941
01:40:06,196 --> 01:40:09,699
Yeah, I'm gonna be the fucking man.
1942
01:40:09,699 --> 01:40:11,284
I can drop you off, you know.
1943
01:40:11,284 --> 01:40:13,036
Take you up the hill.
1944
01:40:13,036 --> 01:40:14,454
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1945
01:40:14,454 --> 01:40:15,204
No.
1946
01:40:17,457 --> 01:40:20,960
Keep on going.
1947
01:40:28,301 --> 01:40:29,302
Looks sketchy.
1948
01:40:29,302 --> 01:40:31,387
I don't know.
1949
01:40:35,558 --> 01:40:37,727
Ho, what, you gonna shoot their pigeons?
1950
01:40:37,727 --> 01:40:38,895
Yeah.
1951
01:40:38,895 --> 01:40:40,230
Just hurry up.
1952
01:40:53,076 --> 01:40:54,494
Yo, Casper!
1953
01:40:59,082 --> 01:41:00,583
Buenos noches, se�or.
1954
01:41:01,918 --> 01:41:03,586
�Tiene los� cosatles?
1955
01:41:03,586 --> 01:41:04,838
Go pop the trunk, dude.
1956
01:41:14,264 --> 01:41:15,932
Con permiso.
1957
01:41:37,537 --> 01:41:39,122
What's up, Casper?
1958
01:41:39,122 --> 01:41:40,206
What up, Jim?
1959
01:41:40,206 --> 01:41:43,376
What's crackin', man.
1960
01:41:43,376 --> 01:41:44,878
Is that you, Mike?
1961
01:41:44,878 --> 01:41:45,795
Whass up, homes?
1962
01:41:45,795 --> 01:41:46,796
Yo, Casper. What up, dog?
1963
01:41:46,796 --> 01:41:48,548
Nothing, homey. How you been?
1964
01:41:48,548 --> 01:41:49,549
Still with Sylvia?
1965
01:41:49,549 --> 01:41:51,134
Hope so.
1966
01:41:51,134 --> 01:41:52,552
Gonna find out tonight.
1967
01:41:53,803 --> 01:41:54,971
So whass up with your brother, dog?
1968
01:41:54,971 --> 01:41:56,139
Fernie?
1969
01:41:56,139 --> 01:41:57,724
Got blasted by the
hulas awhile back, ese.
1970
01:41:57,724 --> 01:41:59,142
Damn.
1971
01:41:59,142 --> 01:42:01,144
Sorry to hear that, dog.
1972
01:42:01,144 --> 01:42:02,562
You play, you pay.
1973
01:42:02,562 --> 01:42:03,897
He knew what time it was.
1974
01:42:03,897 --> 01:42:05,648
Right.
1975
01:42:05,648 --> 01:42:07,317
Hey, we gotta bounce.
1976
01:42:07,317 --> 01:42:08,651
You got the money?
1977
01:42:08,651 --> 01:42:10,987
Yeah, just let me check the shit, okay?
1978
01:42:13,156 --> 01:42:15,325
Yo, bring the feria, homey!
1979
01:42:16,576 --> 01:42:18,244
How's your old lady?
1980
01:42:18,244 --> 01:42:21,080
Eh... bitch finally graduated, yo.
1981
01:42:21,080 --> 01:42:22,415
Oh, fuck it!
1982
01:42:22,415 --> 01:42:24,334
Yeah, now she can support my ass, eh?
1983
01:42:24,334 --> 01:42:25,585
I got all the feria right here, dog.
1984
01:42:25,585 --> 01:42:27,420
It's all rolled up and shit.
1985
01:42:27,420 --> 01:42:28,338
You know what I mean?
1986
01:42:28,338 --> 01:42:29,923
Ready to go, dog. Check this out, homes.
1987
01:42:29,923 --> 01:42:30,924
Ah, hell, nah!
1988
01:42:30,924 --> 01:42:32,258
Yo, hold up, dog. Don't trip.
1989
01:42:32,258 --> 01:42:34,094
I know these fools.
They're with me, ese.
1990
01:42:34,094 --> 01:42:35,178
These are the fools that jacked me, man!
1991
01:42:35,178 --> 01:42:37,514
Fuck these motherfuckers!
I'm shooting both of 'em!
1992
01:42:37,514 --> 01:42:39,849
At least give the homeboy
a pass right here, dog.
1993
01:42:39,849 --> 01:42:41,017
Yeah, yeah, let him bounce.
1994
01:42:41,017 --> 01:42:42,102
I don't give a fuck.
1995
01:42:42,102 --> 01:42:43,603
I want this white boy in a box, though.
1996
01:42:43,603 --> 01:42:44,687
Hey, you in the ride.
1997
01:42:44,687 --> 01:42:46,356
I ever see you again, ese, you best be
1998
01:42:46,356 --> 01:42:48,775
Getting your last supper,
'cause you're a dead man.
1999
01:42:48,775 --> 01:42:50,110
Hey, just get the fuck outta here, Mike.
2000
01:42:50,110 --> 01:42:51,611
Take off, homey.
2001
01:42:51,611 --> 01:42:53,696
I'll be cool.
2002
01:43:01,371 --> 01:43:03,039
What the fuck?
2003
01:43:04,124 --> 01:43:05,542
Don't trip, ese. I'm cool.
2004
01:43:08,211 --> 01:43:09,379
Chill, dog! Chill, dog!
2005
01:43:09,379 --> 01:43:10,964
I got three kids...
2006
01:43:10,964 --> 01:43:13,133
Oh, no, please, sir! Please!
2007
01:43:13,133 --> 01:43:14,384
No, no, no, no, no! Jim, no!
2008
01:43:14,384 --> 01:43:16,469
Please, please.
2009
01:43:35,989 --> 01:43:38,323
Why the fuck did you do that?
Why the fuck......
2010
01:43:41,077 --> 01:43:42,078
Pull the door!
2011
01:44:25,288 --> 01:44:26,706
Oh, my God, Jim!
2012
01:44:26,706 --> 01:44:27,707
I'm hit bad.
2013
01:44:27,707 --> 01:44:29,209
What have we done?
2014
01:44:29,209 --> 01:44:31,461
I can't move my arm...
and I can't feel my legs!
2015
01:44:32,796 --> 01:44:34,964
I can't move shit.
2016
01:44:34,964 --> 01:44:37,217
I'm fucked up. I'm fucked up.
2017
01:44:37,217 --> 01:44:38,551
I'm fucked up.
2018
01:44:49,562 --> 01:44:50,730
Okay...
2019
01:44:50,730 --> 01:44:52,315
Don't trip...
2020
01:44:52,315 --> 01:44:53,900
Don't trip, dog.
2021
01:44:53,900 --> 01:44:56,069
County Hospital's right there.
2022
01:44:56,069 --> 01:44:57,487
No! No! No! County Hospital...
2023
01:44:57,487 --> 01:44:58,988
Don't you dare take me there!
2024
01:44:58,988 --> 01:45:00,824
Don't you dare!
2025
01:45:00,824 --> 01:45:02,575
I'm not going out like that.
2026
01:45:02,575 --> 01:45:03,743
No, we're going. No, no...
2027
01:45:03,743 --> 01:45:05,578
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, we're going.
2028
01:45:05,578 --> 01:45:07,330
No medical treatment.
No medical treatment.
2029
01:45:07,330 --> 01:45:09,082
But, but...
2030
01:45:09,082 --> 01:45:10,583
Mike, Mike...
2031
01:45:10,583 --> 01:45:13,336
You gotta kill me. You gotta kill me.
2032
01:45:13,336 --> 01:45:15,338
You gotta kill me.
2033
01:45:15,338 --> 01:45:16,418
Why? Why?
2034
01:45:18,925 --> 01:45:21,928
I fucked up.
2035
01:45:21,928 --> 01:45:23,179
Everything's shitty.
2036
01:45:23,179 --> 01:45:25,181
No, no...
2037
01:45:25,181 --> 01:45:26,850
Mercy kill me.
2038
01:45:26,850 --> 01:45:29,686
Ah... ah, please, mercy kill me.
2039
01:45:29,686 --> 01:45:32,856
Ah, oh, no, dude.
2040
01:45:32,856 --> 01:45:35,275
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
2041
01:45:35,275 --> 01:45:36,776
No, everything's gonna be fine.
2042
01:45:36,776 --> 01:45:38,278
Jim, shh-Shh, shh-Shh,
shh-Shh, shh-Shh.
2043
01:45:38,278 --> 01:45:39,362
Everything's gonna be fine.
2044
01:45:39,362 --> 01:45:40,697
Everything's gonna be fine.
2045
01:45:40,697 --> 01:45:42,949
Take a look at me, you dumb fuck!
2046
01:45:42,949 --> 01:45:45,452
Everything's gonna be fine?!
2047
01:45:45,452 --> 01:45:47,287
Come on...
2048
01:45:47,287 --> 01:45:50,290
You take my piece...
2049
01:45:50,290 --> 01:45:52,292
And you put it to my fuckin' head...
2050
01:45:52,292 --> 01:45:55,462
And you pull the trigger.
2051
01:45:55,462 --> 01:45:57,213
You fuckin' step up...
2052
01:45:57,213 --> 01:45:57,713
No
2053
01:45:59,048 --> 01:45:59,883
And you do it.
2054
01:45:59,883 --> 01:46:01,050
No.
2055
01:46:01,050 --> 01:46:02,969
'Cause I can't.
2056
01:46:08,641 --> 01:46:10,727
Don't be a fuckin' pussy.
2057
01:46:10,727 --> 01:46:12,061
Oh, my God...
2058
01:46:12,061 --> 01:46:13,563
Don't think about it.
2059
01:46:13,563 --> 01:46:15,315
Huh?
2060
01:46:15,315 --> 01:46:16,316
Do it.
2061
01:46:16,316 --> 01:46:17,156
Please.
2062
01:46:18,651 --> 01:46:19,652
Just kill you and bail?
2063
01:46:19,652 --> 01:46:20,902
Yeah.
2064
01:46:22,071 --> 01:46:23,656
Just take off.
2065
01:46:23,656 --> 01:46:26,159
And don't look back...
2066
01:46:26,159 --> 01:46:27,744
Or you'll...
2067
01:46:27,744 --> 01:46:31,414
Or you'll turn into a pillar of salt.
2068
01:46:31,414 --> 01:46:33,750
Hey... Hey...
2069
01:46:33,750 --> 01:46:36,753
You wanted to know what it
was like to kill someone.
2070
01:46:36,753 --> 01:46:40,507
What's up, huh?
2071
01:46:40,507 --> 01:46:41,758
No one's gonna know.
2072
01:46:41,758 --> 01:46:42,758
Hmm?
2073
01:46:44,427 --> 01:46:46,179
Just you...
2074
01:46:46,179 --> 01:46:48,264
And just me.
2075
01:46:48,264 --> 01:46:49,933
And God.
2076
01:46:49,933 --> 01:46:51,601
No fuckin' way.
2077
01:46:51,601 --> 01:46:53,019
Huh? No fuckin' way.
2078
01:46:53,019 --> 01:46:55,021
You're crazy; I'm not shootin' you, dog.
2079
01:46:55,021 --> 01:46:56,272
It's mercy, dog.
2080
01:46:56,272 --> 01:46:58,441
It's mercy.
2081
01:46:58,441 --> 01:47:01,111
I deserve that.
2082
01:47:01,111 --> 01:47:02,779
I'd do it for you.
2083
01:47:04,364 --> 01:47:05,949
I'd do it for you.
2084
01:47:06,533 --> 01:47:07,783
Yeah.
2085
01:47:09,869 --> 01:47:11,788
Take it.
2086
01:47:11,788 --> 01:47:13,456
Yeah, yeah.
2087
01:47:18,211 --> 01:47:21,214
Yeah, yeah... yeah...
2088
01:47:27,137 --> 01:47:29,722
D-Don't, don't think about it.
2089
01:47:29,722 --> 01:47:30,974
Don't think about it.
2090
01:47:33,560 --> 01:47:35,311
Yeah, yeah...
2091
01:47:35,311 --> 01:47:36,563
Ah, yeah.
2092
01:47:36,563 --> 01:47:37,813
Yeah.
2093
01:47:39,315 --> 01:47:41,901
Ah... ah...
2094
01:47:41,901 --> 01:47:45,488
You did this to
yourself, you stupid fuck!
2095
01:47:45,488 --> 01:47:46,739
You're always doing stupid shit!
2096
01:47:46,739 --> 01:47:48,575
I gotta fuckin' fix it! Okay, okay.
2097
01:47:48,575 --> 01:47:49,826
Is that what you fuckin' want?!
2098
01:47:49,826 --> 01:47:50,994
Yes. Huh?
2099
01:47:50,994 --> 01:47:52,495
You want me to fuckin' fix your head,
2100
01:47:52,495 --> 01:47:54,080
Once and for all?! Come on, it's easy.
2101
01:47:54,080 --> 01:47:55,415
It's easy. No! Bullshit!
2102
01:47:55,415 --> 01:47:57,000
Bullshit! Not for me!
2103
01:48:00,587 --> 01:48:02,922
I love you, fuckin' shit bag.
2104
01:48:02,922 --> 01:48:05,508
I love you, too.
2105
01:48:08,094 --> 01:48:09,679
I'm gonna miss you, brother.
2106
01:48:12,182 --> 01:48:13,349
I'm sorry.
2107
01:48:15,435 --> 01:48:17,520
I'm sorry.
2108
01:48:17,520 --> 01:48:19,355
Everything's gonna be okay. Yeah.
2109
01:48:19,355 --> 01:48:20,605
Yeah.
2110
01:48:22,442 --> 01:48:23,943
I know.
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