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CONFLICTING MOTIVES
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Master Sasaki, how are your injuries?
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Much better! Thanks for asking.
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They even sewed up the hole in my gut.
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The docs here are pretty darn good.
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You should have stayed in bed,
Mr. Senior Citizen.
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If you stick your nose
into things like this…
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then next time, you'll be the one…
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to die!
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Sheesh! You gods are all the same.
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You're all so darn selfish.
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You think every darn thing is
gonna go your way.
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We don't think it'll go our way.
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We make it go our way.
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Kondo.
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Yeah?
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These guys look like bad gods to me.
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It's okay to kill them, right?
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Yep.
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We must remain true to our morals!
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Stand aside, Loki.
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I'll show 'em who's boss.
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Unless I get my payback now,
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I could never rest easy again.
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Ain't that right, Buddha?
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You'll pay for that, Buddha!
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Ebisu, what're you aimin' at?
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Aw, man.
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What'd you go and bust that for?
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Still in your rebellious phase?
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Wh-What the hell just happened?
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He dodged my shots at point-blank range!
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Wait! In fact, that was more like…
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Quite impressive, Buddha.
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Like I figured, I need you…
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dead!
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You know, you're startin' to tick me off.
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Do you think you can beat me?
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You're ticking me off as well.
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You really know how to tick me off.
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I think I'll send you to Niflheimr first.
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If you even can.
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You're dead meat!
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Stop!
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Oh, good grief.
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You people have got way more energy
than you know what to do with.
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Well, well.
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Gramps…
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And even Uncle Odin.
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I don't know what happened here,
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but I seriously frown upon divisions
among allies
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at a time like this.
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Who said you could go and get in a fight,
you blockheads?
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Gods fighting among themselves
at a time like this is absurd!
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Wow! Kondo, those crows are talking!
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That's so cute!
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Yes, that is cute.
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Cute? Really?
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Pay attention!
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Hey, pal! We're Heaven's Executioners!
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We ain't takin' orders
from the likes of you!
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This ends now!
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That's one ferocious aura.
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Huh?
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What?
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I'm not in the mood anymore.
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Forget this.
I'm going to watch the next bout.
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Later, Buddha.
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See you soon.
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Traitors will be judged.
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Don't you ever forget that.
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Darn. What a drag.
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Never mind it.
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Let's go back to our room
to watch the next bout too.
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What about you, Master Kojiro?
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Yeah, maybe I'll be going back too.
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Besides, I just got to witness
a bit of the power of the Shinsengumi.
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Oh, ow!
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{\an8}Probably pushed myself a little too hard.
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Oh, you there, mister god.
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Sorry about sticking my nose
in your business.
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Later.
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Let's watch a fight!
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Now, now, the fight's over.
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Why don't you return to you room too?
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And another thing…
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Make sure you don't cause
any more trouble.
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Huh?
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The only one…
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in heaven or on Earth
who can tell me what to do…
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is me.
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Oh, good grief.
That guy's a real piece of work.
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And, you know, this here Ragnarok,
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it sure isn't going the way I had hoped.
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Don't you agree, Norse god?
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Okay! I'll be heading back
to the arena too!
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Let's watch a fight!
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L-Lord Odin!
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Brünnhilde!
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I… I went too far earlier. I'm sorry.
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I know you've got reasons
for what you've done, Brünnhilde.
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I'm sure of it!
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Göll,
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you haven't done anything wrong at all.
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There's no need to apologize.
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Let's both work together,
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for the sake of mankind.
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Yes!
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Brünnhilde's her old self again.
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Ever since Ragnarok began,
she'd been acting kind of funny.
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Thank goodness.
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You know, now we're tied at two wins each.
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Mankind has finally caught up to the gods!
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In fact, we have a chance
to take the lead!
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Yes, which is exactly why
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I've come to this man.
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What is that noise?
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Wh-What in the world…
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Gluttony… lust… sloth…
He's the incarnation of carnal desire!
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Who the heck is he?
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TANIKAZE
4TH YOKOZUNA
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Huh?
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UMEGATANI
15TH YOKOZUNA
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OZUTSU
18TH YOKOZUNA
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Handprints of all the yokozuna?
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HITACHIYAMA
19TH YOKOZUNA
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That must mean…
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Wake up!
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It's your turn.
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And I was sleeping so soundly too.
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But you know…
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if you've woken me up…
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that must mean
you want to get it on with me!
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Don't be so cold, you pretty young lady.
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I see you're as frisky
and robust as ever, Raiden.
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You mean this pervert is
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mankind's greatest ever sumo wrestler,
Tameemon Raiden?
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I'm the type that gets more aroused
when a woman plays hard-to-get.
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So…
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His hand's gigantic.
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Who's the hottie
that I'm going to merge with?
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Is it you?
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{\an8}No.
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{\an8}There is someone more appropriate for you.
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{\an8}And let me remind you,
it's not "merge." It's "Völundr."
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{\an8}The forging of a Divine Treasure.
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{\an8}Thrúd!
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Right here!
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Okay, hot stuff,
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{\an8}you're lookin' at your partner right here.
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{\an8}THRÚD
THIRD OF THE 13 VALKYRIES
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You disappointed
that I'm a beast of a woman?
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Nice!
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Big women are just my type!
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You sure are a smooth talker.
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But enough of the jokes!
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I never joke.
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She's turned into a total girly girl!
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Thrúd, the most powerful of
all the Valkyries…
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is making a girly face?
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You're a jerk.
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I get that a lot.
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Come on, now.
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Become one with me.
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Völundr!
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SELL-OUT CROWD, THANK YOU
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Is this the arena for the next bout?
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What an odd stadium.
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Oh, this must be a Japanese sumo arena.
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Something's not quite right.
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At two wins apiece,
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we're all tied up
for the fifth bout in the final battle
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between god and man, Ragnarok.
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For mankind and for the gods,
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this is a match that
neither side can afford to lose!
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{\an8}VALKYRIE SALMIAK PIES
AJIHITOSUJI LAND OF EDEN
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{\an8}VALHALLA HOMES 10,000-YEAR HOUSES
BACCHUS RESTAURANT
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Those are sumo prize banners!
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That's so oriental!
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No, there's still something a little off.
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The time has come!
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For mankind, in the east corner,
we have this man!
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EAST
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From the land of the rising sun
comes the greatest of the martial arts!
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Sumo!
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{\an8}KAJINOSUKE TANIKAZE
4TH YOKOZUNA
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{\an8}KISABURO ONOGAWA
5TH YOKOZUNA
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A sumo wrestler…
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Such a virile man!
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In its 2,000-year history,
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there is one man that everyone recognizes
as the greatest of all time!
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Open-handed slap. Open-palm thrust.
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Double-arm lock. Forward force-down.
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Because he was so strong,
he was forbidden from using these moves.
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Yet, he still remained the greatest!
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He won and won and won,
and never stopped winning!
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Nice!
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{\an8}The curves from his latissimus
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to his gluteus maximus, soleus,
and all his muscles are truly magnificent.
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Yes… I'd love to dissect him.
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{\an8}HOKUSAI KATSUSHIKA
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{\an8}The man who ruled
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{\an8}as emperor of the sumo ring
for over 20 years is known as…
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the Unrivaled Rikishi!
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His name is…
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In the east corner,
the fifth champion of mankind, from Japan,
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{\an8}Tameemon Raiden!
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Toss those gods out of the ring!
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Raiden, what a stud!
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The greatest sumo wrestler ever!
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The seats are packed!
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No matter the era,
everyone loves this stuff, right?
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Huh? Uh, yeah…
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Anyway… The gods' champion
who'll face the Unrivaled Rikishi,
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in the west corner…
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is this man!
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My! Such intensity!
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Wait! Isn't that…
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He builds worlds for sport
and destroys them on a whim.
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He builds then destroys,
destroys then rebuilds.
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Is the world his sandbox?
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What is it he wants to do anyway?
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Then why don't we ask him?
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Don't waste your breath!
Don't pander to him!
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He crushes into dust
anything he doesn't like!
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The Bhairava of the universe!
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WEST
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In the west corner, from India,
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the champion for the gods
in the fifth bout!
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At last, I get my chance.
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Shiva!
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I'll destroy you!
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All right now, we sure as heck
better not have a third loss in a row.
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I wonder
how they'll entertain us this time.
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It's the fifth bout in the final battle
between god and man, Ragnarok,
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Shiva versus Tameemon Raiden!
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It's time to start the bout!
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Ready!
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Rumble!
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